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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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It's a pretty great view, huh?
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I mean, out there. Not me.
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WOMAN: Where are we at, Bob?
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[WRAPPER RUSTLING]
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Excuse me, I'm actually not even here.
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You're at 5.3?
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Correct.
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And I think we can live with that.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Mmm-hmm.
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BOB: It's a fair price. LOGAN:
Well, I don't know about that.
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BOB: You'll have 70 local TV stations.
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Buy in Sandy, you're King Kong of local.
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The kid knows. The kid's smart.
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Are we good?
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Give us five minutes.
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Uh, we'll set you up with a room.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Good, right? Is it whiskey time?
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Shut the fuck up.
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ROMAN: [CLICKS TONGUE] Uh...
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-It's a good price.
-LOGAN: What the fuck's going on?
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He's selling me things
I want at a fair price?
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So what's next? Fellatio?
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I think he just wants out, fast.
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If he does, we fuck him.
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I think we did just fuck him.
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-He's smiling.
-It's no good if he's smiling.
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ROMAN: Well, objectively,
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I mean, if we get what we want
and he gets what he wants...
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You screw them out.
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You chisel them out.
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You fucking hurt them.
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And then you watch them squeal.
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I like hurting human beings
as much as the next guy,
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but, Dad, this is really fucking good.
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Walk him to the
elevator and tell him 4.9.
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Oh, Dad, no, that's... It's insulting.
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Walk him to the
elevator and tell him 4.9.
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Gerri, you do it.
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You, fuck off.
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If you can't do it, fuck off!
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All right.
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Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck.
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Really just warms the walls.
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-Greg.
-Hey.
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[GROANS]
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-Dude.
-Yo.
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-Yeah.
-STEWART: Hold on.
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-Are you okay?
-Uh... What?
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That? That was nothing. Sometimes
you gotta play possum, you know.
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Let him punch it out till he gets tired,
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and then you go in for the kill.
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Right, nice. Listen, hold on.
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-Yeah.
-How's Kendall doing?
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Oh, he's blowing you off too?
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Last time I saw him he was
smoking crank with some mole men,
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but that was like a
month ago. He's hustling.
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-Yeah, right. VCing?
-I may be seeing him this weekend.
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-If he shows.
-Oh, yeah?
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Oh, fuck.
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Dude, I don't suppose you know
a coke dealer in Prague, do you?
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Uh, probably. Yeah. Why?
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Tom Wambs' bachelor party.
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"And if he doesn't show..."
I don't have time for this.
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Hey, let me tell you
something, dude. Fuck Prague.
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My girlfriend and her
fucking freak dogs run these...
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You ever heard of
these parties, Rhomboid?
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-Bullshit.
-I'm telling you. I'm fucking cool.
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-You don't understand.
-Oh.
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Why, because you have a nipple
ring and will not stop going on about it?
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Better than telling everyone
you're fucking down with Dre,
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because he sends you
cereal bars at Christmas.
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Fuck you. I have a reputation.
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I can't take my crew to watch
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some art pricks dance
around in fucking bowler hats
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and twizzle their mustaches
out of time to the beats.
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Are you done? You know
who else will be there?
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-Sandy Furness.
-Fuck off.
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I'm telling you.
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[EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]
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-He goes to that kind of thing?
-I know, right?
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But he is sitting on the other
half of your dad's dream deal.
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Packet of 50 more local stations.
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Come to the party, get him to sell,
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and trust me when I say this,
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you will become the number one son.
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-Yeah. Sandy goes? Jesus.
-Yeah.
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Get me those names
and I'll get you on that list.
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And one more thing. Bring Kendall, okay?
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I need to patch things up with him.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CARS HONKING]
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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-What do you think?
-Yeah.
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KENDALL: Yep.
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Hey, bro, can you turn
up the bass in the back?
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Louder.
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[VOLUME INCREASES]
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-FRANK: You feeling good?
-What?
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-You're good?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm great.
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I'm psyched.
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-Nice and loose, yeah, Frank?
-Yeah.
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Try not to drag yourself in
there like the world's oldest man.
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I'll try.
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ILHAN: Frank. Kendall.
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-This is Dust.
-Hey, man.
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FRANK: Hey. Great to connect.
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Love the name, by the way. Very funky.
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Sorry, please excuse
Captain fucking Be-Bop here.
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Hey, how's it going? Cool
earrings. Very Bauhaus.
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Big fan of what you guys
do. Fucking sweet chili sauce.
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Thanks. Uh, likewise.
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Angela, you wanna spin
us through the pitch deck?
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Sure. So...
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KENDALL: That's okay. I
don't need to hear the pitch.
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I've been through the deck, and I get it.
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Basically, you buy a painting
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from some art student in a
basement, jack up the price,
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sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest,
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and you, me and the
student all get rich, right?
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We're interested in increasing
the reach of young artists.
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And the democratization of art.
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KENDALL: No, absolutely. I get it.
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You're, uh, providing a
platform to marginalized talent,
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the next generation of artists.
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I'm just telling you how it works
from the outside, to the sharks.
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ILHAN: Maybe we can
talk about funding cycles.
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-Sure. Uh, so we've worked out a
plan[KENDALL CLEARS THROAT]
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For the first year after the launch...
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I'm sorry. Can I just say something?
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Uh... [CHUCKLES]
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[STUTTERS] So, I got these sneakers
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on the way down here,
because, uh, I thought...
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I don't know what I thought.
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I thought you'd all be
dressed like fucking Björk,
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and, uh, I wanted to make an impression.
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Um... So, I'm a jackass.
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Um... The truth is, I don't
know anything about art.
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What I do know is how
to monetize your concept
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and achieve the scale it deserves.
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Don't sell your soul to some monolith.
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We're boutique, we're light on our feet.
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We're not the Gang of Four,
we're the fucking Rebel Alliance.
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I'm a good guy who knows the bad guys.
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I've got reach and I will fight
for you every fucking day.
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I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol.
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And, uh, yeah, I just thought of that,
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so, apparently, I do
know a little bit about art.
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So... What?
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Talk to me. What do I need to do?
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Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers?
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[CHUCKLES] No.
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Seriously, I'll throw them out
the fucking window right now.
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-ANGELA: They're not bad.
-I'm taking them off.
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-Here. Ilhan, have them.
-ILHAN: I'll trade you.
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-[ILHAN WHOOPS]
-[LAUGHTER]
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Okay? Can we talk now?
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GREG: Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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[STUTTERS]
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So, what do you think, miss?
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Uh, you know...
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Sorry, I'm somewhat between the
devil and the deep blue sea here,
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because my boss downstairs is waiting,
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and my boss upstairs
is him, you know, so...
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I've been here three and a half hours.
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What do you think? What
do you... Do you want...
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Yes, sir. I'll send him in.
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Thank you.
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[SIGHS]
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At long last.
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It's the wheel.
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It's doing its thing.
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Oh, yeah. It's buffering.
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You could try knocking
it down to low quality.
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Mmm, go ahead.
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-Yeah, just...
-[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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It's a heck of a good
head of hair on you there.
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I think it's the maternal
side that's carried on, so...
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So I hear you and your boys
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are heading out for Tom's bachelor party.
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Yes. That's correct.
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Roman's arranging,
Prague has been mentioned.
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GIL ON VIDEO: I will tell you this much.
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I believe Logan Roy
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is a pernicious influence on our culture.
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-He is, to be frank...
-Oh, what a jackhole.
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...a cancer to American values.
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I don't take these words lightly.
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Well, he just lost my vote.
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[VIDEO STOPS PLAYING]
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[SIGHS]
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Listen to me.
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Um...
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Do me a favor.
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Can you make sure that Kendall
doesn't come back in a box?
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-Okay.
-Yeah, I...
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I don't want him showing up dead
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at the bottom of some French fag's pool.
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No, absolutely. None of us do.
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Keep an eye on him for me.
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-Is this something you can do for me?
-Mmm-hmm.
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I hear he's been wetting his beak.
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Yes, sir. Um...
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In which case, would
now be a convenient time
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to talk with you about,
like, a lateral shift
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in terms of my position at the company?
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Because I'd like to move on from Parks
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and into, for example, Digital.
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Um...
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I don't want to mention any names,
because... But the culture there,
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it borders on the
personally abusive at times.
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Tom?
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Oh, Tom. [LAUGHS]
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I didn't know he had it in him.
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He can be pretty able in that department.
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Um, but what I'm doing,
sir, is I'm flagging to you
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that I'm thirsty for the next chapter.
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Well, you take care of this
for me, and perhaps we'll talk.
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Okay? Done? Are we done?
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Muchly appreciated.
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[WHISPERS] "Muchly"?
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Time's up.
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Time's up for the big media
operations that poison...
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-Have you seen this?
-ATN spot.
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I guess we do, right?
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You're gonna stand
there? In my air space?
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[INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES]
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I'm re-reading it for context.
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SHIV: You're CCed. GIL:
...the power that one man wields.
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We can't let these monopolistic
practices go unchecked
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-simply because we're too afraid
-[NATHANIEL CLEARS THROAT]
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Of the power that one man wields.
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Waystar Royco is a cancer
at the heart of America.
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Can't believe I'm getting paid to
call my Dad names. It's so cathartic.
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GIL: Logan Roy is out of control...
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You really think he should do ATN?
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Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den.
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Look, he'll attack them,
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righteous, Old Testament,
anti-capitalist Gil,
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they'll attack us.
"There's a Red in the bed."
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They get the viewers and
we get the base fired up.
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No one's mind's getting changed,
and once we're through the primaries,
248
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,359
-we pivot to center.
-Except Gil won't pivot.
249
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:20,810
-GIL: I say no! I say no more!
-I'll get him to pivot.
250
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:23,271
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
251
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:28,151
-Hello?
-TOM: Hey, Shiv, it's me!
252
00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:32,705
-SHIV: Tom, sweetheart.
-So listen, something's afoot.
253
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:36,409
Because we've arrived at the
drop-off point for my bachelor party.
254
00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,703
Seems there's been a change of plan,
255
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,250
and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked.
256
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,967
-GREG: What's happening, Roman?
-Oh, hold your tingling wiener.
257
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,553
-All will be clear soon.
-CONNOR: I don't think you understand
258
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:49,806
how disruptive it is to be changing
the itinerary at this late stage.
259
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,767
I don't know what's
gonna happen, you know,
260
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:55,890
but, um, I've got a feeling it's
liable to get a little disgusting.
261
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,780
Tom, I don't think you're
supposed to be telling me this.
262
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,687
I know, I just wanted to flag it,
and, you know, calm the qualms,
263
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,404
-because I for one would never...
-Tom, it's one night,
264
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,071
we're both adults. Just
enjoy yourself, okay?
265
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,446
Oh, Shiv, honey badger.
266
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,662
God, I want to dock myself inside you
267
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,453
-so much right now.
-Oh, my God.
268
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,281
Yeah. Okay. I love you too, Tom.
269
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:22,622
ROMAN: Okay.
270
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,170
Now he deigns to join us.
271
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,753
[MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
272
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,376
-You're late.
-Oh, yeah, sorry.
273
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,347
I've been a little busy
revolutionizing tech financing.
274
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,639
ROMAN: On coke.
275
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,268
Hey, hope not. What up?
276
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,021
So, who wants to fuck a hobo?
277
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:49,315
No? All right, then
let's party. Down there.
278
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:52,397
GREG: What... No...
279
00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:54,858
We're going to a party in the tunnel?
280
00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:56,113
Okay. No, relax.
281
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:59,196
We're not going to a party
in a tunnel. This is just a ruse.
282
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,790
Rome, what is this? Some pop-up shit?
283
00:16:00,874 --> 00:16:02,583
Am I gonna need my Central Europe coat?
284
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:06,205
Romey, I'm wearing flight
socks and my TSA slippers.
285
00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:08,046
I know what you're doing right now.
286
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,798
I'm being lured into a tunnel
287
00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,634
and next thing, I'm gonna wake up
in Belgium with no fricking eyebrows!
288
00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:17,796
Um, you probably want to
dump your luggage in the car.
289
00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,598
Oh, shit. Um...
290
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:24,519
Fellas, sorry, it's actually
a really tight guest list, so...
291
00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:29,725
Oh, Roman. It's Matt and Jonas.
If the Fly Guys aren't on the...
292
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:31,400
-They flew in! Roman...
-Relax.
293
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,822
We're gonna figure it out.
We're gonna first-wave it,
294
00:16:33,906 --> 00:16:36,032
we'll call you once
we're inside, all right?
295
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:39,154
You know what? Go get some coffees on me.
296
00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:41,576
Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee.
297
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:43,870
All right, let's go!
298
00:16:44,123 --> 00:16:45,659
Oh, God!
299
00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:50,870
I can't just leave the Fly Guys.
300
00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,580
That's the Fly Guy code.
301
00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:54,748
Uh...
302
00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:57,052
Okay, just leave your
phones on, and I'll call ya.
303
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:58,626
-All right.
-All right.
304
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,552
-Five minutes!
-It's on.
305
00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:08,515
TOM: Oh, man!
306
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:12,356
Roman. What the fuck have
you got planned for me, man?
307
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:13,773
[LAUGHTER]
308
00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:16,321
No, seriously, what have you got planned?
309
00:17:16,405 --> 00:17:18,863
Tom, Prague fell through,
310
00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:21,690
and I was fucking busy,
311
00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:25,778
and I didn't have time to plan
the hot air balloon to Monaco.
312
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:28,454
-Okay. Hot air balloon?
-Yeah.
313
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,334
-That would have been nice.
-GREG: Oh, whoa, whoa, dude!
314
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,375
Oh, my God, that's a dead rat.
315
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:34,713
You guys, this is a disaster
on the footwear front.
316
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:35,787
Can I change?
317
00:17:36,215 --> 00:17:38,115
Oh, it's a dead rat. Who gives a shit?
318
00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:40,427
GREG: Yeah, fine,
thank you, just keep going.
319
00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:42,010
-We'll be here.
-See you there.
320
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:46,759
Are you gonna be okay around
all the booze and the coke and shit?
321
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:49,018
-'Cause I can make sure no one does...
-I'll be fine.
322
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,217
-Yeah?
-Thanks, bro.
323
00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:53,054
-Yeah. Of course.
-GREG: Hang on, guys! Wait up!
324
00:17:53,148 --> 00:17:55,515
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's a dead rat. Relax.
325
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,024
I hear you're doing apps.
326
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,268
Yeah. Uh-huh.
327
00:17:59,571 --> 00:18:01,277
I'm incubating.
328
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:04,276
I'm rebalancing away
from crypto into eco.
329
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,403
Sounds, uh, futuristico.
330
00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:09,746
Yeah, it's good. It's better than
being carried around in Dad's pockets
331
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,286
like fucking Stuart Little.
332
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,284
They're nice pockets. Spacious.
333
00:18:14,752 --> 00:18:15,787
How is he?
334
00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:18,460
He's... I mean, you know.
335
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:23,673
Actually, he's got me overseeing
336
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,922
the satellite launch out of Tanegashima.
337
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,461
Oh, spaceship?
338
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:31,090
Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal.
339
00:18:31,184 --> 00:18:33,221
Bob Galpin is selling,
340
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,370
and I knocked it out of
the park, which is nice.
341
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:38,524
KENDALL: Good for you, bro. ROMAN: Yeah.
342
00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:41,020
Guess I finally broke out of the cage.
343
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,606
Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken?
344
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,822
Abandon all hope ye who enter.
345
00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:01,830
GREG: Ooh, is this real? A real corridor?
346
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,457
Are we going to an airfield?
347
00:19:03,547 --> 00:19:05,632
CONNOR: Greg, did I tell you
that Willa moved out to Austerlitz?
348
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,957
-GREG: Oh!
-Yeah, she loves how quiet it is.
349
00:19:08,052 --> 00:19:10,012
She didn't think she would, but she does.
350
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:12,389
So I for one won't be
engaging in any debauchery.
351
00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:14,623
-[GREG LAUGHS]
-WOMAN: Roman Roy and guests?
352
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:15,851
ROMAN: That is correct.
353
00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:17,801
-Welcome to Rhomboid.
-Thank you.
354
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:21,559
Oh, yeah. Boys, we're
pouching our phones.
355
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,064
TOM: Hey, wait! Is this it?
356
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,527
Is this actually where I'm
going to have my bachelor party?
357
00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:29,319
Why is it so wet? I think
there's a big leak somewhere.
358
00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:32,656
I've been living on Central
European time for 48 hours
359
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:35,453
to ease the transition. I'm
gonna be ready for breakfast soon.
360
00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:37,621
GREG: I don't know if this is
the kind of party with a lot of food.
361
00:19:37,705 --> 00:19:39,915
Roman, I'm sorry, is this where
I'm having my bachelor party?
362
00:19:39,999 --> 00:19:41,499
-Roman, how are you, man?
-Hey!
363
00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,075
Ken. Long time.
364
00:19:45,754 --> 00:19:46,835
Are we good?
365
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,600
You're my third-oldest friend.
You fucked me like a tied goat.
366
00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:53,876
We're great.
367
00:19:54,471 --> 00:19:57,121
Yeah, you're going the right
way. Keep going straight.
368
00:19:59,226 --> 00:20:00,926
-Kendall, I was gonna say...
-Yeah?
369
00:20:01,145 --> 00:20:03,994
If you need anything tonight,
bottle of water, soft drink,
370
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,471
whatever, I'm gonna be your mule.
371
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:09,183
You know what? I need
something a little off-menu.
372
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:10,903
See if you can find me some ketamine.
373
00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:13,820
-I don't know what that is.
-Is Sandy here?
374
00:20:13,906 --> 00:20:16,193
-When do we sit?
-Yeah, all things in time.
375
00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:17,842
[WHISPERS] Right here.
376
00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:21,111
Sorry.
377
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,038
Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's
gonna be great. Thanks, Roman.
378
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:31,020
What did you expect?
Why'd you even ask me, Tom?
379
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,840
Thought you'd rise to the occasion.
380
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:35,256
Clearly, I haven't risen to the occasion.
381
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:43,798
Gents, have a great fucking night.
382
00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,009
Dmitri, how are you?
383
00:20:47,104 --> 00:20:49,937
Hey. Hey, Kendall.
I'll find you, all right?
384
00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:51,931
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
385
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,522
Okay. This is it.
386
00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:56,940
Yeah? Cool, right?
387
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,825
Is it cool, or is it, like, total
fucking bullshit? Who knows?
388
00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:01,775
Well, what is it? What is it?
389
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,575
It's a physical fun palace.
390
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:06,705
Basically, if you're into it
and she's into it, it's all good.
391
00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:10,189
Look at this fucking guy with the
bird mask like it's Eyes Wide Shut.
392
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:14,661
Eyes... Wait, is this gonna be an orgy?
393
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,214
-No.
-GREG: This is not gonna be an orgy?
394
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,167
Greg, it's not 1997.
It's not this, it's not that.
395
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,218
Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax.
396
00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:24,545
Is it gonna be like
a little bit of an orgy?
397
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,641
It's basically a
collective of hot people,
398
00:21:26,725 --> 00:21:30,311
and Connor, at a party, and a monkey
dressed as an astronaut, apparently.
399
00:21:30,395 --> 00:21:32,136
It's whatever you want it to be.
400
00:21:32,231 --> 00:21:34,768
It's a fucking sand pit
for emergent behavior.
401
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:37,099
Okay, holy shit. Okay.
402
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:40,107
So, does that mean
we're able to fuck here?
403
00:21:40,197 --> 00:21:42,984
Yeah. Ken, what do you
think of the pussycat? Want it?
404
00:21:43,074 --> 00:21:45,782
Uh, no, not me. Business is my fucking.
405
00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:49,163
Great. I'll find a Bloomberg
terminal to stick your dick in.
406
00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:51,864
Well, I'm out. In a
relationship. Girlfriend!
407
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,001
TOM: I gotta say, Roman,
this is looking promising.
408
00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:55,461
-Yeah?
-This is looking really promising!
409
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,206
See? Have a little faith.
410
00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,088
There's areas, though,
right? Neutral areas,
411
00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:03,791
in terms of it not being
compulsory to do sex stuff?
412
00:22:03,885 --> 00:22:06,627
ROMAN: No, Greg. If you
refuse, they cut your dick off.
413
00:22:06,721 --> 00:22:08,389
What did I just say?
It's very consensual.
414
00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:10,510
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
415
00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:14,388
KENDALL: Angela.
416
00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:17,680
Angela?
417
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:21,942
Angela. Yo. Dust.
418
00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:23,688
-Hey. What's up?
-Oh, fuck.
419
00:22:23,779 --> 00:22:25,179
Yeah, hey, what's happening?
420
00:22:25,906 --> 00:22:28,364
Here we are in a fucking warehouse
421
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,942
-in Sunset Park or whatever.
-Yeah!
422
00:22:31,287 --> 00:22:33,449
I feel like this is synchronicity. Yeah?
423
00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:35,826
Like the universe is
telling us something.
424
00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:39,417
Yeah. We really appreciated
you coming to see us.
425
00:22:39,503 --> 00:22:41,835
Yeah, totally, I'm super excited.
426
00:22:43,299 --> 00:22:45,289
Yeah. Totally. Me too.
427
00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:48,880
Okay, well, fuck yeah.
Excellent. All right.
428
00:22:49,012 --> 00:22:52,300
-All right. Good to see you.
-Good to see you. Yeah.
429
00:22:55,059 --> 00:22:56,299
GREG: Yo.
430
00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:01,934
You know, I was thinking,
maybe one wine, one water,
431
00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:03,900
as like an informal rule for the group.
432
00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:06,271
Also, uh, they have risotto balls.
433
00:23:06,903 --> 00:23:09,190
Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers.
434
00:23:09,531 --> 00:23:11,317
-Ketamine.
-TOM: Greg! Greg!
435
00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:14,025
Got you one. Come on,
man, it's going off tonight!
436
00:23:14,328 --> 00:23:16,114
We should talk to some girls.
437
00:23:16,204 --> 00:23:18,616
Little tip. Ask them
where they were on 9/11.
438
00:23:18,957 --> 00:23:21,324
If they don't know,
they could be under 21.
439
00:23:22,002 --> 00:23:23,787
Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass.
440
00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:25,577
'Cause we're adults, apparently.
441
00:23:25,963 --> 00:23:29,081
I'm gonna blow my
load like multiple times.
442
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,881
Ah.
443
00:23:30,968 --> 00:23:33,835
So... And Shiv has that same arrangement?
444
00:23:33,929 --> 00:23:35,761
She's an adult too, so...
445
00:23:36,098 --> 00:23:37,714
What? No.
446
00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:39,382
Well, yeah, sure.
447
00:23:39,477 --> 00:23:41,770
I mean, I don't know,
Greg. It's not a competition.
448
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,753
No, that's cool. I'm sure you
guys have it all figured out.
449
00:23:44,939 --> 00:23:47,897
-CONNOR: Romey, what is this?
-Molly. Happy pills.
450
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,063
-Oh, cool.
-But I wouldn't...
451
00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:53,020
No. Prague time. It's
two in the morning for me.
452
00:23:53,114 --> 00:23:55,071
-I need a little pick-me-up.
-Don't.
453
00:23:55,158 --> 00:23:59,026
Dude. I know my way around.
1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP
454
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,372
and a bag of weed touched
the face of God. Huh?
455
00:24:01,456 --> 00:24:03,743
The first of the evening,
the first of many.
456
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,620
-Do not do any more of these.
-Got it. I'm one and done.
457
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,075
Got a lot of shit cooking,
458
00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:11,458
like, artificial sun solar cells thing...
459
00:24:11,548 --> 00:24:14,882
Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote,
460
00:24:14,968 --> 00:24:17,005
-and your dad and us...
-Yeah.
461
00:24:17,096 --> 00:24:18,847
I love you, but you know
I had to follow the money.
462
00:24:18,931 --> 00:24:20,012
You know that, right?
463
00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,679
-I get it.
-All right.
464
00:24:23,977 --> 00:24:26,604
Hey, why don't we talk in private
for a second? Can we do that?
465
00:24:26,688 --> 00:24:28,895
-We can talk right here.
-All right.
466
00:24:30,316 --> 00:24:32,432
So listen, I have a question for you.
467
00:24:33,653 --> 00:24:35,703
How would you like to be all the way out?
468
00:24:36,197 --> 00:24:38,734
Half a bill for your share of Waystar.
469
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,986
-Is this for real?
-Yeah, man.
470
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,997
I'm feeling fucking generous, that's all.
471
00:24:46,081 --> 00:24:48,625
I've plumped the pillows,
and I've added a little premium.
472
00:24:48,709 --> 00:24:50,700
-Consisting of what?
-Straight liquid.
473
00:24:50,919 --> 00:24:52,879
-Bullshit.
-Don't worry about it. I can raise it.
474
00:24:52,963 --> 00:24:54,920
Why would you want to be even more in?
475
00:24:55,006 --> 00:24:56,799
The place is a fucking antique shop.
476
00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:59,250
Ken, just take the money
and get out. Please.
477
00:25:02,347 --> 00:25:03,337
I mean...
478
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:07,466
It's, uh, not uninteresting.
479
00:25:07,935 --> 00:25:09,266
Fantastic. Great.
480
00:25:09,353 --> 00:25:11,253
So listen, there's a part two to this.
481
00:25:11,981 --> 00:25:13,972
Why don't we talk this over with Sandy?
482
00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:16,107
Sandy Furness?
483
00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:18,605
Come with me. Come.
484
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,654
-Hey, shots.
-Bottoms up.
485
00:25:21,741 --> 00:25:23,982
-One, two, three!
-Ketamine.
486
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:29,244
-You good?
-Line them up, please.
487
00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:33,282
NATHANIEL: These
bathrobes are nice. See these?
488
00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:34,582
Uh-huh.
489
00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:37,160
What's your table linen philosophy?
490
00:25:37,255 --> 00:25:40,418
Uh, my philosophy is I
literally don't give a fuck.
491
00:25:40,508 --> 00:25:43,375
So, what's that, Nietzsche?
492
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:46,085
These are what's on our registry.
493
00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:47,461
Mmm.
494
00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:49,259
You should go for these.
495
00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,644
Right, you want us to
have matching cutlery?
496
00:25:52,728 --> 00:25:53,763
Why not?
497
00:25:54,772 --> 00:25:58,106
It'll be sort of horrible and cute.
498
00:25:59,902 --> 00:26:04,021
So, when we both get
divorced and split all our stuff,
499
00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:06,274
we can hook up and have the same set.
500
00:26:06,949 --> 00:26:07,939
The full set.
501
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,069
Mmm-hmm.
502
00:26:09,827 --> 00:26:10,862
Yeah.
503
00:26:11,496 --> 00:26:12,702
[CHUCKLES]
504
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,190
You know this is just fun, right?
505
00:26:17,418 --> 00:26:19,375
-I know, it's just...
-It's nothing.
506
00:26:20,922 --> 00:26:22,464
It's not anything. There's no God,
507
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:24,505
there's no anything.
508
00:26:24,592 --> 00:26:27,925
There's just people in
rooms trying to be happy.
509
00:26:28,595 --> 00:26:30,006
-Right?
-Right.
510
00:26:30,096 --> 00:26:31,837
[INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV]
511
00:26:33,642 --> 00:26:37,761
Oh, and I suggested
to Gil that he cool off
512
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,892
on the anti-Waystar
agenda on ATN tonight.
513
00:26:40,982 --> 00:26:42,564
-Excuse me?
-Yeah.
514
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,068
I talked to him at the thing.
515
00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:47,985
Oh, okay. Well, I did
spend quite some time
516
00:26:48,072 --> 00:26:50,780
on how it'd be very
vivid to attack Waystar
517
00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:54,450
-on a Waystar network, but...
-Very vivid? It's played out.
518
00:26:54,703 --> 00:26:56,553
Makes it look like we have an agenda.
519
00:26:56,914 --> 00:27:00,032
Uh, we do. Stopping
overly mighty media owners
520
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,975
setting the agenda for our democracy.
521
00:27:02,419 --> 00:27:07,584
DOJ, FCC, Batman, to stop
your dad eating the news.
522
00:27:07,674 --> 00:27:09,592
Okay, but even if we're going for that,
523
00:27:09,676 --> 00:27:12,134
isn't that in some big
speech that no one reads?
524
00:27:12,804 --> 00:27:15,922
Can't he just connect to America
tonight and forget the base?
525
00:27:16,015 --> 00:27:18,632
Shiv, I appreciate you might have
526
00:27:18,726 --> 00:27:20,227
-split loyalties.
-Oh, fuck you.
527
00:27:20,311 --> 00:27:23,189
-I'm just trying to make him win.
-I don't think he can do both at once.
528
00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,980
I don't think Gil can do
the base and the rest.
529
00:27:27,484 --> 00:27:31,184
If he can't ride two horses at once,
he shouldn't be working at the circus.
530
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:36,695
-Sandy comes to these?
-Oh, yeah. He loves sex.
531
00:27:37,327 --> 00:27:40,490
Dude, the thing that he pees through,
532
00:27:40,581 --> 00:27:42,163
he puts into other people.
533
00:27:42,249 --> 00:27:43,910
It's fucking vile. And a lot.
534
00:27:44,001 --> 00:27:45,162
Hey, Sandy.
535
00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,451
SANDY: Oh, gents, excuse me.
536
00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:53,130
-Kendall, you look well.
-Thank you.
537
00:27:53,217 --> 00:27:55,504
You look, uh, out of place.
538
00:27:55,845 --> 00:27:57,927
I do like to see the youngsters frolic.
539
00:27:58,014 --> 00:27:59,254
So, you wanna talk?
540
00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:03,053
Did Stewy fill you in?
541
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,438
Why do I feel like I'm about to find out
542
00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:09,482
you're not my real
mommy and daddy after all?
543
00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:14,026
[CHUCKLES] Look, the truth
is, he wants your piece of pie,
544
00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:17,821
but, and please don't fucking
blow a fuse here, okay...
545
00:28:19,409 --> 00:28:22,276
The reality is, he's
already in on Waystar.
546
00:28:23,246 --> 00:28:26,829
-As in?
-As in Sandy's me, and I'm Sandy.
547
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,331
We're like a single entity.
548
00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:31,534
Like a creature from mythology.
549
00:28:31,629 --> 00:28:33,679
You know, head of a
horse, dick of a swan.
550
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:38,083
Stewy, seriously?
551
00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:42,296
I have a shell company
attached to his private equity fund.
552
00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:45,473
I'm a parasite on a parasite.
553
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,606
You should have disclosed
that to me when I brought you in.
554
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,024
You are 100% correct about
that. I should have done that.
555
00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:59,978
You were in a tough position,
without having to consider
556
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,532
whether your dad would want me involved.
557
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,405
He very much would not.
558
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,623
Um, so, apparently, my
girlfriend's having a panic attack.
559
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:13,745
I'm gonna let you two
just catch up. Cool?
560
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,875
Stewy tells me you're getting into tech.
561
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,380
Yeah, I have a fund.
562
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,882
We're niche, but we're engaged.
563
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,096
Just closed a deal tonight, actually.
564
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,672
I found these four Stanford
grads who are doing this thing.
565
00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:31,884
It's pretty cool. They have
this cluster of hydrogen lamps...
566
00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,730
What's going on? Are you
pitching? Did you just pitch?
567
00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:36,430
Where'd you spring from, Heidi?
568
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,483
Don't stop. I want to hear
the pitch. I might invest.
569
00:29:38,567 --> 00:29:39,773
[KENDALL CHUCKLES]
570
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,225
We were just talking.
571
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:43,398
To him? The enemy?
572
00:29:43,489 --> 00:29:45,782
The adults are talking. How
about you go play in the other room?
573
00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:48,732
Hey, Sandy, could I get a
moment with you in private?
574
00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:51,694
I'd like to talk to you about
how attached you're feeling
575
00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:53,904
to your 50 failing local TV stations.
576
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,865
Sure. I'm sure we could find a time.
577
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,578
Roman, could you maybe
back off for, like, 20 minutes?
578
00:30:00,672 --> 00:30:02,172
-Oh, no.
-Yeah. Get us a drink?
579
00:30:02,382 --> 00:30:04,008
-[CHUCKLES]
-I would love another Old Fashioned.
580
00:30:04,092 --> 00:30:06,344
He would love another Old
Fashioned, cliché that he is.
581
00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:09,636
No, that's not gonna happen.
I know that you and my dad
582
00:30:09,722 --> 00:30:12,931
have been deeply and
madly in hate with each other,
583
00:30:13,017 --> 00:30:15,644
and you have been for many
years, but I want you to know
584
00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:18,390
that I'm my own thing,
and I am fully authorized...
585
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,561
[LAUGHS]
586
00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:22,515
I am fully authorized to
negotiate on behalf of Logan.
587
00:30:22,609 --> 00:30:24,646
He's doing satellites like it's 1985.
588
00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:27,857
Dad's got him holding a plastic
steering wheel in the back,
589
00:30:27,947 --> 00:30:31,075
-and telling him he's driving.
-Uh... You have to excuse my brother.
590
00:30:31,159 --> 00:30:33,035
He's adjusting to his
medication right now.
591
00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:34,954
How about you fuck off
back to your little gang-bang?
592
00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:37,581
-See how he talks to me?
-You're embarrassing yourself.
593
00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:39,915
-You're family.
-He used to lock me in a cage.
594
00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:42,459
-What the fuck?
-No, that's a true story.
595
00:30:42,795 --> 00:30:45,714
Oh, you're pretending that you
don't remember the dog pound?
596
00:30:45,798 --> 00:30:47,548
-Are you tripping?
-Yeah, it was a game.
597
00:30:47,632 --> 00:30:50,374
I had to go climb in this
big dog cage in the kitchen,
598
00:30:50,469 --> 00:30:51,886
and wait for someone to come collect me.
599
00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:53,460
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know.
600
00:30:53,555 --> 00:30:55,932
Might be three minutes,
might be the whole afternoon.
601
00:30:56,016 --> 00:30:59,016
Four years old, I was eating
dog food out of a cold tin bowl.
602
00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:02,271
I know, right? They should make
a fucking movie of this shit, right?
603
00:31:02,355 --> 00:31:03,516
[CHUCKLES]
604
00:31:03,607 --> 00:31:06,019
Excuse me. I'll be back.
605
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:07,895
[LAUGHS]
606
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,811
-What the fuck are you doing?
-What?
607
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:15,611
-What was that bullshit?
-I can say what I want.
608
00:31:15,701 --> 00:31:18,614
Yeah, but you... That was
insane. You're acting insane.
609
00:31:18,704 --> 00:31:21,206
So you just want me to pretend
that none of that happened?
610
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,834
-What happened?
-None of it. Dog pound didn't happen.
611
00:31:23,918 --> 00:31:25,794
-I never made you eat dog food.
-There was a bowl
612
00:31:25,878 --> 00:31:28,627
that was filled with chow,
and I couldn't leave the cage
613
00:31:28,713 --> 00:31:31,375
-until I finished it.
-It was a game. You enjoyed it.
614
00:31:31,508 --> 00:31:33,499
Ask Connor. Ask Shiv.
615
00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:35,720
I enjoyed being in a cage
with a leash around my neck?
616
00:31:35,804 --> 00:31:38,154
Oh, so now there's a
leash? You're full of shit.
617
00:31:38,306 --> 00:31:40,388
Oh. Me? I'm full of shit?
618
00:31:40,475 --> 00:31:43,342
-Have fun. Asshole!
-Get the fuck outta here.
619
00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,018
[ROMAN EXCLAIMS]
620
00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:50,598
-[MUSIC PLAYING]
-[INDISTINCT TALKING]
621
00:31:54,071 --> 00:31:56,779
CONNOR: So I got this
gelding, right? Chestnut brown.
622
00:31:56,865 --> 00:31:59,415
You wouldn't believe the
size of this guy's cranium.
623
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,200
Big ol' noggin!
624
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,160
Hey! Con, can I ask you something?
625
00:32:03,247 --> 00:32:05,582
Do you remember anything about a
dog pound when we were growing up?
626
00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:07,716
Sure, I remember a game you used to play.
627
00:32:07,835 --> 00:32:09,752
So he did? He used to
lock me in a fucking cage?
628
00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:11,920
Sure, the big cage, yeah,
in your mother's place,
629
00:32:12,004 --> 00:32:14,048
-the laundry room in Cheltenham.
-Cheltenham! Thank you!
630
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,216
-He was trying to gaslight me.
-No, you liked it!
631
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,950
You asked to be put in that cage.
632
00:32:18,386 --> 00:32:20,218
-What?
-Yeah. It was really weird,
633
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:22,104
but I think you enjoyed it. [LAUGHS]
634
00:32:22,348 --> 00:32:24,385
Okay, so I asked to eat dog food?
635
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,307
It was chocolate cake. I think.
636
00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:28,051
-Bullshit.
-I don't know.
637
00:32:28,186 --> 00:32:29,802
No. Kendall locked me in a cage,
638
00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:31,606
I went weird, I started wetting the bed,
639
00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:33,274
and that's why Dad sent
me away to St. Andrews.
640
00:32:33,358 --> 00:32:36,608
No, Rome. Dad sent you to military
school because you asked to go.
641
00:32:37,487 --> 00:32:40,287
-Oh, you're full of shit!
-Hey, that's how I remember it!
642
00:32:41,825 --> 00:32:43,907
So listen. My ranch is completely safe
643
00:32:43,994 --> 00:32:46,245
from biological or chemical
attack. You'd all be welcome.
644
00:32:46,329 --> 00:32:49,728
These are your friends? You'd all
be welcome pre- or post-apocalypse.
645
00:32:52,209 --> 00:32:54,075
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
646
00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:59,672
-Tom!
-Hey.
647
00:32:59,758 --> 00:33:01,123
Have you seen Kendall?
648
00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:02,208
No.
649
00:33:05,055 --> 00:33:07,605
I feel like we should maybe
keep an eye out for him.
650
00:33:10,018 --> 00:33:11,008
Oh, damn it.
651
00:33:21,779 --> 00:33:23,816
Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil.
652
00:33:23,907 --> 00:33:25,866
What's the least amount of
syllables you can say this in?
653
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:28,244
TOM: I just want to be
clear in terms of you and me.
654
00:33:28,328 --> 00:33:30,739
Is this a quid pro quo arrangement?
655
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,540
I don't know what you're talking about.
656
00:33:33,624 --> 00:33:36,241
It's just, you know,
if I, for instance...
657
00:33:36,376 --> 00:33:39,539
You know, if I touch a
boob, do you grab a dick?
658
00:33:39,630 --> 00:33:40,745
[STUTTERS]
659
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:43,174
-I don't know if...
-To get a rough chart of comparison
660
00:33:43,258 --> 00:33:45,465
from Fahrenheit to Celsius or, you know,
661
00:33:45,552 --> 00:33:48,635
an eye for an eye or
an orifice for an orifice?
662
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:51,306
I'm just trying to get a
sense of the parameters here.
663
00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:54,307
Uh... Tom, I can't negotiate right now.
664
00:33:54,477 --> 00:33:56,388
But we know, right? We just know.
665
00:33:56,479 --> 00:33:57,469
Sure.
666
00:33:57,897 --> 00:33:58,978
We know.
667
00:34:02,109 --> 00:34:03,944
So you want to run the tree
on how personal stuff plays?
668
00:34:04,028 --> 00:34:05,769
Issues, issues, issues.
669
00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:07,649
I can handle the soft soap, Shiv.
670
00:34:09,032 --> 00:34:10,022
TOM: Hey, Kendall.
671
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,577
Just spoke to Shiv. Official
permission for having of fun.
672
00:34:12,661 --> 00:34:14,243
Amazing. So happy for you.
673
00:34:15,747 --> 00:34:17,329
Hey, man, can I get this...
674
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:25,162
-Hey, Ken.
-KENDALL: Hey, Frank. So listen.
675
00:34:25,257 --> 00:34:26,588
I've had an approach.
676
00:34:26,675 --> 00:34:29,042
It's kind of a very interesting approach,
677
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,719
and I wanted to get your brain on it.
678
00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:33,138
I heard from the girls.
The Dust thing with the art?
679
00:34:33,222 --> 00:34:34,931
I know. I saw them. It's locked down.
680
00:34:35,015 --> 00:34:38,758
They wanted you to know
they loved you in the room but...
681
00:34:39,436 --> 00:34:41,286
I just spoke to the girl. We're good.
682
00:34:41,563 --> 00:34:44,146
Ken, they're already
setting this up elsewhere.
683
00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,276
But like I said, they
loved you in the room.
684
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,569
What are you talking about?
685
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,202
I think there's other
money and they like it better.
686
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:54,940
-Then we match it.
-I tried that already, but...
687
00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,119
Seriously, they loved you in the room.
688
00:34:57,203 --> 00:35:00,453
Will you stop telling me they
loved me in the fucking room, Frank?
689
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,182
I heard you the first time.
690
00:35:04,627 --> 00:35:07,335
Okay, let me talk to her.
691
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,753
I can fix this. Yeah?
692
00:35:12,801 --> 00:35:15,259
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
693
00:35:37,575 --> 00:35:40,818
-Hey, can we talk for a second?
-Can we do this another time?
694
00:35:41,245 --> 00:35:42,986
I just got off the phone to Frank.
695
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:44,950
What happened? He told me.
696
00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:47,286
-I'm sorry, it's nothing personal.
-Listen.
697
00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:48,627
I shouldn't be telling you this,
698
00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:50,253
but I'm about to land
a chunk of seed capital
699
00:35:50,337 --> 00:35:53,500
the size of fucking Idaho, so, I mean,
700
00:35:53,590 --> 00:35:57,379
whatever it is you need, I
can make it happen. Okay?
701
00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:59,126
-Yeah, okay.
-Okay?
702
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:01,294
So are we good?
703
00:36:02,557 --> 00:36:04,307
You know, it's just not about that.
704
00:36:04,392 --> 00:36:05,678
Uh... [CHUCKLES]
705
00:36:05,769 --> 00:36:09,512
Then help me out here, 'cause
there's something I'm not seeing.
706
00:36:10,064 --> 00:36:11,270
It's the name.
707
00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:12,507
Which? You mean "Dust"?
708
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,435
Roy.
709
00:36:15,152 --> 00:36:17,502
Kendall Roy. It'd be
like I was marrying Hitler,
710
00:36:17,654 --> 00:36:19,614
and then I'd get to
be, what, Mrs. Hitler?
711
00:36:19,698 --> 00:36:23,316
Okay, uh, that's not
really fair. I mean...
712
00:36:25,454 --> 00:36:27,161
Look, that's not me.
713
00:36:28,207 --> 00:36:29,322
I'm not a Roy.
714
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,702
Okay? Not really.
715
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:34,543
I'm sorry. It's cool, we
just don't want to be Hitler...
716
00:36:34,629 --> 00:36:36,964
Can you stop saying fucking Hitler?
Please? You don't know what I am.
717
00:36:37,048 --> 00:36:40,048
Consensus is you're a coked-up
prick who can't shit straight.
718
00:36:40,593 --> 00:36:42,083
You think you're different?
719
00:36:43,513 --> 00:36:46,505
Okay, Angela. I'm
gonna be frank with you...
720
00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:48,434
All right, look, I didn't
want to do this here.
721
00:36:48,518 --> 00:36:51,060
And I may be being more
forthright 'cause of the coke.
722
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:53,313
I tend to get more
forthright on coke. I'm sorry.
723
00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:56,139
-Okay, look, hey, listen...
-Hey, fuck off!
724
00:37:07,494 --> 00:37:09,326
Hey, man, can I get in on this?
725
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:15,039
[SNORTS]
726
00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,363
SHARON: I'm joined in the
studio by Senator Gil Eavis.
727
00:37:22,842 --> 00:37:26,005
Firstly, Senator, welcome.
We really appreciate it.
728
00:37:26,095 --> 00:37:27,551
Happy to be here, Sharon.
729
00:37:27,638 --> 00:37:30,346
I want to just jump
straight in, if we may.
730
00:37:31,099 --> 00:37:34,387
Your wife very tragically took
her own life 18 months ago.
731
00:37:35,603 --> 00:37:39,267
-Warmest of ATN welcomes.
-Everybody knows about that,
732
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:42,349
and it's something I live with every day.
733
00:37:42,444 --> 00:37:46,563
But it's not relevant to the
issues. I want to explore...
734
00:37:46,656 --> 00:37:49,325
The impression you've given is
that it did inform your decision to run.
735
00:37:49,409 --> 00:37:52,025
A lot of things inform
a big decision like this.
736
00:37:52,494 --> 00:37:54,204
But what I want to talk about tonight...
737
00:37:54,288 --> 00:37:57,781
But it hasn't been long, and I guess
that what some people may ask is,
738
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,334
what could possibly have caused
such a tragedy and are you ready
739
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:04,833
so suddenly to turn around
and run for the highest office?
740
00:38:05,174 --> 00:38:06,424
Doesn't he have a line for that?
741
00:38:06,508 --> 00:38:09,045
-It's usually, normally okay.
-GIL: I am focused
742
00:38:09,136 --> 00:38:11,428
on what I think this country
needs to do to move to...
743
00:38:11,512 --> 00:38:13,222
-Come on.
-SHARON: So you have thought about it,
744
00:38:13,306 --> 00:38:15,138
your mental and emotional state?
745
00:38:15,308 --> 00:38:17,049
I think about my feelings,
746
00:38:17,143 --> 00:38:19,475
-like most humans...
-Oh, no. No sarcasm.
747
00:38:19,562 --> 00:38:21,849
It must be incredibly difficult for you
748
00:38:21,939 --> 00:38:23,899
as a person who has
had to deal with rumors
749
00:38:23,983 --> 00:38:25,859
swirling about the state
of his mental health.
750
00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:28,529
Why don't we stop playing
this game of pretend sympathy
751
00:38:28,613 --> 00:38:30,739
where you're just trying
to get your viewers to ask,
752
00:38:30,823 --> 00:38:33,314
"What sort of guy has
a wife who kills herself?"
753
00:38:33,408 --> 00:38:34,951
-SHARON: That is...
-You wanna make this personal?
754
00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:37,402
Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we?
755
00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:41,831
The paymaster who set you up
in this hack job against me today...
756
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,248
Oh, Senator, come on.
757
00:38:43,335 --> 00:38:45,044
If you want to know about a person,
758
00:38:45,128 --> 00:38:47,210
look at his relationships
with his family.
759
00:38:47,297 --> 00:38:49,755
His only daughter has
come to work for me.
760
00:38:49,841 --> 00:38:51,922
-Oh, fuck off.
-Shiv.
761
00:38:52,426 --> 00:38:54,042
I'm not the fucking angle.
762
00:38:55,346 --> 00:38:57,472
So you don't want to
take any more questions?
763
00:38:57,556 --> 00:39:00,048
Certainly not from you. Thank you.
764
00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:01,768
SHARON: Unfortunately,
that seems to be all the time
765
00:39:01,852 --> 00:39:03,145
we have with Senator Eavis.
766
00:39:03,229 --> 00:39:05,015
[MUSIC PLAYING]
767
00:39:15,156 --> 00:39:17,193
Hey! Kenny!
768
00:39:20,411 --> 00:39:21,446
Whoa, whoa!
769
00:39:21,538 --> 00:39:24,951
That's a chunk of chang
you got there, buddy.
770
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,661
It sure is, Greg.
771
00:39:28,545 --> 00:39:31,912
Maybe just ease into that, right?
772
00:39:32,005 --> 00:39:33,336
I mean, not all at once?
773
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,470
Can I help you with something, man?
774
00:39:38,554 --> 00:39:40,638
What the fuck's going on?
You've been up my ass all night.
775
00:39:40,722 --> 00:39:43,555
No, I just... I'm just
keeping an eye out for you.
776
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,642
I mean, drugs... You don't know where...
777
00:39:45,727 --> 00:39:48,685
Is this Rava? Did she put you up to this?
778
00:39:48,855 --> 00:39:51,643
-No.
-What's your fucking deal, man?
779
00:39:52,316 --> 00:39:55,980
Your dad is, I think, a little
worried about you is all.
780
00:39:56,487 --> 00:39:58,774
My dad asked you to fucking spy on me?
781
00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:03,237
No, not spy, watch...
Family-style watching you.
782
00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:04,943
-Wow.
-You know?
783
00:40:05,037 --> 00:40:09,122
I'm about to do these
four lines of cocaine,
784
00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:11,703
to top up the four I just did,
785
00:40:12,127 --> 00:40:14,209
and then my heart's gonna explode.
786
00:40:14,296 --> 00:40:18,335
So if you want to stop me, be my guest.
787
00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:21,124
I don't do white drugs.
788
00:40:21,678 --> 00:40:25,012
My dad's gonna be super
disappointed if his son ODs.
789
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,346
-I know.
-So...
790
00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:31,639
[SNORTING]
791
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,895
What the fuck?
792
00:40:38,193 --> 00:40:40,093
He's counting on you to look after me.
793
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,981
Okay, okay! Stop. Stop.
794
00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:46,565
Okay. Give it to me.
795
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:52,329
-Go on.
-I'm going.
796
00:40:52,498 --> 00:40:55,741
Ooh, Greg! Go for it, Greg!
797
00:40:55,835 --> 00:40:58,335
Suck on those big white
dicks, you fucking pervert.
798
00:41:00,548 --> 00:41:02,380
[SNORTING]
799
00:41:04,886 --> 00:41:06,047
[GASPS]
800
00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:12,844
Greg, you greedy piece of shit.
801
00:41:14,811 --> 00:41:16,427
[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God!
802
00:41:16,855 --> 00:41:18,846
Greg, you total coke whore.
803
00:41:19,399 --> 00:41:20,639
[GRUNTING]
804
00:41:23,028 --> 00:41:24,143
[LAUGHS]
805
00:41:24,237 --> 00:41:25,352
Should I puke?
806
00:41:25,447 --> 00:41:28,405
Not unless you can puke
up your entire bloodstream.
807
00:41:28,492 --> 00:41:29,903
[LAUGHS]
808
00:41:29,993 --> 00:41:31,108
Oh, my God, man.
809
00:41:31,203 --> 00:41:34,115
-That is strong drugs.
-I know. I hope you don't die.
810
00:41:34,372 --> 00:41:35,578
-Oh, my God!
-If you do,
811
00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:39,465
your heart is gonna be pumping so hard
it'll probably bring you back to life.
812
00:41:41,337 --> 00:41:43,453
-Where did he go?
-Buckle up, fucklehead!
813
00:41:43,964 --> 00:41:45,079
[LAUGHS]
814
00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:46,505
[CAR HONKING]
815
00:41:57,769 --> 00:41:59,180
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
816
00:42:01,564 --> 00:42:02,599
[DOOR CLOSES]
817
00:42:06,236 --> 00:42:07,226
SHIV: Hi.
818
00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:10,646
-Hello, Pinky.
-Hello.
819
00:42:11,533 --> 00:42:14,650
-I'm glad you kept the date.
-Well, family.
820
00:42:16,787 --> 00:42:18,118
How was the play?
821
00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:21,581
Oh, you know, people
pretending to be people.
822
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:22,953
[CHUCKLES]
823
00:42:23,127 --> 00:42:24,834
How are the wedding arrangements?
824
00:42:25,587 --> 00:42:26,827
Very exciting.
825
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,547
Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter.
826
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,336
So you saw the interview.
827
00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,000
They told me.
828
00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:35,553
You came after the man's wife.
829
00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,050
Mmm... They said.
830
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:39,972
You're okay with that?
831
00:42:41,102 --> 00:42:44,936
Tell him not to speak about
my family, not on my network,
832
00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:49,812
not on any network,
ever again, or I'll end him.
833
00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:53,228
Oh, silence the man who
says you're stifling dissent.
834
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:56,192
I'm a bad father? How dare he.
835
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:59,237
He's a bad fucking
husband. He killed his wife.
836
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:03,621
Oh, come on. Dad. What if
the acquisitions you're making
837
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,333
are actually bad for the country?
838
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:07,967
Oh, meh, meh, meh. He's
using you. Can't you see it?
839
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:11,791
Don't let any of the bullshit
overshadow your wedding.
840
00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:14,841
The wedding? The fucking
wedding? I don't give a shit.
841
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,025
Oh, Siobhan, come on.
Stop screwing around.
842
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:20,212
I want to talk about you properly.
843
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,588
Come in.
844
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,965
I'm tired of this.
845
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,217
You have potential.
846
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,346
I've always thought
you were the smartest.
847
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,991
Oh, so that's why you tried
Kendall and Roman first.
848
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:36,435
You know what? I am the smartest.
849
00:43:37,530 --> 00:43:39,237
Which is why I can see through you
850
00:43:39,324 --> 00:43:41,674
and this transparent
little offer to buy me off.
851
00:43:42,118 --> 00:43:44,405
I've always tried to do
right by you, Siobhan.
852
00:43:44,954 --> 00:43:45,989
And maybe...
853
00:43:47,665 --> 00:43:48,815
Maybe I shouldn't have.
854
00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:52,367
Maybe I should just
let them come for you.
855
00:43:52,962 --> 00:43:54,577
-Like who?
-Like...
856
00:43:55,923 --> 00:43:57,129
I don't know.
857
00:43:58,175 --> 00:43:59,665
But I hear things.
858
00:44:03,847 --> 00:44:05,178
Are you threatening me?
859
00:44:06,183 --> 00:44:07,389
Absolutely not.
860
00:44:07,851 --> 00:44:10,270
If this is the way things are
gonna go, then fuck off, Dad.
861
00:44:10,354 --> 00:44:13,142
Then I'm truly sorry.
862
00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:26,362
So, in terms of Shiv,
where I've landed is, uh...
863
00:44:26,452 --> 00:44:28,996
I'm maybe just gonna ask
for a handy. Think that's okay?
864
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,449
Don't pre-rationalize. You get
off, you eat the shame for dessert.
865
00:44:38,755 --> 00:44:39,961
Wait. Her? That one?
866
00:44:40,048 --> 00:44:43,666
Yeah. We were talking for 20
minutes about financial derivatives,
867
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,261
-and she just asked me.
-Oh, my God!
868
00:44:45,345 --> 00:44:47,837
Holy shit! Dad would
go fucking nuts for her.
869
00:44:47,931 --> 00:44:49,638
-You should do it.
-Yeah?
870
00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:51,974
Fuck, yeah! I'd be
all over that. I'd, like...
871
00:44:52,435 --> 00:44:54,176
I'd fucking...
872
00:44:55,062 --> 00:44:56,143
Ah!
873
00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:57,220
Fuck.
874
00:44:58,232 --> 00:44:59,643
Okay, well... Hmm.
875
00:45:01,277 --> 00:45:03,188
I need something. Do you have a Smint?
876
00:45:03,529 --> 00:45:05,065
-What?
-Do you have a Smint?
877
00:45:05,155 --> 00:45:07,567
No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz.
878
00:45:11,036 --> 00:45:13,494
-Okay. Okay.
-Yeah. Okay.
879
00:45:18,251 --> 00:45:19,241
Champagne?
880
00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:23,120
-WOMAN: Bye.
-Bye.
881
00:45:33,474 --> 00:45:36,184
STEWART: Gotta get into PR.
That's where the real fucking money...
882
00:45:36,268 --> 00:45:39,145
Do you think now would be a good
time to sit down with the old fart?
883
00:45:39,229 --> 00:45:41,436
Did you see that fucking guy jerking off
884
00:45:41,523 --> 00:45:42,941
near the fucking hors d'oeuvres?
885
00:45:43,025 --> 00:45:45,562
-Dude, that's a fucking health hazard.
-Uh, no.
886
00:45:45,652 --> 00:45:47,111
When do you think I can talk to him?
887
00:45:47,195 --> 00:45:48,905
I'd really love to secure
something to take home.
888
00:45:48,989 --> 00:45:51,777
Uh-huh. Ro-Ro, can you
just be fucking cool, man?
889
00:45:51,867 --> 00:45:52,982
Maybe get a slider.
890
00:45:53,076 --> 00:45:56,425
Ask if you can stick your finger
up someone's ass, all right, buddy?
891
00:45:56,662 --> 00:45:57,652
Jesus.
892
00:45:57,747 --> 00:46:00,739
Hey! Fuck you! I'm not your little pet
893
00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:02,876
that you get to kick
around. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
894
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,917
-Excuse me, space suit.
-Bro.
895
00:46:05,546 --> 00:46:07,297
You think that I can't
make your life difficult,
896
00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:08,792
but word in the right ear,
897
00:46:08,925 --> 00:46:10,509
and I could be your
migraine, motherfucker.
898
00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:13,301
I came here to talk to
the old man on your word,
899
00:46:13,387 --> 00:46:14,502
so make it happen.
900
00:46:15,347 --> 00:46:16,883
-Okay.
-Yeah?
901
00:46:16,973 --> 00:46:18,338
-All right.
-Cool.
902
00:46:22,354 --> 00:46:23,389
[ROMAN GRUNTS]
903
00:46:26,399 --> 00:46:28,731
I tried to hide, but it finds you.
904
00:46:29,361 --> 00:46:31,477
Wherever you hide, the party finds you.
905
00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:35,613
Sir, this is your final warning.
906
00:46:35,699 --> 00:46:38,031
Absolutely. Got it.
907
00:46:38,327 --> 00:46:39,411
Wait. What's happening?
908
00:46:39,495 --> 00:46:42,455
Your friend here keeps telling
people he's in love with them,
909
00:46:42,539 --> 00:46:44,165
and it's making people uncomfortable.
910
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:46,286
My bad. Mixed messages.
911
00:46:46,377 --> 00:46:49,745
It's just we share such strong
feelings about gut bacteria.
912
00:46:50,756 --> 00:46:52,257
I think I got the wrong end of the stick.
913
00:46:52,341 --> 00:46:53,331
Watch him.
914
00:46:56,678 --> 00:46:58,089
Maybe I should go apologize.
915
00:46:58,179 --> 00:46:59,465
Give her a hug.
916
00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:02,760
Oh, my God, dude!
917
00:47:02,850 --> 00:47:04,716
That was insane!
918
00:47:04,811 --> 00:47:06,722
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah. Me and this girl,
919
00:47:06,813 --> 00:47:09,350
we go into this side room
and we start making out,
920
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,728
and then I'm touching her
and then she goes down on me,
921
00:47:13,194 --> 00:47:15,560
and then I splooge in her mouth, and...
922
00:47:15,654 --> 00:47:16,769
I know! I know!
923
00:47:16,863 --> 00:47:18,445
And get this. She kisses me
924
00:47:18,532 --> 00:47:21,149
and puts it back in my
mouth, and I swallow.
925
00:47:22,661 --> 00:47:23,742
Which, the cum?
926
00:47:23,996 --> 00:47:26,078
I know. So hot!
927
00:47:26,289 --> 00:47:27,905
You swallowed your own load?
928
00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:31,746
Yeah, I heard of it, but I didn't
know it actually happened.
929
00:47:32,170 --> 00:47:33,630
I haven't heard about it before.
930
00:47:33,714 --> 00:47:34,829
I have. It's a thing.
931
00:47:34,923 --> 00:47:37,922
There's a word for it. I can't
remember what it is right now.
932
00:47:39,844 --> 00:47:41,084
So fucking hot.
933
00:47:45,391 --> 00:47:46,973
When are we allowed to go home?
934
00:47:47,059 --> 00:47:48,390
We have cars at 5:00.
935
00:47:51,522 --> 00:47:53,763
Greg, I'm having the time of my life.
936
00:47:53,858 --> 00:47:55,348
This is nightmarish.
937
00:48:06,494 --> 00:48:08,394
You ready for your bachelorette party?
938
00:48:09,122 --> 00:48:10,414
They were out of marine uniforms,
939
00:48:10,498 --> 00:48:13,206
so I've come dressed
as a political consultant.
940
00:48:21,925 --> 00:48:22,960
Relax.
941
00:48:23,469 --> 00:48:24,834
This isn't real.
942
00:48:27,389 --> 00:48:30,598
It's becoming real, which
might be a problem for us.
943
00:48:35,064 --> 00:48:36,303
Uh...
944
00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:38,479
Can I stay?
945
00:48:39,734 --> 00:48:42,817
But with you as a human
dog just at the foot of the bed?
946
00:48:45,114 --> 00:48:46,320
I love you, Kenny.
947
00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:50,570
I love you too, man.
948
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:51,704
Ah, I'm trying to find this girl,
949
00:48:51,788 --> 00:48:53,539
but I think she's trying to hide from me.
950
00:48:53,623 --> 00:48:55,624
Listen, is there another room,
uh, you know, for humping?
951
00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:57,163
'Cause I also lost Roman.
952
00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:58,536
Fuck Roman.
953
00:48:58,627 --> 00:49:01,619
Oh, yeah, well, you know, he
was asking about the dog pound,
954
00:49:01,713 --> 00:49:03,420
and he got kind of riled up.
955
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:05,407
-Is he still talking about that?
-Yeah.
956
00:49:05,717 --> 00:49:07,628
-It's pathetic.
-Uh... Yeah.
957
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,005
He enjoyed it, right?
958
00:49:09,096 --> 00:49:10,131
Oh, yeah!
959
00:49:10,222 --> 00:49:13,635
-I mean, you did too.
-You know, just messing around.
960
00:49:13,725 --> 00:49:15,887
Yeah, just messing
around. Dad's theory was
961
00:49:15,977 --> 00:49:18,843
you got two fighting dogs,
you send the weak one away,
962
00:49:18,938 --> 00:49:21,773
you punish the weak one, then
everyone knows the hierarchy,
963
00:49:21,857 --> 00:49:24,440
then everyone's happy. So away he went.
964
00:49:24,944 --> 00:49:26,480
I gotta keep looking. Okay.
965
00:49:26,904 --> 00:49:30,738
Hi! Hey, may I ask you,
where were you on 9/11?
966
00:49:31,367 --> 00:49:33,734
You know what, uh... Never mind.
967
00:49:34,245 --> 00:49:36,202
[MUSIC PLAYING]
968
00:49:39,624 --> 00:49:40,910
Listen, Sandy.
969
00:49:42,252 --> 00:49:44,835
I appreciate your
offer. I'm not getting out.
970
00:49:47,674 --> 00:49:51,212
Okay. Well, if you think
you have to tell your father
971
00:49:51,302 --> 00:49:53,213
and get back in with him, then I...
972
00:49:53,304 --> 00:49:54,294
Keep your money.
973
00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,389
Keep your money, bring me in.
974
00:49:59,143 --> 00:50:02,306
We do this properly. We
go fuck my dad together.
975
00:50:03,564 --> 00:50:05,475
-Uh-huh.
-Takeover.
976
00:50:06,150 --> 00:50:07,936
Leveraged buyout. Hostile.
977
00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:11,815
That's a dual stock situation.
That's not gonna be straightforward.
978
00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:14,522
Price in the toilet,
shareholders are pissed.
979
00:50:15,826 --> 00:50:17,825
You and me could force him to the table.
980
00:50:19,537 --> 00:50:22,737
-What about the rest of your family?
-Fuck the rest of my family.
981
00:50:22,915 --> 00:50:25,247
-Easy to say.
-No one has a clue but me.
982
00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,412
I know what to do. I see it all.
983
00:50:28,379 --> 00:50:33,124
We take it apart. Fuck local
TV, newspapers, parks...
984
00:50:34,218 --> 00:50:36,710
We bulldoze the whole fucking shantytown.
985
00:50:37,345 --> 00:50:39,045
We just keep the juiciest morsels,
986
00:50:39,681 --> 00:50:41,140
turn the thing from a
pod of rotting whales
987
00:50:41,224 --> 00:50:42,760
into one bastard great white.
988
00:50:43,685 --> 00:50:46,268
-What's your end?
-CEO.
989
00:50:46,813 --> 00:50:49,475
I'm the only one who knows
the architecture. Okay?
990
00:50:49,566 --> 00:50:51,557
The emotional corporate architecture.
991
00:50:51,651 --> 00:50:54,439
Well, I could like it.
Stewy might not like it.
992
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:55,860
Fuck Stewy.
993
00:50:56,489 --> 00:50:59,038
Stewy will follow the money
like a dog in a cartoon.
994
00:50:59,408 --> 00:51:01,058
And you sure you got the stomach?
995
00:51:01,911 --> 00:51:03,026
Yeah.
996
00:51:05,164 --> 00:51:06,325
I'm good.
997
00:51:24,974 --> 00:51:26,635
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
998
00:51:34,943 --> 00:51:36,104
Tom.
999
00:51:36,986 --> 00:51:38,441
-MARCIA: Oh!
-Oh.
1000
00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:39,563
Sorry to wake you.
1001
00:51:39,655 --> 00:51:43,114
-Oh, hey. Is, uh, everything okay?
-No.
1002
00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:45,524
He couldn't catch his breath.
1003
00:51:46,203 --> 00:51:50,117
Listen, we've been advised,
and we are really sorry,
1004
00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:54,541
but I don't think it's a good idea
for him to come to the wedding.
1005
00:51:57,172 --> 00:51:59,503
-Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible.
-Shiv.
1006
00:52:02,176 --> 00:52:03,587
He really is sorry.
1007
00:52:05,972 --> 00:52:07,178
Yeah, me too.
1008
00:52:08,224 --> 00:52:10,181
Okay, bye.
1009
00:52:16,649 --> 00:52:17,639
You okay?
1010
00:52:19,276 --> 00:52:21,984
Yeah. I'm great. That's
two less wedding dinners
1011
00:52:22,070 --> 00:52:23,920
for the caterers to have to organize.
1012
00:52:24,739 --> 00:52:25,900
[NATHANIEL SIGHS]
1013
00:52:34,874 --> 00:52:36,035
I don't know, Nate.
1014
00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:37,499
[SIGHS]
1015
00:52:39,878 --> 00:52:41,039
I don't fucking know.
1016
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,175
[TAPPING]
1017
00:52:51,807 --> 00:52:53,683
ROMAN: And I would
be your point man on this,
1018
00:52:53,767 --> 00:52:56,167
so you would not have
to deal direct with my dad.
1019
00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:59,307
So, if we could find a price...
1020
00:53:01,649 --> 00:53:02,980
But there's potential?
1021
00:53:03,067 --> 00:53:04,307
It could happen.
1022
00:53:05,361 --> 00:53:06,726
Well, fuck, I'm excited.
1023
00:53:06,821 --> 00:53:09,188
This is great. This is pure upside.
1024
00:53:09,282 --> 00:53:10,943
-Thank you.
-Awesome, dude.
1025
00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:15,531
Let's jerk him around for
a bit, then throw him back.
1026
00:53:17,582 --> 00:53:19,242
This fucking family.
1027
00:53:20,334 --> 00:53:22,291
Oh, hey! Come on.
1028
00:53:22,377 --> 00:53:23,492
How's it going?
1029
00:53:31,178 --> 00:53:32,259
What?
1030
00:53:36,475 --> 00:53:38,216
Are you psyching me out?
1031
00:53:48,152 --> 00:53:49,768
I'm fucking terrified.
1032
00:53:51,697 --> 00:53:52,687
Asshole!
1033
00:53:56,911 --> 00:53:58,026
Shit.
1034
00:53:58,912 --> 00:54:02,062
If the car doesn't come soon,
I'm just gonna swim home, I think.
1035
00:54:02,415 --> 00:54:04,865
CONNOR: Greg tells me
you swallowed your own load.
1036
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:08,793
Yeah, it was... Yeah. It was pretty wild.
1037
00:54:10,507 --> 00:54:12,341
It's cool, though, 'cause
it's like I didn't cheat,
1038
00:54:12,425 --> 00:54:14,666
'cause all the sperm
stayed in my own body.
1039
00:54:14,761 --> 00:54:16,361
Like a closed-loop system. So...
1040
00:54:18,348 --> 00:54:19,681
It'd be really nice to see Shiv.
1041
00:54:19,765 --> 00:54:22,757
Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you.
1042
00:54:22,935 --> 00:54:24,221
I love you so much.
1043
00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:26,187
What's happening? Where's the car?
1044
00:54:26,271 --> 00:54:27,602
Arriving in five.
1045
00:54:27,856 --> 00:54:31,520
Congratulations, Tom. I hear
you swallowed your own load.
1046
00:54:33,153 --> 00:54:34,359
Yeah, I did.
1047
00:54:34,446 --> 00:54:36,196
It's been a really wonderful night.
1048
00:54:37,032 --> 00:54:39,113
I would love a chicken pot pie.
1049
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,190
Thank you.
1050
00:54:40,535 --> 00:54:42,151
Okay, honey, bye.
1051
00:54:53,631 --> 00:54:55,167
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1052
00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:56,669
Hey, Shiv!
1053
00:54:57,135 --> 00:54:58,170
I'm home!
1054
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:00,174
Still got both my eyebrows!
1055
00:55:00,262 --> 00:55:02,094
-Oh, hi!
-Hey.
1056
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:04,046
Hey, you're back already.
1057
00:55:05,016 --> 00:55:07,974
God, I missed you,
honey. God, I missed you.
1058
00:55:08,603 --> 00:55:10,264
-I missed you.
-How was it?
1059
00:55:10,897 --> 00:55:12,683
-Which... The party?
-Yeah.
1060
00:55:12,774 --> 00:55:13,980
It was a blast.
1061
00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:15,432
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1062
00:55:15,527 --> 00:55:18,360
So what happened?
1063
00:55:20,156 --> 00:55:21,146
[LAUGHS]
1064
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,028
You know, just, like, this and that.
1065
00:55:24,702 --> 00:55:26,363
Usual. Normal stuff.
1066
00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:27,785
Specifically what, Tom?
1067
00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,700
Wait, what? No. Shiv, you...
1068
00:55:34,253 --> 00:55:35,618
I thought you said...
1069
00:55:36,547 --> 00:55:38,254
Oh, honey, I'm shitting you.
1070
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,670
Oh, my God, okay.
1071
00:55:39,757 --> 00:55:41,293
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1072
00:55:41,634 --> 00:55:43,184
Oh, it's good to have you back.
1073
00:55:54,355 --> 00:55:57,723
Yeah, Frank. Those
girls from the art thing,
1074
00:55:58,193 --> 00:56:00,642
I want you to put the
word around they're junkies,
1075
00:56:01,028 --> 00:56:04,487
they're sluts, they're shooting
seed capital straight into their arms.
1076
00:56:05,991 --> 00:56:06,981
Let's sink them.
1077
00:56:11,497 --> 00:56:13,738
[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
1078
00:56:34,727 --> 00:56:36,638
Gentlemen, shall we?
1079
00:56:39,023 --> 00:56:40,262
My man.
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