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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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Here we are... Frosty,
Rudolph, Slushpuppy!
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Yeah... Oh, you are soaking wet!
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What happened?
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Richard Welling
flipped my sleigh over.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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It's okay, Mom.
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We nailed him with
a zillion snowballs,
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didn't we, Tony?
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We?
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Well, you know,
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the kid wore himself
out making them,
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so somebody had to throw them.
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You threw snowballs
at a sixth grader?
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Yeah, that's a big kid, Angela.
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He's going through
elementary school
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on the GI bill...
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And besides, he started it.
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Upstairs. Get out
of those clothes.
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That sounds great, but
I've got to get dinner...
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No, I'm kidding.
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You, upstairs, take a
nice hot bubble bath.
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Hey, wait for me, Grover!
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Don't let that dog
eat the soap again.
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He was barking bubbles
for weeks, that dog.
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I got it, I got it.
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Ho. Don't look now, man,
but your muffler's moving.
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Who are you?
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Who am I? Who are you?
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Don't tell me. Another
door-to-door snake salesman?
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Michael.
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Uh, hi, Angela.
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Do you know the guy?
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Here we are, the
boas from Brazil.
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I guess maybe I
should have called first?
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You're not big
on drop-in guests.
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Angela? What?
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Oh, now, don't be like that.
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Look, it's just a harmless
little boa constrictor.
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I'll put him away.
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I think you're missing
the point, Michael.
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The snake is welcome here.
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Isn't she a cutie, huh?
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Crawled into my sleeping
bag one night in the Amazon.
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Oh, that's very funny, Michael.
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Yeah, she's my main squeeze.
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Hey, Angela, who is this clown?
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Tony... this is Michael Bower.
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Wait a minute. Bower?
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Bower is your name.
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That's where I got it.
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This clown is my husband.
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Husband?
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Yeah, you know, husband.
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I got the picture.
Wait a minute.
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Angela, you said
you were divorced.
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I don't think I ever
said that, Tony,
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because I'm not... Not yet.
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Yeah, okay, okay,
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but wait a minute,
when I moved in here,
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you told me your
husband left you
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and then you never
brought him up again.
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Well, I didn't think it was
anything you needed to know.
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Oh, I'm beginning to
understand what's going on here.
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You are the reason for this.
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What?
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I come out of the
jungle after six months.
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I haven't even had a
chance to take a shower,
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and some lawyer starts
knocking on my door
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to serve me with divorce papers,
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and now I understand why.
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Oh, hey, hey, oh, hey,
Mike, you've got this all wrong.
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I'm Angela's... Your
wife's... housekeeper.
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Oh, come on, you can
do better than that, huh?
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No, no, no, I mean it.
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Look, look, look, I've
got dishpan hands, look.
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Tony, you don't owe
Michael any explanation.
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What we do is
none of his business.
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Angela, we don't do anything.
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Well, we could if we wanted to.
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Yeah... yeah?
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Okay, okay, so if he's not
your boyfriend, then why this?
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Because, that's the
way it works, Michael.
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You see, first
you get separated,
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and then you get divorced.
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Don't take it personally.
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Well, don't you think
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that we could have
talked about it first?
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Same old story, Michael.
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Who the hell knew
where you were?
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I called you
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when I was making that
documentary from Kenya.
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That was nine months ago.
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Boy, has it been that long?
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Gee, time really flies
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when you're waiting for a
couple of hippos to mate.
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Yeah. First of all,
they've got to fall in love,
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and then you've
got to find a Chevy
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with a back seat
that's big enough.
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You know you missed your
son's birthday completely.
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What do you think
the snake is for?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Jonathan likes snakes.
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You couldn't just find
a Cabbage Patch doll?
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Hi, I'm home!
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Hey. Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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Thanks for the leg
warmers, Angela.
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Oh, sweetie, you're welcome.
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You can keep them.
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Thanks. Give me a kiss.
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Look, I know I've
been away a long time,
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but isn't Jonathan a
seven-year-old boy?
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This is Samantha,
Tony's daughter.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hi. You live here?
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Yeah, yeah. We both do.
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Oh, well, here we are,
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one big happy family, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, Tarzan
meets The Brady Bunch.
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Samantha, this is Michael
Bower, my husband.
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Husband?
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Yeah, yeah. No, no, no.
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Very nice to meet
you, Mr. Bower.
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That's a good girl.
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Aah! You punk, you!
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I'll get you yet,
Richard Welling!
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Hey, hey, hey, Mona, be careful.
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That kid could be dangerous
if he had better aim.
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You see? He missed
you completely.
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I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
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No, no, Tony. No,
never mind. Forget it.
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Actually, I
started it this time.
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Well, if it isn't Indiana Jones.
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Come on, Mom.
Look, what do you say?
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Let's bury the hatchet?
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Don't tempt me.
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Look, I even brought
you a present.
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Oh?
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What?
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I see you're still traveling
with the same crowd.
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Well, Michael, I
guess it's unanimous.
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I don't think there
is one person here
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who's happy to see you.
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Hey, Tony, where's...
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Daddy!
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Hey, little tiger!
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Oh!
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Oh. Oh.
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Isn't he great?
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Yeah.
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Can we call him Fred?
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Well, we could,
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but he probably
wouldn't like it.
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You see, he's a she.
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How can you tell it's a she?
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Oh, by her long eyelashes,
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her curvaceous figure,
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and her, um... forked tongue.
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Jonathan, if you are through
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playing with your
cold-blooded friends,
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I think it's time for bed.
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Come on, I'll tuck you in.
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I want Daddy to.
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It's still the room at
the top of the stairs.
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Okay, tiger, what do you say?
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How about a piggyback?
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Do you think you can carry me?
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Daddy!
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Okay, here we go.
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Good night, Mom.
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Good night, Mom.
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Hey, how's the snake?
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He's putting Jonathan to bed.
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That's right, dear.
Vent those hostilities.
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Oh, I'm not hostile, Mother.
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Just because I take care
of my son day after day,
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and then Michael
waltzes in here once a year
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with some exotic
gift for Jonathan
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and Jonathan worships
the ground he walks on!
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Well, as long as
you're not hostile.
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Hey, Angela, Angela,
let me cut it for you.
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Mona's grown
accustomed to her ears.
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Boy, Jonathan
went out like a light.
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Hey, uh, is Sam sleeping?
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No, no.
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She's watching some movie
about bloodsucking puppets.
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Ooh! She's in big trouble.
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I wouldn't let a kid of
mine watch that either.
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What, are you kidding me?
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I told her to call
me when it started!
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Well, I guess I'd
better hit the books.
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I have a final tomorrow.
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Oh, Mona, you
finally did it, huh?
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You went back to
college? Gee, that's terrific.
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Knowledge is its
own reward, isn't it?
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No, the reward
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is the spring break
in Fort Lauderdale.
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Same old Mona.
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Same old Michael.
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Make that jerk sign
those divorce papers.
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So, sign any good
divorce papers lately?
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No, I'm trying to cut down.
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I, um... don't have a pen.
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Good night, mother.
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Angela, are you sure
you want a divorce?
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The lawyer went
to all this trouble...
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Michael, we have seen
each other twice in a year.
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That does not make
a happy marriage.
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Look on the bright side.
We've only had two fights.
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Angela, divorce,
it sounds so final.
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Well, Michael, this...
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This was your decision.
You're the one who left.
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Now, that's not quite fair. I
asked you to come with me.
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Jonathan was six years old
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and you wanted us
to move to the jungle
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and teach gorillas to talk!
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Okay, so it didn't work.
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They're pretty good
little dancers, though.
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Angela, come on,
Jonathan would have loved it,
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and besides, I won an
award for that documentary.
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You won an award.
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Your career. What
about my career?
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It was finally starting to work.
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Writing jingles for
yodeling donuts?
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I will have you know
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that that campaign had
this entire country dunking!
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And yodeling!
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I am very good at what I do.
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That is why they
made me the president.
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President? Of? Of...
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Of Wallace and
McQuaid. That's right.
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I am queen of the
jingle, jungle man!
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Wait a minute.
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I knew you were
good, but president?
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Wow. I didn't know
you had it in you.
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That's because you never looked.
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Well, I'm looking now.
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I'm impressed.
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I... I'm proud of you, Angela.
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Thank you, Michael.
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So, now that you're a big shot,
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you want to dump me, huh?
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No, Michael. It's just...
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It's just not the
kind of relationship
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that I had planned.
259
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,023
Call me sentimental.
260
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,324
I thought my husband and I
261
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:51,293
would live in the
same hemisphere.
262
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,762
All my assignments
aren't that far away.
263
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,764
You remember the time
you came to Texas with me?
264
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,798
Yes.
265
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,299
Remember that incredible
west Texas sunset?
266
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,903
That case of Mexican tequila?
267
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,806
And the two-man sleeping bag.
268
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,908
You know, I'd rather
share my bedroll with you
269
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,244
than any snake I ever met.
270
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,913
Well, you sure know
271
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,016
how to sweet-talk
a girl, Michael.
272
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:17,620
Angela, I really do miss you.
273
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,223
Michael, you
can't live like this,
274
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,793
and I can't live like that.
275
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,361
So it's over.
276
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:29,154
Right.
277
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:51,142
Oh, Angela!
278
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,914
Good boy, Grove.
279
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,900
You finished with
the sports page?
280
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,724
Okay, stay.
281
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,378
Let's go Jonathan,
6:45, rise and shine!
282
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,379
Morning, Dad.
283
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,016
Ooh, you beat me, huh?
284
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,951
Breakfast in 20
minutes. Good girl.
285
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,254
Come on, Jonathan, let's
hit it, let's move it, let's do it!
286
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,346
The kid's nothing until he
has his first cup of Ovaltine.
287
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:31,828
Angela?
288
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:32,962
Rise and shine!
289
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,630
Time to sell all those
things to America
290
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,399
they can't afford!
291
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,803
What the hell's going on here?
292
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:44,763
Uh... Hi.
293
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,451
Dad... you're supposed
to beat the eggs,
294
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,853
not mug them.
295
00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,957
What? Hold your
horses until they're done.
296
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,726
They're done.
297
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,194
All right, okay. Excuse me.
298
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,229
Good morning.
299
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,430
I'll bet.
300
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,299
What was that?
301
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,300
Nothing, nothing, Angela.
302
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,301
Would you like some eggs?
303
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,402
No, Tony,
304
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,204
you know I always have
just juice and coffee.
305
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,572
Yeah, I know,
306
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,408
but I figured this morning
you might have an appetite.
307
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,778
What is that supposed to mean?
308
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,180
Look, I'm just a
housekeeper here... Shh.
309
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,782
I'm just a housekeeper
here. You know me.
310
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,817
Hear no evil, see
no evil, speak no evil.
311
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,819
Hey, Mom, what's all
the whispering about?
312
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,821
Nothing, dear.
Just keep chewing.
313
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,122
What do you mean, evil?
314
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,191
Look, I may be
way out of line here,
315
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,993
but I don't want
to see you get hurt.
316
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,795
I just think you're
moving a little too fast.
317
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,263
Tony, we're married!
318
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:46,102
Yeah, but you're
engaged to be divorced!
319
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,772
Well, last night, I don't
know what happened.
320
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,441
One minute I was asking
him to sign the divorce papers,
321
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,144
and the next minute...
it seemed inappropriate.
322
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,512
Oh, inappropriate, huh?
323
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,314
Well, I just hope you
know what you're doing.
324
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,315
So do I.
325
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,818
Wow, something smells good.
326
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,920
Daddy, what are you doing here?
327
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,921
Uh...
328
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,655
He wanted to show
up bright and early
329
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,358
to have breakfast
with you, buddy!
330
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,093
Mr. Bower, aren't those
331
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,328
the same clothes
you wore yesterday?
332
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,719
I'd like to kill you.
333
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,536
I like these clothes. These
are my favorite clothes.
334
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,038
Morning, Angela.
335
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,206
Good morning, Michael.
336
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,207
Sleep okay?
337
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,276
Oh, uh, fine.
338
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,180
Uh, yes, well, you
know, nothing unusual.
339
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,381
How did you sleep?
340
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,850
Fine, just fine.
341
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,286
We all slept fine.
342
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,754
Can I get you
something for breakfast?
343
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:42,591
Don't bother, I'll do it myself.
344
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,560
Where are the bowls?
345
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,063
Oh, I moved them over
here, closer to the dishwasher.
346
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,231
Yeah, but over here
347
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,599
they're closer to the
Crunchy Crawlers.
348
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,634
What happened to
the Crunchy Crawlers?
349
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:56,472
Daddy, Crunchy Crawlers
are just empty calories.
350
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,307
That's what Tony says.
351
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,543
Oh. I just... And he's right.
352
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,746
Hey, I could beat up
some more eggs for you.
353
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,348
No, that's okay. I'll
just have some juice.
354
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,782
Is that still kept
in the refrigerator?
355
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,340
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's on a different shelf.
356
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,788
Hey, am I going to
see you tonight, Daddy?
357
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,456
Well, little tiger,
as a matter of fact,
358
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,858
I was thinking
about taking us all
359
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,959
out to dinner tonight.
360
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,262
Hey, that's great!
Isn't that, Sam?
361
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,530
Yeah, that means
Dad won't have to cook.
362
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,300
Oh, well, actually, I...
I meant just the family.
363
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,802
Well, Tony and
Samantha are our family.
364
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,637
Yes, you're welcome
to come with us.
365
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,838
Uh, no, no, that's okay.
366
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,740
Thanks very much,
but me and Samantha,
367
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,277
we have plans. Right, Samantha?
368
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,513
Oh, right, plans. We've
had them for months.
369
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,082
Months, months.
370
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,750
Where are you going?
371
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,854
Uh, Bago Burger,
Videoville, the hockey game,
372
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,256
and then we'll stop by Pie City
373
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,624
for something to eat.
374
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,880
Right, Dad?
375
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,186
Right, Samantha.
376
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,407
Tony, are you ready?
377
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,676
Lately I'm ready for anything!
378
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,002
Oh yeah?
379
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,853
Holy moly!
380
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,790
I wasn't ready.
381
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,227
Well, it's Mona the
Magnificent, huh?
382
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,862
Watch out, Fort Lauderdale.
383
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,832
No wonder that's
where the boys are.
384
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,000
Thank you, thank you.
385
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,301
Hi.
386
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,970
Hi.
387
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,938
Mother? You're
wearing a bathing suit.
388
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:39,775
What?
389
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:44,347
How did it get on me?
390
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,783
I just meant isn't
it a little revealing?
391
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:51,253
I certainly hope so.
392
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,922
No mother, I mean, you
know, your delicate skin.
393
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:54,991
You know how you burn.
394
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,726
Well, I'll only wear
it at night, dear.
395
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,863
Good. Tony, would you
set another place for dinner?
396
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,231
Michael will be over.
397
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,367
Oh, gee, what a surprise.
398
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,535
Well, don't worry about him.
399
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,537
He's been here
two days in a row.
400
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,106
For him, that's a record.
401
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,908
Pretty soon he'll be
hearing the call of the wild.
402
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,045
I think I heard that last night.
403
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,069
Really?
404
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,871
Whoa!
405
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,454
Um... Annette Funicello?
406
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,580
Take a Skippy break, huh?
407
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,529
So, where is everybody?
408
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,931
Well, some of us are here.
Who did you have in mind?
409
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,966
Well, um, is Angela home?
410
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,637
She'll be out in one minute,
give or take 15 seconds.
411
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,638
What are you doing?
412
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,706
It's Friday.
413
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:49,045
Angela always has a
very dry martini, straight up.
414
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:53,449
Oh, yes, two olives.
415
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,483
Well, I don't think
416
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,218
she's going to want
a martini tonight.
417
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,555
Well, I wouldn't pop
my cork just yet, Michael.
418
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,157
Hi, honey.
419
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,525
That must be you.
420
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:09,031
Hi, sweetheart. Mm...
421
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,300
Ooh. How was your day?
422
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,334
Just beginning.
423
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,735
How about a touch of the bubbly?
424
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,472
Oh. Oh, Michael,
that looks divine.
425
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,640
No, I think I'd
rather have that.
426
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:22,144
Straight up, two olives.
427
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,145
Well, darling,
428
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,746
we can save this for
a special occasion.
429
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,882
Well, I just happen to have one.
430
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,217
The Geographic Institute
431
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,952
has given me a very
special new assignment.
432
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,253
Oh?
433
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,156
A new assignment?
434
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,960
Oh, I'm so sorry
you have to leave.
435
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:43,365
I suppose you'll be catching
the 8:10 yak to Tibet?
436
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,800
Michael, where are you going?
437
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,102
To a bizarre little island
438
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,405
where hostile creatures scurry
through underground tunnels.
439
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,429
It's called Manhattan.
440
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,042
Michael, you're going to
be working in New York?
441
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,044
Yeah, I've finally
accepted that desk job.
442
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,446
You are looking at the new head
443
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,047
of the documentary department.
444
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,983
Oh, darling, that's terrific.
445
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:05,221
Yeah, yeah, that's terrific.
446
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,090
Does that mean you're
going to be moving in?
447
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,180
Angela?
448
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,163
Oh...
449
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,632
Well, of course
that's what it means.
450
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,368
Boy, oh boy, that's great.
451
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,170
That's really great.
452
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,938
Open the champagne, Michael.
453
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,241
I guess I won't be needing this.
454
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,632
I will.
455
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,435
Let me have a sip.
456
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,172
Oh...
457
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,589
Hi. How are you doing?
458
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,524
Tony, you're really
quite a housekeeper.
459
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,125
Yeah, yeah, well, you know,
460
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,261
I grew up watching
a lot of Hazel.
461
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,664
You know, I bet there are
a lot of houses around here
462
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,898
that could use you.
463
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:23,999
Well, you know,
464
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,368
there's not enough
of me to go around.
465
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,337
Maybe we ought to
give someone else a turn.
466
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:32,140
Whoa, wait a minute.
467
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,177
What are you...
what are you saying?
468
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,713
Look, Tony, look, you're
not just a housekeeper.
469
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,848
You're Jonathan's father,
you're Angela's friend,
470
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,117
and that's supposed
to be my job now.
471
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,885
You know, it's funny.
472
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,222
It sounds like you're
giving me two weeks notice.
473
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,512
If you need that long.
474
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,427
Look, I'm sorry, Tony.
475
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,061
We'll give you a good
recommendation, okay?
476
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,863
I've got to go down
to the hotel now
477
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,465
and pick up the rest of my gear.
478
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,922
Yeah, but... See you.
479
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,874
Whoo!
480
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,345
This never happened to Hazel.
481
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:13,649
♪ I'm in the mood for
love Simply because... ♪
482
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,950
Oh, Tony, I thought
483
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,620
maybe we could start
our spring cleaning early.
484
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,788
Sure, squeeze the
last drop of blood
485
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,691
out of the old workhorse.
486
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,493
I just thought if we
cleaned out the garage
487
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,295
we could store some of
Michael's stuff in there.
488
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,096
As soon as my
stuff's out of the way,
489
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,298
there will be plenty of room.
490
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,466
What are you talking about?
491
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,469
Didn't Michael tell
you? He let me go.
492
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,271
Let you go where?
493
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:39,475
Anywhere I want,
Angela. Get it up to speed.
494
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,943
I'm out, I'm fired, I'm canned.
495
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,579
Who does he think he is?
496
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:48,817
Your husband, remember?
497
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,552
Well, that doesn't
give him the right to...
498
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,220
Don't worry. I'll
take care of this.
499
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,990
No, hey, Angela, wait...
500
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,859
you know, he's right.
I don't belong here.
501
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,227
Tony, this is your home.
502
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,830
No, no, it's his home,
and you're his family.
503
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,833
No. You're not going.
504
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,368
Angela, you decided
505
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,969
to give your marriage
a second chance, right?
506
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,970
Right.
507
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,406
Well, then give it a chance.
508
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,608
If Michael says I'm in
the way, I'm in the way.
509
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,975
Well, I don't think so!
510
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,312
Hey, Angela, look,
not many people
511
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,713
get a second chance
at their marriage.
512
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,980
It's happening for
you and Michael.
513
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,783
You don't need some
hairy Italian in an apron
514
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,918
hanging around screwing it up.
515
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,687
Tony, you can't leave.
516
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,688
Why not?
517
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:32,227
Uh... um, who's going to save us
518
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:35,230
from Richard Welling
and his ballistic snowballs?
519
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:39,535
Look, Angela, if
you don't fire me,
520
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,827
I've got to quit. I've got to.
521
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,478
Whoo. I don't know what to say.
522
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,247
How about "I'll give you
two weeks' severance pay"?
523
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,116
You got it.
524
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,820
How about three?
525
00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,588
That's the joke, you know.
526
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,491
Yeah. I'll miss you.
527
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,293
Hey, hey, hey, we're
going to keep in touch.
528
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,597
Right, right, we're
going to keep in touch.
529
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,855
Well...
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