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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- What?
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- How you livin'?
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ Anything you want is up to you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You for me and me for you ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ You can be anything you wanna be ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Let's take a trip and sip on a dream ♪
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♪ Glide with the guide on a funky scene ♪
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♪ Here comes another one of thosefunky, funny mo'money shows ♪
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♪ A cast for laughsand talented roles ♪
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♪ And sisters with twistersfor you been lookin', listener♪
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♪ It seems you don't believeso you can believe what I convince ya ♪
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♪ Some booty to your short and thoughtWe'll make it snappy ♪
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♪ With jokes and pokesat folks to keep you happy ♪
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♪ No need to holdyour remote control ♪
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♪ ChillThis show's got soul ♪
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♪ All aboard, all aboardThe train never troubles ♪
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♪ You'd better snuggle upcouple up ♪
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- ♪ On the double-dub-double ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ It's hard to believebut some of the best things in life are free ♪
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♪ So, fellas, grab your girlTell her that you love her♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the way you're livin'when you're livin'in living color♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, gogo, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
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[Announcer]Twentieth-Century Fox presents...
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48 Hours Again
starring Oswald Bates.
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[Gravelly Voice]
I wanna talk to you, Bates.
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Don't you knock before
"enamatizin"' a room?
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Just shut up and listen.
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One of your ex-buddies, Billy Bear,
just busted out of prison...
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and you're gonna
help me find him.
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You got no choice, convict.
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You cannot expectorate me
to digest my secretions.
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Kiss my beehive.
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Look, Bates...
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help me find him,
I'll give ya anything you want... anything!
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Just tell me what you want!
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I need to assist my penal implanter...
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and lactify my oral embankment.
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In other words...
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I need a dictionary.
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You got it, Bates.
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♪♪ [Country]
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Ever been in a country bar, Bates?
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These good ol' boys are gonna love you.
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I can fondle my own piece cool.
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Think so, convict?
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I can't wait to see it.
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Hell, I'm even gonna give you a badge.
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Your siliconic gyrations
got my delicatessen open.
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Bitch.
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- Howdy.
- Doody.
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Want do you want to drink?
A black Russian?
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- [All Laughing]
- [High-pitched Laugh]
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How'd you like me
to suppositorily tenderize your posterior?
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Not to mention your "pusterior."
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- Where's Boo-boo Bear?
- What the hell are you talking about?
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Relate the "definicious" locality
of Boo-boo Bear...
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or else be "circumvised."
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I don't have to tell you nothin'.
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On the contraire, my redneck eclair.
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I've been "pigmatized."
My colon card.
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Okay, you're a cop.
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But I can't understand you.
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What we have here
is a failure to "ejacubate."
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I don't know what you're sayin',
but I'm gonna kick your butt.
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Go, ahead.
Make my "goombag."
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[Groaning, Yelling]
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Listen up, "au-revoir-ckers."
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I'm about to fornicate
your innermost ovulations.
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We don't understand what you're saying.
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Regurgitate, or be Turtle-Wax.
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[Glass Shatters]
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Look...
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if somebody doesn't
tell him where he is...
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not only is my throat
gonna get sore...
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but he's gonna be talkin' like this
all night long.
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Please, not that.
Okay?
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Billy Bear lives next door.
Second-floor apartment.
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A'ight, Colonel Sanders.
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Remember, there's
a new "doo-shay" in town.
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[Announcer]
48 Hours Again...
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coming soon to a theater near you.
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[Announcer]He was a peace officer...
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but he wanted morethan just peace on the streets...
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he wanted peacein his eternal soul.
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Armed with only a gold badge and those stripesof gold paint down his nose, he was...
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He was the toughest copto ever hit the streets...
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whether he was walking a beator banging one out on his tambourine.
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[Gunshots Ricocheting]
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[Announcer] But one daythe tambourine stopped beating.
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Partner! No!
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Oh, my God! No!
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Why couldn't it have been me?
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Why did it have to be Rajnisattva?
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Hey, Jake.
Did you get him?
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Go ahead, kid. Run along and play.
Get outta here.
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Maybe later, Jake. But now we have to
catch the guy who shot me.
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Is that you? Rajnisattva?
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What do you think?
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It is you, little buddy!
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And, oh, yeah, my name's Timmy now.
Officer Timmy.
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Okay.
Let's go, Officer Timmy.
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- Hey! Freeze!
- [Announcer] Krishna Cop.
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Destined to be reincarnatedagain and again...
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until the city streets are finally safefor peace-loving citizens.
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Freeze!
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- He's got more soul than James Brown...
- [Gunshot]
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And more lives than Shirley MacLaine.
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Oy!
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- They say a cat has nine lives.
- [Barks]
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[Gunshot]
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Well, that's a slow day
for Krishna Cop.!
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- [Car Horn Honking]
- Kids, sounds like Dad's home.
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- Yea!
- Yea!
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[Man] Home from a long dayofhosting a popular game show...
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it's professional quizmasterand host of this household...
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Bill Benson.!
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Audience Applauding, Cheering]
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Thank you, and good evening.
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Now let's say hello to my cohost
for the last 15 years.
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She's a homemaker and a mother of two...
my wifeJanet.
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- Hi, Bill!
- [Audience Applauding]
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Janet, why don't you tell us
what's in tonight's dinner showcase?
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Tonight's dinner
prize package includes...
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an evening's supply of Rice-A-Roni,
the San Francisco treat.
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And for dessert
we'll be having Certs with Retsyn.
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That's Certs.
It's like two... two... two mints in one.
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Yummy!
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Now let's meet our two children.
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Conceived in the back seat
of a '62 Ford...
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and the reason her mother and father"had to"get married...
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[Janet Laughs]Oh, Bill.!
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Our daughter, age 15,Jenny Benson.!
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- Come on down!
- [Audience Applauding]
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Good to have you back
in the living room, Jen.
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All right, now, our next contestant...
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he doesn't like sports...
or so he says.
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But his mother and I both know he's tooembarrassed about his lack of endowment...
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to shower with the other boys.
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Our son, age 13, Chris Benson.!
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Come on down!
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[Audience Applauding]
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Okay, kids, you know the rules.
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Now let's get right to the game.
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Now, our first item...
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is a handsome ceramic table lamp.
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Janet?
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Handcrafted in Mexico...
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but destroyed by a tennis ball
here in the Benson living room.
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Once valued at $250...
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it's now completely worthless.
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Okay, contestants,
who broke the damn lamp?
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♪♪ [Countdown]
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Remember, no one eats
until they speak up.
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- Jenny.!
- It was Chris! He did it!
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Chris, I'm sorry.
I guess that makes you our big loser.
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You'll be heading upstairs to bedwithout any dinner.
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But thank you for playing with usthis evening.
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Thanks!
I really had a good time!
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All righty, then.
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- And Jenny, you'll also be going upstairs.
- But why?
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Because the password is "snitch"!
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But we have some lovelyparting gifts for you.
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Jenny, you'll be receiving
a month's supply of birth control pills...
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as well as the upstairs version
of our home game!
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Thanks!
I really enjoyed playing the game!
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Well, that's all that matters, Jenny.
Now beat it!
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Bye-bye.
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Oh, Janet, you know
what I'd like to do...
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while the kids are upstairs
in their soundproof bedrooms?
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Hmm.
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I'm gonna say...
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make whoopee?
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She said, "Make whoopee."
I said, "Fall asleep watching the ball game."
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Oh, Bill!
You never wanna do it anymore!
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Look who's talking.
You're as cold as our Frigidaire!
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And with twice the storage space!
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Watch it, Bill. I think our marriage
might be in serious Jeopardy.!
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Then I'll take " Mistresses
with Large Breasts" for 200.
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[Horn Sounding]
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You've just hit the Daily Double.
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If you answer correctly, I could win
a divorce and half your belongings.
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Here's the answer:
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Bill, she's been your lunch breakfor the last five years.
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♪♪ [Countdown]
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Who is my secretary?
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- [Bell Dinging]
- Sounds like I'm correct!
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- I'm going to kill you, you rotten bastard!
- [Laughs] Judges?
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- [Bell Dinging]
- Sounds like they're going to allow that.
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And how's she gonna kill me today?
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She's gonna do it in style with
a distinctive set of fine china from Royal Dalton.
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Royal Dalton adds a touch of elegance
to any vicious attack.
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But that's not all, Bill.
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I'll also be pummeling you with pots and pans
from Ekco Non-stick Wear.
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Ekco. Even the messiest blood
won't stick to it.
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- [Birds Twittering]
- Kids!
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And I suppose
you'll be taking the children...
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on an all-expense-paid vacation
to your mother's house.
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That's right, Bill.
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But that's not all.
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We'll be leaving you
in your brand-new car!
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[Gasps]
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Well, that's it for today's game.
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Tune in tomorrow when I'll play
with nubile young coeds...
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on The Rebound Game.
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- ♪♪ [Theme]
- [Audience Applauding]
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[Announcer] And now another episodeofThe Head Detective.
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I'm telling you, partner...
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I never thought this hard-boiled head
would ever go soft for a dame.
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But this blonde-haired, green-nosed
hot potato knocked me for a loop.
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Just look.
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Hey.
What's her name?
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Candy.
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Candy Yam.
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[Laughs]
Whoa! Look at those taters.
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Sounds like you're in love, Head.
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Love's not the word, partner.
I'm crazy, head-over-heels about her.
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I can't wait.
I'm taking her to the beach today.
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[Female Dispatcher]Car 63, we have a robbery in progress...
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at First State Bank, Fourth and Main.
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That's affirmative. All right, Head,
time to go to work. Let's roll.
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[Imitating Siren]
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[Tires Screech]
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Sorry about that.
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All right, everybody freeze!
Police!
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You folks can relax.
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- Which way did they go?
- [Stammering] I don't know. They got away.
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Damn!
That's the fifth time this week.
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Well, let's get to work.
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Oh, man, with all the questions and paperwork,
there goes my date tonight.
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All right, Head.
I'll wrap it up around here.
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- You go on.
- Really?
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You'd do that for me, partner?
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Get outta here, you knucklehead.
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- Thanks, partner!
- Have fun!
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00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:35,499
I have to tell you, honey...
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I'm really potato-whipped.
243
00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:39,503
Mm-hmm!
Wanna neck?
244
00:12:39,571 --> 00:12:42,563
- That's the same thing my doctor asked me.
- [Both Laughing]
245
00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:48,138
Hey! I'm gettin' wet!
246
00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:50,647
- All right. You positive it was a woman?
- Yes, yes.
247
00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:53,617
Okay, I'm gonna need you
to describe her, if you can.
248
00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:54,846
All right.
249
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She was very short...
about five inches.
250
00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,625
- Five inches?
- Mm-hmm.
251
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:06,757
Uh, she had a kind of a pear-shaped face
and no legs.
252
00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:09,528
- She had nice feet, though.
- Okay, nice feet.
253
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:12,536
Um, she had red hair
and a blue nose.
254
00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:17,473
Her ears were round,
and they kind of jutted out to the side.
255
00:13:17,543 --> 00:13:20,478
And she always seemed to be smiling.
256
00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:24,346
Mmm. Okay. Take a look at this
and tell me what you think.
257
00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:26,350
[Gasps]
That's her.
258
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,353
This woman has robbed five banks
in the past week.
259
00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:31,855
We can't seem to track her down.
260
00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:33,858
[Sighs]
261
00:13:33,926 --> 00:13:36,087
Hey.
Wait a minute.
262
00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:39,760
Come on.
263
00:13:39,832 --> 00:13:42,892
Hmm.
Now, if I were to do this...
264
00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:45,870
Uh-huh.
265
00:13:45,938 --> 00:13:48,702
And make that blue nose
a green one...
266
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:54,044
Oh, my God.
I've got to warn Head.
267
00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:57,640
Call the police.
Tell 'em to meet me at the beach district.
268
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:01,177
[Both Laughing]
269
00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:05,920
I just have to go powder my nose
and put on my face.
270
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,788
See ya in a second.
271
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,192
Okay, cutie pie.
I'll be right here.
272
00:14:13,365 --> 00:14:15,663
[Thud]
273
00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:20,000
Head. Head. Thank God I found you.I've been looking all over for you.
274
00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,006
What are you doing here?
275
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,008
I got some bad news, Head.
276
00:14:24,076 --> 00:14:26,067
Our bank robber...
277
00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:29,413
It's Candy.
278
00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:31,415
Oh, God!
279
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:33,747
I'm sorry, pal.
280
00:14:33,819 --> 00:14:36,253
I didn't want to have to
break it to you like this.
281
00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:39,256
- [Candy] Okay, this is a stick-up.!
- Candy!
282
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:42,088
Well, pal, I guess it's time for us
to peel that potato.
283
00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:43,753
Come on!
284
00:14:43,829 --> 00:14:47,697
Hurry it up,
before I lose my stuffin'!
285
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,700
All right, police! Freeze!
286
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:52,828
Put the gun down, Mrs. Yam.
Those gorgeous eyes don't faze me.
287
00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:57,171
No, don't shoot, man.Candy, let me talk to ya.
288
00:14:57,242 --> 00:15:00,678
Okay, you can come, Head.
289
00:15:00,746 --> 00:15:04,147
But the copper with the gun stays put!
290
00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,150
You sure you know
what you're doing, partner?
291
00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:08,152
Trust me, man.
292
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,154
This potato seems like
she got a chip on her shoulder.
293
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:11,814
Set me down nice and easy.
294
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:15,121
You heard me.
Back off, copper!
295
00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:18,288
- Oh, Candy. Why didn't you tell me?
- I tried.
296
00:15:18,363 --> 00:15:23,164
But every time I opened my mouth
it just came out half-baked.
297
00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:28,798
Gee, I always dreamed of the two of us
in a little house with a white picket fence...
298
00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:32,275
maybe a couple of tater tots
running around.
299
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:37,281
You got under my skin.
That's more than anyone else ever did.
300
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,283
Take care of yourself...
301
00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:41,319
you big lunkhead.
302
00:15:41,386 --> 00:15:43,946
Candy, stop.
Candy... No!
303
00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:46,047
- Aaah!
- [Splash]
304
00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:56,300
[Weeping]
I loved her, man.
305
00:15:56,368 --> 00:15:58,302
I really loved her.
306
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,304
Aw, forget it, Head.
307
00:16:00,372 --> 00:16:02,237
This is Burgertown.
308
00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:05,765
Not her eyes...
You're eating her eyes.
309
00:16:10,048 --> 00:16:14,041
[Announcer] This has beenanother episode ofThe Head Detective.
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00:16:17,256 --> 00:16:20,692
This young lady was the first artist
to perform on In Living Color...
311
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,693
and we're delighted to have her back.
312
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:26,128
You can currently catch her act
as one of the stars of House Party 2.
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00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:29,065
Please welcome Tommy Boy recording artist
Queen Latifah.
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[Audience Cheering, Applauding]
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♪♪ [Queen Latifah Rapping]
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♪♪ [Rapping Continues]
317
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♪♪ [Continues]
318
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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