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All right, guys.

We got 24 -year -old May coming in today.

She's unemployed.

So it sounds like she needs the money.

And we're going to see if we can get her that money.

Hi. Hi.

May, I'm Cam.

Why don't you close that door all the way for me, please?

Thank you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

All right. I want you to just stand right here for me, if you would, please.

Right against the walls between those two pictures.

This way. This way. Yeah, actually, you can throw your stuff on the couch for

me, please.

Perfect. Then I'll have you stand right there in front of that picture to your

right just a little bit. Right there.

All right, so.

The lights are on. The cameras are running, as you can see.

We're going to record this interview.

So what I'd like to do is I'd like to start by getting a taste of your

personality. So I want you to show me a couple poses that you would use on a

dating profile, Tinder, Twitter, whatever.

So dealer's choice. Go ahead.

Okay. Usually I just do something like that.

Okay. That's one.

Okay.

There you go. There you go.

Okay, now one straight on for me.

There we go. Hands to the side. Nice smile.

There you go. Maybe kick that hip over to the side.

There we go. Beautiful, beautiful. Thank you so much. I'd like for you to have a

seat in the center of the couch for me, please.

Sit back, relax. This is going to be a nice, easy, relaxed interview today.

We just want to get to know you.

As I said before, lights are on, cameras are running.

What we're doing today is you're interested in getting involved in the

industry.

So we're the guys to help make that happen.

We're recording the interview.

We're going to send this demo tape to the producers. The producers are the

who decide if you get adult work.

If they like what they see, we're going to get you hired, making $1 ,000, $5

,000 a day.

How does that sound?

Sounds good.

You mentioned that you're unemployed, so I imagine that's way more money than

you're making right now.

Yep.

How long have you been unemployed?

Okay, really.

So are you actively looking for work or are you just going to throw your hat in

the adult industry ring?

I would like to just throw my hat into the industry.

Okay, fair enough.

So I guess we will jump right into it. You are 24 years old.

How old were you? Well, first of all, what makes you think you'd be a good fit

for the adult industry?

Just am a very sexually open person.

I think it's a fun, creative kind of industry to work

in as that type of person.

There's many avenues you can go down as well.

And so I just think ultimately for the

lifestyle that I want, it will allow me to

What lifestyle would you like to live?

One that allows traveling, not a typical 9 -to -5 job,

more like I kind of have control over the scheduling.

Okay, fair enough, fair enough. I mean, these are all things that the adult

industry can get for you.

We've said you just got to impress us, and we'll see if we can make that

Okay, so when did you lose your virginity? How old were you?

I was 17.

All right.

Tell me about it.

It was after a party.

So I was having a good night to begin with, and I just felt like that was a

night to finally do it.

I'm sorry, how old did you say you were? 17. Okay, so 17, so the end of high

school. Okay, keep going, sorry.

Yep. It was pretty, honestly, my first time was kind of crazy. But

other than some things that we did, it was, you know, not

the best. Because it was my first time. Was it his first time also?

No. Okay. But that's what made it better. But I didn't necessarily know

was doing.

It's your first time, bro. I mean, you know what I mean? You can't be too hard

on yourself. You don't know what you don't know.

Did you end up having sex with a guy again?

No. Okay, the next time you had sex, was it better?

Yeah. Okay, cool, cool.

About how many people would you say you had sex with?

About 17.

Okay, 17 to 17.

Yeah.

What's the oldest guy you've had sex with?

Probably 37.

Okay, how old would you go?

No right or wrong answer.

I would go...

What is it?

50 is the new 30 or something? Yeah. Something like that.

You wouldn't be too far away.

Cool. Cool.

About 17 people.

How about girls? Have you been with girls before? I have not, but I want to.

Okay. You like girls? I do like girls, yeah.

No kissing?

I've kissed a couple of girls, but it was to get a guy.

Okay. I want to do it to get the girl this time. Okay. So, I mean, like,

objectively, you're a pretty girl.

personable so far I mean it wouldn't seem like you would have any kind of

like getting a girl or like taking a girl up so like why has it not happened

they're intimidating like we it's a lot harder than picking up a guy welcome

to being a dude yeah I know I give you guys credit for sure I'm like no fair

enough man so is that something it sounds like you'd be more than willing

sleep with a girl on camera for money yes wonderful wonderful um Cool. Then I

guess let's head into that. So let's say we got you some scenes in the adult

industry. What kind of sexual things do you think you'd be doing on camera?

Like anal, vaginal, oral.

I'm open -minded, so I'm willing to try new things, but we just have to

communicate. Fair enough, fair enough. Okay, so let's go down the list.

do you like sucking dicks?

I do.

Okay, do you swallow?

I do swallow. Okay, do you like to swallow?

It depends.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Like, sometimes I would like a facial.

Okay, fair enough. Have you gotten facials before?

Yeah. Do you like that? I do, as long as it's not in my eye.

Fair enough. You know, I like to say, once it comes out of the dick, it's not

responsibility anymore, right?

No. Okay, cool. So it sounds like you do want to do that. Obviously, having sex

with guys, I mean, that's pretty much what the adult industry is, right? Or

girls at this point, you'd be willing to do both of those? Mm -hmm.

Sounds like you've had three things before.

No. Okay, you didn't. So I thought you said you... Kissed a girl. Okay, so you

kissed a girl to get a guy. Yes. So you've never been with a girl at all?

How about two guys at the same time?

No. So no threesomes whatsoever?

No threesomes. Dope. Would you be interested in doing something like that?

Cool.

How about more partners than that? How about group growth?

That's pushing it. I would like to do the threesome first. Fair enough.

Figure that out. Now, you kind of led with it, but anal. What's your

relationship with anal?

You know, I think it's easier to take it up the ass once you relax, personally.

I have, like, a pretty shallow vaginal canal, so it can hurt if

you're pretty big.

Fair enough, fair enough. So, I guess that you almost prefer it in the butt.

Yeah.

And, you know, I give good head, but it's not the best.

So, the ass is gotta feel better. I could say what, you know, I've gotten...

lot of blowjobs in my life. Some of them have been better than others, but none

of them have been bad.

Yeah. You're right.

True. Great. Way to be optimistic.

May,

you're a hoot.

We are having a great time here.

You're answering all my questions correctly.

I asked you on the phone to wear some lingerie, something matching that made

feel sexy.

Did you wear that lingerie?

Yes, I did.

Okay, so what we're going to do next is I'm going to ask to have you show off

that lingerie. We're going to see what you look like in the lingerie.

Okay.

Let's do it.

All right.

You are, how tall are you? You're a tall girl.

Five six.

I'm pretty short.

Okay, I'm going to have you move this way first. Hold on, hold on.

Slow down, Turbo.

Okay.

Okay, good?

Yeah, sorry. I just want to make sure we got all your frame. Now let's go and

kill those, kill those boots, please.

Okay, you can go ahead and lose the socks. Let's have you lose the socks

Oh. Socks first. You don't want to see me without pants and socks?

No, no, no. We're going to do this one at a time.

Pull those pants back up.

Sorry.

Yeah. Okay, are you wearing a bra? You are wearing a bra. You said you were

wearing... So let's go ahead and have you lose the top first.

34B. 34B. I look a little bigger than these, too, but those are nice.

I like the set.

Why? Because I kind of got a sneak peek already.

So, yeah, let's have you go and drop the pants.

Wow.

You look fantastic.

Thanks. Well, give me a spin.

Oh, it's the G -string.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, right there, right there. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

the butt. Show me the butt. Put your hands at the very bottom of your butt.

Give it the nice little... Just like that. Yeah.

Okay. Spin back around and look at me.

So, you're standing here in your lingerie. How do you feel?

I feel good.

You feel good.

This is the adult industry.

It's not just lingerie, right?

The producers are going to see what you look like naked today.

So, I'm going to have you go ahead and lose that lingerie.

I'm not really prepared for that.

How so?

I didn't shave.

I didn't really get a pedicure or anything.

Okay, okay. Well, so those are a little sheer in the front there.

You're not looking that hairy to me. I've got to be honest with you. This

bad.

So, again, this is, objectively, if you can't get naked in front of us, how can

the producers be sure that you're going to get naked in front of somebody on a

set that they send you to?

Quick and easy here. So here's what I'd like you to do first. I want you to go

ahead and lose the bra for me.

Beautiful.

You've got a great body, girl.

Thanks. Alright, here's what we're going to do next.

You're going to take a step forward for me.

You're going to spin around and look at the wall.

I want you to bend over at the waist as far as you can.

Now I want you to slowly...

Peel down those panties for me.

While you're bent over.

Just like that. That's great. Now, while you're bent over, I want you to spread

those cheeks as far as you can.

Spread your cheeks and hold it.

Wide, wide, wide. Just like that. As wide as you can.

Now, can you make your butthole wink for me?

Just like that. Just like that. Keep going.

Keep going.

That's perfect.

Alright, you can stand up straight.

Now, turn around and face me.

You're doing a great job following instructions.

Now put your hands down to the side for me.

I want you to make a nice smile.

There we go. Nice pose there. Nice neutral, natural pose.

Perfect. Just like that. How do you feel?

Great. Good. Do you feel comfortable being naked?

Pretty comfortable, even though I wasn't expecting to get naked.

Well, like I said, the adult industry is about rolling with the punches, and

you're doing just that. I'm going to get a couple close -ups of you. Okay. Color

your eyes. Ooh, beautiful blue eyes.

Thanks.

Great breaths.

Okay, let's see this further.

That's like 5 o 'clock stubble. Like, what is that?

That's not a bush.

Spread your legs.

Further, further. Wide, wide, wide.

There we go.

Beautiful.

And you know what? You didn't get your toes done, but they don't look bad.

They don't look bad at all.

That's okay. Close up on the toe. That's okay.

Look down at me.

Nice and wide.

Nice and wide.

Nice and wide? Nice and wide on the legs.

Oh. There we go.

Big smile.

I want you to have a seat in the center of the couch for me, please.

All right, Mae.

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to lean back a little for me. Get nice

and comfortable.

What we're going to do next is what's called a solo masturbation scene.

Do you masturbate?

Uh, yeah.

Okay. Well, I want to see what you look like when you masturbate with your

hands. This is going to be what you're required to do on almost everywhere that

you go. They're going to start you off with a masturbation scene.

So that's what we need to see. Bring your legs up for me onto the couch.

There you go.

Sit down.

Slide that butt way out for me.

You can put a pillow behind your shoulders if you need to.

Let's slide that undercarriage all the way out.

Like to the edge of the couch.

Okay.

There you go. Now Jay, my assistant Jay is just going to give some close -ups of

you. You're going to get nice and close down to there. You can go ahead and

start. Like I said, start masturbating, please.

Lean back.

Lean back nice and far. We want to get your whole face.

Lean back enough.

That's how you do it?

Yeah. More of a clitoral stimulation?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, people with longer fingers help, but when it's me... Oh, okay. It took

me a second to figure out what you were going to say.

When it's me, my fingers, they don't feel that good. Oh.

Okay, do you have toys?

Yeah. You use toys? You prefer toys?

Mm -hmm. How about something like this?

Yeah.

Beautiful. I'm going to hand it to Jay. He's going to hand it to me.

I'm going to give you a little bit of lube.

A

little

too much, but I feel like you can never have enough lube.

Can you put it inside of you?

Mm -hmm.

There you go. And then put it in as far as you can and then let go. See if you

can hold it there.

Right there.

Beautiful. Now, you said you liked anal.

You almost preferred anal sometimes, right?

Mm -hmm.

Have you used a butt plug very often?

Yeah, pretty often.

I'm going to have you use it today.

Not a glass one, though. That'll be fun.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

Now I see what you're saying. I thought you were going to say, no, I don't want

to. Well, what's the matter with the glass one? Here you go. Let's get a nice

and loose up for you.

Yeah, I bet this is a situation where you can't use enough glue, huh?

Yeah. That one's good.

Do you think that's enough in all seriousness?

Yeah. Cool.

Let me know if you need any more.

All right. Now, if you want to pull that one out of your vagina real quick, you

pull out your vagina.

I'll take that back from here for just a second. Now, we're going to go under

our knee so we don't hide anything. Maybe that knee.

Like this? Yep, just like that. Yep.

There you go. Perfect. Just lean your head back a little bit. Relax. There you

go. Perfect. Perfect. My arms are pretty short, so I can't really lean my head.

You're doing just fine.

All right. Nice and slow.

Don't hurt yourself. Look down at this camera as you push inside.

Nope.

I'm afraid.

I'm not sure.

Fuck.

Very good.

we can see.

You're a quiet one.

Mm -hmm.

Sometimes.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

All right.

So I will take that library from you.

All right. So you're doing a fantastic job so far, Mae.

You're doing everything that I'm asking you to do, and that's exactly what we

need, right? Part of the adult industry is rolling with the punches.

Right? Things change, they change fast.

Snapper Gumby, always flexible.

Did that butt plug fall out? It did.

Okay, no worries, no worries. Do you want to put it back in?

Yeah. Okay, grab it, put it back in.

There we go.

Great job. Thank you. Thank you for putting that back in. You do like it in

book. I do.

So part of the adult industry, like I said, is rolling with the punches, that

sort of thing, right?

So some days you might arrive to set and you find out that you have three or

four pages of dialogue that you didn't know that nobody sent you.

So now you've got to get your hair and makeup done, vibe with your co -star,

learn a bunch of lines a couple hours before you're supposed to make this

happen. So what we're going to do today is I'm going to have you read a little

bit of dialogue with my friend Jay here.

And we're going to see exactly how you do it.

So this is from a film called Dumb and Dumber.

You are going to read the Mary part. He is going to read the Lloyd part. I want

you to back up. Back, back, back.

There you go.

Open those legs so we can see that butt plug. Perfect. And then can you hold the

script over to your right? There you go.

So I believe that Jay is going to start.

And we're going to see how you do here.

Why are you going to the airport?

Flying somewhere?

How do you guess?

Well, I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two

two together.

So where are you heading?

Aspen. Oh, you're gonna love it. I hear California's beautiful this time of

year.

Name's Christmas.

Lloyd Christmas.

I'm Mary.

Uh, that isn't my real job, you know.

I'm feeling temporary.

Oh?

Yeah, you see, my friend Harry and I are saving up money so we can open up our

own pet store.

That's nice.

I got worms.

A banking party?

That's what we're going to call it. I got worms.

We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, you know, like ant farms. A

of people don't realize that worms make better pets than ants.

They're quite affectionate, they don't bite, and they're super kind with kids.

Alright, ants.

Quiet, too.

All right, Mae.

It was okay.

Oh,

who's ringing?

Okay, no worries.

It was okay, Mae.

It wasn't the best.

So we have a couple different options here, okay?

So our first option would be that we kind of end the interview here and we

you some third -party help.

We got a dialogue guy. He's great.

You would incur that expense, and it does take a little bit of time to get

booked with him. So what we'd do is we'd end the interview here.

and we'd come back whenever you were a little more prepared.

Or we can show the producers that you have what it takes today, right here,

right now.

What that would entail is you film a scene with Jay, right?

So you're going to do everything today, but you're going to start by sucking his

cock.

I didn't think we were going to do anything factual today.

Well, then you...

Played with your pussy and put a butt plug in, right? So we're halfway there.

Plus, you know, rolling with the punches, right?

This is what it's going to take to get you that $1 ,000 to $5 ,000 a day.

If you're not interested, though, again, we can end the interview here. It's

totally up to you.

Let's do it.

All right. I want you to follow me.

You can leave that right there.

You're going to get down on your knees right here in front of me.

And then he's going to give you instructions on what he wants to do

you to sit down on your feet nicely. I want you to get nice and close. Nice and

close to him.

Super close.

There you go.

I want you to feel the cock from the outside.

Big. Yeah.

Do you use the cock that big?

No.

Hopefully.

What do you want me to do?

Keep doing that.

What do you want to do with it?

I want to put it in my mouth.

Yeah?

Go ahead and do it.

She said she wasn't great at blowjobs. What do you think?

She's pretty good.

You want me to put it in your mouth?

Yeah, keep those eyes up here.

Keep that cock in your mouth.

Keep it right there.

With that hand.

Just like that.

Good girl.

Now hit the back of that girl.

Look right here. Look at me.

That's hot right there. There you go. That's fucking beautiful.

Oh my god.

Yes. New trick unlocked.

Those are pretty fucking nice.

Look up here.

Beautiful. How deep can you get down on this thing?

That's a great try.

Here's what I want to do next.

I want to see how your arch looks.

There you go.

Great job.

I want you to get doggy style right where you are with your face down and

ass up.

Facing this way.

Facing me.

Back up just a little for me.

There you go.

You can kick that butt plug to the side. We lost it.

Then right there.

Doggy style. Put that face down.

That ass up.

And then still take a couple.

Scoot back for me. Even further.

This way.

There you go. About right.

Even further.

Perfect. Right right there. Thanks.

Yeah. Really shove that fucking ass, baby. You got a good ass. Get that face

down.

All right. Let's have you pull your hair.

Out of your face. Kick it over to this side.

Okay.

There we go. Keep it nice and straight. Just like that for me.

What do you think is going to happen next?

I'm going to get fucked.

Sure. When was the last time you got fucked? There you go.

When was the last time you got fucked?

A few days ago.

Right here, look at me.

How does that feel?

Now listen, if you have an orgasm, it's real important you tell me, okay?

I want you to let me know if he makes you come.

Okay.

Right there. Keep looking right there.

Bring that head down a little bit.

Just like that.

Down even further.

I want you to just flap that ass on him.

There you go.

Bring that ass all the way to his hips. Shake your ass all around on that thing.

Now I want you to pull out. I want you to taste that cock.

You're creamy back there too. I am. Lick that cream off his fucking, off his

whatever.

How does your pussy taste?

Great.

We're going to see how you do riding. I think you're going to do really good. I

want you to stand up.

We're going to come over here to the couch.

You're going to stand in front of the couch, and you're going to face the

Don't sit down yet. He's going to climb in front of you.

All right. Now I want you to just saddle up. I don't want you to put him in yet.

Okay.

Now you're going to try to bring those feet over his calves, thighs.

There we go. And then, yeah, you're going to look at me over here the whole

time, okay?

I want you to look the whole time over here. Yeah, look at that fucking ass

shake. Good grief.

Okay.

Oh. It's okay. We like queefs.

We love queefs.

That's just your pussy's way of saying he's doing a good job.

Alright, look to your right, and he's going to slide that cock back inside

Bring those feet a little closer.

I feel so nice.

Keep looking at that camera. You're right.

Can you look over your shoulder at me?

That's good.

Just hands back on the top of the couch.

Perfect.

Just like that.

I'm not going to cut on the right side.

It does look good though.

And bring those feet up flat.

work on the desk over here, okay?

Okay. Follow me.

Do you think you have an orgasm today?

Yeah.

Love it.

I want you to lay across the desk a long ways.

Just like that.

Now, you've got to slide that pussy down a little further.

There we go.

Get back. And then you're going to come over. It's going to feel horrible, but

you're going to come over on your hip quite a bit. Jay's going to climb in

and get you where he needs to get you.

Yeah, about like that.

Need a couch or a pillow? Yeah, I'll get it. Here, you grab this for me. There

you go. No, I'm good without a pillow.

Well, I want you to come back a little bit.

You should come back on your shoulders.

There we go. It's going to make it easier. On my shoulders? Yeah, we'll be

for a little while.

And then, Jake, can you bring her this way a little bit more?

Yeah. There we go.

There we go. There we go. That's perfect.

Yeah, bring that pillow a little further down.

There we go. There we go.

Perfect.

There we go.

Again,

this is the adult industry, right? It's a little different than having sex in

your bedroom.

You did great. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You got to keep that leg way down for me.

Yeah, just like that. Actually, can you grab your ankle here? About right there.

Is that okay for you?

Perfect.

Just like that for me, sweetie.

I think you're going to be okay with that because you like anal.

But like I said at the beginning, we've got to get everything today. We've got

to make sure the producers know you have what it takes.

So we're going to switch this up, and he's going to put it in your ass.

What do you think?

Sure. We're going to use lots of lube.

He's taking care of you. So he got you an orgasm already, didn't he? Mm -hmm.

Put your hand behind that knee. Keep that knee open.

There you go.

Behind your knee. Maybe you can hold that leg back.

There you go.

There you go.

Is that enough lube for you?

Yeah.

Rotate that hip back over.

Yeah, just like that.

you look right into my camera as he slides inside your house.

Where's his cock at?

Deep in my ass.

Oh, wow, he is balls deep there, huh?

Yeah, yeah. How do you feel about that?

Feels good.

Love it.

You can take it with that hand, just try not to cover anything.

Look at you.

Just a little ham.

I'll take that from you. Okay.

Cool. And then same thing we did last time.

All right. You're going to stand in front of the couch.

Okay.

All right. Just sit in his lap. Don't worry about the penetration again.

Let's go. Move these cameras.

But once you get sat, you can reach back and grip the dick a little if you want.

Okay, you looking to your right?

Yes. Look to your right.

And then I want you to slide that cock back in your ass.

Can you bring those feet over again?

Is that shit on the walls?

Come on, big dick.

Let's have you spin around on it, then.

Same thing.

Should we beat up?

Please.

We're killed, man.

You got this.

You got to work on those quads.

Yeah.

That's great.

I'm going to let you get some.

Oh wow.

Good girl.

Good girl.

You need to ask?

No.

Okay, no worries. Jay, let's do some more face fucking.

Bring her down to the power driver.

He's going to get you right where he wants you.

Bring

your

shoulders back if you can this way.

Back? Yeah, back towards the couch just a little bit. There you go, Jay. There

you go, Jay.

There we go. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Have you ever done this position before?

No. Even better.

We're going to finish you off in what's called the chair.

Follow me.

Okay.

Grace. All right, you're going to get doggy style on this chair right here.

That chair right there.

You're going to bend straight over.

Jay is going to take a look at that butthole.

All right, Jay's going to get a couple shots of that butthole, maybe lube you

a little bit more.

I'm going to move your purse and your phone over here.

Now, do you see yourself in that camera in front of you? Mm -hmm. I want you to

keep looking in that camera until I tell you otherwise.

Okay. Jay's going to fuck your ass just a little bit more.

Okay.

Spread those cheeks for me.

Oh, that's great. That's great.

Alright, May, I want you to have a seat in the center of the couch for me.

So, that's what it would be like if we were to put you in an adult film.

On a scale of one to ten, how do you think you'd do?

How do you think?

How do you think you'd do? Oh.

I think I did probably like 8 out of 10.

Okay. Fair enough. Why do you think 8 out of 10?

Because I had fun.

It was a good time, but I think I could... Did you lose points for having

No. I just think I could perform better.

Ah, okay.

Fair enough. Well, again, just like your virginity story, right? That was your

first time.

You don't know what you don't know.

I will say I would give you a 10 out of 10 on that, right?

You came in here, you got fucked in your ass, and you enjoyed it, right? Can we

ask for much more?

No. So you did fantastic.

Applause all around for you, Maeve.

Do you think this kind of work is for you?

Yes. Something you're interested in doing?

Yes, for sure.

I think so, too.

So here's what happens next, right? We made this demo tape for the producers,

we've got to get over to the producers.

They need to review it.

See if you have what it takes. It's going to take them about three weeks.

So you're not going to get paid today.

You're going to get paid about three weeks when they finally find you some

Okay?

But you have my recommendation, and I'm sure you have Jay's recommendation after

that, which is as good as gold.

All right?

So sit by the phone because it's going to ring.

Okay? Next thing I want you to do, I want you to stand up for me.

I want you to once again face the wall.

And you're going to bend over at the waist real far.

And I want you to really, really spread those cheeks for me. I want to see that

asshole.

Really spread those cheeks.

There you go.

That's beautiful. Really spread it one more time.

That's fantastic.

Alright, happy to see you.

How does your ass feel?

It feels great.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's all the fluid.

Other than that, yeah, I went way smoother than I thought.

Good, good, good, good.

All right, well, here's what I'm going to have you do next. I'm going to have

you get dressed, and then I will get you an Uber, and we'll get you home, okay?

So if you want to move over there, grab your clothes.

I want to watch you get dressed.

If you want to grab your clothes.

These things are real fun to put on.

At least you have the bell bottoms.

But they look cute over pants, too.

Yeah, they look okay. They don't look bad. They seem to be a tough set of

to put on.

Yeah.

You just gotta find the right hole.

I want you to grab your stuff.

Cool. Now you're going to come right over here.

See this camera right here?

Yes. I want you to get down real close to it so you can see yourself in that

viewfinder all the way, just your face.

And I want you to blow me a kiss.

That one right there, a little further down. A little further down. It's okay.

There you go. Nice kiss.

Blow me a kiss.

We'll see you later.