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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:05,386 ♪♪ [Rap] 2 00:00:05,459 --> 00:00:09,828 Yo! You're too slow. Isaac, Tootie, get him out of here. 3 00:00:09,897 --> 00:00:12,661 But you don't understand, I'm the Executive Producer of this show. 4 00:00:12,733 --> 00:00:14,826 We got a thing goin' on here. I don't know... 5 00:00:14,902 --> 00:00:17,735 He's cool, he's cool. Leave him. 6 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:21,866 All right, so anyway, the chicken crossed the road, right? 7 00:00:21,943 --> 00:00:24,878 Anybody know why the chicken crossed the road? 8 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:26,937 To get to the other side. 9 00:00:27,014 --> 00:00:30,848 [All Laughing] 10 00:00:30,918 --> 00:00:33,478 [Loud Laughing] 11 00:00:33,554 --> 00:00:37,684 Look, uh, Shawn, we got a show to do, okay? Can we... 12 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:39,749 Wait a minute. 13 00:00:41,495 --> 00:00:43,486 He says you're needed on some show. 14 00:00:44,899 --> 00:00:47,891 [Whispering, Indistinct] 15 00:00:47,969 --> 00:00:51,598 Mr. 1 says "chill." He'll be up there when he's ready. 16 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:54,869 Oh, well, you tell Mr. 1... 17 00:00:54,942 --> 00:00:57,968 that sooner or later he's gonna have to go home with me. 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,412 Now he's ready. 19 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,449 Bye, Shawn. 20 00:01:13,494 --> 00:01:15,724 See you after the show. 21 00:01:21,669 --> 00:01:25,571 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 22 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,403 ♪ In living color♪ 23 00:01:28,843 --> 00:01:30,401 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 24 00:01:30,478 --> 00:01:33,709 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 25 00:01:33,781 --> 00:01:37,774 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 26 00:01:37,852 --> 00:01:40,047 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 27 00:01:40,121 --> 00:01:42,589 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 28 00:01:42,657 --> 00:01:46,218 - ♪ Take it from me it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 29 00:01:46,293 --> 00:01:49,387 ♪ And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete ♪ 30 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:51,590 ♪ And all mankind danced to the exact beat ♪ 31 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:54,464 - ♪ And at night it was safe to walk down the street ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 32 00:01:54,535 --> 00:01:57,629 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 33 00:01:57,705 --> 00:01:59,696 ♪ In living color♪ 34 00:02:01,075 --> 00:02:03,009 ♪ In living color♪ 35 00:02:03,077 --> 00:02:05,739 ♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪ 36 00:02:05,813 --> 00:02:10,978 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 37 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:13,247 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 38 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,754 ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ 39 00:02:15,823 --> 00:02:17,757 ♪ Everybody, everybody everybody, everybody ♪ 40 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:21,556 - ♪ Everybody here is equally kind ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 41 00:02:21,629 --> 00:02:23,927 ♪ What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine ♪ 42 00:02:23,998 --> 00:02:26,159 ♪ In living c-c-c-olor♪ 43 00:02:27,568 --> 00:02:32,596 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪ 44 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:36,099 - ♪ In living color♪ - ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪ 45 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:38,111 ♪ You can walk on the moon Float like a balloon ♪ 46 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:40,170 ♪ You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon ♪ 47 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:44,240 - ♪ Take it from me it's a'ight to be ♪ - ♪ In living color♪ 48 00:02:44,318 --> 00:02:49,654 ♪ You can do what you wanna do in living color♪♪ 49 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:54,752 - [Audience Applauding, Cheering] - Ladies and gentlemen, SW1. 50 00:03:03,471 --> 00:03:06,099 We're very close to signing Paula Abdul. 51 00:03:06,173 --> 00:03:08,368 It would be quite a coup. 52 00:03:08,442 --> 00:03:11,411 Oh, this is it, homey. This is the green room. 53 00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:17,142 Is Madonna down here somewhere? 54 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:20,085 I'm Madonna's manager. She's on stage. Can I help you? 55 00:03:20,154 --> 00:03:22,122 The man himself. Look here, homey. 56 00:03:22,189 --> 00:03:24,123 I'm Clavell. 57 00:03:24,191 --> 00:03:27,592 Now I know Madonna must have mentioned me because we go way back. 58 00:03:27,661 --> 00:03:31,859 My cousin Boudreau delivered some flowers to her guesthouse one time last year. 59 00:03:31,932 --> 00:03:35,095 Now look here. I heard Madonna's been in town for a week... 60 00:03:35,169 --> 00:03:38,036 and she hasn't called me, you know? 61 00:03:38,105 --> 00:03:40,164 - Well, Madonna's very busy. - Say what? 62 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:43,699 Well, we all know how that can be. I'm Howard Tipps III. 63 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:47,942 I manage a group called Satern. That's with an "E." S-A-T-E-R-N. 64 00:03:48,015 --> 00:03:50,210 Now I used to manage a group called Stratus. 65 00:03:50,284 --> 00:03:52,718 Had to fire 10 horns, but we got nine left. 66 00:03:52,787 --> 00:03:55,255 But here's the kicker. We hired a brand-new bass player... 67 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,256 Polynesian cat from Detroit. 68 00:03:57,324 --> 00:04:00,191 Funky as he wanna be. 69 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:04,095 Let me give you one of our cards. You know, I'm fresh out. Howard. 70 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:06,156 [Chuckling] Bam! 71 00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:08,394 All right now. Check this out. 72 00:04:08,469 --> 00:04:11,097 Don't pay any attention to the drapes and fixtures, all right? 73 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:14,141 My number's here on the back, all right? I'm stayin' with Moms. 74 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:16,142 Don't call after 11:00 p.m. Not that you couldn't... 75 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:18,144 but it's a respect type of thing, all right? 76 00:04:18,212 --> 00:04:22,114 That's great. Uh, if you'll excuse me, I'm supposed to meet Tina Turner upstairs. 77 00:04:22,183 --> 00:04:26,347 Is Lil T in town, 'cause she hasn't called me, you know? 78 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:29,856 Ike hasn't called either, but that's another story, another life. 79 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:33,325 - Stop it! [Chuckling] - Great. Uh, see you later. 80 00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:36,192 When my hair gets straighter. [Laughing] 81 00:04:36,263 --> 00:04:38,197 Hello, Sunshine. 82 00:04:38,265 --> 00:04:40,631 You know, I didn't know angels could fly so low. 83 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:44,660 Clavey, give me a shot of insulin, 'cause I'm about to go into sugar shock. 84 00:04:44,738 --> 00:04:47,206 Girl, you are the sweetest thing. 85 00:04:47,274 --> 00:04:50,505 Howard Tipps III. That's spelled three-R-D. 86 00:04:50,578 --> 00:04:53,547 And I'm Clavell, that's with a "C." 87 00:04:53,614 --> 00:04:57,675 Let me give you one of my calling cards. You know, I'm fresh out. Howard. 88 00:04:57,751 --> 00:05:00,083 [Laughing] Bam! 89 00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:02,384 All right, now, check this out. 90 00:05:02,456 --> 00:05:06,187 Pay no attention to that sign language stuff on the front, all right? 91 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:08,421 'Cause that's not what we're all about, okay? 92 00:05:08,495 --> 00:05:12,795 But, look here, not that we ain't down with the deaf. Get it? 93 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:17,600 Now, this is B.D.'s beeper number, all right? You can call me anytime. 94 00:05:17,671 --> 00:05:21,198 I don't think my husband would approve. 95 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:25,109 Bam! In reverse! [Laughing] 96 00:05:25,179 --> 00:05:27,113 Not that we're cheap or anything like that. 97 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:30,548 But it's about that whole big recycling thing, you know? 98 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:32,609 Excuse me. 99 00:05:33,687 --> 00:05:35,211 - Salmon! - Cakes. 100 00:05:35,289 --> 00:05:37,280 Ahh! 101 00:05:38,659 --> 00:05:42,095 Excuse me, are you in this agent business? 102 00:05:42,162 --> 00:05:44,460 - Actually, I'm a film producer. - Right. 103 00:05:44,531 --> 00:05:48,467 Ain't that a blip? 'Scuse me, but we are too. 104 00:05:48,535 --> 00:05:51,299 You probably heard of us... Funky Finger Productions. 105 00:05:51,372 --> 00:05:54,273 You know our callin' card, the scratch and sniff one. 106 00:05:54,341 --> 00:05:57,071 - N-No, I haven't heard of you guys. - Well, look. 107 00:05:57,144 --> 00:05:59,612 I'm on the creative end and Clavey handles the business. 108 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,616 He's got a lot of experience... Amway, Herbal Life and, dig this, Dick Gregory. 109 00:06:03,684 --> 00:06:05,618 We gots to be down with the brothers, you know what I'm sayin'. 110 00:06:05,686 --> 00:06:08,917 But here's the kicker. You remember them little sea monkeys? 111 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:13,790 I'm gonna bring 'em back, homey, only this time I'm puttin' little cowboy hats on 'em. 112 00:06:13,861 --> 00:06:17,058 - What does that have to do with producing movies? - You don't get it, huh? 113 00:06:17,131 --> 00:06:20,328 We take the profits from the sea monkeys and dump 'em into our movie. 114 00:06:20,401 --> 00:06:22,801 Now, look here. Already shot the trailer. 115 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,634 [Both] Bam! 116 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:29,506 Calm yourself. This is on camcorder, but this sucker really cooks. 117 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:33,342 Now, look here. We call this Penitentiary Four. 118 00:06:33,414 --> 00:06:37,111 But dig it, you put your ducats down, call it anything you want! 119 00:06:40,621 --> 00:06:43,317 'Scuse me, baby. I'm sorry. 120 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,824 Oh, look here, this is a problem. The lens cap was on. 121 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:48,794 [Laughing] All right, you ready? 122 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:51,422 Clavey, let me finish up frying up this here baloney, all right? 123 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:54,558 How many times I've got to tell you I'm on a budget? Now go ahead on and start. 124 00:06:54,635 --> 00:06:59,663 - Oh, right. - All right, go ahead. Kick it. 125 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:02,004 - Give it up, y'all. - Action. That's action, Clavey. 126 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:04,010 Oh, l-I'm sorry. Actionini. 127 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:07,741 Here we go. Now, I been in this penitentiary three times already... 128 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:10,613 so I guess that makes this Penitentiary Four. 129 00:07:10,684 --> 00:07:13,551 - Now what's that booger on the side of yo cheek? - That's a scar. 130 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:18,648 And lookin'good too. Sorry. Now, tell me one more thing. What's this button here do? 131 00:07:21,695 --> 00:07:24,129 Now that spells big bucks. What do you say? 132 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:28,627 Oh, you-you speechless? Well, let me give you the kicker. 133 00:07:28,702 --> 00:07:33,935 Look here. What we tryin' to do is kinda combine Blacula meets Coffy. 134 00:07:34,008 --> 00:07:36,704 Now you know what that spells... more ducats in the hip pocket! 135 00:07:36,777 --> 00:07:40,213 - [Laughing] You know? - Excuse me, I gotta go. 136 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,339 - He's not down. - Well, his loss, our gain. 137 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:44,350 - Dig that. - Those are the guys. 138 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:46,511 Hey, y'all, party over here! 139 00:07:47,621 --> 00:07:49,555 I told you Madonna would be down with us. 140 00:07:49,623 --> 00:07:52,421 You, guys? Weren't you in Sister Sledge's green room yesterday? 141 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:55,360 - Oh, yes. - Oh, is the Sister in town, 'cause she hasn't called me! 142 00:07:55,429 --> 00:07:57,420 Look here. You're probably here to move my Torino. 143 00:07:57,498 --> 00:07:59,489 Now this key is for my crib in El Segundo. 144 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:02,535 It's in foreclosure, but that ain't nothin' but a business deal. 145 00:08:02,603 --> 00:08:04,594 - Give him a card, homey. - Bam! 146 00:08:09,276 --> 00:08:12,768 [Woman Narrating] At this season's international fashion show in Paris... 147 00:08:12,846 --> 00:08:16,179 Iraqi fashion designer Macbar Al Fakar... 148 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:20,050 took top honors but also his life in his own hands... 149 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,784 when he revealed his radical new line updating traditional garments... 150 00:08:24,858 --> 00:08:28,658 which had not been altered for thousands of years. 151 00:08:28,729 --> 00:08:32,893 This year, Fakar has taken daring risks with hemlines... 152 00:08:32,966 --> 00:08:37,096 sometimes revealing almost an entire ankle. 153 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:41,904 The beauty of Fakar's designs is that they can be worn anywhere. 154 00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:46,469 Actually, Fakar explained they must be worn everywhere... 155 00:08:46,547 --> 00:08:49,539 at all times, according to law. 156 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:53,484 Fakar also gave a tantalizing preview... 157 00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:57,854 of what they'll be wearing on the Iraqi beaches this season. 158 00:08:57,925 --> 00:09:02,726 That is, what they would be wearing if they were allowed on the beaches. 159 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:06,698 The designs of Macbar Al Fakar... 160 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:11,727 keeping Iraqi women one step ahead, but always three steps behind the men. 161 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:19,810 This is Elsa Klutch with another Style Minute for Fox News, Paris. 162 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,043 - You know, we do whatever we do to survive, brother. - Drop it.! 163 00:09:23,117 --> 00:09:25,312 ♪♪ [Hip-hop] 164 00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:34,517 ♪♪ [Man Singing] 165 00:09:51,578 --> 00:09:54,672 ♪♪ [Piano] 166 00:09:57,784 --> 00:10:01,151 Children, the first act was simply wonderful, wonderful. 167 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:04,782 Just be sure to speak clearly, okay? And Edna Louise? 168 00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:08,624 Edna Louise, you come away from that fire alarm for the fifth time today! 169 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:14,456 - Mrs. Keegan, I cannot possibly play the sheep! - Why not? 170 00:10:14,535 --> 00:10:20,030 - Because I have an ocasa calack adilelaaaa phobia. - Ooh! What's that? 171 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:22,735 It's a fear of wearing a stupid old, smelly sheep costume... 172 00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:25,107 when you really should have been a princess. 173 00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:28,512 Okay, well, if you're not feeling well, I guess we'll just have to call your mother then. 174 00:10:28,582 --> 00:10:31,312 Oh, you know something. It's amazing! I'm cured! 175 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:33,751 [Laughing] 176 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:36,914 Parnell, there'll be no more spitting from you. 177 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:40,721 I'm not spitting! I happen to have a severe alignment problem... 178 00:10:40,794 --> 00:10:43,695 that makes it difficult for me to contain my saliva. 179 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:47,029 Yeah! In other words, you've got Bucky Beaver bite! [Chittering] 180 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,762 I do not, Edna! 181 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:51,861 Edna Louise, you stop it! 182 00:10:51,939 --> 00:10:54,066 - Okay, mean old witch. - What did you say? 183 00:10:54,141 --> 00:10:57,668 I said, " Whatever you wish, Your Royal Highness." 184 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:01,373 Children, we have five more minutes, okay, so if you have to go, go now. 185 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:03,712 - Go where? - To the bathroom. 186 00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:11,320 Made you look, made you stare, made you eat your underwear. 187 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:13,791 Oh, you shut up, Edna Louise. 188 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,886 Hey, you know what, Tammy? I'll gonna do you this big favor, see. 189 00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:20,456 I'll let you be the beautiful sheep and I'll just be the dumb old princess. 190 00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:24,436 - Go away evil, ugly Edna. I don't wanna be a stupid sheep. - Oh, yeah? 191 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:26,335 - Well, I know a secret about you. - No, you don't! 192 00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:27,737 - Yes, I do! - No, you don't! 193 00:11:27,808 --> 00:11:30,072 Yes, I do! Infinity! You're adopted! 194 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:31,735 I am not! 195 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:33,302 - Yes, you are! - No, I'm not.! 196 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:37,146 Yes, you are! I saw your picture on... America's Most Adopted. 197 00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:41,517 And, um, and if you go out there, the whole audience will recognize you... 198 00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:45,456 and, uh, see, if you're the sheep then they won't see you. 199 00:11:45,525 --> 00:11:48,221 You shut up, Edna Louise! That's not true! 200 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:50,957 Hey, don't take it so hard. 201 00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:53,056 - Ha ha ha, Edna. - You. 202 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,761 - I told you. - [Together] Nobody wants to... 203 00:11:55,836 --> 00:11:59,863 You better stop... You're never gonna... 204 00:12:02,976 --> 00:12:05,843 Parnell, how many times have I told you that's impolite. 205 00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,948 She was the one. 206 00:12:09,016 --> 00:12:12,076 And you, miss, you better learn how to behave yourself. 207 00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:14,484 - Whatever you say, pruneface. - What did you say? 208 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:18,354 I said, " Oh, wow, I love the human race!" 209 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:21,155 Children! We have about five more minutes. 210 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:23,719 We're getting ready to start the show right now. Please come in. 211 00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:26,061 ♪♪ [Piano] 212 00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:31,502 Baa! Baa! 213 00:12:36,009 --> 00:12:38,000 [Mouths Words] 214 00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:42,941 I am the beautiful princess... 215 00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:49,417 and... and I'm adopted! 216 00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:58,021 Aha! You evil witch... 217 00:12:58,098 --> 00:13:00,225 your plan has been foiled! 218 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,860 And I, the true princess of the kingdom... 219 00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:05,302 must come here to claim my love... 220 00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:08,136 Farmer Brown... played by Parnell. 221 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,199 Hey, uh, Parnell, you're on. 222 00:13:15,082 --> 00:13:17,380 Way to go, Barfasaurus! 223 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:20,079 - Oh, my true love... - You're wreckin' the whole production. 224 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:22,815 Parnell, just say your lines. 225 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,361 I am a farmer... 226 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:33,798 and I have come to-to, uh... 227 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:38,827 - I've traveled very far. - I've traveled very far, 'cause... 228 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,839 Now I must kiss the beautiful princess, Edna Louise. 229 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:46,140 Now I must kiss the beautiful prin... Hey, I'm not supposed to say that. 230 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:49,011 - [Laughing] - Yuck! 231 00:13:49,082 --> 00:13:52,347 What'd you do that for, Edna-Pedna-big-fat-Nedna? 232 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:54,819 'Cause I'm in love with you! 233 00:13:54,888 --> 00:14:00,520 That's the grossest, most vomit-like thing that's ever happened. You are a vomitore. 234 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:03,620 Yuck! I kissed a sheep! 235 00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:06,666 But, alas! I am not a sheep. 236 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:11,170 I am a princess in sheep's clothing. It's a miracle! 237 00:14:11,238 --> 00:14:14,264 They all lived... They all lived happily ever after. 238 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:17,310 - The end! - Edna Louise! 239 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,814 Thank you. 240 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:25,045 Edna Louise, you come away from that fire alarm! 241 00:14:25,118 --> 00:14:29,418 [Alarm Ringing] 242 00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:38,386 - ♪♪ [Classical] - [Announcer] It's time for Buffed, Beautiful and Bitchin'... 243 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,761 the at-home workout with Vera de Milo. 244 00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:57,204 [Husky Voice] Hi, I'm Vera de Milo. And thanks for tuning in. 245 00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:00,512 You know, before I learned how to exercise properly... 246 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:03,018 I was a poor excuse for a woman. 247 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:07,751 Just look at those unsightly lumps of lard protruding from my sternum. 248 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:10,794 I was so weak and frail back then. 249 00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:14,820 I couldn't even tear a telephone book in half. 250 00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:18,630 But I made that change and you can too. 251 00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:23,834 So, let's get busy burning off those bothersome bazooms. 252 00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:27,241 Girls, are you ready? 253 00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:29,711 [All] All righty. 254 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,443 - ♪♪ [Dance] - Let's start with a stretch... and down. 255 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,083 Okay, now you try. 256 00:15:41,659 --> 00:15:45,686 See how those big breasts just weigh them down? 257 00:15:45,763 --> 00:15:50,700 I'm tellin' ya, you can't float 'til you get rid of those sinkers. 258 00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:53,100 And now the shoulders. 259 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,765 Come on, girls. Oh, yeah, that's right. 260 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,900 Uh-uh, that's right. 261 00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:01,877 Now, this one. Just pull it and pull it. 262 00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,937 Really pull it. Really... [Bones Cracking] 263 00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:06,006 [Yelling] 264 00:16:08,152 --> 00:16:10,643 Oh, wow! 265 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:15,158 That's gonna be sore in the morning, but it hurts so good. 266 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:19,720 And you know what they say... "No pain, no gain." 267 00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:24,232 Now, before attempting any serious lifting... 268 00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:29,738 I can't stress enough the importance of eating a healthy breakfast. 269 00:16:31,675 --> 00:16:35,805 Of course, I prefer mine in concentrated form. 270 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,475 [Whinnying] 271 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,575 [Nickers] 272 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,849 Another advantage of my at-home workout... 273 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:49,188 is that there's no need for investing in costly weight sets. 274 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,660 With just a little imagination... 275 00:16:51,729 --> 00:16:56,564 a few hefty household appliances will do just as well. 276 00:16:56,634 --> 00:17:02,266 Deidre, the secret to a strong, flat championship chest... 277 00:17:02,339 --> 00:17:06,400 is breast bombardment with maximum weight. 278 00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:08,411 Are you ready? 279 00:17:08,479 --> 00:17:11,710 - All righty! - [Screaming, Groaning] 280 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:16,719 That's the spirit! Show those mammaries no mercy! 281 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:20,518 Hey, kids, it's time for Vera's vanity table. 282 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:29,897 You know, some women spend a lot of money on lipsticks and glosses... 283 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,901 to make their lips look fuller. 284 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:36,133 I say you can get the same effect naturally... 285 00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,334 with a nice, hot curling iron. 286 00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:41,742 - Watch. - [Sizzling] 287 00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:51,121 Of course, it helps to have a high pain threshold. 288 00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:56,626 But believe me, when these babies start to blister, look out Michelle Pfeiffer! 289 00:17:57,695 --> 00:18:01,597 Till next time... toodle-oo. 290 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:23,549 ♪♪ [Rap] 291 00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:26,055 ♪ Come listen to the story about the 'bros, Ice and Wiz ♪ 292 00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:28,785 ♪ Two homeboys from the streets Who was always gettin'dissed ♪ 293 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,453 ♪ They said California is the place that's lookin'good ♪ 294 00:18:31,529 --> 00:18:36,091 ♪ So they found an empty truck and they moved to Hollywood Hills that is ♪ 295 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:40,604 ♪ Tenderonies and the fresh def cars ♪♪ 296 00:18:47,077 --> 00:18:50,274 [Audience Cheering, Applauding] 297 00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:53,914 Yo! Yo! Yo! 298 00:18:53,984 --> 00:18:55,918 - What's up? - What time it is? 299 00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:59,888 - Yo! - Yo! Welcome to the Homeboys Shoppin' Network! 300 00:18:59,957 --> 00:19:01,948 That's right. I'm Wiz, this is the Ice Man. 301 00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:03,960 [Together] Chillin'! 302 00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:07,759 That's right. Boy, we made the big move to the woods. 303 00:19:07,831 --> 00:19:10,322 Hollywood, that is. 304 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:14,167 Word! Now you seen it on TV and thanks to us... 305 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:18,641 you too can enjoy the lifestyles of the rich and famous. 306 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:21,769 That's right! For only $19.95... 307 00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:25,076 not only will you get maps to the stars' homes... 308 00:19:25,149 --> 00:19:29,552 but blueprints and floor plans of their security systems. 309 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,784 And, as an added bonus... 310 00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:36,257 we'll throw in this here key to the city. 311 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,887 Yo! With this two-way steel master key... 312 00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:44,526 no doors will be closed to you... windows neither. 313 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,866 That's right. Show 'em the other stuff. 314 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,962 - What other stuff? - All that other stuff. 315 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:53,169 - All right. - Who says you gotta be in film to get an Oscar? 316 00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:55,235 Not anymore. 317 00:19:56,814 --> 00:20:00,807 That's right. Use any sharp object to engrave your name here... 318 00:20:00,884 --> 00:20:02,852 - Bam! - Then put it on the shelf... 319 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,820 - Bip! - The hood of your car... 320 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:10,690 Or be the envy of your neighborhood by wearin' this as a funky fresh medallion. 321 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,752 There you go. 322 00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:20,631 But wait, wait, wait. Hold it, hold it, hold it. 323 00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:22,638 - You say "Homeboy." - What? 324 00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,174 - I say "Homeboy." - What? 325 00:20:25,242 --> 00:20:29,110 - I say "Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Homeboy." - What? 326 00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:32,410 - How can I have my picture taken with a star? - Say it. 327 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,483 No problem. 328 00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:40,955 I'm talkin' about a real star. 329 00:20:45,629 --> 00:20:48,860 No problem. We got him right here in the bag. 330 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:51,765 Help! Help! Somebody help me! 331 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:55,236 - You better hurry up. - 'Cause this one puttin' up a major fight. 332 00:20:55,306 --> 00:20:57,706 - Stop! [Yelling] - [Thud] 333 00:20:57,775 --> 00:21:03,270 Yo! Takin' pictures with the stars can be fun... 334 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,874 - but let me ask you this, Wiz. - Yes, Ice? 335 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:11,580 How can I share some of that there celebrity-type wealth? 336 00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:13,919 I'm glad you asked. 337 00:21:13,991 --> 00:21:18,690 - Simply get yourself a cut-out of your favorite star... - Uh-huh. 338 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,390 Put him in a compromising position... 339 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,758 then snap away. 340 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:33,467 I guess Bo knows cross-dressin' too. 341 00:21:35,312 --> 00:21:38,713 Now you sell this here photo to the National Enquirer... 342 00:21:38,782 --> 00:21:41,512 or just blackmail the celebrity himself. 343 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,576 Either way you slice it... 344 00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,820 [Helicopter Overhead] 345 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:53,954 [Man On P.A.] You two, down there, freeze.! Stop what you're doing.! 346 00:21:54,031 --> 00:21:57,000 Sounds like Beverly Hills Cops 2. 347 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,501 - Well, you know what that means. - It's showtime. 348 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,504 That's right. We'll see you next week. 349 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:04,598 - Same time, different star. - Peace! 350 00:22:13,851 --> 00:22:16,752 We'll see you next week. Good night. 351 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:07,299 ♪ You can do what you want to do ♪♪ 30612

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