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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,290 --> 00:00:05,919 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:05,993 --> 00:00:09,224 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,297 --> 00:00:11,857 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:14,527 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:14,602 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,307 --> 00:00:21,366 ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:23,672 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 8 00:00:23,744 --> 00:00:26,144 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 9 00:00:26,213 --> 00:00:28,204 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 10 00:00:28,282 --> 00:00:30,250 ♪ In living color♪ 11 00:00:30,318 --> 00:00:32,946 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 12 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,250 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 13 00:00:35,323 --> 00:00:37,416 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 14 00:00:37,491 --> 00:00:41,484 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 15 00:00:41,562 --> 00:00:44,190 ♪ In living color♪ 16 00:00:44,265 --> 00:00:45,698 ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:45,766 --> 00:00:49,258 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 18 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:51,532 ♪ In living color♪ 19 00:00:51,606 --> 00:00:54,074 ♪ In living color♪ 20 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,541 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 21 00:00:56,611 --> 00:00:58,841 ♪ In living color♪ 22 00:00:58,913 --> 00:01:01,541 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 23 00:01:01,616 --> 00:01:03,049 ♪ In living color♪ 24 00:01:03,117 --> 00:01:05,085 ♪ How would you feel knowing everybody was your friend ♪ 25 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,712 ♪ From thin to thick and through thick and thin ♪ 26 00:01:07,788 --> 00:01:10,450 ♪ And egotistical trips was put to an end ♪ 27 00:01:10,524 --> 00:01:13,391 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 28 00:01:13,461 --> 00:01:16,396 ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:16,464 --> 00:01:18,193 ♪ In living color♪ 30 00:01:18,265 --> 00:01:20,733 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 31 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:22,769 ♪ It's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 32 00:01:22,837 --> 00:01:24,964 ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ 33 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:26,802 ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:01:26,874 --> 00:01:29,308 ♪ How would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 35 00:01:29,377 --> 00:01:31,242 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 36 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:34,839 ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ 37 00:01:34,915 --> 00:01:38,407 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 38 00:01:38,486 --> 00:01:40,454 ♪ In living color♪♪ 39 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:44,989 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 40 00:01:45,059 --> 00:01:49,621 Won't be here tonight. Uh, unfortunately Keenen's a little tied up right now. 41 00:01:49,697 --> 00:01:52,188 - But he did ask me to host the show for him. - [Door Rattling] 42 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,257 Let me introduce myself. 43 00:01:54,335 --> 00:01:57,896 My name is Shawn Wayans, better known as D.J. S.W. One. 44 00:01:57,972 --> 00:02:00,964 - [Knocking] - I'm the second youngest and probably most talented one... 45 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:02,976 in the Wayans family. 46 00:02:03,044 --> 00:02:06,036 - Open the door.! - Because of that, there's gonna be a couple changes. 47 00:02:06,113 --> 00:02:08,047 - Paul? - [On P.A.] Yeah, Shawn? 48 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:11,050 You're fired, man. Lisa, baby, you're gonna be my new director. 49 00:02:11,118 --> 00:02:15,578 - Shawn? - Deidre, I want you to be my new personal assistant. 50 00:02:15,656 --> 00:02:17,715 - Yesterday you said I could sing. - Open the door now.! 51 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,955 Hey, baby, not now. Next time it's gonna be about y'all. 52 00:02:21,028 --> 00:02:23,519 - Not right now. Let me host the show. - [Knocking] 53 00:02:23,597 --> 00:02:27,761 Uh, I'd like to get on with the show. Please, can I have a spotlight? 54 00:02:27,835 --> 00:02:30,303 - [Door Rattling] - No, not on them. Just on me. 55 00:02:30,371 --> 00:02:32,532 Shawn, I'm gonna rip your head off! 56 00:02:32,606 --> 00:02:35,871 Tonight there's not gonna be any sketches. Just gonna be a one-man show. 57 00:02:35,943 --> 00:02:38,639 And I'd like to start off with my favorite impression. 58 00:02:38,713 --> 00:02:41,375 This one kills me! 59 00:02:41,449 --> 00:02:44,441 Bill Cosby! 60 00:02:44,518 --> 00:02:47,783 - We'll be right back. - Oh, come on, man! 61 00:02:47,855 --> 00:02:51,347 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 62 00:02:51,425 --> 00:02:54,326 ♪ In living color♪ 63 00:02:54,395 --> 00:02:56,022 ♪ In living color♪♪ 64 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:07,800 Hello! 65 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:10,036 Hello. 66 00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:13,706 What would you do if the man that you were livin' with... 67 00:03:13,781 --> 00:03:16,944 and supportin' for five long years... 68 00:03:17,017 --> 00:03:21,613 got weak in the knees every time you mentioned the word "marriage"? 69 00:03:21,689 --> 00:03:24,351 Joining us today are two couples... 70 00:03:24,425 --> 00:03:27,360 who are havin' that same exact problem. 71 00:03:27,428 --> 00:03:29,760 Say hello, if you will, to Mary Stewart. 72 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,764 [Audience Applauding, Cheering] 73 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:35,063 [Oprah] Hold the applause till I finish, please. 74 00:03:35,136 --> 00:03:38,071 Her male oppressor, Rollo Wells. 75 00:03:38,139 --> 00:03:40,266 [Audience Booing] 76 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:44,801 - Jennifer Kent... - [Audience Applauding] 77 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:48,679 And her poor excuse for a man, Daryl Tills. 78 00:03:48,749 --> 00:03:50,683 [Booing] 79 00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:53,845 Now, Mary, you said... 80 00:03:53,921 --> 00:03:56,947 that Rollo actually showed up to your wedding... 81 00:03:57,024 --> 00:04:00,516 and then didn't go through with the vows at the last moment? 82 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:05,054 - Oprah, I was totally humiliated! - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 83 00:04:05,132 --> 00:04:07,464 - I mean, look at him. - Mm-hmm. 84 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:11,232 And he shows up only to take back his funky ring. 85 00:04:11,305 --> 00:04:13,569 That's the only reason why he came. 86 00:04:13,641 --> 00:04:16,303 - Let me tell you what really happened. - Shut up! 87 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:18,902 Don't interrupt the girl. 88 00:04:18,979 --> 00:04:21,675 - Thank you. Well, I could have died. - Oh, girl. 89 00:04:21,749 --> 00:04:25,515 My whole family was there. They never even believed I was gonna get married. 90 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:28,749 - I had a new dress. It was awful. - Oh, girl! 91 00:04:28,823 --> 00:04:31,314 - I know. - I couldn't believe it. I had my nails done. 92 00:04:31,392 --> 00:04:35,055 I know just what you mean. You know, me and Steadman broke up. 93 00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:38,030 - Did you? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 94 00:04:38,098 --> 00:04:40,794 - Girl, he said that he can't commit to marriage. - I know. 95 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:44,031 He said that he's not ready to spend the rest of his life with me. 96 00:04:44,104 --> 00:04:47,767 He certainly can spend my money, though. 97 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:50,538 Rollo, why did you walk out on her? 98 00:04:50,611 --> 00:04:52,875 - Who's asking? - Just answer the question! 99 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,541 Well, you know, when we first got... 100 00:04:55,616 --> 00:04:59,882 She told me she was a virgin when we first met. I found out she got six kids. 101 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:03,287 - So? - So? 102 00:05:03,357 --> 00:05:07,259 Why is it we women always have to be so pure for you men? 103 00:05:07,328 --> 00:05:09,262 Hmm? 104 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:12,493 All them kids are bigger than me. 105 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:15,729 She got a son look like Eric Dickerson. 106 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:19,605 Jennifer, my girlfriend... 107 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:22,471 you've been with this man for eight long years. 108 00:05:22,543 --> 00:05:25,478 How much longer are you gonna hang around? 109 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:28,447 Well, it's hard when you put a relationship together. 110 00:05:28,515 --> 00:05:32,508 You put all of your time into it. It's okay. I don't mind. 111 00:05:32,586 --> 00:05:36,488 In other words, homeboy is still throwing down in the bedroom. 112 00:05:36,557 --> 00:05:38,548 Uh, yeah, actually. 113 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:45,489 Daryl, do you ever plan on marrying girlfriend over here? 114 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:49,332 Uh, well, okay. Now, like, to answer your question, that's a yes and a no. 115 00:05:49,403 --> 00:05:52,634 - Mm-hmm. - See, like, I'm with her now... 116 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:55,800 but I still want to be free and easy, case something better come along. 117 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:58,640 You did not say that on my show. 118 00:05:58,712 --> 00:06:02,705 - What did I say? - Caller! Caller! Caller, you say what? 119 00:06:02,783 --> 00:06:05,946 [Man] Yes, Oprah, I just wanna say that every time I see... 120 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,080 - Is that you, Willie? - Yeah. Rollo, is that you? I just hit the number, man.! 121 00:06:09,156 --> 00:06:11,090 - You just hit the number? - Yeah.! 122 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:14,924 Man, congratulations. I guess you can bring me my seven dollars now. 123 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:17,828 - [Dial Tone Humming] - Daryl, don't you think it's ever gonna be too late? 124 00:06:17,898 --> 00:06:20,389 - What about children? - Now, look here, Oprah. 125 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:24,028 To answer your question, that's a yes and a no on them children. 126 00:06:24,104 --> 00:06:27,870 As you know, a man remains fertile until his late 60s. 127 00:06:27,942 --> 00:06:32,174 So that gives me about another 31 years to spread my seed, right, fellas? 128 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:36,148 No, but I was figuring, like, she could drop that calf when she about 45 or 50. 129 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:38,844 Ain't that right, baby? That's what I was thinking. 130 00:06:38,919 --> 00:06:41,410 That's not what you were thinking. Let me tell you what you were thinking. 131 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,252 You were thinking you would leave her sittin' home barefoot and pregnant... 132 00:06:44,325 --> 00:06:48,455 while you go out hangin' out with your friends, hangin' out in my condo on Lakeshore Drive... 133 00:06:48,529 --> 00:06:51,692 eatin' at my restaurant, spendin' all my money! 134 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:54,063 That's what you thought! That's what you thought! 135 00:06:54,134 --> 00:06:57,035 [Shouting] Do you hear me? 136 00:06:57,104 --> 00:07:01,438 Food is my lover! Food is my friend! 137 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:04,807 Where are my Oreos? Aah! Aah! 138 00:07:04,878 --> 00:07:07,142 Ohh! Ohh, Oreos! 139 00:07:07,214 --> 00:07:09,739 [Loud Bang] 140 00:07:20,694 --> 00:07:23,254 ♪♪ [Whistling] Hi, honey! 141 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,992 - You're mighty chipper this morning. - Why shouldn't I be? 142 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:30,093 Got my old job back. Ah, I can't wait to get back out to sea. 143 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:33,037 I'm so proud of you. I made you a big breakfast. 144 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:35,371 - Dig in. - Great! 145 00:07:35,442 --> 00:07:40,072 I just want you to know, it's wonderful the way you stuck by me through this whole thing. 146 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:43,480 I stuck by you, Sam, because I believe in you. 147 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:47,111 I know you. Well, they made you out to look like such a klutz. 148 00:07:47,187 --> 00:07:52,090 Such a moron. The media really took advantage of you. 149 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:55,925 After all, it wasn't your fault that your tanker hit that reef... 150 00:07:55,996 --> 00:07:57,964 and leaked all that oil. 151 00:07:58,032 --> 00:08:01,024 Just because you're the captain doesn't mean you should be responsible... 152 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:04,127 for every little thing that happens to your ship. 153 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:06,695 And when the tanker did start leaking... 154 00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:09,436 well, the company didjust what they were supposed to do... 155 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:11,444 they laid down a containment boom. 156 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:14,970 That's what any rational group would do. 157 00:08:15,049 --> 00:08:19,383 How were they supposed to know the spill was too big to be contained? 158 00:08:19,453 --> 00:08:23,116 They werejust doing what they thought was right. 159 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:26,921 - So they did the next logical thing. - What was that? 160 00:08:26,994 --> 00:08:30,623 They poured absorbent material on the spill to soak it up. 161 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:38,335 - Are you okay, honey? - Yeah. Just gettin' the coffee. 162 00:08:38,405 --> 00:08:41,738 Yeah, that absorbent material was a great idea. 163 00:08:44,011 --> 00:08:47,538 Too bad itjust made a bigger mess. 164 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,606 They really turned the tide when they decided to burn it off. 165 00:08:50,684 --> 00:08:52,618 That was brilliant. 166 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:57,055 Sometimes that's the only thing that'll work. 167 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,653 It's the cleansing power of flame. 168 00:09:01,728 --> 00:09:03,662 You just have to burn off what you can... 169 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:07,166 and let Mother Nature take care of the rest through evaporation. 170 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,759 Hell's bells, in a hundred years or so... 171 00:09:09,837 --> 00:09:13,238 they'll never know there was a silly little spill at all. 172 00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:16,037 I think you're right, hon. We did good. 173 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,977 You sure did. I'm so proud of you, Sam. 174 00:09:19,046 --> 00:09:20,980 Goodness, look at the time! 175 00:09:21,048 --> 00:09:25,508 There's a fresh tanker of crude in the harbor, mister, and it's got your name on it. 176 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:28,054 I love you! 177 00:09:28,122 --> 00:09:30,955 - Bye. - Don't forget your lunch. 178 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:33,015 Oh, yeah. 179 00:09:34,128 --> 00:09:36,062 Got it! 180 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,759 [Announcer] Coming this fall, it's: 181 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,824 Nobody's perfect. 182 00:09:55,182 --> 00:09:58,174 Black innovators have often failed to get the credit due them... 183 00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:00,720 for their brilliant work in the business world. 184 00:10:00,787 --> 00:10:03,950 In 1975, entrepreneur Calvin Thompson... 185 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,356 was employed at a gas station in Detroit. 186 00:10:06,426 --> 00:10:11,386 He was working one sunny afternoon when a customer drove up in a big, blue sedan. 187 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:13,399 [Horn Honking] 188 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,935 Hey, buddy, can I get a little gas over here? 189 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:18,767 Thompson had a moment of inspiration and said to the customer... 190 00:10:18,839 --> 00:10:20,773 Get it your damn self! 191 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,938 So today we salute Calvin Thompson... 192 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:28,880 inventor of the self-service gas station. 193 00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:34,210 I'm David Alan Grier, and this has been another... 194 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:37,849 Great Moment in Black History. 195 00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:44,728 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 196 00:10:49,203 --> 00:10:51,137 ♪♪ [Rapping] 197 00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:02,879 ♪♪ [Continues] 198 00:11:07,654 --> 00:11:10,487 The American Heritage dictionary defines a transition... 199 00:11:10,557 --> 00:11:15,551 as " an instance or process of changing from one form to another." 200 00:11:15,629 --> 00:11:17,563 So this is one transition. 201 00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:24,629 Aah! Aah! Aaah! 202 00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:30,899 And this is another. 203 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:37,676 [Grunting, Squealing] 204 00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:44,249 But this, my friends... 205 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:47,487 is my favorite transition of all. 206 00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:59,997 [Impersonating Jack Nicholson] Wait till they get a load of me. 207 00:12:08,325 --> 00:12:11,726 Jim is fabulous. He must be eatin' green eggs and ham. 208 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:15,060 Hey, I'm Downtown Julie Brown with you, rockin' it uptown... 209 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:18,363 downtown and upside down and every place else in between. 210 00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:20,369 We've got some great music coming your way. 211 00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,371 The new tune from that hot little sneaker commercial... 212 00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:24,373 something from a little beer commercial... 213 00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:26,375 but right now I got a little treat for you. 214 00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:31,005 Miss Whitney Houston in her world premiere video, "The Rhythmless Nation." 215 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,744 Check it out. Pump it up. 216 00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:38,049 Five, four, three, two, one! 217 00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:40,181 - ♪♪ [R&B] - Ha! 218 00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,757 Ha.! 219 00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:51,160 [Off-key] ♪ There's music on my side which really helps me hide ♪ 220 00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,260 ♪ Plus the fact that I can't sing ♪ 221 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,305 ♪ It's me just doin' my thing ♪ 222 00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:57,704 ♪ If you look close you'll see ♪ 223 00:12:57,775 --> 00:12:59,709 ♪ I'm sure that you'll agree ♪ 224 00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:04,237 ♪ I am a part of a rhythmless nation ♪♪ 225 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,162 [Brakes Hissing] 226 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:10,739 [Brakes Screeching] 227 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:14,043 [Clears Throat] 228 00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:17,781 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 229 00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:20,449 Please do not be alarmed. 230 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:25,086 There seems to be some sort of a system malfunction here. 231 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:29,121 My name is Anton. 232 00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:34,733 I'm a victim of society... 233 00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:37,603 and an entertainer. 234 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:44,178 I will keep you company until the problem has resolved. 235 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:48,548 Let me wipe that on there for you. 236 00:14:50,788 --> 00:14:53,416 Some of you may already recognize me... 237 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:57,324 from some of my many television appearances. 238 00:14:57,394 --> 00:15:01,455 I was on the 6:00 news last night. 239 00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:06,162 Yeah, I was the dude in the choke hold. [Guffaws] 240 00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:10,806 Is this thing on? 241 00:15:10,874 --> 00:15:14,810 I know what you guys like. You want to hear some impressions? 242 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:16,812 All right, here's one. 243 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,440 This is Elvis Presley... 244 00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:23,077 if he was alive today. 245 00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:25,815 Hey, get me outta here! I ain't dead yet. 246 00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:28,380 Somebody dig me up! 247 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:32,420 The King, ladies and gentlemen. 248 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,487 The King. 249 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:41,470 Now, I would love to perform for free for y'all... 250 00:15:41,538 --> 00:15:43,972 but the union stipulates... 251 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,771 that I collect compensation... 252 00:15:46,844 --> 00:15:50,302 for my creative endeavors. 253 00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:55,375 So I appreciate it if when I pass my sneaker around... 254 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:58,012 you would be so kind... 255 00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:01,023 as to give to the cause. 256 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,959 'Cause rent is due. [Chortling] 257 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:08,293 There you go. Pass it down. 258 00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:12,426 Oh, I know what it is. Y'all wanna see some more of my talent. 259 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,836 All right. How 'bout a song? 260 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:21,139 ♪♪ [Loud] 261 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:24,669 Give it up for the band, ladies and gentlemen. 262 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,618 Maceo and the Gang. 263 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:36,049 ♪♪ [Singing] 264 00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:44,727 ♪♪ [Singing] 265 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,996 Look, look, look. I'm gonna give you anything, man. 266 00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,007 Just be quiet! 267 00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:54,100 Oh, thanks, bro! 268 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:56,669 Hey, bro, soul power. Soul power. 269 00:16:56,747 --> 00:17:00,547 Oh, beaut... Ah, y'all too kind. 270 00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:03,017 Ow, that hit me in my head. 271 00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:07,086 - I'm gettin' off at the next stop. - Me too. 272 00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:10,684 [Conductor On P.A.] I'm sorry, but we will be delayed for several minutes. 273 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:13,787 Please excuse us for the inconvenience. 274 00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:17,664 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce... 275 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:22,296 that show number two has just begun. 276 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:27,207 I'd like to recite a"soquilokee," if I can. 277 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:32,048 To be or not to be... 278 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:35,016 that always confused me. 279 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:43,783 ♪♪ [Singing] 280 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:49,223 ♪♪ [Singing] 281 00:17:56,507 --> 00:17:59,374 ♪♪ [Singing] 282 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:11,218 ♪♪ [Women Singing] 283 00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:14,121 [Announcer] And now, Public Access Television presents... 284 00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:16,250 Men on Art. 285 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:18,317 ♪♪ [Continues] 286 00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:27,493 Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards. 287 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,505 And I'm Antoine Merriwether. 288 00:18:29,573 --> 00:18:32,235 [Both] And welcome to Men on Art. 289 00:18:32,309 --> 00:18:35,369 The show that looks at great art from the past and present. 290 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,413 From a male point of view. 291 00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:40,814 - Yes, the first little piece we'd like to discuss... - Don't forget our sponsor. 292 00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:43,250 - What? - Don't forget our new sponsor. 293 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,313 Oh, good golly, Miss Molly. That's right. 294 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:50,417 Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by... 295 00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:04,002 I ain't gonna touch it. 296 00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:06,542 - Ben did. - Stop. 297 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,738 As I was saying, our first piece we're gonna discuss... 298 00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:12,611 is Rembrandt's The Night Watch. 299 00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:15,709 This is so nice to see male bonding. 300 00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:20,086 See how they're dressed up with the swords and acting butch, but they still together. 301 00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:22,091 Mm-hmm. Hear! Hear! 302 00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:24,957 Our next piece we're gonna discuss... 303 00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:28,520 is Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa. 304 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:31,261 [Both] Hated it! 305 00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:34,600 You know, where are Miss Mona's eyebrows? Tell me. 306 00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:38,004 Yes, I think somebody went a little tweezer crazy. 307 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:41,067 You'd better stop. Look who's talkin'. 308 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:44,307 Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. 309 00:19:47,184 --> 00:19:51,746 And this little thingy over here, that's Botticelli's Birth of Venus. 310 00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:55,121 Hated it! 311 00:19:55,192 --> 00:20:00,186 And now we come to Andy Warhol's portrait of Marilyn Monroe. 312 00:20:01,732 --> 00:20:03,666 Oh, I wish I was still a blond. 313 00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:07,670 Yeah, and Dorothy wish she could go back to Kansas. 314 00:20:07,738 --> 00:20:10,536 I have just two words to describe this... 315 00:20:10,607 --> 00:20:12,734 gor-geous. 316 00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:17,337 I have to disagree. Marilyn was nothing but a slut. 317 00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:20,076 I mean, two Kennedys and a mafioso? 318 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:23,415 That trash was workin' overtime. 319 00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:25,421 Oh, you are so wrong. 320 00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,424 Miss Marilyn was the last true diva. 321 00:20:28,492 --> 00:20:32,053 I used to do her in my nightclub act, An Evening with the Stars. 322 00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:35,462 - With hairy legs. - Now, don't go there. 323 00:20:35,532 --> 00:20:37,523 I'm sorry, 'Toine. 324 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:45,903 - I liked your little nightclub skits. - Did you really like it? 325 00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:49,104 Cross my heart and hope to look like Whoopi Goldberg in my next life. 326 00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:51,170 Stop! 327 00:20:52,616 --> 00:20:56,017 Well, our next piece is truly a work of art. 328 00:20:56,086 --> 00:21:00,455 - Yes, it is. - It's Michelangelo's statue of David. 329 00:21:00,524 --> 00:21:02,458 [Gasps] 330 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:06,519 Gasp and swoon! I just caught the vapors. 331 00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:14,361 - Now, this is art. - Yes, it is. 332 00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:17,771 And little David is working that bow tie. 333 00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,576 - You know, that was my idea. - Yes. 334 00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:27,310 We're gonna have to give this one two snaps up in a circle. 335 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:37,426 I mean, what power, what strength, what a man. 336 00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:41,055 Mm-hmm. I see why Goliath dropped dead. 337 00:21:41,131 --> 00:21:44,623 Stop. Well, it looks like we're just about out of time. 338 00:21:44,701 --> 00:21:48,432 Join us next week when we'll be looking at Gainsborough's The Blue Boy. 339 00:21:48,505 --> 00:21:51,633 - And this David again. - You better hush. 340 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:55,974 - Bye. - ♪♪ [Women Singing] 341 00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:05,046 Thank you. 342 00:22:05,122 --> 00:22:08,216 Thank you very much. Thank you from all of us here on In Living Color. 343 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,055 We'll see y'all next week. Peace. 344 00:23:00,076 --> 00:23:03,512 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 345 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,571 ♪ In living color♪♪ 29108

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