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Hey, Rose.
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Yeah?
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I have this friend--
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Gonna stop you right there
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because you're doing that thing
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where you say it's
your friend's question
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when, really, it's yours.
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Am not.
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Okay. What is this question
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your totally real
friend wants to ask?
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Well, my real friend wants
to know
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what age is a good age
for a baby to get tattooed?
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What?! What?
What did you do?
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Nothing! I told you!
It was my friend!
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(sighing)
Oh, you're lucky, Paul.
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Don't you ever, ever ask me
again about baby tattoos.
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So, I should tell my friend
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he should wait
until his baby's 18, then.
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Get out.
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(baby cooing)
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Ro said it's not a good idea
to get your baby tatted up
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till he's at least
18 years old.
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(baby cooing)
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Friend: I wish she would have
told me that sooner.
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Paul: Jesus fucking Christ!
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(baby cooing)
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Maybe put some ice on that!
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Roger: This is Laughing Stick
in the Morning.
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Band Councillor Rose
is putting together
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a team of volunteers
to represent Grouse Lake
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at the Annual Indigenous
Firefighter Games.
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Mm. I saw a few of them earlier,
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and we're gonna need
a team of firefighters
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to put out these firefighters
because they're smokin'.
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Mm! While I cool off,
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here's Carrie and
the Crotch Crickets with
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"the March of the Hornballs".
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Rose:
Congratulations.
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You are all here because
you were hand-selected by me.
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You are the strongest,
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bravest, fiercest,
most physically gifted specimens
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that Grouse Lake has to offer.
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(breathing heavily)
Oh, Rose, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I tried to catch
a ride from you this morning,
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but you drove off so fast.
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- What are you doing here?
- Paul: What do you mean?
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I'm on the team. Speaking of,
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I didn't know about this
little early morning meeting.
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Can we talk over-- over here?
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Yeah, yeah.
We probably don't wanna announce
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that I'm team captain
in front of these guys.
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(chuckling)
Okay, how do I say this?
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Just tell them that they're
all good firefighters,
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but your b'eb is the best.
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Hm. Do you know what?
I should tell them.
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- Shows good leadership.
- No. No.
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All right, everybody,
let's huddle in.
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Or you guys can
just stand there.
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Basically, what Rose
is afraid to tell you,
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because of 'nepotism,'
is that I'm team captain.
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I thought I was team captain.
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B'eb, what are we gonna do
if he has to fight a fire?
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He's gonna tell it to lose
weight or his knees will buckle?
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This can't be your guy.
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Chickadee: Four seconds left.
No timeouts.
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Jordan's got the flu.
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Game over.
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No way, you totally fouled me.
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As if.
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Okay, my turn.
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If I make this shot,
we live happily ever after.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, what if you miss?
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We live happily ever after.
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I like those odds.
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(laughing)
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We should clean this up.
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Why? I'll know where
they are for later.
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Oh, crap. What time is it?
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Time for more
cheese-ball ball?
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I was supposed to go live.
Stupid cheese-ball ball.
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Oh, um, babe,
you're in the shot.
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Well, where am I
supposed to go?
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Just to the left.
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Here?
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Serena whispering:
Hey, whisperheads.
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Sorry, I'm a little
late today.
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I got caught up playing
cheese-ball ball.
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(regular voice:) Sorry, babe.
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Uh, chat says that you're
still in the shot.
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Chat says much better.
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Chickadee:
Oh, fuck off.
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(crunching)
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Hilda:
Good morning, Lips.
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Or seeing as you speak Pig...
(oinking)
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Not now, Auntie.
I'm here to see Chief Deedee.
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Oh, tough luck, Bacon Bits.
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She's in a meeting.
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Well, when you see her,
give her these.
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Fuck's all this, then?
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I ruined Leon's
community garden
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and I need to be reprimanded.
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You stomped on some plants
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and phoned in a false bomb
threat, that's light work.
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I crossed the line, Hilda.
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I know prison guards
more crooked than you.
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Whoa. That's loaded
with fresh Copper Tops.
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I'm suspending myself...
indefinitely.
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Ho'leh.
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Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!
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Wassa-ga-ma...
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- Babe...
- What?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm just doing
my vocal warmups.
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Oh, man, you know,
you're pretty loud
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for someone who
whispers for a living.
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Thanks.
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So, do these yellings happen,
like, all the time
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or does that, like,
cover it for the year?
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Like a couple times a day,
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depending.
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Depending on what?
If you're trying to break glass?
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Well, I can do it somewhere else
if it's a problem.
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But, uh, speaking of problems,
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could you, uh,
clean up your mess?
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Mess?
That's my floordrobe.
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It's where I keep everything.
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Look, look. There's that
cheese-ball from earlier...
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(crunching)
...right where I left it.
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(crunching)
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Mm. Who's a redhead?
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Literal ick.
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So the key to any
good fire department
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is a good firefighter calendar,
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and here to take
the photo is Roger,
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who claims to be a professional
photographer all of a sudden.
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All proceeds
go towards travel expenses
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for your trip to Winnipeg.
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Okay, everyone,
take your shirts off,
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and then I'll get started
oiling you up.
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Oof.
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Uh, Roger?
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- Huh?
- Professionalism?
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Oh, right.
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Everybody, take their
shirts off, except Paul.
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Actually, maybe...
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layer up.
You're kind of killing the vibe.
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Rose:
Everybody keep their shirts on.
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I can't believe
I just said that.
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Okay, gather around.
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Paul, could you step
a little to the right?
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How about here?
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Maybe just a little more.
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Little more?
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Little more.
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Yes.
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Roger:
Say cheese!
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(door opening)
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(door closing)
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Hey, look!
A piggy in a blanket.
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Jeez, Lips,
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it stinks like solitary
confinement in here.
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Here.
It's a recipe I got from Stoney.
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Careful. There's a
hacksaw blade in there.
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Bad boys don't
deserve fresh bread.
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(sighing)
Come on, Lips.
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It's no fun with you
moping around.
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Arrest me, would you?
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I-I just broke
into your house.
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Without the law, who am I?
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We're-- We're like
Batman and the Joker.
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Fine, then.
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(door closing)
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(video game beeping)
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Tavis: Man,
we keep getting third-party'd
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by these sweaty scrubs.
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Just do quick play,
no role queue.
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Hey guys,
could you save the game
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and do another sesh tomorrow?
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After all, it is like 9 p.m.
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Didn't know we were
in an Elder's lodge.
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Ho'leh, your old lady's
just a real old lady.
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Oh, uh...
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(clearing throat)
Hey, hey, guys,
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let's-- let's pack this up.
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(Tavis sighing)
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(door closing)
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Thanks for defending me.
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I was gonna say something,
but then, they just took off.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna track 'em down
at one of their houses
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and give them a
piece of my mind.
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And, um...
(clearing throat)
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...it-- it might take a while,
so don't wait up.
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I'm just--
I'm just so mad right now.
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Paul: B'eb!
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Shush!
I just got PJ to sleep.
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What was with all that backing
out of the picture stuff?
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I'm starting to think
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that you don't want me
on the team anymore.
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(scoffing)
No, that's not true.
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I can handle it.
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Being a father has put
everything into perspective.
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I'm way more mature now.
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Okay, then,
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you're not on
the firefighting team.
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What the fuck?!
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PJ, wake up.
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You gotta hear what
your mom just said to me.
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I just got him to sleep.
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Well, you should
have thought of that
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before you broke
both our hearts.
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(sighing)
Oh my God.
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I can't just
pick my own boyfriend.
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It looks bad.
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Oh, you hear that, PJ?
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I'm off the team
because "it looks bad".
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(PJ fussing, crying)
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Nice going.
Now I got two crying babies.
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- (PJ fussing, crying)
- Don't--
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Where you going,
new fish?
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I'm here to see
Councillor Rose.
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Rose, you got a visitor.
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Conjugal visit, hey?
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B'eb, is that you?
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Who is this b'eb you speak of?
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I am a concerned citizen,
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and I'm here to make an official
complaint to Chief and Council.
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Rose: Is this about
the firefighting team?
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Because that wasn't personal.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, you're just
terribly out of shape.
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That sounds personal.
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Okay, then,
you're amazingly out of shape.
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That sounds very personal.
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(sighing)
Look, Paul,
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I really, really want to win,
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and these guys
are our best shot.
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We'll see about that
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'cause I'm going to go
and find my own team,
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and then later today,
we'll face off,
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and then the winner's team
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gets to go to the most
wonderful place in the world...
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Winnipeg.
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All right. Bring it on.
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Oh, it's on.
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Oh, b'eb, don't forget,
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later today, for lunch,
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Stephen Harper made
the most amazing stew.
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Rose:
Hey, hey, hey.
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Concerned citizens
get handshakes.
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Paul:
Mm.
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Ah, psych!
(laughing)
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00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,829
Hey. So, I was going
to go to Yeah-mans later.
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00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:40,066
They're doing 20% off used hams.
You want one?
257
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,438
You want to watch
a movie later?
258
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,974
Crave has this documentary on
the rise and fall of canned ham.
259
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,644
Nothing?
260
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,479
Those are some
pretty good ham jokes.
261
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,887
Are you giving me
the silent treatment?
262
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,829
All right, fine, then.
Two can play the silent game.
263
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,497
All right, it's on.
264
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,599
No talking,
no sounds, no nothing.
265
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,370
Roger:
Welcome to the warm-up event
266
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:22,041
for the Indigenous
Firefighter Games.
267
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,676
And if you're like me,
268
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,045
you got here incredibly early
to watch.
269
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:30,483
In a surprise twist, Paul put
together a team of his own
270
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,419
and the demonstration is
actually a competition.
271
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,855
You're playing
with fire, Paul.
272
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,757
Yeah, that's the plan.
273
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,159
Oh, I'm also going
to need a ride home later, baby.
274
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,528
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks, b'eb.
275
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:46,265
Let the games begin!
276
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,366
(audience cheering)
277
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,002
(cheering)
278
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,084
(crunching quietly)
279
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,821
(crunching quietly)
280
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,657
(sipping quietly)
281
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,561
(clinking softly)
282
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,202
(knocking)
283
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,105
Agnes: Chickadee, you there?
284
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,641
Chickadee, it's Kookoo,
let me in.
285
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:33,712
I want to give you $100
and something called
286
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,182
a "PS5 Pro".
287
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,917
All you need to do
288
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:41,086
is give me a sign
that you're in there,
289
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,655
anything.
290
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:47,426
One little knock
and it's all yours.
291
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,461
Okay, then.
292
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,499
(Whistle blowing)
293
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:57,303
(audience cheering, chattering)
294
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,604
Rose: Yeah!
295
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,041
(audience cheering, chattering)
296
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,776
(straining)
297
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,110
(straining)
Paul: Come on!
298
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,446
(groaning)
299
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,882
(chuckling)
300
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,718
Whoo!
301
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,955
(audience cheering, chattering)
302
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,634
(audience chattering)
303
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,139
Aah!
304
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,308
Oh!
Oh, my right foot!
305
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,577
Oh, my lucky foot!
306
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,012
My lucky right foot!
307
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,047
(knocking)
308
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,917
(knocking)
309
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,085
(thudding)
310
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,653
Nobody move!
311
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,089
I'm gonna steal
all your valuables.
312
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,423
Help yourself.
313
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:55,461
Unless somebody
can arrest me.
314
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,097
If I think of anyone,
I'll let you know.
315
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,500
For fuck's sakes, Lips,
this is a break and enter!
316
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,202
That's nice.
317
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,504
Okay, then.
318
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,741
(gasping)
What about this?
319
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,346
Does that... fire you up?
320
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,315
No, not really.
321
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,317
Okay, what about loitering?
322
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,987
Will you arrest me
for... hanging out?
323
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,455
Loitering?
324
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,925
That's an offense
punishable by...
325
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,193
Stop it, Auntie.
326
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,696
Ooh, looks like I found
a pulse.
327
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:38,203
(gasping)
Oops.
328
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,506
I did a littering!
329
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,942
That's it.
330
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,778
That's a violation of the
Environment Act, Section 2.7.
331
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,113
But I thought you
weren't a cop.
332
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,949
I'm not...
333
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,884
but I'm making
a citizen's arrest.
334
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,352
Come with me.
335
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,521
(gasping)
You got me, copper.
336
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,724
Just don't send me back
to Stony Mountain.
337
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:09,802
♪
338
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,073
(landing softly)
339
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,041
Yes!
340
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,676
Ha! I win.
341
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,611
- Serena: Shit.
- In your face, sucker.
342
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,580
Real mature, Chickadee.
343
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,614
You're just cheesed
because I out-quieted
344
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,416
the quietest person ever.
345
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,251
Why don't you just
grease yourself up
346
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,886
and slither out the window
like you always do?
347
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,322
That was only, like...
three times.
348
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,057
Go eat cheese-balls
off the floor.
349
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,926
Well, I don't really
like ASMR.
350
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,227
You so do.
351
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:40,566
I am just so relaxed
right now.
352
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,502
Jar'd, jar'd,
bannock and lard.
353
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,104
I know you are, but what am I?
354
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,139
Takes one to know one.
355
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,741
So, so, suck my toe
all the way to Standing Buffalo.
356
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,743
- (gasping)
- Chickadee: Oh shit.
357
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,978
What did you just say to me?
358
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,949
I'm sorry.
I-I didn't really mean that one.
359
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,151
Yes, you did.
360
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,321
(door slamming)
361
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,191
(sighing)
362
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,795
This is it, the final event.
363
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,865
So far, Rose's team
has been beautiful,
364
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:17,069
absolutely gorgeous,
just pummelling the ugly team.
365
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,772
Ahh...
366
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,708
Each team has to carry a bucket
without losing any water
367
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,144
and use it to hit the target.
368
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,813
The winner shoots
the target down first.
369
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,149
The loser, Paul's team.
370
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,683
Ah.
371
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,385
Roger:
Let's get this over with.
372
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,486
(gun firing)
373
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,789
(audience cheering)
374
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,161
(audience cheering)
375
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,699
And the Hots beat the Nots!
376
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,268
(audience cheering)
377
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,603
- (cheering)
- Yeah!
378
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,838
(cheering)
379
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,841
(audience cheering)
380
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,450
Hey there, b'eb.
Or is it concerned citizen Paul?
381
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,752
It's your b'eb.
382
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,220
Sorry we beat you guys so badly.
383
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,556
- It's fine.
- It's just that...
384
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,324
I can't have
my b'eb fighting fires;
385
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,693
it's dangerous,
and you're a dad now.
386
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,363
Yeah, I guess it would be pretty
hard to be a cool, kick-ass dad
387
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,866
and fight fires
at the same time.
388
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,969
And there's no shame in losing
to Grouse Lake's finest.
389
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,637
- (fire whooshing)
- Woman: Fire!
390
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,107
Fire.
391
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,808
A ridiculously small fire.
392
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,643
Rose:
Fire team,
393
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,278
you know what to do!
394
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,880
- (crowd screaming)
- Save yourselves!
395
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,381
Save me!
396
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,684
Come back here, you cowards!
397
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:43,088
Stand back, b'eb.
It's fok'n hero time.
398
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,358
Losers, assemble!
399
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,926
(heroic music playing)
400
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,862
You got this.
401
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,534
B'eb, it's too dangerous.
402
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:59,671
If I don't make it out alive,
tell PJ I loved him.
403
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,740
Just go already,
the wieners are gonna burn.
404
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,878
(sizzling)
405
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,081
Fire, you're fucking out!
406
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,083
You're my hero.
407
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,085
(Paul grunts)
408
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,720
Does this mean I get
to come to Winnipeg now?
409
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,655
Hell no, we're still
gonna send the hotties.
410
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:20,292
The important thing
is that I love you.
411
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,495
Uh, counsellors
get handshakes.
412
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:25,597
(chuckling)
413
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,502
Do you think we could
salvage any hot dogs?
414
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,408
Chickadee:
There you are.
415
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,911
Look, I'm really sorry
416
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,513
I told you to suck my toe all
the way to Standing Buffalo.
417
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,017
It's fine.
418
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,619
No, it wasn't.
It was way too far.
419
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,289
Standing Buffalo's,
like, miles away.
420
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,727
I'm sorry for that whole thing
I said about bannock and lard.
421
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,729
I don't know where
that came from.
422
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,364
I deserved it.
423
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:04,136
Is it true that
you don't like ASMR?
424
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:08,040
I like it.
I don't love it.
425
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,677
Are we breaking up?
426
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,446
I thought
this was just a fight.
427
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:18,083
Seriously? Me too.
428
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,484
I guess it was bound
to happen.
429
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,588
You're a Bittern
and I'm a Buttern.
430
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:27,192
Yeah, I guess it would be
weird if we didn't fight.
431
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,261
It's in our blood.
432
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,264
Aww, our first fight.
433
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,733
To many more.
434
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,470
Yo!
435
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,205
Are we fuckin'
doing this or what?
436
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,040
Get the fuck out of here.
437
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,442
Both: Yup.
438
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:56,388
Well, look who's back.
439
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,856
Thanks, Auntie.
440
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,825
I know we have our differences,
441
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,060
but it means a lot to me
to know that you care.
442
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,496
Hey, keep it down. You crazy?
443
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,099
I can't be seen
talking to the fuzz.
444
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,801
Can I at least get my tactical
illumination devices back?
445
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,737
No can do, Lips.
446
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,705
Looks like you actually
are suspended now.
447
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,741
What do you mean?
448
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,376
Well, you said you
suspended yourself,
449
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,711
but as far as
Chief Deedee is concerned,
450
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,513
you skipped work
and didn't tell anyone.
451
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,382
Really?
452
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,351
You gotta have rules, Lips.
453
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,423
(snorting like a pig)
454
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,691
♪ Wake up now ♪
455
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,559
♪ Indian Agent man ♪
456
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,161
♪ Wake up now ♪
457
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,864
♪ Things are out of hand ♪
458
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,399
♪ Wake up now ♪
459
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,701
♪ Indian Agent man ♪
460
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,036
♪ Wake up now ♪
461
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,204
♪ Things are out of hand ♪
462
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:52,144
(Indigenous singing)
463
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:53,979
♪
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