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911 emergency services.
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Uh, I think... I think my...
I think my dad's having a heart attack.
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Due to call volume, please hold
for the next available dispatch...
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Oh, fuck! Ugh. What the fuck!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna be okay, son.
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I just got... It's just my...
My chest is, like, tight.
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Uh, did you shit yourself?
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-You can if you want.
-What?
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Uh...
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Oof. Oh, he's... he's gruntin'.
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He's gruntin' like an animal.
He's, like, making animal sounds.
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I'm talking to a fucking bot!
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-Fuck.
-Oh.
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We need to take him to
the hospital right now.
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Do you... You don't have
a car here, do you?
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Uh, I... I could drive his truck.
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No, his keys are at the bottom
of the fucking lake.
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What... What about...
What about your Jeep?
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I left it on campus.
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I... stayed with him to watch tape
late last night.
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He... He wouldn't let me drive home.
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-'Cause you're a woman?
-No!
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-What?
-'Cause she's my kiddo.
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Oh, my God. Jesus, Dad.
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Coach, breath, keep breathing.
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-Dad?
-Oh, Wendy! Wendy.
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-What about... What about Wendy? She close?
-Yes. Yes. Wendy.
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Just keep breathing.
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-Your call has been forwarded...
-Fuck!
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-Fucking bitch!
-...to an automatic voice...
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Just fucking straight to voicemail.
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Fucking... Oh, my God,
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fucking answer the fucking phone.
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Oh, my God. Dad!
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Come on, Dad... Dad.
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Ricky?
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Can you get him outside?
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...automatic voice messaging...
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Yes.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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Oh my God.
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-He's coming, he's coming.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh...
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All aboard!
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It's okay, Dad.
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It's gonna be okay, Dad.
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It's okay.
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♪ Laffy taffy,
shake that laffy taffy, girl ♪
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♪ Shake that laffy taffy ♪
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♪ That laffy taffy,
that laffy taffy, oh! ♪
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I think maybe no music. Please.
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Oh, okay.
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Sorry. S-Sorry.
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You know, none of this is mine.
This is Whiskers' car.
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The mascot drives
a $100,000 Cybertruck?
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Yeah, he... He won a settlement.
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His Whiskers costume is...
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There's no ventilation,
so, caught fire and just...
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It burned him real bad on the backside.
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So, he's... He has to go
one and two from the front.
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Are we almost there?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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-It's a... It's a sensor.
-How the fuck do you...
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-You got... You gotta just use your thumb.
-Open it!
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-Alright.
-Fuck!
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Dad, we're here, come on.
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-Come on, come on.
-I can... I can help.
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-We're here. You'll be okay.
-Please let me help.
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-Okay.
-Alright.
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I'ma... I'ma park. I'm... I'll...
I'll meet you in there.
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No, no. We're good.
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I appreciate it.
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♪ Bitch better have my money ♪
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♪ Aw, shit ♪
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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♪ It ain't nothin' like
Black pussy on my dick ♪
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♪ Word to the motherfuckin'
DJ Quik ♪
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♪ I play hoes like dominoes,
slapping bones ♪
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♪ AMG's on
the motherfuckin' microphone ♪
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♪ I slang dick, bitch,
nothin' more and nothin' less ♪
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♪ You got a C-note, ho,
you can take the test ♪
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♪ And bring big fat titties
and lots of back ♪
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♪ You got the woody,
and I got the axe ♪
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♪ I'm no joke
when I stroke for a client ♪
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♪ Bitches need dick,
so they buying it ♪
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♪ G with the high-top fade ♪
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I swear to fuck!
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Danny, I am going to fucking kill you
with a knife!
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Eat a dick, Sasha!
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I'm... I just need to borrow
Whiskers to discuss...
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-Roommate business.
-Roommate business.
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They're fucking, just so you know.
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What happened
with the interview?
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Mm, they called it off.
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That's good news.
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Everything's good. Right?
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Right?
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Last night, I, Russ...
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had sex with someone,
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and that someone was Wendy.
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Wendy Hudson.
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Oh, my God.
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You had sex with the coach's wife?
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-It gets worse.
-How?
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Wendy is at the lake house.
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She doesn't recognize Chad,
but she tells Ricky and Coach
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that she got dicked down by Russ Holliday
in the fucking Cybertruck.
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-Then, Coach has a heart attack.
-Oh, my fucking God.
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It actually continues getting worse.
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-That cannot be possible.
-So, Coach is in trouble,
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it's just me, him and Ricky.
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They have no way
to get to the hospital.
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He died?
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No.
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I had to drive him, in the Cybertruck.
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No!
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That's worse than him dying.
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I had no choice, man.
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-So, did Ricky put everything together?
-I don't know.
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Maybe?
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I told a pretty airtight lie
about the Cybertruck, but...
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she sent Chad away from the hospital.
She didn't want him to be there.
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The Hudsons are authority figures.
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They can't be seen
at their most vulnerable.
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I mean, he probably shit himself.
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He didn't. I asked.
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-You asked?
-I was being polite.
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Well, that's why
she didn't invite you up.
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It's private. You're not family.
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If she knew, you would have known.
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When you see Ricky next,
just act like nothing's wrong,
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because nothing is wrong.
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Hey.
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I really think we're fine.
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-I just hope Coach is okay.
-Totally.
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However, if you had let him die...
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Dude!
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Yeah. That's bad.
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We've learned that South Georgia
head coach Jake Hudson
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suffered a heart attack
this morning at home.
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No word yet as to his condition.
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But our thoughts
certainly with him, his family,
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and that program.
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Catfish, as we know,
scheduled to play
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number one Georgia in Athens
this weekend in a game
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that has massive and obvious
national championship implications.
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Catfish quarterback
Chad Powers has turned some heads...
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Alright, hey.
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Hey, everybody circle up.
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Alright, come in, listen up.
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Alright, as I'm sure you've heard, uh,
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Coach Hudson's in the hospital
right now.
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Coach Ricky stayed with him
last night, so we know he's stable.
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Alright? He's gonna be okay.
He's gonna be alright.
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Listen, guys, this is our
last practice before Georgia.
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So, we gotta push all the outside noise...
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...and all the distractions aside
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and make it count,
because that's what Coa...
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I'm sorry.
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Um, Coach had a message
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he wanted me to read for everyone.
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Um...
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"I'm alive.
It's Georgia who's dead."
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"Y'all beat 'em for me. Go Fish."
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And, uh, he made sure I put
three exclamation points.
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Hell yeah, man.
Let's fucking go, man!
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Heck yeah!
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-Heck yeah!
-There it go.
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Be great today, man.
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"Fish" on three.
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One, two, three!
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-Fish!
-Go to your position groups.
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Alright, let's go!
Alright, over here.
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Let's go!
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Oh! Gerry.
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-Ricky's here.
-Saw that.
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She's walking toward us.
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-I see that.
-She looks like she wants
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-to say something.
-Okay, just stop narrating reality.
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I'm really happy your dad's okay.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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You're Russ Holliday.
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-Can we just take a moment and...
-Checkmate, dude. It's over.
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-We still have moves.
-No. No more moves.
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No more schemes.
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No more Chad.
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You could appeal to Ricky.
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I'm never gonna see Ricky again.
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If Chad goes down,
the whole team goes down.
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The whole program goes down.
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The Catfish miracle, 5-0?
Ruined.
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Wins vacated, Hudson disgraced.
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-We are literally Marshall...
-Danny, just stop!
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If Chad goes down,
Russ goes down.
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You think people hate me now?
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Wait till they hear about this shit.
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Look, the best we can hope for
is that if I disappear,
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Ricky never tells anyone the truth.
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It's the only move left.
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Look, this is just what happens, man.
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I get to the goal line, and God...
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Fists you. I know.
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He's got a huge fist.
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And now, I have an even wider asshole.
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Just sucks that your asshole
got caught in the crossfire.
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It's like God was fisting my ass
and just...
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...stuck a finger in yours.
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This metaphor is so upsetting.
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I don't know how far
we could have taken this shit, but...
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...it was always gonna end bad.
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It's okay if you hate me.
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I don't hate you, man.
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I'm glad.
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So, where are you gonna go?
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Back home.
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And my dad probably
would've kicked me out, so...
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-I guess I'm homeless.
-You don't have to be.
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I told you he's filming
the Michael Bay movie in Atlanta.
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That's only three hours away.
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-So?
-So, to put it in your parlance,
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quit being a pussy and go see him.
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At least to give him back
his ugly makeup kit.
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Yeah.
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You don't have to go alone.
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Dad?
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Hey, Ricky, come here.
Check this out.
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If they run zero against our Jet series,
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I'm thinking this... this tight end
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is gonna be one-on-one
with their linebacker.
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No. Dad, what are we doing?
This is obviously against the rules.
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-What rules?
-Heart attack rules.
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-This is your... your vitals chart, Dad.
-No! There's no...
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That's not my...
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-It's all on the computer now.
-Sit down, please.
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-Just take it easy.
-Okay, fine.
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Alright, sitting down.
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Now what?
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-How are you feeling?
-Better.
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How are we looking at practice?
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I don't wanna talk about practice.
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What are you, all Iverson now?
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That's dumb.
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You on drugs?
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Yes.
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Come on, tomorrow's the biggest game
of the season.
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I'm in this bed
hooked up to all this shit.
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Yeah, you know what's gonna kill me?
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Not talking ball.
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Um...
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Well, if we're gonna talk about football,
254
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,788
then, um...
255
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,877
I need to talk to you about Chad.
256
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,213
Oh, I already know. Byrd told me.
257
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,716
What? He bailed at practice,
he won't pick up his phone.
258
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,468
I figure that pisses you off.
259
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,016
I mean... it's...
260
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,769
It's not really about me.
261
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,562
You know, it's, uh, more of the team.
262
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,689
Well, look, yesterday was a shit show.
263
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,150
Kid got spooked, I get it.
264
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,153
But when that bus
leaves tomorrow for Athens,
265
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,239
I'll bet you he's on it.
You know why?
266
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,158
Because of you.
267
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,830
I don't think so, Dad.
268
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,209
You can't get close
to these guys like that.
269
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,130
-It's a business.
-It's not.
270
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,677
It's a family.
271
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,432
Family might be worse.
272
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,976
Nah. Just more complicated.
273
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,071
Rick.
274
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,367
Are you okay?
275
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,873
How are you asking me that?
276
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,668
I didn't have a heart attack.
277
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,587
I'm just doing my job, kid.
278
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,423
The only one I can do right now.
279
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,721
Thank you.
280
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,100
But you know what?
281
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,936
I'm getting back on
that field this season.
282
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,021
Okay.
283
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,442
This is our shot.
284
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,611
This might be my last shot.
285
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,989
But with Chad...
286
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,826
I think we can win
the whole fuckin' thing.
287
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,956
I didn't know making a movie
involved so many trucks.
288
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,249
It's a vehicular medium.
289
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,335
What the fuck?
290
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,713
Dobbs is leaving a voicemail.
291
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,590
Look, it's transcribing it.
292
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,009
Those are scary words
to see typed out.
293
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,929
Oh, he's pissed, but at least
he still thinks I'm Chad.
294
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,431
-Has Ricky called you?
-No.
295
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,935
My dad's gotta be
around here somewhere.
296
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,479
-What's he look like?
-He's like an older skinny guy.
297
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,563
Russell?
298
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,525
Dad?
299
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,109
What the hell are you doing here?
300
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,903
You're fat.
301
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,405
Did you get fat 'cause you missed me?
302
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,366
It's a fat suit, dumb-ass.
303
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,701
I'm testing it out for Santa Ana.
304
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,162
The Mexican general?
Was he obese?
305
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,497
No, he was not.
306
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,916
But it's the look that Michael Bay
wants for his villain.
307
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,000
So who is he?
308
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,627
Oh, this is...
309
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,296
my friend.
310
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,758
Oh! Well, I'm glad you finally
made one of those.
311
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,094
Okay, well, I happened
to be in the neighborhood...
312
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,512
In the neighborhood of Georgia?
313
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,390
And I thought I'd return your makeup kit.
314
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,141
Here it is.
315
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,645
-We're even.
-Oh, no, we're absolutely not even.
316
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,105
-Okay, whatever.
-Oh, wait.
317
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,648
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
318
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,234
Mr. Holliday, have you heard
of Chad Powers?
319
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,444
-No.
-He's a college football player.
320
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,489
-I don't know him.
-Actually, you do.
321
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,704
-Is this EcoFlex?
-We had to sub with Dragon Skin.
322
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,747
I mean, that looks great.
323
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:06,502
I mean, you were playing quarterback,
actually winning games...
324
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,422
while posing as a different human being?
325
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,799
Yeah.
326
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,303
Son, that must have been so much work.
327
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,556
It was.
328
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:26,230
It's just that I've never seen you
work hard at... anything.
329
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,150
Why did you do it?
330
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,654
I don't know.
331
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,876
Powers, off balance.
332
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,503
Rockets the ball down the field.
Touchdown!
333
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,132
This young man has completely
turned things around
334
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,092
for South Georgia.
335
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,846
Powers has Leonard in the end zone.
Touchdown!
336
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,685
If Powers wasn't in
the Heisman conversation before,
337
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,021
he certainly is now.
338
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,783
I haven't seen you smile like that
since before Mom died.
339
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670
I think I...
340
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
I wanted to be Chad 'cause I...
341
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,469
hated bein' Russ.
342
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,350
I just wanted to hide
and play football again.
343
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,854
And people actually liked Chad.
344
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,733
Chad actually liked people.
345
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,616
And all my team...
346
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,369
my coaches...
347
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,580
they all believed in me.
348
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,419
And Chad just didn't
wanna let 'em down.
349
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,813
I'm sorry I stole your makeup
and ran away.
350
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,985
I'm sorry I was so mean
to that sick kid and his dad.
351
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,281
I'm sorry I dropped
the football at the Rose Bowl.
352
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,831
I didn't mean to. I just got excited.
353
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,300
Bein' Chad was nice.
354
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,637
I wasn't so sad all the time.
355
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,100
Well, do you really have
to stop being him?
356
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,435
Yeah.
357
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,772
Yeah.
One of my coaches found out, so...
358
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:16,108
-The coach he has a crush on.
-What?
359
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,820
-It's a female coach.
-Oh.
360
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,156
Anyway, I fucked up.
361
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,367
It's over, I don't know
if she's told anybody yet, but, uh...
362
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,995
Well, if I forgive you...
363
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,539
and I do...
364
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,502
then maybe she can, too.
365
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,839
It's too late.
366
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,550
They're already on their way to Athens.
367
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,221
-When's the game start?
-4:30.
368
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,555
You can still make it.
369
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,684
Dad...
370
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,314
I came here to give you
your makeup back.
371
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,900
Maybe you ought to keep it.
372
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,653
♪ I've lost friends ♪
373
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,114
♪ And I've lost heroes ♪
374
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,369
♪ I lost everything I am,
even my name ♪
375
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,248
♪ Been going through changes ♪
376
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,543
♪ And finding clarity ♪
377
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:21,465
♪ And comfort in just knowin'
nothin' ever stays the same ♪
378
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:26,053
♪ They don't tell you when you're born ♪
379
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,390
♪ It's gonna be this way ♪
380
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,269
♪ They don't tell you till you die
it's all a sham ♪
381
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,816
♪ They don't ask you what your name is ♪
382
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,151
♪ When you get up to heaven ♪
383
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,904
♪ And thank God ♪
384
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,325
♪ I couldn't tell her if I had to ♪
385
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,202
♪ Who I am ♪
386
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,797
♪ I couldn't tell her
if I had to, who I am ♪
387
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:07,761
♪ I couldn't tell her
if I had to, who I am ♪
388
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,152
...the South Georgia Catfish
in our Georgia bowl.
389
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,336
With Chad AWOL,
the ball's in your hands, Gerry.
390
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:42,755
How you feel?
391
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,257
I'm ready to die on that field.
392
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,259
Yeah, well, you're probably
gonna get your wish.
393
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,470
Just finish getting suited up.
394
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646
-What you doing?
-Snapping a mental photograph.
395
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,398
This is the greatest moment of my life.
396
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,990
I... I don't...
I don't even know what to do.
397
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,665
We're gonna get our shit pushed in.
398
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,293
What a beautiful day
here at Sanford Stadium,
399
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:25,047
where 92,000
Georgia Bulldog fans have arrived.
400
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,466
And it's time to find out
what the upstart...
401
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,343
Aw, hey there, Coach.
402
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,970
-Tricia!
-Ugh!
403
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,347
Wait, wh... why aren't you in Athens?
404
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,600
I couldn't let our ball coach
watch the game alone
405
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,228
in this disgustin' hospital.
406
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,355
I don't think I've ever been
in one of these.
407
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,899
-Really?
-It ironically makes me sick.
408
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:48,153
Yeah, well, this is where
you go when the...
409
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,072
when the Big Man fires you.
410
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,783
I genuinely do not believe
I will ever die.
411
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,869
And neither will you.
412
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,913
At least not yet, hm?
413
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,002
Alright, turn it up.
414
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,839
What you got to eat, huh?
415
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,841
-Uh...
-Chicken poppers, or...
416
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,884
I can try to order something.
417
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,179
I don't think you can smoke in here.
418
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,765
Oh, Coach. I can smoke anywhere.
419
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,435
Still no word on the status
420
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,271
of the Catfish star quarterback,
Chad Powers.
421
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,106
He's been listed as a game-time decision.
422
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,734
-Come on, Rick.
-Powers may have snuck up on teams at...
423
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,779
What are you doing?
424
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:13,572
Ricky.
425
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,409
Sorry, I didn't...
I didn't mean to jump-scare you.
426
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,915
I came to the bus
lookin' for my jersey and...
427
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,877
I saw your face, and...
428
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,130
you're who I was really lookin' for.
429
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,844
Why are you still doing... the voice?
430
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,767
What voice? This is my voice.
431
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,935
No, it's not.
432
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,354
It's not. Stop using it.
433
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,570
Sorry.
434
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,074
Can we talk?
435
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,844
How's your dad?
436
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,264
He's okay.
He's hanging in there.
437
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,601
That's good.
438
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,770
I'm glad.
439
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,277
I'm sorry about all this.
440
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,445
I didn't know who Wendy was.
441
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,197
Obviously.
442
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,451
Russ did that.
443
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,748
I'm Russ.
444
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,250
But I'm also, and...
445
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,337
I have been this whole time, Chad.
446
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,049
I'm...
447
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,426
Chad Powers.
448
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,672
Chad's not just on the outside, he's...
449
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,265
he's real, he's...
450
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,728
Five-and-oh. It's real.
451
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,105
This team is real.
452
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:15,319
The Catfish winning this game,
winning your dad a natty,
453
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,571
us all doing it together, that's real.
454
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:24,119
The realest part about
this whole goddamn thing...
455
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,416
it's how I feel about you, Coach.
456
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,727
Can I...
457
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,855
Can I touch your face?
458
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693
Yeah.
459
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,501
Oh!
460
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,129
How fucking dare you come here
and say this bullshit!
461
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,882
-Please, Coach.
-No, shut the fuck up.
462
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:21,468
I am not your coach.
I'm not your fucking coach.
463
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,136
You're not even on this fucking team.
464
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,722
-You lying psycho!
-I'm not a psychopath. I swear...
465
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,267
Yes, you are.
You're a fucking nutcase!
466
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,519
"Oh, oh, oh, I'm Chad.
467
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,396
"Oh, I'm Chad.
I'm just gonna eat a deer
468
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:35,274
-and fuck Coach's wife!"
-I didn't know it was his wife!
469
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:38,360
Underneath this...
this fucking gooey shit,
470
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,613
you... you are just a pathetic,
471
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,991
disgusting,
472
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,285
iconic loser.
473
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,287
I know! Why do you think
I wanted to be someone else?
474
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,247
'Cause your brain is fucked up!
475
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,083
You're fucking diseased.
476
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,253
-You almost murdered my dad!
-Then I saved him!
477
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,297
And then you murdered my fucking friend.
478
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,385
Chad was my friend,
and now he's gone.
479
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,267
-He's not gone.
-He's gone. He is.
480
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,396
Chad is...
481
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:19,234
He's here, he's...
His feelings for you are real.
482
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,196
It's real.
483
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,331
You wanna know what I feel for Russ?
484
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,544
It's that feeling that I wish
485
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:41,214
after that Rose Bowl where you
single-fucking-handedly lost
486
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,592
a national championship...
487
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,763
...I wish that you would have
just killed yourself.
488
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,234
Please move, so I can get off this bus.
489
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,756
If you don't stay away from this team,
490
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,257
I will tell the whole world.
491
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,136
I will burn you to pieces.
492
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,517
No, you won't.
493
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,978
What?
494
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,776
I said, I don't think
you'll tell everybody about me.
495
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,486
No, try me, asshole.
496
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,950
If you out Chad...
497
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:55,038
our wins will be vacated,
this season will be done.
498
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,750
Playing with a fake,
ineligible quarterback,
499
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,544
program will get the death penalty.
500
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,174
Since Coach Hudson's the one
who pulled the strings to enroll me...
501
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,220
he'll be the one to take the fall.
502
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,849
You won't just burn me down.
503
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,601
You'll burn everything.
504
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,146
Including your dad.
505
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,191
Or...
506
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,447
we can keep winning... as a team.
507
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,118
Your call, Coach.
508
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,583
I hate you.
509
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:43,920
I know.
510
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,256
With the power of hard work...
511
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,135
friendship...
512
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:57,642
and our Lord,
we can accomplish anything!
513
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:58,810
Fish on me!
514
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,399
Fish on me!
515
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,738
Thank fuck.
516
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,495
Hey, Catfish.
517
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,129
Welcome back, Powers.
518
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,674
-Yeah, I'm sorry, I...
-Ah.
519
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,219
It's alright, we'll let it
slide this one time.
520
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,180
Uh...
521
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,599
no, we won't.
522
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,853
Everyone thinks Chad can just...
523
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,773
...just fucking walk in here and play?
524
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,401
What the fuck, man?
525
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,904
This is so fucked up!
526
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,864
Where the fuck were you, Chad?
527
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,492
I've been here cleaning up
for five fucking years.
528
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,119
Where have you fucking been?
529
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,248
Yeah, I... I say the F-word now.
Get used to it.
530
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,752
Where were you, motherfucker?!
531
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:12,217
My garage door opener...
532
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,220
it's... it caught a virus and...
533
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,598
They're mechanical! Jesus Christ!
534
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,809
Do you believe any of this bullshit?!
535
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,893
Hey!
536
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,231
Chad had a medical emergency.
537
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,317
He had a mental health event
and we took care of it.
538
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:33,780
But it's a private matter,
and that's where we're gonna leave it.
539
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,116
Okay? But Chad's here.
540
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,660
He's starting.
541
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,206
And we're gonna beat Georgia
for Coach Hudson!
542
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,503
Let's go!
543
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,881
Let's go!
544
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,052
-Let's go.
-Fish on me!
545
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,722
"Fish" on three.
546
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,349
-One, two, three.
-Fish!
547
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,310
Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish!
548
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,562
-Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish.
-He goes!
549
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,814
-Fish, Fish, Fish, what?
-He goes!
550
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,691
-He goes!
-What?
551
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,401
-He goes!
-What?
552
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,361
-He goes!
-What?
553
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,988
-He goes!
-What?
554
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,823
-He goes!
-What?
555
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:41,848
Woo!
556
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,103
...South Georgia Catfish.
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