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Thank you all for gathering today. We

have a lot of work ahead of us, so I'll

get right to it. Let the construction on

the Lord's tabernacle begin.

[Applause]

>> Nope. Nope. Nope. No thank you.

>> They're more scared of you than you are

of them. They're more scared of you than

you are of them. Just stay calm. Stay

calm.

>> Joshua, bring them back. Joshua, bring

them back. Come back. Come back. It's

okay. It's okay.

>> It's okay.

>> It's okay. You can come back

>> and together we will apologize.

>> No, you don't have to apologize.

>> We are sorry.

>> Okay. Last thing. Any abled bodies that

are willing to volunteer,

>> back

to your life.

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Heat.

Hey, heat. Hey, heat.

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Heat.

Heat.

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The camel though it choose the code does

not have a divided hoof. Therefore, you

must not eat it.

>> Please save your questions for the end

of this section.

>> The hierax.

>> I've started reading the new laws for

the chiefs and elders.

>> You'd be surprised how often these laws

come up in our daily lives.

>> Wait,

>> did the milk in that pot come from the

goat's mother?

>> You must not boil a young goat in its

mother's milk. That's the law. Do not

cook a sin, Ezekiah.

>> So, I've started a brand new week-long

intensive for the chiefs to learn the

law. I shall call it

law school,

school of law.

>> If you are signing up for law school,

please line up right here, right here in

front of Moses. Okay? One single file

like that.

>> Of course, I'm signing up for law

school. Look at me. This is the face of

someone who goes to law school.

>> Thank you. Next. Excuse me, sir. There

is no cutting the line. Oh, it's Aaron.

Aaron can cut the line.

>> Aaron, are you uh here to sign up?

>> I I would, but I think there's too much

going on for us both to be gone.

>> Okay. Well, yeah. If you're sure,

>> you know, I think actually someone

called my name over here. Um, is there

anything I can do for you while you're

away?

>> Uh, there's a few things on my to-do

list if uh you're sure you don't mind.

>> Of course.

Uh, you'll notice that collecting and

melting all the people's gold into a cap

and leading them into paganism

is not on there. So, good one, brother.

brothers, am I right?

>> Erin and I didn't grow up together. I

lived in the palace with Pharaoh and his

family. Pharaoh and I

teased each other all the time after a

fight. Yet, that's how you break the

tension. It's telling the other person

it's over. See, we can laugh about it

now.

Yes, I know that Moses is just teasing

me every day without stopping.

>> So, what shall we do while the men are

away at law school? Law school? What are

you talking about?

>> Moses and the chiefs. They're going away

for a week to study the new laws. We

should have a sleepover right here in

the tent.

>> Why weren't we invited? Everyone must

learn the laws, not just the men.

>> Well, if I have a question, I just ask

Moses. He knows the laws better than

anyone. for now. Come, let's go sign up.

>> Moses was pretty clear it was just for

the men.

>> I like to think I can be pretty

persuasive when I need to be.

>> Out of the question. I'm sorry.

>> But why? Women deserve to learn the

laws, too.

>> You're right, but we're talking about

dozens of men studying and sleeping in

close quarters. It's not a woman

friendly environment.

>> We could make it women friendly so

easily. What do you think we need?

cushions and pon pants.

>> Oh, that sounds nice.

>> Please, let's just see how this goes. If

it works, I promise we'll do something

similar for the women.

>> Bye.

>> We must get into law school. The women

need to learn God's law. But how? They

will see that we are women and they'll

kick us out.

>> I think I have a solution.

>> Just be quiet. Okay.

>> Yes, sir. We gathered enough materials

from the collection to start

construction on the tabernacle.

>> You're not too late at all. Take your

things over to Joshua and Caleb. Tell

them hello while you're at it.

>> As it turns out, the people are actually

too generous.

>> Thank you. I will add these to the pile.

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>> So, we had to make a proclamation.

>> No more. No more. Let no man or woman

make anything else as offering for the

tabernacle. No more. No more. So now the

boys are working on giving back the

excess materials.

>> Caleb, put those down. We are supposed

to give them back to the people.

>> From now on, you must address me as my

lord. And as for me, I'm helping Moses

in the hopes of earning back his trust.

Most of the items on the to-do list are

fairly standard. But there is one item

that stood out for me. Check on Joseph's

bones.

What? Ah, yes. Joseph's bones. We've

carried them since we left Egypt. They

are extremely valuable.

>> Which is why I was so upset when a wild

dog ran off with Joseph's femur.

>> Get back here.

>> No, we got it. We got it back. But

>> and with chew marks.

>> Thank you. Please donate again in the

future.

>> Boys. Adam. Joshua, what do you know

about Joseph's bonds?

>> Well, when Joseph died, he

>> Wait a minute.

>> Is this a setup for a joke?

>> No.

>> Ah, go ahead, Caleb. Make your joke

about bones and my mother. And

>> it seems like you've got it covered.

>> Okay. Seriously, boys, I need to check

on Joseph's bones for Moses.

>> Well, why don't you just ask Moses?

>> I'd rather not bother him.

>> Okay, maybe check him in Seth. Doesn't

he manage the dead?

When people in the camp die, Seth

appears to prepare the body.

>> Nobody knows where Seth came from.

>> You rarely see him unless there's been a

death.

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>> Some say that if you say his name three

times, Seth will appear behind you.

But that's silly.

Who believes in that? Not me.

>> Do you hear something?

>> Look, I know we are all nervous, but

it's going to be fine,

>> right? We are all nervous.

>> Erin asked us to come as backup. He and

Joshua seemed pretty scared, so I knew I

couldn't miss it.

Aaron,

>> you know my name.

>> I know everyone's name.

And everyone comes to know me, too.

Eventually,

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>> what kind of meat is that?

>> Are you hungry?

I have plenty. He didn't answer the

question.

>> No, thank you. We are here to check on

Joseph's bones.

>> Who was Joseph's father?

>> Jacob.

>> Original Joseph,

my old friend.

>> How long has he been alive?

>> Is he alive or are he dead?

>> Stop it.

>> Check with the heads of Ephraim and

Manessa. Moses wanted those bones

closely guarded. I imagine he placed

them in their care.

>> Okay. We will do that. Thank you.

>> Okay, boys. Let's go.

>> And Caleb,

you're from Judah, correct?

Yes.

Why?

>> No reason.

>> Let's go. I told you. I told you.

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>> I got you. Oh, don't worry, my little

friend.

>> You're not going to become dinner.

>> Well, at least not tonight.

>> I've been living with the Hebrews for

several months now. And I guess I've

been feeling kind of homesick. The

tribes seem to have accepted me, but

there's no place like home. I want to

send word to my friends and family back

in Egypt. And I think I figured out how.

Meet Quipetra,

the messenger quail.

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Law school starts today. It's time to

study and discuss the new rules and

maybe, just maybe, make a few friends

along the way. I mostly hang out with

Aaron. And since that's been a little

weird.

Well, what better place to make friends

than law school?

>> Quite a hike, huh? Zebadia.

>> Yes, it's it's Nimrod.

>> My name,

>> what?

>> Are you ready?

>> Yes. On three. One, two, three.

>> Look at the little man.

>> Look who's talking.

>> These fake beards are more convincing

than I thought.

>> Why do you look so good as a man? Me? I

just look like Moses.

>> You look good to me, man.

>> Keep your hands off of me, brother.

>> Fight me to the death.

My name is Kush, son of Matusah.

>> And I am Jonah, son of

>> Brona.

>> I do whatever I want.

Nobody tells me what to do.

>> If a man digs a pit

and the ox falls into the pit,

>> you know, I could use some more space to

take up. You over there. Give me your

space.

>> And the man does not cover the pit.

>> That is all I remember.

>> I think women are actually pretty smart.

Like that would be terrifying.

[Applause]

Everybody, welcome to law school.

>> I know you're all eager to get started.

So, shall we begin with agriculture,

property ownership,

or laws about women?

>> Property ownership.

>> Agriculture,

>> laws about women. I'm hearing

agriculture. Let's start there.

>> These are my people, ready to listen,

eager to learn.

Why can't the whole nation be like this?

>> I will be the best student here. The

more you know how to do what is right,

the better you can recognize when others

have done wrong.

I met with the leaders of Joseph's

tribes. They don't know where the bones

ended up. Joshua and Caleb didn't have

much luck either.

>> Excuse us. We are here on official

business. Hello. No bones in there. What

are you hiding here?

>> Joseph, what are you doing?

>> I'm calling out for Joseph.

>> It's going to work. He's dead.

>> Joseph,

>> no bones.

>> No bones.

>> Bones. Sorry,

>> Joseph.

>> I know people here. You have to stop. I

know everybody here. Joseph. Ah, finally

some bones. Do you think these are

Joseph's bones?

>> Definitely Joseph right here.

>> Don't touch my bones.

>> Okay. Okay, we're done. We're done.

>> Everybody's always after my bones.

My bones.

>> Any other ideas? We could try digging.

You should definitely try that.

>> Perhaps the person in charge of them

lost them on the way.

>> On the way from Egypt.

>> I can't think of anywhere else they

might be.

>> Okay,

I will do it. I will go back to Egypt

and retrace our steps.

>> Great idea, Joshua. Good luck parting

the Red Sea again.

>> No, boys. It's my pride on the line. I

will go.

>> Why don't we just ask Moses?

>> It's not an option. I'm going. Okay.

Well, I'm coming with you.

>> Okay. Well, you can count me out. Summon

Kasa Seth where have to find you two.

>> Meet on the outskirts of Isizakar.

>> I'll go grab my bags.

>> Joshua is more helpful than I expected.

I think he will go far. First, I

assisted Moses. Now, Aaron, it's like

all my dreams are coming true.

>> Yeah, they're both going to die.

Training the quail to carry messages has

been slow.

Quipatra, no.

>> She won't let me tie a note to her leg,

so that is not ideal. Also, I'm not sure

she's ever even been to Egypt, so I've

been teaching her how to recognize it.

I'm learning a lot about patience.

>> When you enter the land the Lord your

God is giving you, do not imitate the

detestable customs of those nations. No

one among you is to make his son or

daughter pass through the fire.

>> I'm having a very good time. Turns out

being a man is very liberating.

>> Practice divination.

Tell fortune, interpret or practice

sorcery, cast spells, consult a medium.

Each is to respect his mother and

father. You are keep my Sabbaths.

>> I'm learning a lot, too. Moses is

actually not a bad teacher.

>> Uhoh.

Guess what?

It's time for a

pop quiz.

>> The pop quiz. I knew it. Yeah.

>> First question. How many years must we

wait before eating the fruit of a tree

we have planted?

>> Five.

>> In the fourth year, you must present the

fruit as a praise offering. And then in

the fifth year, you may eat it.

>> Very good. You get the pistachio.

No one has earned as many pistachios as

I have. If I earn 10, I get a fig.

>> I'm very impressed by Kora. He's a good

student. Maybe the best.

But would he be a good friend? True or

false? Those that have taken the

Nazerite vows can eat grapes, but not

raisins. Of course, they must not eat

anything produced by a grape vine.

>> True or false? You can yoke two

different animals together as long as

they are the same size.

>> False. True.

>> They must be the same species.

>> True or false?

My eyes are green.

>> False.

>> They're a radiant brown.

>> Hey, Alan. Yes, Joshua. Are uh Joseph's

spawns in a box or are they just

loose out here?

>> Hopefully in a box, but if you see any

loose ones, you let me know.

>> If I may,

what is the reason you don't want to

talk to Moses about this?

>> Well, Joshua,

Moses and I were not spending a lot of

time together lately.

>> Because of the K.

>> What KF?

>> The one that you built and you told the

people to worship.

>> Oh, that KF. Yeah. I guess without Moses

constant reminders, I must have

forgotten all about it.

>> Perhaps he is only teasing you like how

Caleb teases me.

>> And do you like how Caleb teases you?

>> No, it makes my cheeks burn and then I

want to ball up my fists like this and

say, "Hey, are you hungry? Why don't you

eat this?" And then I pop him.

>> That's pretty much how I feel.

This search is a waste of time, but I'm

not going to let him get eaten by wild

animals. At least not without a witness.

>> Okay, I know it's getting late, so I'll

finish with this. Should be an easy one.

A woman is not to wear male clothing,

and a man is not to put on a woman's

garment. For everyone who does these

things is detestable to the Lord. I

don't think we'll have a problem with

that one. Huh?

>> Unless you're hiding something, Kora.

>> Who? Me?

>> I'm joking. I'm not a woman.

Gross.

>> That's it for today. We'll start again

at first sight.

>> Are we committing a sin?

>> I suppose I don't want to do this

anymore. My face is itching. Should we

tell Moses that we broke the law?

>> We didn't know it was a law. That's why

we need to be here. How are we supposed

to follow the rules when we don't know

what they are?

>> I'm sorry, Miriam. I don't want to do

this anymore. I'm going home.

>> Jonah, get back here, man.

>> Time to settle in for the night.

>> That's better.

Bit of a breeze tonight. No.

Hello.

Hello.

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Ah, one of our old camps.

We really left a mess here. It

>> looks like we got ambushed.

>> We could use some of these things.

>> Look,

Bones.

>> You think it's Joseph?

>> Hard to say without the face.

>> Leave my bones. We'll be cursed for

eternity.

>> Who said that? It's Joseph.

>> This search is a waste of time. Turn

back or you will meet your doom. Death

waits behind every C.

Aaron. Hello. What are you doing here?

>> Caleb,

do you live out here?

>> No.

>> Why didn't you just come with us from

the start?

>> I didn't think he'd be foolish enough to

actually walk back to Egypt. Ah,

>> you underestimate us.

>> Clearly,

>> I know it's foolish. But we must find

these bones. You don't have to come with

us, but we're going. Come, Joshua.

>> I hate you both so much.

>> Quilipatra, today is the day you are

ready. Take flight to Egypt.

Go,

go,

go. Ready?

Fly.

No.

>> Things did not work out with Quatra.

>> Where are you going? It's that No. Egypt

is that way.

>> But I've decided to take on some new

candidates.

The more messages I send, the more

chances I have to get the response.

Guess who is alive? It's Shissi.

Nasser. I'm sorry I missed your

birthday. Also, I'm alive. We've been

trying to reach you about your extended

warranty of your chariot. Just kidding.

Jissi lives.

One of you is going to make it to Egypt.

I just know it. Now, who wants to go

first?

If two men are fighting and the wife of

one of them comes to rescue her husband

from his asalent and she reaches out and

seizes him by his genitals,

you must cut off her hand.

[Applause]

>> Without zip here, I'm feeling a little

bit out of place. A woman would spend

some time searching to seize Nimrod's

genitals.

>> Okay, please can we just move on

to the topic of idol worship? Too bad my

brother Aaron's not here for this one,

huh?

>> He never misses a golden opportunity.

Idol worship. Although only half of you

understand.

>> It's a stretch.

here is some fresh bread to nourish you

while you sing.

>> Thank you. Hey,

>> I'm just teasing somewhat.

>> Speaking of teasing, have you noticed

the way that Moses talks about Aaron

lately?

>> Things have been different between them

ever since the calf.

>> Should we say something about it? There

might be too many people that are

>> not now, but they do need to make their

peace. And I think they're both too

stubborn to talk about it.

>> I think stubbornness runs in the family.

>> Watch your tone. You're talking to a

man, you know.

>> Good luck.

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>> Is that the Red Sea?

We made it already.

I guess three people travel faster than

a million.

>> Well, this is the last stop. Joseph

Bones must be here somewhere.

>> Boys,

I'm sorry. This is ridiculous. We're

never going to find them out here. We

should just head back.

>> But what about Joseph's bones?

>> He crossed the sea months ago.

If the bones were here, they'd be gone

by now. I'm going to go settle this with

Moses.

All of it.

What a waste of time.

>> Do you think you are pleasant company?

Like, like what do people say about you?

>> You must not go about spreading slander

among your people. Do not harbor hatred

against your brother. Rebuke your

neighbor directly and you will not incur

guilt because of him. Do not take

revenge or bear a grudge against members

of your community, but

love your neighbor as yourself.

How's it going, brother?

>> Oh, good. A little tired, but still

good. And yourself?

>> Uh, good. Good. Just uh adding it down

there.

>> Trust me, I get it. Here. Helps with the

chafing. I've used it every day since we

left Egypt and I can't stop.

>> Ah, perfect.

Thank you.

>> Don't mention it.

>> Do you hate your brother?

>> What?

>> Just in in class today, you said you

must not harbor hatred towards your

brother.

>> Do you hate your brother? Of

course not.

>> Seems to me that telling jokes at the

expense of a man is not the way to show

you love him.

>> Why are you saying these? Who are you?

>> My name is of no consequence. Think only

on my words.

>> Why do you think I hate my brother?

Where are you going?

>> I'm sorry. I I've got I've got to pee.

>> Standing up as always.

Where is it? Thank you.

We searched everywhere from here to the

Red Sea.

>> The bones are nowhere to be found.

>> Thank you.

>> So, the only thing to do now is tell

Moses.

>> Aaron, what are you doing here?

>> Hello, Zippy. How are the boys?

>> Ask them yourself.

Where did they go? They were just right

there.

>> Alaza,

>> how did they run off so fast?

>> Well, anyways, is uh Moses around?

>> He will be returning from law school

later today. You're welcome to wait for

him if you like.

>> Thanks.

>> Though, be careful. You don't want to

disturb Joseph.

>> What?

>> That box. Your ancestor Joseph is

inside.

>> Joseph? He's here?

>> Yes. Moses likes to keep him there. He

likes to check on him from time to time.

Though sometimes when I am here alone, I

like to pretend he can hear me.

>> Hello, ancestor.

Do you want to take a look?

>> No. Uh, I'm okay, thanks. Uh, you keep

an eye on him. I'll see you later.

>> You don't want to wait for Moses?

>> I'm sure I'll see him around. Oh, okay.

Well, Joseph, I guess it's just you and

me again.

>> Do you want some homemade bread?

>> Time's up. Turn in your tests for your

final grade.

>> Cora

Zadia,

>> someone seems confident.

Did I miss any questions? Well, let me

ask you this. Would you mix light and

heavy weights in the same bag?

The answer is no. That was one of the

questions. Better luck next time.

>> Okay, settle everyone. I have just

calculated your final scores and I'd

like to announce our top three students

of law school. In third place with a

score of 95, we have Shem from the tribe

of Dan.

Yay.

Yay, Idiot. In second place, we have a

tie

with scores of 99.

Kora and someone named Nimrod.

>> No, I don't.

>> No, no, no. That's it's a No, it's a

misunderstanding. No, no, don't touch

me. Please don't touch me. What? What?

What did I miss? The answer to should we

feed our children to Mlec is

>> no.

>> None of the children. All right. And in

first place with a score of 100, we have

Gush, son of Methuselah.

Gosh, are you here?

>> Law school was a very good experience

for me. I don't need to know how I did

on the test. It's the knowledge that

matters most to me.

But since you did ask, I got everything

right, didn't I?

I think law school was a tremendous

success. I think we should get together

more often to read from the law and talk

about what it means. Or, you know, we

could just get together whenever just to

hang out.

Or both. Why not?

>> Okay. Well, I'm off this way.

>> Okay.

>> Good night.

>> Good night, Kora.

>> Kora, next time maybe just copy off of

Kush.

>> If I see Kush,

>> good night.

>> Good night.

Aaron.

>> Ah, how was law school?

>> Oh, it was a tremendous success. I'm

sorry you weren't there with us.

>> I'm glad to hear it went well.

>> Anything happened while I was gone?

>> Not really. No riots? No idols.

>> Good. That's a first.

>> I was only adding to your joke.

>> Yes, I know. I only said something

because I knew you would.

>> I'm only ever just teasing, Erin. I have

to give you a hard time every now and

again.

>> You don't have to. Actually, you could

just say nothing if you wanted to.

>> You led the nation into a terrible sin.

I'm not trying to beat you over the head

about it, but I think a little bit of

teasing is only fair, right?

>> Well,

you know more about fair than anyone.

>> Erin,

perhaps this was a foolish idea. I'll

keep the bird seed out, but

I don't think I'll get a response.

Quipatra.

Oh,

lost in the desert.

Need water. Send help or I will die.

We did it. I mean, we got the wrong

person, but

we're getting close. Tomorrow, we try

again.

Oh, I miss your cooking, Zippy. Thank

you for this.

>> Of course, Momo.

>> So, how was it going? A week without

seeing me?

>> Yes, a whole week.

It was good. But, Moses, there's

something I wanted to talk to you about.

>> Uh-oh.

I'm not I'm not in trouble, am I?

>> No. No, not in trouble. Okay, let's hear

it.

>> Moses, if I were committing a sin and I

didn't know, would you tell me?

>> Yes, of course.

>> And if I noticed you were doing

something wrong, would you want me to

point that out to you?

>> You're my wife. What you think of me

matters more than anyone else.

>> All right.

When Aaron made the golden calf, he made

a mistake. A big one, which angered the

Lord and caused a plague in the camp.

>> Yes, that is true.

>> What he did was wrong.

But the way you've treated him ever

since is also wrong,

and I think you need to make it right.

>> Okay,

I'll fix it. Also,

I dress like a man and snuck into law

school. Good night.

>> What?

[Music]

>> Come on.

You know you want to,

>> Joshua. Wow. Nice job. Oh, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Hello.

>> You think we should stop?

>> Do you think you could do four?

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