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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,224 --> 00:00:05,988 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,994 --> 00:00:09,189 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,263 --> 00:00:11,823 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,130 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:19,195 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,468 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,010 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:27,639 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,809 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,885 --> 00:00:33,012 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,885 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:39,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,117 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,430 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,160 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:52,399 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,668 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,176 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:59,178 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,977 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,348 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,580 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:13,359 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:13,427 --> 00:01:17,454 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:17,531 --> 00:01:19,726 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 26 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,734 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 27 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:25,636 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 28 00:01:25,706 --> 00:01:29,142 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 29 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,144 ♪ In living color♪♪ 30 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:34,045 [Applause] 31 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:36,515 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 32 00:01:43,858 --> 00:01:46,827 Thank you. Th... 33 00:01:46,894 --> 00:01:49,522 Keenen, we got a big surprise for you. 34 00:01:49,597 --> 00:01:52,964 One of our cast members, Tommy Davidson. Give him a hand. 35 00:01:53,034 --> 00:01:55,901 Keenen, Tommy got together with some of us, and he wrote a song. 36 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:58,404 It's kind of like a history of Living Color... 37 00:01:58,472 --> 00:02:00,406 - and how you came about and the whole thing. - Right. 38 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,704 - Tommy, could you sing it for him right now? - In abbreviated singing form. 39 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,711 It's a bad tune. Go ahead, man. 40 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:09,011 ♪ He, yea, yeah ♪ 41 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:11,017 Y'all can soul clap if you want to. 42 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:13,918 ♪ He came out here ♪ Don't clap. 43 00:02:13,988 --> 00:02:18,891 ♪ He came out here in 1979 ♪ 44 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,893 ♪ He was doing comedy ♪ 45 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:24,727 ♪ And then things really turned out fine ♪ 46 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:30,601 ♪ He went on down and did this movie called I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ♪ 47 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:35,836 ♪ Now he's doing In Living Color with his brothers ♪ 48 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:39,368 - Oh, that's great, man. - ♪ SW ♪ 49 00:02:39,447 --> 00:02:42,439 ♪ Kick it ♪♪ 50 00:02:42,516 --> 00:02:46,213 - See you in a minute. - [Cheering, Applause] 51 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:50,587 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 52 00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:54,822 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 53 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:57,090 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 54 00:02:57,164 --> 00:02:59,428 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 55 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:03,436 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪♪ 56 00:03:06,173 --> 00:03:10,371 Well, home skillet, we done really made the big time. 57 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:16,041 We done finally made it on the set of an $850 budgeted movie. You know? 58 00:03:16,117 --> 00:03:19,086 I hear what you're saying, but it looks like the ladies we casted ain't gonna make it. 59 00:03:19,153 --> 00:03:21,348 - Say what? - So, we better get rolling, 'cause we on a tight schedule. 60 00:03:21,422 --> 00:03:24,391 - Howie, hit that mark. - You got it. 61 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:26,392 - Get this thing going. - Show me what you can do. 62 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:28,621 Start this thing out right. Start this thing out right. 63 00:03:28,696 --> 00:03:31,494 All right. Rain Man Dingo, take one. 64 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:34,090 Lights, camera, acciones. 65 00:03:34,168 --> 00:03:36,102 - Here we go now. - [Laughs] 66 00:03:39,106 --> 00:03:43,167 Now, come on, Rain Man Dingo. I know you're up in there somewhere. 67 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:46,213 I know you're down with the kid, little brother. 68 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,771 I, uh, I definitely got to get back to the big house. 69 00:03:48,849 --> 00:03:51,249 Uh, uh, Kizzy's waiting on me. 70 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:54,378 She... She been waiting about 5,382 minutes. 71 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:57,913 - Uh, yeah, yeah, about 5,382 minutes. - Say what? 72 00:03:57,992 --> 00:04:00,654 - That's how long she's been waiting. - ♪ I think we're getting hot ♪ 73 00:04:00,728 --> 00:04:02,662 ♪ 'Cause "X" marks the spot ♪ 74 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:08,032 ♪ Have no fear the Fabulous Falanas are here ♪♪ 75 00:04:08,102 --> 00:04:13,267 Cut, y'all. Excuse me. Now we're trying to make a movie here, ya know? 76 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:16,400 That is why we're here. Hello. I'm Merengue. 77 00:04:16,477 --> 00:04:18,945 - And I'm Lambada. - And no, I don't wanna dance. 78 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:22,414 - [Both Laughing] - Stop it! 79 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,781 The Mahogany Extras Agency sent us over to audition for the part. 80 00:04:24,852 --> 00:04:28,515 Mm-hmm. And don't tell us, I bet you're the producer. 81 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:30,989 [Singsong] And you must be the director. 82 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:34,755 Well, that's right. And the look is right. 83 00:04:34,829 --> 00:04:37,855 Dig that, but we're gonna have to see some Polaroids and some resumes. 84 00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:40,992 - You got that. Come on with it, baby. - Yeah. 85 00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:44,629 Now I call this one here "The Many Moods of Merengue." 86 00:04:44,705 --> 00:04:46,764 - I hear that. - Don't touch 'em. They're still wet. 87 00:04:46,841 --> 00:04:49,935 N-Now, here you go. Now, I'm gonna need this one for my check-cashing card. 88 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:52,205 And the other one for Robert Townsend. 89 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,146 [Both] Robert Townsend? Is he still doing stand-up? 90 00:04:55,216 --> 00:04:57,582 - Mm-hmm. - Or just them HBO specials? 91 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:59,744 [Laughs] I think he's doing both. 92 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:02,687 But look, look at this. We done put this together ourselves. 93 00:05:02,756 --> 00:05:06,283 It's a little something... It's a combination of Dreamgirls and Cats. 94 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,624 - We like to call it Dreamcats. - Uh-huh. 95 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:10,994 But we're only gonna give you an eyeful, 'cause that's all you can stand. 96 00:05:11,065 --> 00:05:13,033 - For now. - [Producer] I hear ya. 97 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,001 [Woman On Tape] You rolling, Sheena? 98 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:19,039 - [Woman] All right, Merengue. - Meow. 99 00:05:19,106 --> 00:05:22,269 [Both Meowing] 100 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:24,277 What you dreamin' about? 101 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:27,610 I'm dreaming about a Broadway show and a saucer of milk. 102 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:29,615 [Both Meowing] 103 00:05:29,683 --> 00:05:31,617 [Producer] All right. 104 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:35,280 Well now, now if you don't like that one, we got another one all ready in preproduction. 105 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:38,792 Les Mis-sissippi Burning. 106 00:05:41,195 --> 00:05:45,097 And now, get this. Isaac from The Love Boat has already given us a commitment. 107 00:05:45,165 --> 00:05:48,293 - Girl, you lying. - I'm... I'm scared of you. 108 00:05:48,369 --> 00:05:50,997 Clav-man, check the obits, because I believe I done died and went to heaven. 109 00:05:51,071 --> 00:05:53,164 - Two angels landing right here. - Dropping in. 110 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,640 Sisters doing it for their damn self. 111 00:05:55,709 --> 00:05:58,303 You know, I second that emotion, home stump. 112 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,540 This is just what our little epic needs... 113 00:06:00,614 --> 00:06:03,242 to start stankin' like a "blockbusteer." 114 00:06:03,317 --> 00:06:07,048 - So, we got a part? - All you got to do is sign on the dotted line. 115 00:06:07,121 --> 00:06:08,281 [Girls Squeal] 116 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:10,482 - Howard. - Lambada. 117 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:13,426 Bam! 118 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:17,595 What are you guys doing here? This is a closed set. 119 00:06:17,665 --> 00:06:19,929 - Bam! In reverse. - In reverse. 120 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,560 Sister, I knew this was too good to be true. 121 00:06:22,636 --> 00:06:25,264 Well, you know what? I take that as a compliment, big legs. 122 00:06:25,339 --> 00:06:27,864 - Take that. - Just a slight change in shooting location. 123 00:06:27,942 --> 00:06:29,967 Ain't nothing but a Taco Bell. Excuse me. 124 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:32,877 That's right. The Black BeltJones II set is about to wrap at 5:00. 125 00:06:32,947 --> 00:06:34,881 In the meantime, in-between time... 126 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:39,352 How about some din-din? Got some scratch-and-sniff coupons from Wendy's. 127 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,445 But we're gonna have to go dutch on the drinks. Is that cool? 128 00:06:41,522 --> 00:06:44,320 Oh, we understand. It's not that they couldn't treat... 129 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:46,325 It's a budgetary type of thing. 130 00:06:46,393 --> 00:06:48,327 [All] You know? 131 00:06:48,395 --> 00:06:51,956 Now, who's driving? 'Cause my Pinto got towed. 132 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,966 Hey, hey, hey, Tex. 133 00:07:03,677 --> 00:07:05,611 - Thanks. - Thank you. 134 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:09,080 - Mom, can I ask you a question? - Sure you can, honey. 135 00:07:09,149 --> 00:07:12,641 - Have you ever, um... - Felt unfresh? 136 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,553 Sure I have, honey. All women do sometime. 137 00:07:15,622 --> 00:07:19,319 You know how it gets on those hot days when you're sitting in your car for hours... 138 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,988 - and then you start feeling really sticky and sweaty and hot. - Mom. 139 00:07:23,063 --> 00:07:26,931 Yeah. Or after one of those nights when your dad and I are doing the wild thing. 140 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:28,662 Mom. 141 00:07:28,736 --> 00:07:30,966 I feel unfresh then too. 142 00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:34,974 - But that's why I use new Summer's Dawn. - That's great, Mom. 143 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:38,478 But I just wanted to know if you had ever tried that salad over there. 144 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:42,081 Oh, yes, I have. 145 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:45,581 And as a matter of fact, it tastes just great... 146 00:07:45,652 --> 00:07:47,984 with a dash of Summer's Dawn sprinkled on it. 147 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:53,185 Because Summer's Dawn is not only a salad dressing... 148 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:58,596 but it's also a disinfectant, a floor wax and a douche. 149 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:04,497 Wow. Man, that's really great. You know, Mom... 150 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:08,268 - I really love these heart-to-heart talks we have. - So do I. 151 00:08:08,342 --> 00:08:11,470 [Announcer] Summer's Dawn. Because who doesn't feel unfresh? 152 00:08:11,545 --> 00:08:14,105 And who doesn't love a good salad? 153 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:18,917 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 154 00:08:29,463 --> 00:08:32,364 ♪♪ [Hip-hop Continues] 155 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,716 Eighteen, nineteen, twenty. 156 00:09:01,788 --> 00:09:03,983 Ready or not, you're gonna get caught. 157 00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:09,188 Have a nice trip. See you next fall. [Laughs] 158 00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:12,425 Way to go, Edna. Geez. 159 00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:14,898 For your information, I'll have you know... 160 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:17,663 that that little stunt could have caused a chain reaction... 161 00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:20,297 that would have destroyed my entire upper fibula... 162 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:23,137 were it not for my catlike coordination. 163 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:26,701 Oh, yeah? Well, it's your... It's your chipmunk-like dentures... 164 00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:31,478 that are gonna set off a chain reaction that leads to saliva drooling down your face... 165 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,712 and creates a puddle of drool. 166 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:37,722 - Ha, ha, Stinkenstein. - Good one. 167 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:41,419 It's comments like that which have made you an outcast in society. 168 00:09:41,494 --> 00:09:44,224 No wonder all the other kids hate your guts. 169 00:09:44,297 --> 00:09:47,733 Say it, don't spray it. I want the news, not the weather. 170 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,394 Besides, you're a liar, Parnell. 171 00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:55,372 I am not. You have chosen the dark side of the Force, Barf Vader. 172 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:58,103 And everybody hates you, especially me. 173 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:02,940 Well, I'll show you, Parnell. I'm gonna run away. 174 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,949 That's what I'll do, and then you'll be sorry... 175 00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:08,817 'cause... 'cause a giant meteor might fall out of the sky... 176 00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:12,221 and without me to push you out of the way, it's gonna knock you on the noggin... 177 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:14,259 and disintegrate you. 178 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,764 Well, at least I wouldn't have to be in your class. 179 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,500 Well, I'm going, Parnell. I'm really going. 180 00:10:29,575 --> 00:10:32,237 And when you're a meteor pancake, don't come crying to me... 181 00:10:32,311 --> 00:10:34,245 'cause I'm gone for good. 182 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:40,411 - [Bell Rings] - Bon voyage, Pukeahontas. 183 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,892 Hey, kid, what are you doing? 184 00:10:49,962 --> 00:10:54,524 It's none of your business. It's top secret and I ain't telling nobody. 185 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,058 Okay, you forced it. I'm running away from home. 186 00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:00,071 No way! L-I'm running away first. 187 00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:02,767 I'm... I'm gonna go to Scuba Duba Land. 188 00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:05,436 Well, l-I'll be queen of the Scuba Dubas. 189 00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:08,275 And... And I'm gonna... I'm gonna live in a tree house. 190 00:11:08,347 --> 00:11:10,338 And I'm gonna eat cinnamon toast for dinner. 191 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:13,613 And I'm gonna stay up all night. I'm gonna teach myself to fly! 192 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:17,087 Oh, that's okay. I'm gonna go... I'm running away to Never Never Land. 193 00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:20,023 And I'll never, never have to eat fish sticks and peas again. 194 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:23,493 And I'll never, never have to... have to, uh, make my bed. 195 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:28,056 Or I'll never, never have to smell my brother's stinking feet at the end of the bed. 196 00:11:28,134 --> 00:11:32,662 Oh, yeah? Well, well, I'm gonna have a huge closet... 197 00:11:32,738 --> 00:11:34,672 filled with candy to the brim. 198 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,300 I'm gonna have a television set the size of the universe. 199 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:40,243 And... Hey, how come you're running away anyway? 200 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:42,873 Because I said the "F" word. 201 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,145 You said... You said fahrvergnugen? 202 00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:49,051 No, "frusen glagen." 203 00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:51,453 And right in my teacher's face. 204 00:11:51,524 --> 00:11:54,084 - Wow. You really are a bad kid. - That's right. 205 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,721 And now I'm gonna run away from home and ain't nothin' gonna stop me. 206 00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:08,802 - What are you doing? - Well, uh... 207 00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:12,833 I just wanted to tell you, I don't think you should run away by yourself... 208 00:12:12,912 --> 00:12:17,372 'cause last week, a kid tried to run away by himself, ran right over the fence... 209 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:22,353 ran into the "Abdominal" Snowman on the bus stop, who ate him alive. 210 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:25,481 Oh, I ain't scared of no "Abominal" Snowman. 211 00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,583 If I see "Abominal" Snowman, I'll hit him like this... 212 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:30,823 and I'll hit him like this, and I'll hit him over there, and I'll hit him right there. 213 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:36,027 Then I'll push him down. And "Abominal" Snowmen don't like fourth-graders anyway. 214 00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:38,036 Okay, let's go! 215 00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:46,241 [Boy] What do you want? 216 00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:49,179 Hey, Despisa Minnelli. 217 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,716 Who's this? Your sugar daddy? 218 00:12:53,552 --> 00:12:55,782 Good one, Parnell. For your information... 219 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:58,153 he happens to be a fugitive from justice... 220 00:12:58,224 --> 00:13:00,419 who's running away from his parents. 221 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:03,326 That's right. And nothing's gonna stop me. 222 00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:07,162 [Woman] Herman, you better get on home right now.! 223 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,428 'Cept my mama. Never say never. 224 00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:16,570 Now it's just one on one. You and me. 225 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,104 Okay, I just wanna say one last thing. 226 00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:23,512 - What is it? - That... 227 00:13:23,582 --> 00:13:28,144 Well, it's not like I care, but it's a very bad time to run away. 228 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,780 After all, there's a recession on right now. 229 00:13:30,856 --> 00:13:34,519 And with your earning power, you're gonna have to... 230 00:13:34,593 --> 00:13:37,926 Well, you're gonna have a very difficult time keeping yourself maintained... 231 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:40,625 in the lifestyle that you are accustomed. 232 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:44,999 Parnell, for your information, I happen to be planning a very lucrative career... 233 00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:47,005 as a CoverGirl model. 234 00:13:48,574 --> 00:13:51,202 And... And don't try to come after me either, Parnell... 235 00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:54,075 'cause, uh, my boyfriend, the movie star... 236 00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,307 is probably gonna be the jealous type. 237 00:14:04,056 --> 00:14:06,547 Who's gonna help you with your math? 238 00:14:10,362 --> 00:14:12,853 Parnell, if you... if you want me to stay... 239 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:15,332 why don't you just say it? 240 00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:17,335 I don't. 241 00:14:17,403 --> 00:14:21,066 I'm just concerned that... that it will affect my career in the future... 242 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,074 as a budding mathematician. 243 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:26,441 - That's all. - Parnell, my love man! 244 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:28,810 Those are just the words I wanna hear! Kiss me! 245 00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:31,281 Aah! Yuck! 246 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:35,652 Just when I had forgotten how much you make me wretch. 247 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:40,625 Just stay away from me from now on, Poopy Longstocking. 248 00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:42,957 Wait. Come back here, Parnell! 249 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:52,862 [Announcer] His fly threads come from all the finest boutiques. 250 00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:54,997 Hey, mama. 251 00:14:56,976 --> 00:15:00,036 [Announcer] He's the funky fresh dude who don't have time for sweets. 252 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:03,570 - Hey, Superfly. - Get outta my way, bitch! 253 00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:05,617 And he's cleaning the dope peddlers off the street. 254 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:09,120 I have something, y'all. How about a little candy for you, little man? 255 00:15:09,188 --> 00:15:10,883 - All right. - Hey, cool breeze! 256 00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:13,857 Superfly, it ain't what you think, man. 257 00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:17,020 Trying to sell drugs to kids. You'll pay for this, maggot. 258 00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:19,087 No, man! [Groans] 259 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:23,295 [Announcer] And he's the dude who always throws up before he eats. 260 00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:26,964 Not my face! [Screams] I'm melting! 261 00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:29,837 Mm! Mm! Mm! 262 00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:32,275 [Announcer] The Superfly is coming this summer. 263 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,278 Catch the buzz. 264 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,345 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 265 00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:56,467 ♪♪ [Indistinct] 266 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,403 ♪♪ [Indistinct] 267 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:12,684 ♪♪ [Indistinct] 268 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,853 ♪♪ [Hip-hop Continues] 269 00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:37,167 [Laughs] 270 00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:47,915 Frances, this here's our new waitress. 271 00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:50,319 I'm sorry, baby. What'd you say your name was? 272 00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:53,517 Oh, it's Rose. Just remember like the flower. 273 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:56,493 Oh, little smarty-pants. Mama's gonna have to spank you. 274 00:16:56,562 --> 00:17:00,931 Well, Rose, here at Snackin' Shack there's a few rules. 275 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,400 - Uh-huh. - Rule number one: 276 00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:06,370 The customer is always right. 277 00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:10,204 - Excuse me. I ordered eggs. - Are eggs on your table? 278 00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:12,836 - No. - Then you didn't order no eggs. 279 00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:17,346 Rule number two: Keep it clean. 280 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:22,952 See, if you drop something, just kiss it up to God. It'll be all right. 281 00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:25,650 Now, rule number three. 282 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,624 - Black-eyed peas. Pick 'em up! - [Bell Dings] 283 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:30,594 Good communication with the kitchen. 284 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:34,121 I got me a bunion with an eyeball on it. 285 00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:39,764 So, how are Mama's babies doing today? 286 00:17:39,838 --> 00:17:42,329 I want y'all to meet the new waitress, Daisy. 287 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:45,036 - It's Rose. - [Men] Hello. 288 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:48,341 - Jell-O. Pick it up! - I'm famished. 289 00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:50,507 Oh, ain't that a coincidence. 290 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:52,550 Philodendron's half Swedish. 291 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,679 Fresh fish! Pick it up! 292 00:17:56,755 --> 00:18:01,419 Now, Begonia, I want you to take the order here, okay? 293 00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:04,553 - Okay. It's Rose. - There you go. 294 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:08,760 Okay, uh, hi, I'm Rose. Uh, what can I get for y'all this morning? 295 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,234 I'll have the, uh, waffles. 296 00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,100 - Waffles. - Waffles. 297 00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,072 - Waffles. - Ain't no more waffles. 298 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:18,166 Oh, we ain't got no more waffles, Snapdragon. 299 00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:20,973 It's Rose. 300 00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:24,209 I'm sorry, sir. Apparently we ain't got no more waffles. 301 00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:28,549 Well, okay, uh, I'll have the omelet. 302 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,918 - All right. Omelet. - Omelet. 303 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:33,617 - Omelet! - Who vomit? Clean it up! 304 00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:39,924 I pop my pimples 'cause they ask me to. 305 00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:43,456 Forget the omelet. Look. I'm sorry, sir. 306 00:18:43,535 --> 00:18:47,869 Just... Just order something else. I'll get it for you. Trust me. 307 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,374 - Oatmeal? - Oatmeal, it is. 308 00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:54,742 Uh, uh, sir, how does my coat feel? 309 00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:57,373 Oatmeal! Pick it up! 310 00:19:01,186 --> 00:19:04,917 - And, um, and what can I get for you this morning? - [Indistinct] 311 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:09,017 Sue begs to take a ride on the tram. 312 00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:10,959 What in the hell was that? 313 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,963 That's two eggs, pancakes and a side of ham. Pick it up. 314 00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:19,102 Is there anything else I can get for you, sirs? 315 00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:21,537 Uh, I think we need some salt and pepper. 316 00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:23,598 Oh. Where do we keep the salt and pepper? 317 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:30,004 Oh, I'm sorry, sirs. We don't have no more salt and pepper. 318 00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:32,550 Excuse me. What is this in my oatmeal? 319 00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,984 Oh, my God! 320 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,317 Oh! 321 00:19:37,389 --> 00:19:42,383 Frances, Begonia done found your good dentures. 322 00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:45,328 - Oh, lucky day! - Oh! Gross! 323 00:19:45,397 --> 00:19:47,331 Toast. Pick it up! 324 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:49,333 Why are you huffing and puffing, Petunia? 325 00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:51,699 Stuffin' and muffin. Pick it up! 326 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,637 My name is Rose! It's Rose! 327 00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,640 - It's not Petunia! - Tuna. Pick it up! 328 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,643 - It's not Hibiscus. - Biscuits. Pick 'em up! 329 00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:01,645 And it's not even Blossom. 330 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,977 We ain't got no damn possum. 331 00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:07,450 - That does it. I quit! - Grits. Pick 'em up! 332 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:11,785 I did not say nothing about no grits, Luther! Glass bowl! 333 00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:14,587 What'd she say? 334 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:19,393 I got the toe jam. Who got the peanut butter? 335 00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:32,167 Listen. We've been getting a lot of letters... 336 00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:36,442 from people wondering why David Alan Grier is always in the back. 337 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:39,848 - And where are they from? - Well, I'm gonna tell you. 338 00:20:39,918 --> 00:20:42,352 They're coming from his parents. 339 00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:44,480 David, say hello to your mother. 340 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:47,548 Hola ¿Cómo esta mi familia en Nueva York? El Bronx, eh.! 341 00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:50,424 - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - Get outta here. 342 00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:54,091 Now, before we go tonight... 343 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,762 I have to introduce you to our special guest, 2 Four 2. 344 00:20:58,837 --> 00:21:02,238 [Applause, Cheering] 345 00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:06,175 Thanks for hanging with the Fly Girls, fellas. 346 00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,941 We'll see y'all next week. And Kim won't be wearing the wig. 347 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:10,948 [Screams] 348 00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:37,900 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪♪ 30103

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