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Stupid gown.

I hate it.

I hate all of these.

You know, nobody likes going to the doctor, sweetie. But now that you're 18,

it's good to make sure that everything is in working order before you get out

into the world.

But you didn't have to come with me.

Oh, yes, I did. I know you. And if I wasn't here to make sure that you

you would bolt.

And your stepmom is up to me to make sure that you're healthy.

So you just sit tight, Missy, because the doctor is going to be here any

Okay, but what about if while we wait, maybe we can

have a little bit of... I mean, we haven't done a doctor of it before.

We're not going to, okay? You just behave.

Okay? Okay, I will behave.

Hi, hello.

I am Dr. Q.

Yep. You must be Daisy? Yep. All right. I'm her stepmother, Margaret.

Ah, hello.

Wonderful to meet you both.

Daisy, what can I do for you today?

Well, my stepmom wants me to get a physical checkup, even though I'm

fine.

Well, time comes for us all.

All right, well, I'm going to go ahead and start then with the physical

examination, if that's okay with you.

Yeah, you do whatever you got to do. Okay, and you're all right with your

stepmom being here throughout the process?

Yep. Awesome. All right. Well, I'm going to start with your reflexes. Okay?

Okay. All right.

Okay. I'm just going to use my pen here. Mm -hmm. And give you a little tap

-tap. All right?

And... Okay.

Interesting.

Kind of a delayed reaction is what I'm seeing.

Oh, yeah. I feel like it was like a bug and I... Hate book.

Okay. All right. Well, we'll just try one more time.

Okay. You know, that seems fine. That seems fine.

All right.

I'm going to check your ears now, if I could.

So I'm just going to come in here.

Grab a little peekaboo.

Okay. I'm just going to touch your hair. Is that all right? Yep. Okay. Cool.

I'm going to peer in.

Okay. Yeah. Light on.

All right.

Any pain or like a ringing sensation that you've been experiencing?

No, I feel perfectly fine.

Okay. Yeah, looks good. I don't see any wax or anything like that. All

right. Passing the flying colors. Am I right, Mom?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to write some notes over here.

Wax looking good.

The next part that we're probably going to move on to is

our eye test.

Oh, goodness. I'm falling apart. Hold on. Hold on. One second.

Bear with me, y 'all.

Okay.

Go over there.

Davey, are you ready to have your eyes checked?

Yes. Great.

All right.

I'm going to have you actually hold this. Cover one of your eyes at a time.

Great. You're just going to take a look at this beautiful chart we have over

here. The way this is going to work, Daisy, is I'm going to point to one of

these letters on one of the different rows, and you're going to tell me what

see. We're just going to test your vision the old -fashioned way.

All right, so we're going to start easy.

Perfect.

All the way down to row seven. How about this one?

All right, that's close enough.

Close enough. This one up here.

Uh -huh.

Great. Now, you know, I think that's pretty normal for somebody your age.

All right.

Great work. All right. Pretty good. I'm going to have you go ahead and cover the

other eye, whichever one you need to do first. All right. Second eye.

Diving in. We're going to go all the way down to row eight. This one.

Perfect. Yes.

How about the very, very...

You got it. No, your eyes are perfect.

Cool. All right.

Flying colors. 20 -20, baby.

Nice. I'll just see it. Yeah, no.

You got all the O's correct.

Very, very good.

Okay. Great work on the eye test.

Just got a couple more things.

Next thing we need to do is check your heart and your lungs.

Okay. Come and see for me, please.

All right. We're going to do the lungs first. It's kind of physical breathing.

I'm going to come in through the back here of your gown.

Don't mind me.

It might be a little cold at first.

All right, just take a deep breath for me, Daisy.

Great. And another big deep breath.

Awesome.

One more.

Sorry, I lied.

Actually, one more now.

All right, awesome. Nice, big, strong lungs.

Love to see it.

Now we're going to do the heart, just your chest right here.

Just relax.

Oh, wow.

Okay, that's a little abnormal.

Your heart rate, Daisy, is pretty high.

Are you experiencing any dizziness right now?

No, I'm totally fine. You feel good?

Yeah.

Okay. I, you know, out of an abundance of caution, I think we should check you

with an EKG. Nothing to be alarmed about. I just want to rule everything

we can. Yeah? Okay. You do what you do. Of course. All right. I'm just going to

grab one different machine, and I'll come back. We'll get you set, okay?

All right. I'll be right back, you guys.

Thank you, doctor.

Of course.

All right, we have got our new piece of equipment.

Nothing to be alarmed about. Very, very procedural.

Go ahead and lie back for me. I'm gonna raise this up.

There we go, light pole.

And mom, if you can help us out, I'm gonna

hang out down there. I'm actually gonna take her gown down a little bit.

Why? It's a little super harmless. Nothing to be concerned about

ahead and lie back for me.

Light bulb, light bulb.

You know, the telescope is fine and good, but we have the technology to be

a little bit more accurate.

You're here.

Might as well, right? I know you're 19, super healthy, nothing to be alarmed

about with a higher heart rate.

That is wild. Your heart is racing even more than before.

Are you sure you're good?

Yeah. You're not hot?

No, I mean, I think I'm just nervous for the procedure, yeah. Oh.

Too much. That makes total sense.

You are just a teenager.

I get it, I get it. So just take some breaths, and then hopefully they'll calm

down. Nice deep breaths. Maybe close your eyes even.

There we go.

It's okay to be nervous with the doctor. It happens all the time. I'm not

nervous with the doctor. I'm a doctor.

All right.

All right.

There we go. Yeah, I'm satisfied with that. That's a normal heart rate for a

beautiful 19 -year -old girl. All right.

Okay, well done.

Let me just make a couple notes.

You need some charting, but hey, guess what?

Daisy and Margaret, was it? Yeah.

All right, your beautiful stepmother.

As far as I can tell from all of my tests, you are a perfectly normal,

19 -year -old girl.

You should be very proud.

Thank you. It's very good to hear.

Absolutely. But that's it.

Pretty famous, right?

Yeah. Great job. All right, you can get dressed now.

Take your time.

And we'll see you, I don't know, another six months or so? Okay. All right. So

nice to meet you both.

Delightful. Thank you. All right, have a good one. See you all next time.

I wish, Mommy, you were going to be good.

I'm proud of them that you're a baby. I bet you weren't very good at it.

Yeah.

I used to be punished for that.

I used to be able to punish you.

I used to be able to punish you.

I used to be able to punish you. Yeah.

Here,

hop up.

You should lie down here. You should lean back over here.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Exactly what I wanted.

Yeah.

Stucking on my hip in front of that exact thing.

You bold little thing.

If you're going to be a bad girl, then mommy can do whatever she wants.

If you're going to be a bad, slutty girl, I

don't think there's any reason mommy can't do whatever she wants to all these

slutty little holes back here.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

My god, oh, yeah Oh

my gosh,

that's my longest one too. It's my middle finger

Dr. Q didn't seem to do very many tests because she didn't realize what a dirty

little slut you were.

Oh, my God.

She didn't ask you a single question about what a little slut you are.

She probably thought you were a good girl.

She probably thought you were a good girl.

She's wrong.

I'm not a good girl. You look like a good girl, but Mommy knows, huh?

Mm -hmm. Uh -huh.

Yeah, Mommy knows that you're not a good girl. Mommy knows that you're a filthy

little girl.

Who likes getting all of her fucking holes cleared with.

Oh, you.

Oh,

you. Oh, you. Oh, no. She's a dirty girl.

She's a dirty girl. That's why I put her fingers in her ass.

I know.

I know.

I don't think that any of your little slutty friends do this with their

Oh, my God. I know. They think they're so dirty, but they're stuck up compared

to you.

Oh, Mommy, I'm calling you.

that dirty fucking thing just because mommy wanted to yeah yeah

This feels so good.

My god, this is so good.

I'm going to need this room again soon.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

You don't want to get caught, do you?

You're not still funny, are you, you dirty girl?

You're not still funny, are you?

A little bit.

A little bit?

Yeah.

If you're going to be really loud, you're going to get us caught, though.

Okay. You're going to be quiet.

Yes. You're going to be quiet.

You promised me to be quiet though.

The doctor comes back in here.

The receptionist or the nurse comes in here.

You're going to want to know what mommy's doing with you right there.

You're going to want to know what mommy's doing with you.

You dirty girl. You could be doing this in the car on the way home. You want to

do it here, don't you?

Yeah.

Thank you.

You gotta do it quiet.

What are you gonna say when that doctor comes in here, huh?

What are you gonna say?

You're gonna say, I'm sorry, I'm such a slut, and that I fucked my mother all

over you. You're gonna be on tape.

You're so sorry.

That's all you want to do, isn't it? Just play with that pussy.

That's all you want to do. That pussy is a bloody girl.

Mommy's a dirty girl.

Yeah. Yeah, mommy's a dirty girl.

Yeah,

that's mommy's dirty girl. Is that you?

Yeah,

you are mommy's dirty girl.

Yeah, you're mommy's dirty girl.

Yeah, you're gonna come for me.

You're gonna come for me.

Look at you just playing with it. Look at you just playing with it.

If you're too loud, someone's going to come in and see.

If you're too loud, someone's going to come in and see.

You're going to be quiet.

You're going to be quiet.

You're going to be quiet.

You know?

You know?

So she'd get you dressed and get you... Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, you can be loud.

Yes.

You can't drive you home naked, huh? I know.

Where did my dress go?

Where did your clothes go?

Oh, my God. This is a bathroom.

Oh,

this is so hot.

You teach me to be like this.