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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:06,055 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:07,061 --> 00:00:09,188 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,263 --> 00:00:11,823 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,130 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:19,195 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,468 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,010 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:27,639 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,809 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,885 --> 00:00:33,012 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,885 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:39,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,117 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,430 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,160 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:52,399 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,668 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,176 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:59,178 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,977 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,348 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,580 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:13,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:15,391 ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:15,463 --> 00:01:17,658 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 26 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:19,666 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,725 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:25,670 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:31,201 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 30 00:01:31,278 --> 00:01:34,543 [Audience Applauding, Cheering] 31 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:38,016 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenan Ivory Wayans. 32 00:01:38,085 --> 00:01:40,713 [Applause Continues] 33 00:01:45,693 --> 00:01:47,684 Thank you. 34 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:52,065 See... 35 00:01:56,404 --> 00:01:59,601 That's what happens when you bring your family to the show. 36 00:01:59,674 --> 00:02:03,940 So that's my trick. Just load 'em up with Wayans, I get the applause of life. 37 00:02:04,011 --> 00:02:07,105 Uh, welcome to another edition of the show. 38 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:10,617 You know, we poke fun at a lot of groups here on In Living Color. 39 00:02:10,685 --> 00:02:14,644 We always get letters, people wondering, " How do you decide which groups you're gonna make fun of?" 40 00:02:14,722 --> 00:02:17,384 So what I decided to do is show you what the process is. 41 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,393 With the help of the Fly Girls, we'll show you how we pick. 42 00:02:20,461 --> 00:02:23,396 Come on, ladies. Help me out. Bring in our wheel. 43 00:02:28,202 --> 00:02:31,638 See, by spinning our little comedy wheel of race right here... 44 00:02:31,706 --> 00:02:34,675 it lets us see who we're gonna make fun of each week. 45 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:37,006 So, Dee, let's give it a spin, huh? 46 00:02:50,558 --> 00:02:54,153 You know, it's pretty unbelievable. 47 00:02:54,228 --> 00:02:57,129 This seems to come up every week. 48 00:02:57,198 --> 00:02:59,928 Anyway... [Laughs] 49 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,434 Let's get on with the show. Kick it! 50 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:07,433 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 51 00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:10,773 ♪ In living color♪ 52 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:14,110 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 53 00:03:14,181 --> 00:03:16,513 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪♪ 54 00:03:18,352 --> 00:03:22,982 [Man] And now another episode ofThe Head Detective. 55 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:37,769 All right. All right. Shh. Wait. All right. Look. 56 00:03:37,838 --> 00:03:41,296 Remember, we're supposed to be undercover. 57 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:44,776 Here. Sit right there. I'm gonna put your disguise on. 58 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:48,474 Wouldn't want anybody to recognize you. It could blow the whole operation. 59 00:03:50,217 --> 00:03:54,551 Ahem. Barkeep, let me have a scotch and soda... shaken, not stirred. 60 00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:57,147 Comin' right up. 61 00:04:01,829 --> 00:04:04,093 Oh! 62 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:08,462 ♪♪ [Wolf Whistles] 63 00:04:08,536 --> 00:04:10,800 Hey, partner, check out the chick. 64 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:14,500 Whew. Put me on the ground for a second, will ya? 65 00:04:14,575 --> 00:04:16,509 Go easy on her, Head. 66 00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:18,772 [Grunts] 67 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:28,349 [Head] Say, luscious, can I buy you a drink? 68 00:04:28,422 --> 00:04:30,947 - Who said that? - Uh, down here. 69 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,393 Hi, angel. 70 00:04:34,461 --> 00:04:38,625 You know, it's moments like this when bein' short has its advantages. 71 00:04:38,699 --> 00:04:40,633 - [Laughs] - Bug off, Head. 72 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:43,932 I don't date cops. 73 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:46,165 And let me tell you something. 74 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,209 Don't you ever, ever, ever... 75 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:53,645 Iook up a lady's dress again unless she asks you to. 76 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:55,682 Understand? 77 00:04:58,018 --> 00:05:00,384 She wants me. 78 00:05:02,656 --> 00:05:05,591 All right. Forget about her. Remember, we're on a case. 79 00:05:05,659 --> 00:05:08,355 Come on. Let's go check out that bowling alley. 80 00:05:08,429 --> 00:05:11,421 - Leave a little crack so I can breathe. - Will you shut up! 81 00:05:18,672 --> 00:05:21,971 Damn! That's the fourth split tonight! 82 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:25,375 Hey, that's the way the ball bounces. 83 00:05:25,446 --> 00:05:28,142 [Muffled Muttering] 84 00:05:31,185 --> 00:05:34,712 Hey, hey! That's my partner you're bowling with! 85 00:05:34,788 --> 00:05:36,153 Head! 86 00:05:36,223 --> 00:05:39,454 I think I know why you're getting so many splits. 87 00:05:39,526 --> 00:05:42,017 These pins are loaded with cocaine. 88 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:44,997 Hey.! Hey, get that guy.! 89 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:46,999 [Yelps] 90 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:50,059 Don't anybody follow me, or I swear I'll put her away. 91 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:52,503 [Woman Screams] 92 00:05:59,546 --> 00:06:01,411 Stop it! 93 00:06:02,816 --> 00:06:05,148 I think I better go for backup, Head. 94 00:06:05,219 --> 00:06:07,653 He's gettin' too far away. They're goin' for the roof. 95 00:06:07,721 --> 00:06:10,383 No. Remember when we played high school football? 96 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,755 The big game? Fourth quarter? Last play? 97 00:06:12,826 --> 00:06:14,760 Little Nuggets down by two? 98 00:06:14,828 --> 00:06:16,853 Head, you're not sayin' what I think you're sayin'. 99 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:18,865 Kick me at him. 100 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:21,163 - Head! - Just do it, damn it! 101 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:26,936 Hey, Head. I think you forgot to put your shorts on, man. 102 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,202 I knew I felt a draft. 103 00:06:32,212 --> 00:06:34,112 [Screaming] 104 00:06:34,181 --> 00:06:36,649 - Freeze, maggot! - All right, Head. 105 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:39,379 - Just don't hit me. - Shut up! 106 00:06:39,453 --> 00:06:43,116 Whoo-hoo-hoo! All right, Head! 107 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:48,127 [Man] This has been another episode ofThe Head Detective. 108 00:06:56,036 --> 00:07:01,167 [Man] And now, The Adventures of Handi-Man! 109 00:07:15,556 --> 00:07:19,583 Handi-Man. Always saving the day. 110 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:22,686 Always helping the handicapped. 111 00:07:22,763 --> 00:07:26,927 How I hate the handicapped! 112 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:31,028 Those phy... phy... 113 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:34,165 physically challenged. 114 00:07:34,241 --> 00:07:38,109 Well, I shall challenge them all. 115 00:07:38,178 --> 00:07:41,511 I, Dr. Naughty... 116 00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:44,608 shall destroy Handi-Man and his entire disabled army... 117 00:07:44,685 --> 00:07:46,880 with my newest invention... 118 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:50,516 the handi-droid. 119 00:07:51,825 --> 00:07:54,658 [Sinister Laughing] 120 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:00,762 Stand up, my pet. 121 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:03,928 Yes, master. 122 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:06,404 Let's test your strength. 123 00:08:08,475 --> 00:08:11,137 Excellent. Excellent! 124 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,577 You are ready. 125 00:08:13,647 --> 00:08:17,242 Now, what are you going to do? 126 00:08:17,317 --> 00:08:19,581 Ruin Handi-Man. 127 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:22,349 Good. Good. 128 00:08:22,423 --> 00:08:24,755 And how are you going to do it? 129 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:27,225 Wreak havoc on the city. 130 00:08:27,294 --> 00:08:29,421 [Laughing] Yes. Yes! 131 00:08:29,496 --> 00:08:33,455 Now, go! Go. 132 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:38,329 [Laughing Continues] 133 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,607 Hiya, Handi-Man. Checkin' out the vault? 134 00:08:49,683 --> 00:08:52,151 Lots of dimes in there, thanks to you. 135 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:56,280 I've come to make a withdrawal. 136 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:59,553 Oh, you can't go... Wait. You can't go in there. 137 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,390 [Gunshots] 138 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:31,223 Not now, Jim! 139 00:09:33,627 --> 00:09:35,561 Excuse me. 140 00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:39,429 - Here's your mail, Mrs. Dane. - Thank you, Mr. Bent. 141 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,230 - Please, call me Clark. - All right. 142 00:09:42,302 --> 00:09:46,602 Say, Lois, you think maybe you and I could go out to dinner tonight? 143 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,369 Oh, I'd love to, Clark, but I can't tonight. 144 00:09:49,443 --> 00:09:52,935 Perhaps you haven't heard. Handi-Man's turned to a life of crime. 145 00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:55,811 - I've got to go. - What about a cup of water by the cooler? 146 00:09:55,883 --> 00:10:00,343 Well, this can only be the work of the evil Dr. Naughty. 147 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:03,355 Looks like a job for Handi-Man. 148 00:10:06,493 --> 00:10:09,428 [Clattering] 149 00:10:14,801 --> 00:10:17,031 Up, up and away! 150 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:34,987 $173,999.10. 151 00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:39,856 - $173,999.20... - Okay, Dr. Naughty. The gig is up. 152 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:42,361 Why are you trying to destroy my name? 153 00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:46,763 A long time ago, I got a ticket for parking in a handicapped zone. 154 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:50,894 I have committed my life to destroying the phy... 155 00:10:50,971 --> 00:10:54,634 phy... physically challenged. 156 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:57,643 Well, now it's time someone stopped you. 157 00:10:57,711 --> 00:11:01,772 Handi-Man, let me introduce you... 158 00:11:01,848 --> 00:11:03,941 to your death! 159 00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:08,713 - Seize him! - Yes, master. 160 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:11,280 Let's get busy. 161 00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:13,485 Stick and jab. Stick and jab. 162 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,393 [Both Grunting] 163 00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:21,090 [Groaning] 164 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:24,569 You have ruined my creation! 165 00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:27,835 I'll get you, Handi-Man! 166 00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:31,036 Tell it to the judge. Take him away, fellas. 167 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:33,045 - Okay, Handi-Man. - It's great to have you back. 168 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,047 Yeah. We thought you were gone for good. 169 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:37,948 Never underestimate the powers of the handicapped. 170 00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:41,044 - [Both Officers] We won't. - [Blows Raspberry] 171 00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:45,319 Up, up and away! 172 00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:52,227 - Oh, hi, Clark. - Hi, Lois. 173 00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:54,927 "Handi-Man Redeemed." What a great story. 174 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,470 Too bad you couldn't have been there. 175 00:11:57,537 --> 00:12:00,438 - Well, I must've overslept. - Handi-Man! 176 00:12:00,507 --> 00:12:03,670 Oh, I mean... Clark. 177 00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:05,905 Come to think of it... 178 00:12:05,979 --> 00:12:10,416 why is it that whenever Handi-Man's around, you seem to disappear? 179 00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:14,045 Could it be that... [Laughs] 180 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:16,055 No. 181 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:39,773 [Man] The Adventures of Handi-Man! 182 00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:47,389 So in conclusion, before the ladies and gentlemen of the jury pass judgment... 183 00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:49,791 consider this. 184 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:53,161 My client was sleepwalking. 185 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,065 Yes, sleepwalking. 186 00:12:57,603 --> 00:12:59,468 The defense rests. 187 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,138 Is the prosecution ready to cross-examine? 188 00:13:06,211 --> 00:13:09,112 Who is the prosecutor in this case? 189 00:13:09,181 --> 00:13:12,981 Uh, Your Honor, that would be... 190 00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:18,489 Arsenio-o-o-o... 191 00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:21,754 Hall.! 192 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:24,625 [Cheering] 193 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:27,756 ♪♪ [Funky Rock] 194 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,811 - [Laughs] - Yeah! My bailiff. 195 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,814 Give it up. Yes. 196 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:47,318 And these... these are people too stupid to get out of jury duty. 197 00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:49,445 - Give it up. Yeah. - [Whooping] 198 00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:51,716 They know they're dumb. They know they're dumb. Yeah. 199 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:57,320 Mr. Hall, proceed with your prosecution. 200 00:13:57,396 --> 00:14:00,160 Oh, yes, Your Honor. That's what I'm gonna do. 201 00:14:00,232 --> 00:14:02,097 I'm gonna get to the bottom of things. 202 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,068 Did you see what I did to Vanilla Ice? That's what I do. 203 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,697 - I get to the bottom of things. - [Cheering] 204 00:14:07,773 --> 00:14:10,435 Yes. Yes. 205 00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:16,211 Now, with no further ado, I'd like to bring on my first witness. 206 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:20,877 He's a very talented man. He's assaulted 57 women... 207 00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:24,582 and then showed an indifference for human life and property. 208 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:29,855 So please give a big round of applause to Mr. Rooow-land Biggs! 209 00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,896 Give it up. 210 00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:34,899 - ♪♪ [Funk] - Rowland.! 211 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,535 Have a seat, Rowland. 212 00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:41,937 Give it up. Yeah. 213 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,168 Oh, yeah. 214 00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:47,177 Let's get right into it, Rowland. 215 00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:50,612 Now, your picture is up all over the post office. 216 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,583 You're on the F.B.I.'s Top Ten list... 217 00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:55,745 two years in a row. 218 00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:58,016 What the court would like to know is... 219 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,285 has celebrity life changed you? 220 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,987 What? 221 00:15:03,061 --> 00:15:06,053 What was it like before all the fame? 222 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,833 I was locked in the closet most of my life. 223 00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:13,871 - I was abused as a child. - [Laughs] 224 00:15:13,939 --> 00:15:17,102 One time, my mother held me underwater for about four and a half minutes. 225 00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:20,975 - [Laughing Continues] - My father used to use me as an ashtray! 226 00:15:23,515 --> 00:15:26,484 Mr. Hall, what do you find so amusing? 227 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,749 Oh, nothing. Just a little joke me and Whitney shared about Eddie Murphy. 228 00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:33,290 Objection! What is this, Your Honor? 229 00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:35,485 Sustained. Mr. Hall! 230 00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,493 Now, I haven't read the deposition... 231 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:43,193 but my people tell me that you used exhibit "A"... 232 00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,964 to assault all 57 of your victims. 233 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:50,475 Will the jury please note, exhibit "A" is a heavy, blunt instrument. 234 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,772 Do you work out, man? 235 00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,278 'Cause this ain't no sissy murder weapon. 236 00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:57,577 There here is one bad mama jama. 237 00:15:57,649 --> 00:16:01,517 Look like one of them brontosaurus ribs from The Flintstones. 238 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,283 Now, why did Fred always put the ribs in the back of the car... 239 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:07,655 when he knew it was gonna tip over? 240 00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,320 Wilma! Wilma! 241 00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:12,829 Your Honor, that is immaterial! 242 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:17,164 Mr. Hall, unless there is someone else you would like to call to the stand... 243 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:19,499 I suggest you wrap this up. 244 00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:22,131 Very well, Your Honor. Fair enough. 245 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,233 A surprise guest tonight: Mr. Eddie Murphy! 246 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:28,074 - Come on down, Eddie! - [Cheering] 247 00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,512 [Whooping] 248 00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:33,710 I fail to see how this relates. 249 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,719 Oh, it doesn't, Your Honor. 250 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:40,019 It's just that it's sweeps week, and it would be nice to have Eddie in the court. 251 00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:43,755 Now, you know, me and Eddie are best friends... 252 00:16:43,829 --> 00:16:46,229 and we made a pact before we got famous: 253 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:48,528 Never let a woman come between us. 254 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,296 And you are one fine, bad mama jama. 255 00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:54,532 - Mr. Prosecutor... - Oh, I'd pour barbecue sauce all over you... 256 00:16:54,606 --> 00:16:57,803 - and work you like a rib. - Mr. Prosecutor! 257 00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:02,939 - Yes! - Make your closing statements before I find you in contempt. 258 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:06,541 Very well. Will the jury please note... 259 00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:08,711 she is fine. 260 00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:11,688 Yes, if Eddie was here, he'd steal her for himself. 261 00:17:11,757 --> 00:17:14,191 Yes. [Giggles] 262 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:19,390 Now, you've heard some very compelling arguments tonight on both sides of the issue. 263 00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:21,728 "Compelling." That's a very big word. 264 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,827 I know a lot of brothers are sittin' there goin', "What's he talkin' about, man?" 265 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:28,771 Anyway, a man's life hangs in the balance. 266 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:33,641 With that in mind, have you ever noticed how white people sit in a jury... 267 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,646 very attentive, sittin' there goin'... 268 00:17:35,714 --> 00:17:39,810 "I wonder if he's guilty or innocent. I wish they'd hurry. I have a job to go to." 269 00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:42,445 Brothers be sittin' there goin', " Say, man. 270 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:46,787 "They payin' me $12.85 plus gas. 271 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,794 I'm stayin' all day. Maybe he is; maybe he ain't." 272 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,856 They're not jokes, folks. 273 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:58,869 - Just a little somethin' to make you say "hmm." - [Audience] Hmm. 274 00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:02,373 And on that, the prosecution rests. 275 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,603 This has been a total travesty ofjustice. 276 00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:07,907 Oh, she is fine. 277 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:11,779 Let's not forget to give a big round of applause... 278 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,284 to the main man of the night himself. 279 00:18:14,352 --> 00:18:19,085 I want you to give it up like you got a boiled egg and a glass of water in your stomach loud. 280 00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:22,354 Mr. Rowland Biggs. Come on. Give it up for Rowland. 281 00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:26,124 - [Cheering] - Ah, Rowland! 282 00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:30,862 - [Cheering Continues] - Come back anytime, Rowland. 283 00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:35,128 Has the jury reached a decision? 284 00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:37,937 Yes, we have, Your Honor. 285 00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,944 And although we personally find Mr. Biggs here... 286 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,742 guilty beyond any shadow of a doubt... 287 00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:48,047 there was no evidence presented in this courtroom of that nature. 288 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:53,557 So therefore we, the jury, find the defendant not guilty. 289 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:57,994 [Cheering, Whooping] 290 00:18:58,063 --> 00:19:00,657 - [Whistling] - Rowland! 291 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:04,828 But you just set free the second-most-wanted criminal in America! 292 00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:07,997 Strive to be number one, Rowland. Yes! 293 00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:12,669 And on that, I want my man, the king of funk... 294 00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:16,271 to take us home with some of that nasty, old left-over... 295 00:19:16,348 --> 00:19:20,444 lint-in-your-belly-button, didn't-check-between-your-toes funk! Kick it! 296 00:19:20,518 --> 00:19:24,614 ♪♪ [Funk] 297 00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:41,061 Well, tonight we have a very special guest... 298 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:45,838 well, two very special guests... that I'm really honored to have on the show. 299 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:48,903 Many things have been said about them... 300 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,381 but what I'd like to say is that they are the premiere group of rap... 301 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,680 that the boldness in their lyrics... 302 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:57,688 the level of consciousness that they have brought to their music... 303 00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,520 has totally redefined the level of excellence of rap. 304 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:03,186 So with no further adieu, I'd like to bring to you... 305 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,320 Off the label DefJam Records... 306 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:08,389 here's Public Enemy and Ice Cube! 307 00:20:08,466 --> 00:20:10,491 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 308 00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:12,832 Oh, yeah, in the house. You know we got Ice Cube. 309 00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:14,895 And you know that I'm down with the P.E. 310 00:20:14,973 --> 00:20:17,407 Hey, yo, Chuck, why don't you kick it to 'em one time, G. 311 00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:21,411 ♪ No war for all. I got a letter from the government the other day ♪ 312 00:20:21,479 --> 00:20:24,471 ♪ I opened and read it It said they was suckers ♪ 313 00:20:24,549 --> 00:20:26,881 ♪ They wanted me for the army or whatever ♪ 314 00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:29,614 ♪ Picture me giving a damn I said never ♪ 315 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,883 - ♪ Terminator X ♪ - ♪ Come on, y'all. Let's rock the house ♪ 316 00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:35,415 - ♪ From Terminator X in the valley of the cheap beats ♪ - ♪ Pump it up, y'all ♪ 317 00:20:35,493 --> 00:20:37,984 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Yo, Chuck Ki-Kick, k-k-kick it ♪ 318 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:41,032 ♪ I try to teach and reach I drop bombs with a little flow ♪ 319 00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:43,033 ♪ Rippin' 'em back when I say yo ♪ 320 00:20:43,101 --> 00:20:45,126 ♪ If you can't get Don't sit, get up ♪ 321 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,637 ♪ As the world turns some sucker learns ♪ 322 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,970 ♪ As one quits, another hit Ain't this a trip ♪ 323 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,134 ♪ That's why I'm known as strong upon the microphone ♪ 324 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,802 ♪ And then they try to hang me dry ♪ 325 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,938 ♪ But then it's do or die when they don't give you a reason why ♪ 326 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,983 ♪ They be sweatin', forgettin' they appointed us ♪ 327 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,848 ♪ Damn disgusting They be tearin' up the joint ♪ 328 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,650 ♪ If there wasn't music to use on a flex and go stylin' ♪ 329 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,089 ♪ Terminator X buck wildin' ♪ 330 00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:10,252 ♪ That's right, y'all We're gonna fight the power ♪ 331 00:21:10,328 --> 00:21:12,558 ♪ 1991, no war for all Come on ♪ 332 00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,598 - ♪ Kick it ♪ - ♪ Come on, go ♪ 333 00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,567 - ♪ Everybody throw your arms in the air like this ♪ - ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 334 00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:20,798 - ♪ Everybody throw your arms in the air like this ♪ - ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 335 00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:23,340 ♪ Everybody say "oh" ♪ 336 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,672 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Say "oh" ♪ 337 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,644 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Say "oh, oh" ♪ 338 00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:30,374 - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Ohhh ♪ 339 00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,416 - ♪ Somebody say fight the power ♪ - ♪ Fight the power ♪ 340 00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:34,679 ♪ Power for now, get down Fight the power ♪ 341 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,687 - ♪ Everybody say fight the power ♪ - ♪ Fight the power ♪ 342 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,689 ♪ Power to the people Say damn ♪ 343 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,521 - ♪ Fight the power Somebody say fight the power ♪ - ♪ Fight the power ♪ 344 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,857 ♪ Power for now Fight the power ♪ 345 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,089 - ♪ Everybody say fight the power ♪ - ♪ Fight the power ♪ 346 00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:48,997 ♪ Yeah, we got to fight the powers that be, yo ♪ 347 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,558 - ♪ Elvis was a hero to most ♪ - ♪ What ♪ 348 00:21:51,636 --> 00:21:53,695 - ♪ Elvis was a hero to most ♪ - ♪ What ♪ 349 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:56,866 ♪ Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant... to me ♪ 350 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:59,705 ♪ You see, straight-out racist the sucker was simple and plain ♪ 351 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,144 ♪ Mother... him and John Wayne ♪ 352 00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:05,273 ♪ 'Cause I'm black and I'm proud and hyped plus I'm amped ♪ 353 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:07,318 ♪ Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps ♪ 354 00:22:07,385 --> 00:22:09,319 ♪ Sample a look back You look and find nothin' ♪ 355 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:11,355 ♪ But rednecks for 400 years if you check ♪ 356 00:22:11,423 --> 00:22:13,857 - ♪ Don't worry, be happy ♪ - Was our number-one jam ♪ 357 00:22:13,925 --> 00:22:16,519 ♪ Damn if I say it You can slap me right here ♪ 358 00:22:16,594 --> 00:22:18,721 - ♪ Get it ♪ - ♪ Let's get this party started right ♪ 359 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,731 - ♪ Right on ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 360 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,733 ♪ What we got to say ♪ 361 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,133 ♪ Power to the people No delay ♪ 362 00:22:25,203 --> 00:22:27,137 ♪ Make everybody see ♪ 363 00:22:27,205 --> 00:22:29,298 ♪ In order to fight the powers that be ♪ 364 00:22:29,374 --> 00:22:31,808 - ♪ Hit me ♪ - ♪ Go, go, Flava ♪ 365 00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:34,174 - ♪ Come on, yo ♪ - ♪ Go, Flava ♪ 366 00:22:35,513 --> 00:22:41,213 [Yells] ♪ Go, Flava, go, Flava ♪ 367 00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:43,481 ♪ Go, Flava, go, Flava ♪ 368 00:22:43,555 --> 00:22:46,080 ♪ Yo, they're not gonna turn you down on this show ♪ 369 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,490 ♪ Going, going, gone Now I dialed 911 ♪♪ 30563

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