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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,287 --> 00:00:04,448 They're underfed, they're hungry... 2 00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:06,513 their lives slowly wasting away... 3 00:00:06,591 --> 00:00:09,560 because they haven't got enough food. 4 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:12,357 Hello. I'm Sally Struthers. 5 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:16,332 For just 50 cents a day... 6 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:19,097 the price of an apple fritter... 7 00:00:19,170 --> 00:00:23,197 you can help feed someone who can't afford to feed himself. 8 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,765 The meals are free, they're nourishing and... 9 00:00:25,843 --> 00:00:29,711 best of all, they're... pretty darn tasty. 10 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:31,772 Are you gonna finish this? 11 00:00:34,319 --> 00:00:38,688 Your donation to the Feed the Planet Foundation is totally tax-deductible. 12 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:42,587 Just think of it. You're reaching out... 13 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:46,494 and you're giving these people hope and... 14 00:00:46,564 --> 00:00:49,158 Biscuits? I love biscuits. 15 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:52,794 Mmm! Mmm! Please send your donation today. 16 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,940 Just remember, $15 a month... 17 00:00:57,008 --> 00:01:00,375 the price of a Grand Slam breakfast and 10 Dovebars. 18 00:01:00,445 --> 00:01:04,939 You can give these people the sustenance that they now so desperately need. 19 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,676 Please try to hurry though. I've been here for six months... 20 00:01:08,753 --> 00:01:11,950 and these people just seem to be getting hungrier and hungrier. 21 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:14,218 I can't understand it. 22 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:16,590 Won't you reach out and touch them? 23 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:20,662 Remember, for just $180 a year... 24 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:25,635 the price of, uh, 12 buckets of chicken and a Super Big Gulp Dr. Pepper... 25 00:01:25,703 --> 00:01:27,830 you can give these people sustenance. 26 00:01:27,905 --> 00:01:30,237 Just call 555-FEED-ME. 27 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:32,242 Give it to me! 28 00:01:37,215 --> 00:01:39,149 Just give me a bite! 29 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:42,142 Please make that call. 30 00:01:45,056 --> 00:01:46,045 - How you livin'? - What? 31 00:01:46,124 --> 00:01:47,216 - How you livin'? - What? 32 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,418 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 33 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:55,993 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:01:56,067 --> 00:02:00,333 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 35 00:02:00,405 --> 00:02:04,205 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 36 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:08,541 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 37 00:02:08,613 --> 00:02:11,241 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 38 00:02:11,315 --> 00:02:13,476 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 39 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:16,019 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 40 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:17,611 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 41 00:02:17,688 --> 00:02:19,815 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 42 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:21,859 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 43 00:02:21,926 --> 00:02:23,951 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 44 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:26,121 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 45 00:02:26,197 --> 00:02:28,392 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 46 00:02:28,466 --> 00:02:30,434 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 47 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:32,594 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 48 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:34,035 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 49 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:35,800 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 50 00:02:35,873 --> 00:02:39,104 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 51 00:02:39,177 --> 00:02:41,202 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 52 00:02:41,279 --> 00:02:43,645 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 53 00:02:43,714 --> 00:02:47,047 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 54 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:52,954 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 55 00:02:53,024 --> 00:02:57,461 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 56 00:02:57,528 --> 00:02:58,756 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 57 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,627 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 58 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:07,995 Frankly, Reverend, I don't believe a word you've said here today. 59 00:03:08,072 --> 00:03:11,530 And furthermore, your so-called church's fund-raising methods... 60 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:14,669 are immoral, if not illegal. 61 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:17,305 I assure you, this Senate panel will not rest... 62 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:21,374 until we put every last one of you shysters in jail. 63 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,977 Now, will you please call the next witnesses. 64 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:31,087 - You don't look too happy, pop. - See ya Sunday, Reverend. 65 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:34,529 Boy, I feel love this evenin'. 66 00:03:34,599 --> 00:03:37,159 Remain standing and hold up your right hand, please. 67 00:03:37,235 --> 00:03:39,669 Do you, uh, solemnly swear to tell the truth... 68 00:03:39,737 --> 00:03:42,137 the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 69 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:44,231 So help me, my God. 70 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:49,671 Now, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 71 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:54,446 Hallelujah! For those who wear fig leaves... 72 00:03:54,519 --> 00:03:57,955 should not dance with hungry goats. 73 00:03:58,022 --> 00:03:59,751 Amen. 74 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,486 State your names for the records. 75 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,551 My name is the Reverend Ed Cash. 76 00:04:04,629 --> 00:04:07,723 Dollar bills. No food stamps please. 77 00:04:07,798 --> 00:04:10,858 And I'm the Reverend Dr. Carl Pathos... 78 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:15,338 this ministry's spiritual... gynecologist. 79 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,968 Now, would you, uh, please tell us the name of your church? 80 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:24,242 That would be the First Church of Discount Sin. 81 00:04:24,315 --> 00:04:26,749 Yes, Lord, as of now, we have six locations... 82 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:29,012 throughout the greater metropolitan area. 83 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:32,749 The Lord is slashin' prices, and all sin must go! 84 00:04:32,823 --> 00:04:37,021 Just dial 1-800-SI N-ALOT for the franchise nearest you. 85 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:41,592 We even have a drive-through window. Can I take your order, Reverend? 86 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:44,999 Yes. I'd like some forgiveness, please. 87 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:47,697 Would you like a hot apple pie with that? 88 00:04:47,772 --> 00:04:50,206 Yes, and I'll have a Moses McMuffin too. 89 00:04:50,274 --> 00:04:52,936 Drive around. 90 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:57,106 Gentlemen, are you actually charging people a fee to forgive their sins? 91 00:04:57,181 --> 00:05:01,777 - We'd prefer to call it a donation. - Praise be! 92 00:05:01,852 --> 00:05:05,185 For he who giveth shall be without sin for 90 days... 93 00:05:05,256 --> 00:05:07,622 or your money back. 94 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:11,093 I think somebody been sippin' on the holy water. 95 00:05:11,162 --> 00:05:15,462 Reverend Cash, um, it says here that you don't earn a dime. 96 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:19,094 How do you, uh... How do you explain your extravagant lifestyle? 97 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:21,138 Extravagant? Hmm. 98 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:24,197 You call this Rolex extravagant? This is the bottom of the line. 99 00:05:25,343 --> 00:05:27,277 No, you got it all wrong. 100 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:30,576 See, what I do is operate a trust fund for the Lord. 101 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:33,276 - That's right, for the Big Guy. - [Reverend Pathos Singing, Indistinct] 102 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:37,014 He's the one with all the money. That's right. He tell me what to do with it. 103 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:40,421 If it was me, I'd invest it. There's a couple of junk bonds I got my eye on. 104 00:05:40,491 --> 00:05:43,824 But what can I tell the Lord? If the Lord wanna buy a big hat with a feather in it... 105 00:05:43,894 --> 00:05:46,920 what am I supposed to say... "No, Lord, you can't have it"? 106 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,989 The Lord seen Shaft. 107 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:53,768 Stick it in and call it macaroni. That's what I'd say. 108 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:56,636 And if he want a house, 300 square feet, what am I gonna say... 109 00:05:56,707 --> 00:05:58,834 "No, Lord, you can't have it on your Earth"? 110 00:05:58,909 --> 00:06:04,006 The Lord uses thatJacuzzi in mysterious ways. 111 00:06:04,081 --> 00:06:06,447 And it's time for the Lord to clean it out. 112 00:06:06,517 --> 00:06:09,077 - Excuse me. Reverend Pathos. - Yes. 113 00:06:09,153 --> 00:06:11,417 How do you explain these expenditures? 114 00:06:11,489 --> 00:06:14,583 $200 to the Wild Weasel Dance Club. 115 00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:19,528 Well, one must know evil before he can condemn it. 116 00:06:19,597 --> 00:06:23,761 What about $400 to Rondell's Strip-O-Gram? 117 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:28,066 One must see evil before he can denounce it. 118 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:31,302 What about $900 to the Red Rooster Escort Service? 119 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,310 Temptation! 120 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,538 It is all around us, friends. 121 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:42,017 And how are we not to be distracted when we know that somewhere, somehow... 122 00:06:42,086 --> 00:06:45,453 breasts are being... augmented? 123 00:06:47,024 --> 00:06:48,958 When I was a young man, I said to myself... 124 00:06:49,026 --> 00:06:53,963 "Reverend Pathos, you will not be driven to wine, women or sugary foods." 125 00:06:54,031 --> 00:06:56,898 And I could use A.A. And a good dentist right now. 126 00:06:56,967 --> 00:07:01,666 [Sobbing] O Lord! I have sinned against you! 127 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:08,372 Uh, look, we also show expenditures here for a company jet. 128 00:07:08,446 --> 00:07:10,437 Now, how do you explain that? 129 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,449 Well, see, that simply allows us... 130 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,008 - to get to the higher power. - That's right. 131 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,078 See, the Lord don't always wanna come down to you. 132 00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:20,555 You think you can just bow your head and he show up all the time? 133 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:22,956 - It's a long way. - Sometimes he say, "Come up to my place." 134 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:25,222 Bounce on up there. 135 00:07:25,296 --> 00:07:28,060 What about these taxes? You haven't paid any in seven years. 136 00:07:28,132 --> 00:07:30,623 - Well, that... Oh, hold on. - [Cell Phone Rings] 137 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:36,365 - [Ringing] - Oh. 138 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,374 Hello. 139 00:07:38,442 --> 00:07:40,672 It's the Lord. 140 00:07:40,745 --> 00:07:43,646 Yes, Lord? Mm-hmm. 141 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:47,206 Well, that's what I said. Who am I to say... Uh-huh. 142 00:07:47,284 --> 00:07:50,219 Ooh. I ain't never heard you speak like that, Lord. 143 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:53,484 Oh. I have to speak to him in tongues. He's very upset. 144 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,752 [Speaking Gibberish] 145 00:07:58,028 --> 00:08:00,326 Can anyone explain what he is saying? 146 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,662 He said he's speakin' in tongues. And speakin' of tongues... 147 00:08:08,606 --> 00:08:12,133 I've been wantin' to do that since I came in here. 148 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:14,803 Well, kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. 149 00:08:16,347 --> 00:08:18,645 Whoo-eee! The Lord is upset. 150 00:08:18,716 --> 00:08:20,980 - You have angered the Lord. - Oh, no. 151 00:08:21,051 --> 00:08:25,750 And now I must say a prayer for you to... for forgiveness. 152 00:08:25,823 --> 00:08:27,950 - 'Cause the Lord is pissed off. - Say the prayer. Say it. 153 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,324 Bow your head, please. 154 00:08:32,396 --> 00:08:37,026 Lord, please forgive these senators for gettin' all in your business... 155 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:39,092 - [Indistinct] - And treatin' you like some common criminal... 156 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,263 and tryin' to make you look bad in front of all these people. 157 00:08:41,338 --> 00:08:45,468 - Oh, yes, Lord. - And, Lord, we know that you don't like to go low... 158 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:48,341 - but you will if you have to. - You will stoop. 159 00:08:48,412 --> 00:08:50,607 You can stoop just as low as them... 160 00:08:50,681 --> 00:08:56,347 and show these here pictures we have of the senator with these naked ladies. 161 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,945 We have seen the light in the holy darkroom, Lord! 162 00:08:59,023 --> 00:09:02,015 And, Lord, this ain't the only shot you got. 163 00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:05,061 'Cause you got all kinds of shots. I hope it ain't upside-down. 164 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:09,732 - Lord, please forgive 'em. - Forgive them, Lord. 165 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,702 And let them know that the way through forgiveness is by givin'. Amen. 166 00:09:13,771 --> 00:09:17,104 Gentlemen, I think we have seen a miracle... 167 00:09:17,174 --> 00:09:19,540 and this miracle is forgiveness. 168 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:23,706 - Yes. Yes, that's right. The Lord will extend his forgiveness. - Yes, he will. 169 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:26,944 - But he ain't gonna do it for free. - Not for free. 170 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:31,010 In order to be forgiven, you must go to the root of the word, which is "give." 171 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:33,147 - Yes. Give it. - For-give. 172 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,158 - Give again. - Cough it up. 173 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,855 Reverend Pathos, I think this deserves a song. 174 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:41,727 - [Objects Thumping] - I thought you'd never ask. 175 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:49,195 ♪ Ya gotta reach right out and love each other ♪ 176 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:52,003 ♪ Never push or shove another ♪ 177 00:09:52,076 --> 00:09:54,510 ♪ Unless you're angered by something that they've said ♪ 178 00:09:54,578 --> 00:09:59,538 ♪ And then feel free to kick 'em till they're dead ♪ 179 00:09:59,617 --> 00:10:03,075 ♪ Show their noses where your toes is ♪ 180 00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:07,180 ♪ I wanna kick them till they're dead ♪♪ 181 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,852 ♪♪ [Industrial] 182 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,232 ♪♪ [Ends] 183 00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:53,560 [Buzzer Buzzes] 184 00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:55,798 ♪♪ [Industrial] 185 00:11:32,042 --> 00:11:34,033 ♪♪ [Ends] 186 00:11:37,568 --> 00:11:41,231 - Hey, baby. - [Sighs] 187 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,239 I'm ready for that magic massage. 188 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:45,241 But look here, don't get me too relaxed. 189 00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:48,335 I wanna save somethin' for later, if you know what I mean. 190 00:11:48,412 --> 00:11:50,607 Yes, I know just what you mean, lover boy. 191 00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:52,876 But, fortunately, I can't do you today. 192 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:56,408 - I have a girl fillin' in for me. - Is she fine like you? 193 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,421 Let me just say this. 194 00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:01,424 - Uh, her look is one you will not forget. - [Murmurs] 195 00:12:01,492 --> 00:12:03,756 I think you should get to know her. 196 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,988 Hey, send her right in. I love breakin' in new talent. 197 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,997 Ha ha! 198 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,524 Wanda, he's all yours. 199 00:12:24,648 --> 00:12:26,912 Hey, where are you, baby? 200 00:12:28,719 --> 00:12:30,949 Stop. 201 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,989 I guess you waitin' on your masseuse, huh? 202 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:37,516 Ah. Well, actually, I was waitin' for a beautiful woman to come walkin' into my life... 203 00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:40,654 and I guess, from the look of things, my wish has come true. 204 00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:42,665 Hey. Word up. 205 00:12:46,503 --> 00:12:50,337 - ♪♪ [Singing Pop] - Hey, that's my song. 206 00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,734 ♪♪ [Singing Pop] 207 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,381 Sing it, beautiful.! Sing it, girl. 208 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:06,286 Who you callin' beautiful? Shoot. Beautiful ain't even the word for me. 209 00:13:06,356 --> 00:13:08,916 They ain't even got no word to describe how beautiful I am. 210 00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:15,058 I hear that. See, I like it 'cause you ain't shy. 211 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,657 If you fine, you just accept it. Is that right, baby? 212 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:20,601 - That's what I'm sayin'. For real though. - I heard that. 213 00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:23,663 For real though. 'Cause if you got the butter, you might as well spread it. 214 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:28,010 - Shoot. - I heard that. 215 00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,012 So, tell me, baby... 216 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,948 would you say you look like Whitney Houston or, uh, Paula Abdul? 217 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:37,145 Well, since I'm a natural blonde and stuff... 218 00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:40,782 people always says I look like a black Vanna White. 219 00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,791 - Vanna White, huh? - For real though. 220 00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:46,295 Mm-mmm. Well, I will hope I get to get that free spin later on. 221 00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:49,890 - And you never know. I might flip your letters too. - Ooh. 222 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:56,399 That's all I'm sayin'. 223 00:13:56,473 --> 00:13:58,498 But see, you tryin' to give me all them compliments... 224 00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:00,509 'cause you tryin' to get in good and stuff. 225 00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:04,980 You just need to... Just lay back and relax and let me concentrate on what I'm doin'. 226 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:08,176 - 'Cause, see, I'm gonna let my fingers do the walkin', - [Yelps] 227 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:10,652 And I'm gonna let your body do the talkin'. 228 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:14,714 - Ooh. Ah! Yeah, right there. - Oh, you like that? 229 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:16,725 See, I got a lot of tension in my lower body... 230 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,853 so I'm-a need a little extra attention back there, my brown sugar. 231 00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:24,299 Oh. Well, just ask, and you shall receive. You shall. 232 00:14:25,969 --> 00:14:28,199 See... But let me show you somethin'. Let me show you somethin'. 233 00:14:28,272 --> 00:14:31,036 'Cause, see, this is a trick that I learned from my cousin and them. 234 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:34,236 - It's like a Chinese foot massage. - Mm-hmm. 235 00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:36,404 I got a little toe jam. Hold on. 236 00:14:45,422 --> 00:14:48,255 - Ooh, girl. - This is somethin' I learnt. 237 00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:50,759 What I do is... I don't wanna scratch you or nothin'. 238 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,761 - You gonna be all right? - Girl, you ain't got to worry about that. 239 00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:55,423 - Be as rough as you want. I'm a man. - Okay. All right. 240 00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:59,526 I'm a man, girl! Ride 'em, cowboy! 241 00:14:59,603 --> 00:15:01,571 Work it out. 242 00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:04,835 - [Sniffing] - That's all right. 243 00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,274 Mmm! 244 00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:10,609 Girl, you even smell good. What do you got on, Poison? 245 00:15:10,681 --> 00:15:12,615 - Oh. No, that's Desenex. - Desenex? 246 00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:17,511 - Isn't that a... Ow! - What's wrong? 247 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,521 - What's wrong? Did I hurt you? - Ow. 248 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:21,557 - No. I just got a lot of tension right up in here, baby. - Oh, Lord. 249 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,786 - Yeah, you do. You got a big knot right there. - Yeah, uh-huh. 250 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,794 I can get that out. You know what I'm gonna use? 251 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:29,821 I'm gonna use the Mr. Miyagi method they did on Karate Kid. Hold on. 252 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,834 [Spits] 253 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:42,945 Hold on. 254 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,947 - [Sucks Breath] Ah! - See, right there? 255 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:49,952 - Now, don't that hurt so good? - Oh. Oh, this is heaven. 256 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:53,649 - Just call me the messiah. - Mmm! Mm-mm-mm! 257 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,885 Well, look here. Let me turn around and see my angel, 'cause... 258 00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:59,486 No, no. Hold on. Hold on. You'll see your angel as soon as you get to heaven. 259 00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,497 You in a hurry. You too fast. 260 00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,534 Slow down. You too fast. 261 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:06,831 - Well, good-lookin', let me ask you this. - Uh-huh? 262 00:16:06,903 --> 00:16:09,872 - How about if I called you tonight? - Hey, okay then. 263 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,932 - I'll take you somewhere. We can get wine, - For real though. 264 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,671 - Dinner... - All right. 265 00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:20,012 - And the whole nine yards. - Oh, yeah. You talkin' the kind of stuff I like. 266 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,847 - Let's go. - Let's go. I want to see my angel. 267 00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:24,910 - ♪♪ [Singing Pop] - Hey, that's my song. 268 00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:27,479 [Screams, Shouting] 269 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:35,061 [Both Shouting, Indistinct] 270 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,761 Okay, yeah? Okay, yeah? 271 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:43,533 You can do this. You can do this. 272 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,541 I thought you said you looked like Vanna White. 273 00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:48,544 - I do look like Vanna White. - You look like Slappy White! 274 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,047 I don't know why you trippin'. Shoot. 275 00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:55,050 Why you... 276 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,084 Why you trippin'? Just calm down. 277 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:03,354 You so tense. You so tense. 278 00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,655 You need somebody to console you. 279 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,664 - Just let me... I just wanna... - Hey! Hey, hey! 280 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:11,030 Get off me! Hey! 281 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,433 You don't even know me! You don't even know me! 282 00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:16,301 I ain't got to know you. You was the one sittin' over there talkin' about... 283 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:19,001 You gonna take me to wine and dinner and lunch and all that kinda stuff. 284 00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:21,441 You got me excited. I'm just ready to go. 285 00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:28,281 Look, read my lips, all right? I don't want you. 286 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,911 Well, you read my lips. 287 00:17:30,987 --> 00:17:32,921 I got you... 288 00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:38,122 and I am ready to go. 289 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,356 Now don't make me get ugly. 290 00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:45,034 Honey, I think we about an hour past ugly. 291 00:17:45,101 --> 00:17:47,569 Oh, no. See, I can get ugly. 292 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:51,368 See, I'll bust your black, narrow ass. 293 00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:54,899 - Now you fool with me. Come on. Fool with me. - I got a pork chop. 294 00:17:54,978 --> 00:17:56,912 I got a pork chop in my gym bag. 295 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,914 You gotta take me out to dinner. I don't want no pork chop... 296 00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:01,075 - Excuse me. Did you need some towels? - No, girl. 297 00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:03,745 What you need to do is get you some business... your own business. 298 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:07,483 'Cause you're in mine. You all in my Kool-Aid and don't even know the flavor. 299 00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:11,493 Where you goin'? See what you makin' me do? 300 00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:13,495 - I'm sorry. - Darn! 301 00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:16,657 I didn't mean to interrupt anything. 302 00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,167 You didn't interrupt nothin'. He was just tryin' to get some. 303 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:22,171 And, see, he got mad 'cause I wouldn't give it up to him. 304 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:25,003 - So he just got mad and left. - Mm-hmm. That sounds just like him. 305 00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:30,536 - So, we was... I be tryin' to, you know, keep my stuff sacred. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,775 All right. I'm gonna check you later, all right? 307 00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:35,511 All right. 'Cause he know... 308 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,351 He know I would've rocked his world. 309 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,199 Hey, hey, hey. Well, I hope you all enjoyed your evenin'. 310 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,209 I gotta get outta here. I'm live on Roc next. 311 00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,575 - [Man] Tommy.! Shut up.! - [Laughing] 312 00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:05,342 - Shut up, Tommy.! - Get outta here. We'll see you next week. 313 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:08,248 - Stand up for your rights. - Watch Roc. Tommy. 314 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:12,414 - ♪♪ [Hip-hop] - [No Audible Dialogue] 27390

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