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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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♪ Take it from meIt's a'ight to be ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingeverybody was your friend ♪
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♪ From thin to thickand through thick and thin ♪
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♪ And egotistical tripswas put to an end ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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♪ Take it from meIt's a'ight to be ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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[Audience Applauding,Cheering]
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Yo!
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Thank you.
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Welcome to In Living Color.
I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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- [Audience Cheering, Applauding]
- Yeah!
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We got a great show
for you tonight.
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As usual, I like to start the show
by introducing my Fly Girls.
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Starting over here with Michelle,Cari, Carrie Ann, Lisa and Deidre.
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- [Audience Cheering]- [Keenen] Yeah.! Give it up.!
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And to my D.J., S.W. On...
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Whoo, whoo, whoo.
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- Who are you, man?
- Barry.
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Yo, Shawn said it was cool.
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Shawn!
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Yo, Keen, he's stupid!
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Wait. Stop, stop, stop.
What's up with D.J. Extra Large here?
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He's stupid, man. He gave us Laker
tickets if he could D.J. For the show.
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So we goin' to the Laker game tonight.
[Laughing]
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We'll be back in a minute.
Let me talk to you.
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪♪
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This summer,Touchtone Pictures...
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is proud to present the sequelall America has been waiting for...
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Yeah, hello.
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Is this Buster Douglas?
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Yeah, well, don't worry
about who it is.
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Yeah. It's a "unanimous" caller.
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I'm just a fan who's a little concerned
about your career right now.
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I saw the fight you had with Mike Tyson.
You beat him pretty bad.
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You know, I think
you should fight him again.
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Yeah, like tomorrow.
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What?
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All right, so it's me.
Yeah, so what?
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How'd you know?
I disguised my voice.
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Look, come on, Buster.
You gonna fight me or what?
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Aw, please?
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Come on, it's not goin' too good
with the broads, man.
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Well, just loan me the belt
for the weekend.
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Okay, fine. I'm givin' Robin's mother
your number.
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Oh, quiet. I could still
whip the both of ya.
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'Cause I'm the greatest
of all times!
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Float like a butterfly...
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sting like a tree... no.
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Bee. No, that ain't it.
Float like a, uh...
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Uh, Muhammad, I believe it's,
"Float like a butterfly...
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sting like a bee."
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks, Sugar.
That's right.
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Float like a Butterfinger,
stink like a bean. Yeah.
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- [Doorbell Rings]
- Oh!
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Round eight.
Rope-a-dope.
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Pretty funny, Ali.
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- [Doorbell Rings]- [Tyson] I'll get the door.
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Round over.
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Oh, wow.
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It's a baby!
Who ordered the baby?
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Did it come with pepperoni?
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- Hey.
- [Baby Cooing]
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Wait a minute.
Whose baby is this?
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Well, he's about your size, Sugar.
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- Yeah, but it talks like you...
- [Squawking, Cooing]
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And it makes faces like Ali.
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There's a note.
Let's read it.
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Let's see what this note says.
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I don't know. You?
I can't read it.
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Uh, " Dear Champ, remember
your New Year's Eve party?
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Well, here's your baby."
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Well, as you can see,
it said "Champ."
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That could be any one of us.
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We were all at that party,
you know.
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Well, i-it's signed "Judy."
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- [All] Ohh! Judy!
- Yeah.
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Well, maybe we should
take turns with the baby too.
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[Baby Crying]
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U-Uh, I think he's hungry!
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- What we gonna do with the baby?
- Give him a bottle.
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Somethin' for the baby.
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All right, little baby, swish it around
in your mouth and spit it out.
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Or else you'll get cramps.
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Yeah, all right, Champ,
come on.
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Swish it around. Swish.
Now spit!
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There you go.
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There you go.
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- [Crying Continues]
- He's still cryin'.
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Uh, maybe we should
change his diaper or somethin'.
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Let's try that.
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Oh, wow! Looks like the little fella
had a pretty bad accident.
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No, Michael, it's a girl.
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Ohh!
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- That's it.
- I'll handle this.
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Come on, little girl.
It's the Sugar. Look close now.
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In all your life, you'll never lay eyes
on a more beautiful man.
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[Crying Continues]
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That was pretty funny.
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Oh, wait.
We gotta finish this.
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Um, get some powder.
I hear babies can get rashes.
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D-Did you say somethin'
about roaches?
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I don't want this baby
livin' with roaches.
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Hi. It's me, Muhammad Ali.
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Z-Con Roach Spray,
the most powerful spray in the world.
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- I said "rashes," not "roaches," Ali.
- Oh.
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Come on, guys, do somethin'.
She's cryin'.
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What should we do?
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Do that impression you do
ofTommy Hearns.
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Okay, baby, this is an impression
ofTommy Hearns...
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in the last round of our first fight.
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She liked that!
She liked it!
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Looks like she liked it.
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All right, let's sing her to sleep.
Ready? Hit it, guys.
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♪♪ [Ali, Sugar Vocalizing]
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♪♪ [Singing]
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[Announcer]
Three Champs and a Baby.
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This time the unanimous decision...is comedy.!
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- ♪♪ [Drums]- [Elephant Trumpets]
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[All Murmuring]
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Greetings.
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I'm Margaret Linsford-Hall,
and this is my interpreter Mr. Mbutu.
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[Interpreting In Naganawanese]
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...Margaret Linsford-Hall...
bung-tanga-ndosilleh.!
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President Bush has seen fit
to appoint me ambassador...
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to your little nation...
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rather than sending me to Majorca,
as I had expected.
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[Translating]
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I didn't know what to expect, based on
the briefing I received in Washington...
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but I find your little country
really rather quaint...
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in a Third World sort of way.
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[Chattering, Laughing]
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Uh, we have much
to offer your country...
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in terms of agricultural assistance
and hunger relief.
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[Murmuring, Groaning]
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L-I'm very sorry that
I don't speak your language...
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but Mr. Mbutu has been so kind
as to teach me a phrase to close with.
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Um...
[Speaking Naganawanese]
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Jum bakoo, bare booty...
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cum bwee-bwee...
[Clicks Tongue]
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Uh, bango-bango.
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[Shouting, Cheering]
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[French Accent] May I get you
something to drink while you wait?
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Yeah. I'd like to unwind.
Could you get me a Chablis?
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Blind date, monsieur?
[Snickering]
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Yeah.
How'd you know?
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When you are French...
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you can just tell.
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You know, it's getting hard to climb
the corporate ladder being single.
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I think that finding the proper wife...
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is important to one's professional
image in the business world.
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Oui. Oui.
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The dating service I'm with
says this girl is one hell of a catch.
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Independent, strong,
exciting, well-traveled.
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I'm really looking forward
to meeting her.
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[Tarzan Yell]
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You must be Harvey.
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I'm GraceJones.
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Hi.
Harvey Bennett.
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- Do you think I'm sexy?
- Um...
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I said, do you find me sexy?
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[Growls]
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Yes! Extremely!
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I thought so.
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May I get you something,
monsieur?
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I mean, madame.
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I'm in the mood for seafood.
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Ah, well, tonight's menu
has sautéed oysters...
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deep-fried shrimp...
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and the special of the day,
a sheleketepeletois for two...
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with a little bit of
le-le-le-le on the side.
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I want alligator.
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Alligator?
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We do not know how
to cook... alligator.
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I like it raw!
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- Good luck, monsieur.
- [Grace Sighs]
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- Uh...
- [Grunts]
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Uh, Grace, what do you like
to do with your spare time?
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I like to chew glass...
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I like to ride sharks...
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and I like to bite the heads
off of gummi bears.
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Un alligator
pour Mademoiselle Butch!
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One minute, Harvey.
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Stand back, you weakling!
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[Roars]
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- [Grace Shouting]- [Alligator Roaring]
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Waiter! Check, please!
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Would you like a piece
of my tail, Harvey?
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No, thank you, Grace. I've got to be running.
I've got a fax coming into the office.
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It's about that time.
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It's a real important fax.
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The fun is just about to begin.
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Wait until you see
my shrunken head collection, Harvey!
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Oh, no... Aah!
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[Grunts]
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♪♪ [Singing]
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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Are you overweight?
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Have you tried dozens of
diet and exercise programs...
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only to fail miserably?
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Then give it up!
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It's time you accept yourself
for who you are.
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We accept the real you...
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at Hefty World
Condominium Estates.
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Hefty World accepts you...
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because it's a specially designedcondominium community...
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just for plump,or "husky"people.
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The second you arrive...
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our 24-hour forklift servicepicks you up and whisks you home...
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where condominium attendantsroll you up the reinforced ramp...
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to your extra-wide entrance way.
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Need a shower?
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Those helpful Hefty World attendantsare there again to hose you down...
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and scrub cleanthose hard-to-reach places.
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We know that no matter how littleyou eat, you'll still gain weight...
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so we encourage you.
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[Chuckles]
Congratulations, Mr. Stevens.
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You just gained
another 40 pounds!
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With your high-sugar dietyou'll have less and less energy...
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but you'll learn todepend on us to help you...
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- with your unique recreational needs.
- One, two, one, two...
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Also, because Mr. Stomachsometimes feels a little... grumbly...
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Hefty World provides theseemergency food stations every 50 feet...
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along major streets.
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So try out Hefty World.
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We know the longer you stay,
the harder it will be for you to leave.
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♪ Hefty World ♪
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♪ Sets you free ♪♪
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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Yo, yo, yo, whazzup,
all you bad-boy bargain hunters?
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It's time for
the Homeboy used car sale.
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- I'm Whiz. This is the Iceman.
- Chillin'.
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Yo, we got all type of cars
for you to choose from.
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We got rows and rows of them!
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[P.A. Announcer]Batting next, Kirk Gibson.!
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[Crowd Cheering]
273
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Yo, check out
this lovey-dovey right here.
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- Tell 'em what it got.
- Yo, it got everything.
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It got mag wheels on it.
It got a Bose system in it.
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- It got a C.D. Player in it!
- Yo!
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Yo, you could pull
all the honeys in this.
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- Wanna keep it?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, customers,
this was merely a display item.
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But don't you fret none 'cause
we got some 'nother stuff over here.
281
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Check out this
lovey-dovey tenderoni.
282
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- Yo, it got a telephone in it.
- Yo, Whiz!
283
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- What?
- I'm goin' crazy.
284
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- Don't do that!
- I'm goin' crazy!
285
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You know what that means...
he's slashin' prices!
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In half!
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Forty-nine dollars!
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Yo, and if you act now...
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we gonna throw in this piece of garbage
with the bird doo-doo on it for free.
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- Yo, give 'em the number.
- Okay, hold up.
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The number is:
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- We're willing to work with you.
- That's right.
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- No job?
- No problem.
294
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- No credit?
- No problem.
295
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- No money?
- Problem.
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We gotta deal on
a strictly cash-type basis.
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I know what you're sayin'.
Suppose I got a family.
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Check out this beauty down here.
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Talk about spacious!
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So whether it's a family outing...
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or just sneakin' a few friends
across the border...
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Yo, this baby seats 60.
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We like to call it
the Partridge Family Special.
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And if you hurry now,
we'll even personalize it for you.
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- ♪♪ [Organ: "Charge"]- [Crowd Cheering]
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Uh-oh. It's the bottom of the eighth.
We almost outta here.
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But don't worry.
If you don't catch us here...
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We're gonna have another sale
at the Forum...
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during the Luther Vandross concert.
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- So this is the Homeboys sayin'...
- [Both] Peace!
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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[Woman]Crissy.!
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- Huh?
- What are you doing?
318
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I'm sitting and waiting
and being quiet.
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And now...
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it's time for... Black World!
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Yea!
322
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And in Black World...
323
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all the black people
have the money...
324
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and... and... and your mother
doesn't have to, um...
325
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stay up in the theater
and clean up late at night...
326
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while you have to sit
and wait and be quiet.
327
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A-And then you're sleepy.
328
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And then, when you go to school,
um, it's no rats in the corner.
329
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And no mice either.
330
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The books are brand-new, and they
have pictures of black people in 'em.
331
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Oh, and all your dolls are black.
332
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And not no black Barbie either...
333
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but a real black doll
with black people hair and a black nose.
334
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And her name is, um...
335
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And her name is LaWanda.
336
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And... And... Oh...
Oh, and when you go to the store...
337
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um, the white people
don't follow you around...
338
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and ask you if you have money, like
they know you don't have any money...
339
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'cause your mother didn't give you
any money 'cause she not have any money.
340
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And then...
'Cause they not there anyway.
341
00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:06,477
'Cause the black people own the stores,
and they are nice to you.
342
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And the white people, th-they...
343
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I don't know where they are.
344
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They... They must be
back in White World.
345
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But, um... Oh! Oh!
346
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A-And in Black World...
347
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the president is...
348
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The Boyz!
349
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Yea! Yeah!
350
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And... No... No... And, um...
351
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And just... No, okay...
352
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SoJesseJackson is the king! Yea!
353
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Oh! Oh! Shh.
354
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And I have a special treat
for you today.
355
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Here we have...
356
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It's... Yes.
357
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It's the queen of Black World.
358
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Yea!
359
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Yes, and I want to say...
360
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I'm happy to be here...
361
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:55,402
because we are celebrating...
362
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,938
that South Africa is free!
363
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,941
Yea, and 'cause we are
going to release...
364
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,874
all of the political prisoners...
365
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:07,575
starting with, um,
the great Nelson Mandela.
366
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Yea! Um...
367
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And, um, and... the great...
368
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Oh! Okay.
369
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,917
James Brown! Yea!
370
00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,926
Yea! Yea!
371
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- [Woman] Crissy.!
- H-H-Huh?
372
00:21:22,097 --> 00:21:24,031
What are you doing?
373
00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:26,033
Shh!
374
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:28,035
Nothing.
375
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,037
Well, come on, then.!
376
00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:32,096
Okay.
377
00:21:38,113 --> 00:21:40,104
[Mouths "Bye"]
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[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
379
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Thank you.
380
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We hope you had
a good time tonight.
381
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We enjoyed ourselves.
We had a good time.
382
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Fly Girls, tell 'em what to do.
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[Fly Girls]
See ya next week!
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
385
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♪ In living color♪♪
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