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Mike had been dating my mom for at least six months.

As far as I knew, they kept their sex life pretty private.

Mom had never brought it home.

I was a freshman in college, and I was one year away from moving to a major

university. I guess she just didn't want to be alone.

Anyways, like I said, a couple of nights before the wedding, he started staying

over and sleeping with Mom.

Her room was right next to mine.

I could hear what he was doing to her at night. It made me feel very

uncomfortable.

I don't think Mom knew that I could hear them.

And I didn't know how to bring it up to her. What happened next wasn't my fault,

was it?

Mark, what are you doing?

It's okay, baby. No, what are you doing? You're about to get married to my

mother and... Did you see what me and your mom were doing in there?

Yes, but... Didn't you hear us?

Yes, but... You liked it.

I think you'll like it too.

Don't worry, we'll get our new secret.

Are you crazy?

I want to make you feel good, baby.

You're all wet down there. I know you are.

Are you sure?

You're about to marry my mother, Adam.

I couldn't believe what was happening.

I wanted him to stop but I couldn't help myself.

He was licking my private area and it felt so naughty that I couldn't help

myself. Before I knew it, I didn't want him to stop.

Please.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Open your mouth.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

What about the wedding?

Don't worry about your mom.

We won't tell her. It'll be our little secret, OK?

But I feel so bad for Mom.

I know, I feel bad too, but I don't want to hurt her.

So remember, it's a bad little secret.