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We have to go?

Come on.

This is the only thing we've been invited to this whole year.

I was invited.

And he never mentioned you.

Although he very well could have. He told me I invited like the whole lecture

class. And that's like 150 people.

Woohoo! Party!

Are you sure?

I'm having some naughty thoughts.

Good evening.

Welcome to my land of fun.

When do all the people get here?

I'm sure they're going to be here any minute.

Do you have any party favors we could play?

Oh, yeah.

I totally have Pin the Donkey planned.

Pin the Donkey.

Oh, good idea, bro.

Here. There's the tail.

And there's the donkey.

And, lo and behold, the blindfold.

Oh, awesome.

Well, I'm gonna get a soda.

Uh, they're in the cooler right there.

Yeah, put it on.

Hey, I have an idea.

Let me spin you.

There. There you go. No cheating. No cheating.

Here's your pin.

There's your tail.

Have a great time.

I bet you a hundred bucks this guy didn't even have a party planned.

Just wanted me all to himself.

We're not alone.

Oh, this is getting real.

Anybody?

I'm gonna be quiet.

That feels so good in my mouth.

Keep an eye out for him.

That's so naughty.

Thank you.

I feel fucking turned on.

You should fuck right here.

I don't know if he cares who's watching.

If I go after him now, it might not be too late.

You guys are done.

What do you mean done?

I was talking about him proposing this Christmas.

Proposing?

Yeah, proposing.