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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

And here she is.

Wow, you look amazing.

I'm not my best yet.

I definitely struggle to understand the PTSD thing.

I want to be back on stage. I want to be making new music. I can make some calls

and see if there's any interest.

Or even if they'll just take a meeting.

It just seems off, like on. I don't know what it was.

Maybe I make something off with you.

The news is...

Mauricio may be having an affair.

Tonight you're going to get a five course tasting menu. It

is optionally infused with cannabis.

I want to feel something, but I don't want to feel like life. This is not

ayahuasca. This is cannabis.

My ex -husband is leaving the country. I'm not saying it's not a situation you

can't be sad over. I'm saying I think it's an excuse.

Well, what's your excuse?

Is there something going on in your personal life that you would like to

With what, though?

Her marriage.

What's with the new band?

You haven't been wearing your wedding ring. Right. It's in the bank.

Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.

So this is what you're talking about, that I had a different ring on that I

bought myself?

Oh, hell, I didn't wear mine for years.

And I thought it was a...

A makeup band.

A makeup band?

So what you're saying is that my husband cheated on me?

Did I say that?

You want my husband to have cheated and bought me that band that he did not buy

me? I'm happy. I'm content with all of your answers.

But that's weird when you say that. That feels wrong.

Everyone say, what's going on with you? If I'm going through a hard time and

exercising and not drinking, because guess what? Even if I have two glasses

wine the next day, I feel down and depressed. I can't afford to feel

right now.

Okay? I don't want to feel depressed.

What is going on? Everyone say, what's going on with you? My friends, like...

Say, we've had conversations like this.

Okay. Maybe we're not as good of friends as I thought. Okay. Because I don't

think a friend would ask like that.

In that room back there, I was very quiet.

You have a habit of losing your shit in ridiculous circumstances, too.

Name them. Name them. Well, what you did was ridiculous. Name them.

Be quiet. Let me talk. Jesus.

I had a lot going on.

I know.

And I'm sorry for that.

I'm sorry how you reacted as well.

I hope you're well.

I am well. And we'll talk another time.

Thank you for apologizing on my behalf.

You're welcome.

Anyway.

What is this that we're having?

Show me right after. Okay. Cut right through that chicken.

I'm so sorry to interrupt. This is a sunchoke. It's a Jerusalem artichoke.

There's a hollandaise sauce, a date syrup, harissa, and a little bit of

concasse in there. Oh, this is really good.

Anna Marie, I want to know more about you.

How would you like to know? How tall are you? What do you weigh? Do you have

kids? Who are you? 5 '9". 160.

Married. Four kids.

Wow. Has he bought you any gifts lately?

I mean, not those kind of gifts. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.

I love you. Just kidding. I didn't even.

I know that was a thing.

Like, what I want to know is, did he say I cheated on you for the gift?

He bought the gift afterwards to sort of, like, lure me back. After you knew?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Garcelle, you didn't have any... I had no clue.

Not one inkling. I thought I won the lottos in husbands.

I really did. I have now grown to believe that he is a great dad and a

husband. But life continues after the war. Yeah.

Yeah. There's life after divorce.

But I also think there's something to be said about being able to just be single

for a while. I agree.

Because I feel like everyone at this table can have a man.

Oh, Lord.

Right. What I love is when I see relationships where you have a true

partnership. Know what I'm saying? Like, that's what's special. I want one good

love affair.

You really haven't had one. I want one of those things you see in the movies

where you just can't be apart.

And you, oh, my gosh, we must be together. It's, like, romantic, and you

these things.

Erica, you had a love affair, like in the movie. It's Harold and Maude, only

reverse. Which will probably eventually be made into a Lifetime movie or

something like that.

What do you think?

Are you single?

You're married?

Poor bastard.

I don't want to play games in a relationship.

I don't care whether you're rich or poor. I, you know, rich, broke,

Wait a minute. Did you just say I don't care if you're rich or poor?

What I'm saying is, if you have a love affair with someone, that's what I'm

talking about. Not like an arrangement again.

You know, Tom was very established and had his own life for many years, and I

was fit into his life.

Tom, how are you?

What are you doing?

Just having lunch with Leighton. I saw you guys in here, so I said hi.

Nice. Enjoy your lunch. Thank you.

I don't want to do that again.

I want to carve out my own life and have someone meet me and let's go forward

together. Denise, how does it feel to be with the group? It's been so long. Oh,

you know what? It's so nice.

It really is. Did you miss everyone?

I did.

Everyone?

Everyone. I do have a question for you. Oh.

Why you treated me a certain way after I met

you.

And, I mean, I could say this about me and you.

You and I, the first time I met you, you were so sweet and so lovely.

How did you meet Aaron?

So I met him at his center. One time we had sex in one of his rooms. My visuals

of you and Aaron having sex are like right up there with my favorite porn.

And then a year later was a different dynamic.

Denise, I don't feel anything personal towards you. I know that. No.

You know what I'm talking about.

But I'm asking you, what did I do to you?

Can you tell me what it is, though? Because I'm not clear.

Well, I'll be very clear.

You were so kind to me.

And I was like, oh, my God, she's so sweet. She's so lovely.

And then.

When I came to do my... Sorry, guys, I have such a bad cold.

Well, I'm high, but I don't know what she is.

But she is on another level.

Denise is slurring her words a little bit.

Maybe Denise had a drink before she came because she was nervous.

I don't know what Denise is partaking in, but... I don't want some right now.

You are very different towards me. What happened with Erica's...

What's a specific moment that bothers you the most? You know, come on, guys.

We're grown -ass adults.

And you know what I'm talking about.

No, I don't. I really don't. I'm sorry.

Really?

Yeah, really.

You really don't?

I'm sorry, I don't remember. What are you talking about? I don't know what to

say. Oh.

Come on, Denise. You can say it. What exactly?

Did Erica do to you?

Okay. Is there something specific that you're pointing out, or is it just like

whole thing? A whole thing.

A whole thing. Yeah. Do you have an example? Yeah, can you give me an

don't need an example. Go watch the show.

Oh.

Watch the show.

That's your example.

Watch the show.

Wait, what happened?

Do you need to take a second, watch the show, and then come back and do this?

Great. Oh.

This weed dinner is kicking in right now. Denise, what are you talking about?

Coming up.

Is she about to light up at the table?

Wow.

I just never thought you'd pull out a joint. There are things about me that y

'all don't know. I mean, okay.

The first time I met you, you were so sweet. And then a year later, it was a

different dynamic.

What did I do?

And you know what I'm talking about.

No, I don't. I really don't. I'm sorry. Really?

Yeah, really.

Who is this Erica?

She is cool as a cucumber. She's not lunging at Denise.

The old Erica would have been like, bitch, what are you on?

Would you like to say what I did? Just say it. I don't even know how to explain

it. Just do it.

I was so fucking nice to you.

Okay. And you were a bitch to me.

Okay. And you know it.

I do? Okay.

Just, like, own it.

On what?

That.

I am so confused and high.

We're having a good time, and you're ruining my high.

I have no idea what you're talking about, and neither do you.

Okay, Denise, I apologize to you.

Thank you. You're welcome.

This is an amazing dinner. Yeah. And I think I'm good. Hi. You are. You feel

something. I feel it. I know. I can tell.

I can really feel it.

I'm getting lit.

Is that a joint over there?

Amazing.

Was she about to light up at the table? Well, I'm sorry. I was told I could.

Excuse me. Your girlfriend is... How? Said I could.

It smells good.

In the house?

What the... At the dinner table.

Wow!

That's track!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is totally legal.

Hitting the trees right at the...

Oh, no, I cannot.

I cough every single time. I just never thought you'd pull out a joint. I'm

sorry. I love my girl Sutton, but she is a walking contradiction. Over here,

she's like smoking a joint, and then in Vegas, she can't even deal with a few

half -naked men.

That's not okay. I am on the board of the American Ballet. I don't do that.

Sutton. There are things about me that y 'all don't know, Sutton. I mean.

Okay.

The dessert does not have THC. It only has CBD.

Arnie, the THC is in the air.

I'm going to go to the restroom.

Whatever you do, don't say anything really juicy without me.

Can I talk to you privately?

Okay. Because I don't know what to say with this.

Sutton! I'm coming.

Whoa. What?

This too.

We're going to come here.

I do not understand what's going on with Denise.

I haven't seen her eat a lot of this weed -infused food.

It doesn't seem like she's drinking that much.

What happened?

What do you mean?

Did something else happen?

Either she partaked before she got here this evening.

Does she not understand? I don't understand what's happening.

Erica felt like a deer in heaven. I don't think she really understood.

She did.

Okay. She's a dumb.

Oh, damn. Okay. She is.

What? She's a dumb.

Dumb.

Okie dokie. We all know.

She knew.

Oh, God.

Sometimes Denise.

Whatever. Can't say exactly what she means when she needs to say it. We don't

know what you're talking about.

Are you joking?

She's Denise.

Who cares?

If I were Denise Richards, I'd be walking around naked, drinking tequila,

slurring my words.

I like tequila, but that's what I'd be doing.

Who's high? Raise your hand. I'm high. Me too.

But not like high, high. Yeah. I'm going to walk out.

Is this on backwards?

No.

Backwards? Upside down? No.

Is yours upside down?

Mine?

Don't do this.

Don't do this.

I know what you're doing. Stop it.

Don't do this.

Where? I think your jacket is upside down. No, stop it.

I know what you're doing.

I'm not your jacket.

I don't give a flying ass about a jacket.

Okay. Okay?

Take it down.

Stop it.

Don't do this.

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

Maybe Denise is on to something, and in two years, we'll all be wearing up the

down jacket, and it'll be the hottest trend.

But right now, it's a hard no for me.

Everything okay?

I'm going to head out. You're going to head out?

Yeah.

It's almost 11.

Okay.

Hi. Sit with me. We look like primary colors.

Do you sing better now? No.

Oh, my God. It's nowhere.

No. Did Denise leave?

Okay. All good. All good.

She's an asshole.

I never did anything to her.

Well, you apologized in the end. But I also don't really quite know what I'm

apologizing for.

You did kind of ruin my buzz, though.

She knows.

Okay. Bye. Thank you so much.

Okay, then.

Well, it's like the House of Horrors here today.

You should always count on somebody around here to ruin your good time.

Coming up.

You've already lost two sisters. Do you want to lose a third?

Yeah, yeah.

Sutton, are you a night owl?

I wake up at 6.

I wake up at 4 .30. And I wake up at... I used to do that. So my husband

literally sleeps for like four hours a night.

Martha Stewart said four hours. She also went to prison.

How are you feeling?

That was intense.

I know.

That's not a friend. That's not... No.

When you guys came back, I was like, where's Claire?

In denial somewhere.

Where's our hostess?

In denial about something.

Sutton, what am I in denial about?

I don't know.

If you know something, please tell me. What would I know?

That's what I'm asking you. I don't know anything. If you're saying I'm in

denial, you're implying you know something.

It seems to me that you are. No, you either said it or you didn't. Yes, I

it. It seems like you're in denial about something.

Insanity. So if you have something and you know, I would like you to tell me. I

don't know anything.

Then I'm going to let it go.

Quit trying to gaslight me. You went in there and said. I said it while I was

sitting at the table.

Wherever you said it, I don't care if you were standing on your head.

We all know I can't stand on my head.

If you have something that you know about, please. I don't have anything

know about. But in denial of what?

I. That's the question.

I asked her about her household, about her marriage. What about her household?

Is there something going on? What about her household? Is there something going

on? Kyle is in denial about something going on with her marriage.

Personally, I think Kyle is unhappy.

People's marriages ebb and flow, and maybe there's no flow right now. And

something that he doesn't want to talk about.

Kyle doesn't like to talk about personal things.

Who does this?

It doesn't even make sense. It makes no sense. But I get so frustrated. That's

why I start losing my shit. I get so frustrated. It's not fair to you. And I

don't think it's not fair.

No, it's not. No.

Well,

you just listen to me for two seconds.

I trust what you just told me.

There's nothing going on.

There's nothing to be worried about. I didn't say there's nothing going on. I

told you at the retreat things haven't been amazing, which makes it even worse

that you would do that. It's weird.

We've had, you know, gone through bad times, of course, like everybody was. It

was a very rough year, past year.

Okay.

If I was really going through a hard time with that, this would certainly not

the way I would approach my friend.

Agreed.

Do you think there's something going on with her?

I told her. I said I didn't know if this was your first drink or your fifth or

your medicine for your foot. I take you out of the pit at night when I go to

bed. You're going to tell everybody I don't eat?

Well, you don't.

Yes, I do.

That's when you push it around the plate and say that you have some disorder

where you choke and gain your food.

See, now you're going to make fun of really something that is wrong with me.

My esophagus disorder is not something to be made fun of. I can't eat certain

foods. I've been down for four days not able to swallow my own saliva.

And here's my friend making fun of me. What's going on in your life, Kyle?

You're not drinking.

Why?

Was it a problem?

Did you drink too much?

I don't call you out on that.

Why are you calling me out?

I'm sick of fighting with you. I really am. I really am. You've already lost two

sisters. Do you want to lose a third?

Oh, don't do that. Don't f*** yourself.

Wow, don't do that.

You're being really mean.

You're being really mean. You know why? You can go f*** yourself because you

know the truth.

You've had your own situations with her and you don't want to speak up. I'll

tell everybody what Kathy did. You have to kiss ass in public, but then you want

to play that game with me? I'm not kissing. This is about Kathy.

You just made it about that.

I'll tell everybody what happened.

Kathy did not like that.

I did not stick up for her in the press.

Do you believe Kathy or do you believe Lisa? I think there's somewhere in the

middle.

So she called me and she yelled at me.

And I told Kyle, I see what you've experienced.

I felt it firsthand.

Yeah, but you were real quiet that day when we were all good last night,

you?

I need to end up in a better place.

here with her than when she came.

Okay, well then, I would like to try to do that. Because of what?

Tell me. I don't want to talk about it. No, I'm asking you.

Kyle, I don't want to talk about it.

I never want to leave.

Some women in this group fear Kathy because she holds the access to

they want.

She can lock you out of Beverly Hills or lock you out of parties or lock you out

of social standing.

I'm not kissing.

Kathy's asked, we have a relationship.

We have a friendship.

I've always been the rogue. I've always been the lone wolf on the outside.

So I don't really care if I get invited to any of your Christmas parties or if

I'm not on your list.

She says the DJ's an old and walked off. That's what you said to me.

Never even, never, ever. Anyone that knows me knows I don't talk like that.

anyone that knows me knows I'm not lying.

We all know that something like the good old socialization situation.

I mean, that's just the way it is.

I think we keep going.

Yeah.

Okie dokie.

I think it's time to go. I'm sorry.

That's fine.

I'm your friend.

I'm sorry.

Thank you. Anything I can do. Thank you. And I don't think there's anything

wrong with your marriage.

I said it's not great right now. It's really not. It's not perfect. I don't

what to tell you.

That was a bug kill.

That's just not okay. And the sister shit was low.

Because you've worked, I know how hard that hurts.

It's not even my doing.

It was going good, and then it was going bad, and then it was kind of going

good, and then it got bad again. Bye, guys. Goodbye, people.

Everybody have a good night.

Goodbye.

In the car.

All right. Thank you. See you later.

Call me if you need me.

Bye, honey.

Okay.

Good night. Love you guys.

Coming up. Sutton says she has the thing wrong.

Her small esophagus. Small esophagus?

Like a sphincter issue?

I don't remember the word sphincter.

Phoenix, that's literally like her best friend slash pet.

Are you doing your best Wednesday right now?

Slowly, my love, slowly.

Slowly, please.

And where should your napkin go?

Cheeky monkey.

Everyone's a comedian.

Everyone's a comedian.

Oh, look.

Fancy, like we're at Whole Foods or something.

You want to make lemonade?

I mean, how can we do it?

I don't know.

Isn't it lemons and sugar?

I don't know. Look on the internet.

I don't know.

I'm sure we can find.

Do we need to go outside and sell it?

You know what?

I don't know how to take that.

Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.

I cannot even believe that you seriously just roll all the way over here.

I need to get the strawberries. Just strawberries and that if you don't mind,

and I'll take these.

Should I put some pickleball? Yeah, let's do it.

How good are you? I mean, I'm mediocre.

I don't even know the rules. I just make sure I hit the ball. I kind of doubt

that, actually.

No, I don't know the rules.

You don't? I just hit the ball.

Oh, okay, well, perfect. Well, then we'll just rally.

Anna -Marie and I are both working moms.

We have a lot in common. We're both competitive and love to work out.

We live right down the street from each other.

And we have weird things in common, like my birthday is the same as her mom's

birthday. She does not care what anybody thinks. She speaks her mind.

We have the same surgeon.

She's very strong and opinionated, and I love that about her. Look at this. So

nice. I'm scared because you have a height on me.

I'm only 5 '2". I thought you were taller than that.

I have a big personality.

There you go.

I am extremely competitive.

Oh my gosh!

Pretend that didn't just happen!

Everything I do kind of innately becomes a competition.

That was out, but I'm hitting it!

I first got into sports when I was five years old. I started running like a

sports day at our school. I raced against every single grade all the way

until the seventh graders.

And I won that, too. And then in high school, I started playing basketball. I

would walk up the street to my high school at 6 o 'clock in the morning. The

janitor would open up the door for me to the gym, and I would have an empty gym

all to myself. That's how I would start every single day of my high school

career.

It's good to come up and make peace.

And high pickleball. Good job.

There is absolutely no coincidence that I ended up with an NFL football player.

Yeah, there you go. There you go. Ready?

It's literally my favorite game these days.

Here, water.

So many things to recap.

I need you to give me two minutes. You need to give me, like, I need a full

rundown. I'm not going to lie.

Let me just preface this. Yeah. Because that was your first, like, encounter

with all of us. Yeah. I love Sutton. I really do. I don't know why she's coming

for my marriage in that way and doing that to me.

I don't understand. Like, when we were having dinner, she didn't want to, like,

actually say.

What it was. You know what I mean? Like, she was really just, like, talking in

circles and, like, talking around the issue. But you want to throw it out

Yeah, but they're not. But you want to go all the way with it. Exactly. Like

Garcelle did. Last night was really upsetting for Sutton to throw those

accusations at me. And even Garcelle saying things about my marriage when

gone through something like this so publicly and knowing how hurtful it is.

I was really disappointed.

I definitely want to get to know Sutton more because I feel like we didn't get

too much time to chat.

To focus on Sutton.

Yeah.

Hi.

Thank you.

Hi. How's it going? Welcome.

Good. So I'm going to face your table right here. Okay. Thank you so much.

Absolutely. Welcome.

Hello.

Look at Fancy Pants here. Hi. You look cute. The Italian pizza sounds kind of

good. You know I like a sausage. I heard that rumor too about you. Shut up.

Hello. Hi.

Hi, girl.

Oh, I invited Denise.

You look so good. I do. You look pretty.

This Denise right here looks like she's just gliding through the wind. Your hair

looks so good. It does?

She's calm. She's composed.

She looks beautiful.

Not like the week dinner.

How are you girls doing?

We're good. You look so pretty.

Hi, guys. Welcome. How are we doing today?

Hi, how are you? Good. I'm going to order a hot water and lemon.

I'd like a hot water and lemon as well. Can you do...

fresh mint with hot water? Sure, yeah. Regular water okay for you, or the hot

water is going to be fine?

I like bottled water. Sure.

Fiji okay with you? Yeah, thank you. Perfect.

I'm going to order the Skinny Studio Heat.

I'll get this going for you, and I'll be right back. Thank you so much.

So the other day, I heard a commercial.

What's it called?

Neurothorapy. Because I had never heard that word other than you.

And they're saying some people are so severe, they amputate.

Why are you telling her that right now?

Garcelle, I haven't even had a sip of my cocktail yet. I don't want to talk

about her feet. I don't want to talk about amputation.

Thank God Garcelle's not a doctor.

Oh, you have a headache? It's probably a brain tumor.

I'm getting better with my nerves. They are healing.

How did that even come up yesterday?

Kyle kind of said, I don't know if it's one drink or five drinks, and you're on

your foot medication.

Kyle was judging drinking with you?

Exactly.

Splits and ponytail on the ceiling.

Sweeping the dance floor with her coochie. Oh!

Yeah!

We've all seen it.

So why do you think Kyle pointed out to you and not Erica then?

I don't know.

But I do think though, I'm going to say this because we're friends, that

throwing her sister, that was hard.

It was a leg blow. Yeah.

That was a nail in the coffin what she said about the sister thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Because that was designed to hurt.

That was her, you know, and I was like, wow.

Yeah, and what are you supposed to do with that?

I don't know if it's something that's going on with her personally or if she

some issue with me.

I think that she needs to stop thinking about my own life and focus on her.

Sutton says she has this thing wrong with her small esophagus. You know I'm

health care. That's why I'm, like, wondering what it is. Can you live

eating? No, of course you can't. Then she said last night. She goes, you know

have a small esophagus. And you know that I have an esophagus. You know that

do. I know you told me that. And I don't know.

But small esophagus. Like, does it hurt when she eats?

Does she get, like, acid reflux when she eats? Does she have, like, a sphincter

issue or something? No, I'm serious. Like, does she have, like, an esophageal

sphincter issue or something? Or, like, a stricture or something?

Like, this is what I do anesthesia. This is what I do. Like, I'm going to have

to ask her this.

I am a nurse anesthetist.

When we put someone to sleep for surgery, we put a tube down their

know airway anatomy. This is my jam.

I don't know. I don't remember the word sphincter.

Kyle, you're right out of the gutter. I thought you were sphinctering your butt.

I know. There's like sphincters in many parts of your body.

I didn't know that. No, there's an esophageal sphincter.

Even if your esophagus is small, you chew your food, it goes down your

esophagus, all mushed up. So why does it matter the size of your esophagus?

You're not a snake. You don't swallow a strawberry and, like, see it go down

your throat. You're not a snake.

How did you feel about Kyle's dinner?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You went for Erica.

Oh, yeah. What was that about?

You know, we had a dinner party, and they were talking about threesomes with

kids. With your kids around. Another table.

I've never been with a girl. I've only been with a couple. What is the

difference? There's a penis and two vaginas.

What the hell?

So what would you have liked for her to think? Just to acknowledge it.

Acknowledge it. Just to say, you know what, I feel bad about it.

I'm really sorry.

Otherwise, she's just a mean -ass bitch.

Oh, God.

Sorry.

Coming up.

You know, I wanted to talk to you about homeschooling for another year.

I understand why you're doing it.

You have a lot of fear in you that isn't rational.

Greet. Baby.

Can you make me a cup of tea, baby?

I'm already one step ahead of you.

Uh -oh.

I think I poured a little bit too much milk. Just tell me if I need to redo it

because I know that you won't drink it.

If I made your drink wrong, I wouldn't hear the end of it. Honey, you haven't

made my drink right ever. In fact, when have you ever made me a drink?

This is actually fine.

Let's go upstairs, my love.

I haven't even, like, caught you up on Kyle's party.

Oh, yeah? How was it?

I don't know.

Something's definitely going on with her and Mo.

She's voiced it, but I haven't spoken to her about it really in detail.

How are things with you and Mo?

I felt like I needed a little freedom.

Freedom and some space.

I think Mo's very, very busy at the moment, honey. He's on a global

track. He's traveling the whole time, and I get it. That was what put pressure

on us, that I was away a lot. If Kyle is going through something, just be a good

friend to her. Oh, my God.

Absolutely. I'm not surprised that Kyle reacted so strongly defending her

marriage. I've known Kyle a long time. It's clear that... Something is not

at home.

But that's for Kyle to tell. To come at Kyle like Sutton and Garcelle did,

there's something that felt a little bit dirty about it.

You know, I wanted to talk to you about homeschooling. I know how you feel about

it. Baby, you know my view on this. I brought up three kids before I met you.

School and mixing with kids and being part of the whole environment.

enormously important for their growth. I know with you, you'll keep them in

homeschool till they're 18.

Not 18, but I was thinking 14.

No.

During the pandemic, we decided to homeschool our kids. I've created a

classroom. The teachers come to the house.

The kids are thriving.

Covers tell you a lot about a book.

Cover is probably the most important part of the book.

They love their teachers. They really do well with the one -on -one.

I'm the one who's with them every single night. When I have expressed that I

think it would be good for them to transition back into public school, you

to hear what they say. I understand that, and it's really lovely, but it's

not really a consideration.

for whether or not they stay in homeschool or not. As I was saying, the

days are the best days of your life, and I don't want those kids not to

experience going to school. Do you understand?

So we have to talk about that.

That is true if you're actually here.

When PK travels, I feel like a single mom.

He's not involved with the kids. He doesn't know their needs. He doesn't

with the teachers and then just wants to swoop in and tell me what's best for

the kids. What about another year?

No. Dorit, I understand that you have been through a really traumatic thing.

also, you have a lot of fear in you that isn't rational.

And if I think you're going down the wrong avenue, I'm going to tell you.

Thank God. PK has all the answers.

Don't know what I'd do without him.

I've heard you say to Jagger, when you don't think I'm listening, if you go to

college, mummy's going to live on the campus.

And you're not getting married. I've heard you say all these things. I didn't

say you're not getting married. Point is, a lot of this is coming from your

and desire for those kids to be with you and close to you at all times, right?

And you have to at least own that element of this conversation.

Here we are, almost a year and a half post -home invasion, and he's still not

getting the gravity of the situation and what had happened. I lived a moment

where my kids' lives were over.

I thought in my head, that does something to a person, and yet he can't

understand. If there was the slightest element of it that I thought was not

for them, I would change it. What is right for them and what's best for them

always at the forefront of my mind, always.

Hi. How are you?

I'm so glad we're here. Me too. How are you? I'm good.

This place must get popping.

It really does get popping. The last time I was here was for a Christmas

which made me think of all the Christmas shows we've done together.

Every venue with a stage on this boulevard. We have slithered through.

And I want that back so badly. I know. It's time to turn the page.

I love performing so much.

And I've missed performing and I've missed...

That connection you have with the audience, the exchange of energy.

The only time I'm truly present in life is when I'm on stage.

The only time in life where you feel present is when you're on stage?

That and sex.

But good sex, not bad sex.

I'm super glad that we're getting back doing the Erika Jayne project, the

Mess project, whatever we're calling it.

Hey, how are you?

Welcome.

Thank you so much. Do you make a good dirty martini? Absolutely.

All right. Up, no vermouth. Up, no vermouth. Times two. Times two. I'll get

started. Okay, cool. Thank you. I appreciate that.

But, yeah, we need the right room with the right capacity where you can just do

your thing and, like, have a residency.

Alexis, my manager, has got me a couple meetings with Live Nation about a

possible residency in Las Vegas.

Give me a place to go live and give me something to do.

I've always loved Las Vegas.

By the fifth grade, I was like, wow, what is this?

Magical place that was open 24 hours a day?

Showgirls and costumes and money and all the steak and lobster.

If you could have a show like Crazy Horse Paris, I mean, how long have we

about that? Years. Years.

Creating new music, creating a show, mounting a show, which, as you know, is

really... That's a really big thing. It's a big thing. It's a tedious thing,

it's also the most fun. So rewarding.

There's nothing like that. I'm sorry. There's nothing like that. What I love

most in life is the pursuit.

I'm a hunter by nature, and I always have been.

And why wouldn't I hunt the biggest game?

I don't want to hunt warthogs.

I want to hunt elephants.

And I'm not an elephant hunter, so I don't want to hear it, okay? It's all up

here.

2023. Here's to you and me.

Here's to me and you. Love you. There we go. Love you. Wow, they really gave us

a lot of help. They really did.

Nice and dirty.

Just how we like it.

She's going to bloat me up with the salt.

Coming up.

Life is just too short to wait.

It bothers me.

I want you guys to fix it for my house.

The smile that I put on you, it sure looks good on you.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hello.

I thought I'd get used to this hair.

Oh, good.

I'm like, who does this cute girl?

Wait, we're working out. Do you have your wedding band on?

Oh, my God. I need to make sure. Otherwise, I'm going to start some major

rumors. I have a band.

I mean, it's so stupid.

How crazy was that the other night?

Bonkers. Insane. No, insane.

I mean, first of all, they were saying that because she saw a ring she's never

seen before. Do you have any pieces of jewelry I have that she hasn't seen? You

haven't been wearing your wedding ring.

What? It's in the bank.

My big diamond?

Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.

I was trying to understand, what the hell are you trying to say? Because at

point that she says... It was very clear. When somebody says she's in

and, you know, hiding, I mean, it's very clear. Well, she's suggesting that you

are trying to hide something.

I know. That was really a low blow. That's low. I hear the word low blow.

Kim! Look at you!

She's so nice.

Kim's and my relationship is in a very good place.

She knows I've been going through a really hard time, and she's been very

supportive this last year.

What's going on? Grandbaby?

That's really pretty much it.

I really haven't left the house since lockdown.

Fortunately for me, I started using that time to really...

work more on myself sure and then i started you know coloring and i found

coloring or on the wall on the wall kim went through a really hard time during

the pandemic she was one of those people that did not leave her home what the

heck was that that's my animals but kim that's actually really good like why do

you know how to do this all of a sudden i don't know so for me to see her you

know painting and out and socializing with people, and that makes me happy. I

really love doing it, and I even thought, I said to Kathy, tell Paris if

wants anything on the walls for Phoenix.

I am down to do that. Have you seen the baby yet, Phoenix?

Yeah. You did? Yeah. So cute, so cute.

I still can't believe I found out from, like, Instagram that she had a baby.

Well, that's a little weird, but yeah.

Are you guys going to go visit?

I don't know. I have a hard time not doing that with you. It feels weird to

Listen, you guys have your own relationship, and I always want you to

like that.

You know?

I don't want you guys to get involved in our stuff.

My sister and my nieces are a package deal, so if Kathy and I have an

instead of it being just between us, all of a sudden it's like, okay, then I'm

cut off from everybody.

And that's, for me, the hardest part.

Honestly, more than anything.

Oh my God, look how pretty this is. This reminds me of where we grew up. I know.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is too cute.

Don't move.

Look back.

I love the relationship between your girls. They're not like cousins. They're

like sisters. Yes. That don't fight.

I just, I do believe.

I'm going to get emotional.

Life is just too short to fight.

Like, it just is not worth it. So, sorry.

No, don't apologize. It just bothers me.

Oh,

I love this, you guys.

I want you guys to fix it. It's on my house.

I just, it can be so short.

I don't even know how I even got here and how I got to this degree.

I was having a good time with her, and I only had good intentions wanting her to

be in the group, and I don't really know how this happened.

Both of you could have done something a little different. Yeah. But, like, in

the moment, you don't see that. Sure. And so, you know, I don't think either

was basically wrong or not wrong.

I don't want to get into it too heavy, but I think we all could make different

decisions, and everything is a lesson. When I think about all the time we are

losing right now with babies coming into the family, we would normally all be

together during these times.

We'd all be close to all these kids like we were with our kids when our kids

were all growing up.

And that makes me sad.

Sometimes you have to take a little step back and then wait until it's the right

time. But you don't want to make so much time go that there becomes resentment.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And I'll be like, hey, do

want to watch a movie or something? And he's like, I'm talking on the phone with

Ashlyn.

Jade is definitely smitten. I want us relationships real slow.

Four years later, we are still here. We really want to celebrate that.

Thank you. Hi, congratulations.

Hi, Dolce & Gabbana. The name's Garcelle.

You have been screaming about me behind my back. That I have a drinking problem,

which is totally untrue. From me?

Crystal told me. I told her what you and I talked about with Kyle.

You're not my doctor. What? I get it, but you're saying things that don't make

sense.

Why am I having a doctor's appointment right now? That was so condescending.