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What the fuck? Why is she so goddamn
skinny?
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What is wrong with her?
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Oh my goodness, what is wrong with her
dress?
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Hey, nice to meet you.
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How are you? I actually believe your
son, Tariq, left his uniform at practice
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yesterday, and I was just passing by
because I'm kind of close here, and I
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thought I would drop it off. Are you
serious?
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It looks like his. I didn't want to go
in through it, but it looks like his
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Oh, thank you. That's nice of you. Would
you like to come in for some coffee,
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tea, or something?
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I don't know. Yeah, I got a few minutes.
Do you have time?
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Sure. Come on in.
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Come on.
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Well, come in.
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You can sit down over there, over there.
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Nice.
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Do you want any coffee, tea?
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Tea. Tea?
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All right.
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All right.
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You don't miss fire.
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Don't call me a spy. You can call me
Jada.
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Okay, Jada.
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You know, Jada, how fast of a learner
your son Tariq is. He's going to be a
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great fighter, I think.
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But I don't want him to be a fighter. I
just want him to protect himself.
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Maybe even me. I don't know.
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You know, I teach women self -defense.
Maybe you should come down to the studio
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sometime and I can teach you some moves
to be a good defender.
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That's good, but I don't have time.
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I don't have time.
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You don't need much time.
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In fact, you know what? I got a few
minutes. Why don't we go out to a little
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open area in your backyard, and I can
show you a couple moves.
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I think every woman should be able to
protect themselves, especially in
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time and age, you know what I mean?
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That's true.
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Well, yeah, we can do it. I just got to
go change my clothes into something
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comfortable. Yeah, a little more.
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Yeah, because this is not going to
happen.
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It's not going to happen, so I'll go
change my clothes right quick.
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Okay. I'll be right back.
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You've been allowed that. I'm telling
you, you should learn a few things,
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especially the world out there is pretty
crazy.
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I trust you.
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I'll be back.
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Wow, look at you.
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What? What's wrong? Something I'm
wearing? You don't like it?
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No, it's just dynamite. Thank you.
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Okay, let's stay here.
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First we bow.
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Okay. First we bow. That's kind of
silly, but first we bow.
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And then maybe we'll teach you like your
normal fighting stance, which would be
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something to be effective like this.
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You know what? We're not going to teach
you that. We're going to teach you some
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self -defense stuff. For instance, let's
say you're walking to your car and
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somebody grabs you.
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Yeah, fuck that.
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From behind, right? Okay. That would be
pretty scary, right? Yeah. So you want
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to know how to behave and fight back.
Yeah. For instance, let's say you grab
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and I'll show you what happens. Let's
say I'm walking to the car and you grab
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me. Grab me like this, just like this.
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Let's say I grab you like this.
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Let's say I grab you like that, right?
Okay. I'll hold you.
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What would you do? You don't know what
to do. I don't know what to do.
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Grab me.
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Okay. Grab me like that.
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Fine. What you could do is you could,
with one foot, you step on their foot.
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Boom. Right?
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That would in turn cause them some pain.
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Then you can reach around and hit them
like that. Boom.
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Okay. Helping at that point, you know,
you would startle them enough to deter
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them from wanting to continue to harass
you. Okay.
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Right? So let's try it.
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Don't do it for real.
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So if I came over and grabbed you around
the waist, right? So you would step on
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my foot. Oh, right?
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I would go, ah!
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Then you would smile.
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I would fall down to the ground. So
that's the effect of that, right?
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That's pretty cool, huh? Okay.
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All right, so now there's another one.
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What's the other one? The other one is
simply just take your head.
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And smack it back. No!
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Yeah, but don't do it to the heart. Oh,
my God.
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Let's say I grabbed you from behind.
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Okay. You would end up connecting and
hitting me in the nose or whoever that
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for that matter. Okay.
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It would be bad.
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All right. Let's say you knocked me down
and I was now on the ground.
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Okay. All right?
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We'll use this little thing. So now I'm
on the ground. You knocked me down. So
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get on me. Straddle me.
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Straddle me and face me now.
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So now,
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now you get on top of me.
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I'm down. Oh, you busted me in the face.
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You could just... Right.
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Okay, and then I'll sock you.
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So let me show you now. If you were
choking me, I would be you and you would
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me. You could go like this, break free.
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And then you could choke them like that.
And then maybe flip them off or
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something. Yeah, there you go. Okay. So
why don't we show... Here, let's turn
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around.
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I'll put you down here. Okay.
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I would do the same, right?
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That's the proper word, correct?
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All right, now suppose I threw you to
the ground, right? Okay. And I was
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at you. I was going to lunge at you. All
right. What would your first reaction
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be? I would try to kick you in the knee,
like whatever. Kick you in the knee,
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right? I'm trying to get in. Come on,
you're going to kick me in the knee.
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Oh, my God.
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You missed a knee, but that's fine
because that's a proper technique. I'm
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sorry. Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm so
sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean to kick
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you. This is so embarrassing.
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Oh, my God. I did not mean to kick you.
It's okay, it's okay.
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Let's be done with this little exercise
for today. What am I going to do? I'm
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going to try to make you feel better.
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You're going to try to make me feel
better? I'm going to try to make you
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better.
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I'm sorry.
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Can I just please make you feel better?
I mean, can we... I'm sorry. I'm so
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sorry. I tried to kiss you in your leg.
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No,
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let me rub it. Let me make it better.
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No, let me rub it. Let me make it better
for you.
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Let me make it better for you. Does that
feel better?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Boy, you got a... I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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I think it's starting to feel a little
better now, I guess.
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Oh, Jesus. No, let's really go inside.
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Let me take care of this guy.
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Yeah? Nobody's home?
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Nobody's home.
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The kids. Oh, my God. I'm so
embarrassed. Nobody's in the house.
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Yeah, you can come inside.
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Really? I'll make you feel better.
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I'm sorry.
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Lay down right here.
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Maybe I can make it better.
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I didn't mean to kick you. I did.
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I tried kicking your leg.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I can make it better for you.
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It feels better already, actually.
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It do?
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Maybe I can make it better than that.
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You want me to just rub it?
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I'm so sorry.
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If I can kiss and make it better, huh?
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Yeah.
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How about that?
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Oh my God, it's perfect.
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Let me take this off.
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Don't make me feel bad, I'm sure.
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I love that.
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I feel so much better now. You feel
better now?
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I feel so much better now.
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It's a lot for a rabbit.
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So much better
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now.
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Oh, yeah.
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What if I put my fucking tits between
them? Oh, my God.
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Like that.
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So good.
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So good.
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Oh, my God.
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It feels so good between my tits.
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I feel so much better now.
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Hmm.
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Well, okay.
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Oh my god.
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with some self -defense lessons or what?
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Fuck self -defense lessons. We need to
keep fucking like this.
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