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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:56,290 你回家已经有三年了整个人变成无主顾魂决然一身 2 00:00:56,290 --> 00:01:03,270 当年为了一把木饼卖了牛卖了鸡又卖了地甚 3 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:10,270 至连个屋子都压掉了实在你也几乎无家可归假扰这千年的天灾 4 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:17,110 在湘田正作为一片荒凉闻不了声所以我就劝你回去城里 5 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,110 找生活 6 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:25,680 阿牛啊你回去吧大叔在那边他到底是你的战友跟着他 7 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,120 终归可以找到生活了 8 00:02:03,779 --> 00:02:10,500 优优独播 9 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:14,900 剧场 —— Yo Yo Television Series Exc lusive 10 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,120 来找我 11 00:03:20,829 --> 00:03:25,730 优优独播剧场 —— Yo Yo 12 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:29,710 Television Series 13 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:35,050 Exc lusive 14 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:57,800 想不到在这能找到你你不是回到天下已经死了吗 15 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:04,120 我没有死啊那又怎么样 16 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:10,980 大叔你是知道的我这个人很笨的都找不到事说 17 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:17,960 所以我还跟你说什么还想跟我傻瓜你 18 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:24,840 别管我了你不要我告诉你吧傻瓜过去几年了你把我狼狈 19 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:31,620 不堪什么事都给你破坏了害得我今时今日沦落到这儿像个屎 20 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:38,520 壳拉牙卖草菌一样你怎么着还想连我这个摊都给拆了到 21 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:43,240 没得说你给我走叫你走快点走 22 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:56,280 一样的清晨一样的冷暖一 23 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,880 样的忧愁 24 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:44,600 这是我手里的音频上下飞机要抓住才可以的哎呀阿太呀我们何必这样 25 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:51,500 的要半夜头弄呢你是不是香港民啊那些无红布的演技人员 26 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:58,080 厉害过阎王大帝上次那个什么大陆警司有皇冠照顶的 27 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:03,800 都要判罪了何况我这个黄皮白心的大头菜有什么用啊 28 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,240 你去看看 29 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:21,640 你们 30 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:27,900 IC AT 36 6 我有点怀疑 31 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:37,170 麻烦你阿 32 00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:44,190 蔡 33 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:45,250 阿蔡 34 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:59,670 各位 35 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:03,930 请坐不用客气了 36 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:11,180 这里是正宿你来这边你们这楼上 37 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:18,140 掉下东西来就在那个后门那边我想拿上交还给他 38 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:22,080 叫什么东西就是这袋了 39 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:29,000 拿去好了那怎么可以 40 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,600 呢你跟我一块上去交还给他 41 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:49,330 太远了什么事啊我是来送送 42 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:56,230 要送什么来送这袋东西你这混蛋我 43 00:08:56,230 --> 00:09:03,130 太太一样奔工守法的绝对不贪污的你现在无端端送东西来那是侮辱我我 44 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:09,530 送来这袋东西我不管什么总之你拿走那些礼物 45 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:16,820 我採了兩地官全部受死了走啊走啊走了小王子 46 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:20,460 那這袋東西怎麼辦我怎麼知道 47 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,220 做垃圾桶最高法可以拿到三千塊。 48 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:48,560 警察先生, 這件事是我爺爺害怕的。是小伙子, 49 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,880 跟著來。 50 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,640 哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇 51 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:47,500 帮办不不不帮办你不认识我了 52 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:53,880 我是阿牛又是你呀 53 00:10:53,880 --> 00:11:00,880 是我何帮办我是特地来保安的有什么事 54 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,400 我送这袋东西给你这袋东西 55 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:12,040 这袋东西里面你猜猜都有什么你要 56 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:16,080 我猜我想 57 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:23,060 一定有很多钞票了没错你真 58 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:29,280 是厉害好棒棒这里面有很多的级别 59 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:36,490 还有很多金银珠宝呢, 又给你猜到了, 难怪你干得这么好。 60 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:45,550 傻瓜, 既然有那么多钱, 你要了它算了哦。 61 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,670 真的? 62 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:50,330 真的给我啊? 不用客气了。 63 00:11:53,250 --> 00:12:00,170 这人真是问急人物, 这几年来老是搞三搞四的, 做做小贩。又 64 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:06,910 去抢银坐了几年牢出来又在街上罗跑现在又拿个帆布达来报 65 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:13,750 案再这样下去不进青山医院都不行大叔大 66 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,570 叔大叔大叔大 67 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:23,910 叔你这小子你还往回来找我 68 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:32,970 大叔我我我我什么我看准你这辈子也不会发达 69 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:39,830 的了你别再到我这来捣乱了大叔你听我说你说 70 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:46,530 老家的那你有很多钞票有很多金银珠宝宝如果你要是有你大叔我 71 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:53,410 就趴在地上接你当马骑大叔真的我真的有很多 72 00:12:53,410 --> 00:13:00,230 金银珠宝宝你这有很多金银珠宝除非是天上掉下来给你的没错啊 73 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:06,650 天上掉下来的你发神经吧大叔 74 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:13,470 这些金银珠宝我本来是我不敢要的不过我问过那个 75 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:19,410 何帮帮的他说我可以要了他你不要在这乱吹牛了 76 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,140 大叔, 你看看 77 00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:02,300 大富翁致谢因为这位富翁热心大众公益向贫苦大众伸出 78 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,660 同情之手这位大富翁呢就是周阿牛先生 79 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:13,360 这位呢就是周阿牛先生我呢 80 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,260 就是他的叔叔今天 81 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:22,880 向新闻界做一个特别报告 82 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:30,120 这位周富峰福大量大慷慨尊重捐给本慈善机构十万大 83 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:36,380 元现在 84 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:41,620 捐款仪式就在这间中古馆举行请本机构张主席代理请 85 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:49,260 捐 86 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,540 给谁啊捐给张主席吗 87 00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:07,160 怎么有这么多人拍照这样才好嘛明天报上登出来你才有名誉有 88 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,020 地位是这样的来来来 89 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:24,330 周富翁是一个不拘礼礼重视实质的人你们大家可以看到他一掷千 90 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:30,430 金真是毫不犹豫那么他的这种做法呢的确是值得我们四百万师们笑话的 91 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:36,930 真是善好啊呀 92 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:43,890 就是那个安卢了这一贯小花怎么会发达呢我早点就知道他会 93 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:44,890 发达了 94 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:52,140 就是你这个老婆都看不出来那三年前 95 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:59,120 如果我的女儿嫁给他现在什么都行啦哎呀姐姐怎么怪这么多太太 96 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:05,180 不怪你怪谁呀你别说她是傻瓜说她不能做我们女妾还有啊 97 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:12,130 你现在每天做梦讲做一人如果今天有多一个老 98 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:17,290 板来支持你做你的后台那么一切都不成问题了 99 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,900 大叔, 这是什么玩意儿啊? 菜单。 100 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,140 大叔, 这个字怎么会这样呢? 101 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,200 这个就叫英文了。英文呢? 102 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,740 那我们怎么会懂英文呢? 103 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,740 你不认识, 你大叔有学惯中心, 当然认识了。 104 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:14,970 两位先生, 吃点什么? 105 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,410 等一下啊。 106 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,109 照单全部。 107 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,329 照单全部? 108 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,390 快点啊。 109 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:32,950 或者 110 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:39,730 他们 111 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:45,970 不懂英文, 乱顶一通呢。那也用不着叫那么多嘛部长你看这到底怎么办呢 112 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:52,950 告诉你啊第一我们别得罪客人还有啊就当他们两个人 113 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:56,770 不懂英文随便送两个餐过去给他们不就行了吗 114 00:17:56,770 --> 00:18:07,990 对 115 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:10,950 不对啊对对极了对啊 116 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:20,590 大叔啊怎么我们有筷子呢吃外国 117 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:26,410 菜是不用筷子的那怎么吃啊用手啊就 118 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:32,330 用这些东西嘛吃 119 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:36,650 这些东西怪他来了 120 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:19,310 真好吃啊好过家里的白芝麻也好过大量的白粥跟油条 121 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:26,270 那么你饱了吗没有啊好好好伙 122 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:33,130 计来了先生要什么妈我们 123 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:39,930 刚刚要的东西还没来齐呢是不是再要一份啊总之再来那么多 124 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:37,050 想来吧好像还可以再吃一点 125 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:40,690 好好好华杰 126 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:05,520 他们一定是刚从青山病院出来的神经病神经病不会有那么恶的我看一定是 127 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:12,280 心理犯罪对干嘛不听你吃干嘛就还赖张 128 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,240 那怎么办呢部长 129 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:21,240 这样你们要的东西全部 130 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:28,220 卖光了这边呢这边是饮品 131 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:35,200 那这边呢这边是酒味那这边呢这边是汤 132 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:41,480 这样先生不如我请你们下次再来观照好吗什么话 133 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:47,180 下次再来你怕我没钱给你啊不是你看 134 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:53,240 你看多少钱呢 135 00:21:55,440 --> 00:22:02,240 你搞错了怎么了他们有好多的钱火箭火箭火 136 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:07,840 箭火箭火箭火箭火箭火箭火 137 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,260 箭火箭火箭 138 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,470 你还认识我呀 139 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:58,400 我以前做外卖时候的那个老板没错啦牛哥啊那个时候 140 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:04,960 我就这里会发达站不到今天果然发达了那个 141 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:11,460 时候我还做过你的代表当然啦我那个茶楼里边的人呢 142 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:17,300 除了你牛哥之外个个都是纯才你不做代表谁做代表 143 00:23:18,469 --> 00:23:24,390 是啊是啊各位 144 00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:31,230 这位就是大夫你们周先生啊这个昨天呢他 145 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:37,050 先赚了十万块钱给博万医院慈善基金会你们不信的话你们请个报纸啊对 146 00:24:06,399 --> 00:24:12,870 大老板你还要吃点什么东西吗如果能买光了的话我下次再吃 147 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:18,770 没卖过没卖过够了够了牛 148 00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:24,890 哥呀最要紧的这时时光临巧合才行当然 149 00:24:24,890 --> 00:24:29,970 送中啊牛先生 150 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,500 小鬼, 你耐着点啊 151 00:25:42,469 --> 00:25:48,290 阿花老公阿花 152 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:51,470 阿花老公 153 00:25:55,900 --> 00:26:00,060 他就是小宝你看, 154 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:07,620 长这么大小宝, 我就是牛叔叔记不记得我 155 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:09,520 爸, 156 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:19,520 在这儿看着你真好奇了大牛哥你好像发了 157 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:26,510 狗肺什么好奇我这台他根本就发了达了 158 00:26:26,510 --> 00:26:32,690 这台走了你要整定点他嘛多聊一会儿吧 159 00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:38,470 爸你住在哪里啊我住在木屋区 160 00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:45,350 你什么时候带我去带你来看看这台 161 00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:52,210 那怎么可以呢现在你身交肉贵怎么可以到那种肮脏的地方去呢走吧 162 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:58,680 阿秋哥, 如果你没时间, 怎么不打搅你啊? 163 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,020 走吧, 走吧。 164 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,420 阿花, 累。 165 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,180 那咱们就回家走吧。 166 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,180 优优 167 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:40,600 独播 168 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:47,180 剧场 169 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:53,920 —— Yo Yo Television Series Exc lusive 170 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,120 阿尼亚雅巴斯福新郎 171 00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:07,870 長長夜茫茫啊呦 172 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:13,910 你實在太荒唐啊 173 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:20,730 壞又不是養鬼誰何必 174 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:27,370 要為他太悲傷就輪到 175 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:28,370 香港 176 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:35,960 有什麼無量大叔要我回座主 177 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:42,840 帳行人好必換 178 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:49,660 行裝有誰欠穿衙酒衣裳 179 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:53,580 看看自己 180 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,360 衣服發大香 181 00:29:58,410 --> 00:30:02,190 有钱呀有车有洋房 182 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:08,470 人人大字要 183 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:15,010 排长帮你呀找个靓姑娘 184 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:21,650 帮你呀找个靓 185 00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:23,130 姑娘 186 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:44,740 这两位姑娘信不信呢这两位姑娘你 187 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:51,160 信不信呢我怎么知道别爬桥呀爹妈 188 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:57,580 喜欢吗如果不喜欢的话还好走走走 189 00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:04,360 大叔你说要找一个很漂亮的女朋友你 190 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,820 怎么到这种地方来找 191 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:14,820 不来这儿找, 去哪儿找啊, 这个地方是解决人生大事最方便的地方了。 192 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:22,740 但是, 找 193 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:29,660 这种女人来做老婆, 哎, 这台, 找老婆当然不 194 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:33,540 在这儿了, 这不就是给你战斗机器下的吗? 195 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:41,600 还有啊你现在不是发了疼啊这些花花草草的事件不见识一下那怎么 196 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:48,320 可以呢有那么荣赛不 197 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:55,200 如礼要好那怎么行呢李大叔今年都五六十岁的人了哪有 198 00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:02,040 那么大过气呢我这次带你来呀是全心全意都为了李大 199 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,040 志才 200 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,640 这位小姐就是小桃红 201 00:32:38,810 --> 00:32:44,510 好奇了那么就请这位先生到隔壁房间是他是我 202 00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:50,670 那么等一会儿我找一个漂亮的给你行行请 203 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:56,390 到 204 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:12,110 你快脱衣服啊谁 205 00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:18,870 跟你打零啊 206 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:23,210 这 207 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:30,250 位 208 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:36,610 是白兰 209 00:33:36,610 --> 00:33:38,270 你喜欢不喜欢 210 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:45,460 我不知道你看清楚了很漂亮大 211 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:51,960 叔大叔大 212 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:58,860 叔大叔啊什么事啊这是他大叔你过来 213 00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:05,540 一下等一下啦我大叔啊 214 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:07,360 要等你一下 215 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:14,719 那么你自己喜欢不喜欢这位小姐我都说过你 216 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,199 不喜欢就不要 217 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:33,328 紧 218 00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:42,690 大叔, 你快过来一下。究竟什么事啊? 219 00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:50,170 喂, 你见了鬼了? 大叔, 他现在又带了个女人来了。哎呀, 你要是 220 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,730 喜欢, 你就要了她吧, 有什么好吵的? 221 00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:56,429 大叔, 大叔。 222 00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,990 你别吵了。你这个人怎么这样啊? 223 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,470 我们可是有行贵的啊。我知道, 我知道。 224 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:23,300 我说先生我看你啊一定是不喜欢本地狂这样我介绍一个外国的狗猫 225 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:29,740 给你猜外国的狗猫大叔大叔啊 226 00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:35,700 我的祖宗你要 227 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:42,540 是喜欢你就要了它嘛皇帝你们这不是出来玩的我看着呢 228 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:51,420 你以为我想吗每次都在紧按着罐头拼的时间就不会给他破坏了吗 229 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:58,260 我不管再给你三分钟不行我就走了三分钟三分钟那既然你自己没有主 230 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:05,200 意的话等你打出完了再说你可不可以继续喝不喝干嘛呢 231 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:16,910 我跟他讲过了他说不行嘛你马上叫小青来了快点快点快点 232 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:22,470 大 233 00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:29,410 叔大叔大叔大叔大 234 00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:35,050 叔大叔大叔大叔大叔大叔大叔大叔大 235 00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:40,550 叔 236 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:47,440 外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外外 237 00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:37,490 大叔 238 00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:57,250 我刚才给人家抢劫了什么什么都给抢光了慘了慘 239 00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:02,950 了志泰啊你一分钱都没了没有了你 240 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:09,670 为什么不早点叫我呢我叫你你又不理我 241 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:16,590 这回可真是惨了等一会儿那女的跟我们来要钱我拿什么 242 00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:17,590 给呀 243 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:34,490 这台啊你还喜欢哪个女人呢这台你除了阿花之外你还喜欢哪一个女人呢 244 00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:41,370 我你想想只要你说得出的那大叔我就一定 245 00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:48,150 给你赶到了有一个谁啊 246 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,250 大叔过来过来 247 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:14,580 你喜欢这个是啊如果是这个问题 248 00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:18,860 就没那么简单了为什么我 249 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:25,840 还以为 250 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:32,590 你喜欢的是普通的孩子怎么知道你喜欢一个女学生你跟她怎么能相配 251 00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:37,790 呢直谈你说你有办法的吗我知道 252 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:43,370 但是她呢你 253 00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:50,170 怎么样我不够胖啊够胖是 254 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,990 完全够胖不过这件事嘛 255 00:39:56,590 --> 00:40:03,250 怎么样嘛现在一谈到他我心里边就跳 256 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:07,690 你先别跳大叔我先给你想办法 257 00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:14,550 那学生嘛他一定 258 00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:20,770 是很心肠的行大太我有办法 259 00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:27,440 什么办法你既然喜欢女学生那追求的方法可有不同 260 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:33,940 吗有什么不同啊请我讲第一 261 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:40,760 不能粗鲁第二不能够俗要对他 262 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:45,160 唱唱什么唱歌 263 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,600 优优独播剧场 —— Yo Yo 264 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:01,420 Television Series Exc lusive 265 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:33,700 那香港九龙的女人我只爱 266 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:40,580 一个你你你 267 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:47,220 为何害羞大大好想爱你啊玻 268 00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:54,000 璃我为你山下村村下 269 00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:09,310 还是被吹哒 270 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:58,060 你干嘛要哭呢是啊下次他们再来我马上把电话交给他 271 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:39,900 请不吝点赞订阅转发打赏 272 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:44,020 支持明镜与点点栏目 273 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:04,900 想抱风雨感动天地我求你 274 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:10,200 答应结产好福气 275 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:17,180 我千分爱 276 00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:23,700 你万分爱你爱进了 277 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:26,300 我的骨子里 278 00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:35,510 我已当你是上帝你快把我找 279 00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:42,290 了去帮你煮饭 280 00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:49,090 也帮你吸引把鸟的牵引 281 00:45:49,090 --> 00:45:55,230 告诉爹地 282 00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:57,450 告诉妈咪 283 00:45:58,170 --> 00:46:05,070 让他们找到一个好女婿 284 00:46:48,029 --> 00:46:54,110 你别理我我要自杀去 285 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:13,070 让我的阴魂永远跟 286 00:47:13,070 --> 00:47:14,930 着你 287 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:41,580 你们是喝完饭了你这个时候 288 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:48,100 啊真是一百岁不少天天都有新人的是啊 289 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:54,680 是啊喝饭饭干了你怎么会到这来的我 290 00:47:54,680 --> 00:48:01,440 刚刚经过这条路接到总部的通知说这还有两个神经病的人赶快进来 291 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,920 所以我进来看看了 292 00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:10,650 何胖胖哪里有有心经的何胖胖你们 293 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:17,150 两个放心我不会抓你们的可真是这位老朋友 294 00:48:17,150 --> 00:48:24,090 几年前游作小贩抢劫罗跑捡珠 295 00:48:24,090 --> 00:48:31,070 宝一直到现在你的那首 296 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:37,100 歌唱完了吧唱完了五位已经唱了两首了 297 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:43,120 那你可以走了吧长 298 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:50,060 白你把他们走了是啊你 299 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:56,940 为什么那么怕他们呢他们是年纪他们比年纪更麻烦不能抓了 25632