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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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Come on, ref. Come
on! What, are you blind?
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They guy's got a hockey
stick coming out his ear!
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Hold him and hit 'em! Hold him!
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Grab the guy and hit 'em.
That's it. Come on, baby!
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Tony, what are you doing?
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I'm ironing.
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You want pleats in this?
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They're jumping
all over that guy!
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Isn't that illegal?
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Angela, that's a
beer commercial.
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Would you like a
cheese sandwich?
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Yeah, thanks. Ooh!
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Would you like it grilled?
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Don't go to any trouble.
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Oh, no trouble.
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There you go.
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At least it isn't wrinkled.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, don't anybody get excited.
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I think the kid's
gonna be all right.
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What kid?
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What happened? Who's hurt?
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Now, don't panic. Don't panic.
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See, I don't even think
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there's gonna be a scar.
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Scar? Oh, my God!
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There you go, Angela.
You see? You panicked.
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Sam, what happened?
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Don't worry, Dad, I decked him.
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Fighting again? I thought you
were gonna be more careful.
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I am being careful.
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I'm not dripping
blood on the floor.
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Oh... Me too, Tony. You too?
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You were fighting too? Yeah.
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That's how I got wounded.
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Oh, my poor baby. Where?
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There!
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No, there.
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You think I need stitches?
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No, I think a Band-aid
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will take care of that, champ.
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But it'll be a big Band-aid!
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And maybe two.
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And if that don't work,
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it's time for an
elbow transplant.
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I don't think that's funny.
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I'm just entertaining
the troops, you know.
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I don't really know
what happened.
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I mean, first,
they were playing,
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then they were bleeding.
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I mean, I tried to stop it.
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Tony... Could you
take a look at that too?
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You too, Mona?
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Yeah, that Welling kid's tough.
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Richard Welling? He's
such a nice-looking boy.
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Not anymore.
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What... what... what am
I going to tell his mother?
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Well, what about
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♪ Nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah
nyah Nyah nyah nyah... ♪
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Jonathan, how did this happen?
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You've never been in a
fight before in your life.
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I had to, Mom. Sam
and Grandma needed me.
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Oh, attaboy, Tiger.
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It's good they're sticking
up for one another.
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You know, "all for
one, one for all."
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There is never any reason
to resort to physical violence.
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She has a point.
Listen to her, Sam.
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But, Dad, he called
you a sissy housekeeper.
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And then there's
times, you know,
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you gotta draw the line.
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You should have seen it.
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We gave him the old
one-two, just like you taught us.
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Ooh, I love the
way the kid throws...
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You've been
teaching them to fight?
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Well, I taught
them a few things.
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You know, a little self-defense.
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And I also told them
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you never fight
unless you have to.
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We had to.
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They had to.
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It was for a good cause. Me!
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Tony, a 12-year-old
boy calling you names
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is not a good cause.
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Pearl Harbor, that
was a good cause.
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Hey, look, Angela, I'm with you.
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I mean, you don't go
around looking for fights,
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but sometimes you can't
run away from them, either.
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You don't run away.
You walk away.
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Oh, brother.
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Cool it, Sam.
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Samantha, you don't go
around slugging people.
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Now, did you try talking to him?
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Oh, yeah, I talked to him.
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I told him his mother was a cow.
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You're cruising, kid.
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So what was I supposed to
do? Stand there and take it?
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Sam, it's very simple.
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You just remove
yourself from the situation.
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You get some space.
You give him some space.
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I'll give him space...
right between his teeth.
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Well, that's not the
way I'm raising my son.
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What kind of
chicken farm is this?
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Hey, hey, that's it,
young lady. Outside.
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Time for some
one-on-one. Let's go.
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Come on, now. Let's play.
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Hey, Sam, what's with you?
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I don't like you talking that
way to Mrs. Bower, either.
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I can't help it, Dad.
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She's starting to bug me.
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"Walk away. Get control.
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Just remove yourself
from the problem."
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I'll just snap open my
little Mary Poppins umbrella
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and fly off to goody-goody land.
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Come on, Sam.
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She just doesn't want
to see you fighting,
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and neither do I.
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Whose side are you on?
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Hey, hey, I'm
always on your side,
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but she's got a point.
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What do we need her for, anyway?
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I mean, we were doing
just fine back in New York.
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Oh, yeah, we were doing great.
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I had to take you to
school in a Sherman tank.
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Are you kidding me?
That's why we moved here.
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So what was I supposed
to do? I got mad.
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Don't people get
mad in Connecticut?
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Yeah, they get
mad in Connecticut.
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But they do it differently.
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Like how?
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I don't know.
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I think they kick
their Cadillacs.
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And they smile a lot.
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Come on, honey.
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I know it's a new neighborhood
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and it's new rules,
but you gotta try.
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No more fighting, okay?
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Okay, okay.
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But it's other stuff too.
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I mean, she thinks you
can watch basketball
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without yelling.
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I know. I'm working on that one.
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She just doesn't understand.
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I mean, you can't
yell, you can't fight.
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What are you
supposed to do for fun?
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Oh, come on, Sam.
You can have fun.
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You just got to
keep a lid on it.
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I don't have to
keep a lid on for her.
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She's not my mother. You are.
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And don't you forget it.
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Come on, come on.
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We're trying to get
along here, huh?
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Come on, you
want to take it out?
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I don't feel like playing.
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Jonathan wants to
take boxing lessons.
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Sure, no problem.
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Oh... oh, are you kidding me?
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Forget it!
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I'll teach him
chess or Parcheesi.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Angela.
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Yeah?
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Listen, uh...
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I was talking to
Sam, and, you know,
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she's having some problems.
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Well, it's tough to adjust
to a new neighborhood.
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Yeah, yeah, and new
people too, you know.
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Kids can be rough...
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Well, kids aren't the problem.
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What is?
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Well, it's kind of that
Samantha thinks that, uh...
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listen, Angela, maybe
we could loosen up here
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a little bit, huh?
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We?
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One of we.
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Me?
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That's the one.
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You think I'm the problem?
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I don't think "problem" is
the word we should use...
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I'll tell you what the
problem is, Tony.
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You and your boxing lessons
and your hockey games
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and your macho beer commercials.
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Look, Angela, I talked to Sam,
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and she's gonna try
to watch the fighting,
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but here's the thing.
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Um...
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Did I ever tell you
how terrific you are
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and how happy I
am with this job?
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I feel a "but" coming on.
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No, no, no. No buts.
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However... Uh...
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Let me start by saying
that it's not your fault.
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I mean, you just haven't
had our disadvantages.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, you know,
where we come from,
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it's wall-to-wall people.
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And you just don't
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"get some space
and get control."
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I mean, you get mad, you yell,
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and you throw things.
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I know, Tony.
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I've seen West Side Story.
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But now you're on my turf.
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Yeah, I know, and
Sam will try to adjust,
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but give her some time, huh?
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And try not be
so... so... So what?
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Inflexible?
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Inflexible?
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I am not inflexible.
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I have never been inflexible.
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If there's one thing
I cannot tolerate,
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it's inflexibility.
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What are you doing?
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Making bees fight.
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Let me know who wins.
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What's that?
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Just a note to my dad.
I'm cutting out for a while.
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Where are you going?
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Do you have to know everything?
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Yes.
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I'm going to a place
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where it's okay to
stick up for people.
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My old neighborhood.
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Ooh, that's where muggers live.
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Oh, what do you know about it?
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It's a great place.
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There's always kids
around to play games with,
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like stickball or street hockey.
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Did you ever fling a rat?
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I don't think so.
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You get a good dead rat,
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you tie a string to its tail,
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then you swing
it, and you fling it.
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Wow.
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You're lucky.
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We don't have rats.
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And there's guys
sleeping right on the street.
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I mean, you could
put bugs on them,
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and they won't even wake up.
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I'm telling you,
Jonathan, it's the best.
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Well, see you.
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Wait up, Samantha.
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Megafax may sell
Naguchi computers.
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Well, I'll be darned.
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Are these your bees?
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Uh, no, I don't think so.
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Good, because it seems like
one of them is eating the other.
260
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What?
261
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,690
No, Mother.
262
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,982
It looks more
like they're, uh...
263
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,033
friends.
264
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,435
Ooh, you're right.
265
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,639
I've always heard about
the birds and the bees,
266
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:06,009
but I've never seen it before.
267
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:10,179
Do you think we're intruding?
268
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,751
I think that I am going
to take them outside.
269
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,976
I just saw one of them
light up a little cigarette.
270
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,329
Hey, uh, fish all
right for dinner?
271
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,430
Fine.
272
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,832
Would you like it
broiled or poached?
273
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,124
Whatever. I'm flexible.
274
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,907
Hey, listen. I'm sorry
about mouthing off.
275
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,276
I'm just worried about Sam.
It's not your fault, though.
276
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,780
Well, it's a little my
fault. I'm a little inflexible.
277
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,348
But from now on,
I'm a regular Gumby.
278
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:50,153
Hey, Angela. You're terrific.
I'm gonna go poach the fish.
279
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,555
Broil it.
280
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,927
What, what, what, what?
281
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,195
That's gratitude for you.
282
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,165
I let the little bugger
go and he stung me.
283
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,666
Are you okay?
284
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,303
No, dear, I was stung by a bee.
285
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,405
Sometimes I worry about her.
286
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,107
Come on upstairs.
287
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,542
There's some first aid cream.
288
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,979
What's this? "To Dad"?
289
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,815
Is there a "Dad" around here?
290
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,284
Let me see that. Uh-oh.
291
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,686
What is it? What does it say?
292
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,487
Well, you'd better
let me read it to her.
293
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,911
She can't fire me.
294
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,595
"Dear Dad, don't worry.
295
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,396
"I just need a little space
296
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,898
"and a lot of ravioli.
297
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,533
Your fed-up daughter, Samantha."
298
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,969
"PS I went too.
Jonathan L. Bower."
299
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,604
Samantha's run away and
taken Jonathan with her!
300
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,671
All right, all right,
301
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,473
now, it is not the
end of the world.
302
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,574
Let's not overreact.
303
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,678
Oh, I think I'm
hyperventilating.
304
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,280
I got an idea. What
are you doing?
305
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,681
I'm calling Mrs. Rossini.
306
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,750
Who?
307
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,118
My neighbor in the city.
308
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,552
Sam talks ravioli, that's
where she's headed.
309
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,754
To New York?
310
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,388
They went to New York
alone? Two children?
311
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,422
Oh, wait a minute.
312
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,624
Sam knows her way. Don't worry.
313
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,025
I mean, she jumps
on the commuter
314
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,426
from here to Grand Central.
315
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,129
She takes the crosstown
local to 42nd Street,
316
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,731
she jumps on the F
train... Or is it the E train?
317
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,101
Mrs. Rossini's not
there. I'm going.
318
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,402
Well, not without
me, you're not.
319
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,604
Mother, you stay here in
case they call or come back.
320
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,739
Loosen up, huh?
321
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,340
You think I should
loosen up about this?
322
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,143
Well, where do you
think she got the advice?
323
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,145
"Go get some space."
Wasn't that you?
324
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,615
Hello?
325
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,040
What? What?
326
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,654
Oh, heavens, are you sure?
327
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,922
What is it? What is it?
328
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,346
You've just won a barbecue.
329
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,760
Oh, hey, mama, you
looking good, baby!
330
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,297
Hey, hey, hey, watch
your manners, huh, pal?
331
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,298
This is where you lived?
332
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,966
Yeah, right there.
333
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,302
Look at all the kids in
the neighborhood, huh?
334
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,303
Whoa, wait a minute.
335
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,839
Hey, this belong to you, lady?
336
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,640
Oh, thank God!
337
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,475
Oh, Jonathan.
338
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,643
Look at you.
339
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,878
You're a mess.
340
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,580
Mom, my cockroach won the race!
341
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,182
Ew!
342
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,519
Well, at least he died a winner.
343
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,689
Don't you ever run
away like that again.
344
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,690
Hi, Dad.
345
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,228
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
346
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,795
Hi, Mrs. Bower.
347
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,231
Oh...
348
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,900
I'm glad you're okay,
man, and I love you,
349
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,368
but boy, you're in big trouble.
350
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,469
Yeah, I figured.
351
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,703
I'll give you "you figured"...
352
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,505
Give me that baseball
mitt. Give me the glove.
353
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,908
Your baseball days are
over for at least a month.
354
00:14:58,932 --> 00:14:59,909
Tony!
355
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,577
Eh, Mrs. Rossini!
356
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,811
You got the kids! Good.
357
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,580
Don't be too hard on them, Tony.
358
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,948
Remember when you was a kid?
359
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,516
You got drunk on altar wine
360
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,152
and mooned the
Little Sisters of Hope.
361
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,989
You was so cute.
362
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:16,625
Yeah... Oh! Wow.
363
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,961
Yeah, well, uh, at
least I was home
364
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,329
on time for dinner,
Mrs. Rossini.
365
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,730
Hey, and by the
way, Mrs. Rossini,
366
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,099
this is my boss, Angela Bower.
367
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,134
Hello. Very nice to meet you.
368
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,435
What's that?
369
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,404
Speak up, honey,
I can't hear you.
370
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,972
She says you look much younger
371
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,107
than she thought.
372
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,075
Yeah?
373
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,845
Stay right there.
I'm coming down.
374
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,781
Hey, she hardly ever comes down.
375
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,316
Dad, when you said "baseball,"
376
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,484
does that mean softball too?
377
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,753
Samantha, how could
you run away like that
378
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,988
and take Jonathan with you?
379
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,324
Eh, oh. Oh, hey. I
didn't make him come.
380
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,526
I mean, I tried
to get rid of him.
381
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,694
Yeah, she tried to
push me off the train.
382
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:53,796
What!
383
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,432
It wasn't going yet!
384
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,599
Tony!
385
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,968
Hey, Mrs. Rossini!
386
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,305
Oh!
387
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,540
Is that a faccia, eh?
388
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,076
Yes, it certainly is.
389
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,978
Do you mind?
390
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,214
I never hugged a big-shot
advertising president before.
391
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,952
Oh... You feel a little thin.
392
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,376
She's not up tight,
Samantha. She's just hungry.
393
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,590
Well, tonight, you'll eat good.
394
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,624
You're staying for my ravioli.
395
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,926
I don't know...
396
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,661
Then it's settled. You'll
stay. Come on, kids.
397
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,497
You can help me take
the plastic off the furniture.
398
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,498
Hey, Mrs. Rossini,
399
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,899
we'll be back in a little while.
400
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,101
I'm gonna show Angela
the neighborhood.
401
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,169
I'll yell when dinner's ready.
402
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,104
And I'm sure we'll hear you.
403
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,139
Boy, it feels great to be back.
404
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,640
Taste that air.
405
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,981
Hey. See that?
406
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,782
That's where Sam was born.
407
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,951
Oh... Yeah, right there.
408
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,686
We lived right over
Mrs. Bonaduce.
409
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,254
The smells from her kitchen
410
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,555
on a Sunday
morning after Mass...
411
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,791
Oh, mama... Hey,
then we got rich,
412
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,394
and we moved to the West Side.
413
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,662
We should have stayed
where we were, you know,
414
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,232
because there, we lived
next to the Sosnowski twins.
415
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,601
One of them was
beating up Sam every day.
416
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,802
I would have
straightened it out,
417
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,004
but every time I caught him,
418
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,472
he told me he was his brother.
419
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,073
What do I know.
Maybe he was, huh?
420
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,275
Well, maybe that's
why she learned to fight.
421
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,277
Yeah, and tiptoe. Ha.
422
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,446
In this neighborhood...
in this neighborhood,
423
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,781
you gotta do what you gotta do.
424
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:23,185
Oh, you've got to see this.
This is Marty's Melody Room.
425
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,776
This is Brooklyn's answer to
the Connecticut Country Club.
426
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,625
It's very exclusive,
no WASPs allowed,
427
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,349
but it's okay... you're with me.
428
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:39,402
Hey, Tommy Pepsi! Billy Fingers.
429
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,802
Hey, guys, what do you say, huh?
430
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,004
Hey, Joey Mook.
431
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,705
Hey, what do you say, Tony?
432
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,842
Mr. Mook.
433
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,610
So, this is where
you hung out, huh?
434
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,811
Yeah, I practically
grew up here.
435
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,081
You kidding me?
Had my first beer here,
436
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,349
played my first pool here.
437
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,950
In fact, there's a
room in the back
438
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:55,974
where I first got...
439
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,022
Drunk.
440
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,512
Right.
441
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,026
Tony!
442
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,228
Hey, Theresa. Working days, huh?
443
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,098
"Hey, Theresa."
That's a greeting?
444
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,766
What ever happened
to "Hey, babycakes!"
445
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,368
Not right now, huh?
446
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,336
Babycakes?
447
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,238
So, Tony, who's this?
448
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,941
Uh... Theresa, meet Angela.
449
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,077
Angela, meet Theresa.
450
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,211
How do you do?
451
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,446
Oh, I get it.
452
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,781
You're the one with
the white picket fence.
453
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,084
I bet Tony's told you
a lot about me, huh?
454
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,286
Actually, he's hasn't
mentioned you at all.
455
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,955
Oh? So, how's it going up there?
456
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:36,192
You having any fun?
457
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:40,896
Guess not.
458
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,100
A guy could hurt himself
on those pointy hips.
459
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,068
Pointy hips? That's it.
460
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,703
Come on, let's get out of here.
461
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,704
Oh, no, no, no.
462
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,106
You promised to buy me a drink.
463
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,174
Can we order now, miss?
464
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,743
Sure. Let me guess. A Pink Lady?
465
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,479
That sounds lovely,
466
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,348
but I'd much prefer
a very dry martini.
467
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,782
Fine.
468
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,286
Would you like your olives plain
or you want me to stuff them?
469
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,822
Plain will be fine, thank you.
470
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,224
Yeah, and I'll
have a beer, okay?
471
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,159
Yeah, sure.
472
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,027
Gin on the rocks and draw one.
473
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,195
You got it.
474
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,863
So, Tony's working for you, huh?
475
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,098
That's right.
476
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,600
What exactly does he do?
477
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,934
Various things.
478
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,068
Yeah?
479
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,870
He used to do various
things for me too,
480
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:26,509
only I didn't have to pay him.
481
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,467
Hey, Theresa, why don't
you just go get the drinks, huh?
482
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,149
Lovely girl.
483
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,952
Yeah, well, she's sort of
let herself go, you know.
484
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,787
Hey, hey, try some of
these. These are great.
485
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,380
It's peanuts, pretzels
and Chees-O's.
486
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,628
Mm. What are the
little black things?
487
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,852
Oh, don't worry about
them. They can't eat much.
488
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,369
A martini for the boss
and a beer for the houseb...
489
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,338
Oh, let me get that. All
over your Lord and Taylor.
490
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,573
Hey, hey, that's enough.
491
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,143
Hey, I'm just doing
my job, all right?
492
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,711
Is he any good with a mop?
493
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,213
Very.
494
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,915
Yeah? I never heard
of a man keeping house.
495
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,417
Not a real man.
496
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,618
Hey, Theresa.
497
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,620
Why don't you just
put a lid on it, huh?
498
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,921
Look out, guys,
499
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,390
the housekeeper's
getting steamed.
500
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,081
What are you going to
do? Plump my pillows?
501
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,329
Come on, Tony. Show
us what you're made of.
502
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,431
Whip out your feather duster.
503
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,467
I think you're right. I
think we'd better go.
504
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,103
Tugboat Annie here
obviously is trying to bait us,
505
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,205
and I just refuse
to stoop to her level.
506
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,574
You're so right. Let's go.
507
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,276
Don't you want to
finish your drink?
508
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,877
Theresa, this is my boss.
509
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,079
Will you take it easy here?
510
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,436
Why not?
511
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,821
Oh! Oh.
512
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,224
What happened to "get control
513
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,693
and find some space"?
514
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,317
Huh?
515
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,721
Hello, Mrs. Bower.
516
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,974
Hi, kids.
517
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,443
How long have they been here?
518
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,245
Long enough.
519
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:47,883
That Madison Avenue must
be some tough neighborhood.
520
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:53,021
Kids, I want you to know
that what I did here was wrong.
521
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:57,159
I should have reasoned with
her, but instead, I lost control,
522
00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:00,562
and I gave into my
baser emotions, and...
523
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:05,901
You nailed the little
twit right in the chops.
524
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,770
Yeah.
525
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,239
I guess I did, didn't I?
526
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,240
Angela? Yeah?
527
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,409
I'm very ashamed of you.
528
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,577
Yeah?
529
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:18,079
No tennis for about
a month, I think.
530
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,147
Mom?
531
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,874
Maybe you could teach
me boxing lessons?
532
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,601
Well, I tell you,
you're gonna live,
533
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,604
but you're not gonna need
any eyeshadow on that side.
534
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:43,972
Ha ha, ha ha.
535
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,974
I still can't believe it.
536
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:50,713
My daughter, the bar brawler.
537
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,314
Listen, I've got a landlord
538
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,949
who's trying to raise my rent,
539
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,284
so, uh, what do
you say, Bruiser,
540
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:59,688
you think you could
lean on him a little?
541
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,524
I'm glad that the two
of you are amused,
542
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,193
but I am discussing a new
perfume campaign tomorrow.
543
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,729
How am I going to explain this?
544
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,796
Hey, I got it.
545
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,030
You can tell them
546
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,232
you wore some of their junk
547
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,501
and you had to fight
off a bunch of guys.
548
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,058
That's brilliant!
549
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,497
That's why you pay
me the big bucks.
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