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Hello, America. I'm Sage Ruth. And I'm Sophia Locke. And we're America's

favorite mother -stepson duo, reporting the news you missed last week.

Hi, I'm Jaden Marcos. Good morning. I'm Erin Everhart.

And we are America's favorite mother -stepson duo.

Reporting on what you missed last week.

Hello, America. Today we are giving you the news as a duo that's actually good

at their job and can deliver the news without constantly just stuttering.

My son and I both have our master's degrees. Are your other newscasters

-educated? Hmm, I wonder.

She said we're uneducated.

She said what? Mother, we're live.

Well, at least I have a son who actually loves me.

Mother, we're live.

Back to you, George.

Fuck you, bitch.

Mother, remember, we're on the air.

Of course.

On to David with the weather.

I'm so tired of our mother's feud.

Like, it just needs to stop. It's going to get the station canceled.

Tell me about it.

Just hearing my mom talk smack on your mom all the time.

Dude, I just can't take it anymore. What even caused this?

I don't know. Do you? I just felt that the letters we wrote for each other's

moms are going to work. Like, I don't know what it's going to do if it

I mean, it has to, right?

Yeah.

Well,

I do have to say, Erin, that I am kind of surprised that you're here, but

have a seat.

I'm not upset about it.

Yeah, I thought that we really needed to talk after I received your letter.

What letter are you talking about?

You wrote me a letter apologizing.

I didn't write anything.

I didn't either. I don't know what this is. This isn't me.

This is my son's handwriting.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yep. This is my son's handwriting.

Those boys.

Boys. How?

I guess they were trying to get us together to talk about this.

He has been complaining to me about it a lot recently.

Yep. Mine has, too, I guess.

I guess they're kind of tired of this. But, I mean, they might have a point. It

might be time to squash this thing, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I can't even remember what started it. It's been going on for so long.

Yeah, what was our first fight even about? I mean, we were so close in

and then something happened, I guess. Yeah, we were so close.

Yeah. I mean, do you remember that one party?

They were really fucking close that time. Yeah, we did. That was pretty

actually. So, yeah, this is silly, right?

Yeah, it really is. Yeah, God.

I have no idea why I was ever jealous of you. I mean, you didn't even need my

help to be successful.

That's really nice of you to say. I mean, I will say I'm married now, and

happy, but I don't really have a lot of friends.

Yeah, I'm married.

And that's why we should be more mature, quit this feud.

And, yeah, it really is hard to find friends.

But, yeah, I think I'd like to be friends again.

I would, too. I think that we could grow close again.

Yeah.

Or even, I don't know, maybe a little closer than friends.

That sounds really fun to me.

It's like riding a bike just how I remember

Let's just get this off right here.

Oh

wow.

Oh my god.

Even lingerie is beautiful.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No, no.

Oh my God.

I'm so tired.

Just like that guys.

even more handsome in person. Jaden, get in here.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

We're stopping this right here.

Jaden, we're going home.

What? I don't want to go home right now.

Wait, they seem pretty happy to be here.

What are we even supposed to do with that?

I mean, we just want y 'all to fix the feud y 'all have.

Yeah, you know.

physical therapy, I think we should be doing with our son.

Sure, but wait. I mean, what if we, like, switch it up, right? Like, you

be with my son, and I could be with David, right? That would work.

That's definitely quite unusual.

I'm not so sure about that.

Well, honestly, Sage and I use physical expressions. and sexuality to work

through our stuff all the time. It's really not that strange.

What? Are you serious?

Yeah. I can't believe that.

I mean, yeah, I don't see what the problem is. Like, we could just, you

figure this out, right? Like, it would work.

You'd get into it?

Yeah. I guess it could maybe be worth a try if you think it'll help us to end

our feud.

I think so.

You know, honestly, it would get us closer together and closer with each

Okay,

then. Why not?

Okay, great.

Wait. Nuh -uh, boys. Do not get too excited, okay? This is going to be a

apology. You understand me?

Yes, yes.

All right, Sage, get in Mommy's favorite position.

Yes, Mother.

Show your friend.

This is gonna be fun.

And then you just sit down.

Is that okay?

Here, it feels even better if you turn around like this.

Mommy's watching you.

Yeah, is that right?

Uh -huh.

Is that true, Mom? I think she wants you.

But he's my son. Wouldn't that be wrong?

No, I mean, I think we should switch.

Okay, really?

Yeah.

I guess.

Uh -huh.

I mean, it's okay, right? If you just sit down slowly.

Here.

I really think I should.

Are you sure?

I promise.

It's so good.

Just so mommy likes it.

for to do. I mean, you haven't even touched your son's cock yet.

Um, but I, are you sure I can do that? I'm not.

You know what? It's okay. We can, we can switch back for a minute, right?

Yeah. I think that sounds like a good plan.

Yeah.

You're right, sucking my son's cock was a good idea.

I'm really good at this.

Wow.

I don't

know.

You know what I think we should try?

I think you should touch your son's cock.

Are you sure that's okay?

Well, yeah. You would be the best mother -son duo ever. This is the perfect way

to connect with your son.

Right?

I guess if you think it's okay.

Oh, I know it's okay.

Doesn't that feel good?

Uh -huh. And it's really big.

Yeah, your friend doesn't need a cock.

I mean, you could go further.

You know?

Really? It's okay?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

No one else will know.

It's not a mirror, right?

Taste your son's cock.

There we go.

Doesn't your mom look pretty in your cock?

Yeah, she does.

I'm going to try my son's cock.

Mm.

spot for it here oh fuck yeah

Come here, boys.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

I love tasting both our sons' cocks.

HOO!

feeling good why don't you come fuck my son okay

Yeah.

Oh, son,

you're doing such a good job.

Mommy's so proud of you.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. Look at that pussy. Good boy.

Uh -huh.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, I want to feel your sins cut.

really fill your mom's list.

So big and sad, my little puppy.

And the stampede therapy is working.

Oh, my God.

You're some shirkin' fuck.

Wow.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, take my son's cock.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

This is all so fun.

Well, we should have a happy ending, right? This is fun. Yeah, we really

You should fuck your son.

Whoa. No, we've only ever gone as far as a blowjob. I can't go that far. But

it's not weird, remember?

It's totally cool.

I did say that.

Yeah, I did. I mean...

I guess I suppose if we've gone this far.

Yeah. Right? I mean. Yeah.

Might as well go all the way.

I guess if you think that. Oh, come on. You can fuck your son. All right, Sage.

Fuck your mother. Come on.

Yes.

There. This way.

You can fuck both of them.

Uh -huh.

All right. Put it in, Mommy.

Oh, my God.

You should have done the tutor.

Oh, my son's cock feels so good.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.

Mom. Yeah.

Yeah. You like fucking mommy, is that right? Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yes, you're right.

This is what we should be doing.

Oh, my God.

That's my boy.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, yes, please take my son's cot.

Oh,

yes,

give it to me.

Oh, you really raised him right, didn't you?

That's right, son. Put her nice and warm.

Mm -hmm.

You want to feel mommy again? Yeah.

Great. Oh, that's what I need.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Fuck. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, yes. That fits so nicely in mommy. Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hey, do you want to make mommy come?

Uh -huh. Yeah, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Fucking good boy. Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow. Wow.

I think there's only one thing that can make this even better.

What? You fucking your son.

I mean, I guess I made you fuck your son.

Yeah,

we want to finish this feud, right?

We really do.

Sit down, Sam.

Uh -huh.

Fuck. Yes, I need my son's coffee, my pussy, yes.

Fuck. Oh, that's nice and deep, sweetie.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, that's my good boy. Fuck.

Oh,

I had no idea you were so good at this.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes. Fuck yes. Just like that. Oh my God.

See, doesn't it feel good?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, good boy.

Oh, yes,

just like that. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes. There we go.

are pretty good at talking.

I still can't find my mom's tape. There it is.

Oh, good.

I don't care. I don't care.

Yes.

I need more.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Oh,

wow. This is so good.

It looks so good.

He feels so good, right?

He feels so good.

Better than his father.

Oh, my God. Same.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Oh, son, you're doing such a good job.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Wait.

I want to take your picture with you in the car.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Come on, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

That's right.

Give mommy a come.

That's my good boy.

True? Yeah. True.

That's so silly, right?

Boy landed the feud.

Now, wait a second, boys.

About those letters.

He did it.