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Action star Lou Jitsu is back.

In hot soup, the game.

Ah.

Your soup is mine.

I will fight my way up to you, fourth level.

Sixty levels of chop -socky violence.

Lujitsu was in a video game? We got to get it. We got to get it.

Accessing worldwide intertubes. Hmm.

Lujitsu nunchucks. Lujitsu sunglasses.

Oh, here it is.

Lujitsu's Hot Soup the Game.

Montez Auction House.

Buy it now.

Oh, baby.

We are the proud owners of one very old, misconditioned copy of Hot Soup the

Game. Wait a minute. You bought it at an auction house? How are we going to pick

it up with the...

This whole situation.

That's not your problem, because I'm going to go get it by myself.

What? By yourself?

Are you out of your ooze -twisted mind?

I'm not a baby, Raph. I got the squills, the moves, the ninja realness.

I'm ready for my first solo mission.

Of course you are. In seven to ten years, right now it's just too

I say we let him go, Raph. You went out on your own when you were his age. Yeah,

but when I was his age, I was two years older. What is up with your math?

Donnie, would you please talk some sense into these guys?

Hmm? Yeah, whatever Leo said is probably right. Thanks for believing in me,

Donnie.

Leo, I love you. That's for you, Raph. You get laughed at.

Mikey out.

Hey,

Mikey, you forgot your...

Baby, I should have brought candles because this is a piece of cake.

You have

shown great skill as a new recruit of the Foot Clan.

Your final test is a mission you must complete entirely on your own.

Excellent. What enemy of our clan am I to crush between my fists?

Uh, no crushing.

You are here to retrieve a mysterious artifact that was said to be in the

possession of action film star Lu Jitsu.

Oh, he was the best. Oh, yeah.

Jitsu for justice?

That's my favorite. It's the movie that got me interested in crime.

Ooh, a punch chowder. He defeats an entire organized crime mob using

as his only weapon.

Hot soup!

Hi, senseis. I will study these important motion pictures.

Anyhoo. You ought to enter the auction house and retrieve any Lujitsu

merchandise. I will tear this place asunder until I find every Lujitsu item

within its walls.

Okay, okay, okay. Love the intensity, but let's just go stealth.

No muss, no fuss.

But, Clayton!

Somebody had her coffee.

Okay, Magic Mike, time to snag that game, go home, and rub it in Raph's

No! No!

How much they want for this?

Ooh, it's got a feather!

Who are you? What are you doing here? I'm a customer here to pick up my

video game.

Lujitsu?

Are you narrowing your eyes because you like Lujitsu?

Lujitsu!

Yes, Punch Shouter is my favorite motion picture film movie.

Oh, okay.

Well then.

What the?

I shall return.

Stay here and do nothing!

Recruit, what's wrong?

There's someone here.

A talking turtle. And he is asking about Lujitsu merchandise.

Those turtles again?

They must be after the artifact, too.

Oh, you're gonna need help. We'll be right o - No, no. You know the rules.

To pass, she must complete her mission by herself.

Sensei, permission to - Vanquish his soul to the depths of oblivion!

Yeah, sure. Okay, why not?

What if he destroys her instead?

Well, then, we promote Jocelyn instead. I mean, we go through a recruit a week,

right?

Hmm, something's up. She says she works here, but the lights are off. But maybe

there's a power outage. But she didn't care about this whole situation.

But maybe she thought I was in costume.

But she did like punch chowder. But only criminals like punch chowder.

Hey, what's the big idea?

An enemy of the foot must perish. You will not claim the artifact.

But I have a receipt.

Is this how you normally treat customers?

Because if it is, I'd like to speak to that supervisor.

Luchitsu. The artifact.

Just checking in, making sure you're okay. Everything okay? You're okay,

Overprotective brother senses. Penguin, Donnie, tap into their security cameras.

Oh, sure. Let me just load my tap into every security camera in New York app.

I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't. I am in.

Oh, I guess he's okay.

Now that's cute.

Nice girl.

You monster.

Back to me, Lou baby.

How's everything going?

It's under control.

I'll be back in a minute.

You're finished, turtle scum.

Yeah.

And Raph thought I couldn't do this all by myself.

Solo mission complete.

We're here to rescue you, buddy.

going to take a quick look.

I told you, she must prove herself.

Oh, hello.

What's this?

They're all there.

It's an ambush.

I had it in my hands. I was literally ready to leave. What part of by myself

don't you understand?

Little man.

What? Say what? I mean, big man, I will open up my apology wallet and give you a

big... Big stack of... Yeah, yeah. Mistakes were made. Lessons were

We've got a video game to play. So, vamonos, hermanos. Ha -ha!

Solo mission complete.

We're here to rescue you.

No! I had it in my hands. I was literally ready to leave. What part of

don't you under...

She gets it.

Stay out of this, you little pipsqueak. Whoa, whose brother are you calling a

pipsqueak, towhead? Maybe you're the pipsqueak. I'll protect you, Mikey!

Wait a minute. That is not the artifact we seek.

It's the only legit few thing here.

Well, then, your mission is a bust.

On the technicality, of course. But don't be discouraged.

The road to success is paved with miles of failure.

I shall provide him worthy next time.

Yes, yes, I know. Come, we'll get a nice flop.

Shapsackie violence, here we come!

Sure you don't want first game, Raph?

Oh, I earned it? Why, thank you.

What? Lujitsu's a beige r -

Make my way up to you, boy!