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♪ There is more to life Than what you're living ♪

♪ So take a chance And face the wind ♪

♪ An open road And a road that's hidden ♪

♪ A brand-new life Around the bend ♪

♪ There were times ♪

♪ I lost a dream or two ♪

♪ Found the trail ♪

♪ And at the end was you ♪

♪ There's a path we take And a path not taken ♪

♪ The choice is up to you My friend ♪

♪ Nights are long But you might awaken ♪

♪ To a brand-new life A brand-new life ♪

♪ A brand-new life Around the bend ♪♪

Ooh.

Yes... Oh, hi, Ms. Wittner.

Hi, Tony. Is Angela home?

Yeah, yeah. Come on in.

Let me get her for you on the intercom.

Yo, Angela!

Ms. Wittner's here.

She'll be right down.

Thanks.

Wendy?

Oh, sweetie, how are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Oh, good. Good. What's up?

Isabel and I are going to Taco Loco for dinner.

Want to join us?

Taco Loco... So that's where it is.

What?

Every year, my mother

throws me a surprise birthday party.

Now you know and I know, and now you know I know.

So what do you have to say about that?

Oh, it's your birthday. I'm so sorry. I forgot.

Oh, weak, Wendy. Weak.

Well, uh, if there is a party,

I wasn't invited,

and if it turns out you weren't either,

you'll know where to find us.

I will be with the mariachis singing "Lady of Spain."

Oh, Wendy. You slay me.

Oh, that's so great.

Angela?

Uh-huh?

Angela, I need your help.

Yes?

Which of these do you like?

I've got a date tonight.

Oh, right. A date. Where are you going?

To the Oingo Boingo concert.

Oingo Boingo, huh?

Uh-huh.

And I suppose the kids

really are going to be spending the night in Brooklyn?

Yeah.

With Mrs. Rossini?

Yeah.

Angela, what is the matter with you?

Hi, kids.

Mom, me and Samantha are all packed.

Ah, suitcases.

That's a very nice touch.

I suppose Mrs. Rossini's going to be here any minute

to pick you up.

Uh, that's the plan.

We're going to go outside and flag her down.

Grass and trees confuse her.

I'm off to the Y.

I'm going to shoot some hoops. Hey.

Yeah, Tony,

you're going to play basketball dressed like that?

No, Angela.

When I get to the gym, I'm going to change into sweats.

A likely story. What's in the bag?

Sweats.

And there's air in the ball.

Oh, that's great.

You'd better keep an eye on her, Mona.

Whoo. Hey, did you like that, huh?

Look what I found.

Mrs. Rossini!

Tony!

Ooh. Sorry.

Don't tell me.

She's so liberated she got you pregnant.

Angela...

Mrs. Rossini, what are you doing here?

Taking the kids for the night, remember?

We talked about it on the phone.

And she runs an advertising agency.

Come on, kids. We gotta go.

Don't you want to see my room?

Can I see it tomorrow, Samantha?

Joey's got to get the fish truck back by 6:00.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Bye, Mom. Come on, Jonathan.

I've got to go too. Buh-bye, Angela.

Bye, Grandma!

Hey, Mona, keep an eye on her.

They really are going.

She really did drive to Connecticut.

That really is a fish truck.

There really isn't a party.

Hey. Hey, Jeff.

Ooh, good hands. Good hands.

No wonder we buried you today.

Yeah, well, next week, Micelli, we go one-on-one,

but I gotta warn you, I played varsity at Amherst.

Whoo-whoo, Amherst. Ooh.

How many other girls were on the team?

That's cute.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

♪ Dum-Da-Dum-Dum ♪

We need a couple of guys to do some drinking for us.

How about it?

Don't say a word, Jeff.

I think this is entrapment.

No, we're demonstrating to the local teens

the effects of drinking on driving.

Now, we're going to be using the simulator,

and we need a couple of over-21 volunteers.

Oh, yeah?

You got your ID?

Hey, listen.

I'd like to help you, officer,

but you know, I wouldn't be any good.

I don't get drunk too easy.

I'm from Brooklyn.

But if you're serving Pink Ladies,

why don't you try him?

He's from Amherst.

I could drink you under the table

with my jaw wired shut.

You could drink me under the table? Yeah.

If I didn't have to drive home, I'd make you drink your words.

Oh, that's hysterical.

Drink your words. You like that?

Hey, hey, hey, how about both of you doing it, huh?

We'll arrange for your transportation home.

Oh, yeah? How much are the drinks?

They're on the State of Connecticut.

Does the governor know about this?

Angela, for crying out loud,

give me the key.

I've got it.

Shh! Shh!

This might be Angela's surprise party.

Surprise! No party!

Wendy, it's not nice to make fun of me.

Sorry.

Isabel, are you going to have a drink now

or are you going to be a drag all night?

Wendy, I am not a drag.

I'm a doctor, and I'm on call.

I have to be sober and alert in case of an emergency.

♪ Chikki-chikki-boom-boom ♪

Like driving the two of you home from a Mexican restaurant.

Do you know that this is my thirty-birthday

and nobody did anything.

What do you mean?

I think the waiters at Taco Loco went all out.

I thought that the candles in the refried beans

was a nice touch.

Yeah, who cares if your family forgets your birthday...

as long as Pepe remembers?

Pepe!

Don't look down, Jeff!

Don't look down!

Jeff has had four drinks,

which means that his blood alcohol content is .09 percent.

Now, technically, he's still legal.

But as you can see,

his motor skills are calling it quits.

Hey, nobody should drink and drive,

but this guy shouldn't even drink and walk.

Tony?

Me? I thought you'd never ask.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

After five drinks,

Tony's blood alcohol is .12 percent...

Legally drunk in all 50 states.

Now, at these levels,

personality and behavior changes can occur.

Inhibitions are lowered,

a person becomes overconfident, even cocky.

Nah, he's always like this.

Oh, yeah? If you think that's good, watch this.

Hey!

You know who I think is really cute?

The new tennis pro at the club.

Corbin?

Yeah.

I gave him an emergency appendectomy.

Oh! You've seen him naked?

Angela, in my business,

if you've seen one body, you've seen them all.

Of course, he does have a cute little tush.

You know who else is cute?

Who?

Tony.

Have you seen him naked?

No. Have you?

Of course not.

But you think he's cute, though, don't you?

He's... a fine person.

No, he's thoughtful, and he's sensitive,

and he's very good with Jonathan.

And he's very built too.

Yes, he has his share of muscles.

He's... solid.

And responsible, that's it.

He is the most responsible man I have ever met.

Hey, ladies!

Six of them.

Have you been drinking?

Like a fish.

Hey, you know what happened to me?

I went through three red lights,

I went through one red barn,

I got stalled on some railroad tracks,

and then I got run over by a train. Chugga-chugga-aah!

I told you he was tough.

Isabel, Isabel, now's your chance.

Make him take off all his clothes

and examine him.

Stop it!

I will be the nurse.

Oh, two beeps. That's an emergency.

Come on, Wendy. I'll take you home.

Aw, just when it was getting good.

Oh, come on.

Angela, happy birthday.

Thank you.

Good night, ladies.

Good night.

Cute.

Stop it.

Happy birthday!

Did she say "Happy birthday"?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Angela, I forgot your birthday.

Mm-hmm.

Aw, how could I have done that?

Mm.

Aw, you must feel awful. Come here.

Wait a minute.

I didn't know it was your birthday

because you didn't tell me it was your birthday.

I didn't?

No.

I tell you what, though, Angela.

I'm going to go out and get you a present right now.

A present right now...

I'm going to go to an after-hours present store.

I can't do that.

I can't do that because of drunk drivers.

I can't drive. Uh-uh.

Do you know that 7 percent of all the people on the road

account for 33 percent of the serious fatalities?

That's right, you know, if you drive and drink...

you stink.

Oh, Tony, that's very good.

I made it up myself. I did.

Very good.

Tony, you don't have to buy me a present.

Nobody else did.

Yeah, well,

I'm going to do something better than a present.

Whee.

I'm going into the kitchen to bake you a cake.

Oh, no, Tony, you don't have to do that.

Double fudge with walnuts?

You got it, birthday girl. Come on. Come on.

Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Whoa, ho, ho, ho.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm, oh, Tony, this is delicious.

I told Wendy that you were a good cook.

You and Wendy were talking about me?

Well, we were talking about a lot of things.

Yeah?

What'd you say about me?

Well, I just told Wendy

that I was really glad that I hired you.

That's great, Angela,

because I'm really glad you hired me too.

This may surprise you,

but when I was a kid,

I never thought I'd grow up to be a housekeeper.

No?

Yeah, well anyway, this is the best job I ever had.

Thank you, Tony.

Yeah. You know, I never thought I'd find somebody who...

Um, Jonathan's a great kid.

And, um, I got... I got a new best friend...

in Mona.

And, um, I got a boss who, who's of course...

Who's what?

She's okay.

I just remembered

what I told Wendy about you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I said that you were... okay.

Ah, that's nice...

Angela, cut that out.

You think that's funny?

You think that's funny?

Hey, hey, have some flour, huh? Have some flour.

Angela, I'm...

I'm sorry. I'm... I'm... I'm really sorry.

I feel...

I feel faint.

Yeah?

Tony?

Yeah?

Is that an upside-down cake?

No.

Then I'm in big trouble.

Oh, Angela, hold on.

You're just going to have to lie down.

Right.

Angela, not there, not there.

I like it here.

No, no, no, up in your room.

I can't make it.

I'll help you. Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, ooh.

Ow!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Tony? Yeah?

This isn't the way Rhett Butler did it.

All right, all right, stand up.

Wait, take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy.

That's more like it.

Okay.

All right, all right, now. Easy, easy.

Watch my head.

My head.

All right, here. Isn't that better?

Yes, Tony. Thank you.

Tony? Yeah?

Wendy was right. You are cute.

Oh, thank you, Angela. You're cute too.

Here's your nightgown.

Tony? Yeah?

Come here.

What?

Over there?

What's the matter, Angela?

No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait, Angela, wait.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

Here.

Great day in the morning...

Angela?

Tony?

Ohh...

Angela, are you all right?

Yes, Mother, I'm fine.

Only please don't shout.

Hah!

Angela, you have a hangover.

Whee!

Oh, it's the worst.

I'll never do that again.

Angela, what happened in the kitchen?

Oh, uh, flour... I seem to remember

doing something with flour.

Yeah?

Oh, I know.

I was in the kitchen baking a cake.

You baked a cake?

That doesn't sound like you.

No, it doesn't, does it?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me think.

Uh... Oh, now I remember.

Tony came home.

He'd been drinking at the Y.

You mean playing basketball.

No, I don't think so.

Anyway, he felt so bad that he'd missed my birthday

that we went into the kitchen to bake a kiss.

A kiss?

What? What are you talking about, Mother?

You said you and Tony baked a kiss.

No, I didn't, Mother.

I said we went into the kitchen to bake a c...

Kiss!

Oh, my God, Mother. I kissed Tony in the kitchen.

Yeah?

Yeah, what?

Yeah, what happened?

Well, I'm not sure.

Angela, don't you hold out on me.

I'll use force if I have to.

I'm not holding out on you.

It's just all so foggy.

What happened

after you kissed Tony in the kitchen?

Think! Think! Think!

Oh! Oh, Mother, stop it.

All I know

is that my head hurts, and my feet hurt,

and I kissed Tony in the kitchen and...

Uh-oh.

Now, Angela, I'm your mommy.

You can tell me anything.

Well, Mommy, I, um...

I remember rolling around on the bed...

Oh, my God, Mother.

I slept with Tony.

Better than I thought.

Good morning, Tony.

Oh, good morning, Angela. How are you feeling?

Lousy.

As God is my witness, I will never go drinking again.

Yeah, well, I've got just the thing for you.

Something that'll make you just like a brand-new woman.

Tomato juice and Tabasco.

Hey... That was, uh...

some night last night, huh?

Well, all evidence seems to point in that direction.

Yeah, well, maybe we should talk about it.

Well, Tony, I... I don't really know what to say.

It was all so... surreal.

Does that mean you don't want to talk about it?

You're right.

It's no big deal, hey.

No big deal?

Yeah, I mean, it was nice and all that,

but, you know.

Nice?

Tony, "nice" is hardly the word I would use

to describe having...

Well, you know...

No, I don't know. What?

Sex, all right? We had sex.

We did?

No, we didn't.

Angela, I'm not that kind of guy.

All we did was fool around a little bit in the kitchen.

I beg your pardon?

You know, we baked a cake,

we threw a little flour,

we had a little kiss,

and then I took you up to your room.

Did you slam me into the door?

Now you're starting to figure it out.

Yeah, that was me.

Yeah, and then I carried you upstairs

and put you to bed.

Oh, so you're saying

that all that happened was you kissed me?

That's it. Oh.

Better? Great. Yeah.

But, um, just for the record,

I didn't kiss you.

You kissed me.

I did not.

You did too.

I did not.

You did too.

I did not... Well, if I did,

which is still in question,

I didn't mean it.

Take it from me. You meant it.

Well, you seemed to like it.

Oh yeah? How would you remember, Ms. Lost Weekend?

You didn't like it?

Oh, no, that's not what I meant. I, uh...

Oh, yeah, uh, I knew you liked it.

I remembered that.

I, uh, guess I was pretty out of it last night.

Well, let's just say

we both got a little carried away.

Tony,

if we both got so carried away, how come you...

I left?

Yeah.

I guess you must have had an awful lot to drink.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I did, but you know,

carrying your body upstairs sort of sobered me up.

Well, I guess you had a pretty bad headache.

No, that came later. What a beauty!

Oh... I guess I looked kind of bad.

Oh no, you looked really...

Not bad, not bad.

I wasn't fishing or anything, Tony.

Oh, I know that. It's me here.

It's just that, uh,

I mean, if anything ever did happen between us,

I wouldn't want to lose you as a friend.

Oh, I wouldn't want to lose you, either...

as a friend.

And another thing...

If, uh, I mean, if we ever did...

lose each other as friends,

I'd want you to remember it.

And you would.

So would you.

Mom, Tony? We're home.

Hi!

All right! How was Brooklyn?

It was great, Mom.

Yeah, Dad, it was just like old times.

We played stickball and everything.

Yeah. I loved that game.

Jonathan told me it was your birthday,

so I bought you a little present.

Here. Drink. Enjoy.

Thank you, Mrs. Rossini.

Angela, maybe I should lock this up.

Hide the key.

Yeah, I got it.

Come on, Mrs. Rossini. I want to show you my room.

Come on. Come on.

Hi. ANGELA: Hi.

Are the kids back?

I thought I smelled the fish truck.

Yes, they're upstairs.

And?

How are the lovebirds this morning?

Mother, let me explain something to you.

It seems that I had a slight memory lapse,

and I filled in the wrong blanks.

Now, Tony explained the whole thing.

Nothing happened.

And you believed him?

♪ To all the girls I've loved before ♪

It's just an imitation. I was...