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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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Ooh.
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Yes... Oh, hi, Ms. Wittner.
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Hi, Tony. Is Angela home?
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Yeah, yeah. Come on in.
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Let me get her for
you on the intercom.
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Yo, Angela!
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Ms. Wittner's here.
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She'll be right down.
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Thanks.
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Wendy?
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Oh, sweetie, how are you?
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I'm good. How are you?
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Oh, good. Good. What's up?
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Isabel and I are going
to Taco Loco for dinner.
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Want to join us?
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Taco Loco... So
that's where it is.
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What?
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Every year, my mother
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throws me a surprise
birthday party.
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Now you know and I know,
and now you know I know.
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So what do you have
to say about that?
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Oh, it's your birthday.
I'm so sorry. I forgot.
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Oh, weak, Wendy. Weak.
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Well, uh, if there is a party,
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I wasn't invited,
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and if it turns out
you weren't either,
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you'll know where to find us.
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I will be with the mariachis
singing "Lady of Spain."
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Oh, Wendy. You slay me.
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Oh, that's so great.
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Angela?
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Uh-huh?
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Angela, I need your help.
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Yes?
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Which of these do you like?
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I've got a date tonight.
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Oh, right. A date.
Where are you going?
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To the Oingo Boingo concert.
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Oingo Boingo, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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And I suppose the kids
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really are going to be
spending the night in Brooklyn?
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Yeah.
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With Mrs. Rossini?
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Yeah.
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Angela, what is
the matter with you?
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Hi, kids.
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Mom, me and
Samantha are all packed.
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Ah, suitcases.
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That's a very nice touch.
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I suppose Mrs. Rossini's
going to be here any minute
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to pick you up.
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Uh, that's the plan.
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We're going to go
outside and flag her down.
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Grass and trees confuse her.
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I'm off to the Y.
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I'm going to shoot
some hoops. Hey.
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Yeah, Tony,
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you're going to play
basketball dressed like that?
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No, Angela.
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When I get to the gym, I'm
going to change into sweats.
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A likely story.
What's in the bag?
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Sweats.
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And there's air in the ball.
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Oh, that's great.
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You'd better keep
an eye on her, Mona.
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Whoo. Hey, did
you like that, huh?
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Look what I found.
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Mrs. Rossini!
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Tony!
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Ooh. Sorry.
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Don't tell me.
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She's so liberated
she got you pregnant.
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Angela...
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Mrs. Rossini, what
are you doing here?
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Taking the kids for
the night, remember?
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We talked about it on the phone.
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And she runs an
advertising agency.
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Come on, kids. We gotta go.
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Don't you want to see my room?
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Can I see it tomorrow, Samantha?
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Joey's got to get the
fish truck back by 6:00.
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Oh, sure. Yeah. Bye,
Mom. Come on, Jonathan.
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I've got to go too.
Buh-bye, Angela.
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Bye, Grandma!
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Hey, Mona, keep an eye on her.
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They really are going.
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She really did
drive to Connecticut.
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That really is a fish truck.
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There really isn't a party.
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Hey. Hey, Jeff.
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Ooh, good hands. Good hands.
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No wonder we buried you today.
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Yeah, well, next week,
Micelli, we go one-on-one,
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but I gotta warn you, I
played varsity at Amherst.
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Whoo-whoo, Amherst. Ooh.
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How many other girls
were on the team?
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That's cute.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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♪ Dum-Da-Dum-Dum ♪
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We need a couple of guys
to do some drinking for us.
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How about it?
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Don't say a word, Jeff.
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I think this is entrapment.
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No, we're demonstrating
to the local teens
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the effects of
drinking on driving.
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Now, we're going to
be using the simulator,
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and we need a couple
of over-21 volunteers.
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Oh, yeah?
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You got your ID?
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Hey, listen.
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I'd like to help you, officer,
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but you know, I
wouldn't be any good.
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I don't get drunk too easy.
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I'm from Brooklyn.
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But if you're
serving Pink Ladies,
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why don't you try him?
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He's from Amherst.
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I could drink you
under the table
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with my jaw wired shut.
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You could drink me
under the table? Yeah.
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If I didn't have to drive home,
I'd make you drink your words.
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Oh, that's hysterical.
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Drink your words. You like that?
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Hey, hey, hey, how about
both of you doing it, huh?
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We'll arrange for your
transportation home.
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Oh, yeah? How
much are the drinks?
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They're on the
State of Connecticut.
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Does the governor
know about this?
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Angela, for crying out loud,
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give me the key.
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I've got it.
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Shh! Shh!
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This might be
Angela's surprise party.
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Surprise! No party!
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Wendy, it's not nice
to make fun of me.
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Sorry.
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Isabel, are you going
to have a drink now
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or are you going to
be a drag all night?
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Wendy, I am not a drag.
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I'm a doctor, and I'm on call.
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I have to be sober and alert
in case of an emergency.
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♪ Chikki-chikki-boom-boom ♪
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Like driving the two of you
home from a Mexican restaurant.
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Do you know that this
is my thirty-birthday
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and nobody did anything.
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What do you mean?
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I think the waiters at
Taco Loco went all out.
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I thought that the candles
in the refried beans
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was a nice touch.
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Yeah, who cares if your
family forgets your birthday...
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as long as Pepe remembers?
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Pepe!
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Don't look down, Jeff!
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Don't look down!
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Jeff has had four drinks,
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which means that his blood
alcohol content is .09 percent.
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Now, technically,
he's still legal.
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But as you can see,
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his motor skills
are calling it quits.
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Hey, nobody should
drink and drive,
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but this guy shouldn't
even drink and walk.
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Tony?
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Me? I thought you'd never ask.
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Ho. Ho. Ho.
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After five drinks,
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Tony's blood alcohol
is .12 percent...
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Legally drunk in all 50 states.
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Now, at these levels,
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personality and behavior
changes can occur.
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Inhibitions are lowered,
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a person becomes
overconfident, even cocky.
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Nah, he's always like this.
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Oh, yeah? If you think
that's good, watch this.
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Hey!
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You know who I
think is really cute?
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The new tennis pro at the club.
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Corbin?
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Yeah.
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I gave him an
emergency appendectomy.
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Oh! You've seen him naked?
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Angela, in my business,
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if you've seen one body,
you've seen them all.
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Of course, he does
have a cute little tush.
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You know who else is cute?
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Who?
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Tony.
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Have you seen him naked?
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No. Have you?
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Of course not.
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But you think he's
cute, though, don't you?
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He's... a fine person.
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No, he's thoughtful,
and he's sensitive,
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and he's very
good with Jonathan.
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And he's very built too.
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Yes, he has his
share of muscles.
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He's... solid.
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And responsible, that's it.
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He is the most responsible
man I have ever met.
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Hey, ladies!
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Six of them.
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Have you been drinking?
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Like a fish.
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Hey, you know what
happened to me?
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I went through three red lights,
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I went through one red barn,
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I got stalled on
some railroad tracks,
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and then I got run over by
a train. Chugga-chugga-aah!
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I told you he was tough.
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Isabel, Isabel,
now's your chance.
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Make him take
off all his clothes
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and examine him.
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Stop it!
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I will be the nurse.
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Oh, two beeps.
That's an emergency.
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Come on, Wendy.
I'll take you home.
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Aw, just when it
was getting good.
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Oh, come on.
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Angela, happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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Good night, ladies.
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Good night.
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Cute.
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Stop it.
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Happy birthday!
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Did she say "Happy birthday"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Angela, I
forgot your birthday.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aw, how could I have done that?
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Mm.
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Aw, you must feel
awful. Come here.
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Wait a minute.
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I didn't know it
was your birthday
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because you didn't tell
me it was your birthday.
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I didn't?
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No.
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I tell you what, though, Angela.
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I'm going to go out and
get you a present right now.
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A present right now...
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I'm going to go to an
after-hours present store.
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I can't do that.
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I can't do that because
of drunk drivers.
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I can't drive. Uh-uh.
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Do you know that 7 percent
of all the people on the road
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account for 33 percent
of the serious fatalities?
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That's right, you know,
if you drive and drink...
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you stink.
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Oh, Tony, that's very good.
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00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,166
I made it up myself. I did.
264
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,490
Very good.
265
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,008
Tony, you don't have
to buy me a present.
266
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,009
Nobody else did.
267
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,343
Yeah, well,
268
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,145
I'm going to do something
better than a present.
269
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,947
Whee.
270
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,349
I'm going into the kitchen
to bake you a cake.
271
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,853
Oh, no, Tony, you
don't have to do that.
272
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,921
Double fudge with walnuts?
273
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,758
You got it, birthday
girl. Come on. Come on.
274
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,159
Okay.
275
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,661
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
276
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,051
Whoa, ho, ho, ho.
277
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
278
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,004
Mm, oh, Tony, this is delicious.
279
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,428
I told Wendy that
you were a good cook.
280
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,443
You and Wendy
were talking about me?
281
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,246
Well, we were talking
about a lot of things.
282
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,247
Yeah?
283
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,516
What'd you say about me?
284
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,819
Well, I just told Wendy
285
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:53,111
that I was really
glad that I hired you.
286
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,358
That's great, Angela,
287
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,960
because I'm really
glad you hired me too.
288
00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,129
This may surprise you,
289
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,463
but when I was a kid,
290
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,766
I never thought I'd grow
up to be a housekeeper.
291
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,790
No?
292
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,572
Yeah, well anyway, this
is the best job I ever had.
293
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,140
Thank you, Tony.
294
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,965
Yeah. You know, I never
thought I'd find somebody who...
295
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,447
Um, Jonathan's a great kid.
296
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,106
And, um, I got... I
got a new best friend...
297
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,342
in Mona.
298
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,858
And, um, I got a boss
who, who's of course...
299
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,681
Who's what?
300
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,886
She's okay.
301
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,735
I just remembered
302
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,069
what I told Wendy about you.
303
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,070
Oh, yeah?
304
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,438
Yeah.
305
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,809
I said that you were... okay.
306
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,567
Ah, that's nice...
307
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,718
Angela, cut that out.
308
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,953
You think that's funny?
309
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,021
You think that's funny?
310
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,679
Hey, hey, have some
flour, huh? Have some flour.
311
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,524
Angela, I'm...
312
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:38,694
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm... I'm really sorry.
313
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,718
I feel...
314
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,955
I feel faint.
315
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,726
Yeah?
316
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:58,580
Tony?
317
00:13:58,604 --> 00:13:59,581
Yeah?
318
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,050
Is that an upside-down cake?
319
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,084
No.
320
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,053
Then I'm in big trouble.
321
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,087
Oh, Angela, hold on.
322
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,689
You're just going
to have to lie down.
323
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,690
Right.
324
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,358
Angela, not there, not there.
325
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,359
I like it here.
326
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,760
No, no, no, up in your room.
327
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,995
I can't make it.
328
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,264
I'll help you. Come
on, come on, come on.
329
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,432
Oh, ooh.
330
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,238
Ow!
331
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,694
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
332
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,181
Tony? Yeah?
333
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,783
This isn't the way
Rhett Butler did it.
334
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,985
All right, all right, stand up.
335
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:40,556
Wait, take it easy. Take
it easy. Take it easy.
336
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,557
That's more like it.
337
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,881
Okay.
338
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,298
All right, all right,
now. Easy, easy.
339
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,322
Watch my head.
340
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,304
My head.
341
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,940
All right, here.
Isn't that better?
342
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,042
Yes, Tony. Thank you.
343
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,643
Tony? Yeah?
344
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,413
Wendy was right. You are cute.
345
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,648
Oh, thank you,
Angela. You're cute too.
346
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,484
Here's your nightgown.
347
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,086
Tony? Yeah?
348
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,187
Come here.
349
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,222
What?
350
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,345
Over there?
351
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,228
What's the matter, Angela?
352
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,764
No, no, no.
353
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,421
Wait, wait, wait, Angela, wait.
354
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,571
I'm going to hate
myself in the morning.
355
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,770
Here.
356
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,883
Great day in the morning...
357
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,387
Angela?
358
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,258
Tony?
359
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,985
Ohh...
360
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,933
Angela, are you all right?
361
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,034
Yes, Mother, I'm fine.
362
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,225
Only please don't shout.
363
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,206
Hah!
364
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:41,277
Angela, you have a hangover.
365
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,878
Whee!
366
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,613
Oh, it's the worst.
367
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,283
I'll never do that again.
368
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,852
Angela, what
happened in the kitchen?
369
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,856
Oh, uh, flour... I
seem to remember
370
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,291
doing something with flour.
371
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,292
Yeah?
372
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,227
Oh, I know.
373
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,463
I was in the kitchen
baking a cake.
374
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,165
You baked a cake?
375
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,967
That doesn't sound like you.
376
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,668
No, it doesn't, does it?
377
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,438
Wait a minute, wait a
minute. Let me think.
378
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,173
Uh... Oh, now I remember.
379
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,808
Tony came home.
380
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,065
He'd been drinking at the Y.
381
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,714
You mean playing basketball.
382
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,217
No, I don't think so.
383
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:25,154
Anyway, he felt so bad
that he'd missed my birthday
384
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,345
that we went into the
kitchen to bake a kiss.
385
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,060
A kiss?
386
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,728
What? What are you
talking about, Mother?
387
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,797
You said you and
Tony baked a kiss.
388
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,033
No, I didn't, Mother.
389
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,235
I said we went into
the kitchen to bake a c...
390
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,569
Kiss!
391
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,205
Oh, my God, Mother. I
kissed Tony in the kitchen.
392
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,995
Yeah?
393
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,743
Yeah, what?
394
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,311
Yeah, what happened?
395
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,547
Well, I'm not sure.
396
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,917
Angela, don't you
hold out on me.
397
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,874
I'll use force if I have to.
398
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,321
I'm not holding out on you.
399
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,757
It's just all so foggy.
400
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,159
What happened
401
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,927
after you kissed
Tony in the kitchen?
402
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,228
Think! Think! Think!
403
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,431
Oh! Oh, Mother, stop it.
404
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,432
All I know
405
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,500
is that my head
hurts, and my feet hurt,
406
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,670
and I kissed Tony
in the kitchen and...
407
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,805
Uh-oh.
408
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,164
Now, Angela, I'm your mommy.
409
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,569
You can tell me anything.
410
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,018
Well, Mommy, I, um...
411
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:34,778
I remember rolling
around on the bed...
412
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,260
Oh, my God, Mother.
413
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,484
I slept with Tony.
414
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,201
Better than I thought.
415
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,206
Good morning, Tony.
416
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,441
Oh, good morning, Angela.
How are you feeling?
417
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,210
Lousy.
418
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,513
As God is my witness, I
will never go drinking again.
419
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,448
Yeah, well, I've got
just the thing for you.
420
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,318
Something that'll make you
just like a brand-new woman.
421
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,462
Tomato juice and Tabasco.
422
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,879
Hey... That was, uh...
423
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,230
some night last night, huh?
424
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:19,201
Well, all evidence seems
to point in that direction.
425
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,470
Yeah, well, maybe
we should talk about it.
426
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:26,375
Well, Tony, I... I don't
really know what to say.
427
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,133
It was all so... surreal.
428
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,215
Does that mean you
don't want to talk about it?
429
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,383
You're right.
430
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,418
It's no big deal, hey.
431
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,553
No big deal?
432
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,355
Yeah, I mean, it
was nice and all that,
433
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,645
but, you know.
434
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,793
Nice?
435
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,962
Tony, "nice" is hardly
the word I would use
436
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,419
to describe having...
437
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,356
Well, you know...
438
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,759
No, I don't know. What?
439
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,731
Sex, all right? We had sex.
440
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,372
We did?
441
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,288
No, we didn't.
442
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,755
Angela, I'm not
that kind of guy.
443
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,425
All we did was fool around
a little bit in the kitchen.
444
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,760
I beg your pardon?
445
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,495
You know, we baked a cake,
446
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,463
we threw a little flour,
447
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,599
we had a little kiss,
448
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,634
and then I took
you up to your room.
449
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,270
Did you slam me into the door?
450
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,971
Now you're starting
to figure it out.
451
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,275
Yeah, that was me.
452
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,577
Yeah, and then I
carried you upstairs
453
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,578
and put you to bed.
454
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,246
Oh, so you're saying
455
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,114
that all that happened
was you kissed me?
456
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,716
That's it. Oh.
457
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,651
Better? Great. Yeah.
458
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,286
But, um, just for the record,
459
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,188
I didn't kiss you.
460
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,245
You kissed me.
461
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,626
I did not.
462
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,627
You did too.
463
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,628
I did not.
464
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,696
You did too.
465
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,297
I did not... Well, if I did,
466
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,599
which is still in question,
467
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,799
I didn't mean it.
468
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,636
Take it from me. You meant it.
469
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,972
Well, you seemed to like it.
470
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,775
Oh yeah? How would you
remember, Ms. Lost Weekend?
471
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,510
You didn't like it?
472
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,613
Oh, no, that's not
what I meant. I, uh...
473
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,214
Oh, yeah, uh, I
knew you liked it.
474
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,238
I remembered that.
475
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:23,726
I, uh, guess I was
pretty out of it last night.
476
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,793
Well, let's just say
477
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:29,965
we both got a
little carried away.
478
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,300
Tony,
479
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:36,560
if we both got so carried
away, how come you...
480
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,041
I left?
481
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,543
Yeah.
482
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,746
I guess you must have
had an awful lot to drink.
483
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,414
Oh, yeah, yeah, I
did, but you know,
484
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:49,050
carrying your body upstairs
sort of sobered me up.
485
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,953
Well, I guess you had
a pretty bad headache.
486
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,423
No, that came
later. What a beauty!
487
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:59,895
Oh... I guess I
looked kind of bad.
488
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,330
Oh no, you looked really...
489
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,864
Not bad, not bad.
490
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,633
I wasn't fishing
or anything, Tony.
491
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,223
Oh, I know that. It's me here.
492
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,539
It's just that, uh,
493
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:15,377
I mean, if anything ever
did happen between us,
494
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,013
I wouldn't want to
lose you as a friend.
495
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,916
Oh, I wouldn't want
to lose you, either...
496
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,373
as a friend.
497
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,856
And another thing...
498
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:30,926
If, uh, I mean,
if we ever did...
499
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,863
lose each other as friends,
500
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,120
I'd want you to remember it.
501
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,560
And you would.
502
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,934
So would you.
503
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,488
Mom, Tony? We're home.
504
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,345
Hi!
505
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,060
All right! How was Brooklyn?
506
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,294
It was great, Mom.
507
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,029
Yeah, Dad, it was
just like old times.
508
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,973
We played stickball
and everything.
509
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,634
Yeah. I loved that game.
510
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,036
Jonathan told me
it was your birthday,
511
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,873
so I bought you
a little present.
512
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:21,543
Here. Drink. Enjoy.
513
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,878
Thank you, Mrs. Rossini.
514
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,714
Angela, maybe I
should lock this up.
515
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,982
Hide the key.
516
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,350
Yeah, I got it.
517
00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:30,819
Come on, Mrs. Rossini. I
want to show you my room.
518
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,376
Come on. Come on.
519
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,023
Hi. ANGELA: Hi.
520
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,024
Are the kids back?
521
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,426
I thought I smelled
the fish truck.
522
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,895
Yes, they're upstairs.
523
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,896
And?
524
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,600
How are the
lovebirds this morning?
525
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,502
Mother, let me explain
something to you.
526
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,470
It seems that I had a
slight memory lapse,
527
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,539
and I filled in
the wrong blanks.
528
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,774
Now, Tony explained
the whole thing.
529
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,130
Nothing happened.
530
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,667
And you believed him?
531
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:01,138
♪ To all the girls
I've loved before ♪
532
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,877
It's just an imitation. I was...
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