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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingeverybody was your friend ♪
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♪ From thin to thickand through thick and thin ♪
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♪ And egotistical tripswas put to an end ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪♪- [Applause, Cheering]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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- What's up? How y'all doin'?
- [Yelling]
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- All right, good, you ready to have some fun?
- [Audience] Yeah.!
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All right, cool, cool.
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Well, I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans
and this is In Living Color.
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You know, uh...
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I just want to ask
you guys something.
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Mike Tyson invited me to come,
like, check out his fight.
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- Y'all think it's a setup?
- [Laughing]
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I figured I'd tell the world
so if anything happens...
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you guys know
what's up, okay?
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Be watching my back. Before we get started,
say hello to my D. J... S.W. One.
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[Applause, Cheering]
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My Fly Girls,
starting over here with Cari...
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- Deidre, Carrie Ann, Michelle and Lisa.- [Cheering, Applause]
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All right, give us a few seconds,
we'll be back, sit tight.
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Hit it.
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪♪
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[Announcer]Are you bored? Nothing to do?
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Is your family quality time likefamily nap time? Well, wake up.!
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It's time for fun withthe Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit.
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[Chuckles] That's right.
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Capture the many facesof Michael Jackson...
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with the Michael JacksonPotato Head Kit.
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Four hundred molded,plastic facial features...
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allow kids to reconstructMichael's ever-changing face...
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after every single one ofhis plastic surgery operations.
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I made my MichaelJackson
Potato Head look like he looked...
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when he was with theJackson Five,
with a strong Afro-American nose...
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and a big 'Fro.
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I made my Michael Potato Head
into the Michael of April, 1986...
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right before his third nose job...
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but after his extensive
cheekbone reconstruction...
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and the cleft added to his chin.
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[Announcer] Now, keepingthe April 1986 face as it is...
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replace the hairwith hairpiece number 139-D...
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and look who you'vejust made.
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It's Michael Jackson'sown idol... Diana Ross.!
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Now, just addmole number five-D...
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and you've made Michael'sfabulous sister, Janet.
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Take away the nose completely,and you'vejust made LaToya.
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Look, everybody!
I've made Michael look...
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just like he looked on
the front of his Bad album.
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That's great, son. But you know,
something's just not quite right.
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I know.
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[Announcer] That's right. With justan ordinary kitchen vegetable peeler...
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you can simulate Michael's chemicalface peel and dermabrasion scrubs.
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The only limits areyour family's imagination.
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There is no end tothe maxio facialary fun.
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The Michael JacksonPotato Head Kit from Dem-Co.
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[Announcer]He's a lover, he's a fighter.
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He's Keenenand Damon's brother.
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- You've seen him spin recordson In Living Color.
- [Grunts]
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Now see him fight crimein his screen debut.
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The Wayans Company, in associationwith Tiger Beat magazine...
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is proud to present S. W. Onein DiscJockey, Death Jockey.
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Coming soon to a theater near you.
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[Both] We'll be there.
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The "ambiquity" that I feel...
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never justifies itself.
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There's always the pungent odor
of life's constipation...
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that surreptitiously conflicts
with the detrimental instability...
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hitherto fore, six-eight,
who do we appreciate...
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the unification of Congress...
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[Chuckles]
Excuse me. Condoms...
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demystifying the squalor
of profanity...
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regurgitating over and over again.
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Here, let me digress my bowels
for a minute...
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and invite to the front
the nondescript hernia...
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rectifies the miscommunication
of fetal, or fecal...
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depending on where
your head is at.
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[Announcer]Reading is fundamental.
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Do not be persecuted
by the pompous fedora...
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balanced by
the equilibrium fortified...
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by the government's inability
to eradicate...
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or foreshadow, taken from
the Hebrew word... foreskin.
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[Announcer] Paid for by...
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Now, Edna Louise,
I want you to sit down...
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and I want you to write an apology letter
to Mr. Ferguson.
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Pulling off the principal's
hairpiece was not very nice.
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- Yeah, but sure was funny.
- What did you say?
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- I said, sure, honey.
- Don't be a smarty-pants.
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As for you, Parnell, there'll be no talking
from you. You're in enough trouble as it is.
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Parnell, you're in enough trouble as it is.
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Hey, it's your fault I'm in here, Edna.
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How do you figure that?
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You're the one who gave Mrs. Key
my chocolate bar in the first place.
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You should have told me it was a laxative,
Pukus-Maximus!
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- You snooze you lose.
- Blow it out your hiney-horn!
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Good one.
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Dear Mr. Ferguson, I am so sorry
that you are baldheaded...
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and trying to hide it with that
ugly wig that doesn't fool anybody.
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And I am also very sorry
that you are fat and ugly...
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and nobody likes you,
not even your wife...
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because your breath
smells like roadkill.
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I hope you will accept my apology.
Edna Louise.
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There. I think he'll like it.
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Hey, we're not supposed
to be talking, Barf-a-saurus.
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- I do not wish to be trapped
in your web of intrigue.
- Parnell, look.
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Dance with the dead!
Dance with the dead!
Dance with the dead!
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That skeleton is an example
of biological petrification...
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and is to be used for
scientific purposes only.
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- Oh, yeah? Well, I think
it looks like your mom.
- Does not!
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Does too! Hey, Mrs. Parnell,
you look like you lost some weight.
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You know something,
you and that butt-head seem
to have the same bone structure.
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Would you like to dance over here?
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Dance with the dead!
Dance with the... Uh-oh!
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- Hey, Parnell.
- Way to go!
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- [Laughs] Parnell?
Parnell? Parnell? Parnell?
- I'm not listening!
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- Yes, you are.
- Am not.
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- Are so.
- Am not.
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- Are so.
- Am not.
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Are so!
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- You better stop...
- You better stop...
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- I hate it when...
- I hate it when...
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- I sorta...
- I sorta...
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- Mrs. Keegan!
- Mrs. Keegan!
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Hey, Parnell, here's
my impression of you.
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[Babbling]
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Shut up.
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- My teeth don't look like that.
- They do so!
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Watch out, everyone!
Here comes Parnell's teeth!
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[Screams] They'll eat you up!
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Hey, Parnell, look!
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[Babbling]
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Must beJapanese for dog weenie.
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- I'm sure.
- Parnell, look at this.
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It's my old friend,
Toady Woady Noady Goady. Ribbit!
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- It's not a toad, it's a frog.
You don't even know what kind.
- Oh, duh.
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I do too.
It's a dead frog.
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It's a South American
speckled leaper...
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- thank you very much, miss.
- Oh, Parnell.
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- You are so smart. I can't believe it.
- Yeah?
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You know what, Parnell?
I heard that if you, um...
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hold your hand up to your face
and your hand is bigger...
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that means you're
super-intelligent.
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- So that must mean I'm really a genius.
- Not!
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Oh, way to go, Edna!
Now my nose is starting to bleed!
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Parnell. Parnell, hey,
I know how to fix a nosebleed.
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- How?
- You have to lie on a flat surface.
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- Here, you better lie on Miss Keegan's desk.
- What?
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And you have to put
your legs up in the air.
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And-And you have to hold
something in-between your legs.
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And-And then... And you
have to plug your ears up...
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and you have to say, "Snot, snot,"
over and over again.
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- That's not gonna work!
- It is too! Just do it! Snot, snot, snot.
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Oh! Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot...
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snot, snot, snot, snot, snot...
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- What's going on here?
- Mrs. Keegan...
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this is not conducive
to the educative process.
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Parnell has gone completely out of his mind.
I cannot think straight.
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...Snot, snot, snot, snot...
- Edna. Edna Louise, get your books.
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Edna, get your books.
Come on. Shh.
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I think we'd better leave very quietly.
Parnell is having problems.
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Yes. You know something else,
Mrs. Keegan?
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I think I'd better stay home
from school tomorrow...
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- because I've been through a terrible trauma.
- Snot, snot, snot, snot.
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♪♪ [Rap]
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[Man] Welcome to UncleJoe's
Fairytales and Barbecue Recipes.
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Once upon a time in a land not so far away,there lived a gal named Rapunzle.
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She was pretty.I mean, she was fine.
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But her daddy didn't want anyof the young men to mess with her.
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Huh. You know what I mean.
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So he built this tall castleso that nobody could get to her.
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Rapunzle! Rapunzle!
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There is no maiden
fairer than thee.
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On first,
I fell in love with thee...
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portend, my fair maiden,
and let me prove thyself to thou.
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If only I was a bird
and could fly up to thee.
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But that my heart could
soar on wings of love...
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for thee, fair maiden, Rapunzle!
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I ain't understood
a word you said.
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Rapunzle don't live here no more.
She got evicted.
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Now my name is
Batwinda Molica HightowerJr.
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And I on the cusp of Virgo.
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So why don't you just come on up here
and bust that rescue move?
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Look here, baby, uh,
throw down those curly locks...
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and I'll climb on up and we'll get busy.
[Chuckles]
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Ouch.! Ohh.!
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Damn hair weave!
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You shouldn't have
pulled it so hard, stupid!
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♪ The Old ♪
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♪ Train ♪♪
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Good morning, everybody.
I'm Hubert...
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No, I'm-I'm Fred...
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- Am I Ron O'Neil?
- Don Cornelius.
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Don Cornelius.
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And my guests today come
all the way from Ethiopia.
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- That's England.
- England. Ethiopia, England.
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But before we get to that,
let's get to this, a group...
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Tell them the name
of the group.
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- Fine One Carnival.
- Fine Young Cannibals.
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That's right,
Fine Young Cannibals.
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But before we get to that,
let's get to a groove...
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that's sure enough gonna make you want
to boogie while you woogie, boogie...
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- On the dance floor!
- On the dance floor.
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My main man, Fat G.
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- That's Heavy D!
- And the Boys.
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♪♪ [Rap]
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And right now, I'd like you to meet
two members of my family.
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- Old Train Dancers.
- Yes, two of the Old Train Dancers.
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- And you are, young man?
- Methuselah.
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- And you?
- Jane Pittman.
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As you both know,
you have 20 seconds...
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to correctly unscramble the name
of a very famous talking horse.
243
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And I'll give you a hint...
it's not Lionel Richie.
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And while they do that,
we'll do this.
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♪♪ [Pop]
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♪♪ [Singing]
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Yes. And you are?
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- ♪♪ [Singing Off-key]
- Yes, and you?
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Oh, yes, yes.
250
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You all must be...
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very... very proud
of your success.
252
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[English Accent]
Well, we first started out...
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Will you come back
and do another song for us?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Fine One Mammal.
255
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Yes, that's all the time
we have for boogeying today.
256
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And I'm Don... Corleone.
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And, as usual,
it's always in parting...
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that we wish you love,
peace and...
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[All]
Soul!
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♪ The Old ♪
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♪ Train ♪
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♪ Old Train ♪
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♪ Old Train ♪♪
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♪♪ [Rap]
265
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm Roger Spittman for
the Wild World of Sports.
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And welcome to the final round...
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of the Tenth Annual Sweethearts
Bodybuilding Competition...
269
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here in beautiful
Las Vegas, Nevada.
270
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It's the greased-up pose
portion of the show.
271
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The action has been pretty fierce here.
272
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And here comes
our first competitor.
273
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She's Sara Sunkist
from Salamander, California.
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[Whooping, Hollering]
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[Spittman] This is her first finals...
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not a lot of muscle mass,and still quite feminine.
277
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And quite frankly, I don't like thatand neither do thejudges.
278
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She's gonna havea tough time here today.
279
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Next is Carla Meals.She's 5 foot 7, 140 pounds...
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from Beaverton, Wisconsin.
281
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Pretty good definition.
282
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But she's having trouble gettingrid of those darn breasts...
283
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and that's gonna count against her.
284
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I mean, look at them.Theyjust won't go away.
285
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- And finally, the competitoreveryone's been waiting to see.- Vera.! Vera.! Vera.!
286
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- Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera! Vera!
- You can feel the anticipation.
287
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Oh, boy.!
288
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Oh, boy.!
289
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Yeah.! What an entrance.!
290
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The lady, the controversy,the production.
291
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Vera DeMilo.
292
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Oh, she is awesome.!
293
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Some say she's gone too far,but I have to disagree.
294
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Of course, she's the onlywoman on the circuit who goesto the bathroom standing up.
295
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Oh, yeah,she is working it tonight.
296
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She is in top... Oh.! Oh.!Look there.! There she goes.
297
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Showing her feminine side withthe pregnant obstetric push.
298
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It's her ode tothe mystery of motherhood.
299
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Oh, baby.! She is hard as a rock.!
300
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Magnificent.!
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[Applause]
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- After a performance like that,
can there be any doubt?
- [Woman] No.!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the judges have come to a decision.
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And the winner is...
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Miss Vera DeMilo!
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Congratulations on a great victory
for you, princess.
307
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Now the reports are
that you have used steroids.
308
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Uh, do you care to comment
on that, little lady?
309
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[Husky Voice]
Yes, I would, Roger.
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I don't know who's
starting those rumors...
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but I do know that there
are a lot of jealous people out there...
312
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who aren't willing to do the work
it takes to look like this.
313
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Let's face it, women see me,
they want to be me.
314
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Well said. Well said. Could you just
tell me one more thing then, Vera?
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Sure.
316
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I got to ask you this. Uh, what is
that bulge in front of your trousers?
317
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Now, now. A girl's got to have
her little secrets.
318
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[Horse Laugh]
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That's where I keep
my chewing tobacco.
320
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And I can see that you still have that
wonderfully feminine sense of humor.
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- Oh, this is my boyfriend and trainer, Bart.
- And-And what a lucky man.
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You're beautiful, baby. Look at her!
Isn't she beautiful? Oh! Oh!
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[Chanting]Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! Vera.! Vera.!
324
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- Vera.! Vera.!
- There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
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A beautiful story. [Sniffles]
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For Wild World of Sports,
I'm Roger Spittman. Catch you next time.
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Vera! Vera! Vera!
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Thank you.
Hope you had fun.
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We'll see you next time around.
Take care. Bye-bye!
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
331
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♪ In living color♪♪
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