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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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No, it's no problem, Tanya.
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I'm whipping up my world
famous lobster bisque.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, that's no problem.
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No, no, Mrs. Bower says
I can have friends over
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any time I want.
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Besides, she ain't
gonna be here.
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Yeah.
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All right, I'll
see you at eight.
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Oh, boy. All right, bye.
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♪ Stepping out with my baby ♪
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♪ Must be wrong, da-da-da ♪
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Ta-da!
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It's B'wana Grandma, huh?
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Man, when you take
the kids camping,
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you really go in
style, I'll tell you.
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I've always wanted to camp
out in the great outdoors,
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with the rustle of trees
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and the twinkling of stars
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and the babbling of brooks
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and the bats and
the bears and the...
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creepy crawly things.
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Hey, maybe we could
camp out at the Waldorf.
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I thought you were going
to get away from it all.
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Listen, I'm going camping
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with an 11-year-old
and a 7-year-old.
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You are getting
away from it all.
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I'm taking it with me.
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Wonderful.
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Eight o'clock.
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I'll see you tonight, Mitch.
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Mitch?
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Is that the one you've
been raving about?
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Go for it.
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I'll meet you at
the Four Seasons.
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The maître d' is
holding my regular table.
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Wrong.
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Wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Excuse me just a minute, Mitch.
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I think a dog got his foot
caught in the screen door.
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I have the feeling you're
trying to tell me something.
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Your table?
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Your maitre d'?
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Your restaurant?
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Could you just stop
being a hot-shot executive
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for one night?
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It's my restaurant
because it's my town.
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He's flying in from Boston.
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Great,
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then have a nice,
little romantic dinner
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at home.
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A little candlelight,
a little wine.
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Be a homebody.
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That sounds like
old-fashioned sexist talk.
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Mm?
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And what is wrong
with old-fashioned sex?
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If they come up with
something better,
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will you let me know?
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Mitchell, how would
you like to come here
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for a nice, little dinner?
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Great!
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I'll see you then.
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What? What dog?
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He's fine.
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He's just fine, Mitchell.
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Speak to you later. Bye-bye.
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Mother... Attagirl!
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Okay, Angela,
now call Entre Nous
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and have them cater for you.
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And it's just going
to be the two of you.
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All right. I'm all set.
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Micelli's Outfitting Post.
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Just the three of us.
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Mona, this is great
of you, you know.
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Samantha's never
been camping before.
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Yeah? Who has?
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The only time
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she ever slept under the stars
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was when she dozed off
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at the Hayden Planetarium.
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All right, Pathfinders!
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Let's move it! Let's hit it!
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Let's do it!
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Uh, give him the
rest of the day off.
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Let's move it, guys.
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Hup, hup, hup hup, hup, hup!
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The three of us are all packed.
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Three?
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Yeah.
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Her, me, and Wilbur.
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Wilbur's going home.
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And the good news is,
he's not coming back.
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Guess whose
wonderful idea it was?
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♪ Born free ♪
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Say "Goodbye," Wilbur.
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Goodbye, Wilbur.
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Have a good life.
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Yeah.
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Don't take any
wooden field mice.
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Well, wish us luck.
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I am off to darkest
Fairfield County.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye! Bye! Be careful. Okay.
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Please drive carefully, Mother.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye, Mona.
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Take care. Bye-bye.
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Uh... Uh...
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Tony... Tony,
everything looks great.
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Why not take the day off?
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Nah, I've got some things
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I want to do around here.
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Well, if you're worried
about the kids calling,
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I'll be here.
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You will?
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Tonight?
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Yes. Tonight.
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For dinner?
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I changed my plans. I
invited someone over.
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Why?
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No reason.
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You didn't have anything
planned, did you?
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Oh... no, no, no.
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In fact, now that
I think about it,
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I think I'll...
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I'll call an old friend and
head into town, you know?
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Heh heh. Sure.
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No, maybe we'll bowl
a few frames, huh?
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Right!
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Sounds good. Heh heh.
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I think I'm gonna die.
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Tanya. Tanya!
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It's me, Tony. Yeah.
Yeah, how are you?
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Listen, what kind
of a guy am I, huh?
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I make you come
all the way out here
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to the Little Acorn
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when we could be
swinging in the Big Apple.
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That's right. Yeah.
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I'm going to head in, okay?
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All right, fine. I'll
see you a little...
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You want me to say
that on the phone?
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Okay.
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Tanya, Tanya,
my little lasagna...
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I'll pick you up at eight,
because I'd never con ya.
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All set.
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I'm meeting my
old friend in town.
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Bowling?
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Yeah, bowling, and, uh...
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maybe a little lasagna later.
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Oh, hey. Hey, uh,
since I'm going out,
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do you want me to whip up
dinner for you and your friend?
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No, thanks, Tony.
I'll take care of dinner.
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You?
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I mean, you're so busy.
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I am perfectly capable
of getting a meal.
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay, I'm sending out.
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Angela, take-out for a friend?
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It's not just take-out.
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I'm catering dinner for two.
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Whoo-whoo.
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Pretty fancy.
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Who is this friend?
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Just a "friend" friend.
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Uh-huh. I get it. I get it.
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Well, listen,
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since you're having
that great grub,
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I just happen to have
a nice lobster bisque
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in the kitchen.
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You just happen to
have a lobster bisque?
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It was a great recipe
on the back of a lobster.
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I figured, why not?
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Right.
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I'm gonna go...
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Oh. Uh...
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It's me, Tony.
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I... I thought you left.
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I thought you were upstairs.
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You, uh... You look
very... I mean, it's...
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It's, uh... You
look... You really...
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Really, I'm telling
you... Thanks, thanks.
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Thanks. Mm-hmm.
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You're... You're going bowling?
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Well... it's a classy league.
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Right.
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I'm gonna... I'll get it.
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Okay. I'm gonna go.
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Hello?
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Mitchell!
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Oh, you're not coming.
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Oh. No, it's...
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It's not your fault
there's fog in Boston.
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No, no... No, nothing special.
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It was just... just
a little potluck.
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Well, some other time.
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Sure.
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Bye-bye.
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Fog.
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Boston.
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Boston. Fog.
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I guess it was kind of
a special evening, huh?
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Kind of.
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Yeah, well, let me tell you, he
don't know what he's missing.
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The lobster bisque.
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Yeah, that too.
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Uh... Uh... Well, I'm sorry.
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You know, I've
got to hit the road.
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It's okay.
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All right. It's all right.
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Have a nice time.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, uh... Bower residence?
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Yeah.
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Entre Nous comes to you.
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Bon soir et bon appetit,
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monsieur et mademoiselle.
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Hey, wait a minute.
You're French?
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French.
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French is a state of mind.
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I'm a great cook,
I'm a great lover,
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and I'm rude to tourists.
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I am Robaire. Oh. Robaire?
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Robaire, Roberto, Bob, Bobby...
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I go where the work is.
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Et voilà. Dinner for two.
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Robaire, there's been
a change of plans.
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It's just dinner for one.
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For one?
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$300 for one?
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Oh, mais non.
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A lovers' quarrel.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Pal, you've got it all mixed up.
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You've got it all mixed up.
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Sir, look at that poor,
heartbroken woman.
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It's not my fault.
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It's always our fault.
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Tony... Tony, just... Just go.
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No, no, no. You don't mean that.
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Sir, don't be impetuous.
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Look.
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Duck à l'orange.
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Wine.
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Escargot.
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This is good stuff.
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Robaire, let him go.
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Angela, I'm sorry about tonight.
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You hear that, madame?
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He's sorry.
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Don't throw him out.
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I'm not throwing
him out, Robaire.
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He has other plans.
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Now, it's just dinner for one.
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Good night, Tony.
270
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,844
I know, I know.
271
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,425
Look, Robaire, make
it dinner for two, huh?
272
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:22,087
Hey, I never pass
up duck à l'orange.
273
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,305
Ah. That's much better now.
274
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,642
How about a little aperitif
just for the two of you?
275
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,044
You didn't have to do this
276
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,512
just because you
felt sorry for me.
277
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,214
Hey, this is all
part of the deal.
278
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,216
Room and board, right?
279
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,521
Hey, and besides, I know
what it's like to get dumped.
280
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,659
Not that you did. You know...
281
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,260
I mean, just because
it's crystal clear here,
282
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,562
doesn't mean it's not
socked in in Boston.
283
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,031
Thanks.
284
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,933
What about bowling? Now?
285
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,868
Oh, bowling. Oh, uh...
286
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,436
No, I thought I'd call the guys
287
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,204
and, uh, catch up with them
288
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,305
like on the fourth beer.
289
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,942
Well, anyway, you're...
You're very sweet.
290
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,532
Ah, that's much better.
291
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,873
Perhaps a little toast?
292
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,881
To, uh... clean sinks.
293
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,465
What a fun couple.
294
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,967
Relax.
295
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,401
Enjoy.
296
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,537
Mademoiselle looks
very lovely this evening,
297
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,626
oui, monsieur?
298
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,374
Oui, monsieur.
299
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,811
He's such a shy and
sensitive young man.
300
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,369
Have you told him how
handsome he looks tonight?
301
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,517
No.
302
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,075
He is.
303
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,124
Oh... You... you are.
304
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,326
You... you look very nice.
305
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,427
Thank you.
306
00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,829
Perhaps I should
turn the lights down
307
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,097
just a little bit.
308
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,966
No, no, no! No, that's fine!
309
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,569
Tanya, just think of it
like a little rain delay.
310
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,171
We're not calling
the game, babe.
311
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,327
Oh, no, no, no, no.
312
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,675
Give me this thing.
313
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,876
Tanya, how do you expect me
314
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,477
to leave this sweet
old lady out there
315
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,181
in a hip cast, huh?
316
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,583
I swear, I'll be there as
soon as I can, okay, babe?
317
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,607
Bye, babe.
318
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,486
Old lady?
319
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,788
Hip cast?
320
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,423
Hey, look, it's a little
complicated, huh?
321
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,624
Sir, how can you dally
322
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,060
with that lovely
woman's affections?
323
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,729
I'm not dallying.
You're dallying.
324
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,430
Could you speed
this up a little bit?
325
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,021
You cannot speed up escargot.
326
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,938
By their very
nature, they are slow.
327
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,806
Robaire, she's a very nice lady,
328
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,674
but I'm not really
her boyfriend, see?
329
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,676
She needed somebody
tonight, and she does pay me...
330
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,478
She pays you?
331
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,880
How tawdry!
332
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:51,881
Hey, wait a minute...
333
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,282
I cannot be a party to this.
334
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,283
You know what, Robaire?
335
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,284
You're right.
336
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,685
You can't be a party to this.
337
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,820
You're too classy a guy.
338
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,421
But what about
the duck à l'orange?
339
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,623
Don't worry about
those little quackers.
340
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,292
I'll pop them in for you, okay?
341
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,628
This never happens
when I cater Mexican.
342
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,717
Yeah.
343
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,903
Well, uh... we
won't have Robaire
344
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:14,904
to kick us around anymore.
345
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,005
He left?
346
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,807
Yeah, I told him I'd
take care of things,
347
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,942
and maybe now we can relax.
348
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,232
Oh. Thank God we're alone.
349
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,516
Well, we've been alone before.
350
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,651
Yeah. Sure.
351
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,254
Just not by candlelight.
352
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,662
Sorry.
353
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,390
Sorry.
354
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,429
It's so quiet around here...
355
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,844
without the kids.
356
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,346
Yeah, like, a whole
meal without the kids.
357
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,414
A whole meal?
358
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,748
The whole night.
359
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,339
We can sleep in in the morning.
360
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,224
I mean, you can sleep
in and I can sleep in.
361
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,614
Have some more wine.
362
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,631
Have an hors d'oeuvre.
363
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,433
Oh, yeah, you
know, these are good.
364
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,801
You know, where I come from,
365
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,904
a fancy hors d'oeuvre is
beef jerky and beer nuts.
366
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,794
Imagine that.
367
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,353
I feel like I'm on, uh... my
first date in high school.
368
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,843
I mean, not that this is a date.
369
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,058
It's just that, uh...
370
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,482
well, it's not exactly like
scrubbing your bathroom floor.
371
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,666
I...
372
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,401
I know what you mean
about high school.
373
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,803
There was never anything to say.
374
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,107
Right?
375
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,881
You know, I'll
never forget the time
376
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,582
I finally got the nerve up
377
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:10,141
to ask Geraldine Capazo
to the Christmas dance.
378
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,789
That was the most
embarrassed I ever was.
379
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,524
You? Yeah, me. You kidding?
380
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,293
My hands were so sweaty,
381
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,463
I left a big paw print on
the back of her red formal.
382
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,531
Oh!
383
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,834
Oh, that reminds me... Of what?
384
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,938
Nothing.
385
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,040
Come on.
386
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,110
No, I never told
anybody this before.
387
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,233
I told you.
388
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,240
Well...
389
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,524
in, um... in college,
390
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,294
I asked Greg Dawson
to the big sorority ball.
391
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,716
Greg Dawson.
392
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,455
He was like Tom
Selleck, but good-looking...
393
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,943
and, uh... I lost six pounds.
394
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,346
I bought this incredible
strapless evening gown
395
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,983
and I spent all day
at the hairdresser's.
396
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,085
I'll bet you looked terrific.
397
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:21,723
Yeah, even my acne
cleared up... and, well,
398
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,659
I felt like Scarlett O'Hara
399
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,329
when I made my grand
entrance, and there...
400
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,729
at the top of this
long staircase,
401
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:28,864
and there was Greg,
402
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,267
waiting for me
down at the bottom,
403
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:36,005
and then the heel of my shoe
404
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,541
caught in the hem of my dress
405
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:44,746
and I bounced all the
way down the staircase.
406
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,149
You didn't.
407
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,317
I did...
408
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,876
I did, but my
gown didn't make it.
409
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,893
I landed at the... at the bottom
410
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,085
in my slip and my
wrist corsage, and...
411
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,901
isn't that awful?
412
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,903
Yeah, it's awful.
413
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,505
Uh...
414
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,308
I mean, I thought
my paw print was bad.
415
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,378
It's terrible. It's terrible.
416
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,980
I guess it is sort of funny.
417
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,048
A wrist corsage?
418
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,892
Oh, God!
419
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,283
Oh...
420
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,302
How soon before dinner?
421
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,427
About 20 minutes.
422
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,603
Angela?
423
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,119
Hello?
424
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,721
It's me, Mitch.
425
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,424
Anybody here?
426
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,393
Oh!
427
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,895
Okay.
428
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,364
Kareem, move over.
429
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,989
Here comes... Dr. A.
430
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,003
Mitch.
431
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,274
You got here.
432
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,776
Yes... I did.
433
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,378
Hi, Mitch.
434
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,712
Hi.
435
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,182
Well... Well, the fog lifted
436
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,316
right after I called
437
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,551
and the phones at the airport
438
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,552
were all tied up,
439
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,053
so I just rushed right on out.
440
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,589
Well, you made good time.
441
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,979
So did you.
442
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,396
Mitchell, I'd like you to meet
Tony Micelli, my housekeeper.
443
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,532
You're not going
to buy that, are you?
444
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,766
Well, it's better than anything
445
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,035
I could have come up with.
446
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,571
No, no. Really, Mitch.
447
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,771
You know, she
needed a housekeeper,
448
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,140
I needed a job, you know.
449
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,674
The house looks great, Tony.
450
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,277
Oh, thanks.
451
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,614
Mitchell, you got...
452
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,283
You got here just in time.
453
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,052
Uh, Tony, is dinner
just about ready?
454
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,222
Yeah. A few minutes.
455
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:10,126
Oh, you want me to serve?
456
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:14,896
Well, you're the one
who got rid of Robaire.
457
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,699
Yeah, I got rid of Robaire.
458
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,790
Okay. Hey, yo.
459
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,163
I'll just, uh... Robaire?
460
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,604
You mean there was
another guy here?
461
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,054
Tanya, I'm out of
here in 45 minutes,
462
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,923
give or take an orange duck.
463
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,225
Look, all I got to do
464
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,628
is give the old lady a
sponge bath and a Fig Newton
465
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,652
and I'm yours.
466
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,199
Hello?
467
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,535
Hello?
468
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,693
I wonder which part
she didn't believe.
469
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,443
Boy, you should have
seen that fog in Boston.
470
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,346
Gee, I wish I
could've been there.
471
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,116
Lobster bisque Neapolitan, huh?
472
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,919
Italian bisque?
473
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,921
Oh, it's a house speciality.
474
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,557
Mitchell, did I ever tell you
475
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,791
about my big sorority formal,
476
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,159
where I bounced down the stairs
477
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,027
and tore my gown off?
478
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,196
No.
479
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,631
My God, you must
have been mortified.
480
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,695
Well, tell him about the
wrist corsage and the slip.
481
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,032
You're gonna love it.
482
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:44,609
Mitchell, have you ever had
a real embarrassing moment?
483
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,882
No.
484
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,205
Mitch gone?
485
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,906
Yeah.
486
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,442
Turned out to be a nice guy.
487
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,532
Yeah, he is. Very nice.
488
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,636
Look, Tony...
489
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,049
I'm sorry about what
happened tonight.
490
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,386
Hey, I enjoyed some of this.
491
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,687
Me too.
492
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,656
Too bad you had to miss
your bowling buddies.
493
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,713
Yeah.
494
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,651
Well, it's all right.
495
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,631
You need any help in here?
496
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,601
No. Uh... it's, uh... it's late.
497
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,545
Why don't you,
uh, head up to bed?
498
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:17,668
Tony... Thanks...
for everything.
499
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,839
Any time, boss.
500
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,497
Tony!
501
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,255
Tony, the campers are back!
502
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,513
What happened to you?
503
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:56,117
Some kind of animal.
504
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,908
Daddy, it was a cow.
505
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,190
But a vicious cow.
506
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,025
I bet the snake was happy, huh?
507
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,894
Yeah, I guess Wilbur's happy.
508
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,162
When I let him go,
509
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,732
you should have seen
the smile on his face.
510
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:10,966
Aw, that's nice. Honey...
511
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,534
I know you're gonna miss him,
512
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,838
but you did the right thing.
513
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:16,905
It's okay, Mom.
514
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,374
I've got a new friend.
515
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,810
Wait till you meet Ralph.
516
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:22,978
Yeah.
517
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,202
Wait till you meet Ralph.
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