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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

You were supposed to wash the dishes.

Well, no.

I thought Belle would be coming.

Mom, Belle comes once a week.

That's all I can afford.

Teenage boys are kind of assholes.

They are.

I know, but I just feel like I failed. I feel like I failed.

Sutton, here's your chance to apologize to Magic Mike. Sorry that we didn't go

back. Y 'all were amazing. Y 'all were amazing. So this is your chance to

apologize to my friend who you said was over the top and the show was shitty.

No, I did not say the show was shitty at all.

Don't put words in my mouth.

Sutton, you okay? I've got to say, Erica, to purposefully embarrass me was

kind of mean.

How many tattoos do you have right now?

Five. That's not being it enough.

You don't have a choice.

She might be going through something.

I just feel like when there's all of these numbers,

it adds up to something is, something's wrong.

You have a habit of losing your...

In ridiculous circumstances.

Name them. That was... Name them. Well, be quiet. Let me talk, Jesus!

I may ask for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?

The best part about losing everything is getting it all back.

Fashion is my language.

And I speak it fluently.

They say wisdom comes with age.

But I'm proving otherwise.

It's hard to outrun rumors.

But luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.

Hey, honey. Hi, sweetie.

Cute. Well, we're arriving at the same time. I know. We're

on the same sketch.

Those are perfect.

You look like one of those ladies that lunch.

Well, you know what? I am a lady, and I do eat lunch.

Hi. Can I get you guys a seat?

Yes, please. I would love one. My whole kitchen is so unorganized. I need to

hire someone to help me organize.

Other things I can't deal with?

Mail.

I only like to open checks.

I need to get a business manager. You should have. You don't have a business

manager? Of course you do. No, you don't. No, I don't, you guys. If I did,

be much better with my spending.

What? Well, no, it doesn't help with spending.

Our business manager tells me, stop shopping, Dorit.

I just don't listen.

Or suddenly the line is, what? It's a bad line.

I'll call you later.

What about last night, you guys?

OK, so you and Garcelle, you guys came back. You guys looked like it was good.

Oh, yeah. I felt that when I shared how I was feeling in Vegas, you took it on

so much of a defensive that you weren't hearing me.

I'm very sorry.

Last night, I just thought, you know what?

It's the right thing to do for me to apologize for making her feel bad about

It just takes time, that's all.

Can I ask your guys' advice?

Because I really do care about Sutton.

Like, I have seen where she's been, like, a little off, you know, a couple

lately. And the other night at her house, she started talking about when

elevator doors opened when we were leaving. She's like, that was planned.

was like,

that definitely didn't happen. It's impossible.

So she goes, no. She goes, those elevator doors opened. And she goes, two

elevator doors.

Well, stop.

Now's your chance.

You can apologize.

I said, I didn't notice that.

It's a vendor friend, pal.

So aggressive.

Every time I would say, I think it just literally would bite my head off, but in

a different way than, like, it was mean.

I've been there.

She goes from zero to 60 really quick.

She'll be like, I'm a girl. I mean, my reputation and my morals. What do you

mean?

It's literally in the same sentence.

What do you think it is?

Sutton is a drinker. She's somebody that I would not be surprised if she pours a

little vodka in her coffee in the morning.

Okay, Geri, says the woman that has the three carcass out cocktail that the

entire world knows about.

Everyone talks about her drinking.

I'm terrible at, like, sort of gauging because she always seems sort of fine.

I'm also used to it. Vodka, like, can make some people very mean.

Just because Kyle stopped drinking yesterday doesn't mean that suddenly you

have all these judgments about someone who drinks.

Like, you just got sober.

Like, if I would have vodka, I don't drink vodka, I will fall asleep.

Maybe Kyle's jealous that she can, you know, hold him down.

So what are you going to do now with her?

I want to repair that, you know. She's worth it to me to make that effort. I

want to do it when it's very calm. Like, I can't.

Is there an environment that you feel like she's calmer?

Maybe in the day?

Before 10 a .m.? You guys are terrible.

I have a reservation for two.

Thank you.

Oh, hi. How are you?

It's all kind of bacon -wrapped stuff.

I hear you.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Hello, movie star.

Hello.

This is cute.

Can I get you something to drink other than water?

I will have tea. Can I also get a kettle, one on the rocks?

It's Friday.

I didn't drink at your thing last night.

You didn't? I drank way too much at my thing last night. You did?

Well, yeah.

I show up and everybody wants to, you know, get you a drink.

What are we in the mood for? The bacon wrap.

Asparagus. I just looked.

Oh, that sounds good.

I don't think Sutton's a vegetarian.

I mean, she's eating bacon all the time now.

You're not going to eat your bacon? Can you pass it over?

She's a vegetarian that eats bacon. I eat one piece of bacon a day on

So last night, I couldn't have been happier, first of all, with the turnout.

mean, the fact that... You had so many people there.

I had over 100 people there.

I know.

Who were you surprised to see last night? Um, Jerry O 'Connell.

He's so cute. He's so cute. Oh, baby. I love you. You were so good. Thank you

for coming.

Awesome. Thank you so much.

So you saw Erica. How were you with Erica?

Um, I saw Erica for a brief second. But, you know, we don't have, do we have

anything to talk about?

That was wild. That the elevator doors opened and there they were.

You know, I said the same thing to Kyle.

And what'd she say?

She defended Erica.

Oh, and you got upset about that.

I did get upset.

Because that's about me and Erica. Right.

It has nothing to do with Kyle and Sutton. I think she feels the need to

herself with me.

Yeah. She was a bit hurtful last night.

No, I think that sometimes you don't respect me enough.

Like you treat me like the little sister. I definitely don't treat you

little sister. Don't flatter yourself.

What I said last night was a lot of times when you lose weight and you

a lot. Drastic changes. There's something else going on in your life.

Sounds like something, almost like you hit a nerve.

I did notice the sapphire and diamond ring.

that she's wearing now that's that's not her usual ring i don't know it's brand

new did you get a new ring oh look at you little detective this is a new ring

thank you oh you love sapphires that's why i don't know i love sapphires and i

don't miss mine i don't even know how sutton even noticed that cow was wearing

different ring i never pay attention to that the only time i noticed jewelry is

when after the robbery dorit still had hers

Is that a makeup gift?

Oh. Now, look, I am not. No, but I'm saying, but why would that spark

if she has a new ring?

In tabloids, Kyle and Mo are having problems in their marriage. Okay.

The news is Mauricio may be having an affair.

It's all over the Internet.

I have zero interest.

In Cal's marriage.

I care about Cal.

Then she's got a new band.

I think that we're close enough that you would come to me. But it's hard to be

close to anyone if you feel like they're hiding anything from you.

I think if you guys are really going to have a friendship, you're going to

really, like, just be on it.

Okay. And clear the air.

And she's got to do that with you, too.

Coming up for the first bachelor. Loved kids, loved to travel.

I just need some.

Yeah. What are you zooming in on? Oh, my God. She's zooming in on his private.

Sign. Okay.

Okay.

I'm a feedback.

They can't keep me down.

Can't keep me down. No, they can't keep me down, baby.

Hi. I'm here for Alexis.

Okay, cool. Thank you guys so much.

Oh, there they are.

Hi. Hi, ladies.

Alexis, your home is so beautiful.

It just makes me feel good up here.

Positive vibes.

Positive vibes. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. You smell nice.

What's going on? You look pretty in pink.

Thank you. A walking Barbie.

Oh, gosh.

Alexis is a talent manager that has a background in publicity.

We're going to talk a little strategy today about going forward and what the

possibilities are. And she has rejuvenated my team.

I love Jack, but he and I decided not to work together.

Oh, my God. Did either one of you leak to the press about Kathy?

With someone who works for you.

My publicist did that.

Nikki and I share a publicist. Yeah. So I don't think that would be in his best

interest.

Everything's not hunky -dory.

Oh. We're still friends, we're just not in business together.

We should just be realistic, right? We're at a very pivotal point, because

were essentially on top of the world.

You had Broadway, everything was going for you, and then obviously

you just completely got stopped in your track.

Yeah. Being the possible target of a federal criminal investigation is, like,

not cool.

And you would be shocked at how quickly people turn on you.

It created a lot of uncertainty around your name, around your brand.

And if I was viable, to be perfectly honest, and believe me, Tom's indictment

has not helped.

It's helped in the sense of, okay, Erica didn't get indicted, which is what I've

been trying to tell everybody anyway.

But does that translate into people wanting to work with me?

I'm coming off the worst.

Years of my life, my reputation is in the toilet.

Offers are not coming in.

Defending myself has been very expensive.

I've always had help.

Now I don't.

I think now the only way that you actually rebuild is taking

for your part.

Okay, I will tell you this.

I certainly have come back with a better sense of self because I had no choice.

I had no choice but to face myself.

I'd like to apologize if I was rough, if I was vicious.

I love you all, and I'm very sorry.

perform again. I do. I want to be back on stage. I want to be making new music.

I want to be entertaining again. I want to have a relationship with an audience.

I can make some calls and see if there's any interest.

Or even if they'll just take a meeting.

Right. You never know if you don't ask.

You do this too much. I know.

I wonder if it's a tonsil thing.

Tonsil? What's a tonsil again?

Any roughly tonsils?

There's a lot of things in your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Out for two?

Thank you.

Everybody was watching us walk in like, what the?

Yeah. Do you get that a lot?

And you're walking in? Yeah.

You're important.

So are you, son.

Hey, I'm just your child.

And that you're important anyway.

Oh, I'm just blushing.

Should I have some food for you guys? Yeah, can we have the shishito peppers?

I'll get the A5 Wagyu New York strip.

That's my kid.

Yes.

Great. Thank you so much.

At your age, I couldn't have a conversation like we have with my mom or

It was a different generation. We didn't talk like that.

Yeah, that's fair enough. When you have twins, it's a challenge parenting them

separately because as they get older, their needs are different. You know, Jax

wants more freedom.

Jade doesn't care about freedom.

And Jax wants to talk things through. So I'm learning to be a little bit more

patient with Jax's.

I have to hear him out more.

And if I'm going to be really honest, you said some things that hurt me on the

beach. I feel like you don't let me parent you. And I understand where

coming from, that you want to be more of a parent to us.

But I needed that two years ago instead of now.

You thought that I should have kept the family together, you know, with dad

and... I know damn well it was dad's fault.

And I know that he did stuff that he shouldn't have. And I've known that ever

since I was like eight years old.

Well, I looked it up. You looked it up?

Why didn't you say something?

Because I couldn't.

Why?

Because you knew when you were eight, you looked it up. I've known forever.

I was curious.

Wow.

I found out.

About Mike's infidelity, asking him if I could borrow his phone, that's when I

saw a text that said, I love you, and I thought it was from us.

And then I looked again, and I realized it was a different number.

And I kept on saying, tell me, who is it?

And he kept on saying, it's nobody, it's nothing, it's nobody, it's nothing.

And I think it was Jack. The boys were strapped in their car seats, and he

tell mommy what?

Because I kept on saying, tell me, tell me.

And so that shut us both up.

I've never hold it against you in any way.

I'd never hold it against Dad, even though I know it was his fault.

That's all I've ever known.

The whole thing was about shielding them.

So hearing tonight that Jax has known all this time and when he was eight, I

don't think I'll ever be okay with that.

Almost half of marriages end in divorce.

It's not like I'm holding it against you. Jax, I don't know who you are. I

to God, I don't even...

What I realize is that I need to see him for the smart, brilliant, outspoken

child that he is.

I'm proud of you for being who you are because you're who you are, but you're

also helping me grow.

I love you, Jack.

I love you, too, Mom.

Like, I really love you. I love you, too.

Jax is paying for the bill. What? No.

I got you.

Coming up. How did you guys met?

She stalked me. I did. I stalked her.

Oh, my God.

This is pretty.

You stepping up? How you doing?

Good. You got my text, right? I have to work a little bit on the design

together. And we're ready to go.

Okay. I actually didn't say anything about coming here today.

Oh my God, is it a secret?

It's not a secret.

Am I in trouble? I just didn't tell.

Okay. So what do we have here?

This is the idea that you sent me. I like that.

So my friend, Morgan, she's like, you overthink it too much.

She has a lot of tattoos.

Oh, here she comes.

Hello. How are you? Good, how are you?

I was just telling you all your tattoos, and this is Morgan.

Hello. Hey, nice to meet you.

I was telling him that I overthink these things, and then you clearly just don't

overthink you.

I'm a little covered.

Yeah. Can you imagine I show up at my house with a throat tattoo?

Where am I going to put it? That's the other thing.

That's on you.

Did I tell you that Mo asked me how many I had, and he said he didn't know?

I meant you have five. You said five. I have five, yeah.

I got into a fight with someone on my Instagram about you.

About me?

Something about my tattoos and what Kyle's trying to look like this, and I

like, who cares?

I mean, they're going to assume you're having, like, a midlife crisis or

something with that great tattoo, but.

Great, Morgan.

Thanks. Sorry.

Morgan and I are very close friends. We talk every day.

People are really confused by our friendship.

How did you guys met?

She stopped me. I did. I stalked her.

I did. I heard Morgan's music, and I was like, oh, my God.

Who is this girl with this voice and these lyrics? And I followed her.

My friends started freaking out because you shared it on your story.

Yeah, because I wanted to get your attention. Oh, my gosh, it's Kyle

Morgan is 100 % herself.

No excuses, no apologies.

And there was something very freeing about that to me. Let me see your

arm. I'm someone who is always so worried about everything being so

perfect that I honestly was just really taken by that.

I told you I'm having that THC CBD dinner party at my house tomorrow night.

People can enjoy this without feeling like they were, you know, doing drugs.

They just get a beautiful plate of food. And even if they don't want to

participate, they're going to get an amazing culinary experience.

I did end up going through with that.

Yeah.

It's weird.

You said you didn't like edibles.

I don't. You felt like your necklace was choking you.

I did. I felt like it was choking me. But sometimes, like, in this group,

they've been so, like, pushing about, like, why are you not drinking every

I see them?

Now, if I don't do the edibles, I'm like, are they going to get annoyed with

You shouldn't have to feel pressured to do something like that.

I mean, when I got sober, I lost a lot of friends.

You did?

Well, yeah, because you don't hang out with the same people. But just go, and

you want to have some of that food and try it, then try it. But if you decide

when you're there, hmm, I don't want to do this, then don't. And don't make a

big deal about it.

No, that's very good advice. That's true.

six years the plan is the key i like that's my favorite part ready morgan

on and it's nice to have friends that you have things in common with you know

like to work out we don't like to drink it's gonna hurt is it it's nice to

surround yourself with like -minded people okay for me you go a little bit

closer to me please okay perfect

Hold my hand.

Oh, your hands are slimy.

Are you ready?

I think so.

You should not be moving.

She's acting like she's trying not to make me laugh, and then she just said

you were prying a penis there.

Maybe I do.

Maybe. Spicy.

I should have put a little pepper there.

No one laughs at your joke quite like you do.

You've got to be still.

Don't be moving. I'm trying not to.

Everyone's always like, how are they friends?

Yeah.

He taught me that I can't judge a book by the cover.

Take it out.

Why?

It's cute.

It does look cute.

It's so cute.

Do you want me to take a picture of it? Yeah.

I'm like you trying to use the phone. I'm going to get a lightning bolt on my

ear like you.

We need more rumors started.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Hi, honey. What are you doing?

Look at your book. Wow.

I know. I'm just super excited about it.

The Dealmaker.

Just got it. Just got it.

I have to read the whole thing.

You still haven't read the whole thing?

No. Oh.

Well, I sent you the whole book.

I don't like to be on a computer. I like to read paper and pages.

Have I haven't you read all of those books?

I'll get to it.

I'll get to it.

What's up?

Nothing. What's going on? So what time do you leave tomorrow?

Um, super early. I think I have like a 7 .30 flight or something like that. Is

that one of your bags you're taking?

Yeah, I'm taking that to Florida.

Looks like a body's in there.

To a golf club. I could actually fit in that. Let's put you in there. Don't get

any ideas.

Let's put you in here. No, I'm good, thanks.

You can fit in here actually quite quickly. You may want to put me in there

minute. Why?

I got another tattoo.

Connie, what are you doing? It's small, very small.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

And I went with here because I figured not as many people would see it.

So what did you do, my name?

No.

No.

Lafine.

What are you doing?

Right there.

Oh, what is that?

A little planet.

Saturn? Stars, yeah.

What does that symbolize?

I was cute.

Like, who's going to see this?

Except unless I have a bathing suit, I can also cover it.

I hope I get to see it.

You're seeing it right now.

I mean, like, often.

Well... Coming up...

That goes to the coffee table. Let's do this. Let's do that. Perfect.

You look beautiful.

Wow, the dress actually fits.

God,

here she comes. She's very

bubbly. That's dirty.

Thank you. Can I take your jacket? Thank you so much. Of course. Thank you.

My pleasure.

He can help pick your match button.

I invited my friend Dorit to come. She thinks that she knows

more than probably you.

And she's a free service.

She thinks that she has figured out why no one wants to date me.

A really great date. And you kissed.

And then what happened?

Maybe I invited him to come to the ABT gala, which was flat -tie in New York,

and then I didn't really hear from him again. Honey, it was a good kiss, but

then you don't follow up with, can you please fly across the coast?

Hi, Avi. Would you like to knock?

No. I just want to come in.

Oh, there's Dorit.

Hi. Dorit is the perfect person to come over to help pick my date, because if

Dorit fell in love with... PK, maybe I need to not be maybe so picky.

So what I'm going to do is I have selected three bachelors. I want Sutton

pick one.

She's already analyzed me. Okay.

I really want to hear what your take on her is.

No, absolutely. So with Sutton, we did a lot of like looking under the hood of

the car, figuring out why. I am not a car.

Okay, it's just a metaphor, so don't worry. It's a metaphor. Okay, so go on.

was very resistant, but then we had so many aha moments.

What I heard was that she's not looking for a billionaire.

Excuse me, I didn't say that.

She wouldn't turn it down. Exactly. But I do feel like Sutton is very self

-aware, but tell me about your take. Do you?

Yeah.

Because I would say her biggest downfall is that she's not self -aware.

Some people use words like erratic. She can get very aggressive and snippy. And

then even if you're trying to comfort her or, you know, in that moment, I

think she's self -aware.

This is so fun.

Dorit, I have changed my mind. I'm going to be real snippy and ask you to leave.

You need to give them the benefit of the doubt.

And you need to just relax.

Be yourself.

Just remember also that confidence is very sexy.

But I'm very confident. I know, and that's what I want to reiterate to you.

Oh, you're an angel. Thank you so much, Avi. Okay, are we ready?

Okay, so the first bachelor is Bachelor S. Okay, he's cute. Loves kids, loves to

travel. I just need some. Oh, my God, she's zooming in on his private.

Zion. My goodness.

Yeah, he's wonderful. Okay.

Bachelor S.

So he is the CEO of an entertainment firm. He does entertainment

I am swiping left. Wait, why are you swiping left? I'll tell you why.

Genuinely. One, I don't like a black shirt with a black tuxedo. I'm out.

Oh, no. Black tie with a black shirt with a black jacket. Oh, my God. The

thing ever. Hello.

It's called going for the monochromatic look.

Imagine if somebody judged you on everything you wore on a first date.

Sorry I'm so late.

Oh, that's all right.

I'm not sure. It should be judging someone on their fashion choices.

That's like the puck calling the kettle black.

Okay, final bachelor.

To relax, he enjoys cooking healthy plant -based meals. So he... And

classic movies.

Okay, you can also find him relaxing indoors with a good bottle of wine. I

wine. They need to say with a good bottle or two of vodka.

Noted. You know what? I'm going to kill her.

One of his days. He's going to die today.

He wants to die today.

Let's all pick our first pick. Okay.

I'm going to let Dorit do it. Dorit, go for it first, and then Sutton, you'll

say yours. Number one. Okay.

Oh, my God.

I'm excited for you, Sutton. I think it will be wonderful.

Just remember, out of your head, into your body.

When you first meet them, you could give them a hug. That would be so beautiful.

Out of my head and into my body.

I know.

When you first meet them, if you could give them a hug. Give them a hug.

This is a good way to do it. I'm not hugging him.

Coming up. Sutton made some comment about me working out. So much of people

talking. I think it's hilarious that the person who's actually being healthy is

the one being attacked.

Yeah, I know. Who's this?

Hello.

How's your tattoo doing?

You guys have no idea what I did.

What?

Look what I did yesterday to her arm.

Oh.

It's my side gig. What can I say?

I will let you tattoo me.

What do you want me to do?

What if I just surprise you?

That's fine.

Where am I going to go?

You can't do my leg because my jeans are too tight.

No.

Well, how about if I could do a circle?

That was a very big circle.

Be very careful. Well, I got to go like this, and then I got to go back to that.

Is that too slow? Okay, okay, okay.

That's okay.

And then you do the other line. Not very deep.

Perfect.

Okay, you can look now.

You know what?

No one else can say they've been tattooed by Kyle Richards.

There you go.

You have so many things on there. You've got a trout and a roll of toilet paper.

I can't think of one thing you actually don't have on you. So what's one extra

little thing that doesn't make sense?

This is true.

Yeah. And it's the only thing you can draw.

The only thing I can draw.

Your hair looks nice.

Oh, thanks.

It does look good. Very curly.

Very curly. Holy, I just saw what time it is.

Oh, my God. I'm sitting here like it's 3 .30 in the afternoon.

Okay. Have a good show tonight.

Bye. Bye.

You do that for Daddy, okay?

You got makeup on, aren't you?

Oh,

I can wash it. Don't worry.

That looks great.

I'm going to have to get a picture.

How many do you want in front of the window like this? Who am I?

Look how beautiful.

Are you ready to add butter to the basil pesto?

All right. That is for the tempura.

Hi. What's up, Kyle? Hi, how are you? Nice to see you. How are you doing?

Everything good?

Yes. Okay.

I was wondering if there's an eating chart at all. Well.

Oh, that's yours.

Yes. Let me see if I can remember how I did this.

The ladies have been giving me such a hard time about not drinking.

I'm feeling a little peer pressure, if I'm honest.

So I'm like, here are my options in life. Okay, I can either drink

do the splits, say something I regret, wake up with a headache, or I can smoke

weed or eat weed and shut them all up.

Camille?

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Did we stop the knot?

I feel like we're finished at this point. At this point? Yeah.

I think I'm going to do a Chardonnay, please.

White ladies have the Chardonnay.

That's what I'm the most scared of them.

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

I'm trying to get on with like you.

No, no, no, no.

Thank you so much. Look what I'm having.

Non -alcoholic beer.

Cheers. Cheers.

Hi.

Good to see you.

You look gorgeous.

Hi, you guys.

I feel like I know you.

Can you meet you?

Yes,

we met December 2.

Yes, he was here too.

Good to see you. I'm a hugger. I hug everybody.

Good to see you.

What time are you again?

I'm an area.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you. April 17th.

What? That is weird.

That's good energy.

That's really good energy. Holy Toledo.

So I do know what that tells me about you. What? You have a very fiery side.

I mean... Talk to Marcellus about that. Talk to my husband about that.

Annemarie Wiley is a new friend of mine. She is married to Marcellus Wiley, who

is a ex -NFL football player. We met when they came to our home for an agency

party. She was beautiful and really nice, and I found out that they lived

actually on my street.

I have a question. Yeah, what? How often do you work out?

Six or seven days a week.

Thank you. Can you say that later?

Because Sutton made some comment about me working out. Too much of people were

talking.

Step it up. All right.

Don't fall out of the car.

Thank you.

I think it's hilarious that the person who's actually being healthy is the one

being attacked.

Yeah.

Hello.

Hi,

ladies.

What's happening?

It's so quiet in here. What did we walk in on? It's so quiet.

Hi.

I'm Anna Marie. Hey, nice to meet you.

No, give me a hug. Okay, good. So nice to meet you. We have a hugger and a non

-hugger. I'm a hugger now. I've changed my evil ways. I am now a hugger. Great.

Anna Marie walks in in this black dress.

that's all tulle. And I'm thinking, I've seen this dress before on Erica when

she was playing Barbie.

They're still making this dress?

Now, is there the weed in the drink?

We can't do weed in the drink. And the food.

Hey, miss.

Hey, miss. How are you?

I like this. This is pretty.

Oh, gosh, thank you. Who makes this? This is vintage.

Love it.

Girl.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Hi. Hi, Nancy.

Nice to meet you.

I don't know Anna Marie well, but we have mutual friends.

I will say, man, she talks a lot, and she asks a lot of questions. That bitch

nosy.

Thank you.

What? Camille and Denise? Camille and Denise are coming.

This is going to be so much fun.

All we need is an electronic cigarette.

He will never emotionally fulfill you.

Ever. As soon as the kids are bigger, you'll have nothing in common. Know

Just know that he will never emotionally fulfill you.

Oh, God. That was bad.

That was bad.

Don't worry.

We'll have fun. We'll have fun. This is going to be fun. This is going to be

fun.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. So pretty. I know. It's

beautiful. I'm a little nervous. Are you?

I'm just. Should we go to In -N -Out Burger and go home?

It's beautiful for you. Thank you so much.

These bitches, here we go.

This is Nathan Camille. Is that Camille?

Oh, what's up?

Coming up.

Where's our hostess?

In denial about something.

These bitches, here we go.

Hi.

There's Denise and Camille.

Is that Camille?

Hey, awkward.

Oh.

What's up?

Now, who's this?

Although you can call me somewhat of a newbie, even I know what went on between

Faye Resnick and Camille.

I recognized during the dinner, it was the hair. And then I realized, oh my

that's who it is. It's Faye Resnick.

The morally corrupt Faye Resnick. Those two do not like each other. I even know

that. I love all these reactions of mine. Look at this. Oh, stunning.

How are you? Look at this skinny thing.

Nice to see you. I'm glad to see you here tonight. I'm glad to see you, too.

Are you down to eat this dinner with the THC and the CBD?

I don't want to eat that stuff. I've smoked weed twice in my life, and... It

wasn't great. I'm good.

Yeah, it wasn't good. I'm not going to say who I did that with.

Yeah. No, that's fine.

I'm going to have any part of the weed food.

Like edibles. Well, they're tricky because you never know when they're

kick in or turn off. See, that's why I can't. That's the thing. Did you talk to

her? I'm going to. Oh, oh, oh. We thought a cocktail would be in order.

Oh. Can we make our way, everybody?

Yeah. Let's go.

I just want to talk to you for a second.

You want to talk to me? Yeah.

Justin, we're going to go sit in the other room for a minute. Will you make

the ladies sit down? Yeah. There's place cards.

There are place cards? I taught you so well.

Is it this way? I don't know. I'll follow you guys. Okay, here we go. All

let's go. Am I still tied?

Where, Faye, where are we going? Hi, it's been a while.

Hello. Hi, good to see you.

I don't know who's sitting with us. Where do we sit?

Anthony? Okay. Camille, you're there. Okay. Oh, good.

Do you want to sit back? I'd like to sit back.

I'd like to sit back. Are you enjoying anything over there?

Of course. I'm very right, of course.

Welcome, Anna Marie.

Is that exactly a possibility? Do you want to sit right here? Yes. I have no

interest in having sex with that woman.

I wish she's not in there.

Oh, okay. Thank God.

Okay.

So.

Like ourselves, it got really heated.

Got more heated at your house. Yes.

Which I hated.

Because that's not like us.

I know.

That's why I kept saying I didn't think you were being yourself.

I wasn't being myself.

I had to have a meeting with Christian, my ex -husband, over the weekend. He got

a big promotion.

A big promotion.

But he's moving to London.

And... The way he tells me isn't celebratory. It's more, you're

moving with me, with James.

And I'm glad that you can say that. I can't.

I mean, he had a divorce. He doesn't have a right to tell you what to do.

Anyway, go ahead, finish your story.

No, he doesn't have a right, and I didn't know.

When I went through my divorce, he had a bigger team than I did.

He could fight me harder.

It was like... Princess Leia against Darth Vader and all the stormtroopers.

is very powerful, globally.

I'm not talking about selling houses.

I was thinking, can he just take James?

No.

And then also, I didn't know if maybe James would want to go with him.

So it was weighing on me.

So I overreacted because my brain is somewhere else.

But it's fine.

I'm not going to London. James isn't going to London. But now I'm going to

him full time.

So I'm going to have to, like, my child support is going to have to be increased

and all that. And I'm going to have to just deal with that.

Why is it a problem if your money is getting increased?

I'm going to have to deal with him legally.

Oh. That's all. Okay.

Let me get this straight.

You want sympathy for a move that's actually not going to happen.

And you're going to get more money because you're going to have your son

time.

Help me connect the dots.

So when we went to your house. Yeah.

What was going on with you there?

I was off. You were?

100 % I was off. But it was like an aggressive off.

Something was going on. Okay, yeah, you may have to move to London and get extra

money every month. Listen. If you're not even going to be sympathetic to me, and

I'm telling you what was going on with me in my life, and you're not like, wow,

Sutton, that is a big deal. That's devastating. I'm sorry.

Okay. It's a big deal. Like it was a big deal when you said the fashion designer

couldn't come into town. It's the end of an era. Will you listen for a second?

In a touch?

Are you the only man here tonight besides the chef? The chef is single,

and he's 30, which means he's limber. 30?

Chris!

He could just go all night.

You could be limber after 30.

My ex -husband is leaving the country indefinitely.

I loved him.

You can fly back and forth.

Listen, I'm not saying it's not a situation you can't be sad over. I'm

think it's an excuse because you make up excuses when you behave like this.

Well, what is your excuse?

Where's Kyle?

Did she have too much of the hors d 'oeuvres?

Denise, I'm sorry.

We haven't even eaten yet.

Well, you know what I'm talking about.

You're not the friend that I know right now. Okay, okay.

You're not.

I'm actually trying to get you out.

Everyone's, like, waiting. Good.

We can just sit if that's how you're going to be, and you're not going to be

honest. What do you want me to be honest about? I don't know, Kyle. Why don't

you tell me?

Maybe I'm not being a friend because I think you're being a little weird and

off. I don't know if it was, you know, your medicine for your feet that makes

you act strange, or I didn't know if that was your first drink or you had a

couple. Something was not right with you.

If you have something you want to say, just say it, Sutton.

It's more than the same.

She keeps doing this whole, like, acting like she's concerned there's something

I should be sharing with her.

I think you guys are sort of doing the same thing to each other, what I'm

reading.

Where's our hostess?

In denial about something.

I don't know if it was, you know, your medicine for your feet that makes you

strange, or I didn't know if that was your... First drink, or you had a

Something was not right with you. Something was off.

If you have something you want to say, just fucking say it, Sutton.

She keeps doing this whole, like, acting like she's concerned there's something

I should be sharing with her.

Your chef is standing there. Everyone's, like, waiting there.

Where's our hostess?

In denial about something.

Did he explain everything?

No, we were waiting for you.

Wait, what?

I know we're not supposed to drink, but I can't stop

drinking.

I want the weed food, and I want my drink. They say we're not supposed to

if we eat the weed food, but... There he is! Okay.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. It's a pleasure to meet everybody.

So my name is Chris, obviously, as you heard from her.

Tonight you're going to get a five -course tasting menu, and it is

infused with cannabis based upon everybody's individual tolerance. It

up into what we call the euphoric zone, and we keep you in that throughout the

courses and then gently bring you down with some CBD during dessert.

So, like, it's never to be, like, this overwhelming arc where you're like,

the f*** am I?

What if you don't want to partake at all? That's no problem at all. Jack over

here, he's going to come around and get everybody's individual doses.

What we recommend is a 10 milligram, but you're more than welcome to do one,

two... What happens if I do five? Do I feel anything?

I want to feel something, but I don't want to see, like, lights or... I don't

want to embarrass myself any further than I already have the last two years.

This is not ayahuasca or psilocybin. This is...

Cannabis. It's all yours now.

Yes,

I think I'm going to do five.

Three to five?

And then I keep drinking, right?

No, no, no. Zero. Zero.

I will sue you guys if I'm right.

She's not having any. I'm not going to have any.

I'll do a five. I'll do one.

Okay. Five.

I would be doing zero.

Hey, you guys. So before we start dinner, try to clear the air if

Oh.

Yes. There's a lot. I walked in there. You guys are screaming at each other

saying you're being dishonest.

I don't like feeling like a friend is making veiled threats to me.

There's no veiled threat. It is. When you do that and say, what's going on

you? And then you say, you're not being honest. You walked out of my, what do

you want me to be honest about? Why didn't you say that? You gave the balls

bring that up and have the balls to say that to me. Kyle.

In that room just then.

Yeah. I shared something with you that was very personal that you kind of.

Made fun of.

I didn't make fun of. I can understand that that's bad, but I think that that's

an excuse for your behavior in Vegas. Like you made an excuse in Lake Tahoe

you said, I was acting like that because I was selling my home in Bel Air to buy

another home in Bel Air. You're just deflecting.

You don't want to talk about yourself. I'm not deflecting. I'm telling you, I'm

explaining myself.

I'm talking about me and my personal life, and I'm sharing with you, and I'm

being very honest and real.

Should I go out there when they're screaming at each other?

And then I was asking you to do the same with me, and you're not doing it.

But then you're saying, but you need to be honest with me. I'm with you.

Okay. So then you're perfect.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. I didn't say my life is perfect. I'm saying if

you're the bald, if you're not going to be my friend and put that out there,

then have the bald to say what you wanted to ask me. I'm asking you.

No, what are you thinking? Is there anything going on? What are you trying

insinuate? Like doing your workout schedule.

Doing your eating thing.

What is going on? I cannot believe you have the guts to say that to me when you

don't eat.

I mean, I have not said anything before.

But if she's going to make comments about my eating and working out and not

drinking, don't make me go there.

Sutton literally just pushes her food around the plate like my kids would do

when they wanted to think you were eating your vegetables.

Those potatoes just move from the left to the right.

Does everybody know what's going on, or am I literally the only one in the dark?

You are not the only one in the dark. Can I just say something, then, you

I am just, like, meeting you guys and everything, but, like, when you're

friends, you can say things to each other. Yeah. And can I just say, you

are not saying anything to each other right now.

Be blunt. Say what you're saying.

And get past it. 100 % agree. But you're not being anything right now.

Is there something going on in your personal life that you would like to

With what, though? Like, what? Her marriage.

Really?

Yes.

What's with the new band?

That's what she wants to know? No, I want to know. What's with the new

band?

You haven't been wearing your wedding ring.

What? It's in the bank?

My big diamond?

Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.

So this is what you're talking about, that I had a different ring on that I

bought myself? Oh, hell, I didn't wear mine for years.

I thought it was a makeup band.

A makeup band? What does that mean?

When your husband messes up and you get a gift.

I have a diamond craw.

Oh, girl.

Did it burst into flames?

Does that exist?

Yeah, they buy you something to forget what they did. Oh, my God. I used to get

cards. Okay. Really?

You got cards? I got an extra card.

He's asking about a sapphire and diamond band that I have, which is very

beautiful. But it wasn't a gift from Marisha. I bought it myself.

Okay. So I'll clear it up.

It seems so inappropriate.

Who said that?

To be asking her about her marriage at a table and talking behind backs.

What's that? I don't know.

It's all clear.

I'm clear.

Just now. That's such a weird thing to say. I mean, I mean, where'd you get

nickname?

Zara.

I don't know why it's that.

digs in people's personal lives, but I gotta be honest, I'm just really glad

it's not me this time because I've had enough.

I'm just enjoying watching this show.

Guess what? I buy things myself.

I bought a Cartier ring for you. You buy rings. I bought that ring myself.

Then it's all cleared up. There's nothing.

I guess I have.

So what you're saying is that my husband cheated on me.

Did I say that?

Kyle can't get new jewelry and Kyle can't get fit?

Is that what we're saying, essentially?

I guess so. By the way, making it even worse, I said at the retreat, this

been our best year being married. I would be lying if I were to say that the

last year didn't affect, you know, me and our relationship at times.

We've had a hard time. But that's marriage.

Yeah, I mean, I have not had a great year. Don't look at me.

And I shared this at the retreat, so it feels like a low blow.

Okay, is that not enough for you guys?

Sure. Do you want more? Do you want my husband to have cheated and bought me

that van that he did not buy me? Let's not do that. Because he didn't. He did

not buy that for me. I bought it myself.

I think Kyle does not want to address the elephant in the room.

Is there something going on in your marriage?

That's the question.

Not who bought the ring.

Does that matter?

Great, Kyle.

I'm happy. I'm content with all of your answers.

But that's weird when you say that. That feels wrong. Do you feel like that was

nice? Well, it's really...

Everyone say, what's going on with you? If I'm going through a hard time and

exercising and working out and not drinking because guess what? Even if I

two glasses of wine the next day, I feel down and depressed.

I can't afford to feel depressed right now.