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♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
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Tony, may I see
you for a minute?
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You rang, madam?
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Yes, Tony.
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Ever since you've been here,
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everything is just
spotless and immaculate.
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Dirt is my enemy.
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Well, I'm glad to hear that,
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because the enemy has
landed in my bedroom.
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Yeah, you know,
I don't want to...
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Shall we have a look?
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Yeah. Why not, I guess.
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Hey, this is
nice... really nice.
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Ah-ha! That proves it.
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You've never
been in here before.
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No. This is your
private chamber.
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Tony, you're the housekeeper,
and this is part of the house.
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Now, the private
chamber may be mine,
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but the dust is yours.
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I'm sorry. Hey, you want
me to come in here and clean,
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I'll come in here and clean.
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I want you to. I want you to.
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And, Tony, the same
thing goes for my bathroom.
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Oh, wait... a bathroom?
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I mean, don't you
have things in there
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that are too
personal to mention,
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you know, like, I don't
know, false eyelashes?
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I'll tell you what.
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If you find anything
too personal to mention,
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just clean it and
don't mention it.
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Come on.
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I'm not going in the bathroom...
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Well, this is it...
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the land that Tidy Bowl forgot.
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Gee, what a great tub, eh?
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I mean, a walrus
could bathe in there.
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Oh, no offense.
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It looks like one
has. No offense.
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Hey, it's done. Forget it.
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Hey, headphones, huh?
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Yeah, when I take a bath,
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I love to listen to
classical music.
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That's interesting.
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Bathing with Beethoven.
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You know, you're really lucky.
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I only have a shower.
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And sometimes, I love
to take bubbles baths.
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Really? You, in a bubble bath?
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I always pictured
you in the shower.
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I mean... if I
pictured you at all,
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I would picture your
type in a shower.
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I get the picture.
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Now let's talk laundry.
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Oh, wait a minute. Laundry!
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Don't you have your
dainties in there?
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Tony, um, I am the president
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of the 12th largest
advertising agency
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in the country.
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They expect me to
wear clean underwear.
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Okay, coach, what do I do?
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Well, uh, most of this stuff
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you can just throw
in the machine,
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but these, um,
these silk things...
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and, um, these stockings,
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you'll have to
wash those by hand.
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You don't really want me to
wash your skivvies, do you?
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Tony, this is all
part of the job.
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If I were working for you,
I'd wash your whatevers.
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My whatevers ain't pink.
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All right, look, why
don't you show me
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where to put
these little suckers
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after I'm finished washing them?
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Come with me.
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Well, um... These...
go in this drawer.
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And these... go in this drawer.
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I see.
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And, uh... These...
go in this drawer.
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And now I think you'd
better take me to the train.
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Hold it.
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You know you got this
laid out all wrong, don't you?
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I mean, what's the first thing
you put on when you get dressed?
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, I mean, since
you invited me in here,
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I figured I'll streamline
the place a little bit.
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Well, if you must know,
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the first thing that
I put on are my...
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underpants.
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And then what?
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And then my bra, and
then my pantyhose.
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That's what I thought.
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You're doing this all wrong.
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You're wasting valuable time.
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I mean, look.
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First, you got to come over here
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to put on your panties, right,
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then you got to come
over here to put on your bra,
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and then you've got to
chug way back over here
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to put on your pantyhose.
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What were you
before you came here,
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a female impersonator?
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Can't you see you're wasting
10, 15 seconds of your life
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every morning?
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I want this place to run
like a well-oiled machine.
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If you had it your way,
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I'd be getting dressed
on a conveyor belt.
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Not a bad idea.
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No, no, no, Jonathan.
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First, you put on your jacket,
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then you put on your gloves.
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That's not how
my mother does it.
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All right, gang.
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Now keep your eyes
open for that school bus.
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I'll be back in six minutes.
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Oh, that's all right, Sam.
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I'll finish that.
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Have a good day at school, dear.
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Bye, Mrs. Bower.
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Well, do you remember
our multiplication tables?
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What is six times eight?
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Sixty-four.
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No, no, sweetheart.
Six times eight is 48.
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You keep repeating
that to the bus driver.
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He's the one who
told me it was 64.
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I'm sure he meant well.
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I love you.
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Don't forget we're going
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to the parents' meeting tonight.
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I won't forget,
sweetheart. Bye-bye.
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Parents' meeting?
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You didn't tell me about
any parents' meeting.
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I brought home
the notice last week.
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You never showed it to me.
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Well, I can't think
of everything.
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Jonathan, come here.
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Sweetheart,
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there's a very important
board meeting tonight
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and mommy is the president.
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And... and so I
have to be there.
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You see, it's like
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if you had a birthday party,
you'd have to be there.
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So I'm sorry,
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but I won't be able
to be there tonight.
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Do you understand?
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Okay, I understand.
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Are you sure?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, thank you, sweetheart.
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Thanks.
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I'll be the only kid whose
mother doesn't care.
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Hey, Mona.
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The last of the red-hot
co-eds. Watch out.
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Well, you know what they say.
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It's never too
late to matriculate.
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Hey.
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Thanks for fixing my lunch.
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Yeah. You got it, baby.
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You know I take care of
all my school kids. I know.
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Oh, it is such a joy
immersing myself in academia.
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I spent hours in the library
re-reading my notes on Freud.
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What a brilliant mind.
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He saw filth in everything.
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So do I.
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Well, I'm going to go
have an after-school snack.
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All that talk about
fruit cakes and nuts
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made me hungry.
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Hi.
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Hi right back.
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I hate to bother you,
but my car broke down.
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Could I use your phone
to call the auto club?
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Yeah, sure.
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Come on.
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It's right over here.
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I really appreciate it.
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What a pretty place.
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Did your wife do this herself?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not
married. I just work here.
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I see.
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Yeah, the phone...
The phone is over there.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I'll just get this
out of the way.
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Hey, I got a pot
of coffee going.
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You want a cup.
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No thanks. I'm fine.
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That's for sure.
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Do you happen to be Italian?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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Takes one to know one.
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You're Italian too?
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Yeah. Right down to
my Fettuccini Alfredo.
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And I happen to know
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this terrific little
Italian restaurant.
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Are you free tonight?
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Wow. You don't waste any...
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I'll pick you up at 6:00.
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Time, do you?
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Hey, by the way, I'm Tony.
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I'm Cindy.
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah.
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Hey, where're you going?
What about the auto club?
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Oh, well, that was
just a little white lie
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so we could get acquainted.
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Yeah?
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Worked great.
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Yeah, it did, didn't it?
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Gee, I love when
they come to your door.
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Hey, Tony. Tony,
where's the carrot juice?
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We're out of it.
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Professor Morrell.
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How nice to see
you outside of class.
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Professor?
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Mona?
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It's nice to see you.
Do you live here?
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No, no. My daughter does.
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Tony's my... kind of
my housekeeper-in-law.
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You work for Mona's daughter?
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Yeah, you know.
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She brings home
the bacon and I fry it.
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That's nice.
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Well, looking forward, Tony.
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See you in class, Mona.
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How do you like
that? A professor.
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The closest I ever
came to a professor
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was when I changed
buses at Brooklyn College.
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And she's not just a professor,
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she's a Fellow of
Clinical Psychology.
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I'm dating a Fellow.
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Hey, wait...
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You have a date
with my professor?
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Well, yeah.
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Well... She is just about to
grade my mid-term exam.
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Put a smile on her face, Tony.
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I feel an A coming on, Mona.
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Hey, look, I want a good grade,
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but don't hurt yourself.
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Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Angela's working tonight
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and I'm supposed
to sit with the kids.
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No problem. I'll cover for you.
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I'll scratch your back,
you scratch hers.
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Mona, I love you.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, hey. Look who's home.
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Hey, give me that
box. Ho, give me a kiss.
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How was school, honey?
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Great. Fabulous.
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I struck out five
and I walked one.
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That's great, but
what about class?
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Oh. I won the baseball pool.
262
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,571
See you.
263
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,207
How about you, champ?
How was your day?
264
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,443
Chris Peterson
kept picking on me.
265
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,845
Yeah? Well, why
don't you pick back?
266
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,046
She's tougher than I am.
267
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,202
Oh.
268
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,187
Ew. That looks awful.
269
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,689
How can you drink that stuff?
270
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,823
I can't.
271
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,825
It's for you, for your big date.
272
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,762
It's a high potency drink.
273
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,896
Yeah? Yeah.
274
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,632
To give you a lot of
energy and stamina.
275
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,635
It's got protein powder,
and some raw eggs,
276
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,105
and 800 units of Vitamin E.
277
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,374
Here, drink up.
278
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,176
Why didn't you just
throw an oyster in it?
279
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,900
I did.
280
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,382
Here I am, Jonathan.
281
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,317
Hi, Mom.
282
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,786
Aren't you surprised to see me?
283
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,822
No. You live here.
284
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,625
Sweetheart, I cancelled
the board meeting,
285
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,360
and I cancelled
all my dinner plans
286
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,497
just so that you and I could
go to the parents' night together.
287
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,765
Wasn't that nice of me?
288
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,101
I guess so, but I
made a mistake.
289
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,645
Parents' night is next week.
290
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,444
Jonathan, I'm going to
sell you to the gypsies.
291
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,081
Wow, I like gypsies.
292
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,216
I will not be upset.
293
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,018
I will not explode.
294
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,787
I will go upstairs and
drown myself in a hot tub.
295
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,255
Tell Tony I'm home for dinner.
296
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,880
Right, Mom.
297
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,953
I think I'll go up and
catch a nice hot shower.
298
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,000
You know, wouldn't
a nice hot bath
299
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,001
be nice right about now?
300
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,870
Well, why don't you take one?
301
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,872
You know why.
302
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,673
I mean, the only tub is
in Angela's bathroom.
303
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,875
Well, what difference
does it make?
304
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,277
She won't be home for hours.
305
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,678
Go on.
306
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,480
You know, a hot date
deserves a hot bath.
307
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,382
Ooh... I like this woman.
308
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,018
You really think she won't mind?
309
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,187
No, no. I'll talk to
her about it later.
310
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,223
Oh, Mona, I love you.
You're the greatest.
311
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,412
I know.
312
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:41,886
♪ Hi-ho, hi-ho It's
off to bathe I go... ♪
313
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,106
♪ Going down the path
With my bubble bath ♪
314
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,307
♪ Hi-ho... ♪
315
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,496
♪ Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi... ♪
316
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,344
♪ Hi-ho... ♪♪
317
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,302
Holy smoke!
318
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,593
Hey, look. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
319
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:12,829
I'm sorry. I'm...
320
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,831
Okay, okay, okay,
you're sorry, you're sorry.
321
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,032
Hey, look, I didn't
see anything.
322
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,033
You saw everything.
323
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,600
I've got a lousy memory.
324
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,391
Oh, sure.
325
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,709
I was looking at your headset.
326
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,012
Oh, I'll just bet you were.
327
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,413
By the way, what were you doing
328
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,383
coming into my bathroom
with your robe and your soap
329
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,819
and your rub-a-dub-dub brush?
330
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,089
Well, I was going
to sort of take a bath.
331
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,158
Sort of take a bath?
332
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,626
Gee, I don't have a tub.
All I have is a shower.
333
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,029
Aw, poor baby.
334
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,164
And where in the Constitution
335
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,565
does it guarantee life, liberty,
336
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,033
and the pursuit
of a bubble bath?
337
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,501
I didn't even know
you were there.
338
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,103
I mean, why didn't
you lock the door?
339
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,806
Because I'm not used to having
people wander into my bathroom.
340
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,609
Oh, yeah. Well, you're the one
who told me to come on in there.
341
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,678
"You're the housekeeper.
This is part of the house."
342
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,881
Oh. Are you in the habit of
cleaning in your bathrobe?
343
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,682
All right, so I wasn't cleaning.
344
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:07,950
But I might have been cleaning,
345
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:08,951
and if I was cleaning,
346
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:09,986
I still would have seen
347
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,154
what I saw when
I wasn't cleaning.
348
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,622
What?
349
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,858
Why didn't you just tell me
you were coming home early?
350
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,459
What is this, a new
rule around here?
351
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,660
I don't even have enough dinner.
352
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,296
You know, I'm one
Cornish game hen short.
353
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,497
I'll shorten your game hen.
354
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,532
Oh, come on, Angela,
this was an accident.
355
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,334
Why don't we just
pretend it never happened?
356
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,903
Well, that's easy
for you to say.
357
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,804
You're the person
who did the ogling.
358
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,008
I'm the person who got ogled.
359
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,742
Yeah, but, look, nobody knows.
360
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,843
It's just our little secret.
361
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:39,315
Oh, Angela, so
what's the big deal?
362
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:44,053
So Tony saw your bare buns.
363
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,722
Oh, wonderful,
Mother. Wonderful.
364
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,491
Now, why don't we just tell
everyone in Connecticut?
365
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,993
"Tony saw Angela naked."
366
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,661
"Tony saw Angela naked."
367
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,386
"Tony saw Angela naked."
368
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,771
You must be Angela.
369
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,074
Hello?
370
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,376
Who are you, and what
are you doing at my door?
371
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,178
I'm Cindy Morrell. I
came to pick up Tony.
372
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,547
This is my date.
373
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,215
Won't you come in?
374
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,117
Well, won't you come in?
375
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,343
Will we be keeping
our clothes on?
376
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,962
Talk to Mona. I'll be a minute.
377
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,630
Tony, what is going on here?
378
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,132
I feel like I'm losing control.
379
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,300
I can't come home early,
380
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,368
I can't take a bath,
381
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,170
I can't even yell out
my own front door.
382
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,172
Me and my date will
get out of your hair.
383
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,508
And that's another thing.
What's all this about a date?
384
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,909
I can't have a social life?
385
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,245
I mean, why, because I saw
you naked, I'm grounded?
386
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,714
You are supposed to
sit with the kids tonight.
387
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:46,915
I know. I know.
388
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,985
Your mother said she
would cover. My mother?
389
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:49,986
Yeah. Your mother.
390
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,253
My mother?
391
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,189
Who's the boss around
here? Me or my mother?
392
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,679
Or maybe it's you.
393
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,095
You've got to excuse us.
394
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,762
We were just having
a little pow-wow.
395
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,966
Yes, just settling a little
private household matter.
396
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,067
You mean the one
397
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,802
you were shouting
out the front door?
398
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,804
Could we just drop
the whole thing?
399
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,639
No.
400
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,641
That is avoidance.
401
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,211
You see, you have to
nip these things in the bud,
402
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,912
or else they'll fester,
403
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,647
like a bug ugly boil
404
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,282
that you have to
prick with a pin.
405
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,118
Lovely, Mother, lovely.
406
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,819
Oh, thank you, Angela.
407
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,521
And what would you do
408
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,123
in a situation like
this, professor?
409
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,092
I'd go to dinner.
410
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,494
You're a professor? Of what?
411
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,063
I have my PhD in
Clinical Psychology.
412
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,154
She's no dummy.
413
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,834
Mona, maybe some time
414
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,070
you could stage a
little psycho drama
415
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,871
and help these two people
work through their problems.
416
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,708
You are going to
love psycho drama.
417
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,913
It's like dinner
theater for whackos.
418
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,115
Here, now, this is
what we're going to do...
419
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,351
Mona, Mona, Mona, I
didn't mean right now.
420
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,653
Tony, we do have reservations.
421
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,088
So do I. Lots of them.
422
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,822
Angela, Angela,
423
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,425
this is just going
to take a minute.
424
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,494
See, now, you feel
foolish and violated
425
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,863
because of what happened, see,
426
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,933
and Tony, Tony feel
embarrassed and guilty.
427
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,568
Yeah, yeah.
428
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,802
Right.
429
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,204
I'd like to get off the hook.
430
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,405
Oh, I'll bet you would.
431
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,407
Oh, good. I'm going
to be the director.
432
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,942
All right, professor?
433
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,277
All right, Mona, but hurry.
434
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,945
All right.
435
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,014
Now, Angela, let's say
that you walked in on Tony.
436
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,749
But I didn't, Mother.
437
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,618
Well, let's say you did.
438
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:34,056
Tony, you are in the
bathtub taking a nice bath...
439
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,657
so why don't you do that for us?
440
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,059
Oh, Mother, this
is just ridiculous.
441
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,850
Oh, Angela, get with the game.
442
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,401
All right, now,
Tony, make it real.
443
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,525
What do you do when
you're taking a bath?
444
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,710
Are you enjoying it?
445
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,978
Yeah, I'm really into this.
446
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,280
My fingers are
starting to wrinkle here.
447
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,281
Good.
448
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,282
Now the bath is over.
449
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,883
Oh, Mona, I just got in the tub.
450
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,842
Get out of the bath
and start drying off, huh?
451
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,190
All right,
452
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,760
now, Angela, here you
are approaching the door,
453
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,997
you see, you have no idea
what's on the other side.
454
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,965
Okay, start your move.
455
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,167
I don't know. I feel silly.
456
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:22,138
This is the moment of truth.
457
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,740
This is the bathroom door.
458
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,244
Now, you are going to
open the door and walk in.
459
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,833
Go get him.
460
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,640
Hey!
461
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,395
What are you laughing at?
462
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:50,132
I can see through your towel.
463
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,767
Why didn't you knock?
464
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,170
Well, why don't
you lock the door?
465
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,638
Because I don't have the key.
466
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,839
Oh, yeah? Here.
467
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,863
Gotcha!
468
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,479
You did that on purpose, Angela.
469
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,480
Cut.
470
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,282
That's it.
471
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,451
Now, don't you
feel better, Angela?
472
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,486
No.
473
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,820
Tony?
474
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:16,124
I feel used and cheap.
475
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,827
I don't understand this.
476
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,063
Don't be discouraged, Mona.
477
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,064
When you're dealing with
478
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,832
a repressed
personality like this,
479
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,334
it takes time.
480
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,890
Shall we go, Tony?
481
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,540
Repressed personality?
482
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,911
Uh, she was speaking clinically.
483
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,279
I see.
484
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,448
Well, speaking clinically,
485
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,817
how would you feel if
Tony walked in on you?
486
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,201
It wouldn't bother
me in the least.
487
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,591
Oh, come on.
488
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,826
It would bother anyone
with a sense of modesty.
489
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:55,130
I wonder if we're talking
about modesty here
490
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:58,021
or subconscious exhibitionism.
491
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,610
We do tend to write
our own little scripts.
492
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,303
Are you saying that I
wanted him to see me?
493
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,851
Well, you did broadcast
it to half of Connecticut:
494
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,985
"Tony saw me naked."
495
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,843
I bet that really got
your juices going.
496
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:29,030
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's a little rough, huh?
497
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,388
Let's go, Tony.
498
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,803
You coming?
499
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,827
Nah. Maybe you'd
better go by yourself.
500
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,231
Oh, I get it. She's your boss.
501
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,371
Yeah, she's my boss,
but she's also good people.
502
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,023
I'm really sorry you
feel that way, Tony.
503
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,992
You don't know
what you're missing.
504
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,482
It's a chance I'll have to take.
505
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,895
I guess I can kiss my A goodbye.
506
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,244
I'm sorry if I ruined
your evening.
507
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,747
And miss one gorgeous
college professor.
508
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,771
Another one will
be by any minute.
509
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,520
I'll tell you what,
510
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,289
we need some management
labor negotiations.
511
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,025
You can definitely use the tub
512
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,794
when I am definitely not in it.
513
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,596
And I will definitely
knock before I come in.
514
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,665
And if I'm going to come
home unexpectedly for dinner,
515
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,066
I'll definitely call.
516
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,568
And I'll keep
something in the freezer,
517
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,570
just for you, in
case you forget.
518
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:42,971
And one other thing,
about my underwear...
519
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:46,007
Angela... The special
handwashed stuff.
520
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,643
Yeah, I know.
521
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,667
I'll do it myself.
522
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,646
Deal?
523
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,404
Definitely deal. Oh, yeah.
524
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,019
My faith in psychology
525
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,223
was never shaken
for a single moment.
526
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,847
I knew this would work out.
527
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,666
You really shrunk
us good, didn't you?
528
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,368
I did, didn't I?
529
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,003
This is a wonderful moment.
530
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,005
It's the first time I feel
like we're real family.
531
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,106
A family?
532
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,008
Yeah. After all,
533
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,677
we're the only three
people in the world
534
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,368
that know about your mole!
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