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see that private school education paid

off it's called a political conscience

Ed you wouldn't understand it's called

vandalism you know to be people like you

first against War when the revolution

comes people like us you

mean working class is a state of mind

tell that to the working class you know

this type of antisocial behavior is

textbook acting out do you need a

hug get

off why can't you take me seriously I do

just not

very you've got that face you know I

don't like it when you get that face you

stop that face right now Dylan oh grow

up here you great steaming Nancy Dylan

that wasn't a dare Dylan stop

Dylan stop

Dylan absolutely do not do that Dylan

Whitman how we going to smash the state

if you always do what they tell you

Eddie Dylan this is going to be three

strikes three strikes Viva

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Chan crap my

life like it

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o what it's and you know what that means

when you work for the weekend and live

for the dream you can rob a car drive to

Double way nobody can stop you nobody

can say

anything at all

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anything a guar while rning around

living your you you could leave it all

break away and cut loose jump out of my

plane a bunch of balloons

anything at all

anything the on a Friday night shot at

the B we feel all

right one last time before we got to go

one last laugh before you carry me home

will never

go

yeah one last trying up the bar one last

shot before we fall apart we never go

oh

yeah one last try propping out the bar

one last TR before we fall apart we

never

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go oh no we'll never

go oh no we'll never

power

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prisoner designation 009 plural Zed

Alpha You Stand Accused of rebellion

against the laws of the

Galaxy and I find you guilty guilty

guilty guilty we recognize no

Lord we follow where chaos leads us your

kind of pestilence spreading death and

destruction across the

stars for the benefit of sane life forms

everywhere you will be

executed and your metal reduced to

inanimate

sludge disintegrate

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her order

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chaos provide

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a

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maximum

power restore

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do you want to go to jail C be wor some

boarding

school yeah I'm pretty sure it can I'm

just making a statement you know driving

my point home

what point you have no point you are in

fact completely pointless maybe my point

is there is no

point you're such an attention seeker

here's Dylan chugging on a cigar waving

a flamethrower around and then you act

all surprised that everything's

on you act all surprised everything's on

fire it's just how I express it's not my

fault we get oppressed for it is this

who you want to be when you grow up

ow alakus s hey I'm Rick I'm in a band

oh [ __ ] off ignore Rebel Without a clue

she doesn't get enough affection oh you

can [ __ ] off too wearing one of my

t-shirts um no I'm not I'm wearing one

of my t-shirts one of my designs I I

designed this one anchy rules with a zed

you did not design the symbol for anak

you might don't have a j oh what is

happening to your

brain vandalism resisting arrest

assaulting a police officer now that's

quite an accomplishment for one night

even for you too it's called freedom of

expression Sam Google

it hey man what's up it's called felony

and it usually comes with jail time but

lucky for you two all charges have been

dropped and you're free to go dropped

how stop talking just say thank you to

the nice policeman fin putting us in

jail

please don't thinkk

me you're in a lot of trouble young

lady crap my

life forun on private schools and this

is what they turn out your mother had

rolling her

right she'd understand she wasn't a

fascist I'm just going to not be

here you're not a damn kid anymore Dylan

it's time you started thinking about the

consequences of your actions I'm running

on a Law and Order platform for Christ's

sake sorry to be an

embarrassment the next time you screw up

you're on your own

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what the

smake guys aren R the m not turn on

lights genuine

EOS possibly containing genuine Little

Green Men

remember the prime

directive doing

what's the matter what's eating

you [ __ ] that was

close

hey no [ __ ] I letting you go early ah

she's letting me work from home wow she

getting soft must have got a bre or

something wow you just made me want to

puke until I pass

out

whoa me she's hungry oh I've only really

getting from that side what help me up

it's all right you got you it's all

right

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chaos little

with

little fing I'm going to you

down going to

get going to

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get they good do anything yeah if you

like piss week poses

oh look here comes Dixie now hey guys my

two favorite anarchists all right you

made it out of sty 13 yes yeah ah we

know how to work the system yeah Anarchy

yeah your sound was just

so Sonic ah thanks bab you got a

favorite

song yeah you know that one about the

puppy Farms like puppy farming is so

wrong am I right de oh yeah yes I love

those puppies there's one of those puppy

Farms just down the

road no oh my God I didn't know that

it's terrible yeah yeah yeah it makes me

so mad you know I I made a a t-shirt

especially yeah oh gee that'll that'll

learn him yeah hey that's that's just

stage one stage two is the raid ra done

it before free the puppies

that sounds exciting can we help we shut

up Dyan if we do anything to help the

poor little defenseless why do you keep

saying waste could be a little dangerous

that's okay I actually know Kung

Fu well um he maybe we could uh case The

Joint you know if you're if you're Keen

I am Keen of oh my God she's Keen for a

[ __ ] it's as plain as the face on a

Bulgarian pinup

just excuse me just one

second oh my

b um can you pick us up from my

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place

you me

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a a

oh

want to not your

Senor [ __ ] senorita you D I can't God

idiot now what's on the menu fix people

uh bit of peo hit him high hit him low

hit him oh oh no wait I know how about

maybe she's born with it maybe it's

Maybelline yes

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all righty then who's

next chaos provide

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you've been trying on hats for like 300

hours how can it matter so much what's

on your head uh it's called style Dylan

you wouldn't

understand you don't care what happens

at a puppy Farm probably don't even know

I bet uh yeah I do

know it's where they grow all the

puppies I'm

joking I know all about it I picked up

the

sleevelet oh my God Dylan what is your

problem little breaking enter damaging

corporate property rescuing poor little

oppressed pubbies I thought this would

be right up your flag pole I'm the one

that gets us into trouble not you you

ruining my sense of self

a you know there are other ways to get

him to stick it in you and wriggle it

around a bit stop look if you won't do

it for

me will you do it for the

puppies come on freeing these [ __ ]

puppies now

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how do I look like a [ __ ] in hate

this is bigger than

Roswell this is bigger than Roswell and

wle and Brazil

combined

get are your cars

right he'll be in the cover of

disclosure magazine for sure

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this is the place we're here

what is it l surgic

acid better

not

no I'm I'm really good fine thank

you let's go

down down the security guard's not at

the front that gives us exactly 4

minutes if either of you see or hear

anything give me the signal okay what

signal

kako

kako let's go

Bo Cutters I didn't even do my own

laundry why would I have B Cutters I

said come equipped I did I B this we

can't open that with this any one of

your

head I don't have

any so

what do we do when we get

inside we find the evidence to close

down this torture

Factory I thought it was a puppy

Farm didn't you read my leaflet he

skimmed part of it we're in

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did anyone else hear

that are you sure you know where we're

going I feel like we're definitely

lost is that a map oh my God than God

you WR a

map I I this isn't a map it's a

blueprint of a Romulan space

vagina what do we do

now let's go over here

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oh what oh crap my

life oh my God I thought you had done

this before I have I have what do you

mean I've not done get the [ __ ] together

it's like not now

any look lady we don't want any trouble

but there's three of us and only one of

you and I know Kung Fu so we can do this

the easy way or the hard way your

call the easy way

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there's no

reception boom yes

did

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R do

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something should been more specific

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[ __ ]

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you what the

hell this is [ __ ] I you die [ __ ]

I'm going to get out of here what about

the

puppies [ __ ] the

puppies wa Dylan Dylan what what about

Rick screw that guy he's on his arms no

you don't understand he's got the car

keys crap my

life all right come on

so who's

next eenie meanie

M you

go

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are you eating a puppy I was hungry do

you want some you any chemicals I've

injected into those in order Free Ranger

nothing good luck

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what the hell is she doing

I don't know so long as whatever that is

stays away from us I don't

care come on let's go find prick you

mean Rick I know what I

mean chicken [ __ ] could be

anywhere oh this place is

creepy what you I'm doing a plan is it a

plan to get kill do we look D I'm about

this close to killing myself just

because it was my plan and not your plan

we always have to do it Dy as you always

have to be the leader why don't you

stick to something you good at Ed like

matching

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colors H might be

smart okay then come on be

quiet can you please stop doing

that we've got to do

something like I don't know come up with

an escape plan or something practical

like that

genius I am thanks for noticing you

really think they're aliens what do you

think they're going to do anal

Probus that's an interesting Theory

got that face you know I don't like it

when you get that face

Dylan son of a [ __ ] must

pay telling that face always gets us

into trouble

uh excuse me i' like to distract you for

a second from what from

me

hey piece of piss yeah you know there's

always a simple trick with these things

and once you know it it's

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try picking on someone my

size hi I'm Dylan this is Eddie we're

here to rescue you come just focus let's

get out of here yeah we're getting to

that first we're going to do what we

came here to do going to free the damn

puppies

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my

feel look clearly this Hunker junk isn't

going anywhere come on Short Round hold

just making horses I've got to get the

biological samples that are from the

crash site what crash site no one said

anything about a crash that listen

carefully this is a classic Close

Encounter of the seventh kind

based on what I've observed there's an

extraterrestrial Cyborg and it's casting

mind controlling th over everyone that's

what I guess until I can analyze

everything with my Continuum flux

capacitator are you off your

meds

finally yeah I'd like to go look do

whatever you need to do faster eggplant

you're wasting time you'll thank me

later this is exactly what we need to

initiate first Contact calls with our

Intergalactic interloper hey you know

calm your tits princess delusions of

grandeur alien interop is not

withstanding we're not about to do

anything right now except save our own

Collective asses yes you got that now

let's book that means

B oh [ __ ] Rao [ __ ]

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is everyone

okay where's

Rick we better go get him oh [ __ ] that

guy he still has the keys seriously [ __ ]

that guy

he

waited Daddy

no how the [ __ ] are you D it

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yeah [ __ ] Eddie use this

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[ __ ]

yeah times for the little worms bres

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ate

this w

come on

smack [ __ ] you we need more of that

slime there is no more

slime get

yes

yes

[ __ ] what are you guys doing

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C

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w

are we

clear yeah we're clear where are we

going to go we can't go to the

police they think I'm a crazy

person here want some no it's good for

this roll

take us to City

Hall everyone out there seems to be

under some sort of evil mind control no

no alien th possibly alien th whatever

and they're all wearing these cybernetic

plugs in their eyes and and this Mexican

guy killed Rick with a whipper snipper

and but then we found this green slime

no no that's the the alien secretions

secretions and there was that's non

cybernetic yes uhuh green alien slime

and it pretty much just melted him like

the wicked wit in the west and I just

got on them and it was

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like

anyway we're in big

trouble and we really

I really need your

help

please

dad get her out of my

sight

what what are you doing

spaceship D this is way more important

than probably going to kill us do you

realiz Al are here excuse me puppies and

they're going to kill us

all you know they're going to throw the

book at you this time dad won't let that

happen you haven't heard his new slogan

well it turns out that no one is above

the law and uh believe it or not that

includes family

guess you can't fight City Hall even if

your dad is the

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May has anyone from the animal shelter

called to report a Breakin or

uh

anything have you got in contact with

this Rick guy

yet just see if he's got any friends

around town would

you for [ __ ]

sake we have to find a way of

communicating with the alien it's

obviously

intelligent means we'll be able to

reason with

it well we're locked up

the little eggplants right we need to

bust ourselves out of here and save the

world we are

it who stupid um maybe you haven't been

paying attention to current events but

we kicked some pretty serious butt back

there yeah you know what and we're lucky

to be alive this isn't a game I know

it's not a game Dylan people are

dead more people are going to die if we

don't do something about

it what do I care if some [ __ ] Rich

old men get killed by a cyborg alien why

should I care about that Jesus Christ

when are you ever going to grow up [ __ ]

you [ __ ] you Dylan you think you're

special just because your mom died and

your dad doesn't love you anymore that's

not even unusual boo [ __ ] who for

you [ __ ] Eddie I'm sorry it's fine I

just got angry it's fine just I'm sorry

Edie are we

okay [ __ ]

no yeah now we now we cool we're cool

right yeah we're totally fine you're

[ __ ]

fine

[ __ ] okay

okay okay okay okay okay okay it's just

because you put more a in there doesn't

make it a threat

Hat's coming off

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[ __ ] just

done

it

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joke you had enough yet enough

woo

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nice to rig to show up singers don't

rock up to sound Che sound checks musos

probably be laid up with some random

girl full of dope and beer dead to the

world you got that part right which part

the part about him being

dead Rick's dead mhm it was so sad I

cried

now pleas first Amy meie

M

you so we were talking about escaping

and saving the

planet

aliens pl's like a s to

be does anyone have any

hains no we through this I don't have

any head

pins that that's the [ __ ] since why did

everyone just start carrying around

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hains no one can be above the law not

even

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family so like just when to go over

there and

take her face off take her face off your

face off take her face the face

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it's just Lois it's one good dash for

and we're at the front door it is Zig it

is a I'm free we still have to get the

data that I collected from the crash

side there's no way it's going to be

locked up in evidence somewhere that

data is our only hope of saving the

world in P right we can we uh I don't

think one of your cigar and flamethrower

approaches is going to cut it this time

D we need a proper

strategy no I didn't mean I had one I

just mean that we needed

one ow excellent good

work okay so if I'm reading the map

correctly the evidence lock up is just

behind this door it's going to get in

grab the stuff and then get back out

again okay got it Follow the Leader 1 2

3 we might be

trapped you girls go hide I'll draw them

out I'll meet you out the front go

hi come on you great swimming

NES my friend certainly is brave what

good is that going to do her if she gets

herself killed

this is it found

it come

on wait

way piece of piece

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knock

KN what [ __ ] it you're wrecking it

you're supposed to say who's there and I

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say you're worst

nightmare then you say your worst

nightmare

your worst

nightmare your worst nightmare

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me oh wow look oh my God it out

look tough crowd oh yeah yeah yeah

that's it that's

it what was

that I don't think it's anything

remember your Mas from nowhere babe come

on relax it's nothing

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Alpha sier

Delta Alpha sier

Delta Jesus [ __ ] Christ

Christ freeze don't move put the arm

down step away from the

bodies you mean us both of you

now don't move don't come any closer

don't come any

close look what you did oh he just up

and shot us dude you need

therapy do you want

some wait wait wait wait wait wait

will you two stop playing with your

food Z enough power for you cuz we've

about to suck this place Drive

everything that plugs in or takes

batteries we shall

see thank you

child holy chise we require more power

like I said we're maxed out of electric

gizmos here

box the transformation of the old Power

Station upgraded for more power chaos

provides exactly what they've been

asking for our commitment to you as

always is to make sure that your lives

are transformed to the better

remember me

you may not recognize me because I used

to have a

face I hope you understand we might have

to take yours as a replacement

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what was that it was like mildly

inconvenient at the

worst okay pass

me yep that's fine careful with that oh

Jee sorry if anything were to happen to

this stick it would be bad well I guess

it's lucky nothing actually happened to

it sh

you took my face off I take your face

off it's not

unreasonable what that

did you throw a knife at my head [ __ ]

that going

on come out come

out need your

face I'm going to peel your face like

citrus

fruit then I'm going to cut off your

fingers one by one and stick them up

your

[ __ ] then I'm going to anal prob you

till you dead and then if you're still

not dead I'll anal prob you again that

sounds like so much fun

yep you talk too much little dog i b

mess with the bulls you get the horns

[ __ ] Dylan

Dylan come here

what is he doing here he believes us now

yeah I saw his cyborg meing things up

close and personal so uh if you're

telling the truth or you know also

[ __ ] crazy but the way I re you know

we should stick together did you get the

stuff oh

yeah I can analyze this with my Quantum

capacitator at home we should go there

now well good easy we've got a police

escort now

yep you sit in the front here

if that isn't enough power for that ugly

middle mul I'll eat my left

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foot good

citizens it's true I have solved all of

your worldly

problems I have the final solution and

I'm going to share it for I'm going to

share WP my life

what okay go go go go go

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get you

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oh e

can you say how many people might be

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end

up don't make

s

all is

down play

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one more K before

you your

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double trouble okay

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don't get too cocky the effect is only

temporary how

temporary extremely

go you're supposed to be at home young

lady oh

boy wait for

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me kids you give them a home education

you give them opportunities with just a

you simple rules to follow and what

happens they throw it right back in your

face they embarrass you at every turn

and they cost you a godamn

f you're the dumbass who had

Dem man self-indulgent CP all the cop in

my ear holes out of your BR

mouth well it's payback time

doing the rules have changed you'll

never embarrass me

again you're

right have changed

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that's my hat

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[ __ ] come

on good

I have very exciting news I your beloved

mayor have personally solved all of your

worldly concerns I have the answer and

I'm going to share it for free so join

me right now at City Hall for the final

solution to

everything my doors are wide

open starting a freaking production line

we're [ __ ] I can't get

signal we're officially on our own

pretty used to that why are you wearing

a shirt that's not

important what is important is that we

find these cyborg minion thingies and we

eliminate them permanently if not we're

[ __ ] well that's not very constructive

Eddie you know we can find you a shirt

D that um alien secretion kills them

permanently she's right turns them

straight to ooze it's totally de

cryptonite hey it's even

green that sounds like our best

option let's roll that you many people

wearing shirts get to say sam oh my God

leave him alone yeah I mean if he

doesn't want to wear a shirt

then he doesn't have to wear a

shirt you know I think we're getting Sid

check from the main issue my vot goes to

some form of Reckless violence we

haven't even tried communicating with it

yet your glass is half full kind of

person aren't you forget all of that

we're going to load up the car with

supplies and we're going to get out of

here while we still

can we'll head to sand or B City and the

Navy Seals will take the case this is

their kind of bag not ours we're kind of

banding all these people why not could

you live with yourself knowing you

didn't even try to save anyone we did

try and that's more than any of them

would do for us who says life says the

world says Eddie you know every man for

himself you know [ __ ] all of that you

and I will look after each other like we

always

have maybe this is the endem of the

world needs you know maybe it'll be

better off without any Rich [ __ ]

white old men in charge God not every

old man out there is your dad

Dylan this is their world Eddie not

ours let the alien take it mean

that why not this there no point

fighting anymore that's the only Point

[ __ ] happens it's life it's a mess and

it's out of control and it tries to hurt

us and break us every single day so you

want to hurt it back I Get It smash

everything let the world burn but you

can't I get that you think that you

don't have any other

choice but you

do so right here right now tonight

you decide who you

are so who you going to

be do I know

any V Revolution

right that's what you've always said

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the hell was

that ET F home is that a signal

yeah very powerful one jam it what I use

the computer to jam the signal how going

a laptop do that I don't know just

reverse the polarity or something

reverse the polarity of what I don't

know I don't even know what polarity is

just we need to get as far away as

possible from that

thing how much power do you think that's

using to say exactly roughly

Lots well I can't be getting that much

power from car batteries and radios and

stuff the power grid you must have

hooked into the power

grid

Dylan you've got that

face I love it when you get that face

what are you guys standing around for

it's time to kick the ties L the

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fire

me sky is falling down on you

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only VMA you can find the crash site

from here yeah yes good you three go and

collect all the alien slime what do we

meant to do with it throw handfuls of

it I got a better

idea we're going to weaponize that

[ __ ] can handle that right of course I'm

a genius good you three goal meet you

want the puppy Farm what hold on what

where are you

going I'm going to cut this alien

bitch's power supply off at it source so

you need to distract it from me you got

this yeah I know Kung Fu

remember what about you you ready to

kick the tires lights and FES [ __ ] I

was born ready

got falling down down down

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Ando

apocalypso you forget about me I'm not

forgettable at my feelings

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going let you live for a while why don't

you know what it's like not have a face

you going to back all day little [ __ ]

are you going to fight

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that's got to be a little bit stingy bit

stingy

well instead and put it in

there and one more for good

luck

yeah look at the

I think we're going to need a bigger C

more

power contact

established relaying

coordinates

sending

sending soon we will be many

she doesn't cut the paale lines

yet we need to buy us some more time

Reckless FS definitely

re just hold your horses there what the

[ __ ] let's maybe think of a plan that

doesn't get us all immediately

killed maybe we could do some flanking

or maybe like a pins Retreat you know

you go around the that way and I go run

this way and we just kind of just

spitballing here you could give me a

hand sounds like cardio I don't do

card okay what do you

think crap my

life I come in

peace on behalf of mankind I'd like to

welcome you to our world and come to a

mutual understanding we can all be

friends what the she's going to get us

all killed with this Star Trek [ __ ]

do you understand the concept of

friendship it's one of Mankind's most

noble

qualities you wish to make friends with

me

yes friends we can be

friends we do not make friends with our

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food no we can find a way there is no

way there is only chaos they

quick yes

excuse me I think I want to murder you

now boom baby

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all right [ __ ] you want to

fight

yeah oh my

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game

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on

pointy let's Tango

take

this oh damn oh my hair spe

rubber that

huh I know Kung Fu

this is what you get

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[ __ ] Endo apocalyps sir

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did we just save the world what you do

to save the

world [ __ ] yeah D when will your punks

understand you can't fight City Hall

I brought

muffins love

muffins so did we save the world Dar

toen we

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did you are already a child of

chaos join me

feelie

Eddie Eddie

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oh oh

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a

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I got you you son of a [ __ ] wasn't so

bright you left me

behind deep scar

toind me what did you do the things you

did you stole my heart and stop be happy

to kill you so happy to

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kill you flame and G so keep it

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keep

Dyan we got

company well let's roll out the Welcome

Wagon let's show these metal sons of

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take

two he's saying all of your lines before

I can St

L it's like you've got a

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problem there no any more that you can

do what the

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going getn

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