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Hey, Glenn, man, it's almost 3 o 'clock.

I thought Frankie was going to be here. We wait a half our lives for this old

fart. This is always how it is. I'm calling him right now.

Oh, man.

Hello. Hey, Frankie, it's Glenn. Where are you?

We are right around the corner. I'll be going up in front of your house in a

second. All right, I told you to be here at exactly 3 o 'clock. I've got a

little surprise for everyone.

I'm pulling in now, and we're getting ready to get off out of the car.

Get your geriatric asses up here now, please.

We're coming.

All right.

They're coming.

Yeah, I heard.

Famous last words. You going to give me a little heads up about the surprise?

No, I want everybody to see the surprise at the same time. All right.

Thanks a lot.

Okay. You'll see.

I miss them now.

All right.

I hear the slow footsteps.

The hitter patterns. Yeah, geez.

Poor dude.

Where is he? Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, sir.

Good to see you. Hey, how are you? How are you?

How are you? So what's going on? You can't just sit here until 3 o 'clock.

got a surprise.

Okay, good. What's going on? We've got a surprise.

The reason I was asking is that my lovely niece told me that she's got

a friend.

and a friend was taking some summer classes here at the local college, and

needed a place to stay.

So I said, no problemo. You can stay with me, friend.

So the friend has shown up, and she is hot!

Is that with explanation marks?

Double explanation marks. Oh, wow.

Hot is good.

Gorgeous.

We like hot girls. This is why I wanted you guys to get here at 3 o 'clock

because this is when she gets back from her classes. And this girl is horny. Now

she told me she's running out of money already and she's going to be needing

some money to stay another month.

So she asked if I could give her some money in exchange for some favors. Is

like benefits?

Yes.

Yes, now she's desperate and she seems pretty much willing to do anything for

the money.

Well,

that's what I was thinking. But I haven't told her yet, you know, about

guys, our little project. She doesn't know yet. She just thinks it's going to

me and her.

All right. Well, just talk to her. Ask her. See what she says. I think I heard

the word. I think that's it. Hang on.

Let's see.

Hey, how you doing?

Hi. Molly,

these are my buddies. This is Artie. And this is Frankie with the fancy tie on.

And this is Duke here.

Hi, how you doing? Good.

All right, this is our summer college student and guest at the house, Molly.

Excellent. What are you guys doing, just hanging out?

Yeah. Molly,

let me ask you a question, Molly, as I try to flirt with you a little bit.

That's him.

That's Frankie. Okay.

What classes are you taking, sweetie?

You know, just the basics, biology, science. Oh, really?

Any anatomy?

Oh, no.

That's too much for me. And the applied anatomy, you never know.

Let me tell you something. Your anatomy looks good to me.

Absolutely. Ask Frankie.

Well, I'm going to go take a shower.

Let me ask you something before you go because I'm single.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I do not. Oh, boy. Watch out.

All right. So you see, guys, you see what I'm talking about?

That's a great surprise.

Nice surprise.

I told you. She's beautiful.

I told you.

And did you hear what she said? She's going to take a shower. Are you guys

thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah, I'm thinking that, too. You're thinking what

I'm thinking. So you want to go see if we can get a sneak peek at your

merchandise? Oh, yeah, we can all be dirty. Now, you've got to be very cool,

very discreet, and let's not get caught watching the old lady in the shower.

We are the picture of discretion.

Okay.

guys, now we've got to be really cool about this. See if we can get her over

our side.

Right.

I don't want the family knowing too much more about Uncle Glenn here, so be very

cool about this.

Give it a shot here.

You're naturally cool.

Absolutely.

Molly!

Could you come out here for a second?

All right, cool.

Okay, now be discreet. You're going to scare the young lady off.

All right, come on, have a seat.

Hey, Glenn, what's up?

All right, how's school going?

It's going good.

All right.

Well, I wanted to ask you...

Remember you were telling me yesterday you were in some desperate need of

Yeah. And you also said you'd be pretty much willing to do anything for some

money.

Um, yeah, but that was a conversation between us, and I didn't really want to

give it out.

Well, it's all right. These guys are my best buds, really.

You can say anything in front of them.

Don't worry about it, sweetie.

Yeah, but still.

Well. The reason I'm asking is because me and my partners here, we do these

little movie projects, and we would love to make a movie with you.

What do you mean by movies?

Well, we invite girls over and we make porno movies.

Porno? Yeah. Don't tell my niece.

Honey, I want to see.

She didn't say anything about this.

She doesn't, yeah. But we have very few, no complaints, and we have a good time

with the girls, and we help some of them with their educational pursuits.

And we're generous.

And very generous financially.

And they, I mean, you can see the house, so you know we're not... Now, think

about it. You know, we could...

do something for a little money, and then you could stay here longer at this

nice house and help you buy some school supplies, you know, stuff like that.

Just remember one thing. We're old, but not dead.

You said it, Frankie. I don't know. I'd have to think about that. Well, you

know, don't think about it too long unless you want to think about it this

By this afternoon, all your money troubles will be solved.

That's right.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

This is part of our plot. Yeah, that's the idea.

We just got this going, and this is, like I said, this would be our ninth

Yeah, ninth or tenth. We've had several adventures and no complaints. No

complaints quite. In fact, the girls have called us and asked us if they

come back and do it again. We helped them out in many different ways.

All you have to do is be yourself, be natural, and have fun.

Have fun. That's the key.

Let me tell you, you'll have fun. I guarantee you'll have fun.

When Frankie says you're going to have fun, you're going to have fun. And just

be natural. Nothing weird, nothing ordinary.

Just stuff that people do in their normal lives.

Just fun things.

What do you think, Molly?

And the camera takes over and does everything.

I mean, do you like having sex?

Yeah.

And you were just going to be blown out.

You'll get it all over in one day.

You'll get all your money problem solved in one day. Yeah.

What do you say?

Have fun. Money problem solved.

It's a win -win.

But you guys are going to have to help me. No problem.

We can give you some assistance.

We're good at helping.

Years of experience.

Just let it happen.

And just relax.

Have fun, relax, and enjoy.

I mean, who would all be in it? All of you guys?

I'm all up here.

Luke is the first volunteer. Let's see where it goes from there.

Okay.

Just let it happen, baby.

All right.

So is that a yes?

Um, yeah.

Okay. All right. Let's get started.

Let's get started.

All right. Let's see what we've got to work with here.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, those are beautiful.

Beautiful.

Oh.

We're great appreciators of beauty.

Connoisseurs. Oh, look at that beautiful town.

Let's find out.

I'll help.

I'll help you. I'll help.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Nice. Turn around so they can see this gorgeous... Oh, my.

Beautiful asset.

What do you think up close and personal there, Duke?

You're doing a pretty thorough job, isn't he?

Inspecting.

Pulled those pants off and I almost fainted.

You want

to see the rest of

her butt?

Let's see the rest of her butt.

Cheeky, cheeky.

My niece has some beautiful friends.

Oh, yeah.

I think you're the most beautiful.

Oh.

I got an idea. Why don't you turn around and show them your beautiful butt? Now

I can know where my face would like to be. Oh, yeah. See that butt?

That's nice. Look at that beautiful butt.

You getting this, man?

Yes.

Ooh. Bend over a little bit. Let me give him a little better shot there. Yeah,

look at that. Stick that booty out.

That's a beautiful one. Now turn a little bit so you can see the boobs on

sides.

Oh, yeah.

Duke knows how to pose them, doesn't he?

I just... Oh.

Oh.

Let's bend her over, son.

Is that the most beautiful you've ever seen? Oh, look at that. Isn't that

beautiful? Oh, good. I can feel that. Oh, yeah.

Look at the shape of that beautiful butt.

Absolutely perfect.

And she's all over me.

You love her.

It's a perfect butt.

Frankie is crazy.

Frankie is nuts.

There's beautiful hair hanging down her back. See, Frankie, aren't you glad you

came over here at 3 o 'clock like I asked you to? Beautiful, sexy girl. Wow.

School's out.

I think we got a porn star here.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that beautiful girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

That's the stuff dreams are made of.

Over this way.

Yeah, come on.

Look

at that.

That's a good view right there. I like that.

That's a beautiful view. Look at that beautiful girl.

Yeah.

Are you saying, oh, God, there's a light in it? I'm nervous.

Oh, you're nervous.

You're a natural one, too.

Get into it. It all comes natural, doesn't it?

Get into it, honey.

That's it.

Yeah, hold that out there. Get a nice picture of that.

Zoom in a little here.

Isn't that a beautiful clip?

Nice.

I'm going to wet it just a little bit.

I love the way it pops right out there.

I think that means she's enjoying herself. Good morning. I'm enjoying

You want that, baby?

Uh -oh.

Definitely got my attention already.

Something's been waiting for you there, Molly.

Oh, Molly.

And she's looking up at me and the beautiful face and those beautiful eyes.

Absolutely.

Oh, Lordy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

she did a bunch of them, too.

Oh, my.

Talented young lady.

Oh, big throat.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe it takes a little bit.

These college girls, what they're teaching them these days, but they're

good job. They seem to be learning real well.

You've got to promise me you won't tell your niece.

I won't tell if you don't tell.

And they say never volunteer.

Oh, yeah, right.

You volunteer for the right mission here.

You're getting all this for our film library, right? Yeah, this is the blog,

library.

The archive.

Everything.

I'm dying here watching this.

I like the sound effects too.

Nice slurping going on there.

She's got that hand to mouth thing going on there.

Yeah, good hand to mouth coordination.

Is that a thing? I don't know.

Let's see that tongue.

Yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Oh.

You getting that?

This is what you call wide angle shot. Yeah, real wide.

I got you. I'm having a rough time here just holding this camera stick.

I'll tell you that.

But I don't have to hold it.

I'd be quivering all over.

You did that deep throat.

Artie, you gotta come over here and grab this camera from her.

She's too hot.

She's way too hot. The things I do for you are... You're a buddy.

I have to partake. Oh, another volunteer.

Double trouble.

I'm sorry.

This is just too nice.

Ooh, I get two now.

Yeah.

Equal time here.

Equal time.

Everything

about

her is sexy.

Even the sounds you make are sexy.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Everything about this girl is incredibly sexy.

Oh dear.

I think Glenn's a happy man.

Good golly, Miss Molly.

Okay, now for your next trick.

Here.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Look at that.

That is so sexy.

I told you she was hot.

Yeah, really.

Yeah, we just moved it up to five exclamation points. Oh, yeah, five

points.

Beautiful. Beautiful girl. Beautiful.

I think she got into it a little bit.

Angle here. She's enjoying herself.

Oh, my.

That's the whole point.

She enjoys herself.

Oh, God. She enjoyed herself.

Oh, my gosh.

Did we enjoy ourselves?

Yeah. I had to enjoy some of that. I wasn't sure it would be a fantasy for

of us. I thought I was just going to stay parked behind that camera, but no.

That wasn't going to happen this time. Couldn't happen.

No. Oh, man.

It's too beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Well, you know, eventually you're going to get behind the camera again.

Yeah, Artie.

It's about time for me to get behind the camera again. That is just too

beautiful. Yeah, I got to tell you, if all women were like that, nobody would

get a divorce.

Good golly, Miss Molly, I'm so happy that you decided to stay at my house.

yeah. Yeah, me too.

Really nice. We're all pretty glad.

Aren't we? The whole gang's glad. Yeah, I think so.

Turned out a lot better than you thought, didn't it, Molly? It did.

See that, Molly?

Why don't you slip over here, and Duke can continue the

festivities here. Oh, right.

Oh, God.

There's more.

There's more.

There's more at the door.

Actually, I don't want to wear my glasses. I might break them.

All right.

It might melt.

Let me slide it back this way.

Watch this. Watch this.

Bye.

Hmm.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Hmm.

I got sweat in my eye.

Is that going to stop me? No.

You want to do some doggie?

Yeah, it's my favorite.

Oh, good.

Have a beautiful night.

because I don't want to miss a thing.

Spread out a little bit more, baby.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh,

fuck, man.

Feels really good when you play with my dick while I'm fucking you.

Yeah, it feels good.

Oh yeah.

I'm going to take a break. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She likes it all.

Oh, this is wonderful. She's taking it all and she likes it.

Okay. And then, and then.

I don't know.

I like when you take charge of that, Dick.

Oh, that feels so good.

Sorry. That's what I'm doing.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

honey.

Oh, I didn't mean to get you all over the place.

Whoa.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah. She's taking it all.

I'm in love. Let's see that again.

Oh.

Oh, look at that. Whoa.

Oh. It's gorgeous, dude. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Mm.

Oh. Oh.

Hey, Glenn, if she ever decides she wants to leave, she can always come to

house.

Well, what did you guys think of my niece's little friend?

She was amazing.

Yeah, she felt amazing, too. I love those college girls.

Duke, you got to love more of her than anyone else. Oh, yeah.

You got to bone her.

See, Frankie, we all get our turns, though, right? Well, next time your

has a girlfriend come in, I'm first in line. I'm telling you now. All right,

Frankie. You got a deal. Okay.

Great shooting, guys.

All right. Good adventure today.