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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,200 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,599 Yeah! Hello. 3 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,759 Hello, and welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks, the show that says, 4 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,279 "Do you like music? Do you like comedy? 5 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,879 Well, you've come to the right place. That's so cool. 6 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,160 This is a comedy show about music." 7 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,239 ♪ Fly me to the moon... 8 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,479 ♪ Let me play among the stars ♪ 9 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,799 Joining Jamali on Noel's team tonight... 10 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,719 ♪ You said you don't get cold You liar 11 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,359 A platinum-selling singer who had to delay "Ghost of You" 12 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,559 because the Queen had died. 13 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,159 Here's hoping that her new single 14 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,520 "Nigel Farage Gets Banged By a Donkey" also has to be postponed. 15 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,200 It's the brilliant Mimi Webb! 16 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,359 And on Sophie's team tonight, 17 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,359 a colossus of entertainment, sell-out stand-up tours, 18 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,639 a character actor, a panel show behemoth, 19 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,239 and simultaneously a little old Northern man 20 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,679 who thinks it's reet cold outside. 21 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,279 It's Jon Richardson! 22 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,919 And also on Sophie's team... 23 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,159 A rapper who proves you don't have to be an American hip-hop star 24 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,039 to make a point, and I quote him, 25 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,839 "I've got so many clothes I keep some at my aunt's house." 26 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,399 Yeah, Snoop Dogg, where do you keep your trousers? 27 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,519 Big Yellow storage, you pussy? 28 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,799 It's Tinie Tempah! 29 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,799 Welcome. I say Tinie Tempah, I hear you lost your "Tempah' in 2020. 30 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,799 So, In 2020, I let go of the "Tempah" cos I wanted to 31 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,719 try and steal some of your jobs in the whole TV space, 32 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,999 and I just felt like I needed 33 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,159 a separation between my music and the stuff that you guys do. 34 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,239 Yeah. It's an intriguing decision. - You had seven number ones. - Yeah. 35 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,559 The only rapper from the UK to have seven number ones in this country. 36 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,519 - Absolutely, yeah. - And then you made the obvious next career move. 37 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,679 You decided to host - a show about house extensions. - Yeah. 38 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,800 I like houses, guys, I like houses. 39 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,799 I mean, I'm just fascinated how you - made the jump. - Houses are cool, man. 40 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,999 More interestingly, Kevin McCloud's going the other way. 41 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,999 Got a rap album out next year. There we go. 42 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,399 Trading places, trading places. 43 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,199 You are the only person I've ever met 44 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,119 who could make a jump to house extensions seem cool. 45 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,039 There you go. Watch what I do next, Greg. 46 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:21,199 Gonna get into tarmacking? Mate, anything can happen. 47 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,119 Jon, welcome. Thank you. 48 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,919 I have had my researchers uncovering stuff that I never would've dreamt. 49 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,039 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 50 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,599 Jon is a massive fan of musicals. Nice. 51 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,999 Yeah, you weren't expecting that, were you? 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,719 Thought you were gonna... I wasn't. 53 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,519 ...make me look quite the tool. It turns out everyone loves musicals. 54 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:49,719 Did you go and see Cats on your own, - Jon? - No. 55 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,559 Jon, according to my research, you went four times on your own. 56 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,999 I did go four times. I think that's sad enough. 57 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,599 - Alone? - No, I didn't go on my own. I went with four different friends. 58 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,519 Who are those friends? 59 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:08,320 You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school. 60 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,080 Mimi's here. Hello, Mimi. Hello. 61 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,079 Hi. 62 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:24,399 You have opened for the Jonas Brothers... Yeah. 63 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,839 ...Tate McRae, and Benson Boone. Yeah. 64 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,119 Pretty impressive. 65 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,799 Shag, marry, kill? 66 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:37,239 Oh... shag Benson Boone. Tick. 67 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,079 - We're on the same page. - I'd marry both Jonas Brothers and Tate McRae. 68 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,959 Lovely. I couldn't kill anyone. 69 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,239 Don't kill anyone? OK. I'd kill the Jonas Brothers. Right. 70 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,120 How? 71 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,279 Yeah, what would you do? One punch, back of the head. 72 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,279 Bam, bam. 73 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:02,919 One left, one right. No more brothers. 74 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:10,399 I've never seen Jamali laugh so hard at anything. 75 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,919 Sorry, these are your colleagues. I'm so sorry. 76 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,079 These are like my brothers, guys. 77 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,559 Yeah, they're really nice guys. And I won't, in front of you, 78 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,359 kill them both with a single blow to the back of the head. 79 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,679 Cos you're so tall, you could pick them up 80 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,479 and do whatever you wanted with them. 81 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,480 Yes, and what I want to do is kill them. 82 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,079 One of your big hits is "Red Flags". 83 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,679 Yeah. I like red flags as a topic. 84 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,519 I like red flags. All done a bit of dating lately? 85 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,839 - Got red flags? - Yeah. All my red flags are really deep, dark things 86 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,799 that I wrote the song about. 87 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:51,319 I think it's a luxury you have in - your, like, 20s and early 30s. - Yeah. 88 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,839 By your late 30s, you're like, "Fuck it, I'll have any flag." 89 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,159 I've got a whole gazebo with my partner. 90 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,039 - Anyone else got any? - I dated a girl who didn't want her arse ate. 91 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,919 I was like, "What are you hiding?" She didn't want... 92 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,479 She didn't want her arse ate, and I'm like, "What are you hiding?"Ah. 93 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,759 Arse ate? 94 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,719 Jamali, I did not see that one coming from you. 95 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,599 I thought I'd throw it out there. I thought you were a nice boy. 96 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,279 Yeah, I dunno. I thought... OK, let's crack. Ooh. 97 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,159 Let's big chewy bum crack on with the show. 98 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,199 Let's seriously get down and eat some bum. 99 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,439 Alright, here we go. 100 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,600 Who's hungry? 101 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,719 Let's crack on with the show. 102 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,199 The first question is for Sophie's - team. Take a look at this. - Right. 103 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,439 ♪ If I could turn back time 104 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:56,680 ♪ If I could find a way 105 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,239 ♪ I'd take back all the words that've hurt you 106 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,920 ♪ And you'd stay... ♪ 107 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:11,880 That was Noel Fielding in the year 2076, Cher. 108 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,119 Sophie's team, can you tell me which of these weird encounters 109 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:20,519 at a celebrity's house did Cher write about in her autobiography? 110 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,880 Was it A... 111 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,760 Or was it B? 112 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,440 Or was it C? 113 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,399 Incredibly, Sophie's team, one of those is true. 114 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:14,639 Salvador Dali was a watcher, so he could have orgies. 115 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,959 I know that, it was in a documentary. 116 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,959 He didn't like to do much himself, but he'd watch other people. 117 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,199 I'm like that with DIY. Yeah, yeah. 118 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,399 And also, I can imagine he would have a decorative rubber fish. 119 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,559 Do you think that fish is one of - those Billy Bass fish? - It could be. 120 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,800 Would Cher... 121 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,639 Would Cher put a Billy Bass against her privates? 122 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:44,439 I don't think it's got the strength in the fin to stimulate a clitoris. 123 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,519 It'd be distracting. Every five seconds 124 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,359 he's scared and it goes, "Hit the road, Jack." 125 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,119 It's like — it's like... 126 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,159 Bette Midler and Cher are mates, so that's possible. 127 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,839 But why jump over Danny DeVito? 128 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,679 What point are you trying to make? Well, he's very small. 129 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,719 - I know. - It's a joke about him being small, Tinie, that's all it is. 130 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:13,719 - It's a bit cheap. - People find it amusing to belittle talented men. 131 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,319 Oh, my God, I'd love to jump over you as well. 132 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:22,279 You better have a bloody good point to make. 133 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,759 What about number one then? 134 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:29,079 - That's where I'm leading to. - I don't like that in Rod. I'm gonna say no. 135 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,439 You know who Cher's going out with? Who? 136 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:36,399 She's 80 years of age, Cher, and she has a 39-year-old boyfriend. 137 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,039 Have a look. There he is. I say all power to Cher. 138 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,559 So many male rockers have much younger girlfriends. 139 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:45,039 Although my auntie is the same age as Cher, 140 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,879 and things change when you pop a picture of her in. 141 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,920 Have a look. 142 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,959 Very different story, innit? 143 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,199 Jamali? Yo. 144 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,359 Would you be up for dating a woman - in her mid-70s? - A hundred per cent. 145 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:06,719 You know she got bare Werther's Originals ready to go. 146 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,759 Mortgage is nearly paid up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. 147 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,959 I presume you won't be indulging in your favourite sexual pastime. 148 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,359 Anyway, none of this is gonna help you decide the answer. 149 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,119 - Have you decided? - I'd say B. What are your thoughts? 150 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,879 I think B. That's a good story. 151 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,599 Cool, let's go with B then. Yeah? B. 152 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,679 That's wild, but let's do it. Locked in? 153 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,559 Locked in. You are... 154 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,399 right, the answer's B! 155 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,639 High five, high five. Well done. 156 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,159 Cher found a weird fish vibrator at Salvador Dali's house. 157 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,599 She told him it was beautiful, and he replied, 158 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,759 "It feels wonderful when you put it on your clitoris," 159 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,039 which eventually led to Dali's famous masterpiece, 160 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,759 "Melting Fish on Cher's Growler". 161 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:01,360 Well done, Sophie's team, that's a point to you! 162 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,279 This question is for Noel's team. 163 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,919 It's all about pop superstars posing as other people. 164 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,319 Take a look at this. ♪ Change 165 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,159 ♪ I'm starting with the man in the mirror 166 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,399 ♪ Oh, yeah 167 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,439 ♪ I'm asking him to change his ways... ♪ 168 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,479 ♪ You make me feel like I'm livin' a 169 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,039 ♪ Teenage dream, the way you turn me on 170 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,199 ♪ I can't help feeling 171 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,320 ♪ We could've had it all 172 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,119 ♪ Rolling in the deep... ♪ 173 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,359 That was Katy Perry, Michael Jackson, 174 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,799 and the singer who when she scratches always has a sniff, Adele. 175 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,559 But Noel's team, can you tell me 176 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,879 which of these pop legends once pretended to be someone else? 177 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,920 Was it A... 178 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,039 When Russell got annoyed, 179 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:19,519 Jackson would giggle and say, "It's only Michael," and hang up. 180 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,679 And that's just one of a few naughty things 181 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,599 that Michael Jackson did in his life. 182 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,560 Or was it B... 183 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,079 ...but deep down I know that I've done a guff 184 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,799 in front of the greatest actress of all time." 185 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,840 Or was it C... 186 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,439 There you go. 187 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,359 Think Michael Jackson used to ring Russell Crowe and say, 188 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,959 "It's only Michael"? I don't know, it's... 189 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,199 I get the impression none of you want to talk about Michael Jackson. 190 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,159 I think it could be B. 191 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,599 I rest my case. No, I feel like it would be like 192 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,679 meat that's sold - out of the back of a van. - Yeah. 193 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,999 Good quality East End meat. Yes. 194 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,879 Katy Perry, is she likely to be doing an Elvis impression? 195 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,279 I hope not. That would be jarring. I hear she's quite funny. 196 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,279 Have you met her? I've never met her. 197 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,319 No, not you, obviously. I'm talking to Mimi. 198 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,399 Mimi, have you met Katy Perry? 199 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:46,119 I haven't met... No, but could see her doing that. I dunno why. 200 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,519 Let me give you some facts to help. According to people who knew him, 201 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,279 Michael Jackson had a mischievous sense of humour, 202 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,199 and enjoyed playing practical jokes 203 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,559 like hiding fake spiders and wearing false moustaches. 204 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:02,199 There was also that time he dangled a baby out of a high-rise window. 205 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,559 And let's not forget the big one... 206 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:09,679 Hello? I wasn't going to. 207 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,159 Let's talk about Cockney minicab dispatcher 208 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,599 with the voice of an angel, Adele. 209 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,039 In 2012, Adele revealed that she often plants fake stories 210 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,639 amongst friends to see which ones end up in the press, 211 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,399 and then gets rid of the friend that told that story. 212 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,159 That's exactly the same reason I got rid of my mate Dave. 213 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,120 Look what he leaked. 214 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,599 This is the best fact about Katy Perry. 215 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,879 Katy Perry was once in a legal battle with two nuns, 216 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,919 when she tried to buy a convent. This is genuinely true. 217 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,679 One of the nuns died during the legal proceedings, 218 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:52,159 and wait till you hear the last words that she said before she died. 219 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,919 What? 220 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:58,559 Was Katy Perry holding a pillow at the time? 221 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,639 What do you reckon? Let's lock it in. 222 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,719 You both think it's A? Or maybe C. 223 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,039 I don't know... Yeah, I say Michael Jackson. 224 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,439 Shall we go for Jacko? Yeah. 225 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,399 Alright. The answer is... 226 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:16,439 A! You're right, it was Michael Jackson! 227 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,199 Michael Jackson used to prank call Russell Crowe. 228 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,799 Russell was worried to tell people about the calls 229 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,039 in case they thought he was insane. 230 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,480 Well done, Noel's team. One point. We're off! 231 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,719 At the end of that round, both teams have one point! 232 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,719 I'm gonna let Jon take us to the adverts. 233 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,880 Just pop this on for me. Oh. OK. 234 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:47,959 Off you go. 235 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,680 Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks. 236 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,999 Alright, next up is the intros round. 237 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,799 Jamali and Mimi, on your feet. You'll be performing a song to Noel. 238 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,679 Remember, it's the title of the song we're looking for. 239 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,079 Take it away. 240 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,199 Good, good. 241 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,839 That's not how it went, but, yeah. No, no, it's good, it's good. 242 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,920 In the club. 243 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,159 Now the show's taking off. - Noel Fielding. - No fucking clue. 244 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,239 No! 245 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,839 Pretty good! Is it (IMITATES THEM)? 246 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,880 It is, yeah. 247 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,599 Is it Elton John? Yes. 248 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,279 Oh. Just give me a song title. You're still in the game. 249 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,519 Saturday Night's...? No. I'll pass it over. 250 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,319 - Oh, fuck! - Crocodile Rock. It is Crocodile Rock! 251 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,919 It was Elton John with Crocodile Rock, 252 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:29,720 and here's how it should've sounded. 253 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,879 That was Elton John with Crocodile Rock. 254 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,159 When quizzed about the meaning of the song in 1970, 255 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,319 he said, "Better talk to Bernie about that. 256 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,679 I'm just in charge of plinky plonkies." 257 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,519 Next song, please. Do you want me to do the first bit? 258 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,839 No, I can do it. You sure? 259 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,519 I know it already. ♪ De de de de de 260 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,360 ♪ De de de 261 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,039 It's... ♪ De de de de de-e-e 262 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,079 # Dum dum ♪ 263 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,399 That was quite good. 264 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,159 ♪ I see a red... ♪ Yeah. 265 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,000 Paint It Black. Is right! 266 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,599 The Rolling Stones, Paint It Black. Let's hear how it should've sounded. 267 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,999 That was The Rolling Stones and Paint It Black. 268 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,079 Keith Richards once said, "Give me a guitar, a piano, 269 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,839 a broom and string. I wouldn't get bored anywhere." 270 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,919 The passenger next to him on the plane 271 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,839 leaned over to the air steward and said, 272 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,199 "Please don't give him the broom. He's off his face on temazepam. 273 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,639 He wants to show me how Michael Hutchence died." 274 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,120 Well done, Noel's team, you guessed one right! 275 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,359 Jon and Tinie, it's your turn to perform to Sophie, 276 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,320 so on your feet, please. 277 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,959 Alright, here we go. Song one, off we go. 278 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,480 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh 279 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,640 Good. 280 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,759 ♪ Doo doo-doo-doo dooo... ♪ 281 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,039 It is good. 282 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,319 I think you should be more emphatic. Yeah, it's really good. 283 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,639 That's good. Believe in it. Believe in it. 284 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,960 ♪ Doo doo-doo-doo dooo... ♪ 285 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,599 I can hear it, but I can't... That's so good. 286 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,719 I just sound like I'm Northern and, like, really enjoying myself. 287 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,959 ♪ Hoo hoo-hoo-hoo hoo ♪ 288 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,039 I don't know. Oh, come on. 289 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,439 Shall we pass it over? 290 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,439 It's Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood. Is right! 291 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,159 It was Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. 292 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,280 Here's how it should've sounded. 293 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,879 ♪ Ho ho ho ho hoo-hoo ♪ 294 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,399 That was Gorillaz and Clint Eastwood, 295 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,839 a lovely tribute to the 95-year-old. 296 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,559 Not that he needs any more good news. 297 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,760 Won the world's longest ball bag for the eighth year running. 298 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,640 Greg, you came second. Runner up. 299 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,599 Next one, please. 300 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,559 Is that a banjo or a guitar? 301 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,439 It's a guitar, but I'm very big, so I make it look like a banjo. 302 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:12,599 ♪ Bom bom bom bom-bom 303 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,519 Faith, George Michael. Is incorrect. 304 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,439 Oh. 305 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,399 Let's have a bit more of it. 306 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,839 - What's next? - It's the intro, we just do the intro, yeah. 307 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,519 ♪ Bom bom bom bom-bom 308 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,199 ♪ Bom bom bom... ♪ 309 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,359 No. I'm gonna pass it over. 310 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,479 Oh, is it them... It's them three white boys, yeah, 311 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,839 and it's like... Bee Gees! 312 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,319 Not Bee Gees, the other... 313 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,959 They're brothers... Hanson. 314 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,879 Oh. The Hanson. Yeah, is it the Hanson... Is it MMMBop? 315 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,199 It is not MMMBop. 316 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,159 I'll tell you. You're both wrong. 317 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,199 It was the Scissor Sisters, I Don't Feel Like Dancing. 318 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,999 Here's how it should've sounded. 319 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,119 The Scissor Sisters, I Don't Feel Like Dancing. 320 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,319 The song was cowritten by none other than Sir Elton John, 321 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,119 who never feels like dancing. 322 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,959 He doesn't get paid unless he comes up 323 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,800 every time I press it. 324 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,919 Bad luck, Sophie's team. You guessed - none correct. - I'm sorry. 325 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,919 I feel like I let you down. 326 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,999 Oh, you did well. I'm sorry I let you down. 327 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,159 At the end of that, Sophie's team have two 328 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:01,879 but Noel's team are in the lead with three points! 329 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,959 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 330 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,919 It's time for C'est la Vie-deo. 331 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,279 I'll read a brief description of iconic videos. 332 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,919 All you have to do is to tell me what video I'm describing. 333 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,999 Name the song for me. 334 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,879 Sophie's team, you're up first, - so get ready. - Right, OK. Come on. 335 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,559 A saucy flight attendant spills a drink on a man's lap 336 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,839 and then writhes around in a diamond leotard. 337 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,519 Britney Spears, Toxic. - Correct. - Well done. 338 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,199 Nasal woman has emotional breakdown 339 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,959 and hugs construction equipment in the buff. 340 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,359 Wrecking Ball. Wrecking Ball. Yeah. Correct, Miley Cyrus. 341 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,639 Woman falls into comic book, falls in love with drawing, 342 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,279 and gets into a scrap, before dragging her boyfriend 343 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,079 back to the mortal realm. 344 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,879 It's not Take On Me... Take On Me? 345 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,879 It is Take On Me, by A-ha. 346 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,439 Two horny women move through a colourful sexy mansion 347 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,159 full of snakes, big cats, and a shallow pool. 348 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,280 The Proclaimers... 349 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,799 Oh, oh! Cardi B and WAP. 350 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,319 - That's right. - Megan Thee Stallion, - well done. - Being horny together. 351 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,239 Small Australian dances robotically while wearing white bedsheets. 352 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,279 Kylie Minogue, la-la-la-la-la... What's the song called? 353 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,279 Can't Get You Out of My Head. Correct. 354 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,719 That was good. 355 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,719 High five. 356 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,319 Well, well done, Sophie's team. You got five right! 357 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,479 Very good. OK, Noel's team, it's your turn now. 358 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,959 Are you ready? Three women in black leotards perform synchronised dance. 359 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,039 One of them has a robot hand. 360 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,279 I dunno. Beyonce, Single Ladies. 361 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,759 Man being assessed by a scientist in a lab 362 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,279 hangs upside down from gym equipment 363 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,919 and wishes you well on your - birthday. - In Da Club, 50 Cent. 364 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,399 In Da Club, 50 Cent. 365 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,839 Cockney woman makes intense phone calls, 366 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,719 kneeling at pond from old house. 367 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,119 Oh, is that... 368 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,439 Don't look at me, I dunno. - Is that Adele, Hello? - It is! 369 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,799 Boring man visits beach in terrible weather 370 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,039 whilst singing about a colour. 371 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,639 Yellow. Yellow, correct, by Coldplay. 372 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:13,359 Korean man wears tuxedo and dances like horse. 373 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,759 Oh, Gangnam Style. 374 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,439 Gangnam Style, PSY. Outside a theatre... 375 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,439 Time's up. Well done, Noel's team, you scored four points! 376 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,319 At the end of that round, both teams have seven points. 377 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,639 Right, let's have some adverts. Or as Tom Jones says, 378 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,679 "Let's suckle the rock-hard teat of capitalism. Hoo!' 379 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,799 Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks. 380 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,999 It's time now for the ID Parade, 381 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,879 where our panel must identify a band from yesteryear. 382 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,439 Sophie's team, here's your line-up. Those at home, take a look at this. 383 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,319 ♪ I can get a record player and a generator 384 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,239 ♪ Generate the music that makes you feel better 385 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,719 ♪ I can get a record player and a generator 386 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,960 ♪ Generate the music that makes you feel better... ♪ 387 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,920 Lovely. 388 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,119 That was The Holloways with the ludicrously catchy Generator, 389 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,919 but can you tell me which two members of our line-up 390 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,639 are Alfie and Bryn from the band? 391 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,759 Is it number one, The Holloways. 392 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,639 Number two, this is the captain, seats up, lock trays. 393 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,959 Is it number three, lovely bush of pubes, plucks out the greys. 394 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,079 Is it number four, I went to Hampton Court, I got lost in the maze. 395 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,719 Or is it number five, I only see my kids on Sundays. 396 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,839 There you go, Sophie's team. 397 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,639 For some reason, number three gives me energy like he was in a band. 398 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,239 Does he? I don't know why I sound so shocked. 399 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,719 That's what I was thinking. I'm not getting that. 400 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,759 No.3 looks like he's trying to stand up straight on a hill. 401 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,920 I was thinking that, yes. 402 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,559 I'll sing it, and see if they can't help but bop along 403 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,919 or look furious at what I'm doing to their song. 404 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,319 Go on. Please. 405 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,519 ♪ I can get a record player and a generator 406 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,960 ♪ Generate the music... ♪ No.5, he's giving away a clue there. 407 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:41,679 And he is dressed like 2005, isn't he? 408 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:47,280 Number two's just thinking back to when he was on Robot Wars. 409 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,359 Yeah. 410 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,319 Happier times. 411 00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:00,919 There's a craft beer energy to the whole line-up, I think. 412 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,119 I want to say No.2 but he's got a T-shirt that says "London' on it 413 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,399 as if he's really excited to have come here. 414 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:13,159 I think we've all ruled two out. I think it is two. 415 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,079 What about No.1? A distinctive look. I think one's in there. 416 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,839 I think one's in a band, but it's not The Holloways. 417 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,919 Yeah, he looks too cool, actually. 418 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,519 They were a cool band. I've hung out with them. I know who it is. 419 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,959 You know who it is? 420 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,079 I've got some great clues for you. 421 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,559 Alfie can speak German and he lives in Austria. 422 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,239 Is it sunny in Austria? 423 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,319 Four's got a tan. Can be. 424 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,959 I don't think you should base your answer on the Austrian weather. 425 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,279 Great news, everyone. Bryn is scared of moths. 426 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,960 Right. 427 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,320 Who's scared of moths? Moth! 428 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:58,279 What are you thinking? He says two and five, I'm sure about five. 429 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,479 I'm thinking one and five. I'm thinking one and five. 430 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,519 One and five aren't in - the same band. - Are they not? 431 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,119 Lock it in, Soph. Go with your gut. 432 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,359 Definitely five. He's locked in. 433 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,199 And we're gonna go... Definitely - not one? - I'm not having one. 434 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,919 I'm going one. I think one. Right, you're saying one and five. 435 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:25,959 Will the real Bryn and Alfie from The Holloways please step forwards? 436 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,359 Yeah! 437 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,680 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 438 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,239 So close, but so far, and ultimately you were wrong. 439 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,199 Welcome, thank you for joining us. How are you? You alright? 440 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,759 That's so hard not to laugh. Oh, my God. 441 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,279 Well, you didn't not laugh. No, I know, and I knew I wouldn't. 442 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,799 Still playing? Still playing? 443 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,879 We've started gigging again 444 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,799 and we're touring again this year and... Amazing. 445 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,439 It is our line-up, including the mighty Holloways! 446 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,719 Noel's team, your turn. 447 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,719 For the audience at home, take a look. 448 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,559 ♪ I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain 449 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,159 ♪ Living without you is driving me insane 450 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,239 ♪ I'll bring you flowers I'll make your day 451 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,639 ♪ The tears you cry, I'll dry them all away, away ♪ 452 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,159 Sweet Female Attitude, with Flowers, 453 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,319 but, Noel's team, which of our line-up 454 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,439 is singer Leanne Brown from the double act? 455 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,879 Is it Sweet Female Attitude, 456 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,679 said you look nice but it's a platitude, 457 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,839 would never do a fart, that would be rude, 458 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,199 doesn't like a scarf, rocks a snood, 459 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,279 always in PJs, never sleeps nude. 460 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,519 She's there somewhere. Leanne Brown. 461 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,279 Gotta remember, it's the garage era, it's classy. 462 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,239 What about No.5? She looks classy. 463 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,279 She looks like her husband's a footballer, but he's League One. 464 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,999 Number three's got quite a rock and roll stance. 465 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,439 I think number three's got sass. Yeah, sass. 466 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,439 I think the sass is - all in number two. - Yeah. 467 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,519 She's got a burner account to stalk her ex, by the look of it. 468 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,199 I like... No.1's got one hand in her pocket, 469 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,639 and one... I quite like that stance. That's quite bold. 470 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,999 She's gonna pull her hand out and it's a really small hand. 471 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,279 Four's just... four's vibing. Four is vibing. 472 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,559 OK, come on, Mimi. You're a singer. 473 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,759 I think I know who it is. I just have a feeling. 474 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,959 You have a feeling? I think it's No.5. 475 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,319 And why do you think it's No.5? It's not No5. 476 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,679 She's just, like... She looks legendary. 477 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,159 Oh, my God, the science of it. 478 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,519 Have they been asked to stand like that, 479 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,599 or is that their natural stances, Greg? 480 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,359 Two's also now, like, - I love this position. - Yeah. 481 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,759 She looks like a superhero. "I Just Keyed Your Car Woman'. 482 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,399 Hey, I'll tell you what you need. You need some great facts. 483 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,439 Leanne's allergic to cats, dogs, wheat, grass, and pollen, 484 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,879 so we're looking for a weak woman. 485 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,599 So, it might be No.1, and her hand got swollen 486 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:23,279 cos she stroked a cat before she got here, so she's trying to hide. 487 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,439 Hide her massive hand. You thought it was a small hand though. 488 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,359 It's a massive fucking hand. It's a big hand. 489 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,599 I think it's No.2, you know. 490 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,359 Yeah, it could be No.2, or No.5. It's not five. I think two or three. 491 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,039 Mimi? Your money's on five, did you say? 492 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,239 I feel like it's five. I think it's number two or three. 493 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,039 I'll go with two, you know. Jamali was a fan of this song. 494 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,639 Yeah, shall we do two then? You were an embryo. 495 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,919 Final answer? - Yeah. - Two. 496 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:59,919 Will the real Leanne Brown please step forward? 497 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:03,599 Yeah! Whoo! 498 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,720 Sorry about that. I knew it! 499 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,599 You were wrong, I'm afraid. She was right, though. 500 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,439 I knew it. I can see a pop star, superstar, from a mile away. 501 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,279 She knew. She sensed the vocalist. What are you up to at the moment? 502 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,879 It's festival season, so it's everywhere, 503 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,559 and then the rest of the year I hang out in Cyprus. 504 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,239 Sounds like someone's nailed life. 505 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:31,720 Leanne and the rest of our line-up! 506 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,319 At the end of that round, Noel's team have seven, 507 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,599 and Sophie's team also have seven points. 508 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,280 Ooh, we're back. 509 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,719 Right, it's time for Next Lines. 510 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,919 Noel's team, you're up first. You're against the clock. Hoo-wee! 511 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,079 Here we go. Your time starts now. 512 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,839 I was made for loving you, baby. 513 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,199 ♪ I was made for lovin' you baby You were made for lovin' me 514 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,039 Correct, Kiss, I Was Made For Lovin' You. 515 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,199 I know you're not at home, you liar. 516 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,679 Oh, I set your house on fire. Me. - Yes. - Thank God. 517 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,999 Mimi Webb, House On Fire. I just took a DNA test... 518 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,999 Jamali's my real son. 519 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,399 I just took a DNA test... 520 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,799 Oh, my God, what is that? 521 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,999 It turns out I'm a hundred per cent that bitch. Lizzo, Truth Hurts. 522 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,599 Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick. 523 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,199 You know, with Elton John when he sucks you off under the table. 524 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,759 The one that makes me scream, she said. The Cure, Just Like Heaven. 525 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,639 Alright, that's right, that's right, that's right, 526 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,879 I really love your tiger light. 527 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,079 That's right, that's right, that's neat, that's neat, 528 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,399 I really love your tiger feet. Mud, Tiger Feet. 529 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,639 Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. 530 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,599 Small and humble. 531 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,039 What was that, Greg? 532 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,519 It is lucky that my breasts are small and humble. Shakira. 533 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,439 Well done, Noel's team, you got three right! 534 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,239 Sophie's team, here are yours. 535 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,839 You need four points to win. OK, let's do this. 536 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,759 So, it's not in the bag yet. And your time starts now. 537 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:19,079 I think you are really fit. But my God, don't you know it. 538 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,799 Correct, The Streets, Fit But You Know It. 539 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,799 Memory, all alone in the moonlight. 540 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,599 ♪ Memory, all alone in the moonlight ♪ 541 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,439 Oh, has the moon lost her memory? 542 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,719 No, I can smile at the old days, - I was beautiful then. - Fuck! 543 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,879 Memory, from Cats. 544 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,839 Hours wasted. Yeah. 545 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,959 They say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour. 546 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,599 I'm pissed I never got to fly on a Concorde. 547 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,719 Correct, Tinie Tempah, Pass Out. 548 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:49,519 I've been Southampton, but I've never been to Scunthorpe. 549 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,519 Fucking crazy with the kicks, call me Jean-Claude. 550 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,079 Correct, Tinie Tempah, Pass Out. 551 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,919 I'm about to be a bigger star than my mum thought. 552 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,079 Cos every day I've got a groupie at my front door. 553 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,319 Tinie Tempah, Pass Out. 554 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,119 So, when's the round that you just do my bits? 555 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,759 What, eating people's bumholes? 556 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,919 I've never said that. I've never - said that. - Excuse me, I'm busy. 557 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,359 Cos ain't nothing going on but the rent. 558 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,359 ♪ You need to get a J-O-B if you wanna be with me #With me. 559 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,679 Gwen Guthrie, Ain't Nothin' Goin' on but the Rent. Correct. 560 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,799 If you wanna know if he loves you so... Shoop, shoop. 561 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,599 It's in his kiss. 562 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,839 That sound means it's the end of the round 563 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,599 and it's the end of the show, and Noel's team have 10 points, 564 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,839 but with 12 points, our winners tonight are Sophie's team! 565 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,839 My thanks to Mimi, Noel, Jamali, 566 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,839 Jon, Sophie, and Tinie. 567 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,240 Good night! 568 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,520 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 47041

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