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Okay, so this semester we need to get you through the English exam.

So, we're going to start with some very simple words.

So...

Pussycats.

Pussy?

Not that type of pussy.

Pussycat. We'll move on. How about...

Doggy? Doggy style?

Not exactly what I meant. I meant dog as in wolf, wolf, animal, and

pussycat was meow, animal.

Let me think.

Perhaps we should start with numbers.

How about one, two, three.

Four. Five.

Six. Six.

Not six.

Six.

Ah.

Oh, it's going to be a long semester.

I'm trying to focus your mind on English.

and your mind is focused on one thing.

Sex.

What are we going to do to get you through the exam?

What do I have to do to get you focused on English?

Have sex with me.

How is that going to help your English?

Thank you.

Oh.

Um...

Ah. Ah.

Aww.

Thank you.

And you're like, no, not pussy, pussy is something else.

Pussy cat, you know, the cat, meow, meow.

Okay.

Stop.

Yeah, good, good.

Yeah, one more time.

Doggy, and she's going to say, doggy, doggy style, and you say, no, no, no.

Yeah, and then you, yeah.

and action rolling

no no no no no just just listen

attention eye contact you know you look there you look him you smile and

one two three four five six six camera

rolling

What are we going to get?

What?

You will stand up after he talks, so you talk, have sex with me. He replies,

yeah? And then you stand up, yeah?

And you go to him slow, slow. You go to him, yeah?

You grab his tie, yeah?

You pull him, you pull him, and you kiss him.

Okay?

Nice and slow, okay? Slow, nice, sexy.

And action.

I have to see you. You look at him, but camera has to see your face, okay? So

not like this, okay?

Like this, okay? I have to...

Rolling. Just go a bit slower.

Those of you watching at home, don't do it on the cut.