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Do you mind if I harass you while you're in the shower?

I'll take that as a no.

I said, do you mind if I harass you while you're in the shower? And then you

that and I said, I'll take that as a no.

I've tried it and I never have successfully done it.

I hear good things.

So every year for AVN, everybody comes out here, and I have to be here for 10

days because of Internet and all the web stuff, all the

web business shit that I do.

All the web business shit I do.

And if you haven't ever been to Vegas for 10 days straight, it's far too much

fucking Vegas.

It's horrible.

The same one in the morning.

Yeah. So, yeah.

Ten days a day, yeah.

So, look.

That's, yeah, just you.

You're magnificent.

Thank you for getting butt fucks for me and hanging out

with me. Thank you for giving me the opportunity.

to showcase my gait.

I love your gait. I'll show you one. I'll send you pictures of it. You, like,

texted me that photo.

It made me so happy.

I'm going to send you an email now.

Yeah. Like the gait.

Yeah. I, uh... Yeah. I wish I could

just make you my game theme production contract model.

All Riley.

Do I still have makeup all over my face? You do, but in a good way.

There's makeup on your face.

I didn't look too bad on the lip today.

What? It's a little... But then you got in the shower.

I really need to shower.

Because you don't have hair?

The hair is long for now.

It's really long.

I even bought bleach yesterday.

I planned on bleaching it for the day, but I got really lazy.

All right, if they came over and drank and finished it.

Drank and got bleach in her hair.

Yeah. I probably shouldn't get this close to the water.

Okay.

All right.

When you're done with it, go.

I just usually stay out of the shower.

I don't do much walking.

I love showers.

I love, like, really hot showers, too.

And then in the market for a hot tub.

I know someone who might, well, actually, I have no idea. She had a,

in the market for a hot tub three, like, three or four years ago, she was like,

you can have mine.

But I was like, she lives in New York. I don't know. Maybe she has it there, so.

Wait, I have a Zoom feature.

Look at that.

I've never had someone, like, pull on

me. Are you into it?

Yeah. You like it?

Yeah. This hurts, but it's going to hurt.

This is a thing we used to do at Kink in Girl's Head Cube.

Yeah. Because for a while it was chicks. Now, like, People just kind of do

whatever they want with their pubes.

But there was a time where I, it was weird. It was like the girls in porn

had bush, like they were doing it like as a protest or something.

This was like in 2006, 2007.

Like this was like 10 years ago. And they always had like a certain

And so there was like the directors at kink would always be like, pull on the

bush. And like now there's directors that are like, we won't shoot you if you

have bush.

specifically because of back in, like, ten years ago, the personality of the

type that had Bush that was like, I have Bush!

I'm a strong woman who is gonna... And then the scenes just would suck because

they would always try to toss in the bottom and do all sorts of, like, weird

shit. I don't know. I don't pay attention to any of that shit. I just

But... I just shot this for the second time.

Who? I just shot this for the second time. Yeah, it's really... It's a much

different company now.

than it used to be.

But, uh, yeah.

Um, what was I going to say?

Oh, bush, yeah, I never, I guess I should film myself, but I'm going to be

talking. I've never cared about cubes.

I'm a big believer that they're your cubes, and you can do with your cubes

whatever you want to do with your cubes.

Just like your hair, or your body, like with tattoos and piercings and things.

I understand aesthetic preference.

It's the same with tattoos.

I don't like tattoos.

I think they're unattractive.

You're just really pretty, and whenever I look at you, I get reminded of how

pretty you are.

So if it was like, yeah, this is my preference, then yeah, you have the

not hook up with someone.

You can be like, I don't aesthetically find you attractive.

But then you can't tell, you shouldn't tell them what to do with their body.

Because... Yeah, whatever. You get the point.

Holy shit.

Yeah,

rinse my mouth.

Yeah, rinse my mouth might come from your butthole.

You already did all that rinsing. That's all.

Do you need a towel or something? Do you have one?

I don't have any. I'll use that one. I don't care what color it is. I'm sure

there's only five. Do you want a pink color?

Just put that.

Chloe's from earlier, and I don't think she'll care.

I really want to get this bath mat, and it's moss.

Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, yeah. It takes like a water. Yeah, yeah.

I know that. You're dripping.

I know what you're talking about. You're dripping.

Yeah.

But. My bathroom's not very ventilated, so it'll probably just get a real moldy.

If I don't do that, it'll just dry

flat.

Curly. I don't know why it curls.

I definitely do.

Keep looking at your fucking...

I keep thinking that it's open.

My pants?

Yeah.

It looks like a vagina.

I have vagina pants.

Yeah, it does kind of look like a vagina.

Look at that.

I don't ever see my pants from that angle.

I don't mind you looking at my crotch. You're more than welcome to look.

You have permission to do stuff to my crotch.

She's pretending she's jerking off to you getting fucked.

Every time I go to the doctor, she's like, I've been jerking off to all these

people getting fucked.

I'm happy that you keep your eyes on my crotch.

You're happy what? That you put your eyes on my crotch. It brings me joy.

I'm coming over here so I can be less front -lit, back -lit,

more front -lit. There we go.

Oh, you're shit.

I forgot. Am I giving you a ride home, or do you... Yeah. Okay, cool. Good,

good, good.

Yeah. I was about to say, when's your flight? But yeah, if you're home with

then we just... We can just leave whenever we want.

Yeah.

What about homegirl?

She's coming, too. It's going to be all of us.

It's going to be a party bus, yeah.

So, I'm going to sit in this chair.

I'm going to watch you be naked.

Maybe you can stare at my crotch more.

Let me see your mind.

Let me see.

Let me see.

It's pretty interesting.

Oh.

Oh, I've had sex with someone in that. Can you, but can you have sex with them?

Actually, this is my, this would be my time for us to pick up on it.

Bend over that table, let's see if you can have sex with it.

Let's see if it's possible.

Bye -bye.

It's as smooth as I can get.

I'm better at when women seduce me.

I'm not very good at seducing women. I'm not very good at seducing women. Well,

I'm just not very dominant, so.

Like, uh, uh, uh.

Give me a line.

I don't think I'll wear these today.

No? No.

Who knew?

You're a good pantsless.

The only problem with you not having hair is that I can't lead you around

it. Find your lead.

I have one with me, actually.

Yeah, you stay like that. I'm going to do a thing.

I don't think I ever want to be... Well, I know the fact. I don't ever want to

be on set with you and not have sex with you.

Just so you know.

Okay.

You need to come out of your asshole right away.

You're making it a lot more awkward to do this.

Thank you.

Yeah, I put them out a bit.

I don't know.

Okay.

God damn, that's good.

Was it recording? Yeah.

I was just thinking, as I went over there, I'm like, I wonder if I actually

press record this time.

I'm holding a common hair pussy, and I didn't even get it.

Just come there for me.

Oh, my God.

It's actually a real fucking... Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Boo -hoo -hoo!

in your pussy. No, Vogue.

Category?

Breeding. I don't know.

Fuck, baby.

That was good, no?

Yeah.

You're definitely good at sex.

I'm not good at sex.

I'm not good at this video.

I like it, you too.

How's your butthole feel? Pretty good.

One day I'll go in there.

I promise.

Maybe. Right now for Analyze .com I have all sorts of footage with me. So I

don't need any more scenes with me for JamesDean .com.

But I, uh... You know, I don't want to make you do like...

Don't be like, yeah, shoot three scenes in a day and come here and do this.

It's a lot.

And with shooting in Nevada, it's a pain in the ass because it's just more

expensive and scheduling and stuff.

And it's not like I magically have 20 ,000 more members from shooting in

Make it work.

Okay. Can you dress me?

Yes.