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I really like that one. I do, too.

I know. I think it might be one of my
favorites so far.

It probably looks perfect on the table.
Have you thought about the seating

arrangements yet?

A little bit. It's stressing me out a
little. I'm not going to lie.

I bet.

You have a lot of family coming. I do.

Look at this lid. I know. It's really
big. It's getting bigger and bigger,

I might have to mix and cut.

Yeah.

See if we can get these tables figured
out today, and then have you even seen

them? thought about like the catering
yet? I have. I know I want to do

along the lines of Italian because I
think that's going to please most of the

family. Of course.

Maybe like a little caprese salad.

Yeah.

Maybe like a creamy pasta with an
entree.

Hi.

How are you? Hi.

Are you excited for the wedding?

Yes.

Picking out the food.

Doing some last minute details.

I hope you're excited. Like, Italian.

I'm thinking the same way. I like that
the best.

Some pasta.

Some meat.

Definitely meat. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that would be good.

Maybe some fish as well.

Do we have any vegetarian?

No, not in my family.

No, we are all meat eaters in my family.

Yeah Yeah,

okay

Yeah

Yeah,

that'll be perfect that'll be Give more
than enough time for

Um, I think that'll work out perfectly.

Do you, do you want me to give you some
privacy?

No, no, don't worry. Don't even mind
him.

Oh, we have an agreement.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Are you, are you
sure?

Yeah, no, he, he gets to do it. You have
an agreement?

Yes.

Okay. We have a little free use
arrangement.

Free use?

It's free use Thursday.

What is free use?

Well, essentially, we have free use
during the day.

He gets to use my holes whenever he
wants, wherever he wants, in front of

whoever he wants.

Whoever? Wherever?

So if you were at the park, or if we had
to go get these

things for the wedding in person?

Yeah,

whenever he wants. He can just pull down
my panties and...

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god.

Your wedding's on a Thursday.

Yeah. We planned that.

Okay.

So then we can maybe start talking menu
and appetizers.

Yeah. And everything that we're going to
be eating and putting in our bodies on

your... On your wedding day.

On my big day. On your big day.

Yeah.

I feel like we'll definitely need some
meat.

Mm -hmm.

A lot of pasta and meat.

Yeah. And maybe some more dirt. Maybe
some caviar. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Caviar. I love that idea.

That'll be so good.

And that'll be perfect.

Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

That's quite a view.

I wonder if we should plan for that
during the wedding.

Maybe. It will be on a Thursday.

I'll hold still.

Not just you two getting married, but...
Yes.

Yeah. We get to watch you become man and
wife. Yes. I can't wait, babe.

Oh, my gosh.

Will the rest of the guests be required
to join in on this?

Just us. Just you two. Okay, and we all
get to watch.

Exactly. Kind of like the wedding gift
for the guests. From us two.

Okay, very cool.

And then for your cake.

Yes. Yeah.

I want something really big.

Okay, you want a really nice, you want
something big for your cake. That makes

sense. We love chocolate cake. We love
chocolate cake. And we love being cream

filled. We love food that's cream
filled.

Why are we distracting you?

No, no. I'm so glad that I get to help
you two. Thank you for including me in

all of this.

You're my best friend. I wouldn't have
it any other way. It's so special.

Fear drives me.

and you've got the desk lift, seating
arrangements are coming together really

well.

Got food.

Have you been dressed up in here?

I have.

You have?

Okay.

Okay. Do you have a picture on here? I
do.

It's right there. Oh. Okay.

Oh, yeah. That looks like it'll be very
easy to lift up. I think so.

I didn't want to do the train and make
it to the side.

Yeah, no.

Yes,

you want free access.

Yes, absolutely.

Free use access for the free wedding.

Free use Thursday.

Okay.

And I just want to look beautiful.

I just want to look like a princess. Oh,
we have to get your makeup. Did I get

waterproof makeup?

I think so.

Something like that?

Um, okay.

Let's keep looking.

Yeah, what do you think about this book?

I think that's gorgeous.

I think that would be amazing.

What do you think of this dress?

You look great in that dress, babe.
Right? You're here.

I love it. You like that too?

It's beautiful.

Okay, and the groomsmen, what are they?

Are we matching? Do we have the
bridesmaids dresses yet?

I think so. We were going to do a big
lavender.

Yes, we talked about that.

And the groomsmen, are they all set up?
Do you want me to order anything from

them? I honestly think you should order
it because as men, we are not

responsible. A little lavender pocket
square.

I love the lavender.

That's beautiful.

Okay, what do you think about this?

I think that's good. Gorgeous. Oh, my
gosh. That's going to match perfectly.

You like that? It feels good? It looks
good?

It's going to fucking make it pop.

Yeah.

Yes, that purple certainly does make it
pop.

Absolutely.

Okay,

perfect. Yes.

And then, like, full suits.

Yes. Do we want the bridesmaids in,
like, full -length dresses, or do you

these little shorter ones? I like the
leg splits.

Yeah. Perfect.

Yeah. A little bit of both. A little bit
of both. A little sexy, a little fun, a

little elegant. Yeah. Your dress is
definitely, like, you look, you're going

look beautiful. I hope so. So sexy.

Very easy access.

So it'll be perfect for this wedding.

What do you think, babe? Do you like it?
Yeah.

Good. I love it. A lot. Yeah.

He likes what I like.

Yes. Perfect.

That's what we want. It's really about
her anyway.

I know. It's your special day.

It's your special day. Exactly.

We're going to get fucked in front of,
married in front of everybody.

And we'll both be fucked and married in
front of everybody.

Yes. Yes.

yeah that's a great idea definitely
something pink or white yes

pink would be perfect for especially
with the lavender and oh oh my okay all

right um the lavender lavender yeah

lavender lavender lavender lavender um
like maybe are you thinking like

I like the roses right there. I do like
those roses.

Maybe like some lavender and some white
ones or black ones.

Ooh, I like that. That's a little
different.

Right? I like that a lot.

Okay, yeah, we'll do some lavender with
some like black.

Make it a little like dark and sexy.

I love that.

Yeah, I can tell you love it.

Perfect. Those flowers. Do you need to
like a whole bouquet or just like a

couple on the table?

I think a couple on the table. A whole
bouquet would be beautiful.

And for your bouquet, it needs to be
huge and gorgeous.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Really give your flower all the
attention.

Lovely purple roses.

Dress, groomsmen, bridesmaids. I feel
like we have such a good base, but

something missing.

Music.

Music!

Yes! I was thinking maybe a live band.

Yeah, something that everyone can really
get down to.

Yeah, really good.

You guys might have to go to classes.

Maybe.

What are you thinking, Michael?

Latin, maybe, like, something.

I feel family -friendly.

Okay. We're keeping this family
-friendly. Okay.

Okay. Fair, fair. Okay.

You've got so much cover today.

Lots of fun. A lot done.

Yeah. I'm trying to look through the
list that we have written here.

Figure out what we're missing.

Oh, your gift list.

Oh my God, my registry, of course. Your
registry.

How did we forget that last?

That's the most important thing,
honestly.

Let's see.

Where do you want to register at? A
couple different places?

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to do the
regular old China.

I want to get things that we can use.
Yes. You know, when we're starting our

life together.

Yes. We need useful things. Yes.

Okay. We want to do the dream.

Yes. Yes. We want to get useful things.
The fun part.

Exactly.

Although today's been a lot of fun
parts. A lot of fun parts.

Okay.

Oh, all right.

I think you're going to have to take a
look at them.

Yeah, I'm going to need your help.

That'll be fine, though. You can help me
pick out stuff for the registry.

The registry?

Yeah, what do we need for our new home,
then?

Oh, you know, we need like a stripper
pole.

Are you both okay?

She's not saying no. So, okay, stripper
pole.

You know what I like? I don't think that
I can get that at, like, the usual

store.

Okay.

Stripper pole.

Humidifier is always good.

Humidifier. Okay.

Okay. Yeah.

Is that on the list?

Let me see what else.

You guys need any?

kids any time soon?

You know, that's always in the future,
but you know, when we just get married,

we just do it ourselves first.

Yeah, it seems like you guys are going
to have a great job enjoying yourselves.

Have a great time.

Okay, yeah, so a rice cooker.

Okay,

a rice cooker.

What about your, like, you need a new
mattress or anything like that? Yeah, we

might want to get one of those, because
once we get married, I'm probably going

to destroy that first.

And that's it for our wedding night.

Any indicator about how you guys will
be, yeah, I can only imagine.

That mattress will be soaked with spit.

And make sure it doesn't have, like,
that headboard. You know, that headboard

hits the wall. I don't want the
neighbors knowing what's going on.

You like to be loud. Okay, you want
everyone knowing what's going on.

Bed. Wooden headboard, maybe. Metal
headboard.

Strong headboard.

Okay. You got it.

All right.

Any, like, fun toys for the bedroom?

Seems like you two will be doing a lot
of having a lot of fun.

All the restraints. You two. Okay.

Restraints and... The swings.

And the swings.

I feel like I'll get all of them. at the
same place that I'm getting the pole,

so that'll be perfect.

All of it makes it so easy.

You want to send this registry to, like,
grandma?

All close friends, but not close family.

Okay, are we doing a different list for
family?

Yes. Okay, different list for family.

Okay.

Perfect.

All right. So you said swings and
handcuffs and restraints and the pole.

And the pole. Yeah. The pole.

The pole. Yes.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

I feel like maybe some towel.

well yeah it seems like we have our
initials on it yeah yeah that's it

yeah super absorbent towels just like
the thickest you guys are

gonna be getting real wet

Okay, a new blanket.

Things like you two will keep you so
pretty warm, but yeah.

A nice little blanket.

I feel like the grandparents could
definitely get you that.

And, um, okay.

A new blanket.

We got the towel.

Oh, yeah.

Pops, pens.

Matching plate.

Matching plate.

Yeah.

All of that.

You didn't do that.

The liquid.

Okay.

Yeah. Like measuring cups, like for
liquids, and for, you can do some

For all that cake that you like to eat.

Okay.

Maybe some pie pans?

Okay, some pie pans. Yeah, girl, yeah,
absolutely.

Pie pans, all sorts of good stuff for
the kitchen.

All right. You want to get in your way.

Uh -huh.

Okay. Are you okay?

Let's see.

All right. Good.

Okay.

Perfect.

Yeah. Registry is looking good.

You gave me a lot of good suggestions.
You kind of had your mouth full. Do you

have any suggestions?

Yeah. We'll add a couple more.

Well, he knows what I like, so I think
we have a list.

We could definitely add more things to
the bedroom.

Okay.

Something for the bedroom.

Yes. Maybe upgrade my closet a little
bit.

Yeah, you're a married woman now. Yeah,
I think that'll be a great idea. I

deserve it. Upgrade the closet.

We have a bond just considering how much
fun you've given us together.

But... I just want to make sure
everything is lit and organized.

Okay. We can get all of that on this
list.

I have two lists running now.

One for friends and one for family.

Perfect. We definitely got to separate
that.

Exactly.

Yeah, they do.

Just these last little adjustments that
we need to make about the

dresses and the flowers here.

And actually, the registry, if you could
just look at it really quick and just

double check that we didn't miss
anything.

It looks good. It looks good. Yeah,
okay.

We don't want any other toys or supplies
for the bedroom.

I might have to double check on it. I
think I need to sleep on it. Maybe

check on the bedroom. We won't finalize
everything. I don't want to get a little

too excited.

I know, and I feel like today we've been
a little distracted, so it's going to

be good to go over it a second time.

Okay. I think that's good. We can sit
him.

You know, we can put them together.
Right there. That'll work for you. Okay.

All right. We're moving.

Um.

Well.

Mm -hmm.

I might. I mean.

So I've got just a few things to go
over, if that's okay. Just a couple

And I can get your feedback, too, since
now you both are. Of course. Yeah.

Neither of you have your mouse.

All right. And the venue.

So, I know that we were kind of looking
at both this place and this other place

that's kind of near the beach.

I would love the beach. I can make that
work. The beach is beautiful.

The only thing is, like, a lot more
expensive.

Yes, and the weather's always tricky.
The weather is a bit tricky, but I think

with the time of year that we're going
to be there.

It's beautiful.

Like, that's gorgeous.

Yeah, it's so pretty.

Just imagine. I would just die for that.

I know.

I love it.

I can just imagine that view.

The view of you two and then that whole
scenery behind you. Yes, oh my gosh.

That would really be a moment to
remember.

But, but, but, but, look at this
location too.

in this garden.

Okay, right?

This is a panoply garden.

It's gorgeous, too.

I know. It's going to be hard to choose.

I think we're going to have to choose if
the weather's nice.

If we can make the beach happen.

Is that your vote, too?

Yeah, you're into the beach, wetting in
the sand.

Yes. Hell yeah.

Yeah. We could definitely do like a
barefoot.

Yeah. That would be so memorable.

The whole thing. And especially like a
sunset on the beach during your wedding.

What if you, you guys are going to be
giving them like a lot of really good

views during the wedding.

Okay, so perfect. The beach during the
evening.

So we get that sunset.

We'll have the Italian food.

Okay.

Lavender dress. Men will be looking so
good in dapper.

Women will be looking gorgeous.

You two will look beautiful.

Be the stars of the show.

I mean, it's your wedding, so.

More than just a show, but we'll
definitely be getting a bit of a show.

Absolutely. This is any indicator of
what a free use wedding is going to look

like.

We may not even need that band.

This might be entertainment enough.

And this guest list looks perfect. Okay,
guest list is all settled.

Showing them and delivering to them.
Absolutely.

Not just the band, but a whole
performance of

love and commitment and family.

Everyone I love in the same place.

Yes. You can't wait.

All witnessing your love together.

Yeah.

Oh,

no doubt that you two will be married
after this.

Oh my goodness.

Okay. Well, oh, all right.

I guess I will just need more of your
feedback.

I'm sorry. It's just like the last
little detail. Thank you.

Before I send off these emails, just
make sure that you're all set. How do

invitations look?

Oh, the invitations look great.

You want to see that?

Oh my gosh.

I totally forgot, too. We have to figure
out makeup for you.

I actually forgot.

Considering how wet you seem to get,

I feel like we do definitely need
something waterproof.

More glam, since it's your wedding,
obviously.

Obviously.

We definitely don't want a whole bunch
of mascara running down your face with

all of the gagging, all of the kissing
that you guys will be doing.

Obviously. Obviously.

So, okay, let's see.

Makeup artist in the area.

Yes, I emailed you a list of possible
references for some of them. Okay. I

looked through that list.

I'm assuming they all have, like, social
media that I can check out, see some

examples of their work.

I left all of it in there for you. And
do you want the bridesmaids to have

makeup done too, same woman, or get a
separate team for them?

I think they should have their own team.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Certainly have the fun parts planned for
the wedding.

Yes, of course. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Oh,

good.

Cool. I can have you take a look at
this. Perfect.

Not as helpful when it comes to this
kind of thing. I know.

It's kind of up to the ladies.

I know. Glad that I have your full
attention again.

Okay.

All right. What do you think?

Okay.

Resultory done.

Venue done.

Food done.

Ring done.

Basketball party done.

Open bar?

Yes.

That was such an enthusiastic lesson
from both of you. Okay, definitely get

open bar set up.

Yes, and I think the Bachelorette will
definitely be a fun time in Vegas. We

go see some shows.

Yeah.

I'd have fun with us boys. Couple shows
planned for us.

I'm sure you guys have your fun planned
as well.

We'll be taking care of my girl right
here.

We're going to have lots of fun. This is
my last night single.

I know.

I can't believe it.

I think I'm going to enjoy being married
a lot more.

You two definitely know how to have fun.

You could say that.

I mean, you've always been a little bit
of a freak, so I'm not surprised.

Can't blame you.

My bestie's having one. of the most fun
weddings that I've ever helped plan. Oh,

I'm so happy you helped me plan it.

It's been a joy, actually.

I'm so lucky to have such a great
bridesmaid like you. I can't wait to see

rest of it. See it all, really.

I think this is going to be an
incredibly memorable wedding.

I can't wait for the big day.

It's going to be such a beautiful
wedding.

I can't wait. I'm so excited.

It's going to be so beautiful.

It really is.

It's going to be such a beautiful
wedding. I can't wait.

It all looks like it's pretty set up,
but I think we have everything.

We have it all outlined here.

I can't wait to see you two together.

Oh, me too.

Finally, it's man and wife.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

a long time. You want to show me some
new music?

You ladies, have fun.

Have a good day, baby. Have a good day.

Have a good day.