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You guys excited
to hit the cemetery
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for D�a de los Muertos?
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Don't do that.
You're gonna get canceled.
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But yes, so excited.
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It's my first big hang
with Breana's crew.
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They're basically
"the cool girls."
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You mean
the other mean girls?
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We're working on a rebrand.
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Carter, Carter!
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How did you get roped
into chaperoning
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your sister's terrifying
little coven for Halloween?
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I didn't. I'm going
with Lily and the boys.
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Or as I call them,
the Three Bro-sketeers.
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The Bro-man Empire.
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The Virgins.
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See, this is why
I have to avoid Carter.
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He can't embarrass me
in front of Breana.
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She made a grown man cry
with an eye roll.
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It was inspiring.
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I'd say you can't
hang out with her,
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but I don't want her
mad at me either.
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Now, go finish getting ready.
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Both your carpools
will be here any minute.
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And I'm gonna go try on
the vampire costume I ordered.
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-Mm-hmm?
-[hisses and growls]
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[imitating vampire]
I want to suck-
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Stop! Mission accomplished.
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[knocking]
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-Hey, how are you?
-Hello. Mwah!
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Is this the, uh,
trick or treat bowl?
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Three crumpled-up wrappers,
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and a sign that says,
"Take one, Piggy."
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Doing my part to combat
childhood diabetes.
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Nope. We are greeting
trick-or-treaters the right way.
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Matt Parker's not
getting egged on my watch.
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Nobody can afford
to throw eggs anymore, Eve.
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You did a whole bag of candy?
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No, no, that's just my stuff.
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Riley said she and the kids
were having sleepovers tonight,
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so I thought
we could have one, too.
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-Oh, yeah, sleepover.
Good. Great, great, great. -Yeah. Yeah.
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Got my toothbrush,
my PJs, Gas-X.
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[awkward laugh]
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Probably should have kept
that last one to myself.
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[? rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Once my Princess Leia shows up,
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we're going to be a shoo-in for
the couple's costume contest.
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Gonna miss my
original partner, though.
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Pfft, not me. I can't believe
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I let you talk me into being
bank robbers last year.
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You had fun,
I got pulled over twice.
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What happened
to your vampire costume?
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Uh, it was basically
fangs and a thong.
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It was clearly for 21-year-olds
who have no shame.
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Should have come
with a bottle of tequila and a UTI test.
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So you decided to come
as an alcoholic sloth?
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I'm a mama bear.
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[scoffs]
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It made more sense
when my kids dressed as cubs.
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But looking sexy on Halloween
is played out, right?
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Or not.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I had to whip up a vampire
costume at the last minute.
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What about us
being Han and Leia?
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I'm sorry.
I don't really get Star Trek.
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[forced laughter]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She meant Star Wars.
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She knows the difference.
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I've told her
countless times.
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Well, the important thing is
Amelie looks amazing.
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And she knows you watch
those movies
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and she's dating you anyway.
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So, how about Captain Solo
smuggles over some shots
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and we make this
an epic Halloween.
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Okay. You're right.
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And we can still win
as Han Solo
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and, I guess,
an OnlyFans vampire.
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Oh, my God, is that girl
checking out Gabe's ass?
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Um, I'm sure she's just
looking at his blaster.
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-[scoffs]
-That doesn't sound any better.
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I'm not above
bitch-slapping a nun.
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I think there might be
eternal consequences to that.
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I'm, I'm, I'm joking, you know.
Gabe's ass is perfect.
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She should look.
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Everybody should look.
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[both chuckle awkwardly]
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-Yeah.
-Uh...
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It's fun when I don't know
what's real or not.
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-[laughter trails off]
-Ah...
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[? traditional music playing]
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Hey, Lily,
have you seen Carter?
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He's getting nachos with
The Bro Bro Bro Your Boats.
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I really hope they find
a better name.
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Everything okay?
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Not really.
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I think I'm gonna
call my mom to pick me up.
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Turns out
the mean girls are mean.
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Been there.
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I got out my Ouija board,
and Breana asked
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if I was gonna talk to
the ghost of 2017
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because that's the last time
my shoes were cool.
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Ugh!
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Yeah, my Breana
was named Rachel.
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She was such a bully
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and she just cracked
a million followers on Instagram.
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Terrible person,
great makeup tutorials.
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Are you talking about
Ra-Ra-Rachel? I follow her.
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Well, don't let Breana
ruin your night.
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You have a board that
can talk to dead people,
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and you're in a cemetery.
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And my grandma's buried
in that mausoleum.
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How about I tell Carter
to meet you over there?
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No, he's with his friends.
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I'm sure the Bro Bro
Bro Your Boats
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have someone else
who can burp the alphabet.
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I can see why
Carter likes you.
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Zero idea what
you see in him.
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??
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Wow.
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You all right with this?
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I mean, what kind of
horror movie is this?
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No building code
in the world
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will allow you to put
a breaker box in the attic.
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Gosh, if only you had been there
to mansplain city ordinances.
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You live this far out
in the woods without a generator,
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you deserve to get killed
with a stapler in the eye.
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So you think
you'd be smart enough to outthink the slasher?
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Don't need to be smart.
I got a gun.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Eve gasps]
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-More trick-or-treaters.
-Give them raisins.
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They'll spread the news
and no one will come back.
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Trick or treat.
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Aw, look how cute
you guys are.
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What's with
the Woody costume?
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Come on, kid, you gotta go
as a space ranger!
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Space ranger!
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All right, it's 9:30.
Cut the lights.
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Because after this,
it's just gonna be teenagers with no costumes.
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It's just polite mugging now.
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All right, why don't
you and I go upstairs
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and treat ourselves
to some adult fun?
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How about we stay downstairs
and have some fun on this couch?
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Watching the rest of the movie.
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-Really? Are you okay?
-Yeah.
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The ugly best friend
hasn't been killed yet.
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??
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Okay, focus. Don't bruise
my cornea like last time.
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Although it was cool
to know that I could pull off an eye patch.
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-Oh, nothing but mouth!
-Nice.
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Boink!
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[exaggerated laughter]
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I love that you two have
so many inside jokes.
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-Ah!
-That's so fun.
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Oh.
Hey, is Stitch chatting up twins,
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or are these drinks
hitting just right?
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Hey!
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Go wingman your boy.
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Han Solo needs
his Mr. Spock.
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[chortles]
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They wouldn't even
know each other.
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So glad we all
got to party together.
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Not that I haven't
worn a costume
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and gotten wasted
in my kitchen alone.
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Marriage was tough.
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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Hey, um, can I
ask you something?
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Mm-hmm. They're real.
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Oh! Wow. Good for you.
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Um, anyone in here
you've got your eye on?
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Oh. Not really.
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Why can't guys
wear a hot costume?
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1990 Bon Jovi.
2025 Bon Jovi.
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I think I want to bone Bon Jovi.
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Okay, so Bon Jovi
is your type.
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Oh, I wouldn't say
I have a type.
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I guess, uh, not on meth.
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So, Gabe could be your type?
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What's that now?
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Well, I mean,
you're both hot.
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You know, it seems like you've
always had a little connection.
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Why haven't you guys
ever dated?
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Me and Gabe?
We are just friends.
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But no benefits
other than the benefit of good fellowship.
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Okay. Whew. Cool.
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So cool.
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Because otherwise I would
have to slash your tires
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and make your life
a living hell.
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[? pop music playing in bar]
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Oh my God.
Oh, I love this song!
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[? eerie music playing]
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All right, let's hurry up.
This area is off-limits.
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If they catch us in here,
we're dead meat.
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No offense, dead meat.
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Found her.
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Hey, Grandma.
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It's me, Carter.
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You might not recognize me
with my mustache.
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Grandma,
if you can hear me,
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first, I want to say
that we love you
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and we wish
you were still here.
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And we miss you extra tonight
because you loved Halloween.
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But we know you're watching
over us all the time.
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Well, hopefully not
all the time.
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Because... you know.
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Wanna ask the first question?
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Okay, it's got to be
something essential.
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Grandma, will I be
popular again?
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Seriously?
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Don't you want to know, like,
what's the meaning of life?
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Uh, being popular.
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00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,985
Grandma, will I be
popular again?
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[both] You moved it!
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It wasn't me.
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00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:22,204
Grandma, if it really
was you, give us a sign.
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[haunting laughter echoing]
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Grandma?
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00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,423
Grandma?
Or evil undead Grandma?
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[both scream]
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[laughter]
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Halloween, or as the Celts
called it, Sauin,
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has its roots in
the ancient Celtic harvest festival,
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which marks
the start of winter.
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Ooh.
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Dark time associated
with death and spirits.
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Spooky, man.
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I mean, why go to bed so early
when we can be excited
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by history down here, right?
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You know we don't have to-
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Eve? Eve?
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[? eerie music playing]
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[soft footsteps]
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[zipping]
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Eve?
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00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,344
Eve?
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00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,172
Hey!
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-[phone rings]
-Ooh!
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Eve? Eve, is that you?
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00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,641
Eve?
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00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,212
[Eve speaks raspily]
Mattie!
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00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,606
Eve, where are you?
What's happening?
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[Eve]
I'm in your bedroom.
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00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,489
So the call is coming
from inside the house.
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[Eve]
The booty call is.
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00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,884
Eve, you all right?
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You sounded like Batman
with strep throat.
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[? eerie music swells]
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Eve? Eve?
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-[sighs]
-Oh!
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God! What are you doing?
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-I dropped my earring.
-Oh, well,
252
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,735
now that you're awake,
come on downstairs.
253
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,073
We can finish up
the history of Halloween during prohibition.
254
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:07,203
Or... you join me in bed.
255
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,873
Ha, ha!
256
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,793
Yeah.
257
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,635
What? Am I in your spot?
258
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,887
No. No, no.
259
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,307
Here's my-
Here's my spot right here.
260
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,438
Oh. Is this...
261
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,024
You know, I think I forgot
262
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,610
to put out milk and cookies
for the Great Pumpkin.
263
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,072
??
264
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,509
-Hey, can we
talk about something? -Yeah. Sure.
265
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,150
Did you hear that Dodge
came out with a new V8 Hemi?
266
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,500
Oh, you had
another topic in mind.
267
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,253
[DJ]
Hey, it's the DJ Gobby Goblin.
268
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,716
Gather around, 'cause it's time
for the costume contest winners.
269
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,845
Looks like it's Han Solo
and Lady Chewbacca!
270
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,555
[cheers and applause]
271
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,475
What?! Whoa!
272
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,268
Lady Chewbacca?
273
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,319
Oh, I see it.
274
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,774
It's a Halloween miracle.
The winning streak continues.
275
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,425
Suck it, hipsters,
with your half-assed costumes!
276
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,821
We did it! Wow!
277
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,032
Where is Amelie?
278
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,410
Um...
279
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,461
-What is it?
-Uh...
280
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,955
Nothing. Ha, ha.
281
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,083
Just a bad night
to take a gummy.
282
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,086
??
283
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,383
Hey.
284
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,260
You want to tell me
what's going on?
285
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,429
Just getting some
backup waters.
286
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,557
Seems like you
might be a spiller.
287
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,103
Is it weird to have me
spend the night here?
288
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,313
I didn't say that.
289
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,649
Yeah, but you're
doing anything to not come to bed.
290
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,442
Which is confusing,
291
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,488
because it's not like
we haven't done the Monster Mash.
292
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,326
But at your house.
I like going to your house.
293
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,869
Except that cat giving me
the stink eye.
294
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,920
[hisses]
295
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,416
It's not stink eye.
I told you, Rudy has glaucoma.
296
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,003
You know,
as it turns out, you know...
297
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,216
you were on
that side of the bed. Uh-
298
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,884
It's a lot.
299
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,387
Really snuck up on me.
300
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,349
Hey, you want to make sure
it's okay with her.
301
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,643
That would be impossible.
302
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,936
Maybe not.
303
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,564
We could go over
to the cemetery right now and talk to her.
304
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,067
Here's an idea,
let's not do that.
305
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,320
??
306
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,323
A trophy, free beers,
and burgers?
307
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,700
This place knows how
to treat two heroes
308
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,952
of the Rebel Alliance.
309
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,872
I wish Amelie saw us win.
310
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,583
Ugh, right! I wish I knew
where she was right now.
311
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,544
And if I locked
my front door.
312
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,162
Do you think Amelie
and I are a good fit?
313
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,009
Like a straitjacket.
314
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:11,178
It doesn't matter
what I think.
315
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,637
Yeah, it does.
316
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,889
I mean, if Chewy thought
317
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,641
that Han and Leia
were a good match, he'd say...
318
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,394
[growling]
319
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,274
That's Wookie for,
"Hell yeah, bro."
320
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:28,069
Okay, if you really want to know
what I think, here goes...
321
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,322
[growling]
322
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,495
Did you get that?
323
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,831
[growling]
324
00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:43,627
That was,
"Hell yeah, bro" again.
325
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,920
That's the only
phrase I know.
326
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,971
Heh.
327
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,722
Ah!
328
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,635
[sighs] Can you guys
pass the napkins?
329
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,506
Some guy spilled sangria
all over me.
330
00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:56,348
Like Carrie,
but more delicious.
331
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,642
[forced chuckle] Here.
332
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,477
Wow, it is late.
333
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,272
I should go.
A lot of crazy people out there.
334
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,397
A lot of crazy people
in here.
335
00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:07,483
Talking about myself,
336
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,028
certainly not you.
Uh, happy Halloween.
337
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,379
I got a rock.
Great pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Bye!
338
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,124
Wow.
339
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,660
Well, it's getting late.
340
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,828
How about we hop in
341
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,622
your Millennium Falcon and
342
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,208
head back to Hogwarts?
343
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,878
Oh, so close. Wow!
344
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,006
Oh...
345
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,134
You know, driving here,
346
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,136
I thought this was
going to be a bad idea.
347
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,391
But now that I'm here,
I am certain this is a bad idea.
348
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,645
Come on.
I think this could be good for you, and us.
349
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,896
Like that green smoothie
that kept me
350
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,524
in the bathroom
for four days?
351
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,368
Okay, here we go.
352
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,742
Diane, this is Eve.
Eve, this is weird.
353
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,162
Hi, Diane.
Nice to meet you.
354
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,665
Eve thought
we should all meet.
355
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,459
We're spending a lot of time
together, and, um,
356
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,587
I think you two
would get along,
357
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,381
you know, you share
a lot in common.
358
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:15,260
You're both beautiful,
wonderful women
359
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,887
with terrible taste in men.
360
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,510
I'm sorry to bother you
on Halloween.
361
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,812
I'm guessing that's
like Coachella for spirits.
362
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,606
Matt talks about you
all the time,
363
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,818
but you should know
he's doing good.
364
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,945
And this may sound crazy,
365
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,176
but on some days
[whispers] he's even happy.
366
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,160
Kind of neutral.
367
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,497
Eve and I really get along.
368
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,751
Even though I'm super chill
and Matt...
369
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,344
is Matt.
370
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,010
But I don't have to
tell you that.
371
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,249
It's nice to meet you,
Diane.
372
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,561
I'm not sure what
I'm supposed to do. I just-
373
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,148
I want you to be okay
with this.
374
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,322
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
375
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,782
What is it?
376
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,202
Huh. Well, marigolds,
377
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,331
uh, Diane's favorite flower.
378
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,868
Maybe this is her way
of giving us her blessing?
379
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,004
Maybe it is.
380
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,673
I think it is.
381
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,968
Huh.
382
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,146
You know what?
Why don't we just go back to my place tonight?
383
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,682
Thanks.
That's a good idea.
384
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,733
Yeah.
385
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,815
Although, the Monster Mash
was a graveyard smash.
386
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,819
And she's very funny.
387
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,822
??
388
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,492
So after I got back
into the group,
389
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,370
I slowly turned the girls
on Breana and basically
390
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,955
became the new queen.
391
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,790
I don't know if you're
talking about preteens
392
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,292
or the Game of Thrones.
393
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,796
Lily Martinez
and I swapped some spit.
394
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,215
[all groan]
395
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,385
We used the same straw.
Still counts.
396
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,561
[doorbell rings]
397
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,726
Hey, Riley.
Hope we're not intruding.
398
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,777
[Matt] You are!
399
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,147
I found your ears.
400
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,692
-Oh, and I got your nose!
-Oh.
401
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,820
I don't know why I did that.
402
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,239
I hope I wasn't
too weird last night.
403
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,535
I get a little spicy after
my third shot, and I had six.
404
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,370
Isn't she the best?
405
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,622
Well, I had two
bacon-wrapped hot dogs
406
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,573
from the street vendor outside,
so we all had a crazy night.
407
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,887
Well, we should get going.
408
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,963
-Bye, Riley.
-Bye.
409
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,614
-[Gabe] Awesome Halloween!
-[? eerie music sting]
410
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:11,019
Boy, Gabe's girlfriend's
a real psycho, right?
411
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,022
??
412
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:17,622
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