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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,231 --> 00:00:02,982 You guys excited to hit the cemetery 2 00:00:02,982 --> 00:00:05,276 for Día de los Muertos? 3 00:00:05,985 --> 00:00:07,820 Don't do that. You're gonna get canceled. 4 00:00:09,489 --> 00:00:10,990 But yes, so excited. 5 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:13,243 It's my first big hang with Breana's crew. 6 00:00:13,243 --> 00:00:15,119 They're basically "the cool girls." 7 00:00:15,119 --> 00:00:16,913 You mean the other mean girls? 8 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:18,540 We're working on a rebrand. 9 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:20,875 Carter, Carter! 10 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,835 How did you get roped into chaperoning 11 00:00:22,835 --> 00:00:26,047 your sister's terrifying little coven for Halloween? 12 00:00:26,047 --> 00:00:28,383 I didn't. I'm going with Lily and the boys. 13 00:00:28,383 --> 00:00:31,594 Or as I call them, the Three Bro-sketeers. 14 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:33,471 The Bro-man Empire. 15 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:34,889 The Virgins. 16 00:00:36,641 --> 00:00:39,435 See, this is why I have to avoid Carter. 17 00:00:39,435 --> 00:00:41,688 He can't embarrass me in front of Breana. 18 00:00:41,688 --> 00:00:44,190 She made a grown man cry with an eye roll. 19 00:00:45,608 --> 00:00:47,485 It was inspiring. 20 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:49,320 I'd say you can't hang out with her, 21 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,030 but I don't want her mad at me either. 22 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,115 Now, go finish getting ready. 23 00:00:52,115 --> 00:00:53,449 Both your carpools will be here any minute. 24 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:57,912 And I'm gonna go try on the vampire costume I ordered. 25 00:00:57,912 --> 00:00:59,163 -Mm-hmm? -[hisses and growls] 26 00:01:00,498 --> 00:01:01,833 [imitating vampire] I want to suck-- 27 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,084 Stop! Mission accomplished. 28 00:01:03,918 --> 00:01:05,253 [knocking] 29 00:01:06,379 --> 00:01:09,215 -Hey, how are you? -Hello. Mwah! 30 00:01:09,215 --> 00:01:10,883 Is this the, uh, trick or treat bowl? 31 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:12,135 Three crumpled-up wrappers, 32 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:14,262 and a sign that says, "Take one, Piggy." 33 00:01:16,097 --> 00:01:18,558 Doing my part to combat childhood diabetes. 34 00:01:20,184 --> 00:01:23,896 Nope. We are greeting trick-or-treaters the right way. 35 00:01:23,896 --> 00:01:26,190 Matt Parker's not getting egged on my watch. 36 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:28,568 Nobody can afford to throw eggs anymore, Eve. 37 00:01:30,194 --> 00:01:31,904 You did a whole bag of candy? 38 00:01:31,904 --> 00:01:33,531 No, no, that's just my stuff. 39 00:01:33,531 --> 00:01:35,992 Riley said she and the kids were having sleepovers tonight, 40 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,702 so I thought we could have one, too. 41 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:41,247 -Oh, yeah, sleepover. Good. Great, great, great. -Yeah. Yeah. 42 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:43,499 Got my toothbrush, my PJs, Gas-X. 43 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:46,502 [awkward laugh] 44 00:01:46,502 --> 00:01:48,212 Probably should have kept that last one to myself. 45 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:51,966 [♪ rock theme playing] 46 00:01:55,303 --> 00:01:57,013 [tires screeching] 47 00:02:02,643 --> 00:02:04,228 Once my Princess Leia shows up, 48 00:02:04,228 --> 00:02:06,689 we're going to be a shoo-in for the couple's costume contest. 49 00:02:07,523 --> 00:02:09,191 Gonna miss my original partner, though. 50 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,235 Pfft, not me. I can't believe 51 00:02:11,235 --> 00:02:13,196 I let you talk me into being bank robbers last year. 52 00:02:15,531 --> 00:02:17,325 You had fun, I got pulled over twice. 53 00:02:24,082 --> 00:02:26,334 What happened to your vampire costume? 54 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,419 Uh, it was basically fangs and a thong. 55 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:31,422 It was clearly for 21-year-olds who have no shame. 56 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:35,051 Should have come with a bottle of tequila and a UTI test. 57 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:38,471 So you decided to come as an alcoholic sloth? 58 00:02:39,555 --> 00:02:41,182 I'm a mama bear. 59 00:02:41,182 --> 00:02:42,725 [scoffs] 60 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:45,353 It made more sense when my kids dressed as cubs. 61 00:02:45,353 --> 00:02:47,647 But looking sexy on Halloween is played out, right? 62 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:53,569 Or not. 63 00:02:53,569 --> 00:02:55,196 I'm so sorry I'm late. 64 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:57,740 I had to whip up a vampire costume at the last minute. 65 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:59,701 What about us being Han and Leia? 66 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:02,120 I'm sorry. I don't really get Star Trek. 67 00:03:04,872 --> 00:03:08,334 [forced laughter] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She meant Star Wars. 68 00:03:08,334 --> 00:03:10,628 She knows the difference. 69 00:03:10,628 --> 00:03:12,004 I've told her countless times. 70 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:16,050 Well, the important thing is Amelie looks amazing. 71 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,218 And she knows you watch those movies 72 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:18,803 and she's dating you anyway. 73 00:03:18,803 --> 00:03:22,598 So, how about Captain Solo smuggles over some shots 74 00:03:22,598 --> 00:03:24,726 and we make this an epic Halloween. 75 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,811 Okay. You're right. 76 00:03:26,811 --> 00:03:28,479 And we can still win as Han Solo 77 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:31,190 and, I guess, an OnlyFans vampire. 78 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:38,281 Oh, my God, is that girl checking out Gabe's ass? 79 00:03:38,614 --> 00:03:41,534 Um, I'm sure she's just looking at his blaster. 80 00:03:41,534 --> 00:03:43,953 -[scoffs] -That doesn't sound any better. 81 00:03:45,496 --> 00:03:47,165 I'm not above bitch-slapping a nun. 82 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:50,877 I think there might be eternal consequences to that. 83 00:03:52,253 --> 00:03:55,506 I'm, I'm, I'm joking, you know. Gabe's ass is perfect. 84 00:03:55,506 --> 00:03:56,716 She should look. 85 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:58,509 Everybody should look. 86 00:03:58,509 --> 00:03:59,761 [both chuckle awkwardly] 87 00:04:02,638 --> 00:04:03,973 -Yeah. -Uh... 88 00:04:03,973 --> 00:04:05,850 It's fun when I don't know what's real or not. 89 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:08,144 -[laughter trails off] -Ah... 90 00:04:10,188 --> 00:04:11,981 [♪ traditional music playing] 91 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:18,403 Hey, Lily, have you seen Carter? 92 00:04:18,403 --> 00:04:21,866 He's getting nachos with The Bro Bro Bro Your Boats. 93 00:04:21,866 --> 00:04:24,035 I really hope they find a better name. 94 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:25,244 Everything okay? 95 00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:28,414 Not really. 96 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:30,166 I think I'm gonna call my mom to pick me up. 97 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:33,002 Turns out the mean girls are mean. 98 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:35,838 Been there. 99 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:38,633 I got out my Ouija board, and Breana asked 100 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:41,886 if I was gonna talk to the ghost of 2017 101 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:43,596 because that's the last time my shoes were cool. 102 00:04:43,596 --> 00:04:45,014 Ugh! 103 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:46,641 Yeah, my Breana was named Rachel. 104 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:48,351 She was such a bully 105 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:50,853 and she just cracked a million followers on Instagram. 106 00:04:51,771 --> 00:04:54,398 Terrible person, great makeup tutorials. 107 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:58,319 Are you talking about Ra-Ra-Rachel? I follow her. 108 00:04:59,445 --> 00:05:01,697 Well, don't let Breana ruin your night. 109 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:05,535 You have a board that can talk to dead people, 110 00:05:05,535 --> 00:05:07,161 and you're in a cemetery. 111 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:09,789 And my grandma's buried in that mausoleum. 112 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,834 How about I tell Carter to meet you over there? 113 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,961 No, he's with his friends. 114 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:17,296 I'm sure the Bro Bro Bro Your Boats 115 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:19,340 have someone else who can burp the alphabet. 116 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,218 I can see why Carter likes you. 117 00:05:23,469 --> 00:05:25,179 Zero idea what you see in him. 118 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:28,766 ♪♪ 119 00:05:28,766 --> 00:05:29,892 Wow. 120 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:31,352 You all right with this? 121 00:05:31,352 --> 00:05:32,770 I mean, what kind of horror movie is this? 122 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,605 No building code in the world 123 00:05:34,605 --> 00:05:37,108 will allow you to put a breaker box in the attic. 124 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:42,488 Gosh, if only you had been there to mansplain city ordinances. 125 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:44,615 You live this far out in the woods without a generator, 126 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:47,118 you deserve to get killed with a stapler in the eye. 127 00:05:49,662 --> 00:05:52,248 So you think you'd be smart enough to outthink the slasher? 128 00:05:52,248 --> 00:05:54,000 Don't need to be smart. I got a gun. 129 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:56,794 -[doorbell rings] -[Eve gasps] 130 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:59,463 -More trick-or-treaters. -Give them raisins. 131 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:01,382 They'll spread the news and no one will come back. 132 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:05,219 Trick or treat. 133 00:06:05,219 --> 00:06:07,555 Aw, look how cute you guys are. 134 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:09,390 What's with the Woody costume? 135 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:12,184 Come on, kid, you gotta go as a space ranger! 136 00:06:14,562 --> 00:06:16,022 Space ranger! 137 00:06:20,234 --> 00:06:22,194 All right, it's 9:30. Cut the lights. 138 00:06:22,194 --> 00:06:25,031 Because after this, it's just gonna be teenagers with no costumes. 139 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:26,616 It's just polite mugging now. 140 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:30,828 All right, why don't you and I go upstairs 141 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:33,164 and treat ourselves to some adult fun? 142 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:38,085 How about we stay downstairs and have some fun on this couch? 143 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,213 Watching the rest of the movie. 144 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:47,219 -Really? Are you okay? -Yeah. 145 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:49,513 The ugly best friend hasn't been killed yet. 146 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:52,141 ♪♪ 147 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:00,858 Okay, focus. Don't bruise my cornea like last time. 148 00:07:00,858 --> 00:07:02,568 Although it was cool to know that I could pull off an eye patch. 149 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:06,572 -Oh, nothing but mouth! -Nice. 150 00:07:07,782 --> 00:07:08,866 Boink! 151 00:07:09,784 --> 00:07:11,994 [exaggerated laughter] 152 00:07:11,994 --> 00:07:14,705 I love that you two have so many inside jokes. 153 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:17,458 -Ah! -That's so fun. 154 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:20,086 Oh. Hey, is Stitch chatting up twins, 155 00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:21,796 or are these drinks hitting just right? 156 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,800 Hey! 157 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,385 Go wingman your boy. 158 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:29,303 Han Solo needs his Mr. Spock. 159 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,638 [chortles] 160 00:07:31,931 --> 00:07:33,683 They wouldn't even know each other. 161 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:37,061 So glad we all got to party together. 162 00:07:37,061 --> 00:07:38,688 Not that I haven't worn a costume 163 00:07:38,688 --> 00:07:40,815 and gotten wasted in my kitchen alone. 164 00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:42,108 Marriage was tough. 165 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:43,025 Oh. 166 00:07:45,152 --> 00:07:46,612 Ooh! 167 00:07:46,612 --> 00:07:49,073 Hey, um, can I ask you something? 168 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:50,408 Mm-hmm. They're real. 169 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:54,870 Oh! Wow. Good for you. 170 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:57,623 Um, anyone in here you've got your eye on? 171 00:07:57,623 --> 00:08:00,084 Oh. Not really. 172 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:01,919 Why can't guys wear a hot costume? 173 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:05,172 1990 Bon Jovi. 2025 Bon Jovi. 174 00:08:06,048 --> 00:08:07,508 I think I want to bone Bon Jovi. 175 00:08:09,176 --> 00:08:11,929 Okay, so Bon Jovi is your type. 176 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:14,056 Oh, I wouldn't say I have a type. 177 00:08:14,056 --> 00:08:15,891 I guess, uh, not on meth. 178 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:19,979 So, Gabe could be your type? 179 00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:22,857 What's that now? 180 00:08:22,857 --> 00:08:25,317 Well, I mean, you're both hot. 181 00:08:25,317 --> 00:08:28,154 You know, it seems like you've always had a little connection. 182 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:29,947 Why haven't you guys ever dated? 183 00:08:29,947 --> 00:08:32,867 Me and Gabe? We are just friends. 184 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:36,245 But no benefits other than the benefit of good fellowship. 185 00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:39,998 Okay. Whew. Cool. 186 00:08:39,998 --> 00:08:41,375 So cool. 187 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:44,170 Because otherwise I would have to slash your tires 188 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,297 and make your life a living hell. 189 00:08:46,297 --> 00:08:48,299 [♪ pop music playing in bar] 190 00:08:48,299 --> 00:08:50,885 Oh my God. Oh, I love this song! 191 00:08:52,094 --> 00:08:53,846 [♪ eerie music playing] 192 00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:02,146 All right, let's hurry up. This area is off-limits. 193 00:09:02,146 --> 00:09:04,065 If they catch us in here, we're dead meat. 194 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:06,776 No offense, dead meat. 195 00:09:08,944 --> 00:09:10,029 Found her. 196 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,448 Hey, Grandma. 197 00:09:13,282 --> 00:09:15,242 It's me, Carter. 198 00:09:15,242 --> 00:09:17,495 You might not recognize me with my mustache. 199 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:23,250 Grandma, if you can hear me, 200 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,461 first, I want to say that we love you 201 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:27,087 and we wish you were still here. 202 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:31,383 And we miss you extra tonight because you loved Halloween. 203 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:34,595 But we know you're watching over us all the time. 204 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:38,516 Well, hopefully not all the time. 205 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:44,230 Because... you know. 206 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:48,025 Wanna ask the first question? 207 00:09:50,152 --> 00:09:52,196 Okay, it's got to be something essential. 208 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,075 Grandma, will I be popular again? 209 00:09:58,202 --> 00:09:59,036 Seriously? 210 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:03,749 Don't you want to know, like, what's the meaning of life? 211 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:05,793 Uh, being popular. 212 00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:11,006 Grandma, will I be popular again? 213 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,218 [both] You moved it! 214 00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:16,554 It wasn't me. 215 00:10:18,055 --> 00:10:22,226 Grandma, if it really was you, give us a sign. 216 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:25,229 [haunting laughter echoing] 217 00:10:27,189 --> 00:10:28,148 Grandma? 218 00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:32,444 Grandma? Or evil undead Grandma? 219 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:35,030 [both scream] 220 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:37,950 [laughter] 221 00:10:41,287 --> 00:10:45,583 Halloween, or as the Celts called it, Sauin, 222 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,961 has its roots in the ancient Celtic harvest festival, 223 00:10:48,961 --> 00:10:51,172 which marks the start of winter. 224 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,173 Ooh. 225 00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:57,303 Dark time associated with death and spirits. 226 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,555 Spooky, man. 227 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,808 I mean, why go to bed so early when we can be excited 228 00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:06,061 by history down here, right? 229 00:11:06,061 --> 00:11:08,188 You know we don't have to-- 230 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,425 Eve? Eve? 231 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,678 [♪ eerie music playing] 232 00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:41,722 [soft footsteps] 233 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,308 [zipping] 234 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,019 Eve? 235 00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:52,107 Eve? 236 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:55,194 Hey! 237 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:56,695 -[phone rings] -Ooh! 238 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:03,410 Eve? Eve, is that you? 239 00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:05,663 Eve? 240 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,164 [Eve speaks raspily] Mattie! 241 00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,628 Eve, where are you? What's happening? 242 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,338 [Eve] I'm in your bedroom. 243 00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:19,510 So the call is coming from inside the house. 244 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:24,014 [Eve] The booty call is. 245 00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:39,905 Eve, you all right? 246 00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:43,450 You sounded like Batman with strep throat. 247 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,786 [♪ eerie music swells] 248 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:48,497 Eve? Eve? 249 00:12:48,497 --> 00:12:49,331 -[sighs] -Oh! 250 00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:54,211 God! What are you doing? 251 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:56,213 -I dropped my earring. -Oh, well, 252 00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:58,757 now that you're awake, come on downstairs. 253 00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:02,094 We can finish up the history of Halloween during prohibition. 254 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:07,224 Or... you join me in bed. 255 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,894 Ha, ha! 256 00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:13,814 Yeah. 257 00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:23,657 What? Am I in your spot? 258 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,909 No. No, no. 259 00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:28,328 Here's my-- Here's my spot right here. 260 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,459 Oh. Is this... 261 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,046 You know, I think I forgot 262 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,631 to put out milk and cookies for the Great Pumpkin. 263 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,093 ♪♪ 264 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,390 -Hey, can we talk about something? -Yeah. Sure. 265 00:13:49,641 --> 00:13:51,310 Did you hear that Dodge came out with a new V8 Hemi? 266 00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,521 Oh, you had another topic in mind. 267 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:58,275 [DJ] Hey, it's the DJ Gobby Goblin. 268 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:01,737 Gather around, 'cause it's time for the costume contest winners. 269 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:06,867 Looks like it's Han Solo and Lady Chewbacca! 270 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,577 [cheers and applause] 271 00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:10,496 What?! Whoa! 272 00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,290 Lady Chewbacca? 273 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,249 Oh, I see it. 274 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:18,796 It's a Halloween miracle. The winning streak continues. 275 00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:21,048 Suck it, hipsters, with your half-assed costumes! 276 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,843 We did it! Wow! 277 00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,053 Where is Amelie? 278 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,432 Um... 279 00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:31,392 -What is it? -Uh... 280 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:33,977 Nothing. Ha, ha. 281 00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,105 Just a bad night to take a gummy. 282 00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:38,107 ♪♪ 283 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,405 Hey. 284 00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:47,282 You want to tell me what's going on? 285 00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:49,451 Just getting some backup waters. 286 00:14:49,451 --> 00:14:51,578 Seems like you might be a spiller. 287 00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,125 Is it weird to have me spend the night here? 288 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,334 I didn't say that. 289 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,671 Yeah, but you're doing anything to not come to bed. 290 00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,464 Which is confusing, 291 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:05,509 because it's not like we haven't done the Monster Mash. 292 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:09,054 But at your house. I like going to your house. 293 00:15:10,848 --> 00:15:12,891 Except that cat giving me the stink eye. 294 00:15:12,891 --> 00:15:13,934 [hisses] 295 00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:17,437 It's not stink eye. I told you, Rudy has glaucoma. 296 00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:21,275 You know, as it turns out, you know... 297 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:25,237 you were on that side of the bed. Uh-- 298 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:26,905 It's a lot. 299 00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,408 Really snuck up on me. 300 00:15:30,742 --> 00:15:33,370 Hey, you want to make sure it's okay with her. 301 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,664 That would be impossible. 302 00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,958 Maybe not. 303 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,586 We could go over to the cemetery right now and talk to her. 304 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,088 Here's an idea, let's not do that. 305 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,341 ♪♪ 306 00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:50,345 A trophy, free beers, and burgers? 307 00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:51,722 This place knows how to treat two heroes 308 00:15:51,722 --> 00:15:52,973 of the Rebel Alliance. 309 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,894 I wish Amelie saw us win. 310 00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:59,605 Ugh, right! I wish I knew where she was right now. 311 00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:01,565 And if I locked my front door. 312 00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,569 Do you think Amelie and I are a good fit? 313 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,030 Like a straitjacket. 314 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,200 It doesn't matter what I think. 315 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,659 Yeah, it does. 316 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:13,911 I mean, if Chewy thought 317 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:16,663 that Han and Leia were a good match, he'd say... 318 00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,415 [growling] 319 00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:24,296 That's Wookie for, "Hell yeah, bro." 320 00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:28,091 Okay, if you really want to know what I think, here goes... 321 00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:29,343 [growling] 322 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:36,516 Did you get that? 323 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:38,852 [growling] 324 00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:43,649 That was, "Hell yeah, bro" again. 325 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:44,942 That's the only phrase I know. 326 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:45,943 Heh. 327 00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:47,694 Ah! 328 00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:51,657 [sighs] Can you guys pass the napkins? 329 00:16:51,657 --> 00:16:53,367 Some guy spilled sangria all over me. 330 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,370 Like Carrie, but more delicious. 331 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,664 [forced chuckle] Here. 332 00:16:58,664 --> 00:17:00,499 Wow, it is late. 333 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:03,293 I should go. A lot of crazy people out there. 334 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:05,419 A lot of crazy people in here. 335 00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,505 Talking about myself, 336 00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:10,050 certainly not you. Uh, happy Halloween. 337 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:12,219 I got a rock. Great pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Bye! 338 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:14,096 Wow. 339 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,682 Well, it's getting late. 340 00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:18,850 How about we hop in 341 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,644 your Millennium Falcon and 342 00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:22,229 head back to Hogwarts? 343 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:26,899 Oh, so close. Wow! 344 00:17:27,818 --> 00:17:29,027 Oh... 345 00:17:31,738 --> 00:17:33,156 You know, driving here, 346 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:35,158 I thought this was going to be a bad idea. 347 00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:38,412 But now that I'm here, I am certain this is a bad idea. 348 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,667 Come on. I think this could be good for you, and us. 349 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,918 Like that green smoothie that kept me 350 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,545 in the bathroom for four days? 351 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:50,299 Okay, here we go. 352 00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:56,763 Diane, this is Eve. Eve, this is weird. 353 00:17:58,223 --> 00:18:00,183 Hi, Diane. Nice to meet you. 354 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,687 Eve thought we should all meet. 355 00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:06,481 We're spending a lot of time together, and, um, 356 00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:09,609 I think you two would get along, 357 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,403 you know, you share a lot in common. 358 00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:15,282 You're both beautiful, wonderful women 359 00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,908 with terrible taste in men. 360 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:21,496 I'm sorry to bother you on Halloween. 361 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,833 I'm guessing that's like Coachella for spirits. 362 00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:28,587 Matt talks about you all the time, 363 00:18:29,838 --> 00:18:31,840 but you should know he's doing good. 364 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,967 And this may sound crazy, 365 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,136 but on some days [whispers] he's even happy. 366 00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,181 Kind of neutral. 367 00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:44,519 Eve and I really get along. 368 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,772 Even though I'm super chill and Matt... 369 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:49,191 is Matt. 370 00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:52,861 But I don't have to tell you that. 371 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,197 It's nice to meet you, Diane. 372 00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,456 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do. I just-- 373 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,169 I want you to be okay with this. 374 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:16,343 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 375 00:19:17,219 --> 00:19:18,804 What is it? 376 00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:22,224 Huh. Well, marigolds, 377 00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:25,352 uh, Diane's favorite flower. 378 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:29,523 Maybe this is her way of giving us her blessing? 379 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,025 Maybe it is. 380 00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,694 I think it is. 381 00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:37,989 Huh. 382 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:42,160 You know what? Why don't we just go back to my place tonight? 383 00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:44,704 Thanks. That's a good idea. 384 00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:45,747 Yeah. 385 00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:50,836 Although, the Monster Mash was a graveyard smash. 386 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:55,841 And she's very funny. 387 00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,843 ♪♪ 388 00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:02,514 So after I got back into the group, 389 00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:05,392 I slowly turned the girls on Breana and basically 390 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,977 became the new queen. 391 00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:08,812 I don't know if you're talking about preteens 392 00:20:08,812 --> 00:20:10,313 or the Game of Thrones. 393 00:20:12,149 --> 00:20:14,818 Lily Martinez and I swapped some spit. 394 00:20:14,818 --> 00:20:16,236 [all groan] 395 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:19,406 We used the same straw. Still counts. 396 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:21,533 [doorbell rings] 397 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:27,748 Hey, Riley. Hope we're not intruding. 398 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:28,790 [Matt] You are! 399 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,169 I found your ears. 400 00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,713 -Oh, and I got your nose! -Oh. 401 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,841 I don't know why I did that. 402 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,261 I hope I wasn't too weird last night. 403 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:44,556 I get a little spicy after my third shot, and I had six. 404 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,392 Isn't she the best? 405 00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:49,644 Well, I had two bacon-wrapped hot dogs 406 00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:52,147 from the street vendor outside, so we all had a crazy night. 407 00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:54,774 Well, we should get going. 408 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:56,985 -Bye, Riley. -Bye. 409 00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:58,361 -[Gabe] Awesome Halloween! -[♪ eerie music sting] 410 00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:11,041 Boy, Gabe's girlfriend's a real psycho, right? 411 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,043 ♪♪ 29411