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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from meIt's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ And how would you feel knowingprejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind dancedto the exact beat ♪
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- ♪ And at night it was safeto walk down the street ♪
- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody hereis equally kind ♪
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♪ Everybody, everybodyeverybody, everybody ♪
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- ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yoursand what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can walk on the moonFloat like a balloon ♪
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♪ You see, it's never too lateand it's never too soon ♪
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- ♪ Take it from meIt's a'ight to be ♪- ♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna doin living color♪♪
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[Audience Applauding, Cheering]
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[Imitating Sugar Ray Leonard]
All these guys are bums.
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He'll wanna feel you out,
see what you got.
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[Imitating Muhammad Ali]
He's got just one thing on his mind.
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He's gonna wanna put you
on your back right away.
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[Imitating Mike Tyson]
That's right. So what I want you to do...
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is when you're both in close
and you're hot and sweaty...
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I want you to throw it in his third rib.
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You push that in there, it pushes all the bile
out of the body right onto the floor.
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But, Dads, it's just a date.
Do I have to wear these gloves?
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Oh, darlin', but it goes so nice
with the mouthpiece we got you.
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[Announcer] At first,there was Three Champs and a Baby.
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Now, Touch-tone Pictures presents:
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Now, remember, no contact below the belt.
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That's right.
Let's get these up there.
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- Oh, Dad.
- Now, do you remember what I told ya?
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- No, Dad.
- Well, neither do I...
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but just in case...
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He may be pretty. He may have zits.
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Whatever you do, don't let him touch, uh...
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like a bee.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You know, you look pretty ecstatic, darlin'.
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Thanks.
Oh, I think I might need some money, Dad.
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Oh, that's fine.
All pretty girls need money.
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How much you need, darlin'?
10, 20, 30,000?
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- Here. Take it all. Here. Take the watch.
- Oh.
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Take the deed to the house. Take it all.
Just get your baldheaded mother
away from me!
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- Mike! Mike!
- Michael! Michael!
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- It's over now.
- Ohhh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I had a lithium flashback. I'm all right.
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- It's okay, Dad.
- No, darlin'. That was pretty ludicrous.
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Hey, "ludicrous."
That's a pretty big word.
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[Chuckles]
Yeah.
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I remember the first time I fell in love.
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It was right after a big fight.
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I looked down and saw one of
the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen,
and it winked at me.
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Then I picked it up
and put it back in its socket.
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Hey. You know, I remember my first date.
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- [Together] You do?
- No, I don't.
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Well, anyway, darlin', just remember...
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if you have any problems, just call the house.
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I'll hop in the Mercedes. I'll drive right...
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- No!
- No! No, no!
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[Fight Bell Clangs]
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- Dad! Doorbell.
- [Giggles]
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That's pretty funny, Ali.
Pretty funny.
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[Giggling]
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Dad, Dad, Dad...
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this is my date,
Gerry Cooney, Jr.
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Yeah. How you doing, kid?
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- Oh, geez!
- Like father, like son.
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- Gerry Cooney.
- Easy, easy, easy.
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Easy. Put your arm over here.
Put your arm around him.
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- There you go.
- All right.
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- Good-bye, young people. Have a good time.
- Good-bye, Dads.
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- You kids have fun.
- Okay.
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Have fun.
Say hello to your dad for me.
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Geez. Boy, her first date, guys.
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- Mm.
- I don't know if I'm ecstatic or ludicrous.
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Why don't we just fight another round,
Mike?
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- All right. I tell you what,
you guess who I am this time, all right?
- All right.
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All right. Check it out now.
We're in the second round, all right?
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Hit me with a right hand real soft.
Boom!
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I'm down.
"Hey! Where's my $22 million?"
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- Buster Douglas!
- [Giggling] That's right!
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[Announcer]
Three Champs and a Little Lady.
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Coming to a theater near you.
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[Man] KYYTnow presentsa minority affairs program, Black Like You.
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Here are your hosts,Tom and Tom...
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the Brothers Brothers.
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[Applause]
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All righty! Why, thank you.
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- How are ya? I'm Tom.
- Howdy.
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We're delighted to host
this very worthwhile show.
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- What do you say, Tom?
- That's right, Tom.
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In fact, we've written
a very special song just for this show.
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- Well, let's kick it off, brother.
- Shall we?
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♪♪ [Folk]
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♪ Problems and blacks
seem to go hand in hand ♪
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♪ Wherever they roam
in this glorious land ♪
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♪ We'll help them with customs
We'll help them with laws ♪
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♪ And we'll try to solve
all the problems they cause ♪♪
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- All righty.
- [Cheering]
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- [Laughs]
- Oh, stop it. Stop it!
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All righty. Well, let's
get started, shall we?
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Yes, we certainly shall.
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Today's guest is a young man
who says he was sent to prison
for a crime he didn't commit.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, let's meet him anyway.
Say hello to Mr. Rajeem Carter.
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Come on out, Rajeem.
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What's happening, brothers?
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Is that some sort of
karate move there?
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Well, what's happening
is we're doing a show.
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So, I mean, let's just
cut right to the chase, Raj.
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- Right to it.
- Yeah. What is your beef?
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All right, first of all,
I want to say how glad I am...
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that there's finally a show where
we brothers can discuss things.
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- Oh, your brother's here?
Where's your brother?
- Bring your brother out.
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- Come on out here.
- I didn't see him backstage.
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Yo, yo, man, yo!
I'm talking about us three brothers.
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I think you're kind of confused.
We're the Brothers Brothers.
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You're a black guy who came
to complain about something.
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Man, I'm not here complaining, see.
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I just want people to know
how the Man screwed me up.
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- The man? What man?
- The man? What man?
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You know, the Man...
Mr. Charlie, Bobo.
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His legal system
has railroaded me, brother.
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Well, there's your problem.
Mr. Charlie Bobo's legal firm...
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hardly sounds like
a reputable one to me.
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I mean, never trust a manwith the last name "Bobo."
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I mean, would you buy a home
from Louie Bobo?
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I sure wouldn't.
[Laughing]
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Say what?
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- What.
- What.
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Y'all don't even understand, man.
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The police arrested me for no reason.
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- Come on!
- Oh, come on. The police don't do that.
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They're your friends.
They're here to protect and serve.
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Well, my friends dragged me
out my crib butt naked.
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Well, gosh darn it,
what the heck were you doing...
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butt naked in the baby's crib?
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Man, don't y'all understand?
Man, I went to prison for eight years...
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and the only thing I learned
was how to resole shoes.
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Well, gosh darn it, you should be
darn happy that you learned a trade.
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- You're darn tootin'.
- A trade?
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Man, nobody wants to get
their shoes resoled anymore.
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- That's not true.
- Well, heck, I've got a few pair backstage.
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You can start on them
right after the show.
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You can even shine 'em for me.
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[Brothers Laughing]
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Shine shoes? Now, what kind
of a Tom do you think I am?
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- There you go again.
- I think he's confused. We're the Toms.
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- You're the angry black guy.
- Right.
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You got that right.
You're the biggest Toms I ever seen.
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- Why, thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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I've been working out
a little at the gym.
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- Well, actually,
Tom Brokaw is bigger than us.
- Yeah, he is.
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I guess it's obvious.
Y'all guys, you can't relate to this at all.
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Man, I suffered in the joint.
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Hey, hey, hey! You don't give us
that doohickey nonsense, mister.
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- That's right. I'll say "doohickey" again...
- Hey, Tom, take it easy.
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'Cause I'm outraged!
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Doohickey, darn it, heck!
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Now, I want you to know
suffering, mister.
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When you talk to Tom and Tom,
we know suffering.
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Tell him about the time
in Tahoe, mister.
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We flew to Tahoe for
a work engagement, mind you.
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We had reservations,
a confirmation number and got there...
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and only one of our rooms
were available.
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- We had to share it.
- And needless to say...
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that we were pretty upset
behind that.
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I had to call my mom.
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Lucky it was a suite, huh?
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Y'all don't even know
what time it is, do you?
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- Sure I do. 7:25.
- Sure I do. 7:25.
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I guess you're on C.P. Time.
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- [Laughing]
- Can we get away with that?
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So I suppose y'all think I'm supposed
to just move out into the suburbs, man...
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get a nose job,
marry some white woman...
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buy a BMW
and just totally sell out, right?
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- That's the spirit!
- Yeah. Maybe you want
to put a brim on that hat.
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Forget y'all!
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Well, I guess we showed him how to
look at things on the brighter side.
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I think we certainly have.
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- Tell you what, why don't we
sing a song about it?
- All righty, brother.
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And you know
I mean fraternal.
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♪♪ [Folk]
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♪ When you're in trouble
just call 911 ♪
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♪ And right to your doorstep
the police will run ♪
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♪ But if they should cuff you
and give you a smack ♪
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♪ It's because
you're guilty ♪
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♪ Not 'cause you're black ♪♪
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- Good-bye.
- Good night, everybody.
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Babaloo!
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- ♪♪ [Drums]- [Elephant Trumpets]
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[All Murmuring]
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Greetings.
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I'm Margaret Linsford-Hall,
and this is my interpreter Mr. Mbutu.
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[Interpreting In Naganawanese]
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...Margaret Linsford-Hall...
bung-tanga-ndosilleh.!
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President Bush has seen fit
to appoint me ambassador...
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to your little nation...
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rather than sending me to Majorca,
as I had expected.
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[Translating]
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I didn't know what to expect, based on
the briefing I received in Washington...
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but I find your little country
really rather quaint...
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in a Third World sort of way.
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[Chattering, Laughing]
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Uh, we have much
to offer your country...
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in terms of agricultural assistance
and hunger relief.
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[Murmuring, Groaning]
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L-I'm very sorry that
I don't speak your language...
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but Mr. Mbutu has been so kind
as to teach me a phrase to close with.
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Um...
[Speaking Naganawanese]
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Jum bakoo, bare booty...
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cum bwee-bwee...
[Clicks Tongue]
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Uh, bango-bango.
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[Shouting, Cheering]
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♪♪ [Hip Hop]
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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to
the Homeboy No-Money-Down Seminar.
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That's right. We gonna teach you how to
get paid with absolutely no money down.
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That's right.
I'm Willis, 'dis da Iceman.
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- Chillin'!
- Yo, our secret to success...
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is right here
in our new little booklet,
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How To Make Mo'MoneyWithout Using Yo'Money.
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Might well you ask,
"Whose money should I use?"
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Who got more money then
they know what to do with?
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- The Gub-ment.
- That's right.
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And in part one of our booklet,
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we gonna show you how to use that money
from the government.
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For example, did you know...
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that food stamps cannot be used
to buy alcoholic beverages?
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Hmm. But how could I use that knowledge
to work for me?
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I'm glad that you asked.
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Let's look at the chart.
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I go into a store and purchase
a pack of beer for, let's say, $3.99.
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Or even less,
depending on the security system.
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And I trade it
to some unscrupulous individual,
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such as this man right here.
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For, let's say,
$40-50 worth of food stamps.
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- Uh-huh.
- Now, he's easy to find.
He might even be in your family.
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And I take that money, and I find
a little fat lady named LaQuita...
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with about 15 children,
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and I trade it to her for $25.
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What does that equal?
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Yo, here goes one of
our many success stories.
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Anton "Boom Boom"Geno.
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$45,000 in three weeks.
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Luther "Big Head"Jones.
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$ 123,000 in six months.
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Yo, our Mo' Money Seminar...
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will teach you how to get over
like Rover the Casanova.
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That's right.
And in part three,
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we gonna show you
how to dress for success.
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Like, check out my man Willis here.
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I know you're saying
he looks pretty fly like it is,
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but add this little
accessory right here...
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Now he's got a look most businessmen
just can't seem to say "No" to.
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That's right. But wait.
Hol-Hol-Hold on.
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- You say, "Yo, homeboy."
- What?
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- "Yo, homeboy."
- "What?"
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- You drive a big Mercedes.
- Yes, I do.
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How can I drive
a big, crazy Mercedes too?
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Well, that's easy.
If you act now,
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we gonna send you
our exclusive Mo' Money Valet Kit.
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You just find yourself
a nice, fancy restaurant,
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stand in front,
throw on this red jacket,
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hold up this here sign,
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and you'll be amazed
at how many people just walk up...
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and give you a luxury car.
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Yo, some of them will even tip you
before turning over the keys.
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- [Pounding]- [Man] FBI.! Open up in there.!
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Yo. You know what that means.
We're moving locations.
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That's right. Yo, people are just banging on
the doors trying to get into on our seminars.
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So just send $50 to the Homeboys
care of this station.
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- See you next time.
- Peace.
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[Pounding Continues]
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- [Audience Cheering]
- Thank you very much. We'll see you next week.
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Takin' us home tonight...
on theJ MJ label...
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The Afros.
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- [Woman] Yeah.!- ♪♪ [Reverb]
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♪♪ [Reggae]
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- Special request to all
the people around the world.
- Yes!
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Black, purple and green,
boy and girl.
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This style our "rude boy" style.
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Love and unity we are needin'
for the '90s.
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You no see?
Do it, star!
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♪♪ [Singing Reggae]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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