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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I gave up fighting with y

'all for less. That's 40 days. How far in are we?

What's an ideal partner for you?

Tall, handsome.

Dating apps are not working for me. We'll talk about the wealth part later.

I will let you tattoo me.

How did you guys met?

He stalked me. I did.

No one else can say they've been tattooed by Kyle Riker. I don't know if

you guys when it comes to my family, because I'm still a little bit with the

laughing of Jack.

What did I do to you? Can you tell me what it is, though? Because I'm not

You know what I'm talking about.

No, I don't. Go watch the show.

Oh.

Watch the show.

Wait, what's happening?

I apologize for anything that hurt you. I'm a forgiving person.

As long as you're honest with me, I can always move on. You have been bossing

about me that I have a drinking problem, which is totally untrue. From me?

Crystal told me.

I may act for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?

The best part about losing everything is getting it all back.

Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.

They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise.

I may put you to sleep for a living, but I always keep one eye open.

It's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily I'm in better shape than ever.

Okay, let's see.

Oh, my God. This is hard.

You know how to do a cartwheel on the beam? No. Go.

Let me see.

Yeah.

Come on. I don't want silver. I want gold at all times.

Hey,

babe. Hello.

What are the plans for the summer?

Basketball?

Volleyball?

What about Ashton? What's the plan for the summer? Is she... I just don't want

Jade having babies young like he wants to.

We're going to start over there on the platform lying down. Okay, perfect.

Okay, we got it. Oh, I love this one. Oh,

my God. I love that.

Vegas ain't seen nothing like this in a long time.

It's the show I want to watch. Well, that's a little worse, though.

Do we have a reservation?

We do.

His name is Sal.

Sure. Right this way.

How are you?

Sal, nice to meet you.

Pleasure. Please.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Well, it's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well. Yeah, and Alessandra

speaks very highly of you. Well, this is my first time with Alessandra.

This is my very first date that Alessandra has set me up on. My first

is Bachelor S. Okay. Love kids, love to travel.

Okay, now you need to give them the benefit of the doubt.

And you need to just relax. Be yourself.

First dates are always that, like, butterfly moment. And you don't know,

could be the one. He's tall.

He's handsome.

He is a gentleman.

This date has promise.

Sal has promise.

So you, if I'm not mistaken, you're a Georgia girl.

Augusta, Georgia. Augusta, Georgia. You're from New York City?

Just outside.

I have bought into L .A. big time. The climate, everything just suits me.

Back east, humidity, mosquitoes, the two things I do not miss, and I don't know

if I could tolerate them again.

It must be humid in Georgia.

Yeah, and the summer gets to be like 100 % humidity.

I sweat like a madman.

Oh.

People were literally saying to me, why are you all wet?

Oh. Listen, there are worse problems to have than a little sweat.

Ready to order?

I'm drinking.

Can I get a kettle wine martini? I'm going to have an old -fashioned rock.

I'm going to have the tuna tartare.

I'm going to have the halibut. Thank you. How long ago did you move here?

been here since 1990.

Mom still is in the house we grew up in, so I get back pretty often to see her.

What do you do?

Environmentally friendly office supplies.

But I've been working from home, so I can still see Mom.

She's 88 and she's doing great, but I'd like to spend as much time with her as I

can because I'm not around.

So I have tuna tartare with cilantro and a hollywood.

Thank you very much.

So my fifth is, she said, how about we go to Vegas?

My mother got to the hotel before I did. She goes, you're going to be angry with

me. I said, why? She goes, well, I went downstairs to the concierge and I told

them we needed something to do. And he goes, right next door is a great old

school variety show.

She goes, Sal, it's topless.

This is like serious red flag for me. I bought a cool looking catfish. So my

mother at one point took a net and she took it out and she got a...

There's too many mother stories for me to handle.

I was just like, Mom, you beat that catfish to death.

Okay. I'm still proud of myself for staying in the day prior to all of this.

I would have had to leave because of children emergencies or a hangnail that

needed to get rid of. I'm the only guy whose mother tried to pull the what

happens in Vegas stays in Vegas rule.

Even though Sal is not the right man for me, I'm making progress, Alessandra.

Well, thank you.

Oh, no, no problem. Thank you. Oh, gosh, I hate when chairs make that noise.

These chairs are like once you're in, you're in. Yeah.

I'm just ready for her to stop right now. Oh, I'm digging those shoes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, beautiful.

Have a great evening. Yeah.

Bye.

There's a lot of food.

Hello?

Hello? Oh, my God, how are you? Oh, my God, hi.

Let's go over to that bar. Let's do it.

White wine or red wine? I'm good with white. Let's do white.

What is the doggy's name again?

That one's Romeo.

What did he do? The little nip.

I thought we were, like, having a moment, and then he's like, no, we're

What's all the laughing about?

Um, Kyle's dog just tried to eat my hand off, but no big deal. Oh, my goodness.

No big deal. We're OK. It's always the little ones. Do you guys have the thing

colored on? You look so gorgeous. I know. You guys are like, are we pretty?

Are you kidding me, Kyle?

It's the bot, by the way. I always have so much food. I mean, I do not have a

narrow esophagus, but I do have a stomach that is the size of an adult

have an old man who choked us down.

I almost spit my daughter out the night when you were talking to something.

a stricture in your esophagus, all you do is chew your food more. If you really

have a problem, you go get treatment for that.

I didn't say anything wrong.

I wouldn't say that it's made all that much sense to us. She had described it

me that she has to crush up all of her food, like baby food. And then, like,

following year, it was like, I just don't eat meat.

But then she was eating bacon.

I haven't known Sutton that long, but all of the inconsistencies with Sutton

her past, it's very telling. And if anybody comes close to, like, exposing

anything about her, she gets mad.

Shall we go get my esophagus stretched all together as a group? Oh, my God.

Shall we?

Yeah. It's ridiculous.

So what did you guys do this week?

I just had some meetings regarding the show I'm working on, the one -hour

Excuse me?

Hello, my name is Dorit. What's your name?

Kyle. Okay, do you remember we're friends?

So you don't know either?

Yeah. Share information with us.

I'm doing a one -hour, producing a one -hour drama. What else are you going to

tell me? You got more tattoos?

I do get one more.

What do you mean you got one more? How many do you have? Kyle!

Your hands are slimy.

You want me to take a picture of it?

So how many do you have?

Has Mo seen the latest tattoos?

I came home and I showed him.

You could tell he was really annoyed.

I got another tattoo.

Honey. It's small, very small.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

Right there.

Love bean.

What happened was Morgan was in town.

Who's Morgan? New best friend.

So she has everything on her, like, whatever. Like, it's not like the

that goes into mine, you know? Mm -hmm.

So she goes, you can do one. I don't even care. I'm like, then I'll do one.

What? Wow.

So I just put a K because I figured she could write a word with it.

Oh!

Wait, you gave her the tattoo?

Yes, they let me do it at the place.

What is going on, Kyle?

My husband put my name on his arm. I don't know what that says about Kyle

tattooing her name on Morgan's arm, but that is a really, really close

friendship. You put the first letter of your name on her body.

No, you've literally been friends for a year, and now... No, two years, but that

doesn't matter. Okay, well, I'm just saying, we've been friends for seven.

I mean, you didn't put a D on your body, did you? I'm happy to do a tattoo for

you. I could probably do a D.

Coming up... Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle of Denise Richards on

OnlyFans?

Hi,

how are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Oh, wow.

Wow, this is cool.

Hi,

how are you? How are you? I'm great.

Great. Can I get you anything to drink? The lychee meow?

Yes, thank you.

I love it.

How cool.

Look at all the feathers. I thought you'd like it. I love it. Give me a hug.

How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Nice to see you.

When Garcelle first came into the group, we were friendly.

And then we got on the wrong track.

Mostly because of me. Under no circumstances, though, can you

only a kid, but my kid.

I agree and take full responsibility.

Thank you. And you know what? I wish.

talking and treating the kids like they were adults, and I was all wrong.

So it's nice to have drinks with her, and hopefully rekindle something.

Oh my God, did you order us a drink? Well, I ordered me a drink, but I didn't

realize I... I got an extra one. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. How about you?

I'm good.

I signed for my Vegas residency.

Congrats. Be careful what you wish for. Wow. Because then it shows up and you

have to perform. I've put on a million shows.

But I've never had one riding like this on me. That's my biggest insecurity.

They're not going to remember anything other than Erica pulled it off or Erica

didn't pull it off.

It's amazing how quickly life will turn around provided you stay in the fight.

And that, I think, was the best thing I could have done. Was even though it

looked ugly and it was horrible, still to keep walking forward no matter how

small your steps may be.

I don't know that a residency is going to... solve all my legal financial

problems. But I know one thing.

It is a step in the right direction.

So what's going on?

A friend of mine is joining us. Is it Denise? Is Denise coming? No. Denise

be coming, though, to Taco Tuesday. I know.

She's coming to Taco Tuesday. So next week I'm going to have Taco Tuesday at

house. Would love for you to include Denise. She's so sweet.

Oh, she is sweet. Okay, I'll ask her. Who is it?

You'll see.

Oh, s***. You'll see.

Oh,

there's my friend.

Oh, get over here.

I knew it was a setup. I knew it was a setup.

Your hair looks adorable.

It does?

Yes. I flipped my part over. I like it. Because it's dirty.

So I was like, let's just flip it. Would you like a lychee martini as well? Oh,

gosh, no.

We all have a regular martini, but dirty.

Okay. Bringing Erica and Sutton tonight together. One, we're all single.

Two, when they really let everything go, they have a good time.

So, surprise.

We're good. I know you guys are.

She makes me laugh.

She makes me frustrated.

And it's okay. It's all right. Listen.

Life happens. I can't. I know. I know. I know. So, tonight, it's a social

experiment to see how they're going to do.

I almost sent you this thing about gossiping in the South. We don't gossip.

put you on our prayer list.

Maybe we should put Denise on my prayer list. Yeah, you should definitely.

I'm going to put Denise on my prayer list.

I'm telling you, though, she needs to stop with this. Give up the four -year

beef. Let it go like I did politely at Kyle's. She wasn't clear with me.

what her issues are, but I saw her afterwards.

It bothered me that Erica made a comment that because they're teenagers that, of

course, they...

had a threesome by now.

I said they know what threesomes are if they haven't had one already. There you

go. Your 14 -year -old daughter's asking you, Mom, what is a threesome? They

already know if they haven't had one already. I think she's been holding on

it, and that's why she wants to get it out. I know, but Garcelle... She wanted

to get it out there. Look, what happened to me over the last two and a half or

three, almost three years now, all that public scrutiny takes a real beating on

you. And at some point, I had to say...

I turned the page.

And that's why when I saw Denise doing this, I was like, I don't want to go

there. I've left that behind.

So what happens with Taco Tuesday?

I'm going to have a nice time at Taco Tuesday.

And I will be ready for whatever walks through the door.

I'm scared after Friday.

It's over.

All Friday.

Would you like another lychee? Oh, yes.

The night is young.

This is a good trio.

Can I have three lychee? Can I get a shot of vodka and just some lychee?

I think I'm tipsy.

I look like a baby.

Baby Yoda.

Oh my God, you're such a bitch.

Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle of Denise Richards on OnlyFans?

Shut up.

But it's not really naked.

It is.

It started out as porn.

It's really what it is. Seems a little low for Denise and Richard.

You can do better than that.

How about, I don't know, $10?

Can we leave? I want to go to bed.

I've had enough. I'm good. That is enough.

Who's driving?

I always have my driver that I like. The driver you made out with? I'm kidding!

Bitch. I'm going to kill you!

This is going to be wrapped around your neck right now.

Calm down. The lady's here.

I need to depend.

Coming up. I feel like I'm an apothecary.

Well, I guess I have to put your nickel on my body for you to actually care.

A towel so I can put this under a wet thing that doesn't touch my skin.

You know what I'm worried about, though?

Because I have Tanner on.

Honestly,

you're brave wearing a white sweatshirt. I know. Oh, this is a look down.

It's so sexy.

Hey, Siri, FaceTime Anna Marie.

Oh, my God, I'm so jealous.

I'm getting ready for Taco Tuesday.

Denise and Erica are going to both be there tonight.

Oh, really? So I don't know what's going to happen there.

Why are you on OnlyFans? What is this?

I had dinner with Erica and Garcelle, and Erica brought up that Denise was on

OnlyFans. Uh -huh. So I'm going to give Denise $12.

Yes. Oh, tip in $7 to see it uncensored.

I mean, really? $7?

All right. Don't you think it'd be a little bit more?

I don't know what I'm going to find here.

Hopefully nothing real bad.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

Oh, no.

Do we think it's like a full naked butt or is it butt with a thong?

Well, I'm not paying $7 to find out.

For just the price of a cup of coffee, we can see if it's there.

Oh, girl.

You look so pretty.

Girlfriend. Oh, I love the bag. Oh, thank you. I got it in Italy. I love

hair. You look so cute. Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.

Sorry I had to run out for my in -laws.

Oh, because they're visiting.

For a year and a half.

You're so cute.

Let's talk about you're going to see Erica.

Am I?

Oh, I'm sure you will. Well, crap, I wish I dressed up more. I think she's

wanting to hear your list, your laundry list.

My laundry list, okay.

I told Erica what Denise was thinking, why she's upset. So it's just right that

I tell Denise what Erica said so that she knows. And we can just put this

to bed finally.

So start washing those clothes, honey.

I'm resilient.

I don't know about all these movies and things you're doing. I forget about

anybody. I really do.

Literally, I feel like I'm an afterthought.

Well, I guess I have to put your initial on my body for you to actually care.

I mean, literally.

I genuinely feel hurt by this distance between Kyle and I. Kyle and I used to

away once or twice, even more a year. Now, I'm not invited on any of Kyle's

trips. There's a reason I haven't.

Reached out to Dorit as much recently.

It's because I really felt disappointed in her.

Oh, I think that I've had so much that's hurt me.

And she wants you to accept a little bit of responsibility in this. I don't want

you to interject in this right now.

No problem.

In private, Dorit had been saying to me, you know, I feel so bad. What are you

going through with your sister? And she was really, like, supportive and on my

side. And then when we were all together, it was a very different tune.

That doesn't feel like a friend to me.

I mean, Morgan has so many other, like, I was like, what difference does it

make? I can't believe, like, how good of friends you guys are. I know.

People are like, I don't understand this friendship.

Well, I mean, you are kind of morphing into one another.

You're morphing into her.

Much of who Kyle has become is a lot like who Morgan is.

Where do I fit in in Kyle's new life?

Feels like I've been not just excluded, but maybe even replaced.

No.

Anyway.

Turn it up a notch.

Everybody pulling up. Pulling up shots.

He's so rich.

He's so paid.

He give money. He get laid.

Pick it up a notch.

Honey, you want a piece of cake? Oh, wow. Looks delicious.

Right?

That's where I go. Goodbye.

Bye, I love you.

Hello, hello.

Mia? Hello.

Hi.

Hi, beautiful.

Oh, I love this dress on you.

There's nothing I like more than hosting dinner.

I have pork, chicken, fish, duck. I always have too much food left over.

a classic Asian culture thing.

If the table is empty, that means your guests go home hungry and you are a bad

host.

Hello. Honey, I'm home.

So you always want to have an abundant table full of food and lots of to -go

boxes.

How are you?

Welcome. Hello. How are you? Well, hello.

I'm going to tell you something. I'm trying to put them down. No, you don't

to keep them down. No, but you want to get them even.

Push this one this way.

You have to, like, push one east, one west. That's good.

Good? Perfect.

Hi, Nia.

Nice to meet you.

I'm always so surprised with how many friends Crystal has.

I mean, I know it's that number minus 14, but still.

I saw you guys at her birthday party with the stripper. Oh. Which I clarified

was not really stripping. He just took his shirt off. Thank you. It was very

Magic Mike is what I said.

Have you seen Magic Mike the show in Las Vegas? Twice.

My husband was performing at the Constitution.

What's your husband's name? Bill Burr. He's a comedian.

One of the girls that's coming tonight had an absolute meltdown in the middle

the show.

Why? We didn't know. We still don't know. I really need to ask. No, no, no.

not going there. No, no, no. You need to. We would love for you to. No. Coming

up. That is a low blow to bring up my daughter's only

fan. You think I'm not going to go as low as I can?

Have you met me?

Do you guys want to get a drink? Yeah.

Let's go inside.

Go ahead.

Thank you. Welcome to our house. Hi.

Hi. This is my friend Jenny.

Hi. Go sell.

Pleasure. This is Jenny.

Hi. Another Jenny.

Okay.

I'm like frozen.

It's so cold.

I cannot.

Oh, are these the drinks?

Coconut martini, spicy mango with a kefir lime zest on top, and this is a

lemongrass. It's cold.

I'm going to make you stay outside.

I'm going to kill you.

Hi. Hi. How are you, girl? Why is this outside?

I don't want to get sick. We're going to come back in. They suddenly get sick.

They're little blankets for you. Why can't we eat tacos inside?

I'm cold, I'm irritable, and who's there but Denise?

The last person I want to see.

A Belvedere club soda.

Absolutely. Short glass.

Yep. And just three lemons squeezed in really well. Coming right up. Thank you

so much. You're so very welcome.

At night when I got home, I had a fever of over 100.

Do you know?

Yeah. If you say so, Denise, sure.

Is this on backwards?

No. For sure?

Backwards? Upside down? No.

Is there a upside down?

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

I know what you're doing. Stop it.

Fever. Nothing else.

Yep. I'm buying it.

Yep.

Already cold?

Hello?

Crystal?

Crystal?

This is so cute.

Mary.

Who's called?

Oh, my God. It is not summer.

As far as the fashion goes, I don't know what you're going for and what memo you

got. It's Taco Tuesday.

I mean, Sutton coming in looking like a little boat peep. That woman loves a

sundress. I don't know where something was going. It's freezing outside.

You're not cold.

Why in the hell are we outside?

Should we eat? Are you guys hungry?

Yes. Why don't we eat inside? Because it's so cold.

What a great idea.

Right? So forget your dream. I mean, I was totally fine with being outside, but

these girls are really having a fit. I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you.

That just made my life.

Hello. She is.

Get on in here.

Hi. How are you?

Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Everybody's right in there.

Who's everybody? I saw lots of cars out there. Hi.

The hostess, her sister. Miss Kim's here.

Hi. How are you?

You are getting out.

I think we're out. Who are you? I'm a little shocked. I'm proud.

I know. You guys want to come eat?

Yes. Come.

Come.

All right, so go ahead. Don't be shy. This is quite the spread.

Looks amazing.

Really, really could have done without that shawarma pita that I had three

ago. Avi, who you're not hiring.

No, I didn't try to poach him.

Avi!

Can I not steal you from Sutton?

Oh, my God.

You did, too.

Are you going to stop accusing me of doing things that I am not doing? Are

going to stop accusing me of putting vodka in my coffee?

She said that you're the kind of person that puts vodka in coffee.

Who does that?

Sutton. I don't know if you put vodka in your coffee. I don't know if you do. I

don't drink coffee.

Case closed.

That was an easy one. That was an easy one.

But it wasn't an accusation. Okay, good.

You know what? We had a nice night the other night with Garcelle. We had a

night. And we laughed a lot. We laughed a lot.

If it's your left hand, it means a man's coming into your life. My hand is on

fire!

I'm hearing about this fabulous night you guys had where I wasn't invited and

had a lot of laughs. We had a nice night. It was funny. You're telling me

they come along with it. Garcelle told on about how Sutton made out with the

driver.

Coming up.

Why did you bring it up, Tori? Why did you bring it up? I just told you. Why

you bring it up? We were going back and forth. Why did you bring it up? And you

were like, why did you bring it up?

Answer my question. Stop asking the same question and not waiting for an answer.

Big life, big city. Now we never sleep.

Big life, big city. Got that energy.

You know what? We had a nice night the other night with Garcelle.

I'm hearing about the fabulous night you guys had where I wasn't invited.

Garcelle told on about how Sutton made out with the driver.

Oh, my God.

I said that really loud in front of everybody. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

you did. Wait. You know what? What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? He's one of my drivers.

And you made out with one of your drivers? Accidentally, maybe I did.

Sometimes you might find someone that's handsome and charming.

And he says.

Sit in the front seat, and then he might accidentally lean in, and you lean in

at the same time, so then you accidentally kiss.

It was just a make -out session like they would do in Happy Days.

What?

No, she had an open -mouthed kissing. Honestly.

You're taking something that's supposed to be sexy and making it as unsexy as

you could possibly make it.

What? What do you have in there?

Where? What?

Right here. What?

Kim. What?

What do you have in there? I don't know.

Kim, what?

You know, I like to just, if there's a problem, I just like to do this. And I'm

like, you know, would you like a little nap? You need a little nap. You need to

have a napkin. I don't know what the hell Kim has stored in that scarf of

Zacks? A phone charger?

A small kitten? I mean, I have no idea what the hell we would find in my

sister's scarf.

Want to get some more tea with me, Erica?

Okay. I need to get some more tea.

Okay.

I'm getting so annoyed. Okay.

Crystal doesn't say much, but when

she does say something, it's either talking behind someone's back or she's

looking to stir the pot.

There was a lot more said prior to that. That was very dark.

You said Sutton said something very dark. I can't even say it. It's so bad.

just assume it's a story. What if it's actually my truth?

I need to get this right. Crystal is saying that I am telling everyone in the

group that you have a drinking problem. That you've been talking about.

At least if you're going to stir the pot, balance it with something else.

We can all sit down and air out all our games. Oh, yeah. All at once. Like, I'm

really, like, I'm repped about it. It's like finding the moment. It doesn't feel

like it's out of left field.

It was really delicious.

I'm happy you all like it. I loved everything.

You want the place?

Well,

I'll tell you all this. I went to go see my horse who got his new final

apartment. A barn?

Well, you.

Or a sable. You may call it that. I call it an apartment. His name is Santos,

and he's very beautiful.

I have a language with him.

So I talk to animals, too.

See, I talk to mine all the time. I do, too, and I understand them.

So what happened in Vegas?

In particular, the Magic Mike show. I didn't like the leg spread with the

head.

I didn't enjoy that. Whose legs, Fred, and Erica, and Crystal?

We're getting the story now. Oh.

I don't know why I have to explain myself.

Some people don't like mustard.

And I'm not going to ask you 80 times a day why you don't like mustard.

Does Denise not like mustard?

A lot of people don't like mustard.

I was not in a good headspace, and so basically I ruined the whole night. So

thank you for asking. I appreciate that.

How did you know about it?

One of the girls that's coming tonight had an absolute meltdown.

In the middle of the show.

Why? It's the happiest place on Earth.

We didn't know. We still don't know. The girls were talking about how they loved

Magic Mike, and they mentioned that there was someone who did not have as

fun, and I playfully said, how could you have a meltdown at Magic Mike? It's the

happiest place on Earth.

Well, it's not Disneyland.

Nia, who are you, and why is this story relevant to our Mexican fiesta?

I just was uncomfortable, and I didn't want to be there.

Honey, you had $51 bills that you were flashing around.

I got a lot of ones.

Y 'all remember these? These are dollar bills.

It's a funny goofball thing.

I can see you tucking a few bucks and going, I want a lap dance.

Y 'all are laughing because y 'all know that that is the laughing that would

ever happen.

You made out with your driver?

Oh, my god.

What? OK.

OK. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.

That was between me, Erica, and Sutton. And now I feel like you're saying it to

embarrass her. And that's not OK. Garcella, you remember 20 minutes ago

Erica was saying it and you were over here and you guys were laughing about

To equate those two is very unfair.

My driver has become my friend.

I don't judge you for it. Because I was attracted to him, and we were having a

conversation, and yet, did we have a little make -out session? It was sweet,

I enjoyed it. I did not say it's judgmental, honey.

Well, then why'd you bring it up? First of all, are you getting me? Why did you

bring it up, Julie? Why did you bring it up?

I just told you. Why did you bring it up? We were going back and forth. Why

you bring it up? And you were like, I'm not that kind of girl. Why did you bring

it up?

Answer my question. Stop asking the same question and not waiting for an answer.

Why did you bring it up to me? Why did you bring it up?

This is feeling a little like deja vu.

Name them.

Name them. Well, what you did was ridiculous. Why did you bring it up? We

going back and forth. Why did you bring it up? And you were like, I'm not that

kind of girl. Why did you bring it up? Answer it. I'm trying to answer it.

Do you understand? I'm trying to answer it, and you keep saying the same

question. Answer it.

You're talking about your prudish behavior.

Well, I just found out five minutes ago that you made out with some random

driver. Why do you think I mentioned it?

Like, duh.

I just said we were going back and forth.

It was in jest. It was playful.

It was joking. We were all laughing about the situation.

It just felt like you were saying it to embarrass her in front of these women.

She was.

To also just give people the benefit of the doubt. Who's the people?

Me. Okay.

Okay? Okay. Me, in this instance.

Why is it okay for Erica to scream it across the room and Garcelle not say a

word to her?

It just feels like another reason for Garcelle to take issue with me. If you

don't like me, Garcelle, stop pretending that you do.

When I said it to Erica, we were all having a good time. We were. And I

apologize because I didn't know that was going to bring up this.

But we are having a good time, you guys.

If you have to say it like that, we're not having a good time. I'm saying that

because you just attacked me.

I did not attack you. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. I did not attack you.

feels like that was a tough.

This girl, Dorit, lives in a bit of a bubble.

It just triggers me.

We live in a world now where we're aware, we're awoke, whatever you want to

and I feel like she's not in that world.

Just for the record, I didn't attack you. We were having a conversation.

Okay, but it felt like you were suggesting that I

was...

deliberately trying to hurt her and embarrass her. I wasn't suggesting. I

actually said it. Exactly. Right, but that's not an attack. It feels... It's a

different thing than an attack. Okay, I don't mean attack.

What's a good word? I don't know what's a good word, but I feel like for you and

your privilege, I can't.

Just for the record, I didn't attack you. I don't mean attack.

What's a good word? I don't know what's a good word, but I feel like for you and

your privilege, I can't.

What does that mean? It means you're white and the words are different. They

have different connotations. They have different meanings.

Okay. The word of attack has a different meaning when it comes from a white

woman to a black woman.

It just does.

I don't think Dorit meant to hurt Garcelle, but it does hurt Garcelle.

Garcelle, I'm very, very sorry that I've triggered a nerve and I've offended you

or upset you or any of it. And I would love to have a conversation with you

about it. I'm good. I'm good.

No, Garcelle. Nope, I'm good. I'm good. I'm not here to educate you.

I'm not.

Well, I think you have.

That's on you.

Okay.

I have no idea where this has come from.

She should know that all she needs to say is, Dorit, you know what?

That word really triggers me.

I would immediately understand, apologize, and

definitely not use that word again in the future.

The Bugagi was great.

Someone want to download?

Well, apparently, you were told that she made out with a driver.

Dorit announced it to these people, and, you know, in jest. It was a joke.

Well, apparently, it didn't land well. No, I can tell. I can tell that.

Trust me.

Loud and clear.

Where have y 'all been?

Conspiring in the kitchen. Please tell me that's not true.

Well, I'm glad you actually joined the conversation because separately Sutton

said to me once again that she heard you saying that I said that Sutton puts

vodka in her coffee.

Sutton is a drinker. He's somebody that I would not be surprised if he pours a

little vodka in her coffee in the morning.

I'm happy to talk about this. You said she was, you know, like she kind of...

I don't want to get it wrong.

Well, it seems like you did already. Well, I will nip this in the bud. Y 'all

can talk about me behind my back all you want. I know my life. I know what I

have accomplished.

I know what I'm going to accomplish.

And I know what you can't do in order to accomplish what I have accomplished and

what I'm going to accomplish.

Continue your little chatter while I take off.

And y 'all are way back there.

That's what's going to happen, because I am moving forward at a very rapid

speed.

That's what's happening.

If I had a drinking problem, I would not be able to say, accomplish this many

times.

Look at that.

I apologize. That's your apology?

Yes, I apologize. Okay. I think it came off, like, judgmental.

Did you clear up the thing with Erica? Because the other night, I know you were

having, you know, your issue with Erica. Which thing? The other night didn't

really get resolved.

I don't know. Did you and Erica have a chat tonight?

No, we haven't. No? Oh, you haven't? No.

No, we haven't, podster.

Dorit, how dare you give me the hot potato?

Come on, you know I don't want to fight with Denise.

But okay.

Denise. Do you have anything to say?

Do you, Dorit?

I didn't have the issue.

What is going on?

Jesus.

Come on.

Bring it down a notch.

Sorry. Bring it down a notch.

Okay. Cool.

I am going to go see my husband who I've not seen in a week.

Are you leaving?

I am.

Hey, give me a hug before you go.

Give me a hug before you go.

Okay. Okay. Thank you.

I'm so ready to go home.

Don't even say goodbye to me.

Go catch her.

Go catch her. I'm sure she's not sad. She didn't. No, I wanted to have this

conversation. I do not want to have this conversation with you. Why? I think you

had your chance at her.

Her dinner party. You came in, you had an agenda. You called me a bitch. And I

apologize to you.

Sincerely. If I've done something to you years ago, I apologize.

Years ago?

Well, it was years ago. It was a couple of years ago. Three years ago.

Denise, I apologize to you. Thank you. You know?

You're welcome.

And you called me, what was it? A bot monster?

She was calling you a dumb bot.

A dumb bot.

I don't know what that means. What does that even mean? I don't know.

I never said that.

Well, at the bar.

I just want her to recognize you're the f***ing dick.

Okay, okay, okay.

I don't know how I got that confused with bots at the UN.

I've actually never heard that, so it's kind of making sense that that's maybe

not what it meant.

Oopsie. Anyway, you guys, that's this piece of the story. Well, here's what

saying. It's fine. I don't care. No, I love how you do want to do this on your

terms. Actually, it's your terms because you're the one that came in and wanted

to do this. So what are you upset about?

First of all, to insinuate that my daughter at 14 years old would have

had a threesome, I think is beyond, beyond inappropriate.

You're shaking your head. Yeah, I'm shaking my head because that's not what

was about.

Children these days, if they have a phone, I have access to everything.

Of course they know about that. This is about my kids, though.

Okay, your oldest daughter's on OnlyFans.

She doesn't know?

That is a... Low blow to bring up my daughter's OnlyFans. It came in

inarticulate. Could not string two words together and wanted to call me a bitch

and you want me to sit here and pretend like it didn't happen?

What do you think? I'm not going to go to OnlyFans? You think I'm not going to

go as low as I can?

Have you met me?

No. Oh, yeah, I have. All right, so here we are.

You are a mean woman.

Because you asked for it. No, I did not.

Well, then you shouldn't have come up into her house acting like a bitch and

then I wouldn't be here.

Bitch. What, four years ago when nobody remembers?

You're really, you are mean.

I think it's great. I just want to know who's more profitable, you or Sammy.

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