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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:05,987 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:07,061 --> 00:00:09,188 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,263 --> 00:00:11,823 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,130 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:19,195 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,468 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:24,010 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,078 --> 00:00:27,639 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,809 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,885 --> 00:00:33,012 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:35,885 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:39,051 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,117 ♪ In living color ♪ 14 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,430 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,160 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:52,399 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,473 --> 00:00:54,668 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:57,176 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:59,178 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,977 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,348 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,580 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:12,892 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,554 ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,564 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 26 00:01:17,632 --> 00:01:19,566 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:19,634 --> 00:01:21,625 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:25,263 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:25,339 --> 00:01:31,073 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 30 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:35,910 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 31 00:01:35,983 --> 00:01:37,917 [Audience Cheering] 32 00:01:48,095 --> 00:01:50,222 Thank you. 33 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:52,561 Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. 34 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:54,692 We got a great... 35 00:01:54,769 --> 00:01:58,296 We got, uh... We got a great show tonight. 36 00:01:58,372 --> 00:02:01,466 Some great comedy, some music. Um... 37 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:07,105 And as always, we got... the Fly Girls. Uh... 38 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:12,312 You know, I'm a guy who really believes in hiring his family. 39 00:02:12,386 --> 00:02:15,253 You know I have my brothers and sisters on this show. 40 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:17,847 But, um, no matter how much you love your grandparents... 41 00:02:17,925 --> 00:02:21,884 never hire 'em as a boom operator. 42 00:02:21,962 --> 00:02:24,192 - Are you okay, Keenen? - I'm just fine, Grandma. 43 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:28,133 Just fine. We'll just let this be the last week, okay? 44 00:02:28,202 --> 00:02:31,069 [Scoffs] Up yours. I'm in the union now. 45 00:02:31,138 --> 00:02:33,504 SW1, kick it! 46 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:39,876 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 47 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:43,815 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 48 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:46,148 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 49 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:48,313 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 50 00:02:48,389 --> 00:02:52,155 - ♪ Take it from me, it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪♪ 51 00:03:01,135 --> 00:03:03,831 [Footsteps Approaching] 52 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:06,270 Oh, girl, you almost gave me a heart attack... 53 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:08,433 sneaking up on me like that. 54 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:10,568 I ain't never seen you here before. 55 00:03:10,644 --> 00:03:13,545 Oh, hi, girl. My name is Benita Butrell, mm-hmm. 56 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:17,072 Been here in these Hopkins projects over 18 years. 57 00:03:17,151 --> 00:03:19,619 You know, we've been having a rash of robberies going on around here... 58 00:03:19,687 --> 00:03:23,248 so us concerned tenants decided to organize this here tenant patrol. 59 00:03:23,324 --> 00:03:25,519 Oh, look! There goes Easterly. 60 00:03:25,593 --> 00:03:27,686 She the one that suggested I be the block captain. 61 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:29,787 She like a sister to me. 62 00:03:29,864 --> 00:03:33,129 Easterly! Hey, Easterly! 63 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,930 It's me... Beebee! [Laughs] 64 00:03:36,003 --> 00:03:38,631 Girl, I see why your mama call you Easterly. 65 00:03:38,706 --> 00:03:43,871 With that perfume you're wearing, smell like a basket of fresh Easter flowers. 66 00:03:45,212 --> 00:03:48,238 A basket of rotten Easter eggs is more like it, mm-hmm. 67 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:53,014 Girl think all she got to do is throw some perfume on top of stank and everything's okay. 68 00:03:53,087 --> 00:03:55,419 Smells so funky, you can smell her over the telephone. 69 00:03:55,489 --> 00:03:58,049 But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard it from me. 70 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,821 No, you haven't. Mm-mm. 71 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:02,829 No, you haven't. 72 00:04:02,897 --> 00:04:06,264 Oh, lookee there! There go little Russell Thomas. 73 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:11,134 I used to babysit him when he was just a little, itty-bitty baby. 74 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:13,730 Russell! Russell! 75 00:04:13,808 --> 00:04:17,175 Boy, your mama must be so proud of you. 76 00:04:17,244 --> 00:04:19,576 Give her my love. Hmm! 77 00:04:19,647 --> 00:04:23,708 If Miss Benita was just 15 years younger and had all my strength... 78 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:26,719 Lord knows what I'd do. 79 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:28,846 [Chuckling] 80 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:31,824 I'd beat the crap out of that little hustler. That's what I'd do. 81 00:04:31,892 --> 00:04:35,453 I notice you shook his hand. You better count your fingers and make sure they still there. 82 00:04:35,529 --> 00:04:37,463 That little addict's so desperate for a fix... 83 00:04:37,531 --> 00:04:40,022 he'd steal the crack from your behind. 84 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:44,696 But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me. 85 00:04:44,772 --> 00:04:46,865 No, you haven't, mm-mm. 86 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:51,301 Yeah, honey, the whole neighborhood running scared. 87 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,404 Woman over in Building 27 had a gold watch stolen last week. 88 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:57,348 That's why you got to wear your valuables on you, girl. 89 00:04:57,418 --> 00:04:59,443 You see this here? 90 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,454 That's a real diamond there. 91 00:05:01,522 --> 00:05:04,320 Yeah, you know I got royalty in my blood. 92 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,656 This diamond was passed down from generation to generation. 93 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:10,390 Used to be the size of an ice cube, mm-hmm. 94 00:05:10,464 --> 00:05:13,592 Friends would call me Zsa Zsa Butrell. 95 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,601 Then one day I was heating up some neck bones... 96 00:05:15,669 --> 00:05:19,503 my diamond caught on fire, and this was all I could save. 97 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:21,734 But that's all right, honey, 'cause unlike these other project bunnies... 98 00:05:21,809 --> 00:05:23,743 I'm gonna have me something. 99 00:05:23,811 --> 00:05:27,941 That's right, 'cause I'm enrolled in the Parker School of Rodent Extermination... 100 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:30,006 and the Helicopter Pilots Academy. 101 00:05:30,084 --> 00:05:32,609 So Miss Benita's gonna have. Mm-hmm. 102 00:05:32,686 --> 00:05:35,382 Oh, lookee there. There go Peabody Scott. 103 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,686 Yeah, Peabody Scott from Building 92. 104 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:40,022 See he got the whole brood with him tonight. 105 00:05:40,094 --> 00:05:43,586 Peabody! P-P-Peabody! 106 00:05:43,664 --> 00:05:45,598 [Laughs] 107 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:49,625 Boy, somebody ought to give you the Father of the Year Award. 108 00:05:49,703 --> 00:05:53,161 Mm-hmm. We need more men like you in these projects. 109 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,868 Always got them kids out with you. 110 00:05:55,943 --> 00:05:58,912 That little one over there got your personality. 111 00:06:00,147 --> 00:06:03,412 His personality and the maintenance man's eyes. 112 00:06:03,484 --> 00:06:05,475 Damn fool. Ain't one of them kids his. 113 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:07,486 That last one came out looking so much like the mailman... 114 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:10,284 people were sticking letters in his diapers. 115 00:06:10,357 --> 00:06:13,155 But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me. 116 00:06:13,227 --> 00:06:16,094 No, you haven't. So who are you here to see? 117 00:06:17,698 --> 00:06:20,633 Mrs. Jenkins? Oh, Lord! 118 00:06:20,701 --> 00:06:24,159 How come you didn't tell me you were here to see Mrs. Jenkins? 119 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:26,172 She like a mother to me. 120 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,401 I love me some Mrs. Jenkins, honey. 121 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,602 Don't nobody better say nothing bad about Mrs. Jenkins... 122 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:32,612 'cause that's when Benita lose it. 123 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,171 That's when Benita goes off. 124 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:37,809 That's a fine woman. Fine woman. 125 00:06:37,885 --> 00:06:40,581 Mm-hmm. Just don't let her take her wig off. 126 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:43,418 Head so bald, you can see her thoughts. 127 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:47,655 But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me! 128 00:06:47,728 --> 00:06:49,662 - [Siren Wailing] - No, you haven't. 129 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,597 Miss Benita, Miss Benita. Excuse me. 130 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:54,964 Miss Benita, cops are all outside your building. 131 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:57,026 Someone broke in your apartment. 132 00:06:57,104 --> 00:06:59,732 I knew that old beady-eyed Russell Thomas was up to no good! 133 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:03,072 Girl, I gots to go. The china the queen gave me is in there. 134 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:05,077 Ooh, let me get my chair. 135 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:26,256 - All right, people! - ♪♪ [Horn Beeps] 136 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,267 All right, people, freeze! 137 00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:32,237 Everybody, listen up! Al Macafee's on the scene. 138 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:36,265 Now, that means no fondling, holding, hugging, caressing... 139 00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:39,574 cuddling, embracing, dancing too close. 140 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:41,739 We're gonna have a clean prom this year, people. 141 00:07:41,815 --> 00:07:44,306 Consider yourselves warned. Carry on. 142 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:53,856 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Ruthy. - Hi, Al. 143 00:07:53,927 --> 00:07:58,887 Ruthy, I think it's time you heard Mr. Macafee's speech on love. 144 00:07:58,966 --> 00:08:01,901 If you were food, you'd be my muffin... 145 00:08:01,969 --> 00:08:04,870 and if you were a turkey, I'd give you my stuffin'. 146 00:08:04,938 --> 00:08:07,202 You're making me queasy, Al. 147 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,299 - Here you go, Ruth. - Oh, hey, baby. 148 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:11,776 Excuse me, son. I don't know what home room you're in... 149 00:08:11,845 --> 00:08:16,111 but I'm sure you know the rules about fraternizing with the teachers. 150 00:08:16,183 --> 00:08:20,142 Al, I'd like for you to meet my fiancé, John Tyler. 151 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:23,246 - Heard a lot about you, Al. - Fiancé? 152 00:08:23,323 --> 00:08:25,848 Ruthy, you're makin' the biggest mistake of your life! 153 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:27,860 Give me your love, honey! 154 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:30,192 - Al! - Hey, that'll be enough, pal. 155 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:32,357 All right, you little stud, come on! 156 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:37,029 Shoot your best shot, mister! Five years of tae kwon do, baby! Come on! 157 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:39,538 - Let's get out of here. - [Grunts] 158 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:42,006 Yeah, you can run, but you can't hide, you little runt! 159 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,341 Hey, hey, hey! What the Sam Hill's goin' on here? 160 00:08:48,415 --> 00:08:51,782 - I'm getting a glass of punch. - Yeah, right, right, right. 161 00:08:51,852 --> 00:08:55,413 Let me tell you something. I think it's time you heard Mr. Macafee's speech on booze. 162 00:08:55,489 --> 00:08:58,253 Don't spike the punch bowl 'cause it makes you punchy! 163 00:08:58,325 --> 00:09:00,987 - Let me go! - Back talk, huh, little missy? 164 00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:03,757 - All right, you're out of here! - But it's my prom. 165 00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:07,096 Yeah, tell it to an A.A. Meeting, you little lush! Get out! 166 00:09:08,702 --> 00:09:10,636 Boy, that's good punch. 167 00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:12,638 What are you looking at? 168 00:09:12,706 --> 00:09:15,903 Hey, hey, hey! Hardison? Where's the fire, son? 169 00:09:15,976 --> 00:09:18,206 Mr. Macafee, I got a stain on my father's tux. 170 00:09:18,278 --> 00:09:21,406 And quite a nice little outfit it is, my boy. 171 00:09:21,482 --> 00:09:23,677 It's my father's tux, and his father wore it to his prom too. 172 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,277 It's very expensive. If anything happened to it, I'd be in so much trouble! 173 00:09:27,354 --> 00:09:29,515 Well, just cool your jets, little mister. 174 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,956 - Looks like you just got a little thread loose. - There's nothing on it... 175 00:09:32,025 --> 00:09:35,256 - Mr. Macafee, what have you done? - You just broke the dress code! 176 00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:37,559 - Get out of here! Take it to the parking lot! - That's not fair! 177 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:39,656 Life's not fair. Go ahead. 178 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:42,702 Hey, Macafee. You're looking pretty sharp there, big guy. 179 00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:45,397 - Thanks a lot, bucko. - Hey, Ma-ca-fee! 180 00:09:45,472 --> 00:09:48,270 - It's Macafee, son. - You are doin' a good job. 181 00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:51,311 Hey, gimme some skin. Take a hike. 182 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:54,711 No gang signals on the dance floor. Go ahead, get out of here. 183 00:09:55,983 --> 00:09:58,451 All right, all right. The show's over. Come on. 184 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:01,887 Somebody do something! Marcy's choking! 185 00:10:01,955 --> 00:10:04,355 - I know the Heimlich maneuver! - Hey, hey, hey.! 186 00:10:04,424 --> 00:10:06,858 - [Horn Beeps] - All right, break it up, you two! 187 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:09,691 Come on, come on, let her go, let her go! 188 00:10:09,763 --> 00:10:13,529 You know, I think it's time you two heard Macafee's speech on teenage sex. 189 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,728 You two, you're only 16. You're both still young'uns. 190 00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:18,737 Way too soon to start your tonguin'. 191 00:10:18,805 --> 00:10:21,968 - But she can't breathe! - Just let her rest a little bit. 192 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:26,172 Ah, that's it, honey. That's it. Just take a little rest. 193 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:28,578 Once those loins cool down, you'll be all right. 194 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:31,243 Hey, Mr. Macafee, somebody's smoking in the bathroom! 195 00:10:31,318 --> 00:10:33,252 Out of my way, the Mac-man's coming. 196 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:37,120 All right, boys, come on. What's going on in here? 197 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,320 - Hey. - Okay, everybody! The coast is clear! 198 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:44,489 Let's party! 199 00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:50,228 [Banging] 200 00:10:59,046 --> 00:11:01,276 Before we vote on your request for parole... 201 00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:03,339 we do have some questions. 202 00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:07,046 Do you think you'll be able to adjust to life on the outside? 203 00:11:09,189 --> 00:11:12,989 Allow me to "proctologize" myself. 204 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,392 "Suppositorily" speaking... 205 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:18,022 my incarceration has forced, you understand... 206 00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:21,829 the ventilation of, shall I say, my derriere... 207 00:11:21,902 --> 00:11:26,601 and upon my discharge, I will evacuate... 208 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,131 Excuse me. "Ejacutate"... 209 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:34,704 my mind to the prophylactic of the bowels of society. 210 00:11:36,516 --> 00:11:39,451 But how would you support yourself, Mr. Bates... 211 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:41,453 considering that your reading comprehension... 212 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:45,355 has gone down every year since you've been in prison? 213 00:11:45,425 --> 00:11:51,091 [Snickers] A very "vaginative" proposition, my man. 214 00:11:51,164 --> 00:11:53,564 That is to say, prostitution... 215 00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:57,968 pertaining to the Kotex, you understand, of the argument. 216 00:11:58,038 --> 00:12:02,304 I myself have "enemapatized" my "illiquidation," 217 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:06,972 therefore, ergo, i.e., that is the instigation... 218 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:11,347 which is excessive cleavage, shall we say. 219 00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:15,013 So let me "clarifly" or... 220 00:12:15,088 --> 00:12:19,024 excuse me..."clitify." 221 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:23,358 In other words, I'd probably teach. 222 00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:30,059 All right, if there are no further questions, let us put this to a vote. 223 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:32,799 All those in favor of parole, vote aye. 224 00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:35,467 Aye. 225 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,010 All those opposed, vote nay. 226 00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:39,807 [All] Nay! 227 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,871 I'm sorry, Mr. Bates. 228 00:12:41,948 --> 00:12:44,246 Is there anything further you'd like to say? 229 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:46,548 Let me be venereal... 230 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:50,579 in my requisition for this body of congregation... 231 00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:55,390 see, for the personal gratification of my urethra. 232 00:12:55,462 --> 00:13:01,196 As the Greek philosopher, uh, Massengill once dictated... 233 00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:05,204 "Lickus my probiscis!" 234 00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:09,608 "Undouche" me! 235 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:16,941 I can find my own damnation in tardy completion. 236 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:26,489 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 237 00:13:57,465 --> 00:14:00,662 [Announcer] Just like the films Cry Freedom and A World Apart... 238 00:14:00,735 --> 00:14:05,900 this is a story about the anguish and upheaval ofblack South Africa. 239 00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:09,409 [Woman Narrating] I can remember it as if it happened yesterday... 240 00:14:09,477 --> 00:14:12,207 the day they bulldozed down my maidservant's shack... 241 00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:14,213 destroyed all ofher property... 242 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:16,715 and separated her from her children. 243 00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:20,845 And all of this on a night that I had planned a formal dinner for 30. 244 00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,855 Oh, how I cried. 245 00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:27,519 How many girls would I have to interview before I'd find anotherJacinta? 246 00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:30,462 [Banging On Door] 247 00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:34,126 And as they took Jacinta away kicking and struggling... 248 00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:37,261 I felt as if the police were pulling me away kicking and struggling. 249 00:14:37,338 --> 00:14:39,829 - I haven't done anything. - I had to do something. 250 00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:44,241 So I cried, and I took a picture for my little scrapbook of anguish. 251 00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,245 Wait! Wait! 252 00:14:46,313 --> 00:14:48,747 After the police had gone... 253 00:14:48,816 --> 00:14:51,512 I noticed that they had trampled over a bed of geraniums... 254 00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:54,986 that I had been pruning since I was a child. 255 00:14:55,055 --> 00:14:56,989 I looked down at those flowers... 256 00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:59,753 and I saw the pain ofblack South Africa... 257 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:03,194 in all of those broken stems and wounded petals. 258 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,563 I wept... until I realized they were perennials... 259 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,432 and would be back again next summer. 260 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:17,009 Yes, with Jacinta gone, lifejust wasn't the same in Johannesburg. 261 00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:20,103 Oh, did I mention that I wept? 262 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:23,617 And as the condition of my house so deteriorated withoutJacinta... 263 00:15:23,684 --> 00:15:25,948 I began to understand what it must be like... 264 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:29,353 to live in a black South African relocation camp. 265 00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:32,551 Next, as I attempted to polish my own silver... 266 00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:35,322 my arms began to ache, and I could feel what it must be like... 267 00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:37,330 to toil long, arduous hours... 268 00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:40,424 in the white South African diamond mines. 269 00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:44,665 It was at this point that I decided thatJacinta simply had to be liberated... 270 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,639 before my entire household rotted from within... 271 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,802 the same way minority rule was rotting my continent. 272 00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:52,812 No one could stop me now. 273 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,474 I would write a letter to President de Klerk. 274 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,545 So I wrote and I cried. 275 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,054 And I cried and I wrote. 276 00:16:02,122 --> 00:16:05,558 And I wrote and I cried. 277 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:09,824 Who knows? One day I may even mail it. 278 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,468 [Announcer] My Dark Conscience. 279 00:16:15,536 --> 00:16:18,664 A true story about the pain of watching somebody else suffer... 280 00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:20,673 and wanting to do something about it... 281 00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,800 but not really wanting to get involved... 282 00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:26,335 and then feeling a little guilty about it, sort of. 283 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,404 My Dark Conscience. 284 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:32,111 A film that could well be coming to a theater near you. 285 00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:38,848 [Announcer] Three famous boxers for Fruit O' The Loom boxers. 286 00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:40,655 [All] Hi, Bob. 287 00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:44,858 Hey, what are you guys doing in my underwear drawer? 288 00:16:47,234 --> 00:16:49,600 Who are you guys? 289 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:54,801 We're the Fruit O' The Loom boxers, and we're ecstatic to be here. I'm Mike. 290 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,843 I'm Sugar Ray. 291 00:16:56,911 --> 00:17:00,677 And my name is, uh... 292 00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:02,682 Concentrate. 293 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,651 No, no, it's shorter than that. 294 00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:09,621 Ali! My name is Ali! 295 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,887 I'm an apple because I was so polished in the ring. 296 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,693 And I'm a banana because I was good to a ripe old age. 297 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:19,630 Why are you a bunch of grapes? 298 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:24,603 Because some bitch stomped all over me. 299 00:17:24,672 --> 00:17:27,641 What's so good about Fruit O' The Loom boxer shorts? 300 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,370 For one thing, they're made of double-stitched cotton. 301 00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:33,379 That way you never have to worry about bobbing and weaving. 302 00:17:33,447 --> 00:17:37,349 - Bobbing and weaving? - [Laughing] 303 00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:39,784 Cut it out, Ali. Stop being ludicrous. 304 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,787 You're gonna make me forget my lines. 305 00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:44,016 What are these boxers made of? 306 00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:47,026 Well, these are the new Don King brand. 307 00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:50,996 They're 10 percent cotton, 90 percent commission. 308 00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:53,397 And they come in several sizes: 309 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:56,868 Middleweight, heavyweight, super heavyweight... 310 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:59,963 and George Foreman. 311 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,134 This is the latest thing: Disposable shorts. 312 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,145 We like to call this our Buster Douglas line. 313 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,909 They're good only once, but if you wear them again... 314 00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:10,917 they fall down after 10 seconds. 315 00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:15,918 Okay. I'll try these boxer shorts. 316 00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:19,087 Bye, Bob! 317 00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:21,457 Hey, guys... 318 00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:24,326 will the ladies like me better in my Fruit O' The Loom? 319 00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:26,832 The ladies will think you're sweet as sugar. 320 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:30,700 The girls will think you're the greatest of all times. 321 00:18:30,771 --> 00:18:33,399 Oh, sure, they'll love you, Bob. 322 00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,704 They'll love you till you get a ring on their finger. 323 00:18:35,776 --> 00:18:38,210 And then, then... 324 00:18:38,278 --> 00:18:41,679 Then they'll bring their mothers around and try to take all your money from you. 325 00:18:41,749 --> 00:18:44,445 And they get madjust because you throw a few chairs and break some dishes. 326 00:18:44,518 --> 00:18:46,850 Hey, wait a minute! I'm not finished, Bob! 327 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,651 Then they'll divorce you, and then you'll have the worst fight of your life. 328 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,852 You know, I won that fight. I hit him with an uppercut... 329 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,918 [Announcer] Fruit O' The Loom boxers. 330 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,556 Get some today and stop being ludicrous. 331 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:10,340 All right. Thank you for hanging out with us. 332 00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:14,674 - Tell 'em what to do, man. - See you next week! 333 00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:16,739 See you next week. 334 00:20:21,715 --> 00:20:24,980 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪♪ 29170

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