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[keys clacking]
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- WHEN I READ THAT THING,
I WAS LIKE,
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"OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE MAKING OUR SHOW."
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- NO, ACTUALLY, THE SHOW
BEV AND I ARE DOING
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IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THAT
THING YOU AND I KICKED AROUND.
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- WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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- FUCKING HELL.
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- I MISS THIS.
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- YEAH, THIS IS NICE.
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- I MEANT DRINKING.
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- OH, FUCK.
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- SO YOUR TYPE IS...
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- I'D SAY SMART...
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- [chuckles]
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- BEAUTIFUL...
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SLIGHTLY DAMAGED.
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YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?
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- OH...
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MY.
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[keys clacking]
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[wind blows]
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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[gunshot]
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[keys clacking]
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- OH, WE ARE SO SCREWED.
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- I DISAGREE.
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- DARLING, WE ARE SO SCREWED
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THAT LARGE MEN WITH TOOLS
COULD NOT UNSCREW US.
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- OUR SCRIPT
IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT
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FROM WHAT'S IN THOSE NOTES.
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- "TOTALLY"?
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- ALL RIGHT,
IT'S GOT TWO FAMILIES
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PLAYED BY THE SAME GROUP
OF ACTORS.
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- YOU MEAN THE PREMISE.
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- FINE, THE PREMISE,
BUT IT WAS MY IDEA.
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HE OFFERED NOTHING.
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ALL TIM DID WAS TYPE IT.
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- WELL, CLEARLY
THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS.
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AND BY THE WAY, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE ODD
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THAT THIS IS THE FIRST
YOU'RE TELLING ME ANY OF THIS?
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- BECAUSE THERE WAS
NO "THIS" TO TELL.
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IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.
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- WELL, THERE'S A "THIS" NOW.
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- IT JUST PISSES ME OFF
THAT HE HAS THE NERVE
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TO SUDDENLY CLAIM
WE CAME UP WITH IT TOGETHER.
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- DOESN'T MATTER
WHO CAME UP WITH IT.
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YOU WERE HIS PARTNER.
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- ARE YOU REALLY
TAKING HIS SIDE?
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- OH, BELIEVE ME,
THE IRONY OF THIS--
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I AM CHOKING ON IT,
BUT I'M SORRY.
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HE IS WITHIN HIS RIGHTS.
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- WAIT.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IF--
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IF ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME UP
WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY--
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- REALLY? THAT'S WHO YOU'RE
COMPARING YOURSELF TO?
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- TO MAKE A POINT.
- FINE.
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IF EINSTEIN CAME UP
WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY--
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- AND HIS USELESS PARTNER,
SHMEINSTEIN,
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DID NOTHING
BUT WRITE IT ON THE BOARD,
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HE SHOULD SHARE EQUAL CREDIT?
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- IF HE'S HIS PARTNER, YES.
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AND THEN IT WOULD
RIGHTFULLY BE CALLED
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EINSTEIN AND SHMEINSTEIN'S
THEORY OF RELATIVITY
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TO THE ABSOLUTE DELIGHT
OF SCHOOLCHILDREN EVERYWHERE.
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- [scoffs]
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[keys clacking]
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- MORNING.
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- OH, FUCK.
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- YEP.
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- HOW MUCH TEQUILA
DID WE HAVE?
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- I'D SAY JUST ENOUGH.
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- THERE GOES FOUR YEARS
OF THERAPY OUT THE WINDOW.
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- NAH.
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COME ON, WE HAD FUN.
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I HAD FUN.
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WHAT'S BAD?
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SO WANT TO DO SOMETHING TODAY?
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- TOGETHER?
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- WHY NOT?
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YOUR MOM'S GOT THE KIDS.
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I GOT NOTHING.
YOU GOT NOTHING.
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- I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH
WITH MY SISTER.
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- OKAY, SO YOU GOT
WORSE THAN NOTHING.
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COME OUT TO THE BEACH.
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE HOUSE
IN A WHILE.
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- OH, I FUCKING LOVE
THAT HOUSE.
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- SHOULDN'T HAVE DIVORCED ME.
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- IT'S NOT THAT GREAT A HOUSE.
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both: OOH.
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- SO YEAH?
MALIBU?
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- [sighs]
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SURE, WHY NOT?
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WHAT?
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- YOU'RE NICE
WHEN YOU'RE NICE.
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[dog barking distantly]
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- HEY.
[awkward laugh]
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- GOOD MORNING.
COFFEE?
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- NO, I'M FINE.
THANK YOU.
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- I'M HAVING SOME.
- OKAY.
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WHAT A PRETTY KITCHEN.
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[laughs]
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HELLO.
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[both chuckling]
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WOW, TWO ISLANDS.
- YEAH.
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I LIKE TO THINK THAT ORIGINALLY
THEY WERE ONE BIG ISLAND,
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BUT THEN OVER TIME
THEY DRIFTED APART.
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- AGH!
[laughs, mutters]
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- MILK AND SUGAR?
- NO, I'M FINE.
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- DON'T YOU TAKE IT WITH--
- I DO, YES.
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- OKAY, BREATHE.
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AGAIN.
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YOU FEEL BETTER?
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- A LITTLE BIT.
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- LAST NIGHT WAS NICE.
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- OH, LAST NICE WAS AMAZING.
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- I KNOW.
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AND I GOT TO SAY,
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FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS
NEVER DONE IT BEFORE--
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- IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD
AT FIRST.
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I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO HOLD ON TO.
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- OH, NO, IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT,
NO QUESTION,
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BUT, I MEAN,
YOU PICKED IT RIGHT UP.
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- OH, WELL.
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I'M A PEOPLE PLEASER.
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- I WILL SAY.
- [laughs]
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- OH.
[giggles]
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OH!
I'M TRYING NOT TO GIGGLE.
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- OKAY, YOU CAN GIGGLE.
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- NO, I'M OKAY.
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DO IT AGAIN.
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WATCH.
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[cell phone chimes]
SHIT.
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- DO YOU GOT TO GET THAT?
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- NO, IT'S JUST A REMINDER.
- ABOUT?
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- JUST A THING--
A HIKE WITH BEVERLY.
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- OH, OF "SEAN AND BEVERLY"?
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- YEAH. I'LL CANCEL.
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- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
GO. HIKE.
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- I DON'T WANT TO HIKE.
I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU...
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UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO.
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- OH, NO, NO, NO.
I-I WANT YOU TO STAY,
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YOU KNOW,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO.
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- NO.
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UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME?
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- I WOULD LOVE TO COME.
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UNLESS YOU THINK
BEVERLY WOULDN'T WANT--
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- NO, NO,
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU,
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AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.
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SHE BARELY LIKES ME.
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- OKAY, GREAT.
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- YAY.
[laughs]
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I JUST NEED TO RUN HOME
AND CHANGE.
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- OH, I GOT STUFF
YOU CAN WEAR.
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- REALLY? YOU SURE?
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- OF COURSE.
YOU CAN BORROW ANYTHING.
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- OKAY.
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I LIKE THIS LESBIAN THING.
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[both giggling]
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HEY!
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LOOK WHO I FOUND.
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- OH, MY GOD.
HELEN, HELLO.
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THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.
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- I HOPE IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T WANT TO--
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- OF COURSE IT'S OKAY.
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NOW SHE CAN'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT WORK.
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[both chuckle]
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OOH, THIS IS NEW.
I LIKE IT.
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- YEAH, ME TOO.
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[Carol and Helen giggle]
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- SO THIS IS A GOOD SIGN,
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THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER
ON YOUR FIRST DAY OFF.
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I GATHER WEEK ONE WENT WELL.
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- WOULD YOU SAY IT WENT WELL?
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- OH, I'D SAY
IT WENT VERY WELL.
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[Southern accent]
OH, I DO DECLARE.
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IT IS GETTING
MIGHTY TOASTY UP HERE.
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- WHAT?
- SHE HATES MY VOICES.
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- WHAT'S NOT TO HATE?
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- AW, I THINK THEY'RE FUN.
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- YOU DO?
- YOU DON'T.
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- I DO.
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- WHY, MISS BASCH,
YOU FLATTER ME.
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- EXCUSE ME WHILE I HURL
MYSELF OFF THIS CLIFF.
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- OH!
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- GREAT.
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- WHAT?
- I'M OUT.
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- OH, TAKE MINE.
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- NO.
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- THAT'S CRAZY.
- ARE YOU SURE?
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- TOTALLY.
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FINISH IT.
- NO!
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- IT'S FINE.
- REALLY?
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- REALLY.
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- YOU'RE BOTH WELCOME TO MINE.
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- WE'RE GOOD.
- NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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- THANK YOU.
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- MORNING.
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- AH, SOMEBODY'S
IN A GOOD MOOD.
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- I WAS JUST THINKING,
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"HOW GREAT IS IT TO FUCK
YOUR WIFE?"
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- I'M SORRY, WHAT?
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- WHAT?
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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NOT YOUR WIFE.
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ONE'S WIFE.
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I SEE WHY YOU'D--
BUT NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO,
I JUST FUCKED MY WIFE.
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WELL, EX-WIFE.
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- THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING.
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- IT'S JUST SO EASY.
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I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES.
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SHE KNOWS WHAT I LIKE.
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I KNOW WHAT SHE WON'T DO.
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SHE--WELL, THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING I WON'T DO.
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- SO YOU AND DIANE?
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AMAZING.
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- I KNOW.
ALMOST A WEEK NOW.
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- AND THE BOYFRIEND?
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NOT THAT THAT WOULD EVER BE
AN IMPEDIMENT TO YOU.
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- DONE. GONE.
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BYE-BYE, OLLIE.
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- ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO HERE,
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BUT AT ONE POINT,
YOU TALKED
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ABOUT AN ISSUE WITH HER...
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NETHER.
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- OH, THE LOOSE-PUSSY THING?
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- AND ALREADY I'M SORRY
I WENT THERE.
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- YEAH, SHE HAD THAT TAKEN CARE
OF AFTER THE DIVORCE.
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SHE HAD THAT SURGERY
WHERE THEY GET IN THERE
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AND TIGHTEN EVERYTHING UP.
[slurps]
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- DEAR GOD.
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- YEAH, COST ME A BUNDLE.
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ALTHOUGH LOOKING BACK,
MONEY WELL SPENT.
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SPLIT A BAGEL?
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[chuckles]
HEY, ANYWAY.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
SAY I'M NUTS,
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BUT I'M KIND OF THINKING
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I COULD SEE US
MAKING IT PERMANENT AGAIN.
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- AFTER A WEEK?
- WHY NOT?
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- THIS WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING
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TO DO WITH YOUR CURRENT
FINANCIAL SITUATION?
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- WELL, THE SAVINGS
WOULD BE CONSIDERABLE.
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- THERE WE GO!
245
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,375
- SERIOUSLY,
IF I COULD STOP PAYING
246
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,375
ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT?
247
00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,792
JESUS. I WOULDN'T HAVE
TO SELL MY VINEYARD.
248
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:27,667
- YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WORK
THAT IN WHEN YOU PROPOSE.
249
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,750
- LOOK, WE NEVER REALLY STOPPED
LOVING EACH OTHER.
250
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,041
AND BEING BACK
WITH MY BOYS FULL TIME?
251
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,166
COME ON.
252
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,291
PLUS MY MONEY GUYS THINK
I COULD GET AT LEAST $3 MILLION
253
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,959
FOR THE HOUSE.
254
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,166
- SO I READ THROUGH THOSE NOTES
FROM THAT TIM GUY,
255
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,000
AND I RAN THEM PAST LEGAL.
256
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,083
- AND?
257
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,083
- YOU HAVE A LEGAL PROBLEM.
258
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,333
- THANK YOU.
- SERIOUSLY?
259
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,208
- HE'S GOT A VALID CLAIM.
260
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,291
- LEGALLY?
261
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,750
- LEGALLY,
ACCORDING TO LEGAL.
262
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,458
- BLOODY HELL.
SO WHAT NOW?
263
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,333
- I SAY LET'S GO PACK.
264
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,166
- OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
265
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,917
LET ME TALK TO HIM.
266
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,750
IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL GIVE
HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING,
267
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,959
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'LL MAKE THIS GO AWAY.
268
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,250
- GOOD LUCK. LET US KNOW.
- GOD, I HOPE SO.
269
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,542
- AND SO THE NIGHTMARE
CONTINUES.
270
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:20,125
- ACCORDING TO LEGAL.
- PERFECT.
271
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,500
[clown horn honking]
OH, GOOD.
272
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,333
THE IRONY BUS IS HERE.
273
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,750
[slide whistle]
274
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:41,417
STUPID TOWN.
275
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:44,083
I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS.
276
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,458
- YOU'RE HER FRIEND.
JUST ASK HER.
277
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,625
- I CAN'T.
IT'S TOO WEIRD.
278
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,417
- SHE'S GETTING BIGGER
EVERY DAY.
279
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,625
- I KNOW. I FIGURE EVENTUALLY
SHE'LL EITHER HAVE A BABY
280
00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,083
OR SIX CHILEAN MINERS
WILL DIG THEIR WAY OUT.
281
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,583
- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
282
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,417
- WHAT'S UNBELIEVABLE?
- OH.
283
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:05,250
- JESUS, IT'S LIKE
SHE LIVES IN A CLOCK.
284
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,208
- I...
[awkward giggle] UM...
285
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,417
I WAS JUST TELLING ANDY
286
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:14,250
I FOUND OUT MY COUSIN
KAREN IS PREGNANT.
287
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,125
SHE'S NOT MARRIED.
288
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,000
I DON'T THINK
SHE EVEN HAS A BOYFRIEND,
289
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,083
BUT NOBODY CARES
BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE HER,
290
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,417
AND WE'RE JUST HAPPY FOR HER.
291
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,875
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
292
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,291
- MM-HMM.
293
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,250
MY COUSIN FRANNY HAS ALOPECIA.
294
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,208
WITHOUT HER WIG,
SHE LOOKS LIKE BEN KINGSLEY.
295
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,125
- SO WE'RE TELLING
COUSIN STORIES.
296
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,000
- HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS LIST FROM MERC?
297
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,125
- WHAT LIST?
298
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,417
- POSSIBLE HOSTS
FOR HIS DUTCH GAME SHOW.
299
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,041
- OH. HOW IS IT?
300
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,625
- WELL, IT'S CLEAR
THAT HE DID IT HIMSELF.
301
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,667
- TOO OLD. TOO OLD.
302
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,458
WAY TOO OLD.
DEAD?
303
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,625
- MM-HMM.
SINCE, LIKE, COCOON.
304
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,542
I THINK WE NEED A NEW LIST.
305
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,542
OH, AND WHEN YOU GET A SEC,
306
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,750
I'VE GOT THOSE BUDGET NUMBERS
IN MY OFFICE.
307
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,542
- I CAN DO THAT NOW.
308
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,917
- GREAT.
309
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,083
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
310
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,792
- BYE.
- BYE-BYE.
311
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,625
- WHAT?
- MM.
312
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,333
- NO.
- MM-HMM.
313
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,667
- NO.
- MM-HMM.
314
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,750
- REALLY?
- UH-HUH.
315
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,041
- OH. MM.
316
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,166
- HEY.
317
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,583
HEY.
- HMM?
318
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,333
- YOU GOT TO GO.
319
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,041
- NO, I DON'T.
320
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,000
- YEAH, YOU DO.
321
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,875
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THE BOYS GET UP.
322
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,750
- WHY?
323
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:54,542
- I DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE 'EM.
324
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,291
- OR...
325
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,083
WE COULD MAKE IT
LESS CONFUSING.
326
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,458
- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANS.
327
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:06,542
- WHAT IF WE DID THIS IN,
LIKE, A MORE PERMANENT WAY.
328
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:08,417
- ARE YOU STILL DRUNK?
329
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,542
- [chuckles]
330
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,709
BEFORE YOU SAY NO,
331
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:17,041
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF GETTING MARRIED AGAIN?
332
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,083
- GO HOME.
333
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,542
- IS THAT SO CRAZY?
334
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,834
- YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY.
335
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,542
- WHY?
336
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,458
THIS FEELS RIGHT.
337
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,333
YOU KNOW IT DOES.
338
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,750
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
FIND THIS AGAIN, HUH?
339
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,041
WITH STUPID OLLIE?
340
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,750
AT LEAST WITH ME
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
341
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,875
- I'LL SAY.
342
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,834
- SO THEN WHAT?
SOMEONE NEW?
343
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,542
YOU WANT TO START
FROM SCRATCH?
344
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,417
UGH, SO MUCH WORK.
345
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,125
YOU HAVE TO BE NICE
ALL THE TIME.
346
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,083
- ONLY AT THE BEGINNING.
347
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,792
[flatulence]
348
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,542
- DID YOU JUST FART?
349
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,458
- NO.
350
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,333
- LIAR.
- SHUT UP.
351
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,875
- SEE, WHO ELSE
CAN YOU FART IN FRONT OF?
352
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,125
- YEAH, MARRY THAT PERSON.
353
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,792
- OH, COME ON.
354
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,250
THINK ABOUT THE BOYS.
HUH?
355
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,333
HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE FOR THEM
IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER?
356
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:27,000
- AND IT'D BE DIFFERENT
NOW WHY?
357
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,458
- 'CAUSE NOW I'D KNOW
WHAT I'D BE LOSING.
358
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,291
- YOU'RE INSANE.
359
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,041
- MAYBE.
360
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:38,709
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
361
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,417
- GO HOME.
362
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,709
- YOU GOT TO ADMIT,
363
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,875
THIS IS WAY BETTER
THAN MY LAST PROPOSAL.
364
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,792
- IN THAT YOU WEREN'T COMING?
- EXACTLY.
365
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,834
- SO YOU ACTUALLY
BROACHED IT WITH HER?
366
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,250
- I BELIEVE I DID,
367
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,417
IF "BROACHED" MEANS
WHAT I THINK IT DOES.
368
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,583
- AND?
369
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,083
- SHE DIDN'T SAY NO.
370
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,875
- WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK
SHE WOULD JUST SAY YES.
371
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,792
SHE WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE,
LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO.
372
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,500
- I'D SAY YES TO ME.
373
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,625
- OF COURSE,
BUT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
374
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,792
- WELL, I WOULDN'T KICK ME
OUT OF BED.
375
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,291
- AND YOU'RE REALLY READY
TO DO THIS?
376
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,709
- WHY NOT?
- UM, IT'S A COMMITMENT?
377
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,875
- I KNOW.
I'VE MADE COMMITMENTS BEFORE.
378
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,917
- EXACTLY.
- THIS IS DIFFERENT.
379
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,709
- IS IT?
- YEAH.
380
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,375
- YOU'RE PREPARED
TO BE FAITHFUL THIS TIME?
381
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,375
- TOTALLY.
382
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,291
- FAITHFUL.
383
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,792
- YES!
384
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,041
- NO OTHER WOMEN EVER AGAIN
385
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,792
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
386
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,417
- OKAY, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY.
387
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,709
[knock on door]
388
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,792
IT'S OPEN.
389
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,834
- THIS JUST CAME FOR YOU.
390
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,709
IT SAYS "PERISHABLE."
391
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,375
- GREAT. THANKS.
LEAVE IT HERE.
392
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,959
DIANE'S FAVORITE THING
IN THE WORLD
393
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,500
IS THESE STEAMED CRABS
FROM BALTIMORE,
394
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,875
SO I HAD A TON OF 'EM
FLOWN IN TO SURPRISE HER.
395
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,083
- I SEE THE BELT-TIGHTENING
IS GOING WELL.
396
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,792
[keys clacking]
397
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:02,875
- I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
398
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,333
I COULDN'T EVEN GET A MEETING
399
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,041
WITH A JUNIOR AGENT
FROM YOUR AGENCY,
400
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,250
AND NOW HERE I AM
BEING TAKEN TO LUNCH
401
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,709
BY THE FAMOUS EILEEN JAFFEE.
402
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,583
IT'S LIKE A DREAM.
403
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,125
- I KNOW.
404
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,875
[keys clacking]
405
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,417
- SO I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE,
406
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,333
AND TELL ME IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS--
407
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,583
- HMM?
408
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,041
- THE OTHER DAY ON OUR HIKE...
409
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,208
- YEAH?
410
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,583
- I, UM--
411
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,750
I THOUGHT I SENSED...
412
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,583
- MM?
413
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,375
- A CERTAIN--
414
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,166
I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE I'M CRAZY--
415
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:43,333
BETWEEN YOU AND HELEN.
416
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,375
- MM-HMM.
417
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,834
- REALLY?
- YEP.
418
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:51,333
- HUH.
- UH-HUH.
419
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,792
- BUT YOU'RE NOT--
420
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:53,792
- MM?
421
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,500
- SINCE WHEN?
422
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,208
- WHAT'S TODAY?
423
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,250
- OH.
424
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,083
OH, MY GOD.
425
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,500
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T JUST
BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR HER.
426
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,458
- NO! NO, NO.
427
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,792
THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
428
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,250
- I WOULD SAY SO.
429
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,166
- SHE IS AMAZING.
430
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,542
IT'S EVERYTHING I ALWAYS
WANTED IN A RELATIONSHIP.
431
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,875
- EVERYTHING?
432
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,291
- WELL, SURE, NO DICK.
433
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,875
BUT, HELLO, THOSE DICKS--
434
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,291
THEY COME WITH DICKS.
- [laughs]
435
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,875
WELL, YOURS
ALL CERTAINLY DID.
436
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:27,750
- BUT WITH HER, WE HANG OUT.
437
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,333
WE HAVE FUN.
WE--WE DO STUFF.
438
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,959
I'VE BEEN TO HER HOUSE.
439
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,125
- NO.
440
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,000
- SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY.
441
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,917
- REALLY?
- LESS SURPRISED.
442
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:40,208
- REALLY?
443
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,083
AND, UH, THE...
444
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,959
[stammers]
PART?
445
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,500
- LET'S JUST SAY...
446
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,959
THE LADY KNOWS HER WAY
AROUND THE VAGINA.
447
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,792
- YOU'D THINK I'D STOP EATING.
448
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,000
AND, UM...
[clears throat]
449
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,041
FROM A RECIPROCAL
STANDPOINT?
450
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:07,166
- OH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY I'VE NEVER
SEEN ONE THAT CLOSE BEFORE.
451
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,417
- OBVIOUSLY.
452
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,375
- I THOUGHT IT'D BE
A LITTLE WEIRD,
453
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,250
BUT ONCE YOU GET DOWN THERE,
IT'S, LIKE, "OH, I KNOW YOU."
454
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,458
- SURE.
455
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:21,750
- THE BEST PART
IS WHEN WE'RE...
456
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,375
SHE'S REALLY THERE,
YOU KNOW?
457
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,917
WITH THOSE GUYS,
A LOT OF THE TIME
458
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:33,166
I FELT LIKE A SOCK
WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S FOOT IN IT.
459
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,709
- OKAY, I'M DONE.
460
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,875
- BUT WITH HELEN
IT'S LIKE WE'RE TOGETHER.
461
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:43,166
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT.
462
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,458
IT'S EASY.
463
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,208
IT'S NICE.
464
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,166
- MY GOD.
465
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,375
- I KNOW.
466
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,000
IT'S WEIRD, BUT...
467
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,750
I THINK I MIGHT BE HAPPY.
468
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,583
- IT CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE IT.
469
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,083
- [giggles]
470
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,834
- SO MAYBE IT WAS JUST ABOUT
FINDING THE RIGHT BOSS.
471
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,083
- MAYBE.
472
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,250
- HMM.
- MM! [giggles]
473
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,458
- CAROL AND HELEN?
- MM-HMM.
474
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,875
- I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
475
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,417
- I DON'T THINK CAROL
DID EITHER.
476
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,875
- SO HELEN'S A--
477
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,083
- APPARENTLY SO.
478
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,291
- BUT CAROL'S NOT OFFICIALLY--
479
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:21,083
- I DON'T THINK
SHE'S EARNED ALL HER BADGES.
480
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:25,041
[phone rings]
481
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,291
- WENDY?
482
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,917
WENDY?
483
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,542
WENDY!
484
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,166
- MAYBE SHE HASN'T LEARNED
THAT'S HER NAME YET.
485
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,917
- HELLO?
- HI.
486
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,291
- HI, GUYS.
- OH, HELLO.
487
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,166
- SO I JUST HAD
A LOVELY LUNCH WITH TIM.
488
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,041
- AND?
- I'M GLAD I DID,
489
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,166
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT
HE DOESN'T WANT MONEY.
490
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,083
- REALLY?
- THAT'S A SURPRISE.
491
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,959
- HE JUST WANTS
TO BE INVOLVED.
492
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,125
- MEANING?
493
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,083
- HE WANTS TO RUN THE SHOW
WITH YOU.
494
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,166
- WHAT?
- THAT'S INSANE.
495
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,792
- BY THE WAY, IF HE'S RUNNING
THE SHOW, WOULDN'T HE GET MONEY?
496
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,709
- YES, BUT HE DOESN'T
JUST WANT MONEY.
497
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,041
I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT
THAT WAY.
498
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,208
- WELL, I HOPE YOU SAID NO.
499
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,083
- I SAID I'D TALK TO YOU.
500
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,500
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
MAKE THIS GO AWAY.
501
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,959
- SO DID I.
- CHRIST.
502
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,834
- LOOK,
HE'S GOT US OVER A BARREL.
503
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,291
- NO, I HEAR YOU.
504
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,000
WELL, IF THE ALTERNATIVE'S
A HIDEOUS LAWSUIT,
505
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,834
MAYBE WE JUST SUCK IT UP.
506
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,792
- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE IDEA
OF THIS SHOW
507
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,333
IS THAT THERE WOULDN'T BE
ANY MORE SUCKING,
508
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,500
THAT WE WERE DONE
WITH SUCKING?
509
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,667
- MM.
510
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:30,667
THERE MAY BE
A LITTLE MORE SUCK.
511
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,333
[keys clacking]
512
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,583
- HEY, MIRTALA.
513
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:37,875
IS DIANE AROUND?
514
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,417
- I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
515
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,000
- GREAT.
516
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,500
ACTUALLY...
517
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,458
[funny voice]
HELLO!
518
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,417
HELLO?
519
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,166
[normal voice]
HELLO?
520
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:17,333
[shower running]
521
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,250
[ominous music]
522
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:40,166
♪ ♪
523
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,834
[high-pitched voice]
HELLO.
524
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,250
- AAH!
- [laughs]
525
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,000
WHAT THE FUCK?
526
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,417
- OH, MY GOD!
GET OUT OF HERE!
527
00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:49,083
- WHO'S THIS?
- I'M OLLIE.
528
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,250
- YOU'RE OLLIE?
- I'M OLLIE!
529
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,291
- WHAT THE FUCK
IS HE DOING HERE?
530
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,959
- WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
531
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:56,917
- I'VE GOT CRABS.
- YOU'VE GOT CRABS?
532
00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,750
- NO, CRABS.
533
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,208
CRABS.
534
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,375
- YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP HERE.
535
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,250
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE
A PROBLEM.
536
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,709
- WHAT'S THAT?
- CRABS.
537
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:10,917
I GOT YOU YOUR FUCKING CRABS.
538
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,291
- FROM BALTIMORE?
539
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,917
- YEAH, FROM BALTIMORE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
540
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:16,083
YOU DON'T DESERVE CRABS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
541
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,458
HE--HE CAME OVER TO GET
HIS STUFF, WE STARTED TALKING.
542
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,000
- WELL, SOMEONE
SHOULD TELL HIM
543
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,041
NOT TO TALK
WITH HIS MOUTH FULL.
544
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,959
- WOW.
545
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:24,542
- YOU SAID YOU WERE DONE
WITH HIM.
546
00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:25,792
- I WAS DONE WITH HIM.
547
00:24:25,792 --> 00:24:27,792
I WAS DONE WITH YOU TOO.
THINGS HAPPEN.
548
00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,291
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD KNOW THAT.
549
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,125
- DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT ME.
550
00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,125
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
551
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,750
I AM DONE WITH HIM.
552
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:38,625
- WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I'M DONE TOO.
553
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,875
- I'M SORRY.
IT WAS STUPID.
554
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,792
IT MEANT NOTHING.
555
00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:45,000
- NOT TO US.
556
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,959
- IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
THESE ARE DELICIOUS.
557
00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,750
- NOPE.
NO CONSOLATION.
558
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,333
- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I AM REALLY NOT A FAN.
559
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,333
- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- IT'S SO SHOCKING.
560
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:06,500
- I KEEP PICTURING
THE FOUR OF YOU IN THAT SHOWER.
561
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,834
- YOU'RE COUNTING THE CRAB?
- I WAS.
562
00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:10,500
- HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?
563
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,458
- I KNOW.
564
00:25:12,458 --> 00:25:14,083
- LOOK, I KNOW
HOW YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
565
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,083
- NO, YOU DON'T.
566
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,875
- WELL, I CAN IMAGINE.
567
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:17,917
- NO, YOU CAN'T.
568
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,291
- NEVERTHELESS,
569
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:22,125
ARE YOU SURE
IT'S DEFINITELY OVER?
570
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,792
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
571
00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,583
- SHE SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE
AND JUST A ONE-TIME THING.
572
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,917
- AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE OKAY WITH THAT?
573
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:31,000
- NO, BUT OTHER PEOPLE
HAVE MANAGED
574
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,458
TO GET PAST THINGS
LIKE THIS.
575
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:38,250
- I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW.
576
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:42,000
- IS IT WORTH POINTING OUT
THE IRONY OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES
577
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,333
YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING
LIKE THIS TO HER?
578
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,709
- NO. IT IS NOT WORTH
POINTING OUT THE IRONY.
579
00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:50,083
IN FACT, I WILL GO SO FAR
AS TO SAY IT IS NEVER
580
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:54,417
WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY...
IN LIFE...TO ANYONE...EVER.
581
00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:56,667
- NOTED.
582
00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,041
- GOD DAMN IT.
583
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:02,041
IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD--
584
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:04,333
THE TWO OF US BACK TOGETHER,
585
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,542
SEEING MY BOYS EVERY DAY.
586
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,041
AND NOW...
587
00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:10,750
I'M GONNA
HAVE TO SELL MY VINEYARD!
588
00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:16,208
[continues hammering crab]
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