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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,352 --> 00:00:05,652 [Man] Five, four, three, two. 2 00:00:05,723 --> 00:00:10,319 Oh, yes, the pancreatic philosophy of your book... 3 00:00:10,395 --> 00:00:13,387 has "syphilized" the shaft... 4 00:00:13,464 --> 00:00:17,127 and opened my "mucule" membranes... you understand... 5 00:00:17,201 --> 00:00:21,137 to a world... you dig... a world, girl... 6 00:00:21,205 --> 00:00:23,173 [Laughing] Of nocturnal... 7 00:00:26,644 --> 00:00:28,134 On a lockup. 8 00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:33,050 [Laughing] 9 00:00:38,089 --> 00:00:41,149 No, Kelly. 10 00:00:41,225 --> 00:00:44,058 - [Man] Okay, one more. - Use the chair! 11 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,528 So, what you're saying then is... 12 00:00:50,601 --> 00:00:52,728 [Man Over Speaker] Kelly, once again. 13 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,933 - What the hell did I do? - Oh, Kelly, I was laughing. 14 00:00:57,008 --> 00:00:58,942 You look so funny! 15 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:00,944 Well, its not going to be very funny... 16 00:01:01,012 --> 00:01:03,947 if I have to jump on this... [Bleeps] bed again! 17 00:01:05,283 --> 00:01:07,342 [Laughing] I'm sorry. 18 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:11,888 This is gonna be on TV's Practical Jokes. 19 00:01:11,956 --> 00:01:13,890 I tried out eight times... 20 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:16,791 then Miss Benita decided she better go on and better herself. 21 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:20,126 So while these heifers were out there making babies and selling pumpkin seeds... 22 00:01:20,198 --> 00:01:22,132 Miss Benita was in the boiler's room. 23 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,101 I was whipping me up some pig feet and some corn bread, selling that... 24 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:28,434 and trying to come up with a funny line to make this audience laugh. 25 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:32,033 [Man] Fasten your seat belts. The bad boys of comedy are about to show you... 26 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:35,341 the funniest outtakes and "bleepers"you've ever seen. 27 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:36,175 - How you livin'? - What? 28 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:37,339 - How you livin'? - What? 29 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,542 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 30 00:01:41,986 --> 00:01:46,423 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 31 00:01:46,491 --> 00:01:50,450 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 32 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:54,328 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 33 00:01:54,399 --> 00:01:58,665 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:01,364 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 35 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:03,600 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 36 00:02:03,674 --> 00:02:06,142 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 37 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,734 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 38 00:02:07,812 --> 00:02:09,939 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 39 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:11,982 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 40 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,074 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 41 00:02:14,152 --> 00:02:16,245 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 42 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,515 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 43 00:02:18,589 --> 00:02:20,557 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 44 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,718 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 45 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,159 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 46 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,923 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 47 00:02:25,997 --> 00:02:29,228 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 48 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,325 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 49 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,768 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 50 00:02:33,838 --> 00:02:37,171 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 51 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:43,077 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 52 00:02:43,147 --> 00:02:47,584 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 53 00:02:47,652 --> 00:02:48,880 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 54 00:02:48,953 --> 00:02:50,750 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 55 00:02:57,195 --> 00:02:59,459 Good evening, everybody. Welcome to our first ever... 56 00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:02,431 bloopers show here, In Living Color. 57 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,401 - A lot of times... Ah... - [Laughing] 58 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:07,404 - Go on. - Just keep going. 59 00:03:07,472 --> 00:03:09,906 See, this is what it's all about. This is to let you know... 60 00:03:09,974 --> 00:03:13,068 that we do make mistakes, and we have a lot of faux pas. 61 00:03:13,144 --> 00:03:15,544 - Is that the right word? - Say the "F" word. You wanna say it! 62 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:18,081 Faux pas. I said it. We're going to give you a little taste... 63 00:03:18,149 --> 00:03:20,617 of what goes on behind the scenes... stuff you never get to see... 64 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:22,619 all of our bloopers and blunders. 65 00:03:22,687 --> 00:03:24,678 Our first category we're gonna go to is giggles. 66 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:27,952 It gets really late around here sometimes, people lose their concentration. 67 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:31,859 - Mm-hmm. - Once you get bit with the giggle bug, you can't stop. 68 00:03:31,929 --> 00:03:34,864 - [Kelly] You gotta giggle. - And the crew loves it! 69 00:03:34,932 --> 00:03:39,665 - Yeah, the crew really loves it. - They get to stay up real late! 70 00:03:39,737 --> 00:03:43,229 Jim is our king of giggles. He's the guy that gets everybody going around here. 71 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,571 Take a look. You'll see for yourself. 72 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,577 It's allJim's fault. 73 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:50,307 Is it... hot enough? 74 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:53,316 [Chuckles] Hot and creamy. 75 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:56,319 Just the way I like it. 76 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:59,356 Can I... have just one more cup? 77 00:03:59,423 --> 00:04:02,722 - [Man]Jimmy, let's go. - That's hilarious. 78 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:07,764 Oh... [Bleeps] I'm sorry. This will be great. This one. 79 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:11,290 Is it, uh, hot enough for you? 80 00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:13,462 Hot and creamy. 81 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:15,904 Just the way I like it. 82 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:23,372 The attachés will be handing out printed copies... 83 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:25,415 of all the information we didn't give you. 84 00:04:25,483 --> 00:04:27,542 There will be another "priefing" tomorrow... 85 00:04:27,618 --> 00:04:30,451 and we will be prepared not to answer any more questions. 86 00:04:31,455 --> 00:04:33,889 Pizza! 87 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:37,894 The attachés will be handing out printed copies of all the information we didn't give you. 88 00:04:37,962 --> 00:04:40,453 And there will be another briefing tomorrow, which, uh... 89 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,658 we will be able to, uh... 90 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,667 [Moans] 91 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:48,372 [Man, Indistinct] 92 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,765 Do it. Do it. Quick! Quick! Quick! 93 00:04:51,842 --> 00:04:53,810 I am not going to tell, your feet smell... 94 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:55,812 if you ask me again, you can go to hell. 95 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,814 That's an or... [Laughing] 96 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:03,183 [Man] That's it, Jimmy. That's it, man. 97 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:06,519 What we're about to see now is a clip from "Detective Head." 98 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:09,754 And what's really funny about this, is there is an actual human person... 99 00:05:09,827 --> 00:05:13,228 inside of this tuxedo body. 100 00:05:13,297 --> 00:05:16,755 We all know he's stuck in there probably sweating and suffocating. 101 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:20,099 And because of that, it becomes the funniest thing ever to us... 102 00:05:20,171 --> 00:05:22,298 that this guy's inside here being tortured... 103 00:05:22,373 --> 00:05:24,307 and we can't stop laughing. 104 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,309 Check it out. 105 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:28,845 This is Head's new robotic body. [Chuckles] 106 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:37,017 - Inside is a man who's had to suffer. - [Woman] Guys, we gotta stop. 107 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:40,251 You know what it is. It's every time he gets over to Richard... 108 00:05:40,324 --> 00:05:42,849 we know he's in there sweating. 109 00:05:46,397 --> 00:05:48,388 It's that! It's... 110 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:51,902 - There's just a lot of complex things going on. - He's inside Head's body. 111 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:54,164 You just picture this little guy inside, sweating. 112 00:05:54,238 --> 00:05:56,263 It's just... This is the torture sketch. 113 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,274 Damon's in here, he's in there. 114 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:01,277 [Keenen's Voice] You ever see an actor get spit on and wonder... 115 00:06:01,345 --> 00:06:03,540 "Oh, God. How does he stand there and take it?" 116 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,548 Well, it ain't easy. 117 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,084 [Man Over Speaker] Keenen, just give me that first line, too... 118 00:06:08,152 --> 00:06:11,451 before he spits at you, to make sure I have that in the clear. 119 00:06:11,522 --> 00:06:13,547 "A t last we meet face-to-face. " 120 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:17,890 - Oh, not with all this in his mouth, Paul. - He ain't gonna spit until later. 121 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:20,897 I know, but it's going to be real spit. 122 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:27,902 - Come on, K-man. - [Man] Five, four, three. 123 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:30,065 - Don't... Don't spit on me. - [Man] False start. 124 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:33,508 - Here we go. - Wait, swallow, get some fresh stuff. 125 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:39,042 - [Paul] Go ahead. Swallow it. - Come on. My arms are fallin' off. 126 00:06:39,116 --> 00:06:42,415 Now, say that you will be my bride... 127 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:45,011 and together we will rule the Erudites! 128 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:52,395 [Keenen] Now here's a sketch we're doing about sensitive men. 129 00:06:52,463 --> 00:06:56,229 And Jim decides to go off-script and share his true feelings with Tommy. 130 00:06:56,300 --> 00:07:00,031 I mean, I don't feel attractive anymore. That's how I feel. 131 00:07:00,104 --> 00:07:02,572 I think you're very attractive, man. 132 00:07:03,874 --> 00:07:06,399 And your butt... it's nice, man. 133 00:07:06,477 --> 00:07:08,672 And you know, man, your skin is so smooth. 134 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:10,680 I'd like to lick... [Bleeps] right now. 135 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:27,691 Got to find Harriet... [Coughs] Harriet Tubman. 136 00:07:27,765 --> 00:07:30,734 - Yes, sir. - Look like Cicely Tyson. 137 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:33,235 I thought you said Jane Pittman looked like her. 138 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:35,602 Looks like all of them. 139 00:07:38,075 --> 00:07:40,009 All right. L-Let's start again. 140 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:44,111 All right, people, you've had your fun. 141 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:48,049 It's time to go back to the Sunny Side Hills Retirement Community. 142 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,781 Your families have been very worried about you. 143 00:07:50,855 --> 00:07:53,915 Well, we're not going, mister. 144 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:58,018 Pardon me, miss. We're not going until we get our trip to bountiful. 145 00:07:58,095 --> 00:07:59,926 Mister? 146 00:07:59,997 --> 00:08:03,626 Perhaps you didn't get ahold of these, buddy. 147 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,837 Hi, I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. 148 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:10,738 We poke a lot of fun at a lot of things on In Living... [Laughs] 149 00:08:10,808 --> 00:08:13,538 [Kim] Oh, that's what makes it derisive. 150 00:08:13,611 --> 00:08:18,139 Hi, I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. We poke fun... a lot... [Bleeps] damn! 151 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,149 [Bleeps] 152 00:08:20,217 --> 00:08:23,414 [Damon] We're supposed to have fun, all the time. The show's brother poked fun. 153 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:25,682 Shh, shh. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. 154 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:30,489 Hi, I'm Keenen Ivory Wayans. We poke fun at a lot of things on In Living Color. 155 00:08:30,561 --> 00:08:34,520 But we know in the real world, there's nothing funny about ignorance. 156 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:37,192 That's why we're asking you to join us... 157 00:08:41,071 --> 00:08:44,040 All right. Enough of the fun, children. It's time for a reading lesson. 158 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:46,167 - Okay! - Okay! 159 00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:50,543 - We'll start with the letter "A." - [Cheering] 160 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,014 [Boy] Hey, Homey, that's the "D." 161 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,278 That's right! 162 00:08:55,352 --> 00:08:57,582 S... [Bleeps] 163 00:09:02,359 --> 00:09:06,125 [Keenen's Voice] What can I say? Damon loves to keep the censors on their toes. 164 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:12,202 Let's just keep going. We can't get away with that? 165 00:09:15,239 --> 00:09:18,003 [Keenen's Voice] It's always fun to watch Damon and Jim together... 166 00:09:18,075 --> 00:09:20,942 because they're constantly trying to out-gross each other. 167 00:09:21,011 --> 00:09:23,571 Watch what Damon does with this picklejuice. 168 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,276 - And when he died? - All he left was this. 169 00:09:27,351 --> 00:09:30,980 - That's disgusting. - Actually, it's not. It's pretty sanitary. 170 00:09:31,055 --> 00:09:33,523 Hey.! Oh, don't.! 171 00:09:47,705 --> 00:09:49,673 That's pretty good. 172 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:57,447 [Keenen's Voice] Now it's Jim's turn. Keep your eye on the pickle. 173 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,539 You mind if I eat this? 174 00:09:59,617 --> 00:10:03,417 Go ahead. I think everybody would love that. 175 00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:21,804 Let me get a bite of that. 176 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:26,433 Well, I'm not going to eat it now. 177 00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:28,501 Mmm. 178 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,214 Anyway, thanks a lot, man. I really... 179 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,684 Are you all right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 180 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,820 - Oh, God. Oh. - It's all right. 181 00:10:46,130 --> 00:10:48,690 - You okay, man? - I think. 182 00:10:51,969 --> 00:10:54,961 I don't know what that was. 183 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,350 A performer's worst nightmare sometime... 184 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,122 is either a special effect or having to deal with a prop. 185 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:07,962 A lot of times, those things don't work, and you're stuck looking like an idiot. 186 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:11,059 What are you trying to say, man? 187 00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:14,503 Jim knows a lot about that too. Check it out. 188 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:17,133 You think you're Tom Cruise from Days of Thunder. 189 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,200 You jump right in... 190 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,974 turn on the ignition, put your pedal to the metal... 191 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:23,981 and hold on, Barbie! 192 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:26,813 [Keenen's Voice] Now, this wall is supposed to break away. 193 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:39,230 Now here, the wall did break away, and so did everything else. 194 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,104 [Laughs] 195 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:49,106 What are you talking about? 196 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,670 Sorry, man. 197 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,839 [Man] Three, two, one. Action.! 198 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,281 Barkeep, I'll have the usual. 199 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,586 [Groans] 200 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,647 I got it. 201 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,351 All right? 202 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:13,126 Oh, my, is that a gun in your pocket or are you Pee-wee Herman? 203 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,806 [Man] No, no.! How frightening.! 204 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,208 Oh, how terrifying.! 205 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,974 - [Man #2] Okay, Vicki. Let's reset it. - Oh, my God.! 206 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:35,882 W.C. Fields said children and animals are the worst to work with. 207 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:39,049 He was right. Here's a scene from, um... What was it? 208 00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,456 - Lassie '90? - Yeah. 209 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,461 Jim, Kelly and a pit bull. 210 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,463 [Straining] 211 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:49,297 Okay, Lassie, this time I want you to get... 212 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,928 a variable-speed mechanic bath... 213 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,336 [Keenen's Voice] Now that's a vicious pit bull. 214 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,677 Lassie was supposed to bring the dummy over toJim... 215 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,373 but I guess she decided to keep it for herself. 216 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,609 Good girl, Lassie. 217 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,742 [Breathing Heavily] 218 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:26,364 A lot of times, me being the, um, executive producer around here... 219 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,804 - I get... get a little bored, - [Coughs] 220 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:33,174 Cast starts to tick me off a little bit, and I have my own little paybacks. 221 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:38,547 One of the most annoying cast members around here is, uh, David Allen Grier... 222 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:42,280 and, uh, my payback to David was... 223 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,755 He was really enthusiastic about doing a sketch once. 224 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:49,817 - [Kelly] ♪ Broadway ♪ - And when he told it to me, I knew it was going to die. 225 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:53,058 I knew it was going to bomb. But... 226 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,499 I decided to let David go out and do this... 227 00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:59,036 and in the middle of it... [Laughs] 228 00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:04,901 We let a few birds walk across the stage. 229 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:09,505 - Here's David Allen Grier doing his tribute to Broadway. - To Broadway. 230 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,750 Thanks, brother. 231 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,878 ♪ Broadway ♪ 232 00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:18,616 ♪ Broadway ♪ 233 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:23,559 ♪ Broadway-ay-ay-ay ♪ 234 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,621 ♪ Oops, look out for that taxicab ♪ 235 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:31,533 ♪ Ow, I just got stabbed on Broadway ♪ 236 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,736 ♪ On Broadway ♪ 237 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,336 ♪ On Broad... ♪ 238 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,716 Chickee! 239 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,760 Chickee! 240 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,887 Ch-Chickee. 241 00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,488 ♪ On Broadway ♪♪ 242 00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,201 Well, one cast member here in particular... 243 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:09,707 for some reason, always winds up being the, uh, victim of abuse. 244 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,300 And, Mom, you know who that is. 245 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:15,813 "Baby, why they always got to beat on you? 246 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,373 I don't never see 'em put his little brother out there like that." 247 00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:22,586 Just coincidence, that's all. 248 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:24,952 Yeah, 18 times in a row. Coincidence? 249 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:29,016 Well, here's a sample from a couple of homeys, Damon and Tommy. 250 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,722 But, Homey, well, what's dignity? 251 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,958 Here, let me show you. 252 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,099 [No Audible Dialogue] 253 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,847 - See how you feel right now? - Yeah. 254 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,941 Well, dignity is the opposite of that. 255 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:59,384 Now once upon a time, two lonely hearts came together. 256 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,086 - [Girl] Woo, woo.! - Just like this. 257 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,129 [Children] Ooh.! 258 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:09,298 Then love poured all out from their hearts... 259 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:12,428 - nice and thick like. - Oh.! 260 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:17,070 Until... [Laughs] 261 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,133 Homey realized... 262 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:24,747 Until Homey realized that it was just a trick... 263 00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:28,217 to whiten him up, like so. 264 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:33,884 And it made his heart beat over and over and over again. 265 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,762 - The end. - Homey, Homey, Homey. 266 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,195 I don't get it. What's the moral to the story? 267 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,529 - [Girl] Yeah.! - Well, the moral of that story is... 268 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:46,093 don't sit by and be nobody's jackass. 269 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,197 So what is our little lesson... [Laughs] 270 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,242 [Keenen's Voice] Uh-oh. Damon's laughing. 271 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,006 That means we're going to have to do this all over again. 272 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,980 Watch Tommy. 273 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,381 Hey, Paul. Paul, if you say... [Bleeps] damn it. 274 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,851 If you say... Paul... 275 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:07,287 Tommy's trying to say [Bleeps] damn it. 276 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,021 Paul, man. 277 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,822 - What? - Do I have to do it over again? 278 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,891 Just a... [Bleeps] 279 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:22,573 I'm not the only one who, uh, likes to pull a prank or two. 280 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,441 A lot of times, the cast like to surprise each other. 281 00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:29,344 One example was, uh, "Ugly Girl." Jamie, tell 'em what you did. 282 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:32,611 Yeah, we were doing the second take of"Ugly Girl," 283 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,618 and Tommy was backstage. 284 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,813 He was like, "Yo, man, all right. 285 00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:39,880 "When you grab my underwear, just pull on them just a little bit, you know... 286 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,518 just to make them think you're going to pull my underwear down." 287 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,188 But somewhere during the sketch... 288 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,892 I just guess it got a little bit out of hand, so... 289 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,900 - Oh! - Oh! 290 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,902 - Oh, this is definitely heaven. - Oh! 291 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,530 - This is definitely heaven. - Then just call me the messiah. 292 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,439 - Let me turn around and see my angel. - No, no, no. Hold on. 293 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,672 Hold on just a minute. You got me so excited. Just hold on. 294 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,180 You'll see your angel as soon as you get to heaven. 295 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,217 Mm, mm, mm, mmm. Well, look here, girl. 296 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,810 I'll tell you what. How 'bout I call you tonight? 297 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,378 - Okay, then. - 'Cause I know a nice place where we can get dinner. 298 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,390 - All right. - And wine. 299 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,449 Uh-huh! 300 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,461 And the whole nine. 301 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,932 Aaah! 302 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,994 What's wrong? 303 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:33,108 - Jamie, stop it, man. - What's wrong with you? 304 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,305 See, you just got to relax. 305 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,180 Relax yourself. Relax yourself. 306 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:43,153 And see, after you done said all that, now I think I'm ready to go. 307 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:46,019 I think I'm ready to go too, girl. Let me see my angel. 308 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,821 Flip on over. Come on. Get some of this. Come on. 309 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,089 Aaah! 310 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,498 What's wrong with you? 311 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,518 Come on. 312 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,611 [No Audible Dialogue] 313 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,235 Don't even think about it. 314 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,372 - I thought you said you looked like Marilyn Monroe! - I do look like Marilyn Monroe. 315 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,609 You look like Marilyn the ho! 316 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,257 Why you tripping? 317 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:13,712 All right, thanks for watching. 318 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,077 All right, thanks for watching. 319 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,775 We hope you enjoyed laughing with us laugh at ourself. 320 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,943 We'll see you next week right here. Peace. 321 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,784 [Man Over P.A.] We know you're in there. Come out with your hands up. 322 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,227 They found me! They must have been following you. 323 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,663 They knew I'd make contact with you sooner or later. 324 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,328 - You gotta get outta here, Wes! - What the... [Bleeps] are you doin'? 325 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,871 There's nothing on the screen. 326 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:45,467 Well, Jim, their radar ray has jammed our frequency. 327 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,642 I think Spock has been hit by a Laughing Noid. 328 00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:55,049 You know, we don't have too many carnivals here in the projects. 329 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,680 'Cause when we... if we have to get them metal detectors. 330 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,715 And we got to start from the beginning because Miss Benita done messed up the joke. 331 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,853 Um, all right. Here's 20, 28, 40. 332 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,524 Okay, we can do the best we can do. 333 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,397 He'll be a lot shorter, and a little faster. 334 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,460 I mean... 335 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:19,970 Don't try to lie, all right? It's all here in black and white. 336 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:23,742 I see, Johnnie. War really has changed you. 337 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,783 And not for the better. 338 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:31,483 You're battier than a belfry full of bats on a buttered roll. 339 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,722 Thanks for coming. See us next week here! 340 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,732 Hi, Grandma! 29010

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