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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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♪ Because you're near me ♪
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♪ Funny But when
you're near me ♪
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♪ I'm in the mood for love ♪♪
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Oh, well, if you can
flambé a duck, hmm?
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Voilà.
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Hey, Mona, I'm back.
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Kids okay?
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Never better.
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They're sound asleep.
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Hey, look at this place, huh?
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Real romantic.
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You babysitters are all alike.
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Trying to sneak in
your boyfriend, huh?
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No such luck.
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This is all for
Angela and Jeffrey.
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Oh, that's that lawyer
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she's been drooling over, huh?
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I want to make sure when
he brings her home tonight,
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that he doesn't get
any wrong ideas...
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like leaving.
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Well, I think you've
got it covered.
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I mean, hey...
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Brandy, candles, firelight, huh?
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If this guy don't
get the picture,
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his shutter's not cocked.
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Well, now all they need
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is a little privacy.
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What are you doing home?
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Aw, yeah, well, I
went down to Brooklyn
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to see my friends, you know?
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But it's just not the same.
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I'm like an outsider there now.
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Oh, here, come on.
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This'll cheer you up.
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Oh...
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I don't know, I don't know.
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You know, I don't even know
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what's going on
down there anymore.
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Anita Camici is three
months' pregnant,
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I just found out about it.
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Oh, that's wonderful. A baby.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So the guys are taking bets on
who the father was, you know?
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I'm so out of it, I had
to bet on her husband.
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Jeffrey... this evening
was wonderful...
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dinner and dancing.
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I don't remember the last
time I played miniature golf
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in an evening gown.
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I'm just sorry the
water slide was closed.
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Come on.
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To the baby.
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To the baby.
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Uh, Mother, Tony...
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Is there something you
two need to tell me about?
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Ho, hey, this is your mother.
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No, this is for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, boy, I'm beat.
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Got to get to bed. I'm tired.
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Good night.
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Wait a minute.
Wait. Ho, time out.
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Who is this guy?
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Oh, Jeffrey, this is
my housekeeper, Tony.
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How're you doing?
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And my mother, Mona Robinson.
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Hello. This is for you.
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Oh, boy, I'm beat.
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Well, uh, time to go to bed.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Tony? Tony Micelli?
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Good guess.
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I know you?
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St. Louis, 1981.
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It was a long year.
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Could you help me out?
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No, we never met.
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You played with the Cardinals,
for two months, second base,
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number 14.
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You remember that?
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Sure, you came up in
June, you batted .204!
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You remember that too?
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Would have been .304,
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if it wasn't for
that bum shoulder.
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Yeah, yeah...
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Angela, how come
you didn't tell me
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you had a housekeeper
who played with the Cards?
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I was waiting for
just the right moment.
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This is fantastic!
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I have seen this guy play.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Do you remember the
second game of the LA series?
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Are you kidding? There
I was at the plate, huh?
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Dodger Stadium, 50,000 fans.
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Fifty-six thousand!
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He hit one so
far out of there...
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You want to see the ball?
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You're kidding!
You got the ball?
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You bet your life. Upstairs.
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You mind? Two minutes.
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I don't believe this.
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How did you get the ball back?
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I had to date the old
lady who caught it.
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Isn't he amazing?
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He knows wine, he knows opera.
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He even knows Tony.
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He must be terrific
at Trivial Pursuit.
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So what do you
think? Do you like him?
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He's perfect.
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He's just what Tony needs.
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Excuse me?
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Well, you see, Tony's losing
all of his old pals in Brooklyn,
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so maybe Jeffrey can
be his pal in Connecticut.
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Well, sure, why not?
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You know, Jeffrey makes friends
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wherever we go.
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He's on a first-name basis
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with the pretzel man
at Lincoln Center.
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Now that's clout.
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Oh, this'll be great.
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He'll come over
and he'll see Tony.
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Then he'll see me.
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Then he'll see more of me.
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I'll be the only
woman on the block
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who shares her man
with her housekeeper.
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No, Diane Wilmington does,
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only she doesn't know it.
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Charlie Wilmington and Phoebe?
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Didn't I hear the doorbell?
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Nah, he's not here yet, Angela.
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Do me a favor. Put your
hands up, just like that.
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All right, perfect.
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What is it? What... It's good!
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We had such a great time
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at the Jets game, boy.
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Angela, you found
us one great guy.
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I sure did, didn't I?
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He's fun, he's spontaneous,
he's warm, he's thoughtful...
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Yeah, he's got mid-court
seats for the Knicks.
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He's got 40-yard-line
seats for the Jets.
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He's got VIP parking
at Shea Stadium. Oh!
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I know, that's what
first turned me on.
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Hey, did he take you
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to Scottie's Sports Saloon yet?
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No, did he take you to
Tavern on the Green?
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No.
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Good.
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Yeah, you're
gonna love Scottie's.
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You should have seen
the action there last night...
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The Jets, the Raiders, and
a chick named Able Mabel.
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I'll get it.
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That must be
Jeff. I'll get it...
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Hi.
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Oh, Mother, it's you.
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It's nice to see you too.
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She didn't mean it Mona.
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We were ex...
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I mean, she was expecting Jeff.
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Ah.
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Do you mean to tell me
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that you would rather go out
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with a rich, successful,
handsome young lawyer
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than join your mother
and two rowdy kids
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for root beer and
rides at Pizza Playland?
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Every time.
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Great. I raised
you right. Right?
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Right.
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So, where's he taking you?
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I don't know.
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I'm sure it'll be someplace fun.
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Le Chardonnay, uh, corner booth.
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You're gonna be
up on the balcony.
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You'll love it.
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So much for surprises.
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Well, anyway, you'll
know what to wear.
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I'm wearing what
I'm going to wear.
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Oh...
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Well, in that case,
you look nice, dear.
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Yeah, Angela,
you look real nice,
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but how about your black blouse?
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Well, what's wrong with this?
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Nothing. It's real nice.
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It's just that, uh, Jeff
likes you in black.
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Oh.
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Is there anything
else that Jeff likes
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that you'd like
to tell me about?
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Yeah, but that's
between the two of you.
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Tony!
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The kids!
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Hi, Grandma!
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It's Mickey and Minnie.
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Pizza Playland, here we come!
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Tony, don't you
want to go with us?
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No, no, no.
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I'm gonna go down to Scottie's
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and watch the
Knicks beat the Sixers.
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Dad, wake up and
smell the coffee.
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Dr. J's going to
run us off the court.
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Samantha, you're my
daughter and I love you,
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but don't you ever say that.
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Hey, there's always
hope. Have a good time.
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Okay, troops.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hup, two, three, four,
hup, two, three, four.
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So, are you gonna
wear the black blouse?
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Just go watch
your football game.
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It's the Knicks,
Angela. It's basketball.
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Oh, Angela, by the way,
don't mess with your hair.
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He likes it that way.
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And traveling is called.
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Traveling? Are you kidding?
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Did you see that call?
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Come on, defense!
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Hey, buddy, wake up
and smell the coffee.
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Dr. J's running
us off the court.
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Hey, Jeff!
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Jeffrey!
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Hi.
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What did I tell you?
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You're right.
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This place really is something.
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Oh, no, I forgot
it was hat night.
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Oh, here, it's okay,
I'll lend you mine.
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Oh, thanks.
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Now I get my first
three hot dogs free.
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Oh. Come on.
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Hey, Tony!
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Oh, Jeff, that's you, huh?
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Hey, nice hat.
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Don't you have
one just like that?
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I didn't expect to
see you guys here.
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How was dinner?
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It was wonderful.
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We were on our way
to Eastport for dessert,
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and the radio broke
down in the car.
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I wanted to check
the score in the game.
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98-62, Philly.
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Cartwright, come
on! Get the rebound!
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait... No, no, no...
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No, I promised...
I promised Angela
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I would not get involved.
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That's okay. I have to
check my service anyway.
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Is there a phone?
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Yeah, right over there.
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"Check my service"?
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They used to just
say "powder my nose."
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Hi, Jeff. How's it going?
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Well, can't complain, Sally.
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Sally, huh?
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Can I get you something?
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I don't know. What
do you got in mind?
264
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,052
She's got beer in mind,
and you've got a date.
265
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,352
Hi, I'm Tony Micelli.
266
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:11,988
I'm off Wednesday night.
267
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,155
You are?
268
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,290
I'll call you.
269
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,747
I'll answer.
270
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,862
All right, Grunfeld, come on!
271
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,198
Come on. Buddy,
they're coming back.
272
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,667
Hey, hey, hey,
buddy. Buddy... What?
273
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,668
What was that all about?
274
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,669
What?
275
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,104
What what? That!
276
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,371
What, Sally?
277
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:30,707
Yeah, Sally. What
happened to Angela?
278
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,942
What about Angela?
She's fabulous.
279
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,612
I know. What are you making
dates with the waitress for?
280
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:39,281
Wh... what do you
mean? I like Angela, Tony,
281
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,250
but we're not married, you know?
282
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,586
I mean, she can go out
with other guys, right?
283
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,022
Well, su... Hey,
and she does, too.
284
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,406
Lots of them. Doctors.
285
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:50,827
Hey, you know,
286
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,830
she's got a friend who
is as cute as she is,
287
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,131
if you're interested?
288
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,102
Yeah, but what happens
if Angela finds out?
289
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,070
What? She doesn't let you date?
290
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,371
Not me, you.
291
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,741
What if she finds out?
292
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,343
I mean, I'm not gonna go
out of my way to tell her.
293
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,377
No messages.
294
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:12,882
Well, I have got a
message for you.
295
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,172
Oh!
296
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,044
Jeffrey, oh, you're terrible.
297
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,590
And I mean it.
298
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,292
Good.
299
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,493
I'm gonna go get the car.
300
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,662
I'll see you later, Tony.
301
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,196
Yeah, Jeff.
302
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,831
Hey, uh, Angela.
303
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,966
Yeah?
304
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,634
Uh, you know, I don't know
305
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,435
what Jeff, uh, just
whispered in your ear...
306
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,504
Good, and you're
not going to find out.
307
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but,
you see, here's the thing...
308
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:41,499
Tony, I think
I'm falling in love.
309
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,624
Jeffrey, I don't know
what it is about you,
310
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,027
but you always make
me feel so special.
311
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,520
Good. Because you are special.
312
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,103
Oh, hey, uh, excuse me.
313
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,437
Just taking out the garbage.
314
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,972
Tony, tonight is
not garbage night.
315
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,975
I know, but I hate
a cluttered kitchen.
316
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,312
Excuse me. Excuse me.
317
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,215
That Tony's a great guy.
318
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,772
Yeah, great.
319
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:30,326
Now... where were we?
320
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,327
Ah, yes.
321
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,263
I think I was special.
322
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:38,434
Well, let's pick it
up right from there.
323
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,936
♪ Doo doo doo ♪
324
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,738
Oh, my God, it's
unbelievable, huh?
325
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,007
Every place I go. Sorry.
326
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,776
Well, I'm all finished
with the garbage.
327
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,877
Thank you.
328
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,112
I guess this is good night.
329
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,312
I guess so. Good night, Tony.
330
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,313
Good night, Angela.
331
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,314
Good night, Jeff.
332
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,315
Good night, Tony.
333
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,316
Good night, Angela.
334
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,918
No! Not you, just him!
335
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,953
I'm sorry.
336
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,554
I've got a big case
on Monday anyway.
337
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,356
I've got to get up
tomorrow and work early.
338
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,024
Oh, is it gonna take all day?
339
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,192
Yeah, yeah, don't
forget. Scottie's.
340
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,061
Big game tomorrow...
Green Bay versus Jets.
341
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,062
Sounds great.
342
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,063
Okay.
343
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,464
I'll call you.
344
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,855
Soon.
345
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,907
Thanks a lot, Tony.
346
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,743
For what? The garbage?
That's my job. No problem.
347
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,246
You know what I mean.
348
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,114
Jeffrey is a very busy man.
349
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,582
He has very little
time for recreation,
350
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,718
and I would rather
he recreate with me.
351
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,053
Well, now that you mentioned it,
352
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,589
maybe you should find
somebody else to recreate with.
353
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,224
Maybe you should!
354
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,994
I want to be with Jeffrey,
and I saw him first!
355
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,461
Hey, look...
356
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,530
Angela, I just don't
think, you know,
357
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,532
you should get so
hung up on this guy, Jeff.
358
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,868
Oh, I see what
you're trying to do.
359
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,569
You're trying to break us up.
360
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,993
You're jealous
of Jeffrey and me.
361
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,275
I'm jealous?
362
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,543
Hey, Angela, don't
take this wrong,
363
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,213
but if you were thinking,
like, me and you...
364
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,548
No, I'm not talking
about me and you.
365
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,284
I'm talking about
you and Jeffrey!
366
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,952
What are you saying?
367
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:08,257
No... It's nothing like that.
368
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,159
You see, it's very simple.
369
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,428
You're losing your
friends in Brooklyn,
370
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,263
and you're in desperate
need of male companionship,
371
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,098
and you're stealing
my boyfriend to get it.
372
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:20,236
Ooh, very good, Dr. Brothers.
373
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,738
Angela, maybe this guy don't...
374
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,541
He don't care about you as
much as you think he does.
375
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,877
How dare you try to split us up?
376
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:32,215
I just don't think he's
the right guy for you!
377
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,217
Jeffrey and I have
something very special,
378
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,385
and I'll thank you
not to interfere!
379
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,776
You just keep your
broken nose out of it!
380
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,216
It's a deviated septum.
381
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,273
Hey, hey, hey. Tony!
382
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,274
Hey, Jeffrey.
383
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,808
Tony, come on over.
384
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,244
How are you doing?
385
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,611
Hi, Sally. How are you doing?
386
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,913
Hi, Tony.
387
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,181
Did I miss anything?
388
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,949
Yeah, just a goal-line
stand, fourth and inches,
389
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,213
and the first round of drinks.
390
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,891
Tony, this is Nanette.
391
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,848
It certainly is.
392
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,465
On T-shirt night, I
do everything I read.
393
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:31,274
Oh, yeah... You got a pencil?
394
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,509
It has to be on a T-shirt.
395
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:38,247
Well, uh... when are
you going to explode?
396
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,218
As soon as somebody
lights my fuse.
397
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,810
Forget the pencil.
You got a match?
398
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,863
Yoo-hoo!
399
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,167
Hi, Mother, how nice to see you.
400
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,201
Come in!
401
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,971
Sit down.
402
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,873
Okay, Angela, what's wrong?
403
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,442
Nothing. It's just I'm bored.
404
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,745
B-O-R-E-D.
405
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,947
Well, where is everybody?
406
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,549
Well, Samantha and
Jonathan went to the movies
407
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,650
with the Coopers,
408
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,053
and Tony and Jeffrey
are at that place.
409
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,821
Scottie's? Where else?
410
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,623
Ah. Then you're not bored,
411
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,292
you're ticked off, hm?
412
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,626
Mm-hmm.
413
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,662
Well, why didn't
you go with them?
414
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,098
If they'd wanted me to come,
they would have asked me.
415
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,867
Oh, Angela, don't
be an old poop.
416
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,402
They probably think
417
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,304
that you don't like football.
418
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,506
I don't like football.
419
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,208
No, but you do like Jeffrey.
420
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,309
Are you saying
421
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,810
that I should
pretend to like football
422
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,479
in order to get closer to a man?
423
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,513
Uh-huh.
424
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,914
It worked in high
school, didn't it?
425
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,883
Oh, Mother, I'm
not gonna fit in.
426
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,786
I don't even know
the players' names.
427
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,921
What do you think
newspapers are for?
428
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,324
We're just going to... Oh, here.
429
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,559
We'll flip to the
old sports page,
430
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,595
and we'll make
ourselves a crib sheet.
431
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,597
Ready? Here we go.
432
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,532
Pat Ryan, quarterback.
433
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,967
Pat Ryan, quarterback.
434
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:09,960
Tom Coombs, tight end...
435
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,611
We're crazy Jets fans and
we don't care who knows it!
436
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,236
We want a touchdown
and this is how we shows it!
437
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,843
Go, Jets, go!
438
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,165
Look, Angela, t-shirts.
439
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,800
I thought you said
everybody wore hats here.
440
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,269
Well, they did the other night.
441
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,138
Well, too bad,
442
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,307
because I look
dynamite in a t-shirt.
443
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,609
Well, at least we have
the players' names.
444
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,710
That's right.
445
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,711
Here we are.
446
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,149
Let's go... Gastineau.
447
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,074
Let's go, Gastineau!
Let's go, Gastineau!
448
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,211
Go, Jets!
449
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,264
See what I mean? Oh, look, look.
450
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,465
Hey, hey, hey, come on, Ryan!
451
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,467
Throw that bomb.
452
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,491
Catch it!
453
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,762
I hope this is a
high-scoring game.
454
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,246
Oh, and it was nice
meeting you, young lady.
455
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,747
I liked the game too.
456
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,949
Wasn't it nice
meeting them, Jeff?
457
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,950
What?
458
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,951
Jeff-O... Jeff.
459
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,053
What? Angela.
460
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,244
How about those Jets?
461
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,791
Mother, let's go.
462
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,992
No, no, Angela, wait a minute.
463
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,095
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
464
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,863
What's going on here?
Are you guys married?
465
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,299
No, no, no. No.
466
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,000
No, this is just a
misunderstanding here.
467
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,736
Uh, uh... Sally, right?
468
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,938
Uh... just a minute.
469
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,040
Angela... NANETTE:
They're married.
470
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,742
Come on, Sally,
let's get out of here.
471
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,133
No, no, Nanette!
472
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,585
Angela... Please,
just let me explain.
473
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,785
No.
474
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,788
No, no, that's okay.
No, you're a free man.
475
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,691
You don't have to explain
your Sunday afternoons to me.
476
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,995
It's just that, uh...
I thought that...
477
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,463
Well, I guess I was wrong.
478
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,598
What do you mean?
479
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,600
We just came down
here to watch the game.
480
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,034
Right, pal?
481
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,336
Right, right.
482
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,204
Tony didn't tell me he
was bringing two girls.
483
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,639
Right, pal?
484
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,840
Hey, Jeff, wait a minute...
485
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,841
You never said that.
486
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,109
Right, Tony?
487
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,311
Well, no, I didn't say
that, but, you know, I was...
488
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,270
Just answer the questions.
489
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,218
No, I never said I was
gonna bring two girls.
490
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,488
Your witness, dear.
491
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,472
Tony, did you bring
those two girls?
492
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,165
Am I under oath? Uh...
493
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,799
Hey, listen, I'm sorry. I...
494
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,934
If it was anybody
else but Angela,
495
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:57,839
I'd back you up,
but I can't for her.
496
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,841
Angela, Angela...
497
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,011
Okay, I met her here, but
she means nothing to me.
498
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,213
And I do?
499
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,749
Yes. Didn't I tell you
you were special?
500
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,474
Yes. And I believed you.
501
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,156
Mother, I think
the verdict is in.
502
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,191
Yes, and I think
503
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,148
you just lost the
case, counselor.
504
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,620
Hey, I got caught
with an honest witness.
505
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:31,674
Angela... Being with you...
506
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,643
You really are terrific.
507
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,867
Right.
508
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:48,023
Whew... Hey,
Angela... I'm sorry.
509
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,925
Oh, it's not your fault.
510
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,093
You tried to tell me.
511
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,783
I just wouldn't listen.
512
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,397
I'm sorry you lost your friend.
513
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,200
So, what's so special
about him anyway, hmm?
514
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:01,136
Yeah... Take away
his winning personality,
515
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,038
his season tickets,
his VIP parking,
516
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,006
and Nanette...
517
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,943
Then he's just another lawyer...
518
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,479
Rich, successful, good-looking.
519
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,281
Think we could catch
him in the parking lot?
520
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,616
Nah. Nah.
521
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,252
Oh, what a day, huh?
522
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:21,290
You lost a friend
and you lost a lover...
523
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:24,893
Oh, well, the night's young.
524
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,217
One of us has got to get lucky.
525
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,401
Hi, guys. I'm Mona.
526
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,959
Mona, Mona, let's go, Mona!
527
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,332
Yay, Mona!
528
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,231
Gee, this looks like fun.
529
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,200
Do you mind if I try?
530
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,536
Lady, listen, we're
playing for money here.
531
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,338
Oh, wait a minute. Wait.
532
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,439
I've got money.
533
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,808
I've got, um... $20.
534
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,832
Is that enough?
535
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,568
Rack 'em up.
536
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,748
Oh, I see.
537
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,049
You leave the money here,
538
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,152
and then whoever
wins gets to keep it?
539
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,321
That's right, ma'am.
540
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,955
Here, you go first.
541
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,990
Oh. Here.
542
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,991
Here, big guy.
543
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,593
You want to hold my coat for me?
544
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,594
Allow me.
545
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:37,098
Okay, there we are. Yeah.
546
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:38,701
Here?
547
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:39,968
Like this?
548
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,360
Okay? Here?
549
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:58,509
Bank the six-ball
and sink it back home.
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