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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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Well, you're doing a great job
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with that map, honey.
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What's it made out of?
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Flour, water, and salt.
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Yeah, and garlic and
a pinch of oregano.
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It's a map of Italy.
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Hi, extended family! Hi.
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Guess what?
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What? Look, Mom.
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Oh, honey, what a nice boot.
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I am going to be on television.
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When? You're kidding.
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No. Eye on Hartford
wants to do a story on me.
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You know, busy career woman,
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still has time for
home and family.
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But, Mom, it's not a...
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Not now, sweetheart.
I'm talking.
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Maybe you should call
Mommy's appointment secretary.
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I'm sorry, honey. What
did you want to show me?
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See, it's a map of Italy.
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Well, yes, indeed, it is,
and it looks very authentic.
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It even smells authentic.
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Oregano. Ah.
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Was there something else
you wanted to show me?
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No. You can talk
about yourself now.
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Thank you. Where was I?
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Eye on Hartford.
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I love that lady that does
that show, Bobbie Barnes.
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Well, she does these
wonderful interviews
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with witty, fascinating people.
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And they're not
doing that anymore?
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Hey, hey, hey, I'm telling
you, it's a great show,
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and each segment
takes 12 minutes.
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I can time my muffins by them.
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They sent a film
crew over to the office
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this afternoon, and
while they were there,
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I approved the
storyboard for Alfalfa Puffs,
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I dealt with a personnel crisis
between two vice-presidents,
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and then I fielded phone
call after phone call.
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Sometimes, even two at once.
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My God!
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They can show
that on television?
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Keep it up, Mother.
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I won't let you stay tonight
when Bobbie Barnes comes over.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hey, whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute.
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Bobbie Barnes is
coming here tonight?
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Mm-hmm. She's coming to
set things up for tomorrow,
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meet my family, and
check out my home.
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Angela, I'm your housekeeper.
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I think I should have received
prior notice on her arrival.
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Gee.
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Don't worry. The
house looks fine.
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I know that.
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I was just wondering,
maybe I should get a haircut.
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There she is.
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Okay, everybody
act natural, okay?
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How's this?
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Compared to what?
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Miss Barnes, please come in.
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I'm looking for Angela Bower.
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I'm Angela Bower.
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Remember,
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we spent five hours
together in my office today?
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Alfalfa Puffs,
corporate decisions...
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Oh, right.
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You look so different
without a phone in your ear.
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You have a beautiful home.
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Is it paid for?
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You can get back
to me on that one.
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And I suppose this
is your husband?
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Hi. Uh-uh-uh...
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Would you like to get back to me
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on that one too?
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No, no, Miss Barnes.
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I'm Tony Micelli. I'm
the housekeeper here.
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Of course you are.
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And I'm Geraldo Rivera.
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Miss Barnes,
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I'd like to introduce you
to the rest of the family.
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Bobbie Barnes, this
is my son Jonathan.
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Well, Jonathan,
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how do you feel about
your mommy being
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on Eye on Hartford?
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Grandma says it's
just a local show.
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But a very good one.
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Hi. I'm Mona Robinson.
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Yes, this is my mother.
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Well, we all have
to be something.
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My goodness, you look
different on television.
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I guess those bright lights
really do wash the wrinkles out.
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Uh... uh... next...
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Next, we have my
housekeeper's daughter,
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Samantha Micelli.
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Why, Samantha.
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My goodness, this must be
a special occasion for you,
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getting to sit in
the living room
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with the rest of the family.
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Huh?
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Yes. If she eats all her gruel,
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we let her sit on the
couch for 10 minutes.
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Yeah. Hey, Miss
Barnes, let me...
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Oh, please, call me Bobbie.
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Yeah?
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Okay, Bobbie, I
want you to know,
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I catch your show every
day on my kitchen TV.
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You know, I pass the time
while my dough is rising.
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Ooh.
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Uh, Miss Barnes,
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don't you have any
questions you'd like to ask me?
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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Where did you find
this housekeeper?
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Mom, do we have
to stay here for this?
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No, sweetheart, you can go
and watch some television.
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Goodie!
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Public television.
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You said we could
watch Nightmare Theater.
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No, no, darling.
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But they're playing
"Valley Ghouls."
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That's enough.
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Sweetheart.
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Come on, Jonathan.
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Let's go upstairs
and play Scrabble.
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It's an educational game.
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She's cute. That's my daughter.
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Now that the kids are gone,
who cares who found him?
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Who gets him now?
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Hey, uh, look, Bobbie,
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around here, I keep
house. I don't play it.
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Oh, what a waste.
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Well, I suppose we should
save some of this excitement
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for tomorrow.
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I'll be by in the
morning with the crew
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and we'll follow you
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as you start your dreary day.
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Uh, could you spice it up
a little tomorrow, Eleanor?
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Angela.
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I guess it's too
late to change it.
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Ooh.
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"Ooh."
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Come on, Prudence.
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Let's take a shortcut
through the galleria.
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Oh, totally awesome.
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No! No, no, Prudence!
Don't go through the galleria.
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This movie is stupid.
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You can't cut someone's
throat with a credit card.
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I'm going to bed.
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Good night,
sweetheart. Good night.
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And remember, the
ghouls may be dead...
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or they may be moving to
a shopping mall near you.
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Holy mackerel.
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Man, that was
scarier than I thought.
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Are you sure you're
gonna be okay?
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Me, afraid of ghouls?
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Come on, Dad. I had
Sister Mary Theresa
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for math.
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Angela... Hmm?
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Angela, I was thinking,
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perhaps I should spend
the night over here.
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I mean, it's such
a long way home.
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Mother, your apartment
is across the driveway.
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Angela, if she's
scared, let her stay here.
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I-I'm not scared. I just thought
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it would be nice to
be here in the morning
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when the TV people come.
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I should have known.
Of course you can stay.
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I'll just take the couch.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
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There's a double bed in my room.
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Ooh.
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Mother!
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No, I meant I'll take
Jonathan in my room,
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and she can have his.
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Well, that's not the
best offer I've ever had,
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but then, of course,
it's not the worst, either.
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Mother?
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Mm?
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Are you sure you're
really not scared?
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No, I'm not scared.
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I just want to be
here with my family...
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just in case a bat
flies in the window
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and starts sucking
blood from my neck.
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Oh, Mother!
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No!
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No, don't go
through the galleria.
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No... No!
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Dad?
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Dad, can I sleep in here?
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What are you doing here?
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Where am I?
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What's the matter?
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Nothing. I had a nightmare.
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Jonathan, you look terrible.
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Get some sleep.
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Angela?
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Angela.
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Yo, Angela!
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What? What is it?
What's the matter?
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I had a bad dream.
Can I sleep with you?
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Oh, yeah, sure, honey.
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Come on. Climb in.
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S... S... S... Samantha, honey.
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Honey, you want to...
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I'll go sleep in her room.
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Tony? Tony?
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Watch out for the credit card...
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No, watch out.
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What? What is it?
What's the matter?
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Samantha had a nightmare.
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I think she wants
you to sleep with her.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'd better go check on her.
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Okay.
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You go and get
some sleep, Tiger.
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Okay.
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Oh. I'll go see how she is.
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Sam? Sam, honey, it's me.
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I'm here, babe.
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It's all right, sweetheart.
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It's okay. It's all right.
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Oh. Oh, hi. Come on in.
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Is your mom here?
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Is your mom here?
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She's upstairs.
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Okay.
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Well, I suppose we
might as well go up
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and see how our
career girl starts her day.
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Does she floss before
or after brushing?
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I can't wait to find out.
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Ted Koppel never
had to put up with this.
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Good morning, Tony.
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Morning, Angela.
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What are you doing here?
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Nothing, I swear.
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Oh!
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What are you doing here?
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Samantha had a nightmare,
and she crawled into bed with me
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and then she
took all the covers.
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I didn't want to wake
her up, so I took her bed.
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Well, Jonathan told me
Samantha had a nightmare,
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so I came in here
to comfort her.
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Well, she's in my bed.
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Well, I didn't know that.
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I mean, I came in here,
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and it was just a lump
underneath the covers.
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Don't you think that my
lump is different than hers?
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I'm gonna pass on that one.
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Come on, Angela,
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00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,205
it was just an innocent mistake.
263
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,209
I guess you're right.
264
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,777
It'll be our little secret.
265
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,348
When I saw you, I just...
266
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,483
You know what?
I'll tell you what.
267
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,651
I'll go downstairs
268
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,586
and make you your
favorite Belgian waffles.
269
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,955
Oh, great.
270
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,579
I just love when you put
whipped cream on them.
271
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,084
Good morning.
272
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,900
We... We'll be right back.
273
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:18,901
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
274
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,036
Don't go away.
275
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,039
What are we going to do?
276
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,574
Did you ever jump from
a second-storey window?
277
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,144
No. No, but it's
never too late to learn.
278
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,980
What's going on here?
279
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,983
It's early in the morning,
280
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,617
and we're outside the bedroom
281
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,120
of plucky career
gal Angela Bower,
282
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,723
who just made an appearance
with her housekeeper,
283
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,759
the very attractive
Tony Micelli.
284
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,784
Well, I'll be darned.
285
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,134
Good morning, Connecticut.
286
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,203
Ah, here they are now.
287
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,804
Well, good morning, Angela.
288
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,975
You certainly look chipper.
289
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,945
Would you like to tell us
how you start your day?
290
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,081
Well, you're really
going to laugh
291
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,082
when you hear this.
292
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,772
You'd better hope so, dear.
293
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,521
When Tony crawled
into bed with me,
294
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,156
he thought he
was getting into bed
295
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,892
with somebody else.
296
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,294
Oh, you did spend
the night together.
297
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,595
Ooh, what a nice tattoo.
298
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,897
Oh, thank you.
299
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,998
Um, no, no.
300
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,799
In fact, we all watched
a scary movie together
301
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,800
last night,
302
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,269
and then her mother stayed over.
303
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,870
Oh, you thought you
were getting into bed
304
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,373
with her mother?
305
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,163
This may be too
tacky even for me.
306
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,411
Nah.
307
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:40,149
Well, Goldilocks, who's
been sleeping in your bed?
308
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,884
Look, Miss Barnes.
309
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,153
You know, you march
in here with your cameras
310
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,655
and you turn a harmless
little family situation
311
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,525
into something foul
and unspeakable.
312
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,928
I mean, sure we were
in the same room,
313
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:58,634
but even the constitution
guarantees freedom of assembly.
314
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:02,238
America has had enough
of your yellow television.
315
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,439
I think this interview is over.
316
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,107
What do you have
to say about that?
317
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:09,312
My, didn't we get up on
the wrong side of the bed
318
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,435
this morning.
319
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,454
Angela, did you get in
touch with your lawyer?
320
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,189
I told him the whole
ridiculous story,
321
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,224
how nothing was happening
and she viciously maligned us.
322
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,225
Yeah? What did he say?
323
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,928
"Get out of town."
324
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,064
And I might as well, too.
325
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,266
When the TV show airs,
there'll be a big scandal.
326
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,867
I'll be drummed out of
the advertising business.
327
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,868
Oh, come on.
328
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,270
I mean, how bad could it be?
329
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,871
How many people
watch a little TV station
330
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,872
from Connecticut?
331
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,108
Not more than
two or three million.
332
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,344
Everyone will think I'm
sleeping with my housekeeper.
333
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,312
You could do worse.
334
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,647
And has.
335
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,250
If my office calls,
336
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,252
would you please tell
them that I'm on my way?
337
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,088
I guess the Belgian
Waffles are out, huh?
338
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,627
Miss Barnes, about this morning.
339
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,263
You're trying to get me not
to air that tape, aren't you?
340
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,865
Well, you know, I
was hoping you'd see...
341
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,867
If you're thinking of
coming on to me, forget it.
342
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:05,934
It won't work.
343
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,636
Well, I wasn't going to do that.
344
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,661
Okay, it might work.
345
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,578
Miss Barnes, you
can't air that tape.
346
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,114
Tony, I am a journalist.
347
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,648
People want to know the truth.
348
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,716
Yeah, well, that's just it.
349
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,750
The truth is nothing happened.
350
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,386
They don't want to know that.
351
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,854
What about Angela, though?
What about her feelings?
352
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,056
I mean, she's a nice person.
353
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,457
This is going to
ruin her career.
354
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,401
Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
355
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,551
Actually, not a heck of a lot.
356
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:39,968
My, my, my, my, my, my.
357
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,825
If it isn't Brenda Starr.
358
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,342
Have you two reached
some sort of an agreement?
359
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,345
We might have if
you hadn't walked in.
360
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,148
Tony, I have a
window that's stuck
361
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,315
in my apartment.
362
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,517
Could you open it for me?
363
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,852
Mona, it's the
middle of the winter.
364
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,987
Yes, but I thought
if you started now,
365
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,356
it'd be ready for spring.
366
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,824
Oh, I get it.
367
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,226
So, yeah, I'll go fix the window
368
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,827
so you two can
have a little chat.
369
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,064
This should be better than
mud wrestling. See you.
370
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,233
Well, I'll be going too.
371
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,437
Oh, must you?
372
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,039
We have so much to talk about.
373
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,407
We do?
374
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,743
Yes. Yes, we do, Bobbie.
375
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,947
You see, I was just
down at the station
376
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,550
talking to the general manager.
377
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,785
Handsome devil, huh?
378
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,454
And you know, Bobbie,
379
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,956
I just couldn't help thinking
380
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,258
that I've seen him
somewhere before.
381
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,494
Mona, it's no good.
382
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,530
I have complete autonomy
over the content of my show.
383
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,300
That's exactly what he said.
384
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:48,670
Well, then, I think that brings
this conversation to a close.
385
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,139
Okay.
386
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,241
Let's talk about something else.
387
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,698
How about Stowe, Vermont?
388
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:04,220
You see, I just remembered
where I had seen him.
389
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,721
Stowe, Vermont.
390
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,822
Have you ever been there?
391
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,391
Get to the point, Mona.
392
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,194
I think I'm there, Bobbie.
393
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,496
And so were you.
394
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,197
Isn't that a coincidence?
395
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,766
When was that? Let me see...
396
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,437
Oh yes, that was way, way back
397
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,327
when you were a weather bunny.
398
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,911
I was a meteorologist bunny.
399
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,947
Whatever.
400
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,016
And also, that was
just about a month
401
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,717
before you got your own show.
402
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,786
Another coincidence.
403
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,388
But of course, the general
manager, your boss,
404
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,124
was probably there
with his lovely wife
405
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,627
and two adorable children.
406
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,429
I wonder if I should
go back and ask him.
407
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,430
What do you think?
408
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,032
Uh...
409
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,356
You want to get back
to me on that one?
410
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,973
Yo, Angela, come on. Hurry up.
411
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,875
It's almost time
for Eye on Hartford.
412
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,910
Do I have to watch?
413
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,481
Come on, sit down.
414
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,882
Look here.
415
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,241
The condemned woman
ate a hearty cookie.
416
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,455
How can you be so calm?
417
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:17,059
Well, it's not my
disgusting personal life
418
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,950
that's about to
hit the airwaves.
419
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,268
Hello, and welcome
to Eye on Hartford.
420
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,737
Tonight, we'll be
taking a close look
421
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,039
at some of the
bizarre sexual habits
422
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,075
of a well-known
Connecticut native...
423
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,777
Mother, hold my hand.
424
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,079
The praying mantis...
425
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:40,482
Right after this word
from our sponsor...
426
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,717
What happened?
427
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,221
What happened?
Where's my disgusting life?
428
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,722
Mona...
429
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,123
what went on here
today with Bobbie?
430
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,158
Bobbie was here
today? What happened?
431
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,828
Angela, you just have to
know how to talk to people,
432
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,731
to be tactful and
persuasive and...
433
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,133
a little blackmail doesn't hurt.
434
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,702
Mona, you're
terrific. You're terrific.
435
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,803
And so sneaky.
436
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,004
You let us go through that?
437
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,506
Why didn't you tell us? What?
438
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,342
And ruin all my fun?
439
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:10,045
Well, I must say I'm
just glad they didn't air it.
440
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,046
Thank you, Mother.
441
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,049
Oh, Angela, you're my daughter.
442
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,352
Do you think that
I'm going to sit idly by
443
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,054
while someone makes
your life miserable?
444
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,155
That's my job.
445
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,346
Oh, Mother.
446
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,229
This is Bobbie Barnes bidding
a fond farewell to our friend,
447
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,830
the praying mantis...
448
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:33,101
and all of Connecticut's
other kinky little critters.
449
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,458
And you know who you are.
450
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,208
See that, Angela?
451
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,513
She mentioned you after all.
452
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,084
You know, Tony, we
never really did talk
453
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,819
about last night.
454
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,354
Oh, well, come on.
455
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,456
Hey, Angela, come
on. I was half asleep.
456
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,159
I walked into the room,
you were all curled up
457
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,027
underneath the covers there.
458
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,764
You looked so...
so cu... Curled up.
459
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,633
And I was completely
under the covers.
460
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,934
Oh, yeah, completely.
Completely.
461
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,704
Anyway, when I got in, I
stayed on my side of the bed.
462
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,971
How do you know that?
463
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,072
What do you mean?
464
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:12,908
How do you know
you didn't roll over...
465
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,310
or something?
466
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,678
I didn't.
467
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,446
That's how come
I know. I didn't.
468
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,281
Anyway, how do you
know you didn't roll over...
469
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,282
or something?
470
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:21,517
I didn't.
471
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,751
Can we just drop this?
472
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,775
Of course.
473
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,324
Um... What?
474
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,458
Nah.
475
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,592
What is it? Nah.
476
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,882
What?
477
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,886
Did you dream anything?
478
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,002
Well, I don't remember.
479
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,971
No, I guess not.
480
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:43,972
Did you?
481
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,441
Me? I don't dream.
482
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,745
I don't dream.
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