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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,823 --> 00:00:05,917 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 2 00:00:06,994 --> 00:00:09,121 ♪ In living color♪ 3 00:00:09,196 --> 00:00:11,756 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 4 00:00:11,832 --> 00:00:15,063 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 5 00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:19,129 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 6 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:21,401 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 7 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:23,943 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 8 00:00:24,011 --> 00:00:27,572 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 9 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,742 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 10 00:00:30,818 --> 00:00:32,945 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 11 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,818 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 12 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,984 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 13 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,051 ♪ In living color♪ 14 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,364 ♪ In living color♪ 15 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:47,094 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 16 00:00:47,168 --> 00:00:52,333 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 17 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:54,601 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 18 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:57,109 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 19 00:00:57,178 --> 00:00:59,112 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 20 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:02,911 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 21 00:01:02,984 --> 00:01:05,282 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 22 00:01:05,353 --> 00:01:07,514 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 23 00:01:08,923 --> 00:01:12,552 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 24 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,323 ♪ In living color♪ 25 00:01:15,396 --> 00:01:17,330 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 26 00:01:17,398 --> 00:01:19,593 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,658 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:21,736 --> 00:01:25,103 - ♪ Take it from me It's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:30,269 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 30 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:32,335 [Audience Applauding, Cheering] 31 00:01:32,413 --> 00:01:35,940 Ladies and gentlemen, Keenen Ivory Wayans. 32 00:01:36,017 --> 00:01:39,111 [Applause] 33 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,518 [Cheering And Whistling] 34 00:01:52,166 --> 00:01:55,602 Thank you. [Laughs] 35 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:58,332 Thank you. Welcome to the show. 36 00:01:58,406 --> 00:02:00,397 I came out here tonight because... 37 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,533 I know you're sitting and you're watching at home... 38 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:06,046 and somebody introduced me and you were goin', "Who is that?" 39 00:02:06,113 --> 00:02:08,581 So I'm going to introduce... First I'll reintroduce you... 40 00:02:08,649 --> 00:02:10,708 to all the other Fly Girls, if you don't know 'em by now... 41 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:12,719 and then I'll introduce you to our newest Fly Girl. 42 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:18,657 - Starting here with Deidre, Cari, Michelle. - [Applause] 43 00:02:18,726 --> 00:02:21,786 This is our newest Fly Girl, Carla Garrido. 44 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:25,127 [Cheering] 45 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:28,657 That's Carrie Ann and Lisa. 46 00:02:30,037 --> 00:02:33,734 And of course you gotta say hello to the one and only... 47 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:36,641 - SW1. - [Cheering] 48 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,841 [Laughing] 49 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:47,911 Sit tight. We'll be right back. Lots of fun. Guaranteed. 50 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:52,919 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 51 00:02:52,993 --> 00:02:57,054 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 52 00:02:57,131 --> 00:02:59,622 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 53 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,964 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪♪ 54 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:10,807 Bob, you think you could try to clean the windshield? It's filthy. 55 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:14,947 - [Scratching] - Oh, heck! 56 00:03:15,015 --> 00:03:16,949 I just cleaned these wipers last week. 57 00:03:17,017 --> 00:03:20,043 There's got to be a better way to clean a windshield. 58 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:22,055 [Thump] 59 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:24,114 What was that? 60 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,463 How y'all doin'? Havin' a nice day? 61 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:34,797 [Man] Yes, forget about lousy wiper blades. 62 00:03:34,869 --> 00:03:37,667 In fact, forget about windshield wipers entirely. 63 00:03:37,738 --> 00:03:41,071 Introducing Mr. Squeegee. 64 00:03:41,142 --> 00:03:45,602 Your windshield will sparkle forjust pennies a day. 65 00:03:45,679 --> 00:03:47,738 [Tires Screeching] 66 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:52,115 He sticks to your car like glue, even under the most extreme driving conditions. 67 00:03:52,186 --> 00:03:54,620 And he's guaranteed not to shake loose. 68 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:58,281 - [Scream] - [Thud] 69 00:03:58,359 --> 00:04:00,691 [Horn Honks] 70 00:04:02,196 --> 00:04:04,357 [Yelps] 71 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:07,662 Look here, man. I'm just trying to make an honest dollar. 72 00:04:07,735 --> 00:04:10,863 Help a brother out, homey. Help me get something to eat, man. 73 00:04:10,938 --> 00:04:12,872 - How about you, Miss Lady? - [Coin Drops] 74 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:15,170 All right. Have a nice day. 75 00:04:16,944 --> 00:04:18,969 Wipers never work when you need them. 76 00:04:19,046 --> 00:04:22,311 Mr. Squeegee works whether you need him or not. 77 00:04:23,684 --> 00:04:26,482 Not only are we cleaning our windows... 78 00:04:26,554 --> 00:04:30,217 But we feel really good about it too. 79 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,454 Hey, look here, man, let me get a "sammich," man. 80 00:04:41,235 --> 00:04:43,795 Gentlemen, we are the only studio in town... 81 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:46,169 without a single black filmmaker. 82 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,334 This is a a key market that we simply have to tap... 83 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:51,344 so today I have lined up meetings... 84 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:54,904 with some of the hottest young black filmmakers in Hollywood. 85 00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:57,542 This must be the place! 86 00:05:03,324 --> 00:05:07,454 Now, wake up the dotted line 'cause the Funkateers are here to sign. 87 00:05:07,528 --> 00:05:10,088 On the good foot, you know? 88 00:05:10,164 --> 00:05:12,098 Gentlemen, you're early. 89 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,726 And you look sweet enough to eat, honey. 90 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:16,736 Oh, I get a cavity just lookin' at you, sweet thing! 91 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:21,639 Look here, home skillet, save some for dessert, ya know? 92 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:25,907 - Now, you must be... - Funky Finger Producciones. 93 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:29,746 - I'm Clavell. - I'm sorry. I don't see your name here. 94 00:05:29,817 --> 00:05:33,878 - And I'm Howard Tibbs III. - Let me give you one of my business cards. 95 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:36,320 You know, I'm fresh out. Howard? 96 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:39,757 Bam! 97 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:42,990 All right, the number's here, but you're gonna have to read real quick... 98 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:45,122 'cause it's growing back fast. 99 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:49,533 - I'm gettin' ready to buy one of them blow out kits. - Basketball Afro for days! 100 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:54,098 Well, it is certainly a pleasure to meet you both. 101 00:05:54,174 --> 00:05:58,634 Let me start by introducing you to our vice president of publicity, Lee Dagget. 102 00:05:58,712 --> 00:06:02,512 - Say what? - Bam! You're just the man I wanted to see. 103 00:06:07,354 --> 00:06:10,755 - You all right, homeboy? - All right. 104 00:06:10,824 --> 00:06:13,816 - Look here. - Don't push him out the car. 105 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:17,591 Interesting title. Oh Knats. 106 00:06:17,665 --> 00:06:21,431 No, no, no. You got that backwards. Let me see this here. 107 00:06:21,502 --> 00:06:23,732 That's Stank Ho. 108 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:25,829 See, it's a love story. 109 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:27,931 It picks up where Pretty Woman left off... 110 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:31,239 only this time, she does all her shopping at Fatburger, ya know? 111 00:06:31,312 --> 00:06:33,280 Did I mention I had a doctor's appointment? 112 00:06:33,347 --> 00:06:36,248 Block 'em at the door, homey! [Laughs] 113 00:06:36,317 --> 00:06:39,218 Gentlemen, it has just been a real pleasure meeting you. 114 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:41,516 We ain't done yet, big legs! 115 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:43,522 You know, it's a two-picture deal. 116 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:45,524 Howard, show 'em the trailer. 117 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:48,652 I really don't think we have time for this. 118 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:52,223 Whoo! 119 00:06:52,299 --> 00:06:54,233 Bam! 120 00:06:57,604 --> 00:07:00,072 Now, you see, this is a little ditty we like to call... 121 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:02,404 Dirty Dancing With Wolves. 122 00:07:10,617 --> 00:07:12,744 Ain't no function at this junction. 123 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,345 - I had the time of my life. - I'm just kiddin', y'all. 124 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,356 But I never met this wolf before. 125 00:07:17,424 --> 00:07:20,450 - Let's take it downtown, home skillet. - Break it down. 126 00:07:22,129 --> 00:07:24,427 Look here, homey, I hate to interrupt this thing... 127 00:07:24,498 --> 00:07:26,591 but the costume got to be back in just about 15. 128 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,567 - And the bus... - And here comes my bus. 129 00:07:28,635 --> 00:07:30,626 - There go the bus. - You got change for a dollar? 130 00:07:30,704 --> 00:07:33,036 I got it. Leroy, bring my camera by later, could you? 131 00:07:35,676 --> 00:07:37,769 Now how does that grab you, matzo grip? 132 00:07:37,845 --> 00:07:41,804 - Ahh! - Well, you know, I think I've seen just about enough. 133 00:07:41,882 --> 00:07:44,783 Your 12:00 is here, Lisa. 134 00:07:44,852 --> 00:07:48,219 Do you two know you left your sandwich cart outside? 135 00:07:48,288 --> 00:07:50,620 Well, ain't that a chocolate chip cookie? 136 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:52,625 You know, I knew we forgot something! 137 00:07:52,693 --> 00:07:55,093 Hey, look, y'all! Who's hungry? 138 00:07:55,162 --> 00:07:58,427 - Please show these gentlemen out. - Did I mention we also produced... 139 00:07:58,499 --> 00:08:00,433 My Afro's Too High to Box with God? 140 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:02,435 Right, and Teenage Mutant Negro Turtles. 141 00:08:02,503 --> 00:08:04,437 Say, say, say, brother! 142 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:07,440 - Isn't that Wes Unseld? - Love your work, man! 143 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:16,308 Carla, the coast is clear. 144 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:18,783 Can I borrow, uh, you know, a feminine product? 145 00:08:18,852 --> 00:08:22,618 - Oh, you mean a tampon? - Shh. Yes. Hurry. 146 00:08:24,224 --> 00:08:26,089 Thanks. 147 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:30,456 That time of the month, huh, Joyce? 148 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:33,125 That's not cleavage. It's swelling. 149 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,862 Suffering from P.M.S., Joyce? [Laughs] 150 00:08:35,936 --> 00:08:38,700 See? I told you she looked bloated. 151 00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:42,139 Can't seem to disguise the fact that it's your time of the month? 152 00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:45,872 Well, now Femco brings you Fashion Tampons. 153 00:08:45,946 --> 00:08:47,880 Stylish, comfortable and fun. 154 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:51,475 They come in assorted colors and go with any outfit. 155 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:54,817 Ooh, Joyce, I love those earrings! 156 00:08:54,888 --> 00:08:58,449 Thanks, Carla. Actually, they're tampons... 157 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:02,518 conveniently packaged in boxes of 12, 24 and 186. 158 00:09:02,596 --> 00:09:04,530 And they're super absorbent. 159 00:09:04,598 --> 00:09:07,362 Something you just can't find in other fashion wear. 160 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:13,066 Fashion Tampons. Well, honey, I'm just gonna go on down and get me some. 161 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:17,376 Gee, Joyce, you look great today. 162 00:09:17,444 --> 00:09:20,880 I like a woman who can accessorize. Really turns me on. 163 00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:23,178 Nice dress, Joyce. 164 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,218 This old rag? 165 00:09:25,285 --> 00:09:30,086 Fashion Tampons. Because at that time of the month, you want to look good. 166 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:34,760 [Woman] And there's also Fashion Maxi and Mini Pads... 167 00:09:34,828 --> 00:09:36,762 for the woman on the go. 168 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:39,993 Fashion Tampons from Femco. 169 00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:45,036 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 170 00:10:17,738 --> 00:10:20,605 [TV Reporter] Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions... 171 00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:23,438 Honey, how's that roast coming along? 172 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:25,603 It's almost ready, dear. 173 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:29,638 - [Siren Wailing] - Gee, Dad, that sounds close. 174 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:34,945 - Dad, it stopped right in front of the house! - What's going on? 175 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:37,582 All right, everybody, let's all just calm down. 176 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,889 - I'll take care of this. - [Knocking] 177 00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:47,523 Nice to meet ya, folks. Fire Marshal Bill here. 178 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:50,468 - Won't you come in? - Don't mind if I do. 179 00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:54,940 - Wow! A real fireman! - That's right, princess. 180 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:57,033 Say, you sure have a beautiful family here. 181 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,170 Why, thank you, Fire Marshal Bill. How can we help you? 182 00:11:00,247 --> 00:11:03,546 Well, it's National Fire Safety Week. 183 00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:07,553 I've been going door to door lookin' for fire hazards. 184 00:11:07,621 --> 00:11:09,885 Mind if I give your place a little inspection? 185 00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,891 It's free. 186 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,927 Please do. 187 00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:18,021 Son, does your father always smoke a pipe? 188 00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:20,032 Yes, sir. 189 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:25,436 Pipes, cigarettes... number one cause of domestic fires. 190 00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:28,167 - Let me show you something. - Certainly. 191 00:11:28,242 --> 00:11:32,076 Now, say one night you're driftin' off to sleep on the couch... 192 00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:36,104 and the pipe falls out of your hand like that. 193 00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:38,981 Now you start dreaming that you're havin' a little barbecue... 194 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:41,043 you pull out a can of lighter fluid... 195 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:44,181 Boom! You're off to the races. 196 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:47,227 - Fire! - What, that? 197 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:50,127 Hey, Fire Marshal Bill, your finger's on fire! 198 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:54,964 That's nothin'. I've caught fire so many times, I can't even feel it anymore. 199 00:11:55,035 --> 00:11:57,094 The trick is not to panic. 200 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:01,004 Fire... is... your friend. 201 00:12:01,074 --> 00:12:04,475 Uh-oh! Look what I found. 202 00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:06,978 [Family Coughing] 203 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:10,073 Down at the station, we like to call this an octopus. 204 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,085 Let me show you something. 205 00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:17,214 Pull these out, it becomes an exposed electrical outlet. 206 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:20,920 Let's just say it's after dinner. You've got a fork in your hand. 207 00:12:20,994 --> 00:12:23,519 Somebody says, "Hey, a gaggle of geese!" Where? Where? 208 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:25,531 [Screaming] 209 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:33,003 Fire Marshal Bill, are you okay? 210 00:12:33,073 --> 00:12:37,806 Are you jokin'? I've been hit by lightning 19 times. 211 00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:39,345 That's horrible! 212 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:42,246 Not really. I'm startin' to enjoy it. 213 00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:44,784 Okay, everybody... 214 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,411 out to the kitchen! 215 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:53,285 Now your kitchen area is an all too common locale... 216 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,294 for fires. 217 00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:59,093 First time I spontaneously combusted was in a kitchen not unlike this one. 218 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,100 It was one of those hot nights. 219 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,535 I opened the fridge, and boom! Went up like a powder keg! 220 00:13:04,604 --> 00:13:06,538 [Laughs] 221 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:08,699 Good thing I knew how to drop and roll. 222 00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:12,438 - Your hand's on fire! - So it is. 223 00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:16,505 That's a sure sign that your gas flow hasn't been calibrated properly. 224 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,518 - [Water Hissing] - Ahh! Now... 225 00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:22,350 Say you got yourself a bit of a virus. 226 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,413 You're lookin' for a box of tissues... 227 00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:26,425 but it's not there and it's too late. 228 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:28,427 [Sneezes] 229 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:34,195 Next thing you know, your gas light goes out on your new gas range. 230 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:38,761 Suddenly, your house is hit by a giant meteor storm that's totally unexpected. 231 00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:42,741 One of those hot little babies comes right through the kitchen window... 232 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:45,004 you just happen to be holding a match. 233 00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:47,308 - Hey! - You're not gonna light that, are you? 234 00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:50,942 Don't worry, folks. I'm a fire marshal. 235 00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:58,156 [Explosion] 236 00:14:01,962 --> 00:14:06,365 - [Crying] - It's all gone, Mommy. 237 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,492 It'll be okay, sweetheart. 238 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:11,162 Everything we had was in there. 239 00:14:11,238 --> 00:14:13,433 Come on, folks. Let's move along. You'll be all right. 240 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,771 [Coughing] 241 00:14:18,645 --> 00:14:22,513 They just keep building 'em higher, don't they? 242 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:26,040 Hey! Neighbor! [Blows Whistle] 243 00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:30,613 Is that a wood shingle roof you got there? 244 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,681 Let me show you somethin'! 245 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,529 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 246 00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:44,662 [Recorded Voices, Indistinct] 247 00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:48,600 ♪♪ [Man Rapping] 248 00:15:00,153 --> 00:15:04,112 [Explosion] 249 00:15:04,191 --> 00:15:07,627 ♪♪ [Rapping Continues] 250 00:15:07,694 --> 00:15:11,023 ♪♪ [Ends] 251 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:21,825 Company, halt! 252 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:24,734 Okay, Woodpeckers, here we are. 253 00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,272 At ease. 254 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:32,274 [Audience Cheering] 255 00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:36,907 [Honking] 256 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:41,044 Welcome, all. Welcome to Home E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid... 257 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,351 unless he get on my damn nerves. 258 00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:46,357 Have a seat, little childrens. 259 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,416 - Yeah! - Yeah! 260 00:15:49,729 --> 00:15:52,357 That's, uh... 261 00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:54,524 "Woodpecker," Mr. Cheese. 262 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,934 That's, uh, "Clown," Mr. Peckerwood. 263 00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:02,607 Do you mind if I, uh... 264 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:04,802 if I use a check for this? 265 00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:07,402 - Oh, you want to pay me with a check, huh? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 266 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,574 And have me stand in line in some damn bank in a clown outfit... 267 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:15,485 degrading and shaming myself to cash your little peanuts, huh? 268 00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:17,955 I don't think so. 269 00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:23,288 Homey don't play that. 270 00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:25,455 [Laughing] 271 00:16:25,531 --> 00:16:28,694 See? The little chickadees is having fun already. 272 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:33,933 I suppose you're right. Okay! 273 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:36,031 Woodpeckers! 274 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:40,568 We rendezvous here at 1400 hours. 275 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:44,707 [Imitating Woody Woodpecker] 276 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:48,219 What the hell was that? 277 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,518 - Woodpecker call, sir. - Yeah, all right. 278 00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:56,960 Well, now that Mr. Uptight-and-white is gone, let's have some fun. 279 00:16:57,029 --> 00:16:59,429 - Yeah! - Who's the little birthday child? 280 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,363 I am, Homey! I am! 281 00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:05,928 Okay. Then you get to wear this. 282 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,996 - Oh! - [All] Ooh! 283 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:11,100 - The birthday hat. - Thank you. 284 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:14,271 - So what do you wanna do first? - Open my presents! 285 00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,338 Oh, yeah, right. Open up all your presents... 286 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:19,475 while the rest of us stand here empty-handed, watching you have fun, huh? 287 00:17:19,552 --> 00:17:22,112 Yeah! 288 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:25,224 I don't think so. 289 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,783 Homey don't play that. 290 00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:31,193 You open that crap when you get home, Goldilocks. 291 00:17:32,999 --> 00:17:36,628 - Okay, what's next? - Oh, let's play some games, Homey. 292 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,636 Yeah! Let's play some games! 293 00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:41,502 Ooh! You want to play some games, huh? 294 00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:43,201 - Yeah! - Yeah.! 295 00:17:43,276 --> 00:17:46,677 Okay, let's play "Homey Says." 296 00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:47,940 - Yeah! - Yeah! 297 00:17:48,014 --> 00:17:50,949 Okay, Homey says do like this. 298 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:53,781 And then Homey says put your hands like this. 299 00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:57,345 And then Homey says close your eyes like this. 300 00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:04,889 The end! Wasn't that fun, childrens? 301 00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,092 How about another game? 302 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,694 - Let's play a game of cards. Any volunteers? - Me, me, me.! 303 00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:14,331 Okay, come with me, son. 304 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,810 What kind of cards are these? 305 00:18:18,878 --> 00:18:20,812 It's called solitaire... 306 00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:24,243 confinement. 307 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:28,984 That's what you get for volunteering, stupid. 308 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:31,922 - Okay, y'all want birthday cake? - Yeah! 309 00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:34,619 We ain't got none. 310 00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:37,595 We got cheese. 311 00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:41,690 Government cheese. Fresh baked this morning. 312 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,031 Let's sing the "Happy Birthday" song. 313 00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,162 ♪♪ [Singing] 314 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:49,503 Okay, that's enough! 315 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,509 Who wants to cut the cheese? 316 00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:56,778 All right. I'll just save it for my 2:00 party. 317 00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:02,080 Okay, childrens, line up. 318 00:19:02,154 --> 00:19:05,351 It's time to sing the Home E. Cheese Wiz Kids song. 319 00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:08,120 Come on out of jail, silly boy. 320 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,561 I'll hit you when I wanna hit you. 321 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:19,536 Come on. Line up. Let's keep it fun, childrens. 322 00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:22,335 Yeah! 323 00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:24,808 Okay, now, sing after me. 324 00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:28,472 ♪ I'm a Homey Wiz Kid Look at me ♪ 325 00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:31,675 ♪ I'm a Homey Wiz Kid Look at me ♪ 326 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:34,720 ♪ I run and jump and play all day because I'm free ♪ 327 00:19:34,787 --> 00:19:37,950 ♪ I run and jump and play all day because I'm free ♪ 328 00:19:38,024 --> 00:19:40,618 ♪ I wish everybody I wish everybody ♪ 329 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:43,958 ♪ I wish everybody could be like me ♪ 330 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,521 ♪ I wish everybody I wish everybody ♪ 331 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:50,091 ♪ I wish everybody could be like me ♪ 332 00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:53,070 ♪ Instead of downtrodden people in Mr. Establishment's society ♪ 333 00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:55,607 ♪ Living like dogs while they try to keep you down ♪ 334 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:58,700 ♪ With oppression and aggression and cable TV♪ 335 00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,372 ♪ With prison and lovin' it for justice for all ♪♪ 336 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,438 I said sing the damn song! 337 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:06,781 ♪♪ [Haphazard Singing] 338 00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:14,257 Okay, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough. 339 00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:16,851 - Oh! - Pass those out. 340 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:20,524 - Thanks, Homey! - I dub thee Home E. Cheese Wiz Kids. 341 00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:22,726 - I can't breathe. - Thanks, Homey. 342 00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,736 Homey! Homey! 343 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:30,572 Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! 344 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:32,838 Homey! Homey! Homey! Homey! 345 00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:38,680 My God! What have you done to the children? 346 00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:42,545 I've showed them the light. 347 00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:48,121 Okay, kids, let's go. Fun's over. 348 00:20:48,194 --> 00:20:50,128 Arm yourselves, Homettes! 349 00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:54,858 As your Woodpecker leader, I am warning you. 350 00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:57,903 I'm telling you to take those socks, put them away... 351 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:01,064 and come with me to headquarters N-O-W. 352 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,165 Oh, yeah? Go back to headquarters? 353 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:05,767 Yeah, so you can inspect our bunks? 354 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:10,714 - Yeah, and take away our candy? - Yeah, and make us eat lima beans? 355 00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:13,047 [Kids] We don't think so. 356 00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:19,152 Home E. Cheese Wiz Kids don't play that! 357 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:24,128 [Imitating Woody Woodpecker] 358 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:27,188 Hey, uh, Homey, can I get my presents back? 359 00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,757 - Oh, you want all your gifts back? - Yes, please. 360 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,860 I don't think so. 361 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:39,338 Hmm. I wonder where that 2:00 group of children is. 362 00:21:49,555 --> 00:21:53,355 Thank you. Thank you very much. 363 00:21:53,425 --> 00:21:58,761 Before we go, I'd just like to introduce you to our newest Fly Girl, Carla Garrido. 364 00:21:58,831 --> 00:22:01,163 [Cheering] 365 00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:03,565 All right! All right! 366 00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:06,366 - Say good night, Carla. - Good night! 367 00:22:06,438 --> 00:22:08,372 - Say, "See you next week." - See you next week. 368 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,432 She's gonna work out fine. See you later. 369 00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:05,124 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪♪ 29928

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