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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,607 EVER SINCE THE AN-SHIH REBELLION, 2 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,235 THE PEOPLE OF THE TANG DYNASTY LEAD GRUELLING LIVES. 3 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,029 SUCCESSIVE DROUGHT HAS ALSO CREATED TURMOIL ALL AROUND, 4 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,864 GIVING RISE TO MONSTERS AND DEMONS. 5 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,117 MEN OF VALOUR, NOW DISTRUSTFUL OF AUTHORITY, 6 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,245 LEAD SOLITARY DRIFTING LIVES, FACING THE WORLD ON THEIR OWN TERMS 7 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:22,833 DANG COU WO SEUNG LAMP WICK MONK 8 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,627 A CHUA LAM PRESENTATION 9 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,006 Starring: PAULINE CHAN 10 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:33,010 Starring: SHING FUI-ON, KENNY WONG, NOEL CHIK 11 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:39,683 Co-starring: CHEUNG KING-FA, WILLIAM HO, RINA OTOMO, AKI TANZAWA 12 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,728 Cinematography: BILL WONG Lighting: LAM SIU-WING 13 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,188 Art Direction: FANG YING Special Effects Director: KAZUO SAGAWA 14 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,735 Original Music: TATS LAU Action Director: PHILIP KWOK 15 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,486 Editing: PETER CHEUNG, NG WANG-HUNG 16 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,448 Assistant Directors: LAl KAI-KEUNG, CHENG WING-HANG 17 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,657 Screenplay: GAAP YUEN-YAT 18 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,578 Production Supervisor: ANNA CHIM Production Manager: HUANG LEI 19 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,248 Producer: JOHNATHAN CHOW 20 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:09,504 Director: IVAN LAI 21 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,011 MA-WEI HILL 22 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:23,644 Bottoms up...! 23 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,103 Dear guest. 24 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,897 Please. 25 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,360 - She's yours tonight! Yeah?! - Nah... no way! 26 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,779 Boss, Boss, c'mon, you first. You first! 27 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,782 - You for real...?! - Ah, cut me some slack, Boss... 28 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,369 Boss? A lamb to the slaughter. 29 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,536 He's got a sword! 30 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,705 So what? I've got a sabre! 31 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,831 - Dear guest? - Yes? 32 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,792 What dishes shall you be having? 33 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,127 - Oh, just some basics. - Very well. 34 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,088 Is there an inn nearby? 35 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,383 Dear guest, we are in Ma-wei Hill in the middle of nowhere. 36 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,844 Why would we have inns? We do have a few haunted houses, though! 37 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,013 - Steward?! - Yes?! 38 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,932 - Bring the wine. - Alright! 39 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,105 Dear guest? Help yourself. 40 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,735 - You guys are up. You're on your own! - We got this! 41 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,782 Young sir, the road is long. 42 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,118 - Come sit a while. - Hey, what are you doing? 43 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,246 Young sir? You're so handsome, you must be a real gentleman. 44 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,872 Come, have a drink with me! 45 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,249 - I don't drink... - Come! 46 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,668 Kid?! Why are you hugging my wives?! 47 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,253 Huh? Your wives? 48 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,505 - No, I'm not... - I saw you doin' it! 49 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,174 - Hubby, he groped me! - Hubby, he touched me! 50 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,843 Don't you have a pair on ya? 51 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,511 - Brothers?! Get him! - Right! 52 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,471 What are you doing? Don't be rash now! 53 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,194 A woman?! 54 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,779 You love being a man so much, 55 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,990 my boss will show you how to be a real man! 56 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,492 What's the meaning of this?! Let go of me! 57 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,911 - Boss? Let's rape her! - Yeah, let's rape her! 58 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,913 - Oi, rape her! Rape her! - No! No...! 59 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,165 Oi, rape her! 60 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:12,335 Alright! I'll honour your request, and show you how it's done! 61 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,796 - Great, great... - Stick her on the table! 62 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,631 - Rape her! - Let go! 63 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,300 Rape her! Rape her! 64 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,260 - Rape her! - Help...! 65 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,595 Rape her! Rape her! 66 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,638 Let go...! Let go of me...! 67 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,307 Rape her! Rape her! 68 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:26,558 Help...! 69 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,603 - Rape her! Rape her! Rape her! - Help...! 70 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,528 - Put this on! - So you do care about me! 71 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,864 I told you not to follow me. 72 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,128 You won't know happiness with me! 73 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,714 It's not my fault you're my arranged fiancé! 74 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,723 My dad agreed to this marriage. Go marry my dad! 75 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,850 So you're dumping me?! Watch me die! 76 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,477 Hey?! You outta your mind?! 77 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,814 This is what I'm like. Your fault for dumping me! 78 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,191 Follow me if you want, then! 79 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,275 That changes things. 80 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,404 Let's go! 81 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,421 NIEH-YANG HOUSE 82 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,382 Let's head inside. 83 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,260 Help! Help...! 84 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,595 Help...! 85 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,642 Go away, you mongrel! Go away, you rabid mutt! 86 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,938 Get lost! Go away! Go away... 87 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,400 Please, you two! Please! 88 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,570 Get rid of that dog for me! Please, please, please... 89 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,196 Shoo! Shoo...! 90 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,823 Scram! 91 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,495 Thank you so much, you two! Thank you, thank you! 92 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,539 - Who are you? - Oh no! This is bad! 93 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,417 Ah geez... Quickly! Put me by the oil lamp! 94 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,128 I'll be in big trouble, otherwise! Hurry up...! 95 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,254 Hurry...! 96 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,339 Thank you! Thank you, thank you! 97 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,134 Quick! Shake a leg! 98 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,932 Thank you so much! Stand back now! 99 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:58,793 Prajnaparamita... 100 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,842 A demon! 101 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:10,013 Benefactor, you mustn't misunderstand! I'm not a demon, I'm a monk. 102 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,973 You are a monk? 103 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,517 Amitabha. 104 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,479 Devotion to Buddha is sincerity of heart. 105 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,982 Why should benefactor fuss over the trifles of my appearance? 106 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,194 I reckon the key to existence is to keep on living. 107 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,739 To eat, to play, to travel far and wide! 108 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,908 Everything else? Like I give a damn! 109 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:33,495 May I ask Master his Dharma name? Why can you grow and shrink in size? 110 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:39,918 This humble monk is Master Lamp Wick. I entered monkhood when I was only little. 111 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,212 I watched over the illuminated Lamp Pavilion. 112 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,173 Just lamps all day and night's boring as hell, am I right? 113 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,342 I had nobody to chat with either! 114 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,388 All by myself, I only had the lamps to keep me company. 115 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,848 I don't know if I was dreaming or not, 116 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,810 but one time, the lamp wicks started talking to me! 117 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,230 They taught me a few mantras, which make me shrink when I say 'em. 118 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,358 But if the lamp goes out before I revert back, 119 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:07,404 they said I'll burn by heavenly fire, my life snuffed out with the lamp's flame. 120 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,906 Thanks! 121 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,076 That's right, you haven't introduced yourselves. 122 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,536 Chu Chung, at your service. 123 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,204 - This is Liu-- - Hsia-hui. 124 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,541 Young Sir Chu, Young Sir Liu, a pleasure. 125 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,751 Master, you're too polite. Call us by name. 126 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,461 Hey? I'm gonna go and change. 127 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,463 You party down with Master, alright? 128 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,299 Ah... Young Sir Liu, you're pretty cheeky. 129 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,427 Come, we'll chat over there. 130 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,845 - Please. - Please. 131 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,184 Sit! 132 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,855 So, Master, what you were saying earlier... 133 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,609 They say life is like a lamp wick. When it's finished burning, it's gone! 134 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,905 Compared to the billion-year-old universe, life is damn insignificant, am I right? 135 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,198 Then-- 136 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,161 Don't bother asking. When you hit my age, you'll understand. 137 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,169 Master? You're not hurt, are you? 138 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,504 Brother Chu, when were you born? 139 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,841 In the Year of the Wood Rat, on the ninth day of the fifth month. 140 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:15,096 Year of the Wood Rat, ninth day, fifth month...? 141 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,182 Were you born on the hour of the Dragon? 142 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,808 How did you know?! 143 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,520 Oh... no wonder! Congratulations, Brother Chu! 144 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,648 Your stars are masculine most high! A rarity amongst mortals! 145 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,817 - What do you mean? - I mean-- 146 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,029 Ugh! No use explaining it to ya. Either way, you're special! 147 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,282 We hit it off right away. 148 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,494 My precious bottle of Nu Er Hong, let's crack it open together! 149 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,121 - Don't wander off. Wait here, alright?! - Alright. 150 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,108 A rarity! 151 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,194 A real rarity! 152 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,367 You damn monk! 153 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,576 Why are you here?! 154 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,246 Y-Young Sir Liu... No, no, no! Young Madam Liu? 155 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,747 Y-you're actually a woman? 156 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,292 You're shameless! Peeping on me in the bath! 157 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,252 I wasn't, I didn't see nothing...! 158 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,754 You didn't see nothing, but you know I'm a woman?! 159 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:17,922 I don't buy it...! 160 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,968 Miss Liu, you can't blame me! One, | didn't know you were bathing. 161 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,761 Two, I didn't know you're a woman. 162 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,889 You jerk! What kinda monk are you?! You're a dirty monk! 163 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,101 Oi?! Enough! Even Buddha has a temper...! 164 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,937 Big deal you're naked! Everything's born naked! 165 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,399 Ever see a chicken in clothes?! Ever see a duck in clothes?! 166 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,236 Amitabha. 167 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,364 Bodhi began without a tree. Mirror began without a stand. 168 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,993 If there was always nothing there, how can the dust gather firsthand...? 169 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,912 Save your Buddhist prattling! I'm the loser here! 170 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,789 You're a jerk! A jerk...! 171 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,043 Oh...! Miss Liu, if you feel you're the loser here, 172 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,796 then fine, I'll let you cop a feel, I'll let you have a squeeze! Huh? 173 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,215 Wanna out bluff me ?! 174 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,976 - Brother Chu? - Oh, Master! 175 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,979 I told you, don't go wandering off. 176 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:19,025 Master? I saw the immortal woman in the painting smile at me. 177 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,652 Ugh... Brother Chul! 178 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,697 Empty your mind. All fantasies are born from nothing. 179 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,658 A distracted mind naturally gives rise to illusions! 180 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,745 But what I think I saw just now didn't seem like an illusion. 181 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,209 Humans have the Human World. Demons have the Demon Realm. 182 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,295 A meeting betwixt humans and demons, an inauspicious omen. 183 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,841 Brother Chu... I think it's best you forget what you saw. 184 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,053 Huh, Master? So you're saying what I saw just now was real?! 185 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,182 Master?! How can I see her again?! Help me this one time! 186 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,768 I can't. It's much too dangerous! 187 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,105 I live a drifting life, nothing to tie me down. I am not afraid! 188 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,481 You'll die! 189 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,275 If I can see her just once, I will die with no regrets! 190 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,697 Enmity begets sin... The will of Heaven cannot be defied. 191 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,825 Very well. I'll help you. 192 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,577 But you must promise me to return within twelve hours! 193 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,121 Yes, I promise you! 194 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,456 Just this once and never again! 195 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,092 Now, if the incense burns out and you still haven't returned, 196 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,470 you shall be lost in the realm of phantasm, never to return! 197 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,807 Spin this dharmachakra... 198 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,102 while reciting this sutra to enter and exit at will. 199 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,771 What's more, if you encounter any danger, 200 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,315 throw the dharmachakra and it shall keep you safe. 201 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,192 - Don't forget! - Thank you, Master! 202 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:49,574 'World-honoured teacher, body of vajra, mind in nirvana, turning the Dharma, 203 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,742 'entering the first road of Anutpattika.' 204 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,455 Amitabha... 205 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,580 You... get your hands off me! 206 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,292 Quit it, you meanie...! 207 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,796 Eww, let go! 208 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,268 Young Sir Chu... 209 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,270 How do you know my surname? 210 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:58,565 Mine is Yun, first name Chi-meng. 211 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:02,527 My dad was a renowned numerologist. 212 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:06,365 He could divine what has come to pass and what has yet to come. 213 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:11,453 He... read my fortune, and saw that in the year I turn 17... 214 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,499 I meet with disaster. 215 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,837 Don't cry. There's nothing you can't tell me. 216 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:25,842 He saw that after the disaster, I remain in the Yin Realm of the dead, 217 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,637 until the time that you appear, and I become your wife. 218 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:32,641 Do not be afraid. I will not harm you. 219 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,976 Dad said my mortality has not come to its end, 220 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:38,146 and that upon coupling with you, I can use your Yang energy 221 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,357 to return to the Yang Realm of the living. 222 00:36:58,633 --> 00:36:59,509 Granny... 223 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,469 Where is Chi-meng? 224 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,305 She's in the room next door. 225 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,821 Why was I not informed of our honoured guest? 226 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,616 Tonight, I will hold a banquet to welcome him most heartily. 227 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,368 Yes, Granny. 228 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:40,175 Namo Amitabhaya... 229 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,219 I beg you, beseech you, stop bonking that thing, will ya...?! 230 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:47,390 You monastic types should be happy when you hear the sutras. Why aren't you? 231 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:51,811 Ah geez...! Your reciting and bonking's kept me up all night! 232 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:55,565 I'll stop bonking if you want, if you tell me where Chu Chung is! 233 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:03,782 Alright, alright, come with me, come with me...! 234 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,658 C'mon, c'mon...! 235 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,744 Hey, where is he...? 236 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:10,413 Ugh, I keep telling ya, he went inside the wall...! 237 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,582 There you go telling lies again! 238 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,047 There, see for yourself. 239 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,592 How could he go inside a rock solid wall?! 240 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,053 I also had a look and there's nothing behind it! 241 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,389 You're the one who had to ask, but now you don't believe me! 242 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,934 - Ever heard of 'The Gates of Hell'? - What? 243 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,354 The Gates of Hell...? 244 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:36,731 Not really... but it's the same kinda deal! 245 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,734 This painting connects the Human World and the Demon Realm. 246 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,236 You mortals won't get it...! 247 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,321 Shouldn't he be back by now, though? 248 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,031 Well, that's hard to say. 249 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,784 Don't you know it's an absolute shambles out there? 250 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,579 Yesterday, the government scrapped a new chicken farm. Today, it's back on! 251 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:55,208 Brother Chu must think it's better in there so he hasn't come out! 252 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,796 Ah geez, you silly girl... I'm only pulling your leg! 253 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:03,216 He'll be back before the incense burns out for sure. 254 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,385 Not like he'd throw his life away, yeah? 255 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,387 Don't worry so much. 256 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,849 To go and come, to come and go! 257 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,977 If you're free, then be free, ain't that so? 258 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,235 Young Sir Chu, you have come to us from afar. 259 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,363 A drink in your honour, to wash away the dust of your travels. 260 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,157 Thank you. 261 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,787 - Let's have a bit of fun with him. - Goodie! 262 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,631 Brother-in-law, Big Sis, we drink to you! 263 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,053 Exchange cups already! 264 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:48,905 Big Sis? Look at Brother-in-law, his face is all red! 265 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,954 Young Sir Chu, after today, we shall all be one family. 266 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,497 - In your honour. - Very well. 267 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:58,790 Granny? 268 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,210 I fear my husband has drunk too much. Allow me to drink for him. 269 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:06,005 No, Granny offered it to Brother-in-law! How can Big Sis drink it for him?! 270 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,592 Indeed... As Granny bestowed it to me, it's only right that I drink it. 271 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:17,558 Brother-in-law, drink it up! You won't get drunk... 272 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,438 Well done, Brother-in-law, well done! 273 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,441 The wine is taking hold. I think I shall retire to my room. 274 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:28,736 - As you please. - Now, please continue your revelling. 275 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:34,450 - Brother-in-law, have another...! - Yeah, have another...! 276 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,375 Here... this one's from me to you. 277 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,794 - Drink. - Alright, I'll drink! 278 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,465 - This one's from me to you. - Eh?! Easy now. 279 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:55,763 - You haven't finished! - Keep going?! Alright, I'll drink. 280 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,641 Wow! You sure can put it back! 281 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,476 C'mon. 282 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,270 Here, have another one. 283 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:06,649 Well done! 284 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:07,650 Husband?! 285 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:08,901 Hurry up and drink...! 286 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,319 - Have another...! - C'mon! 287 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:13,072 - Yeah, have another one...! - You won't get drunk...! 288 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,241 One more! Drink...! You're no lightweight! 289 00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,452 - Yeah, c'mon, c'mon! - One last drink...! 290 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,282 You alright...? 291 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,285 You're not hurt, are you? 292 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:50,623 Where's Chi-meng?! 293 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,084 What happened to Chi-meng?! 294 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,877 Where has she gone?! Tell me...! 295 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:59,048 Big Sis, she... she was captured by the Old Chia-yuan Devil... 296 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,801 We don't know if she's dead or alive, or what to do... 297 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,637 Where is the Old Chia-yuan Devil?! Take me there now! 298 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,349 This is the place. 299 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,186 CHIA-YUAN GOD 300 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:49,265 What wicked fiend dares destroy my golden body?! 301 00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:52,685 Old demon, you ravaged these women, and also captured Chi-meng! 302 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:55,688 - Hand Chi-meng over at once! - What? What is 'Chi-meng'?! 303 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:57,940 What's with all the talk? He won't admit it! 304 00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,025 It's you or me! 305 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:54,163 I have no enmity with you. Why did you kill me...? 306 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:55,247 You-- 307 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,845 Your time has finally come... 308 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,515 How have you not yet caught on?! 309 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:28,114 I know this infatuated brother-in-law of mine is supremely masculine. 310 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:33,285 By simply using his blood, your invincible body could be destroyed, 311 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,995 sending you to death's door! 312 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:38,249 And so, I put on quite the performance for him. 313 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,709 Oh, how long have I suffered you. 314 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:45,172 You think yourself some guardian deity, forbidding us this, forbidding us that! 315 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,341 From now on, I am master of this domain! 316 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:51,137 Once I sup on your flesh, I can free myself from this painting, 317 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:52,972 and rule all under Heaven! 318 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,524 Now, allow me to send you off to the great beyond. 319 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:04,984 No! 320 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,912 Bring the two of them back! 321 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,080 Aye! 322 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,376 Get up! 323 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,211 Move...! 324 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:29,216 Move it! 325 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,302 - I said move it! - Move! 326 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:57,661 Maid Liu? Have a bite to eat first...! 327 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,872 Thank you, but I have no appetite. 328 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,333 You can't not eat, though...! 329 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,793 Master? Will he be in any danger? 330 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,795 Not at the moment. 331 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,424 But I can't say for sure in another two hours. 332 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,675 How come? 333 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,261 How one enters and exits the painting is a mystery. 334 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:18,057 The dharmachakra makes it possible... but there's a time limit involved. 335 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:21,519 When the incense burns out, the gate to the Demon Realm closes. 336 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,855 Then, what'll happen if he doesn't make it back out? 337 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,566 Oh. He'll be dilly-dallying between the realms. 338 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:30,861 He can't be a human, but he won't make it as a ghost either...! 339 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,657 Master, come up with a way I can go in and rescue him! 340 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,618 Ugh... don't even think about it...! 341 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:42,164 You're nothing but skin and bones... There'll be nothing left of you. 342 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:43,832 You don't look too good either. 343 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:46,418 I advise you to get outta here and avoid your doom! 344 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:49,922 I won't leave even if it kills me! I'll wait for him no matter what! 345 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:03,787 Sister Chi-meng? You're the best, come play with me. 346 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,123 Come on...! 347 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:09,668 - Come on, then! - Sheesh... quit it! Go away! 348 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:13,047 Aww... see you later. 349 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,597 Beat it, beat it! 350 00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:26,852 Save the blood! 351 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,524 - Let me play, too...! - Let's not... 352 00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,361 Why won't anyone let me play with them? 353 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:50,376 Reporting, Granny! The Chia-yuan God's hand. 354 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:54,380 After seven times seven is 49 days, I can free myself from this painting, 355 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,465 and rule the mortal world! 356 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,103 It's so leathery, how do you expect me to eat this?! 357 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:13,482 Reporting, Granny. I have prepared for you the finest wine. 358 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,651 - Where is it, then?! - Aye. 359 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,736 The wine! 360 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,513 Oh, Big Sis? 361 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,851 Granny's staring right at us. 362 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,937 We need to keep up an act or it'll be bad. 363 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,188 Come on... 364 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:58,313 - Come on... Let's play! - Leave me alone...! 365 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,650 - Don't be shy...! - Who wants to play with you?! 366 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:08,657 Bring Chu Chung to my room at once. 367 00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,033 Understood. 368 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,002 - Granny sent me for him. - Aye. 369 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,732 What do you want? Using me to murder again?! 370 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,525 Young Sir Chu, I know I was wrong, 371 00:56:43,692 --> 00:56:47,279 but if I didn't do as Granny told me to, you and I may already be dead! 372 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:50,449 You think a few words will make me trust you? 373 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:52,826 Nothing I can say will make you trust me. 374 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:54,661 That's enough! I'll help you leave. 375 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,080 Granny took the Dharmachakra! How can we leave? 376 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:59,041 I will get it back for you. 377 00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:16,642 Why is he with you? 378 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,685 I... I... 379 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,479 Tanuki? 380 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:24,608 It was Granny who instructed Big Sis to come take him away. 381 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:27,778 - Take him away! - Aye! 382 00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:38,664 Enter! 383 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,540 Move! C'mon! 384 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:46,129 Reporting, Granny. Chu Chung, as requested. 385 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,313 - Lift him onto the bed. - Aye. 386 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:15,701 Why have you two come in here?! 387 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:19,621 We came here to help Granny undress. 388 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,472 Now away with you! 389 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:44,896 Are you deaf?! I said away with you! 390 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,982 Oh, yes... 391 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,838 Big Sis, don't make any false moves. Wait it out for now! 392 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,434 Chi-meng... 393 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,585 Big Sis? 394 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:34,131 Don't... 395 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:29,895 What happened?! 396 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,646 We saw someone run off that way! 397 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:32,856 After him! 398 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:47,829 Chi-meng?! 399 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:51,666 No time for talk! I'm taking you away! 400 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,668 We won't make it if Granny comes back! 401 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,880 - You search over there. - Aye! 402 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,044 Run! 403 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:41,341 Big Sis?! I'll lure away Granny. You and Brother-in-law get going. 404 01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:44,261 Chun-meng?! 405 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:47,681 - Seize them! - Aye! 406 01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,192 Help me spin the dharmachakra... 407 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:04,030 World-honoured teacher, body of vajra, mind in nirvana, turning the Dharma... 408 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:05,824 entering the first road of Anutpattika... 409 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,581 - Hooray...! - Seize her! 410 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,551 Ah geez! Geez... it hurts, it hurts! 411 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:27,470 Ah geez, dammit, dammit! It's over! It's over, it's over! 412 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,681 It's not, it's not! He'll be back for sure! 413 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,769 Huh? Would you believe it? Right on time! 414 01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:38,440 Brother Chu?! Brother Chu? Brother Chu, are you alright? 415 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,401 Master, he's burning up! What do we do? 416 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:45,030 It may have been the Chia-yuan God. This time it's over, it's over... 417 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,741 It's not over, Master! You have to save him! 418 01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,493 The Chia-yuan Divine Axe is a divine relic of Heaven! 419 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,788 Because of its immense Yang energy, mere mortals stand no chance! 420 01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:54,873 Unless... 421 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,291 Unless what?! 422 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,878 Unless we find a woman willing to forsake her virtue 423 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:03,381 to couple with Brother Chu and force his Yang energy out of his body! 424 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:05,050 Then, he might just survive. 425 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:06,926 This is awfully dangerous, though! 426 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,887 - I'll go save him! - Huh? You?! 427 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:10,930 Yes, I have to save him! 428 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:14,476 Alrighty...! You're okay with being taken advantage of, let's begin! 429 01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:20,106 Now... the braziers are arranged in the position of the Big Dipper 430 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:23,818 to absorb the essence of the sun and moon, and spirit of Heaven and Earth. 431 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:25,070 Get to it, then! 432 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:27,822 I don't know how... You show me what to do. 433 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:31,242 Huh...? You're asking a monk to show you how to do it?! 434 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,913 Um, give me a sec. Let me come up with something. 435 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:39,125 You have something yet...? 436 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:43,380 Ah...!I got it, I got it...! 437 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,132 We tonsured types have made calm our six roots. 438 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,885 So ordinary folks must have aroused six roots! 439 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,763 See if you can find a root on Brother Chu's body. 440 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:52,972 A root? 441 01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:56,351 Something like this. 442 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:58,520 Ah, no, no, no! Too big, too big... 443 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:00,897 This one's about right! Got it? 444 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:09,948 I found it... So what now...? 445 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:14,661 'What now'? Ah geez, dammit, dammit! What now? 446 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:16,871 Ah, I got it! 447 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,416 I remember when I was still a novice, 448 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:22,710 a bunch of courtesans came for the last rites of their lady pimp! 449 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:25,588 The old abbot summoned all the monks in the temple, 450 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,632 saying he had a trial for all of us! 451 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:30,635 During the rite, we were all sat there, 452 01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:33,888 our wooden fishes placed between our legs, squeezed real tight. 453 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,056 Just like this! 454 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,183 - Is this relevant? - Of course...! 455 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,478 The courtesans were all dressed real sexy, so the old abbot said, 456 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,897 'If your fish makes a noise, you still harbour desire.' 457 01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,858 - So what happened? - What happened? 458 01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:46,151 During the rite, 459 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:49,487 all you could hear was wooden fish beaten with a rod, gok gok gok! 460 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,699 Only the old abbot's one didn't make a single peep...! 461 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,577 We all praised his discipline at the time. 462 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:59,497 Ha! But when he stood up, his fish was stuck between his legs! 463 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,582 How come? 464 01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:03,209 How come? His root was penetrated deep inside! 465 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:05,336 So does your body have a wooden fish? 466 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,213 You're terrible, you are...! 467 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,798 That's enough. I get it now... 468 01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:11,384 You had to ask, but I'm terrible for answering? 469 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,553 So what did your wooden fish do? 470 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,016 - Let's not beat a dead fish now... - No way, spill it! 471 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,477 - I really have to spill it? - Yes. 472 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,813 Ugh... fine. Alright, listen up now. 473 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,524 In the end, my wooden fish... 474 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,526 completely exploded...! 475 01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:29,861 Is it really that big...? 476 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:32,655 Why not?! 477 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,909 Ah, no more questions! We've got a life to save! Get naked...! 478 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,413 Chi-meng...?! 479 01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:28,753 Chi-meng...? 480 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,225 Chi-meng...? 481 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:01,578 Chi-meng?! 482 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,501 You're there. Almost there! Tighten up! 483 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,089 Chi-meng?! 484 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,886 Chi-meng...? 485 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:39,032 Ah... Brother Chu has been saved. Maid Liu, get dressed first! 486 01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:46,706 - You done? - I'm done! 487 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,210 Why hasn't he woken up yet? 488 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:55,590 Ugh... you think you're a celestial?! He won't be better that quickly...! 489 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,508 Ah, that's right. How are you feeling? 490 01:08:57,675 --> 01:08:59,636 I'm alright. Just a little tired. 491 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:02,305 Huh?! You're just a little tired?! 492 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,098 How am I supposed to be, then? 493 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,684 Maid Liu? You get some rest yourself. 494 01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:08,853 I'll gather some medicinal herbs for him! 495 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:12,482 He'll be fine. No need to worry. Take good care of him now! 496 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,110 Chi-meng...? 497 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:31,292 Chi-meng?! Chi-meng...? 498 01:09:32,543 --> 01:09:34,962 Chi-meng... Chi-meng?! 499 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,882 Chi-meng, don't leave me! Chi-meng...? 500 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,550 Chi-meng...? 501 01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:42,679 Chi-meng...? 502 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:46,474 Chi-meng?! Chi-meng, don't leave me...! 503 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,170 Reporting, Granny! She fainted. 504 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:59,172 - Wake her up! - As you command! 505 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:11,225 Whoever dares act upon their own designs shall meet their final curtains like her! 506 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,019 Stand there! 507 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:17,523 Who are you?! How are you associated with Chu Chung?! 508 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,151 My name is Liu Su-su! Chu Chung is my husband! 509 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,946 You monsters, hurting people far and wide! Let go of me right now! 510 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,157 Otherwise, I'll kill the lot of you! 511 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,995 Well... this little maiden has quite the mouth on her. 512 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,789 Tanuki?! Teach her a lesson! 513 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:33,998 Aye! 514 01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:41,798 Hold your hand! 515 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:51,224 Will you still be so mouthy from now on? Hmm? 516 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:58,523 Take her to my chambers. I shall break her slowly. 517 01:11:58,689 --> 01:11:59,607 Aye! 518 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:04,070 Granny, what about this wench Chi-meng, then? 519 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,947 Lock her up this instant! 520 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,825 Tomorrow, I shall have her with my wine! 521 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:16,707 Chi-meng...?! 522 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,751 Ugh, you mortals sure are a pain! 523 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,879 Don't love the one you can. Love the one you can't! 524 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,674 Almost lose your life over this lovey-dovey stuff. 525 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,092 Chi-meng... 526 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,302 Ah geez... Had to drag me into it, too! 527 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:31,514 There, good boy, good boy...! Drink...! 528 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,562 Where's Chi-meng? 529 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:39,856 Huh?! Master?! Where's Chi-meng?! 530 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:41,524 'Chi', my arse! 531 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,653 You've got no conscience at all! Still pining over that Chi-meng... 532 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,823 If Maid Liu didn't forsake her virtue to save you last night, 533 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:51,325 you'd still be rubbing shoulders with the Buddha! 534 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:52,827 Su-su! 535 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,998 - Are you alright?! - It hurts a little... 536 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:59,584 Ugh... a love triangle's trouble enough. 537 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:03,713 But breaking human—demon boundaries, too?! Kid, let's see how you get outta this. 538 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,132 Oh, yeah... how'd you even get into this mess?! 539 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:09,594 I was used by someone called Granny to kill the Chia-yuan God. 540 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,761 So did you kill him?! 541 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:12,471 I did... 542 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,348 We're in a real big mess now! 543 01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,350 With old man Chia-yuan dead, 544 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,686 the Demon Realm will be turned upside down! 545 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:19,812 Just who is Granny? 546 01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:24,191 Not who, what. She is a 1000-year-old wolf demon. 547 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:26,611 Only old man Chia-yuan could restrain her. 548 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,363 Ugh... Maid Liu's fate may truly be sealed. 549 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,450 Master, where is Su-su?! 550 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:37,163 Ugh... you don't even love her, so why bother asking?! 551 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:40,249 - Wherever she is, just let her be...! - Where has she gone? 552 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,043 Ugh... worldly love strikes again. 553 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:45,963 Oh, speaking of, my mum's the smart one, sending me off to become a monk. 554 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,758 Why are you talking crap at a time like this...?! 555 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,384 I'm talking crap now?! 556 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:54,639 I braved the highest peaks for these herbs for you and I'm talking crap?! 557 01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:57,975 I know how noble you are! I'm just worried about Su-su, is all! 558 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,145 Where has she gone?! 559 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:02,730 Come with me...! 560 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,906 There, see? That's all that's left. 561 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,290 Master?! 562 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,751 Nuh... Count me out! Not throwing my life away! 563 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,420 They saved my life. If we don't go in, they're dead! 564 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:29,090 Life and death are a matter of fate! Why fight it?! 565 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,800 No point burying me with 'em...! 566 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:32,301 Some Buddhist you are! 567 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:33,928 Fate is inevitable, got that?! 568 01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,597 - Hand it over! Give it! - Oi, oi, oi?! No stealing! 569 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:38,557 Oi, oi?! No fair! Oi, too rough! 570 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:41,978 - World-honoured teacher... - Oi?! Don't! Stop, stop! Oi, we'll die! 571 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:46,983 What now...? 572 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:51,195 I said I won't throw my life away! You're making me throw my life away...! 573 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:54,073 It's the truth... I wanna have more fun, eat more food. 574 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,826 If I die, how could I live with myself? You got me...? 575 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,286 Master, are we to give up on Chi-meng and Su-su? 576 01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:02,289 If we die, we die together! Hold onto the dharmachakra. 577 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,423 What did I tell ya?! There's none so deaf-- 578 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:13,384 Oi? As those who will not hear Master! Wait for me! 579 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,870 Namo Amitabhaya... 580 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,706 - Yu-meng, it's you?! - Brother-in-law, let me go first. 581 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,708 No...! Who knows if she's good or evil! 582 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,002 Humph! Who cares what you think?! 583 01:15:48,169 --> 01:15:51,088 We don't have time to talk. I'll take you to rescue Big Sis. 584 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,508 Oi, oi, oi?! 585 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,474 Big Sis Chi-meng? 586 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:05,644 You're so smooth and supple, what a waste for Granny to eat you. 587 01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:09,273 If you're willing to marry me, I'll beg Granny to have mercy on you! 588 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:11,609 Open the gate! Granny sent me for her! 589 01:16:11,776 --> 01:16:12,985 Aye. 590 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:32,838 Oh no... let go of me, let go of me, let go of me...! 591 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,102 Ah geez! Forgive my sins, forgive my sins... 592 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,937 - Master, are you hurt? - Uh... no. 593 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,855 Do you know a maiden named Liu Su-su? 594 01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,525 Sure...! She forsook her virtue to save Brother Chul! 595 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,443 - And this is...? - Master Lamp Wick. 596 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,820 Amitabha. 597 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:59,073 Maid Liu has been captured by Granny. We must rescue her. But... 598 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,157 But what?! 599 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:03,202 Granny ate the Chia-yuan God's flesh, increasing her powers. 600 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:05,788 - We may not be able to stop her. - We need to try! 601 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,499 - Follow me. - "Try'? Try means we're done for! Oi?! 602 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,459 - Oi, wait! - Let me go, let me go...! 603 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:14,421 Let me go! Let me go...! 604 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,967 Let me go...! 605 01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:23,222 Help...! 606 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:28,144 Be a good little girl, and you will find this less hard to take. 607 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,020 No! No...! 608 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:46,495 Wait! 609 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,999 - Get me on the bed. - Get you on the bed? 610 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,460 Oh... you don't know about my supernatural ability, huh? Watch! 611 01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:55,880 Take this. 612 01:17:57,256 --> 01:17:58,549 Hold this. 613 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:06,015 Hold on. 614 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:21,822 Brother Chu, you mustn't let it go out. My life is in your hands! 615 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:23,324 How will we keep in contact? 616 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,910 Just make sure the light doesn't go out! Here... 617 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:42,051 Prajiaparamita... 618 01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:57,900 Be careful...! 619 01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:03,572 Who is it?! 620 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:05,658 Granny, it's me. 621 01:19:05,824 --> 01:19:09,912 Oh... Come in. Come join in the fun. 622 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:11,455 Come along... 623 01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:41,360 Alpha females?! 624 01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,612 Ah geez... forgive my sins, forgive my sins. 625 01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:54,915 Ah geez...! 626 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,268 Eww... 627 01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:18,981 Why's it stink? 628 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:57,019 Ouch! Whoa...! 629 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:21,001 Yikes... When's the last time you cleaned your feet? 630 01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:29,301 Eww! 631 01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:33,806 Geez, it reeks! 632 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:37,059 If I won't enter this Hell, who will? You only live once! 633 01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:44,149 To be a monk and wind up like me sure is a disgrace. 634 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:49,488 At this rate, my lifelong cultivation's been totally ruined... Ugh... 635 01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:53,617 Ah geez... What is this? 636 01:21:55,702 --> 01:21:59,123 It sure stinks in here as well! Why's it all sticky and moist? 637 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:11,552 Ah geez, it reeks... 638 01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:13,137 I'll kick you to death! 639 01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:16,473 Die! Die! 640 01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,517 Take that! And that! 641 01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:25,566 Chi-meng?! Are you alright?! 642 01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:27,901 I'm fine. Rescue Maid Liu first! 643 01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:38,412 Husband, Husband?! 644 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:41,498 Let's go! 645 01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:46,503 Who are you...? Come out at once...! 646 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,756 Monster?! Renounce the blade and accept Buddha! 647 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:52,301 Lest your 1000-year-old Tao be undone! 648 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,677 Cease your prattling... 649 01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:57,264 Do not think that being inside of me... I am unable to defeat you... 650 01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:58,765 Have at you... 651 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:05,355 Huh?! Ah geez! Intestinal colic?! I'm a goner! 652 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:08,066 Ah geez, what a disgrace! Self-harming now?! 653 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,770 Chi-meng?! 654 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:59,428 Run a-- Run away! Run away...! 655 01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:09,271 Let's go! 656 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:19,072 Come on! 657 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:34,296 World-honoured teacher, body of vajra, mind in nirvana, turning the Dharma, 658 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:35,714 entering the first road of Anutpattika! 659 01:25:47,351 --> 01:25:48,560 Damn! The oil's run out! 660 01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:54,232 Take this. 661 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:53,667 You alright?! 662 01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:18,400 - Husband...?! - Husband...?! 663 01:27:19,443 --> 01:27:20,485 Grab on! 664 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:42,090 Hurry up and kill that monster! Otherwise, I'm done for! hurry! 665 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:44,134 I don't wanna die in here! 666 01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:46,636 If I die in here, I can't ascend to Sukhavati...! 667 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,060 Try burning her with fire...! 668 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,230 Pour in the oil! 669 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,363 Set it alight! 670 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:13,789 Prajiaparamita... 671 01:28:18,460 --> 01:28:21,546 Prajiaparamita... 672 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,852 Su-su? Su-su?! 673 01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:39,189 Su-su?! Are you alright, Su-su?! 674 01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:40,649 - Maid Liu?! - Su-su...? 675 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:43,068 You needn't be sad... 676 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:47,697 It's only now I understand... that some things can't be forced... 677 01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:49,533 Don't say things like that. 678 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:53,411 As long as you two are safe... if I do die, I can die with no regrets... 679 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:56,373 - You won't! You won't die! - Maid Liu?! 680 01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:01,378 Chi-meng?! Are you alright?! 681 01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,218 Huh?! Chi-meng?! 682 01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:13,223 Yin and Yang are not the same... We were always meant to part ways. 683 01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,267 - We won't... - Take care! 684 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,309 We won't! 685 01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:19,479 Su-su? Su-su?! 686 01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:21,982 - Su-su...? - Maid Liu?! 687 01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:23,984 Su-su...?! 688 01:29:24,234 --> 01:29:25,443 Maid-- 689 01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:29,906 Chi-meng?! Chi-meng?! 690 01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:32,284 Chi-meng...? 691 01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:37,664 We won't... We won't! 692 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:39,457 Chi-meng?! 693 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:43,253 Ugh... fortunately, my time has not yet come. 694 01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,338 - Master?! - Eh, Brother Chu? 695 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:46,590 You're out already? 696 01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:49,593 Has Maid Liu actually-- 697 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:53,471 Ugh... Heaven's will is inevitable. Amitabha. 698 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:56,349 Master, Chi-meng is about to vanish into nothing! 699 01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:58,184 Think of a way to save her! 700 01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:02,314 Oh, Brother Chu, this is something you needn't worry about. 701 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:05,859 One from the Yang Realm entered the Demon Realm to die for you. 702 01:30:06,026 --> 01:30:09,613 One from the Demon Realm returned to the Yang Realm to live again for you. 703 01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,448 An ideal exchange of Yin and Yang! 704 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:15,118 Brother Chu... this is a result of your own lucky stars. 705 01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:18,705 With your energy masculine most high, and your true love most sincere, 706 01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,373 travelling between the two realms 707 01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:23,710 can sustain Chi-meng's primordial essence, returning her to life. 708 01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:26,087 Amitabha. 709 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:28,506 Thank you, Master! 710 01:30:28,673 --> 01:30:30,508 No need...! 711 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:34,679 FILIAL PIETY 712 01:34:31,958 --> 01:34:35,712 It's better being a mere mortal. It's better being a mere mortal! 713 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:41,342 Assistant Production Managers: CHAN YIU-WAH, CHAN PIK-SEUNG 714 01:34:41,509 --> 01:34:44,470 Continuity: ERICA MAK Focus Puller: BENJAMIN CHAN 715 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:47,557 Assistant Art Director: CYRUS HO Props: CHENG CHAK-WING 716 01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:51,644 Makeup: CHENG FUNG-YIN, CHAN WING-YEE Hair: PENG YEN-LIEN, YAU CHUN-HEUNG 717 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:54,772 Wardrobe: TONG PING Stills: WONG YAT-LEUNG 718 01:34:56,858 --> 01:34:59,861 Production Assistant: LAM KONG-WAI Runner: FUNG CHI-WAI 719 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:02,947 Tea Lady: KAN CHUN-NA 720 01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:07,035 Post-Production: LEE YIN-PING Post-Production Assistant: CHAN KA-YIN 721 01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:10,121 Dialogue: DING YUE Foley: RONNY CHING 722 01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:13,166 Sound Recording: CHOW SIU-LUNG 723 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:16,252 Animation Effects: DEN FILM EFFECTS 724 01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:20,340 Miniatures: ANIMO FARM FILM PRODUCTION, SUNWORK PRODUCTION COMPANY LTD. 725 01:35:22,425 --> 01:35:25,428 Pyrotechnics: LAU HON-CHEUNG Fire Stunts: BRUCE LAW STUNTS 726 01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:29,515 Equipment: CINE SUPPLIES Film Printing: CINE ART LABORATORY LTD. 56051