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Honey! Come here, honey!

Honey!

Honey, where are you?

What do you want? I'm cleaning my puppy. I have to go to work.

I told you we don't have to work.

We have plenty of money.

You don't have to work.

I'm not doing it for the money. I'm doing it so that I have something to do.

But being a porn star?

Can't you get a regular job like at a bank?

Or be a real estate agent?

Why do you have to prostitute yourself being a porn star? It's horrible!

My mother's turning in her grave. What are you doing this to me for?

Oh, God.

Listen.

You sniveling little worm.

I'm not doing it for the money.

I'm doing it because I need some dick.

You are absolutely useless as a man.

Because I'm sick.

And the doctors haven't been able to find out what's wrong with me.

I'm having such a hard time.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'd like to have a hard time, too. That's why I'm going to go down to the

porno set and get me some prime dick.

Oh.

What are you doing?

I thought we were going to head out and go to the set. We're going to be late.

Who's this?

Oh, this is Tommy Gunn, the porn star. He's giving me a red set.

That's right.

Tommy Gunn, Hall of Famer, man.

We were just going through some stuff downstairs, practicing, getting it

loosened up.

Practicing, you said?

Practicing what?

You're doing a porn movie.

What are you practicing?

A couple lines along there or something?

No.

Positions! You know, the positions we're going to be running through later in

the scene.

Ha! You mean you were fucking my wife downstairs before?

Oh, he did more than fuck me. He rocks my world, baby.

No!

Oh, I can't believe it.

Oh, come on. Oh.

He's cock, baby. It's just like yours, except that his is long and hard all the

time. Oh, no.

Yeah, man.

I'm always ready.

Right in front of me?

And so am I. You see that, baby?

That's what a real cock looks like.

Oh, my God.

And

right

in front of me?

Right in the sanctity of my own room?

Oh no.

I can't believe it. Shut the fuck up.

You little worm.

Move over.

Got no room.

Cover your mouth when you cough. I've got to talk about that with you.

Oh, I can't believe you did that.

Right in front of me.

Because I want to. Shut the fuck up.

Oh what are you doing?

Big, big fucking balls. Those are real man's balls.

I've had in years.

Obviously.

I do fucking great in this business.

Oh.

You don't believe?

I don't believe.

Oh, believe it. She's going to do great.

Look at that. She caught something. She's got a job like this.

Oh, yeah.

They are nice.

They are nice.

I'm hungry.

Look at her.

Oh, not in front of me. I'm starving for it.

You've got to let her go.

You've got to let her run wild.

You

want

to see her hit a ball pit?

Yeah. Oh!

Oh!

You want to see how good he taught me to ride a cock?

Oh,

he's a really good teacher, baby. Wait until you see how much I learned.

Oh, not in front of me, baby.

Oh, my God. Look at my fat ass bouncing down the clock.

Isn't that so great, baby?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so much better than fucking pathetic little soccer.

God damn it. Nothing happened.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

baby. Oh, yeah.

Because you're old, it's because you're pathetic.

Fucking God, yes. Oh, fuck me.

Yes. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh,

oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes. That feels fucking good.

Oh, yeah?

I do.

Yeah? Do you want to see how close to my gut that you're ever going to fucking

get again?

Do you want to see?

How close are you ever going to get again?

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, this cough feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God. We're going to sink in my fucking pussy. Oh, my God. That feels so

fucking good. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fucking God.

You should never do that for me.

Oh my god, do you know how many times I've tried to eat my pussy?

All those fake little moans I made to make you feel better.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh my god.

Oh my god, that fucking cock.

That tight little pussy.

So much better than you could ever fucking do.

Don't fucking take him out.

Don't fucking take him out. Put him in there.

Fucking.

That's as close to chasing my fucking pussy as you're ever going to get again.

So enjoy it.

You can take my pussy. I'll be alone.

Yeah, choke on that.

Oh, choke on that.

Choke on that, you fucking filthy piece of shit.

Position of the year. Oh, yeah, you did. It's called hammer time. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, hammer my fucking pussy.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

piece of shit husband wishes he could whip my pussy off your cock But he

get to, right?

Grrr. Grrr.

Wait till you see what we do later.

Well, I guess you can watch it on the internet like everybody else.

I'm not

getting

any better.

Yeah,

I'll say.

Oh, my God.

I fucking believe it.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah. Are you looking at your nice hard cock?

Are you jealous?

You should be.

Oh, yes. Fuck yes.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yes. Look at the way his balls slam into my fucking foot. Look at

that. Oh, fuck yes.

Those orgasms I faked in our marriage.

Oh my God.

Fucking moron.

Fuck.

I was thinking why would you be here?

The director says if I do well, they can gang gang me on Friday.

Gang gang.