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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,075 - How you livin'? - What? 2 00:00:03,154 --> 00:00:04,246 - How you livin'? - What? 3 00:00:04,322 --> 00:00:06,449 - How you livin'? - ♪ In living color♪ 4 00:00:08,459 --> 00:00:12,327 - ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 5 00:00:12,397 --> 00:00:16,595 - ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:20,297 - ♪ You for me and me for you ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 7 00:00:20,371 --> 00:00:25,536 - ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 8 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,544 - ♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 9 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,739 - ♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪ - ♪ All right ♪ 10 00:00:29,814 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ Here comes another one of those funky, funny mo'money shows ♪ 11 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:33,874 ♪ A cast for laughs and talented roles ♪ 12 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,078 ♪ And sisters with twisters for you been lookin', listener♪ 13 00:00:36,154 --> 00:00:38,122 ♪ It seems you don't believe so you can believe what I convince ya ♪ 14 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:40,214 ♪ Some booty to your short and thought We'll make it snappy ♪ 15 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,384 ♪ With jokes and pokes at folks to keep you happy ♪ 16 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,655 ♪ No need to hold your remote control ♪ 17 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:46,697 ♪ Chill This show's got soul ♪ 18 00:00:46,764 --> 00:00:49,130 ♪ All aboard, all aboard The train never troubles ♪ 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,565 ♪ You'd better snuggle up couple up ♪ 20 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,330 - ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 21 00:00:52,403 --> 00:00:55,634 ♪ It's hard to believe but some of the best things in life are free ♪ 22 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,732 ♪ So, fellas, grab your girl Tell her that you love her♪ 23 00:00:57,809 --> 00:01:00,175 ♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin' when you're livin'in living color♪ 24 00:01:00,244 --> 00:01:03,577 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 25 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:09,484 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 26 00:01:09,554 --> 00:01:13,991 ♪ Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ 27 00:01:14,058 --> 00:01:15,286 ♪ Go, go, go ♪ 28 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,157 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 29 00:01:21,299 --> 00:01:25,702 Welcome to the Lamaze method of natural childbirth. 30 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:28,705 Let's see how well we remember last week's lesson, ladies. 31 00:01:28,773 --> 00:01:32,300 We're gonna start by relaxing our groin muscles. 32 00:01:32,377 --> 00:01:34,311 Well, well! 33 00:01:35,747 --> 00:01:38,545 Hey! I was gonna suggest spin the bottle... 34 00:01:38,616 --> 00:01:42,108 but look like y'all are a whole lot more advanced. 35 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,780 Frenchie, what are you doing here? 36 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:47,120 This is a Lamaze class. 37 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,751 Lamaze? I thought you said LaBelle. Where's Patti at? 38 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:53,695 - [Chuckles] - ♪♪ [Singing] 39 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,825 - And you are Mister... - Oh, let me introduce myself. 40 00:01:56,901 --> 00:01:59,369 I am Leonard, but all my friends call me Frenchie... 41 00:01:59,437 --> 00:02:02,065 'cause I'm hip, I'm slick and all the ladies love my childbearing hips. 42 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:05,109 Ooh. Well, Leonard... 43 00:02:05,176 --> 00:02:07,337 this is not a Patti LaBelle concert. 44 00:02:07,412 --> 00:02:10,904 - Mm-hmm. - This is the Lamaze method of natural childbirth. 45 00:02:10,982 --> 00:02:13,416 Well, that's great, 'cause I was born naturally. 46 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:16,112 That's right, right on the side of the road. 47 00:02:16,187 --> 00:02:19,122 - Mm-hmm. - That is natural. 48 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:22,057 Hey, Janice, you look pretty good laying down like that. 49 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:24,594 Last time I seen you like that was in the locker room of the Rams... 50 00:02:24,662 --> 00:02:27,961 - after two shots of tequila. - What? That's not... 51 00:02:28,032 --> 00:02:31,798 Oh, I see. Well, Janice, maybe... maybe your friend Leonard... 52 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:34,201 would like to act as your Lamaze coach. 53 00:02:34,272 --> 00:02:36,797 - I would be très pap smear. - Oh. 54 00:02:36,874 --> 00:02:41,038 Frenchie? No way. I am waiting for my husband, the father of my child. 55 00:02:41,112 --> 00:02:43,046 - He'll be here any minute. - [Instructor] Oh, my goodness. 56 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:45,309 I'm so forgetful. Your husband called. 57 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:49,581 Apparently he was driving along the highway and he spun out in an oil slick. 58 00:02:49,654 --> 00:02:53,647 I knew I dropped my T.C.B. Somewhere. 59 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:56,852 - Oh, my God, was he hurt? - No, neither is my Gremlin. 60 00:02:56,928 --> 00:03:00,557 - Don't worry about it, baby. - If you'll just sit right down here, Leonard. 61 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:03,600 - All right. - Okay, now before we begin on our breathing technique... 62 00:03:03,668 --> 00:03:05,659 I'm going to show you a short film... 63 00:03:05,736 --> 00:03:08,261 that should take some of the mystery out of delivery. 64 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:11,137 [Woman Breathing On Tape] 65 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:16,112 You see, this is the moment when we first begin to see the head. 66 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:18,239 Hey, hey, hey! 67 00:03:18,316 --> 00:03:23,686 Last time I saw something this freaky was at Clarence Thomas's house down in Tijuana. 68 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:26,416 Ain't Long Dong Silver in this one? 69 00:03:26,491 --> 00:03:28,686 Okay, that's enough of that. 70 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:31,922 Uh, let's move on to one of our most important techniques... 71 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:34,829 that's panting and heavy breathing. 72 00:03:34,899 --> 00:03:38,062 Well, seems to me like that's what got you here in the first place. 73 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,194 - Frenchie! - And... 74 00:03:40,271 --> 00:03:43,468 [Women Breathing] 75 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:48,035 That's right, now push and push. 76 00:03:48,112 --> 00:03:51,445 ♪ Push, push, intoJanice Push, push, intoJanice ♪ 77 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:54,747 ♪ You know how to get down Ooh, ooh, go on, Janice ♪ 78 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:58,721 My goodness, Leonard, you certainly have enough enthusiasm for the rest of us. 79 00:03:58,789 --> 00:04:04,091 Janice, perhaps you would like to demonstrate the simulated childbirth. 80 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,391 You just help me push while I contract. 81 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:08,398 - All right. - That's right, Janice. 82 00:04:08,466 --> 00:04:11,993 Make sure you're really pushing. Sometimes those little fellas don't like to come out. 83 00:04:12,069 --> 00:04:16,028 Well, hell, can you blame 'em? I wish I could move back. 84 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:21,471 [Moaning] 85 00:04:22,947 --> 00:04:25,279 ♪ Good God I got to have it ♪ 86 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:30,750 Somebody better callJames Brown, 'cause I think we got a hit on our hands. 87 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:32,880 - Go on, baby. - Oh, there it is! 88 00:04:32,957 --> 00:04:36,757 Oh, my goodness, Janice. Now, Leonard, what's the first thing you do with a child? 89 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:39,421 - Well, let's see. We gotta slap it... - That's right. 90 00:04:39,497 --> 00:04:41,465 Clamp it and then curl him down. 91 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:45,491 - Come here, baby boy. - Don't get carried away, Frenchie. 92 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:48,835 Yeah. 93 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:52,535 You know, Janice, if we had a boy... 94 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,875 the house would stay clean, the fence would be painted... 95 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:59,747 - and the Gremlin would always be shiny. - Really? 96 00:04:59,817 --> 00:05:01,876 That's right, 'cause I have someone to do it for me. 97 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:05,389 Gotcha! [Baby Talk] 98 00:05:09,327 --> 00:05:12,490 [Announcer] You're a New Yorker, and because you're a New Yorker... 99 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:16,693 you don't care how you travel, so long as it's quick and it's cheap. 100 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:22,433 That's why you travel Big Apple Airlines... your subway in the sky. 101 00:05:22,506 --> 00:05:24,906 Yes, on Big Apple Airlines... 102 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:28,377 courteous Guardian Angels are ready to attend to your every need. 103 00:05:28,446 --> 00:05:31,006 Enjoy a complimentary beverage. 104 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:33,016 Malt liquor? Thunderbird? 105 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:35,678 And rest easy knowing that New York's finest transit cops... 106 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:38,483 are never more than a few feet away. 107 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:44,222 But the real reason you fly Big Apple Air is that it's a taste of New York in the sky. 108 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:49,232 From the delightful urine scent that permeates the cabin... 109 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,463 to the crazy collection of characters. 110 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:57,132 Honey-roasted peanuts. Headsets for the movie. 111 00:05:57,208 --> 00:06:00,644 To the impassioned cries for help ignored by all. 112 00:06:00,711 --> 00:06:03,407 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 113 00:06:03,481 --> 00:06:07,110 I don't like to beg, and I don't want to steal... 114 00:06:07,184 --> 00:06:10,745 but I have developed an allergy to my own sweat... 115 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:13,847 thus I cannot work or it will kill me. 116 00:06:13,924 --> 00:06:16,654 Contributions will be appreciated. 117 00:06:16,727 --> 00:06:21,096 [Announcer] It's Big Apple Airlines, where the street meets the sky. 118 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:23,099 [Jamaican Accent] Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 119 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:26,159 Unfortunately, someone jumped in front of our plane... 120 00:06:26,237 --> 00:06:28,535 so we're going to be a little delayed this morning. 121 00:06:28,606 --> 00:06:33,305 But in the meantime, please remember the rules of flying on Big Apple... 122 00:06:33,377 --> 00:06:37,575 no smokin', no spittin', no dischargin' of firearms. 123 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,946 [Gunfire] 124 00:06:40,017 --> 00:06:43,851 Street news! Street news! Yo, yo, listen up, everybody. 125 00:06:43,921 --> 00:06:45,855 Looks like we're about to take off... 126 00:06:45,923 --> 00:06:49,222 so if y'all please just sit down and hold on to your straps... 127 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:51,761 we're about to close the doors, all right? 128 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,626 Prepare for takeoff. 129 00:06:58,703 --> 00:07:00,728 [Karate Yell] 130 00:07:03,941 --> 00:07:06,307 [Announcer] Yes, Big Apple Airlines... 131 00:07:06,377 --> 00:07:09,369 your subway in the sky. 132 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:18,716 ♪♪ [Whistling] 133 00:07:18,789 --> 00:07:21,519 Excuse me, but don't I know you? 134 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:24,789 Hey, you're Darth Vader from those Space Wars movies. 135 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,796 - Is that? - Yeah. 136 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:29,424 - No, I'm not Darth Vader, okay. - Uh, Abe Vigoda. 137 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,434 - No. - Telly Savalas. 138 00:07:31,502 --> 00:07:34,062 - No. Guess again. - Um, oh, Uncle Fester! 139 00:07:34,138 --> 00:07:38,404 Look, I might as well tell ya. I'm Death, okay? 140 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:42,879 I was gonna guess that next, either Death or Keith Richards. 141 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:45,507 Honey, it's Death! 142 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,949 - Oh, my God. - Honey, it's Death. 143 00:07:48,018 --> 00:07:50,816 - He's come for us. - No. 144 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:54,585 - But thanks for reminding me of Keith Richards. - Whew! 145 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,525 - Woah! - Hey, look, let me buy you a drink, huh? Hey, waiter! 146 00:07:57,595 --> 00:07:59,529 - Oh, no, no, I can't. - What do you want, a suffering bastard? 147 00:07:59,597 --> 00:08:02,998 - No, I can't. - How about a zombie? Zombies for everyone. 148 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,501 - Keep 'em coming. - Perfect. 149 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,436 So, if you're not here on business, what are you doing here, Grim Reaper? 150 00:08:08,506 --> 00:08:11,304 Just like you, I'm on vacation. First in 3,000 years. 151 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,673 I wanna leave all that behind at the office. 152 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:16,212 - I hear that. - No, no, no, I don't drink. 153 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,181 - Really, I can't. Please. - Oh, come on, loosen up. You're on vacation. 154 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,617 Like Liberace says, "Come on, bottoms up." 155 00:08:26,223 --> 00:08:28,316 Hey, that's not bad. 156 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,753 Hey, what's it take to get another drink around here? 157 00:08:33,831 --> 00:08:35,765 That's the spirit. 158 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:39,530 Well, l... Can I ask you something? 159 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,798 Oh, honey, come on. The man's trying to get some rest. 160 00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,806 No, that's okay. Go ahead. Ask away. 161 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:47,105 I just got to know... the Kennedy assassination... 162 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,112 Did Oswald act alone? 163 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:53,116 Hey, that's for me to know and Oliver Stone to find out. 164 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:57,344 - Death, you slay me! - Watch it. 165 00:08:59,857 --> 00:09:03,554 You know, I have got an idea, but it is so naughty. 166 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,221 - Come on, honey. Let's hear it. - Well... 167 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:08,925 - Spill it, baby. - Okay. Okay. 168 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:11,991 Well, here it is. I mean, I guess people must ask you this all the time... 169 00:09:12,069 --> 00:09:17,507 but I would be so thrilled if you would just kill somebody. 170 00:09:17,575 --> 00:09:19,406 - Oh, here? - Yeah! 171 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,410 - Oh, no. - I mean, that would be so cool. 172 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,879 - No, no, I couldn't. - Just a little person. Just... Oh, please? 173 00:09:24,949 --> 00:09:27,713 - Okay. Who gets it? - All right! 174 00:09:27,785 --> 00:09:31,050 - How about, um, the waiter? - Good idea. 175 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:33,351 A little drinky-poo first. 176 00:09:36,727 --> 00:09:38,820 [Belches] 177 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,834 Oh, garçon. 178 00:09:48,138 --> 00:09:51,232 Oh, yeah, um, uh, listen. 179 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:53,572 I think I'll have the swordfish... 180 00:09:53,644 --> 00:09:56,738 and I think you'll have the kidney failure. 181 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:02,410 You are good.! 182 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:04,647 - And you are fast! - Did you like that? 183 00:10:04,722 --> 00:10:08,021 - That was beautiful. - Really? Let me buy you guys a drink. 184 00:10:08,092 --> 00:10:10,652 - Why not? - Bartender, another round over here. 185 00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:13,356 - I got one for you. You guys like Hitchcock? - Sure. 186 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:18,663 Watch this. Birds. Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck. 187 00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:24,072 Oh, oh my God! [Yelling Indistinctly] 188 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:27,167 - It's like a 3-D movie. - Oh, wow. 189 00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:30,543 Hey, you know what? A lot of people have seen a Heimlich maneuver, right? 190 00:10:32,650 --> 00:10:34,709 But not in reverse. 191 00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:40,680 Quick impression... Buddy Holly. 192 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,226 Aah! 193 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:46,855 You might wanna get down for this one. Drive-by. 194 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,956 - [Vehicle Passing By] - [Gunfire] 195 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:56,862 - Oh! - And here's a little something... 196 00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:59,637 I like to do on a hot day at Disneyland. 197 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:03,407 I call it spontaneous combustion. 198 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,180 [Moaning] 199 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:15,852 [Thunderclap] 200 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,862 That one always makes me thirsty. 201 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,262 - That was just great. - Yeah, that was real great. 202 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,267 - But we gotta get outta here, man. - Yeah. 203 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:28,169 - [Laughs] So what am I, a jerk? - No. 204 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:31,435 - You don't wanna be around me now, is that it? - Well... 205 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:34,272 I'm not good enough for you people? Hmm? 206 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:36,279 Come on. It's a party, right? 207 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,747 - Well, yeah. - Open the bottle. 208 00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:42,274 For my next trick, I need a volunteer. 209 00:11:51,228 --> 00:11:53,628 [Slurring] Sometimes you just gotta get in there... 210 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:56,427 - and get your hands dirty. - [Bones Crack] 211 00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:02,736 Okay, who else wants a kiss? 212 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,173 [Kissing Sounds] Kiss of death. Don't be shy. 213 00:12:06,243 --> 00:12:08,609 There's nobody left. You killed everybody. 214 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:12,046 There's nobody left. 215 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:14,050 That's awful. 216 00:12:15,786 --> 00:12:18,118 There's only one thing left to do. 217 00:12:18,188 --> 00:12:22,124 - Oh, no, please, please, no. - You said you weren't gonna kill us. 218 00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:26,962 I'm sorry. 219 00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:29,795 It is your fate. 220 00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:34,270 I have to take you... 221 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,205 on a road trip to Vegas! 222 00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:42,041 - [Screams] - Jump on the funeral train. 223 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:44,376 ♪♪ [Vocalizing Rumba Beat] 224 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,746 Couldn't you just kill us? 225 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:48,978 ♪♪ [Vocalizing Continues] 226 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:55,752 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 227 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:08,628 ♪♪ [Hip-hop Continues] 228 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,113 ♪♪ [Fades] 229 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,442 [Man] Captain's Log: Stardate, uh... [Raspberry] 230 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:36,916 Hell, I can't remember. Our five-year mission has now turned into 25. 231 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,509 We just left the Romulan galaxy... 232 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,522 and we're approaching... senility. 233 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,286 We are also being followed by an unidentified vessel... 234 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,227 which may be hostile. 235 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,129 This... entity... 236 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:56,295 this thing has been chasing us for two solar systems. 237 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,361 Mr. Sulu. 238 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,674 Establish warp speed. 239 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:08,272 And turn that blinker off. We've been turning left since Rikus Five. 240 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,613 Aye, aye, Captain. 241 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,212 - Hey, look out for that asteroid! - [Crash] 242 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,558 Damn you, Sulu! 243 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,062 Are you... blind? 244 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,598 Well, legally, sir, I am. 245 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:30,433 However, in this galaxy, I am allowed to drive to work and back. 246 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,202 Captain, my sensors tell me... 247 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,836 there's a deadly gas emanating from the engine room. 248 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,076 - Scotty. - Aye, Captain. 249 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,086 What's going on down there? 250 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,679 Captain, I've lost complete control of my bowels. 251 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,088 You should be wearing your Starfleet Depends. 252 00:14:55,162 --> 00:15:00,429 Aye, Captain, but I've sprung a leak, and I can't hold it much longer. 253 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,300 Stay where you are, Scotty, please. Spock. 254 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,171 Spock, stop wandering around and tell us who these people are. 255 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,475 Actually, Captain, it's several ships. 256 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:16,516 They're honking and yelling profanities. 257 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,051 Well, tell them to go around. 258 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,088 Well, by the way, Jim, I must remind you that as a Vulcan... 259 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,386 I must mate once every seven years in order to survive. 260 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:29,190 I've only got two days left, and, well, sir, you're starting to look good to me. 261 00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:34,827 Careful, Spock, that's how I broke my hip in the first place. 262 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,869 Captain, they're firing on us. 263 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,303 [Explosion] 264 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,671 Damn kids! 265 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,269 Uhura, try to establish communication with the attackers. 266 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,872 What did I tell you about wearing those old outfits? 267 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,679 Oh! 268 00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:55,347 So, you wanna be down with O.P.P., huh? 269 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,726 Pardon me. [Gagging] Oh, God. 270 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,195 Uhura, believe me, at this point in your life... 271 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,531 no man is bold enough to go there. 272 00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:13,596 - You didn't say that 500 light-years ago, sucker. - Shh! 273 00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:16,837 Captain, wait. I think they're trying to establish communication. 274 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,241 Screen up. Everybody, clap on. 275 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:26,282 There's nothing on the screen. 276 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:30,813 Jim, their radar has jammed our frequency. They're about to fire upon us again. 277 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,485 Mr. Sulu, get us out of here! 278 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,655 God, he's flatlining again. 279 00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,994 I told him to take the nitro pills. 280 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,368 - [Beeping] - Clear. 281 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,737 [Yells] Aye, aye, sir. 282 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,742 - [Crash] - Whoa! 283 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,410 Spock, my Vulcan friend, where are you? 284 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:59,043 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up. 285 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,451 Spock needs medical attention. 286 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,424 Bones to the Bridge. Bones to the Bridge. 287 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,896 Please do something. 288 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:18,995 Damn it, Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor. 289 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,599 Captain, sensors indicate that there are intruders onboard. 290 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:25,042 Oh, maybe it's Meals on Wheels. 291 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:29,572 I'm taking no chances this time. Establish defensive positions. 292 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,754 Okay, people, you've had your fun. 293 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,154 It's back to the Sunny Side Retirement Colony. 294 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,955 Your children have been very worried about you. 295 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,124 We're not going anywhere until we get our trip to bountiful. 296 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,293 - Right, guys? - [All] Right. 297 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,861 We're having Salisbury steak tonight. 298 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,873 With mashed potatoes? 299 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,000 And tapioca pudding. 300 00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,979 You dirty bastards! 301 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,175 - Spock, not you. - Are you kidding, Jim? It's Bingo night. 302 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,219 Besides, live long and prosper. 303 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,379 Ahh! Damn arthritis. 304 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,752 [Beeping] 305 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:21,096 Captain's Log: Stardate 2057. 306 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:25,332 I guess six sequels was not too bad for a "B" TV show... 307 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,805 that was canceled light-years ago. 308 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:33,107 I could stay and fight, but no sense beating a dead dog. 309 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,112 All right. Thank you for joining us this week. 310 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,114 We want you to make sure you're here next week. 311 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,379 We're throwing the ultimate halftime party during the Super Bowl. 312 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,920 So instead of getting up and going to the bathroom like you usually do... 313 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,922 flip that channel and join us here. 314 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,857 We're gonna have some special musical guests, all your favorite characters. 315 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,451 - It's gonna be live, so be in the house. Peace. - Show ya right. 316 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,327 Ha! 317 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:29,835 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 318 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,349 [Audience Whooping] 319 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,859 [Audience Whooping] 27068

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