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vi a scoundrel charles the events and to

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proclaimed himself king and ruler of all

the kingdom

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all points friday the thirteenth

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expect whether they like friday the

thirteenth

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only bell around here as in the combat

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at the convent of the sisters of holy

passion for get little deck as soon as you

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what do you want a child there's a chance

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you know i was holding a letter which i

was only twelve one on your twentieth

birthday well i opened it today and i

finally learn the secret of your but you

are a son and heir of about former king

richard or because we got it

that was that i went the one i found lying

next to the basket it which i found you in

front of my house but a seal said that we

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king richard instructed the

lower chamber pot to go away with a young

prince friday the thirteenth

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daughter that word and a horny to be sworn

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pot wanted to assure his daughter's future

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which would become beautiful again if she

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become have some again if he fell in love

with a which if i am friday the thirteenth

i can become a handsome prince against it

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on his left cheek and to make can easily

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that's true or have a mark like that i am

the prince yes and you can become handsome

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thirteenth

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as proved conclusively that he is prince

friday the thirteenth our rightful king

long live our rightful king

it's a great day friends we regained a

king and queen

you can depend a queen obama

and after the wedding day of course comes

the wedding night

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our

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i can change your little dick back but on

one condition i must change you back to

into an old way

oh yes please very well but you will stay

that way forever and ever and ever

you

and

and of course they lived happily ever

after

had many many children

and of course all the boys dog after their

father each was a chip on the old cock