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[low whooshing]

[bricks rumbling]

[whooshing]

[keyboard clicking]

WOMAN [on speakerphone]:
I just think that, look,

I know I'm getting fired,
so I've made my peace.

I'll probably just
go home or something.

What did they say to you?

Jess?

What did-- Jess,

- what did they say to you?
- Hold on, Mel.

Give me one sec.

MEL: Okay, it's just
I couldn't hear you,

so I didn't know
if you were still here.

Sorry, Mel. How's this?

Ah! She lives!

Okay, well,
so they said two weeks,

but that we should consider
ourselves fun-employed.

Oh, so you think you're
completely getting fired?

I prefer paid vacation,

at least until
I hear otherwise.

I mean, that's cushy.

I suppose that is
the benefit of working

for a monopolistic behemoth
never going out of business.

You kicking it with
the boyfriend or what?

Jesus, no, not boyfriend.

[chuckling]
Yeah, okay.

Whatever you say.

Gonna let him down
easy tonight.

Oh, really?

Yeah, looking like it.

Well, let me know
if you need anything.

[scoffs]
It'll be fine.

I'll just be like,
"Uh...

"We want different things.

I'd prefer
to date casually."

- Blah-blah-blah...
- Funny.

Well, okay,
can you just let me know

if you don't end up going
through with it.

Why wouldn't I
go through with it?

[through Airpods]
I'm not saying you won't, but...

come on, Jess.

You're you.

Yeah, that's, um, that's
a factually correct statement.

I just mean that you've
given us a pump-fake before.

- [Jess sighs]
- So, I'd prefer not to do

the thing where
I shit-talk him

before you actually
pull the plug,

and then you wind up
getting back together

and then I look like
a total and complete jackass.

Okay, well, we were never
"together" in the first place.

So, shit-talk away.

I just feel like if we're
stuck at home for two weeks,

I remember when
my hot water went out,

and I got back with Jason just
so I could shower at his place.

Yeah, well, that's because
you're disgusting.

Although,
I could see how tonight goes

and then get rid of him
in two weeks.

[laughing]
See? You're cracking al--

I'm not, it's just,

like, maybe you have
a point.

Two weeks of lockdown,

this whole thing
blows over.

[car alarm beeps]

I'll do it then.
No harm, no foul.

Okay, I said I wouldn't
do this, but he's weird.

Okay,
so you are doing it.

[phone signal breaking]
No, it's just that

some of the things
you've said,

if we're being honest,
they seem a little strange.

I think I left
my phone in the car.

[phone signal breaking]
Not this again.

Just keep it
in your pocket or your

purse or--

Sorry, Mel, could you--

could you just
say that again?

I lost you there for a sec.

- [car alarm beeping]
- Yeah, sure.

It's just that
I'm ultimately here

to support you,

whatever decision
you come to.

But can you just
promise me you'll be safe?

Yes, Mel, okay,
yes, yes, I promise.

- Okay, thank you.
- [Mel sighs]

Sorry, I just
don't know this guy.

The flags aren't red,
per se,

but they're definitely
tinted a bit...

- [sighs] Got it.
- I know, I know you do.

I'm just saying that with
everything going on...

- [Jess struggling]
- [ignition starts]

...it's a lot with
the lockdown and I'm worried

I might go a little
ape-shit without my friend

and I don't want to lose you,
so it's selfish.

What was that?

Jess?
Sorry, did you mute yourself?

Hello?

You gotta get
new headphones or something.

Jess? Hello?

Hello?

Jess?

[keyboard clicking]

[traffic passing,
distant sirens wailing]

[upbeat music]

[ding]

[upbeat music continues]

♪ You should be here with me ♪

[upbeat music continues]

[Katy groans with frustration]

Of course not, okay.

♪ I wish you were
here with me ♪

♪ I keep waiting for ♪

♪ For you to call ♪

♪ I'm thinkin' that
I'm gonna need a miracle ♪

♪ Wasted again ♪

♪ I told my friends ♪

♪ I'm feelin' like you're comin'
'cause I feel the sun ♪

[click, music stops]

[computer chimes]

- JACOB: Hey!
- BECCA: Hi!

- Don't go!
- Don't leave us,

- come back to us!
- I'm sorry.

- [laughing]
- I'm back.

Kathleen!

Oh, stop it!
Do not call me that.

- Hey, Katy.
- Hey, guys,

congrats on the new place.

- Thanks!
- Where's everybody?

You are the first
to arrive.

Fancy us.

Okay, Becca, how's it living
with, like, a boy?

I feel so old.

I'm, I'm right here.

Babe,
you know it's amazing.

JACOB:
Oh, no, it is.

Although,
she does this weird thing

where she sings
in her sleep.

BECCA:
Yeah, I didn't believe him,

so I had him film me.

Honestly,
I'm pretty good.

Oh, my god, I need
to see that, please.

Oh, yeah, it's already
on its way over as we speak.

- Perfect.
- Okay, no human

has ever lost
more socks than Jacob.

- Are you serious?
- I have, like, a whole pile

on the dresser--
I call them "the orphans."

- [ding]
- Oh.

Oh, check it out.

- Oh, got it.
- BECCA: Oh, boy. Why?

JACOB:
It's so good, it's so good!

Never gets old.

[whispering]
You don't believe me, Becca?

- KATY: Oh, my god.
- Now you don't have to.

- [Katy laughing]
- BECCA: Why?

- JACOB: It's gold!
- BECCA: No!

[Becca vocalizing melody]

KATY:
Oh! My god.

- JACOB: It's so cute!
- BECCA: No, no, no.

KATY:
It's so funny, dude.

BECCA: Oh, man.

KATY: Why are you so good?
[laughing]

[singing continues]

[softly with Aussie accent]
Thanks for joining

this episode and we'll see you
next time, in the Outback.

[laughing]

JACOB: Still less weird
than orphan socks.

Just putting that out there.

Yeah, but for real, guys,
how you holding up?

I've been looking forward
to this all week,

you have no idea.

She really has,
she's not kidding.

Yeah.

And Becca,
I'm sorry, with everything.

Thanks.

I mean, I as able
to switch some of my

Mind, Body, Fitness clients
over to private classes,

so weirdly enough, I've been
teaching more yoga virtually

than I would be in person.

Oh, also, they let me
keep my work phone.

And she still
won't let me use it

to prank text anyone,
I don't know why.

Maybe because we're not
in middle school.

Hey, you know what, guys?

I'm gonna check in
with everyone, real quick.

You know, you'd think people
would be a little more prompt

considering all you have to do
is open your computer.

BECCA: Can't use traffic
as an excuse anymore.

"Sorry, I'm still looking
for parking," right?

BECCA: Don't even
have to pants on.

- JACOB: Really? Seriously?
- BECCA: Mm-hmm.

KATY: Dumb!

JACOB:
Yeah... thank you.

KATY: So weird.

God, it's like
herding cats.

JACOB: Totally.

Okay.

Um, gimme a sec,
I'm going to grab my wine

[singing]
and be right back.

- BECCA: Okay.
- JACOB: Cool, cool.

You're kinda cute.

- You're kinda cute.
- Nah.

Yeah, yeah.
[laughs]

[computer dinging]

Look at us.

It's like we have
our own little webcam show.

- We could totally do that.
- Totally could.

BOTH: Mmm...

Hey, guys!
Oh, for fuck's sake!

- JACOB: Sorry!
- BECCA: Sorry, hi!

Is this the new place?

- JACOB: Yep.
- It's new for us.

It seems a bit Jakey, no?

Uh, not really, no.

What were we supposed to do,
just not see each other?

Yeah, I mean, it was
already going that way, so...

But after eight months?

It felt right, okay?

- Stop!
- Well, I hope this

premature step
in your relationship

rains health
and happiness upon you both.

It was bound to happen
eventually, so why wait?

- Right, babe?
- Yeah. I just said yes, Babe.

Yeah, I'm gonna vomit
it we "babe" again,

so I'm going to join
back in my room.

- Okay, babe.
- Later, babe.

I hate you.

So sorry, I am still

so bad at opening wine.

Okay.

What did I miss?

Ooh, is that a decanter?

Yeah, my parents,

they got me into it.

- I'm kind of loving it.
- Fancy.

Gotta let
the wine breathe, man.

- Adam!
- Oh, god, Adam's here.

Whoa!

[computer dings]

Adam, could you
please stop?

You're gonna
give me vertigo.

[laughing]
What?

I can't hear you up here!

We're going so fast!

[patronizing]
Yes, ha-ha-ha, very funny.

- Why?
- ADAM: I'm sorry, what?

I can't hear you--
the waves on the beach are, uh,

drowning you out
while I enjoy my piña colada.

What is this accent?

- So much energy.
- Hold on.

I just wanted to say thank you
for coming to my Ted Talk.

I will now begin my
three-part Power Point

on the psychosomatic effects
of a nonexistent sore throat

during a pandemic.

I'm pretty sure
I had it back in January.

Well, we already knew
you were infected, Annie.

You've had cooties
since you were born.

Oh, wow, I mean,
you must be relieved

you weren't the only one
dumb enough to drink bleach.

You must be so proud
to be sleeping

with such
a distinguished gentleman.

Your dad
really is amazing.

- No.
- [Jacob laughing]

- BECCA: No!
- Okay, you know what?

She did it, she did it!

That's not funny, okay?
It's too far.

Okay, okay, okay,
for the record,

if anyone's thinking,
I'm not sleeping with him,

or his dad.

Never.

- BECCA: Okay, no one asked.
- [softly] "Never."

JACOB: Props, props, that was
good, that was a good one.

- Never.
- Wait, wait, who's doing this?

What's happening?

Adam, Adam.

It's not me! It's not me!

- I swear.
- [computers whirring]

KATY:
Oh, okay, looks like it's...

Ah! You found me!

- [all laughing]
- What the hell?

- How'd you do that, man?
- Brian!

Dude, they use, um,

back-end encryption,
so I just join through

the front door
and just hide real quick.

That's super creepy.

No, that's actually super
technology, right there.

- Are you home?
- I wish.

Are your parents
still treating you

like you're back
in high school?

Oh, absolutely,
at least back then

I was allowed out
before curfew.

Wow, so nothing's changed.

Hey, is anyone else
not wearing pants?

Oh, yeah, I've been
living in my sweats.

Uh, babe, I don't think
that's what he meant.

Check these
bad boys out-- boom!

- No way.
- Oh, wow.

Look at these things.

KATY:
I do not need to see that.

Dude, you are looking good!

Looks like someone's
not missed one leg day.

Oh, no, I've been
known to partake

in a squat or two.

Well, I couldn't tell.

At least you're having
a fun quarantine.

- [slaps]
- JACOB: Nice.

You guys, Jacob totally
one-upped you on Saturday.

- Okay, do we have to?
- Oh, did we, now?

Oh, somebody forgot that we had
a Zoom call with my parents.

JACOB:
It was performance art.

BECCA:
Okay, whatever.

So I logged on to the call,

and all day he'd been going
like full birthday-suit,

and then it got a little chilly,
so he put on a cardigan,

but like, just a cardigan.

And so I like log onto the call
and this one walks in,

going, like,
full Winnie the Pooh.

- Dude!
- No! And was it chilly?

ADAM:
Magic Mike over here!

I am so proud of you, buddy.

They probably
didn't even see, it's fine.

You wish. They totally did.

JACOB: Whatever, whatever
Believe what you want, okay?

Okay, for real, though,
how's everybody doing?

Uh, well, I too exposed myself
to Becca's parents

over the weekend,
and it went great, as well.

I mean, to me they said it
really wasn't that impressive,

but that's okay.
Can someone please mute him?

I'm done.

- Adam.
- Annie, did you get fired yet?

I mean, I wish.

But now everything's fully
remote, which is brutal.

And everyone wants to have
meetings about meetings.

- Hmm.
- And we aren't doing

paper ads anymore, so really
it's kind of pointless.

- [unmute sound]
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Did anyone else
end up going home?

Eh, that doesn't count.

- What do you mean?
- Your parents live here.

Yeah.

Yeah, but still, technically.

And then obviously
Sam did, too, so.

I would have
been home, but...

We found the perfect place.

I wish I home.

Yo, are we actually
gonna pull this off,

or did someone
spoil the surprise?

I almost did,
but I caught myself.

- I would never.
- JACOB: So you think.

BRIAN:
Okay, okay good.

She doesn't know
anything, it's fine.

I haven't talked to her.

Anybody else?

Who spilled the beans?
Come on.

I feel like you're
looking at me, but I swear.

- We are.
- ADAM: Lips sealed.

- ANNIE: We definitely are.
- It would be you.

Hey, I'm actually
kind of impressed.

- Good job, guys.
- Nice.

I will send off
her text now,

I've got it all drafted,
link included.

So give me a moment.

[computer dings]

All right, it is in.

Ooh, she's typing, okay.

And...

She's coming, come on!

BRIAN: Okay, everybody hide.
Hide, hide, hide, hide.

- [vocalizing fart]
- ADAM: Who farted?

- KATY: Shh! Be quiet.
- ANNIE: Oh my god.

- Mute him.
- Shh!

KATY: Guys, please!

JACOB: I'm sorry,
I'm quiet, I'm quiet.

[computer chimes]

Um, my bad, I think
I might've joined the wrong--

ALL: Surprise!

Oh, my god,
are you kidding?

Holy shit!

Well played, Katy.

Impressive, huh?

[English accent]
Chees, guv'nah.

How you feeling,
birthday girl?

Yeah, did anyone ruin
the surprise for you?

No, Katy told me
it was just gonna be us.

Honestly,
pretty convincing.

- Yes!
- Yo, so we down

for a game night,
or what?

I want to say yes, but I
promised my parents that I'd--

Oh, no, I already told them.

- So they were just...
- Yeah, full on.

Guys!

Wait, before we play any games,
we have to know.

How're you doing?

Yeah, I miss your face.

We need an update.

I'm doing all right.

Missing everyone.

But, uh,
good to be back home.

Hey, what's
the weirdest thing

you've picked up during
quarantine?

- Most embarrassing. Be honest.
- Yeah.

I don't know, uh...

Besides, like,
servicing yourself--

- BRIAN: Guilty.
- We've been doing puzzles.

Yes. Lots of puzzles.

Ooh. What is that? Noah's Ark?

- Yes, it is.
- Yes.

We keep ordering
Biblical ones,

they're like the only ones
that get here on time.

I've gotten
really into candles.

Like making them?

God, no, that's a lot of work.
Just ordering them.

Oh, well, that's less cool.

Let her live.

They smell great.

I've been live streaming
a new chapter

of Lemony Snicket's

"A Series of Unfortunate Events"
every night.

Thank you, Katy,
my only regular.

Yes, it's true.

Does all the voices,
I like it.

Yeah, honestly,
I tuned in once.

I tried to keep my heckling down
to a minimum, but yo,

pretty amazing dude.

Hey. Thank you.

That honestly,
that means a ton.

I-I am a genius, right?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
- Watch out, Jim Dale.

Don't boost his ego, Brian.

All right, Sam, will you tell us
about your day, please?

Ah, it's been really nice.

A lot of FaceTimes
with relatives.

I feel like I'm living
my whole life long distance.

You could come back
to the apartment with me.

I will hop
in my car right now,

- you just say the word.
- Ah, I wish.

But I really am starting
to enjoy the space here.

Remember backyards?

- Oh, yes, backyards.
- Ah, backyards.

That is fair, that is fair.

I mean, you could've stayed
at the apartment.

No, no, no, no, no.

Quarantining alone
is like a death sentence.

Yeah, I'm literally turning into
like Joe Erotic over here.

Yo, am I going to be the only
one starting on the libations,

or are you guys
gonna make me drink alone?

- Oh, no, no, no.
- We got you on that.

- You got it, baby?
- BECCA: Yep.

[glasses clinking,
wine pouring]

- Thank you.
- Yes.

I'm back.

[Aussie accent]
Cheers!

- ALL: Cheers!
- Cheers, mate.

[English accent]
Cheers, guv'nah!

- You've got it.
- Thank you for the cheers.

[computer chimes]

BRIAN: Wow, look what
the cat dragged in.

KATY:
Better late than never.

- Am I in the chat?
- Oh, my God!

Hi!
Sorry! Ah, Sam, I'm the worst.

[singing quickly]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Sam,
happy birthday ♪

I was getting groceries
for my grandma,

the lines were
so long, I had, like,

15 pairs of gloves on,
but I'm here, so, hi!

Ugh, you're the best.

Sorry, I just have to
jump on another one,

I have this, like,
other birthday

and this art gallery,
and my cousin's virtual bris,

which is really beautiful,
but kinda weird.

- Incredible.
- [clapping]

I know, I know,
I'm so annoying,

I'm always doing everything.

- Just go!
- EVAN: All right, all right!

Happy birthday, beautiful.

All right, love you.

- You guys are crazy.
- Bye!

- Damn.
- What's wrong?

- No, I just-- I had a thought.
- What's up?

I wish that we would have
caught, like,

Sam's face when we,
you know, surprised her.

Hmm, hard agree.

Yeah, so, I just
don't want to miss

any more moments like that,

just in case we forget,
or something.

- We're not going to forget.
- JACOB: Yeah.

No, I know, I was just
thinking that this might be

like a cool thing to record.

All right, a time capsule.
I like it.

Birthday girl agrees.

Are we all--
are we all cool?

- We good? We into it?
- Do it.

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah!

Yes! All right, I promise you
this is not gonna be creepy.

One second.

And...

Well, to set the scene.

Welcome to Sam's Virtual
Birthday extravaganza,

future people of the world.

Okay, Sam.
So many questions.

All right, yes?

Yeah, we gotta play Hot Seat.

- Who do you like?
- Funny.

Which one of your parents
do you like the most?

Cindy?

- Obvious choice.
- KATY: I would have gone

- with Barry.
- Same!

What is your
dream birthday gift?

To be able to see
all of you guys in person.

- Oh!
- Aw...

Lies are still
flattering.

Okay,
what's the funniest thing

that you caught
yourself doing?

- Narrating my everyday life.
- Yeah.

Hmm, what's the last
book you read?

- "Becoming".
- Ooh.

Okay, Sam,
honest answer here.

Have you broken
quarantine at all?

Maybe.

- Wait-- what?
- Spill.

- BRIAN: There she is.
- Uh, who have you seen?

Don't tell us
you've been good.

No, no, no, no.

I've been... pretty good.

Okay, that was
a hesitation.

- There was hesitation.
- BECCA: Okay.

Yeah, definite hesitation.

Okay, I literally
didn't leave my house

for the first two weeks,
like, at all.

But-- what's after
the "but"?

I mean, I had to.

He said he was
isolating too.

Wait-- a boy?

- She had to!
- Oh, my.

Are you serious?

We've been
talking since, like,

the beginning of March.

We were supposed
to get drinks the week

everything shut down,
so it's been, like, a month,

and then, eventually,
we were just like...

- Fuck it.
- Mmm! Mmm-mmm.

But he's been good,
too, obviously,

otherwise I wouldn't have...

Okay, wait, did you bring him
to your parents' house?

Oh, definitely not.
It's only been a couple times.

It's not like we've moved in
together, or anything.

[coughing]
Jacob and Becca.

[all laugh]

Oh, my god, I'm so sorry,
it's not Covid,

don't worry,
don't worry, don't worry.

No, but we haven't seen
anyone else.

KATY: Okay, good.

Don't be bringing Covid
to Barry and Cindy.

- I'm serious.
- No, don't worry, I haven't.

Really, I think I'm fine.

Uh, let's see some
visual evidence, please.

- Yes, visuals.
- Oh, yes,

we must objectify
the hell out of him.

SAM: All right,
all right, calm down.

Bring it on.
Fire it up.

Yeah, don't filter it, either.

- Calm down.
- I think I can speak

for everyone when I say we want
a dick pic.

Yes, can you send it to
me personally?

We want dick!
We want dick!

Okay, all right, okay.

- Aw...
- Sam!

Sam!

He does look like a dick,
but that is not his dick.

- [all laugh]
- Stop it! This...

- Okay!
- He's all right.

Oh, yeah, definitely
a douchebag.

Yes!

All right, all right.

You're making me feel fat.

- He's really cute.
- Oh... okay.

Thank you, thank you.

We were serious about
the dick pic thing,

you send it privately.

Oh, stop it.

I'll message it to you.

Sam...

Yeah, what's up?

Could you maybe go check
your front door for us?

Uh, why? Who's there?

No one,
just, uh, trust us.

So I'm just opening
the door for no one?

Will you please
just go check?

I can't tell
if this is a joke.

It's not.

Come on, we wouldn't
steer you wrong.

No, it's not weird,
I promise.

Hey, Jacob might
steer you wrong, okay?

- But I would never.
- Zip it, bucko.

Just don't be singing
when I come back.

No promises.

Okay, now I'm curious.

We just Post-Mated cupcakes
to her parents' house.

Aw, I would have
baked something.

Oh, my god, we should have
done a stripper.

I wonder if there's like,
Covid-approved lap dances.

- It is 2020.
- [all laugh]

Stripper in a hazmat.

I just wish the market
had some flour,

- I would have made something.
- It's fine, it's fine,

the cupcakes can just be
from all of us.

Just maybe send us
a Venmo or something.

- Yeah.
- For sure.

Hey, hey, hey, I don't care
what she says, though,

we need top be singing
when she gets back.

Yes, yes, yes!
Let's all get our candles, okay?

- Ooh, yes!
- Oh, genius.

- We have some candles, right?
- Yeah.

[banging table lightly]

BECCA: Stop, stop.

Ah, if I knock over
my wine, I will cry.

[blinds shut]

[candle holders clatter,
lighters ignite]

And you guys definitely think
that she was surprised?

- Yes, she was surprised.
- All right.

It says they were delivered.

- Lemme see.
- Two minutes ago. Look.

Hmm, weird.

[lighters clicking]

KATY:
Oh, my god, please stop

with that face,
it's terrifying.

Don't-- no, no, don't do that.
Never that.

When she comes back,
you need to be making

the most excited face
you can think of.

And you think that's it?

That's terrifying.

[creepy laugh]

- Oh, my god, no!
- [laughing]

What was that?
Never do that.

I'm gonna blow out my candle.

My room smells... amazing.

Annie, you like kind of like
a witch, no offense.

Sabrina.

I mean it's a compliment,
if anything.

Okay, uh,
to our future selves,

you can just feel free to
fast-forward past this part.

Yeah, where's she at?

I mean, her parents' house
is not that big.

I don't get what's happening.

Maybe she left us
for her parents.

Possibilities.

Where is she?

God knows I would.
Cindy!

[sarcastic laughter]

Hey, I gotta pee.

I will be right back.

- Okay great.
- She's gonna be back on

- in a second.
- Seriously, fine.

Just, just really quickly,
I promise,

- I'll be back, I'll be back.
- Just go, just go.

Hurry up.

- Damn, Adam.
- He's gonna miss it.

It's fine.

[all screaming]

[Adam laughing]

- Bro!
- You're the worst.

- Oh, you suck.
- You are the worst, honestly.

Dude, seriously?

You made me blow out
one of my favorite candles.

- The worst at what?
- Everything, pretty much.

Why do you have that?

Clearly not the worst
at scaring you,

'cause holy shit,
you should've seen your face.

In fact,
you will see your faces

when we watch this back!

- I'm cutting it.
- That was priceless.

We're cutting you
out of the tape.

- Definitely cutting that out.
- [Adam laughs]

Uh... where is Sam?

Yeah, for real.

Maybe her screen
is, like, frozen?

No, I highly doubt that.

[suspenseful music]

- KATY: Where is she?
- [FaceTime call ringing]

[computer chimes]

No way!

CINDY:
Careful, Bare!

- Hey, Barry.
- Hey, kiddo!

Hey, sorry, you caught us
right in the middle of--

- I know, sorry.
- Cindy!

- CINDY: Yeah, hold on.
- Come and look!

CINDY: Yeah, let me just drop
this-- I'll be right there!

No, no, no, no,
come look who's here!

CINDY: What?
Just a second!

Sorry, we're on
her schedule these days,

in case you couldn't tell.

CINDY:
I still can't hear you, hun!

Uh, I'm just offering
to top you off.

CINDY:
Where's the fire?

Here we go-- no! Okay!

Oh, my gosh, Katy!
Why didn't you tell me?

Hi Cindy, good to see you.

- How are you?
- Oh, good.

Hey, hey, hey,
are you hungry?

Come over this way...

CINDY:
Oh, Bare, she doesn't care.

Hey, thanks so much for
organizing this.

- Absolutely.
- And for the invite.

You really didn't have to,

but we're happy you did.

You guys get her good?

Yes, we sure did.

Except she just left
and hasn't come back on yet.

Oh, probably just
computer trouble.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, sweetie.
- No, it's no stress.

Uh, actually, do you know
if she got her cupcakes?

Oh...

You mean these
pretty little ladies?

Yeah, the doorbell
rang just,

I dunno,
five minutes ago?

Yep, they were just sitting
there on the porch.

- There they are. Yes!
- BARRY: I gotta tell you.

I do love me some red velvet.

Yeah, we tried to call her
so we could drop them off

for you guys,
but she didn't pick up.

You don't need
to drop them off,

she just went down
to get them.

- BARRY: Did you text?
- CINDY: Yeah, just did.

I'm sorry,
what was that, Katy?

Well, wasn't she
just upstairs?

Uh, kiddo,
she's at your apartment.

Are-- are you sure?

We were just on
the phone with her, and

she was definitely
at your house.

I don't know
how that's possible.

I'm so sorry to do this
to you guys, would you--

could you just take
a quick look upstairs, for me?

- What for?
- We'd be happy to.

Thank you, sorry.

But she's been at
your guys' place.

- Yeah, all week.
- Oh, weird.

Um, all right.

Then don't worry about it.

Didn't want to
bother you or anything.

No! You are not bothering us.

We will go check, if it'll
make you feel better, okay?

Okay. Thank you.

Yeah, you know, we thought
it was a little odd, too.

Her going to an empty
apartment all by herself.

But you know,
she's a big girl.

[softly]
Older than I was when I had her.

- Shh.
- [Barry laughs]

What gave you the sense
that she was here?

Well, that's what
she just said,

and then, uh, when we
surprised her and she went down

to get the cupcakes,
she kind of just left.

- Left?
- Yeah, and she hasn't

come back on, so.

- Just checking on her.
- CINDY: Oh.

Yeah, I'm sure
it's just her computer.

[knocking on door]

CINDY: Birthday girl!

BARRY: Hello?

[cat meows]

CINDY:
Are you in here, pumpkin?

BARRY: Yeah, see?

She's not here.

Yeah, are you sure
she wasn't somewhere else?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, pretty sure.

- BARRY: Weird.
- Um...

And you guys haven't
talked to her at all or...

Well, we talked
to her this morning,

- to wish her a happy birthday.
- Yeah, and you texted.

Did she seem okay?

She seemed fine.

Okay.

Wait, am I missing
something?

Why did you think she was here?

[keyboards clicking and
computers dinging]

[texts beeping,
phone ringing]

[Adam laughing]

KATY: Damn it, Adam.

[keyboard clicking,
phone ringing]

Adam, please.

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

Has anyone been able
to get through?

Still nothing.

BECCA: Same.

This is so annoying.

Where the hell is she?

I mean, apparently
not at her parents'.

Which means?

I mean, that is a hundred
percent her room

at her parents.

I'm sure she's just
messing with us.

Or maybe she fell.

- She's a geriatric.
- BECCA: Babe?

I mean, think about it.

We are thinking about it,
and it's still not adding up.

BRIAN:
Wait, wait, guys.

Look.

Yo, I think
she might have been lying.

- What the fuck?
- JACOB: Why?

Yeah, why would
she want us to think

she's at her
parents' house?

Well, her parents said
that she was at our apartment.

BRIAN:
There's no way.

BECCA: She would have told us,
though, right?

KATY: Unless she didn't
want me to know.

Why?

I mean, she said that she was
staying at her parents' house.

So why would I have
gone home

if she was staying there?

I mean, we would have just
quarantined together.

- BECCA [softly]: Shit.
- Yeah.

And think about it, she thought
it was just gonna be

me and her tonight, so.

Babe, what are you doing?

Going over.

You think that's necessary?

Yeah, dude, she might
just be being weird

because she doesn't
want Katy to be mad.

Wait, do you want me to come?

No, no, I'm just
gonna check on her.

If her parents said
she was at her apartment,

- then she's gotta be there.
- Are you sure?

Yeah, it's gonna be,
like, five minutes,

she's right up the street,
it's fine.

BECCA:
I can seriously come.

No, just stay here
with everybody, okay?

I'll be back
in five minutes, no problem.

- Plus, I got protection.
- BRIAN: Ha-ha.

All right, well,
tell her I'm mad at her.

I really think I should come.

ANNIE:
Just let her go.

She's a grown woman,
she'll speed it up.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, I mean, technically,

we should be limiting
the amount of people

- over there anyway, right?
- BECCA: Yeah.

Katy, it shouldn't be
that hard to break in, right?

No, I got you.

Cool. Oh, yeah,
lemme get you up here.

[computer dings]

[echoing] Yo.

- Oh.
- ANNIE: Great.

- KATY: Awesome.
- JACOB: All right,

let's do this.

We're doing it live, let's go.

If she's pooping,
film her through the door.

JACOB: Got it.

[soft piano music]

- ADAM: Don't crash.
- Mm-kay.

WAZE VOICE:
In 500 meters, turn right.

- Needy bitch.
- [computer chimes]

ADAM: Look, everything's
going to be fine, okay?

He's gonna get there, and he's
probably gonna find out

that she slipped
on the toilet.

BRIAN:
Slipped on the toilet.

WAZE VOICE: You will arrive
at your destination in 100 feet.

ADAM: Come on,
you don't remember?

Henry Markinson.

Trying to jump off the toilet,
he slipped, broke his foot?

Literally no one
remembers that.

ADAM: How?

Oh, come on, Brian remembers,
he was our running back.

- You know, I don't.
- ADAM: Oh, my god.

[laughs]
How do you not remember?

It's like one of the best
stories from high school.

- BRIAN: Nah.
- WAZE: You have reached

your destination.

Oh, go ahead and just park
in the structure,

there's like
a little driveway.

- Oh, I see it.
- Cool.

Do you guys see
the call-box?

- JACOB: Uh, yeah.
- Cool.

Let me know when
you're ready for the code.

All right, I'm ready.

- Uh, one, two, one, nine.
- [alarm keys beeping]

[call box buzzing]

ADAM:
Writing that down.

- KATY [softly]: Shut up.
- JACOB: Voila.

KATY: Oh, and then the visitor
parking straight ahead.

Second on your right.

JACOB: Got it.

I'm in.

ANNIE: And I'm getting
so many emails done.

- BRIAN: Productive.
- ANNIE: Yeah, I have a job.

Hey, you're going up,
by the way.

Would you shut up?

ADAM:
You're welcome.

Yeah, it is
the first floor.

JACOB: 'kay.

- Ugh.
- Yeah, getting that

cottage cheese smell, huh?

- Yeah, it hits hard.
- Yeah, pungent.

Annie, they could really
use some of your candles.

Hey, don't knock it
till you try it.

Yo, let us know if you
need anything, Jakey.

Yeah, yeah, let us know
if you need anything,

we'll break quarantine
just to come save your ass,

- right, Brian? Is that--
- KATY: Muted. Okay.

- JACOB: Thanks for that.
- KATY: First apartment

- on your right.
- All right, I'm here.

Uh, the key
is under the mat.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Uh... no, it's not.

Well, 'cause it's taped
to the bottom.

JACOB:
Oh, there it is.

Is that really a thing?

- Smart.
- [softly] I don't know.

Oh, also just make sure
to put it back

when you're done, please.

Yeah, no problem.

[text chimes]

[mouthing words]
Unmute me!

All right, I'm goin' in.

[door unlocks]

[door squeaks]

Sam?

[knocking on doorframe]

[door squeaks shut]

Sam, you here?

Sam.

Hello?

Hey, it's Jakey.

Just making sure you're okay.

Yo, she's gotta be there,
the lights are on.

Huh.

Doesn't look like
she's here.

BECCA: Sam?

[suspenseful music]

JACOB:
Hey, I'm sorry, what the--?

Jacob?

[Jacob struggling]
What-- shit-- guys.

BRIAN: Yo, Jake!

- BECCA: No, stop, Jacob!
- Jake, who's there?

- Jacob!
- [Jacob struggling]

- BRIAN: Jake, what's going on?
- BECCA: Jake?

Babe?

[Jacob laughing]

- KATY: Oh, god.
- ADAM: I knew it!

Idiot! Damn it,
that's not funny.

JACOB:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

That's so messed up.

I just couldn't
help myself.

- Asshole.
- That shit is annoying.

Just call me Blair Witch.

ADAM: More like Blair Bitch,
hey-yo!

I can't wait till the boy
who cried wolf hits you.

BRIAN:
Yeah, really?

All right, I'm fine,
I'm fine.

What the hell?

Sam!

Hey, I'm down here!

KATY:
Yeah, stop messing around, Sam.

BECCA:
For the love of God.

- Hello?
- Yo, who did that?

ADAM:
He's setting the mood.

Shh, hold on.

What?

Yeah, it doesn't look like
she's here, guys.

[suspenseful
piano music playing on TV]

KATY: Sam?

Yo, you sure
it wasn't on before?

No, definitely not.

- What's it playing?
- Who cares?

Like, literally why is that
the question you're asking?

I care, sourpuss.

Shh!

What the--
Stop! Get off!

- BRIAN: Oh, my god.
- ADAM: The sequel!

Wasn't funny the first time.

Wow, Jake, somehow
the sequel was even better

- than the original.
- Yes.

Did you plan this pull bullshit
out with him too, Adam?

Come on, give him
the applause he wants.

All right, babe,
very nice.

No. Boo.

Encore!

Give us a third!

[laughing]

Yo, Jake, come on, dude,
we need to find Sam.

Literally,
he had one job,

and he volunteered
for it.

[piano music stops]

Babe?

Babe?

- [footsteps over phone]
- Come on!

You're lucky
I cleaned my floors.

Babe.

I really feel like the "babes"
are undercutting this.

- Annie.
- BECCA: Babe.

His commitment.

BECCA: Jacob.

ADAM:
I am sure that it's fine.

I'm not.

- [phone ringing through]
- Yeah, I'm not so sure either.

Wait, guys, look.

He very clearly
does not have his phone.

[beep]

[inhaling deeply]

[keyboard clicking]

- BECCA: I'm going over.
- BRIAN: No, wait, hold on.

- Why?
- Okay, I've been looking

at this recording and...

All right,
can you guys see this okay?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay, so everyone,

mute yourselves
real quick.

[muting sounds]

All right.

[on recording]: Hey, Jacob
might steer you wrong, okay?

- But I would never.
- Zip it, Bucko.

Just don't be singing
when I come back.

No promises.

[door squeaking]

[ding]

[dramatic music]

SAM [muffled]:
Stop!

[ding]

[audio rewinding]

[Sam's voice muffled]

[Sam struggling, muffled]
What are you doing to me?

Holy shit.

- Yeah, that was really weird.
- Yeah.

Who else could've been there?

Maybe she was
talking to herself.

Okay, is there
any world in which

this is like a gas leak,
or something?

She looked light-headed.

A gas leak? Ooh.

No, she was clearly
talking to someone.

I mean,
that doesn't always mean--

Okay, you know what?
I'm going.

Uh, well, are you sure
that's a good idea?

I mean, if Jacob's
there, too, I just,

I'm sorry, I just, I...
have to go check, okay?

- I'll be fine.
- Right, right, 'cause love

- conquers all, right?
- In that case,

- she'll definitely be fine.
- I'll be right back.

- Be careful.
- [computer chimes off]

I hope she knows she's walking
directly into Jake's trap.

'cause you set it
with him?

Well, I mean, honestly,
someone had to go, so.

Should we, like,
call the police?

No!

Oh, my god,
what would we report?

Our friend's taking a nap?

God, there's nothing
to call for.

Yeah, they don't help.
Don't call them.

Okay, seriously,
it'll be fine.

You know what "fine"
stands for?

Yes, Adam, we've all seen
"The Italian Job."

BECCA: I feel like I'll see
what's up when I get there.

ANNIE: Agree.

ADAM: I also agree.

Everyone on this call is just,
like, freaking out.

KATY: Adam.

[sighs] It's crazy
how clear the roads are.

Yeah.

BECCA: It's literally just
me and Post Mates out here.

Oh, great.

ADAM: Yeah, this is the first
time in my life

I've actually been
certifiably chubby.

- BRIAN: First time, bro?
- [Katy laughs]

- ANNIE: Oh, Adam...
- ADAM: Check this.

- [lighter clicks]
- ...you're not chubby.

Ha!

Wow!

- I feel like I'm in Kiss.
- [call box buzzing]

- [keys jangling]
- BECCA: [softly] Okay.

Jacob's car is still here.

What about Sam's?

Uh, let me check.

Yeah, um...

I think this is hers.

Oh, the Jeep, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's hers.

Well,
she's definitely there, then.

Or was.

Brian! She is not dead.

Guys, it's all good.

BRIAN:
Freaking hope not.

[footsteps]

KATY:
I swear, if he's...

playing a joke on us,
I'm gonna freak out.

I'm gonna be so pissed,

- like, honestly.
- So mad.

[door opening]

Please be careful.

I'm fine.

[door squeaking]

Jacob?

Babe?

ADAM:
Didn't we just do this?

Babe?

Sam?

Babe?

Sammy?

Guys?

[thud]

Hello?

Yo, what was that?

No idea.

I mean, the walls
are pretty thin.

Exactly.

Yo, whoever is there,
just come out.

This is so creepy.

It's not creepy.

Just--

Don't make me mute you,
okay?

My bad.

BECCA: Guys!

Seriously, babe,
what's going on?

I really don't think
we should "babe" here.

Annie, please.

Yeah, Annie, please.

Sam?

Guys!

Hey, can somebody
call her phone again?

Yeah, I'm on it.

Why are we calling
her phone?

I mean, we've done that, like,
six billion times.

Shh, hold on, hold on.

Yeah, it's ringing.

Okay.

I mean,
what do we really think

calling her phone again
is gonna do?

- I mean, I don't wanna be...
- It's still ringing.

...the Debby Downer...
- Can you hear it?

Not with
all you guys talking.

- Sorry.
- [faint buzzing]

I think I hear it.
Hold on.

[footsteps]

[faint buzzing continues]

That's weird.

I mean, why would you
leave her phone here?

I mean,
maybe she just dropped it.

No, she would have
came back for it.

- Yeah, I guess.
- Good point, Dr. Holmes.

Okay, bro.

Okay, do you smell gas?

- No.
- I got your ga--

[mute sound]

ANNIE:
Thank you.

[door slams shut]

- What was that?
- BECCA: Shh!

[creaking]

[footsteps]

[whispering]
Fuck, fuck, fuck...

KATY: Bex?

Yo, what is going on?

[footsteps and rustling]

Someone's here.

What?

There's somebody here.

- Holy shit.
- Shit.

Okay, well, whatever you do,
just don't log off, okay?

Yeah, yeah,
stay on the phone, Becca.

Becca, listen to me, okay?
Just don't log off.

[whispering]
Okay. Okay.

- BRIAN: Jesus.
- KATY: Shit.

[door squeaks]

- BECCA: Guys.
- KATY: What? What?

BRIAN:
What just happened?

Oh, my god.

ANNIE: I mean, there's clearly
no one in there.

- Bex, we can't see you.
- We're talking about

- what's clearly happening.
- I can't see anything.

- What is happening?
- KATY: Becca, please tell us

- that you're okay.
- Are you kidding me?

- Can you stop?
- Will you shush?

[all talking at once]

The door closed.

Okay, guys, guys,
she can't hear us,

so just shut up
and just listen.

Yes, Adam, just, okay.

Thank you.

God, that is stressful.

BECCA: [whispering]
He's coming.

[footsteps approaching]

- What?
- Shh.

[whispering]
I'm in the bathroom.

Oh, my god.

It's um... it's a guy.

He's shorter than Adam
and less muscle-y.

ADAM: Like Jake.

I'm going to cut
your dick off if you don't

- shut the fuck up.
- I'm going to send you both

- out of this chat.
- He's, he's wearing

pants, black pants--
black sweats.

Okay, what else, what else?

Uh... a mask,
a Corona mask.

Can you describe it?
Like, what does it look like?

That's specific.

I don't know.
I don't know.

[clatter]

[door opening]

BRIAN: [softly]
Oh, shit.

[door shuts]

[footsteps]

Is that him?

[whispering]
Brian.

[Becca struggling]

Oh, my god.

Holy shit.

Becca?
Becca, can you hear us?

Oh, my gosh!

[laughing]

That was so scary!
Holy shit.

- Guys, guys, please come out.
- Jake. Good job, man.

Good job, man.

- KATY: Shit.
- BRIAN: That look real.

No, no, no, no, no,
I know Jake.

- Jake, dude.
- This isn't a joke,

- this isn't a joke.
- Dude, you really are like

the next, like,
Ashton Kutcher.

I'm not kidding,
that looked real.

That was, I mean,
that was really good.

I am disgusted and sad
to say this, but Adam,

I agree with you.

- Are you serious?
- Guys, you all are crazy.

- Sucks to be right, right?
- That was incredible...

Did you see her face, bro?
She looked terrified,

- that, that was real.
- I-- that's what I'm saying.

Maybe she should be
an actress.

They're still not coming out!
Guys, this is real.

- Y'all are crazy. Honestly.
- I'm ill.

Holy shit,
you guys can come out.

[footsteps]

[water running]

ADAM: Oh, my.

Okay, this is
unnecessary, guys.

Congratulations,
you completed your bit,

but you're going to ruin
your phone for no reason.

Now we're not only wasting time,
we're wasting money.

Yeah, a lot of it.
Those things are expensive.

- KATY: Wait, guys.
- ANNIE: [softly] What?

Just...

What?

KATY: They can hear us
through Jacob's phone.

[muffled sound
of water running]

[chuckling]

[laughs]

BRIAN: Yeah.

- Oh.
- Shh!

KATY: Adam, stop.

[scoffs]

KATY: [whispering]
Oh, my god, shut up.

BRIAN: Oh, my god.

- ADAM: Ooh.
- KATY: Shh-- enough!

ANNIE: Yeah.

KATY: Oh, my god.

We have to call the police.

Yo, can we just, like, think
about this, for a second?

Yes, it's Sam, 'kay?

- Her best friend...
- Best friend?

...and her boyfriend.

BRIAN: Yeah, they've been
playing games.

I mean, there's gotta be
some explanation, so.

Yeah, the explanation
is the annoying couple

always gets axed first.

Shh, stop, already.

Yo, nobody's dead.

Which is why I think
it's a prank.

[bag rustling]

Yo, where you going?

Did you guys hear that?

Oh, my god, you guys,

there's someone in here.

There's some-- I think the guy
that took them...

- You are such an ass.
- ...is coming for me next.

You are such an ass.

Ahh!

[screaming dramatically]

Hello? Hi. Hi.

Yes, um, I need to, um,
report three missing people.

ADAM [vocalizing dinosaur]:
"I have your friends."

Our friends, they, um...

I'm not exactly sure
what happened to them.

911 OPERATOR: What leads you
to believe they're missing?

Um, so our friend, Sam,
she was over at our apartment,

she never came back online,
and we think maybe

- someone else was--
- Is anyone there with her?

Uh, I don't know.

Did you see
something happen to her?

Uh, no, but we think
we were able to hear it.

- All right.
- Yeah, and so then we sent

two of our other friends
over to go check on her,

and one of them
we're pretty sure was attacked

and now none of them are
answering their phones.

And how long ago was this?

I don't know, like, like,
maybe an hour or so?

- An hour?
- Yeah, yeah,

and then the other
two went over

and now one of their phones
is in the bathtub.

I'm sorry, what?

Wh-- she was attacked
in the bathroom.

Look,
I know it sounds insane

and like, it could be a prank,
but we're pretty sure

- they were kidnapped.
- Okay, ma'am,

there's no need to jump
to those conclusions.

No, we are jumping
to conclusions, we saw it.

So you did see
the assailant?

Yes, yes, correct.

Okay.

And what did they look like?

We couldn't really
make out their face.

Well, you said it yourself,
it could be a prank.

Oh, my god.

- No.
- Okay, look,

if it's only been an hour,

I'd suggest
you give it a sec.

No, I don't want to
give it a sec.

How about you give us a call
back in a few hours

if they still
haven't turned up.

I'm sorry, a few hours?
No, I'm not doing that.

I have a feeling
you probably won't need to.

Just a hunch.

[softly]
Oh, my god.

[submerged phone crackling]

Useless.

Yeah, you've got to be
kidding me.

Useless.

I gotta be real, though,

- I still think it's a prank.
- You're a prank.

Yo, should we all just,
like, go then?

No, no, that's not smart.

Well, what else are we
gonna do? Send Adam?

- What did I ever do to you?
- What haven't you done?

Will you guys
take this seriously

just for, like, a second?

Dude, I just wish someone
would have been there with her.

- I thought she'd left!
- That wasn't directed at you.

Okay, well,
it kind of sounded like it was.

I mean, if it was,
he has a point.

No, I'm just saying, I mean,
maybe if you weren't

at home, safe in the nest,
maybe we wouldn't be--

Do you think I would have left
if I thought she wasn't

- going home first?
- Okay, all right, whatever.

Listen, you guys are
overreacting.

Okay, Adam,
then where are they?

Yeah, bro, what?
You think they're safe?

Never mind,
forget I said anything.

He's the one
who blamed it on you.

What's up, losers?
[chuckling]

Wait--
Robert, what are you...?

Uh...
Happy birthday, Sam?

- [Adam laughs]
- Wow.

She's not here right now.

What's going on?

- Oh, Jesus.
- You tell us!

Did you and Jacob
plan this?

I actually have no idea
what you're talking about.

- Sure.
- Are you kidding me?

Really, guys?
Leave him alone.

Uh...

- What's the deal, Katy?
- This isn't funny anymore,

Robert, just tell us
what's happening.

- Are you serious?
- BRIAN: Dude, dude, dude.

I'm going to freaking kill you
if you do not shut up.

- Annie, Annie, I--
- Just stop!

Just tell us the truth!
This is crazy!

[all talking at once]

- Guys.
- What is it now?

All right, well, uh,
I'm gonna go.

- Wow.
- Are you serious?

Wish Sam
a happy birthday for me.

- Wow.
- No!

- [phone chimes off]
- What the fuck?

KATY: Hold on, I'm going to
Facetime him.

- ADAM: Why?
- Shut up, Adam!

[Facetime ringing through]

Ugh, he's not answering.
It's so sketchy.

ADAM:
Or, I don't know,

maybe he just doesn't know
what you're talking about.

KATY:
Wait, he just texted me.

Lemme ask him.

ADAM: Ask him what?

KATY: If he has Sam!

ADAM: Robert?
Okay, I mean, he's always

had a thing for her, but there's
no way he'd, like, kidnap her.

KATY: Ugh!
Just give me a second.

[tense music]

KATY:
Guys, where does Robert live?

- BRIAN: Why?
- Just tell me.

Uh... I'm pretty sure
he got rid of his place

and moved back home to his
parents at the start of this.

But, again, why?

KATY: Ugh, it's not him, guys.
He's back home.

ADAM:
Yeah, no shit.

KATY: We're all supposed to be
"safer at home,"

so she should have
just stayed home,

or at least been honest about
where she was.

Well, there's no use
in getting mad at her now.

I know, but like, Jesus.

Oh, Bri, that looks like
a recipe for disaster.

To each his own.

What do we do?
Do we just keep calling them?

- No, I mean...
- Actually, yes.

...we've called them
so many times,

- what's it gonna do?
- I got Becca.

- BRIAN: Call again.
- I'm trying.

[English accent]
Hello, Becca?

Have you made it
to Atlantis yet?

- Okay, I'm actually calling.
- Is it amazing?

Adam, if you're not going
to help, just go, okay?

You have the power
to mute him.

Okay, don't mute me, I have
something serious to say, okay?

Something I found very fishy.

- What?
- It's a pun, but I actually

- am being serious.
- What, Adam, what?

No one ever
made it to Sam's room.

- So?
- Come on, like,

they got stopped
in the bathroom,

- in the hallway...
- Right, so what?

And we haven't seen
anything on Sam's camera.

Yeah, 'cause there's
a background.

No, no, he's right.

Like, if,
if there was movement,

like Becca coming in,
then we would have seen that.

- Oh, really?
- ADAM: Thank you.

Doesn't that seem
a bit weird to anyone else?

Maybe a little bit
deliberate?

[phones ringing through]

[phones stop ringing]

Screw it.

Where are you going?

One more can't hurt.

Seriously?

We wanna see
what's in Sam's room, right?

So I'll go to Sam's room,

and then we'll figure it out,
and then we can all...

- Annie.
- ...calm down because

this is getting ridiculous.

No, Annie,
that is a terrible idea.

Hey, let her go.

No, Annie, are you sure

this is a good idea?

No, of course
it's not a good idea.

But what other option
do we have?

Look, I'm going to get there,
and they're going to be like,

under the bed,
laughing about

how lame we are that we believed
their dumb-ass little joke.

What? Annie, Annie, no.

- That's-- no.
- Oh, my god,

are you gonna stop me?

Annie, please.

Listen, if I die,

Brian will play back
the game-tape at my funeral

and you all can
give me a fire

celebration of life,
that's what I want, okay...

No, joke like that, Annie,
seriously?

- Burn.
- That's not a burn, either.

Why are you still
opposed to me going?

We know that they love
escape rooms and, you know,

since they're deprived
of it right now,

they're probably just throwing
on a little skit for us,

having a little fun, so...

[whispering]
Peace, hoes.

Wait, wait, Annie.

Annie, one last thing.

Um, in case
you're wrong, right,

and you do get
brutally murdered,

I wanted to be
the one that said

it was a pleasure
knowing you,

and good-bye.

Touching.

Can't say I feel the same.

[chuckling]

Annie, please, I have a really
bad feeling about this.

Stop me, I dare you.
[growls]

- Oh, wow.
- [computer disconnects]

[computer chimes]

[door squeaking]

Hey, leave the door open.

- Why?
- I don't know, just in case.

No, yeah, I agree.

All right, sure, whatever
helps you sleep at night.

The jig's up, guys!

For real, Katy called
the police, so whatever

little bullshit game
of sardines you're playing,

it's not funny and this is
getting ridiculous.

Do you guys not realize
how serious this has gotten?

[light clicks on]

Sam? Becca?

Jakey?

- BRIAN: Yo.
- Oh, cool.

So now you want
to scare me.

Yeah, I mean, I...

hate to break it
to you guys, but

early Halloween scares
are for pussies.

No, no, no, Annie,
something just...

Something just moved
across Jacob's phone.

[door squeaks and shuts]

What was that?

ANNIE:
Not sure, but I'll check.

[footsteps]

Oh, cool.

- The door is closed?
- ANNIE: Wow.

You are so glad to see me,

you don't want me
to leave.

How sweet.

KATY: Uh, Annie?

Yeah, I'm heading up
to her bedroom.

Well, are you sure
that's them?

C your T's, everyone.

C our T's?

Calm your tits,
we're fine.

Very mature, Annie.

Dude, you are something.

- Wait, did you see that?
- See what?

Something definitely
moved across

Jacob's screen again,
I'm telling you.

ANNIE: Yeah, well,
that's what I get

for leaving the door open,
maybe a varmint got in.

A varmint?

No, guys, I'm serious.

Hello?

[distant footsteps]

Yo, why don't you just
check in her bedroom?

Patience! I literally
just got up here, so.

Hmm.

I think I hear
someone in there.

What?

What?

Nothing, I...
I just...

Whatever, I'm going.

[slow footsteps]

[tense music]

Please be careful.

ANNIE: [mocking]
Thanks, mom.

There's no one here.

You said you heard
someone.

Yeah, I thought
I did, but...

See?

All right, well,

there you are.

ADAM: [echoing]
Oh, shit!

[laughing]
It is us!

- You hear that echo?
- BRIAN: Oh, my god.

[echoing]
Echo...

- Can you shut up?
- BRIAN: That's hilarious, bro.

[Adam's laughter echoing]

Sorry, sorry,
I'm a little stoned.

Yeah, I mean,
this is the background

of her childhood bedroom,

but we are most certainly
in her apartment, so.

At least we know
she was there.

Yeah.

[Brian sighs]

Yeah, I mean,
I don't really know

what to tell you guys.
There's no one here.

- So what, they all left?
- Check under the bed.

Oh, god, you watch
too many horror movies.

No, just do it.

- KATY: Please.
- Fine.

Get on my knees here,
real quick.

- KATY: Seriously?
- Favorite past-time.

- BRIAN: Whoa!
- Wow! Happy?

- What the fuck is that?
- It's just a shitty wig!

ADAM: Why does she have that
under her bed?

Mental note.

That's a dirty little secret,
right there.

All right, well,

what do you want me to do?
You want me to leave?

- KATY: Yes.
- BRIAN: No, no, don't leave.

- KATY: Absolutely leave.
- Guys, make a choice.

- Yes, you have to leave.
- Don't leave, don't leave,

don't leave until
you find them.

They all clearly left,
you heard the door close.

- You absolutely should leave.
- No, no, why would she leave?

- She literally just got there.
- She doesn't need

- to stick around there...
- Why would she stay?

No, we have to
find them first.

We just walked through
the whole house with her.

- The closet, the bathroom...
- Guys!

They definitely would have
come out by now.

Look around the apartment
a little more.

- Annie, please go...
- [all talking at once]

Stop, stop, stop.
I think I hear something-- Shh!

Why the fuck the lights on?

I'm just gonna
give them a call.

- Why would you call them?
- Fine.

I understand that, but we need
to figure out what's going on.

Annie.
Did she just put us on mute?

KATY: Annie.

Unmute us right now,
this is ridiculous.

Oh, oh, yeah, sorry.

I can't,
I can't hear you.

- What are you saying?
- Take us off right now,

- it's not funny.
- Oh, my gosh!

- [all talking at once]
- ...dumbest thing you could

- do to yourself.
- KATY: So selfish.

- Annie.
- Now you know how I feel.

- Sorry. Sad.
- KATY: Shut up, Adam.

...that is literally
the dumbest...

KATY: Why did you tell her to
stay in the first place?

BRIAN: She was supposed to
just look around.

ADAM: The sexual tension
is killing me!

- No.
- Oh, no!

BRIAN:
The door, the door.

Look by the door!

Look by the door!

ANNIE: Let's see
if she texted anyone...

Who is that?

ANNIE: I don't think
there's anyone here.

- Annie.
- I mean, um...

- Annie!
- I see Adam...

Annie, Annie, Annie!

Take it off mute!

KATY:
I can't change it.

- Turn around, turn around!
- Annie, Annie, Annie!

- Take us off mute!
- It won't let me unmute it!

All right, Katy, I'm gonna
send you this number.

Annie! Annie!
Annie!

Annie!

Annie! Annie!

[computer dings]

[tense music]

[struggling]

- BRIAN: Hey!
- KATY: What is he doing?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop!

Stop, stop.

- What are you doing?
- KATY: Stop it!

- Stop it, you can't do that!
- Stop! Stop!

Let her go, please!

BRIAN:
Oh, my god, oh, my god.

- KATY: Where is he taking her?
- Don't take her!

Stop!

Fuck!

[duct tape ripping]

ADAM:
You motherfucker!

- I'm coming for your ass.
- BRIAN: Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Where did you take them?

[computer dings]

Fuck, man, that was...

[footsteps]

[computer dings]

Yes, yes,
we saw it this time.

911 OPERATOR: You sure?
Drugged and kidnapped?

Yes, we saw him do it,
on video.

We have it recorded.

Okay, we're sending
someone over.

Yes, thank you.

And you said
it's your apartment?

Yes, correct.

Great, I'll take that address
when you're ready.

[water running]

[utensils clatter]

KATY:
I hope they're okay.

Let's be real.

We all saw what just
happened to Annie.

Where is she? Huh?

Where did he take her?
She could be anywhere,

she could be in the--
in the trunk of his car.

No, don't, no,
don't say that, okay?

Okay, look, I get that
we're scared right now,

but we need to calm down.

ADAM: Don't tell me
to calm down.

I wasn't. Just--

What?

Nothing.

I don't know,
I just feel like

if I was at the apartment
still, then none of this

- would've happened.
- No, no, we're not going there,

we're not going there-- there's
literally nothing

that we could've done
to change this,

so there's no point
dwelling on that.

That's the spirit.

[somber music]

Maybe now we should
play a game?

Like, if anyone's down?

You're kidding, right?

There's nothing else
to do, so I don't know.

Not that.

KATY: Yes, I was the one
that called earlier.

Did you find our friends?

POLICE OFFICER:
Looks like we already

- sent a car out there.
- Oh, thank god.

Yeah, about
a half an hour ago.

What do you mean?

We dispatched
an officer who drove by,

but as it says
in the system,

there was no disturbance
or sign of forced entry.

We saw a guy!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

We recommend waiting until
it's been about 24 hours.

I'm sure she'll turn up.

There's not much we can do
about it in the meantime.

No, that doesn't
make any sense.

Listen, if your friend
is still missing tomorrow,

why don't you give us
a call back then?

Are you kidding?

- This is ridiculous!
- Oh, my god.

- I'm sure she'll turn up.
- Ugh.

- Wow.
- [computer chimes]

Wait, guys, look.

Yo, Jake?

Jacob?

KATY:
Wait, is that-- is that?

BRIAN:
Oh, my god.

KATY: Annie?

Can she hear us?

BRIAN:
Annie? Annie, wake up!

KATY [on phone]:
Annie?

Annie, can you hear us?

KATY [softly]:
Oh, shit.

BRIAN:
Annie! Annie, wake up!

KATY:
What's he doing?

Oh, my god, oh my--

Hello?

[duct tape ripping]

[tense music, clock ticking]

- BRIAN: Hey!
- KATY: No, stop it!

- Let her go!
- BRIAN: What are you doing?

- Let her go!
- Stop!

- Let her go!
- Oh, my god.

KATY: What are you doing?
No, please, don't...

BRIAN: Ooh!

What are you doing?
Who are you calling?

Did you not just see that?

- She's clearly passed out.
- Okay, well,

what else are we
supposed to do?

ADAM: Not that.

[computer dings]

KATY: Wait.

BRIAN: What?

KATY:
Hold on, hold on.

BRIAN: Why?

- Just...
- Okay.

KATY: Shh!

Wait a second, guys.

Guys, do you have this phone
number? Type it in.

4-2-4,

5-5-5, 2-9-0-0.

- No, why?
- No.

Well, it's, it's what Annie
texted me from Sam's computer.

- Wait, what do you mean?
- When she was in Sam's room,

she texted me this number,
so it could be connected.

Okay, all right,
hold on, one second, second.

Just join me, real quick.
Hold on.

And what is this gonna do?

Do you want to find your
girlfriend, or not?

Shut up.

- She's not my girlfriend.
- Shh!

[dramatic music]

- KATY: Yeah, see?
- BRIAN: No, wait, I'm not done.

KATY:
Can you really do that?

- BRIAN: I have in the past.
- KATY: Echh.

BRIAN: Bang.
Justin Anderson.

Los Angeles, California.

ADAM:
Justin motherfucking Anderson.

BRIAN: Ugh, why doesn't
he have any of it?

KATY: Jesus.

Wait a second,
haven't we seen him before?

Yeah, we just saw him
when he grabbed Annie.

- ADAM: So?
- I don't know, I feel like--

BRIAN: Yeah, look.

Here.

[video rewinding]

[video fast-forwarding]

BRIAN:
Right there.

- Yeah, yeah, that's him.
- No.

What do you mean?
What are you talking about?

I don't know-- he just looks
familiar from somewhere else,

- I don't know.
- How can you even tell that?

He's wearing a Covid mask.

Yeah, you could literally
rob a bank in that thing.

Wait, Brian, Brian,
can you go back to Tinder?

Oh, yes, I'm on it.

- What?
- It's Sam's boyfriend.

ADAM:
Didn't seem that serious.

BRIAN: Here you go,
here you go, one second.

[video fast-forwarding]

KATY:
Oh! There he is.

There he is, that's him,
that's him!

Yeah, there,
there, right there.

- BRIAN: Damn.
- ADAM: How did you do that?

Oh, thank you, yes.

Yeah, see? Look.

The guy that Sam
met up with is definitely

- who's behind all this.
- Justin motherfucking Anderson.

Jesus Christ.

Okay,
now how do we find him?

I think he's still
near her place.

Wait, are you sure?

Well, no, but it's
as good a guess as any.

- Okay.
- ADAM: Okay, and so

we need to find
this guy before he...

Before what?

Before he does whatever
he's gonna do, all right?

I don't know.

[computer chimes off]

[Katy sighs]

Fuck it.

[phone chimes]

Adam, where are you going?

Justin motherfucking Anderson.

That's not an answer, dude.

Look, I don't know,
all right?

I just can't sit in front of
that computer anymore.

Hey...

I think he might still be
wherever he took Sam.

Which is where?

His place?
I don't know!

It's gotta be close by.

Yeah, Adam, go to Sam's.

I think you're right,
he might be somewhere close by.

- All right, I'm on my way.
- Okay, well, can we get

some verification that he's
actually going to be there?

Yeah, I'm working on it.

Yo, has anyone else seen
"Don't Fuck With Cats"?

Is that some kind of
"Tiger King" spinoff?

Never mind.

Right, so if we keep
running these images--

What did that lady
in Vegas do?

[keyboard clicking]

KATY: Wait, Bri,
what lady in Vegas?

The one from--

Let's see if we can find
something in his photos

that might help.

KATY: Help us what?

BRIAN: Find him.

KATY:
So he's Westside?

ADAM:
I'm almost there.

[dramatic music]

BRIAN: Ah...

Moving on.

[keyboard clicking]

KATY: What type of thing
are we looking for?

BRIAN: Anything.
A landmark, a vacuum cleaner.

KATY:
A vacuum cleaner?

BRIAN: God. This has to be
his apartment, right?

I'm here.

Our place?

Yeah.

Let's see if this is him.

Hold on, one second,
one second.

Hey, Justin!

- Oh, shit.
- KATY: What?

Sorry!
I didn't mean to scare you.

That was, I think,
a woman.

- BRIAN: Only you, bro.
- KATY: Well done.

Maybe there's, like,
a piece of mail or something

with his address on it?

BRIAN: Mail?

KATY: Yeah,
on the nightstand, there.

[sighs]
It's too pixelated.

Or maybe on this poster?
Right...

What is...?
Okay.

Pretty creepy,
but not helpful.

KATY:
Total red flag.

BRIAN: Okay, but what about
the reflection?

Ugh. Man-child.

ADAM: Don't judge.

All right.

KATY:
Adam, what are you doing?

What does it look
like I'm doing?

I'm going for my
nightly stroll.

What are you doing,
Kathleen?

KATY: Okay, enough
with the sass.

[loud honking]

ADAM: Whoa, Shit!
Holy shit!

KATY: Oh, my god!

Are you okay, Adam?

ADAM:
Nothing can touch me.

KATY [scoffs]:
You're such an idiot.

Wait, guys,
maybe this is him.

[dramatic music]

- KATY: Oh, my god.
- BRIAN: Careful, bro.

ADAM: Justin?

Okay, not him.

Okay,
I'm going to go back in

and check
the apartment again.

Hey, wait, Brian,
will you zoom out for a sec?

BRIAN:
Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, um,
try that window.

Maybe there's something
out there that can...

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, uh...

Okay, yeah, what is that,
what is that?

It's a...
a theater marquee?

KATY:
Yeah, but what theater?

I don't know, doesn't it
kind of look familiar?

What, like a movie theater?

KATY: Yeah, I feel like
I've seen it before.

ADAM: You can recognize
the top of an old building

from a profile picture?

Uh, just let me think
for a sec, hold on.

Um...

Yeah, it's something
that I see on my way to work.

Wait a sec,
let me try this.

ADAM: Try what?

BRIAN:
What are you doing?

KATY:
I'm driving to work.

ADAM:
Wait, what, how?

KATY:
I said hold on.

ADAM: Okay.

[dramatic music]

What's she doing?

Uh...
Yeah, left, left.

[dramatic music continues]

ADAM:
What's going on, Katy?

KATY: If I wasn't busy,
I'd mute you.

ADAM:
Love you too.

KATY: Hmm.
[clicking tongue]

Oh.
Oh, wait, wait, is... yeah.

Yeah, here it is.

Oh, my god.

Ah! That's it!

Okay, guys, um,

ready for this?

Lemme just--
yeah, okay, so,

intersection of Washington

and Duquesne.

Bang. Ooh, okay.

ADAM:
Okay, so should I go in?

KATY:
Uh, no, no, no, no.

Washington and Duquesne.

It's Culver City,
head there now.

ADAM: Okay.

Let's go, Katy!

[softly]
Thank you.

Oh, my god! Yes!

[dramatic music continues]

[Adam panting]

Hang on.

Okay,
I think I'm getting close.

[engine revving]

Oh. Oh-ho-ho.

Bingo.

For real, check it,
I got bingo.

- BRIAN: Yo.
- Oh!

- BRIAN: That's it.
- KATY: Nice job, Adam.

ADAM:
How do you like them apples?

Okay, put your hands
on the wheel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see the front door.

All right,
I'm going to park.

BRIAN: Okay.

I am so nervous right now.

[car signal beeping]

ADAM:
Ugh, parking. Faster.

- Okay, don't die, bro.
- Be careful.

ADAM:
Appreciate that.

Wish me luck.

You got this.

[car door shuts]

All right,
do you see anything?

ADAM:
Jesus, this place is huge.

How am I supposed to know
which one is his?

I don't know.
Look for a, like,

one of the windows
where you can see the theater.

How am I supposed to know where
we're going to see the theater

- from the window...
- Can you see the sign still?

Okay, um...

Theater is here.

Um...

Okay.

ADAM: Oh, shit.

Yo, what did you say
his name was?

Justin Anderson.

Yeah, Justin motherfucking
Anderson.

[keys beeping]

Wait, what are you--
what are you doing?

Looking to see
if he's in the directory.

- Smart cookie.
- Yeah, I like to think so.

Justin Anderson, 303,
remember that.

- Nice.
- Okay, um,

how you going
to get in there?

Ye of little faith.

[keys beeping]

[intercom ringing through]

WOMAN [on intercom]:
Hello?

Post-Mates.

BRIAN: Oh, my god.

- [door buzzing]
- Bang.

You're a genius.

Knew you'd like that.

Okay, um, 303.

Thank you.

Where're the stairs
in this place?

They don't have an elevator?

I'm not getting Covid.

Right.
Forgot about that.

[Adam panting]

BRIAN:
Are you all right?

- You got this, bro.
- Good hustle, Adam.

Yeah, you don't skip leg day,
so you're good.

[panting]
Fuck you.

I'm so out of shape.

Why does he have to live
on the third floor?

I'm so sorry, man, the view.
I don't know.

Yeah, I think
we established that.

[Adam panting]
Wait, wait.

[Adam breathing heavily]

There it is.

[knocking]

Hello?

I don't know
if he's here.

Wait, are you sure?

Wait, wait, wait,
I think I hear something.

[rustling behind door]

- Sam?
- [muffled] Mm-hmm.

Are you alone?

Oh, my god.

I'm gonna try
and figure out a way in.

[muffled cries]

ADAM: Shit.

Okay.

[kicking door]

Oh!

[Adam grunts, kicking door]

Come on, come on.

- [Adam groaning]
- [muffled cries]

[Adam screams,
door breaks open]

BRIAN: Oh!

ADAM: Sam?

SAM: [muffled cries]
Mm-mm-mmm!

ADAM: Sam.

[muffled shouting]

KATY: Is she okay? Sam!
Go to her, go to her.

ADAM: Oh, my god.

Get these...

- [Sam crying under gag]
- ADAM: Holy shit.

Oh, my god, Sam.

KATY: Is she hurt?
Sam, are you hurt?

- ADAM: Holy shit!
- BRIAN: Careful.

ADAM:
Sam, are you okay?

He left.

KATY: Look around
and be sure, look around.

SAM:
Adam, get my hands.

[breathing heavily]

ADAM:
Are you okay?

I don't know.

Okay, wait, if he's not there,
then that means--

- [phone chimes]
- Hello?

- ADAM: MBF? What's MBF?
- Shh!

Wait, do you guys
think it's...

- ADAM: Justin?
- KATY: Hello? Who is this?

- How did you get in here?
- ADAM: Yeah, what did you do

with our friends,
you son of a bitch?

- BRIAN: Say something!
- Look we're not playing around.

Either tell us who you are
or get the hell out.

ADAM: Now!

Hello?

[heavy thudding]

- This is...
- Hello?

Rebecca?

BECCA [weakly]:
Uh... Katy?

Becca, oh, my god,
yeah, it's Katy.

- Where are you guys?
- Oh, my god.

BECCA: Hello?
Can you guys hear us?

- Yes.
- Yes, yes!

[thudding]

Can't open the door--
can't...

- [doorknob rattling]
- JACOB: Hey!

KATY:
Becca, where are you guys?

Yeah, are you guys okay?

We're fine, I think.

ANNIE:
I think we're in a closet?

- SAM: Can you hear us?
- ADAM: Hello?

How did you guys call us?

Um, we're on my work phone.

- ADAM: What's MBF?
- Mind, Body, Fitness.

Why didn't you guys
call us sooner?

ANNIE: We just woke up,
what do you ex--?

Wait, what do you mean
you just woke up?

JACOB: He moved us
while we knocked out.

Moved you?
What do you mean you were "out"?

ADAM:
Sam, did he drug you too?

Yeah. I passed out and then
I just woke up here.

Oh, my god.

ANNIE: So, where is he?

BRIAN: Have you guys
in the closet heard him,

or anyone,
wherever you are?

BECCA: No...
or at least I don't think so.

[thudding]

JACOB [weakly]:
Yeah. Where the hell are we?

KATY: Shit.

BRIAN:
Where are you guys?

ANNIE: I don't know.

Trying to look around.

KATY: Oh, my god.

ANNIE:
Wait, Katie, I think--

Wait, uh...

ANNIE: Hold on,
we're in your closet.

[softly]
Fuck.

We're definitely
at your place.

- [computer dings]
- Hello?

[computer chimes]

- ADAM: Wait, what?
- What?

Oh, shit.

KATY: Yeah,
but you're not still...

That's our place.

BRIAN:
Oh, my god.

ADAM: What? How?

BRIAN: Oh, my god.

[dramatic music]

I'm on my way, guys.

[dramatic music]

ADAM: Brian?

[Katy panting]

Hey, Brian!

He can still see us.

Oh, yes, I'm on it.

KATY:
I'm almost there, guys.

We're on the way.

JACOB:
Shut up, asshole.

Yeah, dude,
get out of here.

Yes, good call, good call.

- Okay, I'm almost there.
- Okay, hurry.

Okay, I'm here!

[softly]
Oh, my god.

[breathing heavily]

[door creaking]

Justin?

[phone dings]

[dinging]

[door squeaking]

I'm coming in.

[door creaks shut]

- Justin.
- [dinging]

Where are you?

[dishes clattering]

SAM: Mom!

BARRY: Sammy!

KATY: No! Hello?

ANNIE: Oh, oh, hey!
Katy! Katy!

Can you guys hear me?

BOTH: Yes!

JACOB: Right here!

[all shouting]

Wait, guys, he's blocked it
with my dresser, hold on.

JACOB:
Here! In the closet!

ANNIE:
Katy, where are you?

[Annie grunting]

Okay, hold on.

[all shouting]

Yes, yes.

KATY:
Hurry, be careful, be careful.

Let's go!

[dramatic music]

- JACOB: All right.
- Let's go.

Come on.

KATY:
Where is he?

JACOB:
Wait, Katy!

BECCA: No! No!

- [banging on door]
- ANNIE: Katy!

KATY: Please, please,
unlock the door.

[banging on door]

- KATY: Now!
- Yeah, let her out.

JACOB:
Come on, Katy! Shit.

- JUSTIN: I can't do that.
- KATY: Why not?

- Open the door!
- No, no, guys, guys.

I got this, please,
just...

[Katy breathing heavily]

You brought quite
the crew with you.

KATY: Yeah.

Yeah, my friends
are concerned about me,

as I'm sure yours
would be about you.

Shh, shh.

JUSTIN: No.

KATY: Why not?

Justin?

Why are you doing this?

You killed that girl,
didn't you?

Lured her in on the app,

left her for dead.

You're a monster.

What a psychopath.

[all talking at once]

JUSTIN:
It was too easy.

And this time,
it was almost funny.

How concerned
you all were.

Calling and texting
one another.

Coming over
to look for her.

- ADAM: Freak.
- KATY: I'm sorry,

were you watching us?

JUSTIN: It was nice
to be included.

Unlock the door
or we're calling the police!

KATY:
No, she doesn't meant that.

Listen, listen to me, Justin.
Right here.

Justin, please just let me out
and we will leave you alone.

JUSTIN:
Don't you get it?

I don't want to be
left alone.

KATY: Justin, please.

We'll leave you alone and you'll
never see us again, please!

Why won't you listen to me?

JACOB:
Open the door!

We've got her,
you know we got Sam.

Yeah, and we're here,
asshole.

ADAM:
I told you I'd get ya!

Then it's a good thing
you tapped in.

Wait, wait, wait-- no!

[all shouting]

- KATY: Justin. Please!
- [struggling]

[silence]

[computer dings]

[computer powers on]

[keyboard clicking]

[computer chimes]

[news program music,
police siren wailing]

[computer chimes]

[computer chiming]

- SAM: Wait, why?
- KATY: Just 'cause.

SAM:
That went well last time.

KATY: Okay, stop it.
Just go in my room,

I'll be there in a sec.

- SAM: Famous last words.
- KATY: Stop it.

Oh, my god.

Wait-- you guys!

You guys are too much.

- [Adam vocalizes fart]
- ANNIE: Adam.

- BECCA: So gross.
- BRIAN: Dude, seriously?

Hey...

Happy birthday.

No, you shouldn't have.

It's from all of us.

Oh, my gosh.

I love you guys so much.

This is incredible,
thank you.

Well, we love you
so much.

- Yo, Adam.
- What?

Dude, turn off
your background.

What are you talking about?

JACOB:
Yeah, come on, quit it, man.

- Why are you pulling a Sam?
- Hey!

I'm-- I'm not using
a background.

KATY:
Wait a second, is he?

Yeah, he totally is
using a background.

KATY:
What are you hiding?

Nothing, all right?

Why do you care
if I have a background?

Look,
this is about Sam, okay?

Can we not get
sidetracked?

Surprise!

- Boo!
- I knew it!

- I knew it!
- SAM: Plot twist.

And he's still not
wearing any pants.

Okay, she made me
wear these.

I made you wear them?

Just a disclaimer.

- BRIAN: Oh, beautiful.
- Ohh!

[all commenting]

Lovely, lovely.

Okay, okay, calm down.

Yeah, what,
are we in middle school?

KATY: I can't
with either of you.

[all laugh]

[computer dings]

- JACOB: Ooh...
- ANNIE: Not this again.

Did we miss it?

No, no, you guys
are right on time.

- ANNIE: Barry and Cindy!
- Oh, good.

- Happy belated, Sammy! Mwah!
- We love you, Sammy.

- Thanks, mom.
- KATY: Okay, okay.

Can everyone get
their candles ready?

- Yes.
- We got it right here.

Light her up, honey.

ANNIE:
I'm prepared.

Well, should we sing,
or what?

- Absolutely.
- Yes, hold on,

- let me get my drink.
- BOTH: Well, we got ours.

ANNIE: All right,
when we're all ready,

I'm going to do
a countdown, okay?

Ready.

Three, two, one.

ALL [singing]:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday,
dear Sammy ♪

[Sammy laughs]

♪ Happy birth-- ♪
[laughing]

[singing continues]

♪ ...to you ♪

Okay, you guys are going to
have to help me blow these out.

ADAM [on computer]:
Of course!

BRIAN [on computer]:
Duh.

BECCA: Better wish for
something good.

- KATY: Awful.
- So bad.

[laughing]
Help me!

ADAM:
There we go!

Yay!
[clapping]

Thank you guys.

- CINDY: Love you.
- BARRY: Happy birthday, Sam.

Happy birthday, honey.

All right, so...

What is this?

JACOB: You gotta guess
what's inside.

I mean, seriously,
thank you guys.

This is so nice.

BRIAN: We had to get you
something after all this.

Is this just from Katy,
or is this from everybody?

BECCA: Open it up
and see what's inside.

- ANNIE: It's from all of us.
- JACOB: But we all pitched in.

[beeping]

Scene Two, update seven.

ALL: Seven.
[boards clapping]

Take... no.
[beep]

Can you guys just let me know
that the audio's good?

Audio's good,
we checked it.

WOMAN:
Scene nine, take 12!

Can you hear me?

[keyboard clicking]

Uh... wait, I gotta,
I gotta roll.

Okay, five?
Eight? Five.

Eight.

You were way off
on that one.

So the coffee's
starting to kick in, so...

[indistinct conversations]

It's been a long time...
[indistinct]

[upbeat music]

Karen, that take
was amazing.

[indistinct dialog
and laughter]

[upbeat music continues]

[indistinct chatter]

I'm here, guys.

[indistinct chatter continues]

Yeah, she's fine.

Yay.

[keyboard clicking
and music continue]

[laughing]

[indistinct chatter continues]

- Hey, guys!
- Hi, everyone!

[cheering]

Yes!

[laughing]

[music continues]

[indistinct chatter continues]

Take five.

[indistinct chatter continues]

[music continues]

- [clapboard claps]
- That's a wrap.

[music continues]

Amazing.

[indistinct chatter continues]

Congratulations, everybody.

Love you guys.

[indistinct chatter continues]

Bye, y'all.

[music continues]

[music fades]