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(mechanism rattling)
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(light music)
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(person screaming) (dark ominous music)
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(person screaming)
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(person groans)
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(dark ominous music continues)
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(tense music)
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(person screams)
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(tense ominous music)
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(person screams)
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(dark foreboding music)
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(upbeat music)
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- I have one more for you to try.
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- Gimme, gimme!
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Did you hear thigh gaps are out?
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Everything these days is big booty that
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and high protein this.
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But like honestly,
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I can't help it if I'm genetically predisposed
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to that heroin chic aesthetic.
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Well, what do you think?
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Do you think my followers will love it?
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- Definitely.
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- What about Cyrus?
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Will he love it?
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- Oh, won't be able to keep his hands off you.
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Especially if you pair it with this.
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- Oh, please. That'll get yanked off in like two seconds.
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- Oh. - What can I say?
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He's... Kinky.
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- Oh!
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- I dunno.
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Cyrus doesn't really think silver is a good color on me.
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- He said that?
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- He has a very particular vision for me.
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Oh my God, my skin is so dry.
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I look like a dehydrated piece of fruit.
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- You know, Daizy, you should really surround yourself
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with people who make you feel good.
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- What do you mean?
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- I just wouldn't want you to be with someone who makes-
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- Hey, that is the love of my life you're talking about.
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You don't even know him.
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So, just because your boyfriend's Mr. Perfect
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doesn't mean you need to look down on mine.
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- I know-
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- [Melissa] Olivia!
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- Coming! Sorry.
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What's up?
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- Is everything all right? - Yep.
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She's just finishing up.
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- Good.
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Well, just remember, we are here to smile, nod,
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stroke their ego and never under any circumstances,
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offer opinions on their personal lives.
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- Is it a bad thing to get to know the clients?
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- Of course not.
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You can get to know their bra size,
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waistline, that sort of thing.
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If she wants someone to talk to,
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she can talk to one of our 3 million followers, right?
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- Okay. Sorry.
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- There we go.
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Now go see if she wants the matching shoes as well.
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- Actually, while I have you here, I've been really-
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- Later.
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- [Olivia] Okay, but later-
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- Really, later.
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♪ From a kingdom
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♪ From a kingdom
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♪ From a kingdom
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- I'm sorry about earlier. It's none of my business.
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- Don't worry about it. Thanks for having my back.
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How's school by the way?
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- Mm. Yeah.
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It's going.
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- That bad?
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- Double major in fashion design and business.
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Working at this place 30 hours a week on top of it.
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It's a lot.
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- You just have to trust that the universe has your back.
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- Melissa?
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- Yeah?
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- Would now be a good time to chat?
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- Sure.
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- So I know that you're leaving soon and I've-
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- 15 years I've been prostrating myself at the feet
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of Hollywood's elite, measuring the in-seams
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of sex predators and whatnot.
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About time I made my big break.
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Costume designer for the new Glass Studios film.
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Who would've thought?
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- Right, well, I know that the store manager position
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will be open once you leave.
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And I was really hoping we could revisit our conversation-
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- Our conversation?
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- Our conversation about my future here.
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- We talked about this.
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- I wanna be a personal stylist one day.
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That's part of why I took this job.
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You even said that you gave me the number
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for Zendaya's stylist.
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- Did I?
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That was nice of me.
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- [Olivia] Well-
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- Let me stop you.
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I've decided to go with an outside hire for my replacement.
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- What?
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- I have a favor to pay back. Long story.
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But of course you can keep the job that you have now.
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- Could I still get that stylist number?
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- That was really more of a theoretical thing.
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But I'm still rooting for you, girl.
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Now lock up when you're done. Yeah?
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(energetic tense music)
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(phone beeping)
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(Olivia exhaling)
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(Olivia grunts)
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- Fuck it.
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- Hi, guys.
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Hey, hey.
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I've never done this before
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and I'm probably gonna hate that I did this later,
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but it's been one of those fucking days.
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You know, let me just break it down for a sec. Okay?
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I have been working at this boutique
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for the last four years,
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all through college nights and weekends.
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And today I... It just feels like I'm not being valued.
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Four months, my boss led me to believe
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that I was gonna be promoted, you know?
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And then today she just yanked it away.
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I mean, I was counting on this promotion for my future.
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And now what?
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Wow, honestly, guys, I'm loving the support here,
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but y'all gotta sit this one out, okay?
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Please do not harass my boss or anything like that.
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Okay?
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Anyway, it just feels defeating
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when you realize that hard work isn't enough.
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You know, like most people want to hold you back.
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It's like they're scared of you
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getting a seat at the table or something.
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And there are just so many unspoken rules.
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You have to be confident, but not arrogant,
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passionate, but practical.
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It's exhausting. And...
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Okay. Wow.
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It's honestly really so comforting to see
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that so many of you guys can relate to this.
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And here I am bitching
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and all you guys care about is my makeup routine?
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For those wondering, I'm wearing VXV makeup. I'm...
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Yeah, I mean, I'm not sponsored by them,
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but yeah, I'll give 'em a shout out.
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Anyway, thank you guys, everyone, thank you for listening.
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This was weird, but kind of a vibe.
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(energetic tense music)
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- So basically my thesis has kind of evolved
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into this meta commentary about my thesis.
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Like the irony of writing about ethical consumption
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when the university you attend
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has the same carbon footprint as the fucking Kardashians.
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- I love it when you talk conscious consumerism to me, babe.
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- Hmm? Just wait until I get into corporate accountability.
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Talk about sexy.
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- Oh, be still my beating heart.
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- Yeah. You don't think I'm a fraud though, do you?
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- Literally, the only new clothing
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I've ever seen you purchase is underwear.
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And you're writing your essay on a typewriter
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that's older than you.
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You are good.
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- And we just won't talk about the fact
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that I've been using ChatGPT for therapy for the past month.
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- Maybe I need to be doing that
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instead of going rogue on live.
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- What?
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- I know, it was super cringe.
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- [Gabe] No, what are you talking about?
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- Did you see it?
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- I haven't been on social media for a few days.
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- Oh, well, basically there was a lot of monologuing
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for all of the world to see.
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The gist of it is,
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I'm not getting the store manager position.
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- Ah, I am so sorry, Olivia. You deserve better.
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But if there's one thing I know about you,
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it's that you're resilient, right?
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- I thought so.
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But I don't know, Gabe, what if...
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What if this is a sign?
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I should have just listened to my Mom
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and pursued something more practical.
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- Look, just because your mom
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is the Internet's favorite pop psychologist,
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it doesn't mean you need to listen
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to everything she says, okay?
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- I just don't wanna be 30 struggling to pay my bills
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and stuck in a ruthless industry
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with one win for every 500 losses.
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- That's not gonna happen.
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Look, Melissa isn't the first person to knock you down.
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She's not gonna be the last.
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But you have more drive, more talent,
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more, you know, special sauce on a bad day
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than most people do on a good, okay?
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I believe in you.
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- I love you.
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- I love you, too.
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(bright dreamy music)
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(door creaks)
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- You two lovebirds gonna come inside
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or stand here and fuck in my doorway?
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- [Gabe] I thought this was our doorway.
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- Oh, please, bro.
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You spent almost every single night at Liv's place
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for the past two months.
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It's my damn doorway.
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(upbeat music)
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My Lord.
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- Dude, I can never tell
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if you're actually making fun of me or not.
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- Nah, man. I think it's cool being a good citizen, shit.
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Although, I distinctly remember you
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going through an unholy amount
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of single use tissues freshman year.
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- I had allergies.
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- Right. Right.
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Allergies.
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Me too. Yeah.
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So it must be nice over there though, right?
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- Over where?
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- [John] At Liv's!
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- Right.
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- I mean, I promise not to take it personally
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that you heartlessly abandoned me
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like two months before graduation.
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- I abandon your horrendous shower singing
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and your canned tuna fixation.
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- Yeah, I'm a slut for omega-3s.
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(Gabe chuckles) You know this.
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- I'm fucking with you, bro.
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I'm fucking with you.
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- I know, I know.
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I knew that. You're sensitive.
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- [Gabe] Okay. Yep.
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- You can keep that.
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- [Olivia] Fuck, I hate Melissa. I hate that bitch.
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- So normally I'm against hexes,
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but I can make an exception in Melissa's case.
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- (chuckles) Do not hex her.
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- Fine. What's her star sign?
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Is she a Gemini?
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Bet she's a Gemini. That two-faced cuntbag.
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- Okay, I appreciate all this, but let's just,
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let's just not talk about Melissa anymore.
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I get my mind off it.
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- Oh, what should we do for our post grad trip?
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John will not shut up about this Amalfi Coast pitch.
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- John won't shut up about what?
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- I don't know- - Fucking shit.
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- Oh, we're talking about how bougie you are.
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(Syd shrieks)
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- Because I think a seaside villa
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and a bottle of Furore Bianco would be sick as fuck?
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By the way, Olivia is just as bougie,
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she just tones down around Gabe.
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- Oh, does she? - No, I don't.
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The world is a mess. And I need my creature comforts.
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And Gabe knows that.
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- "Oh my Gabe knows it doesn't even-"
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- Which is why I can't even convince her
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to do a few days in Joshua Tree.
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- Nope. - But I mean, personally,
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I think we should all get out
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and, you know, connect with nature.
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- Okay, Greta Thunberg.
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- Okay, you seriously don't expect me
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to go camping, babe, do you?
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Like be for real,
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I am not spending my summer graduation trip
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somewhere without wifi or an indoor plumbing system.
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- You sure?
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I'm telling you, shitting in a hole in the ground
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is way cooler than it sounds.
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(Syd sighs) (Olivia laughs)
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♪ On top, on top, on top now
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♪ My team shut it down to we clock out ♪
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♪ Mm-Hm, hustlers to the front now ♪
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♪ If you ain't no damn, would you know now ♪
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♪ On top, on top, on top now
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♪ On top, on top, on top now
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♪ If you ain't no damn, would you know now ♪
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♪ My team shut it down to clock out ♪
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♪ Old dog, new tricks and the new pound ♪
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♪ Old boss, new crib with a new lounge ♪
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♪ All source, new drip with a new style ♪
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♪ All risk clocked out, it's a new round ♪
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♪ Two sides of the coin for the same fee ♪
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♪ My side look better than the movie ♪
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♪ Old school, new school with the same dream ♪
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♪ Shout up to the top of the new swim ♪
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♪ Oh, I don't get along with your old rules ♪
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♪ Rather find me a new dream
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♪ We know that you're old news
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♪ Every season a new team
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♪ I got me a new move
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♪ I got me a new name
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♪ On top of (indistinct)
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♪ Close shop with (indistinct)
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♪ On top, on top, on top now
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♪ My team shut it down to clock out ♪
316
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,086
- So for this, I would probably just take what resonates
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and just leave the rest behind.
318
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because not everything's gonna make sense.
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- Do we?
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- Really?
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- Yes. - Okay.
322
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So first think of an intention.
323
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Maybe you want to get some clarity on a situation
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or a desire to learn something deeper about yourself.
325
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Ready?
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- Yep.
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(uneasy music)
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What is it?
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- Nothing.
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- Doesn't seem like nothing.
331
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- No, really, it's nothing. I think it's my fault.
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I must have exhausted my energy as a reader or something.
333
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It kind of muddies the result.
334
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Maybe King's Cup?
335
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- Fly by me. - Okay.
336
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,283
(uneasy music continues)
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(messages buzzing)
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(Olivia gasping)
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- Oh, you're in a good mood.
340
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Oh, that's so cool.
341
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- That is super cool!
342
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,919
- Oh, I can't breathe.
343
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,754
Whatcha trying to do? You trying to kill me?
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Trying to kill me?
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♪ All eyes on me
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♪ All eyes on me
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♪ Your fantasy
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♪ So plain to see
349
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♪ All eyes on me
350
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♪ All eyes on me
351
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,770
- So now I'm using VXV lip gloss.
352
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,707
You just put it on just like that.
353
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,109
Kissable lips.
354
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,245
And now your makeup is perfect.
355
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♪ All eyes on me
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♪ I am the star
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♪ You're just a fan
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- The first thing I do in the morning
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is go on my morning jog.
360
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Gotta keep those muscles in.
361
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,259
And then I ate some boiled eggs
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because you know, we lower our extra protein,
363
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,731
and then I'll do an LED mask just to keep the skin firm.
364
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,267
And then... Oh my God! (panting)
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♪ I am the star
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♪ You're just a fan
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(person sings indistinctly)
368
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,745
- This outfit is really cute.
369
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I got it from this really cute shop.
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I'm so bad at this.
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Just...
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Okay. Great.
373
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Great. Just gonna keep falling.
374
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Baby, this is not for me, this whole info...
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Okay. Okay.
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♪ All eyes on me
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♪ Want to spark your jealousy
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♪ All eyes on me
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00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,336
♪ All eyes on me
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♪ Your fantasy
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00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,939
♪ So plain to see
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00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,841
♪ All eyes on me
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00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,643
♪ All eyes on me
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♪ I own the show
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♪ I stole the scene
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♪ All eyes on me
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♪ All eyes on me
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00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,422
(phone buzzing)
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- I didn't know you guys were that close.
390
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,134
- I think she saw my little breakdown and felt bad for me.
391
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,670
- Yeah, or she's trying to keep tabs on you
392
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to make sure you don't get more popular than her.
393
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,443
- Like that'll ever happen.
394
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But it's really cute that you think that!
395
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:04,417
- Oh my goodness. Are these your real pajamas?
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00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:05,852
- Of course, they are.
397
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,188
- There's someone's ad.
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(phone buzzing)
399
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,132
- Oh my God! (cheers)
400
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,633
- Oh my goodness.
401
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:25,004
(birds chirping) (soft airy music)
402
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(hand banging)
403
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,209
- Hi, Mom.
404
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,845
- Hey, baby. Sorry I'm late.
405
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,492
- Your silent judging is incredibly loud.
406
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:51,364
- I'm just thinking that influencing isn't a real career.
407
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,233
It's extremely unstable.
408
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,435
Tastes and trends change all the time.
409
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,038
- Don't you think you're being a little hypocritical?
410
00:18:59,038 --> 00:18:59,873
- How so?
411
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,176
- You monetized your following?
412
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,313
- That's different. I'm not an influencer.
413
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,848
I'm a successful spokesperson
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00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,618
for a very successful self-care app.
415
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,020
And yes, in the process I managed to reach
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an elevated social media standing.
417
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,826
- So elevated, you can't even be bothered
418
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,294
to follow your own daughter.
419
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,530
- Excuse me.
420
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,499
- Nothing. Nothing.
421
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,007
- Baby, I don't follow anyone.
422
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,876
I'm merely just a conduit for the brand's content.
423
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,646
- Okay.
424
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,981
Well, what about the assistant wardrobe designer gig?
425
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,918
- A wardrobe assistant?
426
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,520
Well, that's just a job that you have now,
427
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,088
except on a studio lot.
428
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,558
Am I wrong?
429
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,961
- I literally don't know what else I can say here.
430
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,599
- Baby, I am just hard on you because I love you.
431
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:02,936
- I know.
432
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,607
- How's Gabe?
433
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,175
- Don't ask if you don't care.
434
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,117
(people laughing)
435
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,621
- What's the weirdest product freebie you've gotten so far?
436
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,156
- Nothing too weird.
437
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,525
Although the toner I'm using from Phebe Skincare
438
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,060
smells like death.
439
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,696
But it's great for tightening my pores, so.
440
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,997
- Wait, is that the one
441
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,399
with like traces of horse placenta in it?
442
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,768
- What the fuck? - Ew!
443
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,440
- I'm telling you right now, influencer culture is broken.
444
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,042
Didn't guys hear about that one influencer
445
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,478
a couple years ago who was like walking around,
446
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,248
promoting this weight loss drink and it contains cyanide?
447
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,315
- No.
448
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,917
- Well, it happened.
449
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,118
So I'm gonna inform you guys because Liv's in the industry
450
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,186
and I don't like it.
451
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,487
It's kind of scary.
452
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,356
- [Gabe] He doesn't know what he's talking about.
453
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,324
- [John] Gabe, bro, back me up here.
454
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,562
- I mean, sure, there are no...
455
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,130
There's some some ethical concerns,
456
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,568
but, I think, overall it's a good thing.
457
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,238
- Yeah? What?
458
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,774
- Well, I mean, influencers are pivotal
459
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,512
in like raising awareness for social justice issues.
460
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,880
And I think there's a lot of education
461
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,382
and skill sharing going around too.
462
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,084
- Oh yeah. Education, skill sharing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
463
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,586
I think you're just pissed that Liv's can be making
464
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,087
10 times more than you'll ever make.
465
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,889
- And 50 times more than you'll ever make.
466
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,691
- Wait to steal my job- - Okay, all right.
467
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,126
Let's just change the subject.
468
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,627
- Fine, fine. Happily.
469
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,297
Where do we land on getting day drunk on Positano?
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00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,232
- Oh my gosh. We are not doing that again.
471
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,800
- It'd be awesome.
472
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,935
- No, bro, we either find a more reasonable location
473
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,005
or you're gonna be sipping on champagne by yourself.
474
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,475
- All by myself?
475
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,747
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
476
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,015
Guys, we're going together.
477
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,317
It's a senior trip and I'm telling you,
478
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,284
you're gonna change your minds in a second.
479
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,519
Just look at this place.
480
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,354
I'm telling you, you will love this place.
481
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,889
- [Daizy] Hi, guys. It's me, Daizy.
482
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:03,823
- Oh wait, hold up a sec.
483
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,558
- [Daizy] My friend @oliviatate-
484
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,826
- Oh, Liv, that famous influencer chick is shouting you out.
485
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,128
- No way!
486
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,963
- Smooth on my skin.
487
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,299
On the bottle it says, if it starts to tingle,
488
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,201
it should work.
489
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,905
And I'm really feeling it tingle right now.
490
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,407
I'm starting to spot, everyone!
491
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,608
- Oh my God. - What's going on?
492
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,743
- [Daizy] What the heck is in this?!
493
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,744
- Oh my God. - What the hell is this?
494
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,446
- Oh my God! - Jesus Christ.
495
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,481
- Oh my God! (screams)
496
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,716
Oh my God, my face!
497
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,351
Oh my God!
498
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,652
- What the fuck is that?
499
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,486
(Daizy screaming)
500
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,088
- Oh my God. Oh my God!
501
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,155
- I'm gonna vomit.
502
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,059
(tense music)
503
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,228
- Holy shit.
504
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,903
(uneasy anxious music)
505
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:24,570
(uneasy anxious music continues)
506
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,211
(Olivia grunts)
507
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,882
- Trust me, I don't enjoy this,
508
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,185
but all this attention on you on that awful brand,
509
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,054
I mean, it's too much of a liability for the store.
510
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,257
- Melissa, it's a misunderstanding.
511
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,691
It just all spiraled out of control.
512
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,194
I didn't actually do anything wrong.
513
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,129
- I sympathize. I do.
514
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:54,467
But it is what it is. I have to let you go.
515
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,105
- And the wardrobe assistant position?
516
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,673
I can't be flirting with cancel culture
517
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,743
during this crucial transition in my career.
518
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:04,911
You understand.
519
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:10,116
- No. No, I very much do not understand.
520
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,251
This is the second time you've pulled this shit.
521
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,953
You can't just make people promises
522
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,755
and then take them away like that.
523
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,392
You're by far the most opportunistic, self-serving,
524
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,462
patronizing, outta touch woman I have ever met.
525
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,496
Get fucked!
526
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,667
- Wow. There's no need to be angry.
527
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:30,002
(Olivia grunts)
528
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,737
- Everything's ruined, isn't it?
529
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,842
Like I'm totally screwed.
530
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,143
- It will blow over.
531
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:41,881
But I agree, it's so unfair. Like galactically unfair.
532
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,316
Especially since Daizy's gained
533
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,750
like half a million followers since the incident.
534
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,118
It's so fucked.
535
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,654
- Are you kidding me?
536
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,056
- Everybody loves a victim.
537
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,158
(Olivia sighs)
538
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,694
(Olivia grunts)
539
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:59,732
(thunder booming) (anxious music)
540
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,162
- Gabe! Gabe!
541
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,499
What about glamping?
542
00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,468
- Jesus Christ, where did you come from?
543
00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:39,405
- Glamping! It's the best of both worlds.
544
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,641
You can still do your nature campy stuff
545
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:44,010
and I can still sit in my bubble bath.
546
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,278
Plus, I really think
547
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,946
that we should do a weekend getaway now.
548
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,348
Who says that we need to wait until graduation?
549
00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,686
I need this. Just until everything blows over.
550
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:56,889
Please?
551
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,825
(energetic music)
552
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,706
Who's ready to go glamping?
553
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:17,276
(all laughing)
554
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,580
Seriously though, thank you guys so much for coming with me.
555
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,082
I just really needed to get away from the chaos.
556
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,750
- Well, luckily you're a mutable sign,
557
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,319
which means that you can adapt well
558
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,322
and even thrive during periods of instability.
559
00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,657
- I think people who use the stars
560
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,393
to explain their behavior are stupid.
561
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,996
But not as stupid as Liv's hat. Why would he wear that?
562
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,497
- Stop the car!
563
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,833
(tires squealing)
564
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,635
- What the hell is this?
565
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,803
- Did anyone else just see that?
566
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:44,870
- [Olivia] See what?
567
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,714
(uneasy music)
568
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,718
- Well, that's not creepy at all.
569
00:26:58,718 --> 00:26:59,986
- This has to be a sign.
570
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,389
- What do you think it means?
571
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,291
- I'm not sure.
572
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,027
I mean, there's, there's plenty of historical cases
573
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,163
where these dolls act like protectors warning off harm,
574
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,265
but it's also equally likely
575
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,167
that they're really, really bad.
576
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,438
- What do you mean? Like they're cursed?
577
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,040
- Maybe.
578
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,174
Since we don't know why they're here,
579
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,609
I don't think we should mess with it.
580
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,245
I don't feel good about this.
581
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,048
- Everyone, chill! Okay?
582
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,349
Probably just a bunch of teenagers
583
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,018
trying to recreate the Blair Witch Project.
584
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,419
I mean, I don't know,
585
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,421
I don't want anyone, you know, feeling uncomfortable.
586
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,090
You guys are kidding, right?
587
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,959
You guys seriously aren't afraid of a bunch of teenagers
588
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,227
who think they're hot shit
589
00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,294
'cause they could tie a bunch of twigs together?
590
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,963
- Why are you pushing this?
591
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,265
You didn't even wanna come, Mr. Amalfi Coast.
592
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,000
- Yeah, you're right.
593
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,702
I came for Liv, 'cause she's our best friend.
594
00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,570
She's going through some shit and...
595
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,541
I don't know, it just means a lot to her.
596
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,646
I just don't like when people blow things outta proportion
597
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,481
for no reason, you know?
598
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,518
Just take a fucking Xanax and do some box breathing.
599
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,686
It'll be okay.
600
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,788
- Do you know about box breathing?
601
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,890
- I've been to therapy just like everyone else.
602
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,324
- Okay, well, I'm cleansing the place
603
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,759
the second we get there.
604
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,094
- All right, fair enough.
605
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,197
- [Syd] So, what'd you go to therapy for?
606
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,733
- [John] I had to learn how to cope
607
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,168
with having a massive dick.
608
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,002
- [Syd] Shut up.
609
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:23,903
- [John] What?
610
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,875
Oh my God. Look at this!
611
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,612
- [Olivia] It's so much bigger than in the picture.
612
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:36,816
- [John] Oh my. That's what he said. Ooh!
613
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:39,485
Sorry, had to. Absolutely had to.
614
00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,953
- [Syd] So the pictures of your dick are really small?
615
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,088
- [John] Oh my... No.
616
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,156
Maybe, sometimes, it comes in the angle.
617
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,191
- [Olivia] I'm so excited!
618
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,095
- [John] (cheers) Yeah, baby!
619
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,864
- [Olivia] Yay.
620
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,400
- [John] Oh yeah, let's go!
621
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,735
Look at this.
622
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:56,635
- Yay!
623
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:58,738
I'm so excited. - Oh my gosh.
624
00:28:58,738 --> 00:28:59,839
- Let's go, baby.
625
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,575
Alright, let's go. How about the bags, buddy?
626
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,479
- Oh wow.
627
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:08,080
This is great. This is great.
628
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,984
- Nice! This place is sick.
629
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:15,521
Let's go!
630
00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:16,922
- [Olivia] Yay.
631
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:20,226
- [John] Oh, I call the king bed. I call the king.
632
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,293
- [Syd] The vibes are off.
633
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,162
- [John] Oh, Jesus! Now what?
634
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,831
- I'm sensing, negative energy. It's oppressive.
635
00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:28,100
- It's one of the most beloved rentals on the site.
636
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,635
Highly rated.
637
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:30,936
- Yeah. I don't know.
638
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,106
- [Gabe] Oh my God, this is so sweet.
639
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,307
(Olivia laughs) (lighter clicks)
640
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,742
Okay, I'm just letting everybody know,
641
00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:38,644
I don't think I'm gonna go back with you guys.
642
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,979
- [Olivia] Yay.
643
00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,847
- Jesus Christ.
644
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,350
- [Olivia] Oh my God, Syd, you love the drama.
645
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,985
- Alright, that should be good.
646
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:49,955
Okay, I really hope this helps.
647
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,690
I'm gonna go head outside really quick.
648
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,825
- Oh my God. You gotta be kidding me.
649
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:53,993
- Just let her. (slaps)
650
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,194
- Ow!
651
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,028
(Gabe slaps) Ow!
652
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:56,929
Dude, you...
653
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,099
You know what?
654
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,367
Screw it. I don't care what she says.
655
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,668
The vibes are money.
656
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:03,636
- Yay! - Woo!
657
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:04,870
- [John] Money.
658
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,706
(birds chirping)
659
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,848
(Syd exhales)
660
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,220
(uneasy music)
661
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,749
(uneasy music continues)
662
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:56,422
(Syd shrieks)
663
00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,256
- [Gabe] Boom.
664
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:58,257
- [John] How?
665
00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,124
- I'm just good.
666
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,125
- I got one good hand.
667
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:02,928
- [Gabe] All right. We deal.
668
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:03,896
(door slams)
669
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:04,930
- [Olivia] What happened?
670
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:05,865
- There was a dead rat.
671
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:06,765
- Ew.
672
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,468
- Glad to see you made it out alive.
673
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:14,707
Man, sage makes me so horny.
674
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,942
- [Olivia And Syd] Ew.
675
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,978
- Well, if we're all done with the creepy voodoo shit,
676
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,280
can we please get this party fucking started?
677
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,183
Welcome shots, anyone? Huh?
678
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,087
Yes? - Mm-hm.
679
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,622
- I think, yeah. Yeah?
680
00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:31,423
Let's go! Let's go!
681
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,193
Oh shit.
682
00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:36,929
- No way.
683
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,697
- [John] It's not a shot glass.
684
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,966
- Okay. I don't like this.
685
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,635
Like, I really don't like this.
686
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,805
Explain that. Explain how that got there.
687
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,073
We should go home.
688
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,508
- It's probably just a guest before us
689
00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,043
wanting it on the prank. - Mm-hm.
690
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,645
- [John] And bravo, it worked.
691
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,347
- Maybe he's right, Syd.
692
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,953
- I just wanna know why you're all so determined
693
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:03,722
to ignore the warning signs of the spiritual plane.
694
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,190
- We're not determined, Syd.
695
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:08,360
It's just a matter of what's most logical.
696
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,629
- Okay, well, I would argue that existence is defined
697
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:11,730
by more illogical things than logical things.
698
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,998
- Can we please not get
699
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:14,967
into a philosophical debate right now?
700
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,142
If you wanna go, Syd, you can go.
701
00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:25,511
We'll call you a car.
702
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,715
Otherwise, let's step away from the spiritual plane
703
00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:31,617
and come back down the planet Earth.
704
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,186
Come on. It's nice here.
705
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:37,856
We got tequila.
706
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,397
(glasses clanking)
707
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,900
- It's okay, Syd. Tequila.
708
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,402
You know, you wanna stay for tequila. Yeah.
709
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,570
Come on. Tequila.
710
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,474
- Come on, Syd. - Tequila.
711
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,143
- Hmm.
712
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:58,944
- It looks good.
713
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,146
- Come on.
714
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,582
Truce.
715
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,483
- Tequila.
716
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,219
- Y'all suck. - Yeah?
717
00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:10,923
- Yay!
718
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:12,992
- Okay! Thank you, God.
719
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,460
- There we go.
720
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,661
- Cheers, babies.
721
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:20,733
- [All] Cheers!
722
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,002
- Babe, the typewriter?
723
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:25,938
- I thought maybe I'd work on my thesis.
724
00:33:25,938 --> 00:33:28,007
You know, we haven't graduated just yet.
725
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,111
Holy shit, you look gorgeous.
726
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:33,679
- Thanks.
727
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,546
- Come here.
728
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,881
- [Olivia] No, you.
729
00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:36,882
- Come here.
730
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:37,716
- Mm-hm.
731
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:38,550
- No? - No.
732
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:39,518
- No? - Mm-hm.
733
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,022
- No? (Olivia giggles)
734
00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:46,191
(light guitar music)
735
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,676
Do we really have to join 'em?
736
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,011
You know, if it were up to me,
737
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,213
I'd stay in here with you all weekend long.
738
00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:18,023
- [John] Yo, get your asses down here!
739
00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:19,925
(Gabe sighs)
740
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,226
(Olivia chuckles)
741
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,128
- There's something I need to tell you.
742
00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:26,031
I really, just like, really (murmurs).
743
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,000
And I dunno how to tell you this.
744
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,202
Oh my God, you just scared me.
745
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,639
- Do not tell me that you're mumbling to yourself
746
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,474
right after we saw those dolls.
747
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,943
- Yeah. That's a little sus, huh?
748
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:38,844
- Little bit.
749
00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,314
- I was just doing my affirmations.
750
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,451
- Can you help me take a pic?
751
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:46,285
- Of course.
752
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,386
- [Olivia] Cool.
753
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,455
- You look stunning. - Thanks.
754
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,726
- Are you gonna post these?
755
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,696
- I was planning on it. Why?
756
00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,298
You don't think I should?
757
00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,200
- I don't know it.
758
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,536
It just might be a little tone deaf after what happened.
759
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,239
- I don't know what else to do, Syd.
760
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,709
I lost my reputation, half my followers, and the career
761
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,345
that was at my fingertips is just slipping away.
762
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,915
I have to figure out a way to keep people engaged.
763
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,919
Otherwise, I will just be forgotten.
764
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,656
- It just doesn't feel like you.
765
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,961
- It's a version of me.
766
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,330
And I don't know if I can get
767
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:32,998
to where I'm going without this part.
768
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:35,601
But the truth is, nothing gets people's attention
769
00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,836
as quickly as a fucking bikini pic.
770
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,507
- Okay, got it. Sorry.
771
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:42,474
I did not mean to judge.
772
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,308
- [Olivia] Thank you.
773
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,276
- Do what you gotta do.
774
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:47,079
Yes!
775
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,282
Yes!
776
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,084
Yes!
777
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:59,057
And she looks cute. She looks so cute.
778
00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,326
- Doesn't that bug you?
779
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:04,363
Everyone drooling over your girlfriend online?
780
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,564
Calling her snack?
781
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,966
- It's not really about how I feel.
782
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,270
Plus, I'm not like a jealous person.
783
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:16,108
- Yes! (phone buzzing)
784
00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,242
Oh, your phone.
785
00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:18,110
- Oh.
786
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,180
Hello?
787
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:25,017
Hello?
788
00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:28,353
Is anyone there?
789
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,356
Huh.
790
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,224
- Who was that?
791
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,460
- No idea.
792
00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,096
- That's weird.
793
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,334
(tense music)
794
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:49,942
(owls hooting) (people laughing)
795
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,680
- Okay, okay, okay. Truth, truth, truth.
796
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,718
- Okay, tell us about the time you lost your virginity.
797
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,653
- Syd!
798
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,355
- It's crazy that you haven't told me.
799
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,327
- Are we seriously still talking about this?
800
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,295
Like, as a society?
801
00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:11,697
Because I think, (John puffs)
802
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:14,833
virginity is a social construct designed to shame women
803
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,436
and to equate their overall worth with their sexual history.
804
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,670
Tell me I'm wrong.
805
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:21,139
- Dude. Do you ever shut the fuck up?
806
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,809
Honestly, I mean, what? You want a gold star or something?
807
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:27,012
- Okay. So wait, I'm just not supposed to say anything ever?
808
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,581
Because that's exactly how these fucking archaic
809
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,149
and harmful beliefs endure.
810
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,618
You know, no one wants to talk about 'em,
811
00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:33,785
even in their closest circle.
812
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,953
- Okay, let's just-
813
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,255
- Dude, all I'm saying is I don't think
814
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:38,457
that Syd meant to uphold millennium of misogyny
815
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,359
by asking a friend about the first time she fucked.
816
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,294
- Okay, chill. Chill both of you.
817
00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,428
Let's just chill.
818
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,964
It was freshman year, some film bro.
819
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,066
He was really into "Fight Club."
820
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,301
- [Syd] Some orange flag.
821
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,236
- I thought you said he was in finance.
822
00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:52,337
- Did I?
823
00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:53,739
Nope. It was film.
824
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,842
- Was it good?
825
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,577
- Sorry, not your turn to ask.
826
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,415
Um, truth or dare.
827
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:04,783
- Dare.
828
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,684
- Okay.
829
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,556
Ooh, I dare you to go make out with that tree.
830
00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,226
Like you mean it.
831
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,128
- Easy.
832
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,362
- [Olivia] What?
833
00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,031
- Like you mean it. Like you mean it.
834
00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:20,632
- [John] Leave it to me, pal. Leave it to me.
835
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,700
- Okay, pal.
836
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,870
- [John] Woo!
837
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,338
- But do your followers actually wanna see this jackass
838
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:27,739
make out with a tree?
839
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,008
- It's for my glamping vlog.
840
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,911
Everyone loves a good cabin in the woods story.
841
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,980
- [Gabe] I thought like the whole goal of this trip
842
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,114
was to unplug.
843
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,382
- Technically that was your goal.
844
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,151
I didn't say anything about unplugging.
845
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,421
I just said I needed to get away. So?
846
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,690
- Okay, but don't you think it'd be like better
847
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:45,924
if we just detach?
848
00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:48,226
- Hello? We're doing this shit or what?
849
00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:49,761
- Yeah. Sorry.
850
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:50,662
Go ahead.
851
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,699
- So stupid.
852
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,467
(Syd and Olivia giggling)
853
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,368
- [Olivia] John!
854
00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,270
No way!
855
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,073
- [Syd] No. No.
856
00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,274
- [Gabe] Bro, stop.
857
00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,277
- [Syd] You're disgusting. Get out.
858
00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,945
- [John] Oh yeah!
859
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:11,216
(Syd and Olivia giggling)
860
00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,417
- Okay. Okay.
861
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,485
Okay, that's enough, bro. Come on.
862
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,619
- I just got started.
863
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:18,190
(Syd and Olivia laughing)
864
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,294
- [Syd] Nice, nice, nice.
865
00:39:22,294 --> 00:39:23,228
- What can I say?
866
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,798
- I like it rough.
867
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:27,733
- Gag.
868
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,768
- What? I like it rough.
869
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,902
- (indistinct) see he have an erect?
870
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,237
- No, actually that was really hot.
871
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,306
- Really?
872
00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:35,640
- No.
873
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,642
(Gabe and Olivia whispering and giggling)
874
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,211
- You so think it was hot.
875
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,248
- [Olivia] (puffs) What?!
876
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,317
- [Gabe] What the fuck is wrong with him?
877
00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:46,818
- [John] Truth or dare, buddy.
878
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:50,889
- Dare.
879
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,657
- (chuckles) Okay.
880
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:01,900
A dare to call Liv's mom and ask permission to marry her.
881
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,168
- What?
882
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,736
- And don't gimme a fucking speech about
883
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,172
how asking for permission is antiquated and anti-feminist.
884
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,940
Okay? - Oh, that's a little-
885
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,276
- Yeah, that seems a little much. Don't you think, John?
886
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,744
- Yeah. Pick something else.
887
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,913
- What's the matter, Liv? You afraid she'll say no?
888
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,081
Or afraid she'll say yes?
889
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,416
- [Olivia] Oh, shut up.
890
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,950
- What?
891
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,719
- I just don't want the first time that they meet to be
892
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,688
over the phone. - Yep.
893
00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:25,123
- You guys have been dating for three years
894
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,792
and he's never met your mom?
895
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,693
You guys practically lived together, for Christ's sake!
896
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:29,895
- She doesn't know that.
897
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:32,764
- (chuckles) Oh my God.
898
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,700
Okay, this is just sad now.
899
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,235
What's the deal?
900
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,503
Are you like embarrassed by him? Come on, fill me in.
901
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,572
- Okay, shut up. Seriously.
902
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,840
You don't have the first fucking clue
903
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,809
of what you're talking about.
904
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:44,609
- Sorry.
905
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,046
- [Gabe] Fine.
906
00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,314
- What?
907
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,049
- Oh, I'll do it. I'll call your mom.
908
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,352
- For real? - Yeah. Gimme you phone.
909
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,390
Gimme a phone.
910
00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:06,798
- Really?
911
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,699
- Yeah.
912
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:17,275
(tone beeps)
913
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:23,381
(tone beeps)
914
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,120
(tone beeps)
915
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,226
(tone beeps)
916
00:41:34,226 --> 00:41:35,293
(dishes shattering)
917
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:36,895
- [Syd] Oh shit. What was that?
918
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,129
- I don't know.
919
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,631
(uneasy music)
920
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,334
- Do you think someone's in the house?
921
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,535
- Who the fuck is in the house?
922
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:44,703
- I don't know.
923
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,238
- I'm fucking gonna go check it out.
924
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,176
- Wait. No, babe, I'll go with you.
925
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,312
- I got it. It's fine.
926
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,881
- No, you just said it was nothing.
927
00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:57,849
- Come on, it's fine, it's fine. I got it.
928
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,484
- [Olivia] Just come on, let's go.
929
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,956
(uneasy music)
930
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,993
- What the fuck?
931
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,327
- Oh my God.
932
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:17,102
(message beeps)
933
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,138
- Now who is that?
934
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,507
Like, what could seriously be so important right now?
935
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:23,975
- What?
936
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,044
- Like, is there something you don't want me to see?
937
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,247
- No, of course not.
938
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:30,482
- Lemme see it.
939
00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:31,349
- Here.
940
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:39,424
- Right? Classic Naomi, huh?
941
00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:40,325
- Hmm.
942
00:42:43,328 --> 00:42:46,231
(shards clinking)
943
00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,504
- Oh yeah, baby. Woo!
944
00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:55,674
Oh yeah. I can just flip here for sure.
945
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,243
(Syd giggling)
946
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:00,378
I wanna play a little game I like to call
947
00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:01,413
Make Out With Your Friends.
948
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,280
- Ew.
949
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,481
- [John] (puffs) Prude.
950
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:08,353
- Seriously, that didn't freak you out at all?
951
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,022
- Nah. They'll check it out.
952
00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:17,796
(water splashing)
953
00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:19,197
- What the fuck?
954
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,801
Great. It's broken.
955
00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,171
What the fuck was that?
956
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:28,440
- You've been staring at them all night long.
957
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,443
If you're like Gabe, let's make him jealous.
958
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:35,480
(uneasy music)
959
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:43,455
(dark seductive music)
960
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:16,421
(dark seductive music continues)
961
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:37,208
- It was just a bluff, right?
962
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,843
- What?
963
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,844
- The proposal.
964
00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:44,616
I mean, you wouldn't have actually asked my Mom that.
965
00:44:44,616 --> 00:44:45,517
Would you?
966
00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,055
- Would you have wanted me to?
967
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:54,826
- I wanna be with you.
968
00:44:56,094 --> 00:44:59,798
I mean, I know we're so young, but you're my person.
969
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,536
- You're my person too.
970
00:45:07,772 --> 00:45:09,941
- I mean, I guess I was just kind of scared
971
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,476
of my Mom's opinion.
972
00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:14,012
You know, her standards, her expectations.
973
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,580
They followed me around my whole life.
974
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,750
And I just don't want any of that noise to come between us.
975
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,251
- Well, then don't let it.
976
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:24,189
You know, we're together because it makes us happy.
977
00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:26,591
And that's exactly what I would've told her on the phone.
978
00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:32,464
(floors creaking)
979
00:45:32,464 --> 00:45:35,100
(uneasy music)
980
00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:59,157
(uneasy music continues)
981
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:19,911
- I guess, John was right. Must have been the wind.
982
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,815
- The breeze from this room knocked over a vase
983
00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:25,517
in the living room?
984
00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:26,785
- Well, I don't know.
985
00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:28,820
We just checked the whole house, didn't we?
986
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,962
(water sloshing)
987
00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,367
(Gabe clears throat)
988
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,538
- What the what fuck?
989
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:50,341
No more drinks for you.
990
00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,810
- Or what?
991
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:53,511
'Cause she possibly couldn't make out with me
992
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:54,846
unless she was drunk?
993
00:46:56,381 --> 00:46:58,082
- Correct. (John chuckles)
994
00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:00,285
- Did you guys open a window in the bedroom?
995
00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:02,554
- I don't remember.
996
00:47:02,554 --> 00:47:03,822
- It's possible, bro.
997
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,560
- Okay. Well you guys good to move this party inside?
998
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,162
- Yeah. - Fine by me.
999
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,732
(water splashing)
1000
00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:17,802
- Oh my God! (laughing)
1001
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:21,639
- There is nothing like the moment you realize you're drunk.
1002
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,174
- Okay, well be careful.
1003
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,576
I'm not responsible for you just 'cause we swapped spit.
1004
00:47:24,576 --> 00:47:29,480
- Oh, give me a break. Shots!
1005
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,615
- [Syd] Oh my God.
1006
00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:36,821
- Geez, babe. If you want a pair of my panties, just ask.
1007
00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:37,856
- I didn't do that.
1008
00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:39,757
- What?
1009
00:47:39,757 --> 00:47:42,193
- I didn't do that.
1010
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,596
- Gabe, not matter or anything,
1011
00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,265
but like, is this some sort of hint?
1012
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:52,170
- First off, I wouldn't go through stuff without asking you.
1013
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,440
And second of all, I wouldn't use weird
1014
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,876
and childish hints to have sex with you, that's kinda-
1015
00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,878
- Okay. I get it.
1016
00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,778
I'm sorry.
1017
00:48:02,947 --> 00:48:04,082
(gun bangs)
1018
00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,416
(glass shatters) (tense music)
1019
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,384
- What the?
1020
00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,919
- Oh my God! Oh my God, John!
1021
00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:09,888
What the fuck did you just do?
1022
00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,155
Why would you do that?
1023
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,559
- [Olivia] What the fuck?
1024
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,527
- What the hell happened?
1025
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,796
- Fucking genius here shot the light.
1026
00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:20,365
- A case is already open.
1027
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:22,033
- Wait, what?
1028
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,167
- Why, you don't believe me?
1029
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,535
- We should report it.
1030
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:26,170
A gun shouldn't be one of the featured amenities.
1031
00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:28,072
- Yeah, regardless. It's not a fucking toy.
1032
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:29,007
So put the gun down.
1033
00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:30,508
- "It's not a fucking toy."
1034
00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,911
- You asshole! We're gonna have to pay for that, you know?
1035
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,612
- Gabe is right. Let's put the gun down.
1036
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,681
- You gotta relax.
1037
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,017
I'll chip in.
1038
00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:42,020
- Oh, how very generous of you.
1039
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,022
Do you ever stop for one second and realize
1040
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,590
how self-centered you are?
1041
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,661
- Oh, I'm self-centered? Damn.
1042
00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:50,695
Look in the mirror, babe.
1043
00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:51,963
- Watch it.
1044
00:48:51,963 --> 00:48:54,866
- You are here with your three best friends
1045
00:48:54,866 --> 00:48:57,769
who cleared their entire schedules
1046
00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:01,339
just to make you feel better about your shitty life.
1047
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,242
Syd skipped out on a master's certification course
1048
00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:05,243
just to be here.
1049
00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:07,879
You know that?
1050
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,617
Oh, and Gabe, correct me if I'm wrong,
1051
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,086
but I believe that the first chapter of thesis
1052
00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,020
was due last week.
1053
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,255
But you need an extension
1054
00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:19,257
just to be Liv's emotional support pillow.
1055
00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:23,895
I know these things because I fucking pay attention.
1056
00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:27,966
And my face isn't glued to the phone 24-fucking-seven
1057
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,501
looking for validation on social media.
1058
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,637
I mean, why the fuck does it matter
1059
00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,305
what people online think of you?
1060
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,242
What matters is what your friends think of you.
1061
00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:41,379
You know what I think?
1062
00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,351
I think if anyone here is an asshole, it's you, Liv.
1063
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,654
- Put the gun down.
1064
00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:52,623
- Sure, buddy. - Seriously.
1065
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:53,524
- No, too slow.
1066
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:54,859
- Gimme the fucking gun.
1067
00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:55,927
- I'm just fucking around, bro.
1068
00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:56,761
I'm fucking around- (grunts)
1069
00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:58,830
- Guys, stop. Stop it.
1070
00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,998
You're gonna hurt each other! Stop it!
1071
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:02,133
- Gabe, no! Gabe, stop it!
1072
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,034
Gabe!
1073
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,337
Oh my God, no!
1074
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,338
Gabe, stop!
1075
00:50:09,107 --> 00:50:12,276
No! (John groans)
1076
00:50:12,276 --> 00:50:14,846
(John grunts)
1077
00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:20,618
- Everybody just... Everybody just needs to cool off.
1078
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,187
(John grunts)
1079
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,535
(curtain swooshes)
1080
00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:48,246
(typewriter clicking)
1081
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:54,252
Hello?
1082
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:16,007
(uneasy music)
1083
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,448
Jesus Christ, John, give it a break.
1084
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,986
(John spits)
1085
00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:31,889
(water trickling)
1086
00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:37,995
(John exhales)
1087
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:51,309
(uneasy music)
1088
00:52:01,085 --> 00:52:03,621
- Did you really give up the Reiki certification?
1089
00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:11,162
I had no idea. I am so sorry.
1090
00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:16,234
- It's okay. I was happy to come to be with you.
1091
00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:19,871
I would do anything for you, Liv.
1092
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,440
- I know.
1093
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,816
Actually I- (steps tapping)
1094
00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:35,686
- Where's John? - Kitchen.
1095
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,088
Cleaning up.
1096
00:52:37,088 --> 00:52:38,756
We should probably check on him.
1097
00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:53,204
Hey, are you done being psychopathic
1098
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,872
or do you need another minute?
1099
00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,077
- I'm done.
1100
00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:01,112
- Thank God.
1101
00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:02,246
(bulb hissing) (Olivia shrieks)
1102
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,048
- [John] Oh my God!
1103
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:07,618
- I told you, I told you there's something sketch here.
1104
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:08,819
- It's just the light.
1105
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:09,921
- Don't "it's just the light" to me.
1106
00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:11,122
This place is messed up.
1107
00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:12,323
- Oh, please.
1108
00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:13,491
The only thing that's messed up here
1109
00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,426
is your pathetic infatuation with Gabe.
1110
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:16,327
- What?
1111
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,030
- Oh shit. - What?
1112
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,097
- [John] You guys didn't know?
1113
00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:21,566
- [Gabe] Stop it.
1114
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:25,069
- Yeah.
1115
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,537
- Stop it.
1116
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,838
- Sabrina the Teenage Witch over here
1117
00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,073
is clearly in love with Gabe,
1118
00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,175
trying to make him jealous all night long.
1119
00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:34,312
Won't be surprised if she had a little love potion brew
1120
00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:35,813
in the back too.
1121
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:36,714
- Is that true?
1122
00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:38,983
- You like Gabe?
1123
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:45,056
- Well, you could figure this shit out.
1124
00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,158
I'm gonna go look for a breaker.
1125
00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,930
- Well, Syd, I'm... I don't know-
1126
00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:55,800
- It's not you.
1127
00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:10,014
(uneasy music)
1128
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:13,217
- Oh shit.
1129
00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:24,629
What the fuck?
1130
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,402
(chains clanking)
1131
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:35,706
What the fuck?
1132
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:53,591
(Olivia exhales)
1133
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,226
- Okay.
1134
00:54:55,226 --> 00:55:00,231
Um, it's hard, 'cause like you're the only one
1135
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,901
that really like gets me.
1136
00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:07,972
And it's just really rare to find someone
1137
00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,174
that doesn't try to change you.
1138
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:14,712
(Syd sobbing)
1139
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:18,015
I just don't wanna lose you.
1140
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,519
- And I don't wanna lose you either.
1141
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:33,664
But I don't feel the same way. I love Gabe.
1142
00:55:34,165 --> 00:55:34,632
- I know.
1143
00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:39,203
I know.
1144
00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:45,843
You're my best friend and I think I'm just really scared
1145
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,479
we're gonna drift apart after graduation.
1146
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,081
- I know.
1147
00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:52,950
But that is a lot of pressure to put on a friendship,
1148
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:56,287
to expect things to stay the same forever.
1149
00:55:56,287 --> 00:55:58,322
They won't. It's just how it is.
1150
00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:01,459
But people do change.
1151
00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:02,360
- Yeah.
1152
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:08,332
Well, no matter what we're doing or where we are,
1153
00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:10,167
I'm still gonna call you every Sunday
1154
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,303
with your weekly horoscope.
1155
00:56:12,303 --> 00:56:13,804
- I couldn't live without it.
1156
00:56:16,307 --> 00:56:18,943
(rattling)
1157
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,010
- Did you hear that?
1158
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:24,148
(foot stomps)
1159
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:28,919
- John?
1160
00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:35,993
You here?
1161
00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,402
John?
1162
00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:50,174
(John growls) Fuck!
1163
00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:54,111
- [John] (chuckles) Come on, dude. I got you so good!
1164
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,012
- [Gabe] Dude.
1165
00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:56,347
- Oh, consider a payback.
1166
00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,717
- You know you're an asshole, right?
1167
00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:02,319
- Bro, that was just lying on the ground.
1168
00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:05,356
The owners must be into some kinky shit, huh?
1169
00:57:05,356 --> 00:57:07,691
- Why is everything a joke to you?
1170
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,059
- I'm just having some fun.
1171
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:11,929
- Okay. So that's what this is about?
1172
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:15,132
You're just fucking like jealous that I grew the fuck up.
1173
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:15,966
What is?
1174
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:16,867
- [John] Bro.
1175
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:19,637
- Huh?
1176
00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:22,473
- I don't wanna pull this shit out,
1177
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:24,375
but you were pissing me off more than usual.
1178
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:27,511
- Oh yeah? Pull what out?
1179
00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:30,448
- And if anyone should be jealous, it's you.
1180
00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:34,051
- Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about.
1181
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:35,119
You wanna tell me?
1182
00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,423
- She seriously never told you?
1183
00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:51,035
(John exhales)
1184
00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,809
Me and Liv, we...
1185
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:02,746
You know.
1186
00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,583
- I don't believe you.
1187
00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:09,820
- But it did happen,
1188
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:15,793
the freshman year, before you two were together.
1189
00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:21,031
- No.
1190
00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:23,000
We tell each other everything. She wouldn't have...
1191
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,635
She would've told me.
1192
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:27,371
- So you did tell her about you being late for your thesis
1193
00:58:28,572 --> 00:58:30,441
or about how stressed you've been,
1194
00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:35,246
or about how you can barely keep your shit together,
1195
00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,614
let alone hers?
1196
00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:44,121
All I'm saying is I just don't know
1197
00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,990
if you two are right for each other.
1198
00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,226
- Yeah, well, lucky I'm not looking
1199
00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:50,961
for relationship advice from you.
1200
00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:54,098
So why don't we just get through this weekend,
1201
00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:55,399
then we can stop pretending
1202
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:57,668
like we still enjoy each other's company, yeah?
1203
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:01,205
- Fine.
1204
00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:08,779
Okay. Whatever.
1205
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:13,517
(crickets chirping)
1206
00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:19,490
- Let's look outside.
1207
00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:25,529
(crickets chirping)
1208
00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:30,067
(uneasy music)
1209
00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:33,904
Oh fuck, no!
1210
00:59:41,845 --> 00:59:46,917
(tense music) (John grunting)
1211
00:59:47,551 --> 00:59:49,920
(shovel clanking)
1212
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,823
(attacker grunts)
1213
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,627
(John screams)
1214
00:59:56,627 --> 00:59:59,263
(John screams)
1215
01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:04,068
(John screams)
1216
01:00:06,537 --> 01:00:07,771
- What's that? Was that John?
1217
01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:09,139
- I don't know. He was right behind me.
1218
01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:16,180
(all screaming)
1219
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,048
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
1220
01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,049
John! - It's okay.
1221
01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,285
Just breathe. Breathe.
1222
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,820
We need to get into the hospital right now.
1223
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,455
- We're all too drunk to drive.
1224
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:27,124
- I can drive, I promise. I stopped drinking a while ago.
1225
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:30,127
- John, we're gonna pull you off this thing. Okay?
1226
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,395
On the count of three.
1227
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,997
Hold it. One-
1228
01:00:32,997 --> 01:00:34,465
- [Together] Two, three!
1229
01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:38,002
(John screams)
1230
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,642
- What the fuck?
1231
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:50,514
- [Olivia] What the hell happened in there? Oh my God!
1232
01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:51,815
- What the fuck?
1233
01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:54,752
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1234
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,455
- [Olivia] What do we do? What do we do?
1235
01:00:58,455 --> 01:00:59,289
- Take him inside.
1236
01:01:02,393 --> 01:01:03,594
- Put him on the couch.
1237
01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:08,232
Okay, someone, call 911. My phone fell in the hot tub.
1238
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:09,600
- Liv, you call. I didn't bring my phone.
1239
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,968
- Why can't you do it?
1240
01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:11,669
- I didn't bring my phone. I didn't bring my phone.
1241
01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:12,603
- The fuck?
1242
01:01:12,603 --> 01:01:14,004
- I told you I wanted to unplug.
1243
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,340
- Jesus Christ, Gabe, just say you're gonna unplug
1244
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,741
and then reduce your screen time
1245
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,910
for four hours to three hours, like a normal person!
1246
01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:21,211
Don't actually leave your phone behind!
1247
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:23,681
- [Gabe] You know, that's rich, Olivia.
1248
01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:24,615
- [Olivia] Excuse me?
1249
01:01:24,615 --> 01:01:25,582
- [Gabe] You are mad at me?
1250
01:01:25,582 --> 01:01:26,850
- What are you talking about?
1251
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,152
- I know you fucked John freshman year.
1252
01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,053
- [Olivia] Gabe!
1253
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,589
- No, I mean like, were you ever gonna tell me
1254
01:01:32,589 --> 01:01:34,091
what the fuck else don't I know about you?
1255
01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:35,726
- Okay. I know that you're upset about this right now,
1256
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,394
but do you really think this is the right time-
1257
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:39,329
- Shut the fuck up and call 911!
1258
01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:41,065
- Where's my phone? What the fuck?
1259
01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,267
- You don't have it?
1260
01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:44,802
- Okay. Seriously, guys, this is not funny.
1261
01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:46,370
Where is my phone?
1262
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,538
- How would we know? When was the last time you had it?
1263
01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,506
- I don't know. I don't know.
1264
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,375
Wait, when my Mom texted? No, no, no, no, no.
1265
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,910
I had it before that.
1266
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:53,777
I... I don't know.
1267
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:56,180
Maybe he took it.
1268
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,681
- Why the fuck would he take your phone?
1269
01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:59,216
- You heard him.
1270
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,451
You heard him earlier with that high and mighty speech.
1271
01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,419
He's probably trying to teach me a lesson.
1272
01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:03,921
Where is it, John? Where is it?
1273
01:02:03,921 --> 01:02:05,189
- Stop! He doesn't know!
1274
01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:09,259
- Let's use his. Check his pockets.
1275
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:10,627
- Come on- - It's not here.
1276
01:02:10,627 --> 01:02:12,629
- John, John, I need your phone, man. Come on.
1277
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:17,267
Fuck! I'm gonna look for a landline.
1278
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:18,202
- Seriously?
1279
01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:18,969
- [Gabe] And you never know.
1280
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:24,441
(tense music)
1281
01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,026
- What is that?
1282
01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,329
- Just looking for something useful.
1283
01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:46,396
Fuck.
1284
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:49,032
(uneasy music)
1285
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:16,660
(Gabe panting)
1286
01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:40,150
(uneasy music continues)
1287
01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,154
- [Olivia] Oh fuck.
1288
01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,892
- What the fuck?
1289
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,797
- Holy shit!
1290
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:54,832
- What the fuck is-
1291
01:03:54,832 --> 01:03:58,502
(tense suspenseful music)
1292
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,341
- Fuck! - John!
1293
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:05,309
- No! John!
1294
01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:07,144
- Fuck. - John!
1295
01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:09,413
- Oh my God, what the fuck?!
1296
01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:11,982
(Gabe groans)
1297
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:15,252
- Gabe! Gabe! - Fuck!
1298
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:18,622
(Gabe groans)
1299
01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:21,291
(tense music)
1300
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,729
- You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
1301
01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:30,734
You're okay. (sobbing)
1302
01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:36,740
I'm sorry.
1303
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:44,548
(tense dark music)
1304
01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:55,025
(tense dark music continues)
1305
01:05:00,831 --> 01:05:03,567
(branch cracks)
1306
01:05:09,773 --> 01:05:12,342
(Syd panting)
1307
01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:25,455
(footsteps tapping)
1308
01:05:32,195 --> 01:05:36,033
(tense dark music continues)
1309
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:07,664
(tense dark music continues)
1310
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:13,804
(tense music)
1311
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:15,205
- No, no! Oh no!
1312
01:06:16,907 --> 01:06:19,476
(Syd screams)
1313
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,925
(soft airy music)
1314
01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:02,386
- [Olivia] Oh my God, Syd!
1315
01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:05,188
(Syd gags)
1316
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:10,260
(trap snaps) (Olivia screams)
1317
01:07:10,761 --> 01:07:13,063
(Syd gags)
1318
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:16,767
(Olivia whining)
1319
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:23,607
Syd!
1320
01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:27,377
Syd!
1321
01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:29,679
Oh no! I'm sorry!
1322
01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:35,419
(Olivia crying)
1323
01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:40,991
(Olivia muttering)
1324
01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:45,162
I'm sorry, Syd. I'm sorry.
1325
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:52,102
(Olivia groans)
1326
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,043
Don't come any closer.
1327
01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:08,585
I am in charge now, not you.
1328
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,460
Take her body back to the cabin.
1329
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,662
We need to get our story straight.
1330
01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:21,565
(dramatic music)
1331
01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:29,306
(ominous music)
1332
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:42,853
What part about no one gets hurt did you not understand?
1333
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,356
This is fucking insane.
1334
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:51,561
We had a plan: a simple home invasion.
1335
01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:55,332
You break in, you rough me up a little bit and you get out.
1336
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,634
I post about it. My friends corroborate.
1337
01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:00,804
People feel sorry for me and I get my followers back.
1338
01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:04,007
That was what we fucking agreed on.
1339
01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,976
That's what I fucking paid you for.
1340
01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:14,017
What are you doing?
1341
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,189
(body thuds)
1342
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:23,093
(uneasy music)
1343
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:26,296
- I'm assuming this is who you are talking about.
1344
01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:28,965
(tense music)
1345
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,180
This is what you were paying him to do, right?
1346
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:47,817
(tense music continues)
1347
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:50,987
(dark ominous music)
1348
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,221
(dark ominous music continues)
1349
01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:59,422
(dark ominous music continues)
1350
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,690
- Hello?
1351
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:01,625
- [Hired Scarer] Is everyone there yet?
1352
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:02,959
Say hello if the answer is yes,
1353
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,195
say who is this if we're waiting on anyone else.
1354
01:11:05,195 --> 01:11:09,866
- Hello.
1355
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:14,938
- [Hired Scarer] Bye, Olivia. I'll see you soon.
1356
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:21,144
(dish shatters)
1357
01:11:21,144 --> 01:11:25,115
(dark ominous music continues)
1358
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,197
- [Attacker] It's what you hired him to do, right?
1359
01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:47,404
- Well, if he's dead... Who are you?
1360
01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,286
- My name is Cyrus.
1361
01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:08,391
- Cyrus? Do I know you?
1362
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,394
Cyrus... Cyrus...
1363
01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:18,335
Is Cyrus as in Daizy's boyfriend?
1364
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:25,675
- You ruined her life.
1365
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,611
- I am so, so sorry about what happened to Daizy,
1366
01:12:28,611 --> 01:12:30,747
but it was not my fault.
1367
01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,084
- She's a monster.
1368
01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:38,688
I can't even look at her.
1369
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:41,891
- You killed my friends over this?!
1370
01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,993
You gonna kill me over this?
1371
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:52,035
- I need you to suffer like she suffered.
1372
01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:57,107
Like I am suffering.
1373
01:12:57,107 --> 01:12:58,908
- How did you find me?
1374
01:13:02,112 --> 01:13:04,948
(Cyrus laughing)
1375
01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:12,989
- You made it so easy tagging your location.
1376
01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:18,928
(soft uneasy music)
1377
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:39,315
(soft uneasy music continues)
1378
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:41,785
(tire puffs)
1379
01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,999
(blade slashes)
1380
01:14:05,275 --> 01:14:06,176
- Oh! No!
1381
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:08,845
Fuck!
1382
01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:10,313
(Cyrus growling)
1383
01:14:10,313 --> 01:14:11,214
Wait! No!
1384
01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,252
Please!
1385
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:21,958
Stop. (gags)
1386
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:28,665
(tense music)
1387
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:36,773
(Gabe punches) (Cyrus screams and thuds)
1388
01:14:37,307 --> 01:14:39,843
(Olivia panting)
1389
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,718
Gabe! You're alive.
1390
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,791
- No, don't, don't, don't touch me. Don't touch me.
1391
01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:57,994
- I thought you were dead.
1392
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,132
Don't look at me like that.
1393
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:04,934
- No, tell me it's not true, Olivia.
1394
01:15:04,934 --> 01:15:06,336
Tell me none of it's true.
1395
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,738
You hired some random fucking stranger
1396
01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:12,141
to terrorize us so you could get attention on social media?
1397
01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,710
- It's more complicated than that.
1398
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:16,045
- No, it's not. Syd and John are dead.
1399
01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:18,348
- They're not dead because of what I did.
1400
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:19,582
They're dead because that man
1401
01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:21,184
is a psychopathic killer out for revenge.
1402
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:23,286
- You fucking brought us here.
1403
01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,754
You fucking brought us here
1404
01:15:24,754 --> 01:15:26,856
'cause your stupid little fucking plan.
1405
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,259
- It was never supposed to be like this.
1406
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,663
- I feel like I don't know you like at all.
1407
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:36,266
I feel like I've never fucking known you.
1408
01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:38,768
- Gabe, please. I love you.
1409
01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:41,504
- [Gabe] No, if you love someone, you don't trick them
1410
01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,707
and scheme and fucking put their life at risk.
1411
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,376
Olivia, you know, you also don't,
1412
01:15:46,376 --> 01:15:48,177
you don't hide secrets from them for years and years.
1413
01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,479
- Gabe!
1414
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,180
- You're the only girl I've ever been with
1415
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:54,083
to find out your first time was with one of my best friends
1416
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,351
and you never told me?
1417
01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:57,253
- Like five hours ago you went on about
1418
01:15:57,253 --> 01:15:59,389
how virginity is a social construct.
1419
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,291
So which is it?
1420
01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:04,561
Are you the hip progressive boyfriend
1421
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:05,995
or the jealous possessive one?
1422
01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:07,931
- Neither, because we're fucking done, Olivia.
1423
01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:09,699
- Just wait a minute, okay? We can talk about it.
1424
01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:12,068
- There's nothing to talk about. What's there to talk about?
1425
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,169
There's nothing to fucking talk about.
1426
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,537
- Gabe.
1427
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:15,772
Listen. Gabe, listen.
1428
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,440
Okay, Gabe, just-
1429
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,044
(glass shatters)
1430
01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:22,445
- Are you crazy?
1431
01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:25,214
- Wait, please, Gabe, just wait.
1432
01:16:26,516 --> 01:16:28,651
You can't go. Please listen!
1433
01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:30,954
Fuck, Gabe, I'm sorry.
1434
01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,989
I am so, so sorry. Okay?
1435
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,391
I know how this looks, but we can work through this, okay?
1436
01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:36,826
We can get through this.
1437
01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:40,163
No one has to know what actually happened here.
1438
01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,098
This could be good for both of us.
1439
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:48,938
- You need fucking help, Olivia. You need help.
1440
01:16:49,906 --> 01:16:51,374
A lot of fucking help.
1441
01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:53,876
- Please wait, Gabe. Please-
1442
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:55,478
- Put it down. Put it down.
1443
01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:58,448
Fucking put it- - Please, don't leave me.
1444
01:16:58,448 --> 01:16:59,782
- Give it, Liv. - No!
1445
01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,683
- [Gabe] Give it-
1446
01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:03,252
(Gabe grunts)
1447
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:11,628
(blood squirting) - (screams) Fuck!
1448
01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:14,297
- Please don't hurt me! Please!
1449
01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:18,735
(Olivia screaming)
1450
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:20,937
(blood squirting) (Gabe gargling)
1451
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:23,539
(Olivia crying)
1452
01:17:23,539 --> 01:17:26,609
(dark uneasy music)
1453
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:45,261
(dark uneasy music continues)
1454
01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:07,850
Hi.
1455
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,287
I am really scared right now.
1456
01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:15,692
All of my friends are dead.
1457
01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:21,130
We came up here for a weekend glamping trip
1458
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,801
and someone broke in and he started tormenting us.
1459
01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,570
And he killed them.
1460
01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:31,074
And I didn't know if I was gonna make it out alive.
1461
01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:35,011
I'm really scared right now. Please send help.
1462
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,319
(soft gentle music)
1463
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:14,317
(soft gentle music continues)
1464
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:46,315
(soft gentle music continues)
1465
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:11,474
(dark airy music) (singer vocalizing)
1466
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:44,140
(dark airy music continues)
1467
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:16,939
(dark airy music continues)
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