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( Heavy Metal
music on radio )
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( man )
♪ SATAN'S GOT
SOME BOOKS TO SELL ♪
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♪ THE INK IS BLOOD
AND IT'S PRINTED IN HELL ♪
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♪ TURN UP THE VOLUME
OF SATANICA ♪
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♪ BRING YOUR SOUL
AND YOUR HARMONICA ♪
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♪ YEAH...
ENCYCLOPEDIA ♪
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AAAH !
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OOOF !
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WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ?
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( wheezing )
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HELLO ?
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IF SOMEBODY'S THERE,
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
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TAKE ME BACK
TO YOUR CABIN
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AND MAKE ME YOUR
SEX SLAVE IF YOU MUST.
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DRESS ME UP LIKE
A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL,
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TELL ME I'M NAUGHTY AND
THEN PADDLE ME OH SO HARD,
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BUT PLEASE
DON'T KILL ME.
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OH, IT'S JUST A BEAVER.
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WHO'S A PRETTY
LITTLE BEAVER ?
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YOU ARE.
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HEY, WHY ARE YOU ALL
GLOWIN' THERE, LITTLE FELLA--
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AAAH... !
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OWW... AAAH !
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STUPID GLOWING BEAVER
BIT ME !
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HMM, THAT'S ODD.
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I SUDDENLY HAVE A STRONG
DESIRE TO CHEW WOOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK I'M GONNA BUILD A DAM.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A LOT OF FUN.
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I'VE NEVER
BUILT A DAM BEFORE.
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WHAT... IS GOING... ON ?
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WHAT'S...
HAPPENING... TO ME ?
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( growling )
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( wheezing )
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AAAHHH !!
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♪ Stripperella ♪
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♪ Stripperella ♪
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( wolf whistle )
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( cheering )
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AND THEN, EARLIER TODAY,
I WENT TO EL MEDO BURRITO
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AND GOT ONE OF THEM
TWO-POUND BEAN BURRITOS
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AND I HAVE JUST HAD
THE WORST DIARRHEA.
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THAT'S FUNNY
"THE WORST DIARRHEA."
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN HAVE
THE BEST DIARRHEA.
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DIARRHEA'S
DIARRHEA.
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HA HA HA...
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LET'S HEAR IT
FOR EROTICA...
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MAKE SURE YOU
TIP HER GOOD, FELLAS,
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'CAUSE SHE OWES ME THREE DOLLARS
FROM LUNCH THE OTHER DAY.
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OKAY, SIR,
THAT WILL BE $20,
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PLUS ANY GRATUITY WOULD BE
MUCH APPRECIATED.
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SIR, I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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THAT'S RUDE, I WOULD
APPRECIATE A RESPONSE.
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SIR ?
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( gasps )
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( crying )
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S DEAD !
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( sobbing )
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OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE !
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I KNOW, HE SEEMED SO YOUNG
AND FULL OF LIFE.
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LIFE, SCHMIFE,
WE ARE GONNA GET SUED !
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I FEEL AWFUL.
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I NEVER KILLED
ANYONE BEFORE !
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THAT POOR DEAD MAN !
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GISELLE,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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I MEAN, SURE, YOU'RE
THE ONE THAT EXCITED HIM
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AND THAT'S WHAT TRIGGERED
HIS HEART ATTACK,
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BUT IT COULD HAVE
BEEN ANY OF US.
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WELL...
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WE SHOULD PROBABLY
TAKE DOWN THAT SIGN.
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( woman )
WOW...
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THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
ON A DARK AND FOGGY NIGHT
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SO FAR AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION
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THAT NO ONE COULD HEAR US SCREAM
IF SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED.
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IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
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( loud bellow )
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WHAT WAS THAT ?
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I DON'T KNOW,
I HEARD IT, TOO.
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WELL, GO SEE WHAT IT WAS.
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( howl )
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JUST OUT WALKING MY DOG.
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SORRY ABOUT
THE CREEPY HOWLING.
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( growl )
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JUST OUT WALKING
MY PET BEAR.
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SORRY ABOUT
THE CREEPY GROWLING.
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( fast chewing )
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( screaming )
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THIS SCULPTURE IS AN
ALMOST PERFECT RECREATION
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OF AN ACTUAL TREE.
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THE ARTIST CUT DOWN
AND USED THE WOOD
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FROM OVER 500
ACTUAL REDWOODS
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TO CONSTRUCT THIS MAJESTIC
TRIBUTE TO TREES.
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WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
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I, MAYOR SAMUELSON
GIVE TO YOU
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THE GIANT WOODY !
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AHHH...
AHHH...
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( gnawing )
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( screaming )
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I THINK THIS WAS A SIGN.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO HANG UP MY G-STRING
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AND GO INTO POLITICS
OR SOMETHING.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ?
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YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP,
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT !
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THINK OF ALL THE GUYS THAT
YOU'VE GIVEN LAP DANCES TO
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THAT HAVEN'T DIED.
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( sobbing )
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OH, HAROLD, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO GO TO THE STRIP CLUB.
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MA'AM, I WAS THE ONE THAT
ACCIDENTALLY LAP-DANCED
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YOUR HUSBAND TO DEATH.
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AND, IF IT'S
ANY CONSOLATION,
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HE SEEMED REAL HAPPY
RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED.
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( sobbing louder )
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ALSO, I REALLY BELIEVE HE
KNEW IT WAS HIS TIME TO GO.
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IN FACT,
HIS LAST WORDS WERE,
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"JESUS, I'M COMING,
HERE I COME !
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OH, GOD,
JESUS, HERE I COME !"
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EXCUSE ME WIDOW-- MA'AM,
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I AM THE MANAGER
HERE AT THE TENDERLOINS
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AND I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS
MY SINCERE CONDOLENCES
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AND SAY THAT IF THERE IS
ANYTHING WE CAN DO,
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PLEASE DON'T
HESITATE TO ASK.
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BY THE WAY,
THIS IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES
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AN ADMISSION OF GUILT
OR CULPABILITY
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EITHER FINANCIAL OR LEGAL.
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( beeping & vibrating )
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AGENT 69 HERE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON,
CHIEF ?
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A GIANT BEAVER IS
THREATENING THE WELL-BEING
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OF THE CITIZENS OF
OUR GREAT CITY.
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WHAT ?
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DID YOU SAY
"GIANT BEAVER" ?
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CALM DOWN, GET A GRIP
ON YOURSELF, DAMN IT !
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THIS IS NO TIME TO PANIC !
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I'M NOT PANICKING,
I'M MERELY ASKING IF--
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WELL, YOU SHOULD BE
PANICKING !
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THIS IS
A SERIOUS SITUATION.
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PEOPLE AND ANYTHING MADE OF
WOOD ARE IN DANGER !
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THE BEAVER'S ALREADY
ATTACKED SEVERAL LUMBER YARDS
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BUILT SEVERAL SUBPAR DAMS
THAT AREN'T UP TO CODE
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AND DEVOURED
THE ENTIRE WOODWIND SECTION
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OF THE PHILHARMONIC
ORCHESTRA !
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THAT'S AWFUL !
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I KNOW...
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I HAD TICKETS FOR
TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
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NOW, GET OUT THERE
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AND DO SOMETHING
SUPERHERO/SECRET-AGENTY.
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( snoring )
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WHAT'S GOING ON ?
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IT'S SOME SORT
OF ANIMAL !
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KIDS, QUICK,
CLIMB OUT !
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I CAN'T HOLD ON
MUCH LONGER !
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WOW, YOU'RE
STRIPPERELLA !
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I KNOW.
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PLEASE CLIMB OUT.
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HURRY !
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ARE YOU KIDS OKAY ?
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I GUESS SO.
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YOU RUINED
OUR BIKES !
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I SAVED YOUR LIVES.
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YEAH, BUT YOU
RUINED OUR BIKES !
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ARGH...
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'VE GOTTA GO BAG A BEAVER.
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HEY, BEAVER,
WANT SOME WOOD ?
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( growling )
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SUPER HAIRSPRAY,
DO YOUR STUFF !
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GOTCHA !
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
THAT HAIRSPRAY IS ULTRA-HOLD.
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PLUS, IT HAS
ENRICHED VITAMIN COMPLEX
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TO HELP KEEP YOUR HAIR
SHINY AND BRIGHT.
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YEAH !
YEAH !
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YEAH, BOY, STRIPPERELLA
CAUGHT THE BEAVER !
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NOW LET'S KILL IT !
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I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT IT.
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THERE'S
NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE.
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HE'S DESTROYING
OUR CITY.
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HE'S A DANGER TO OUR
CHILDREN AND OUR WOOD !
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( man )
HE RAISED OUR TAXES
REALLY HIGH !
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ISN'T THIS THE MOB
TO RECALL THE MAYOR ?
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NO, THIS IS THE MOB TO
DESTROY THE GIANT BEAVER.
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OH, SORRY, WRONG MOB.
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( chanting )
KILL THE BEAVER,
KILL THE BEAVER...
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( grunting )
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STOP,
YOU'RE HURTING IT !
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JA, STRIPPERELLA, GET IT
WITH YOUR LASER LIPSTICK !
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( old lady )
LOOK, HE'S GETTIN' AWAY !
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STRIPPERELLA LET HIM
GET AWAY !
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BOOO !
BOOO !
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( man )
I KNOW WE'RE ALL
CONCERNED, AND WELL,
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Y'KNOW, A LITTLE BAFFLED ABOUT
THE GIANT, SIX-FOOT BEAVER
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THAT'S BEEN TERRORIZING
OUR COMMUNITY.
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YEAH, UH, MAYOR,
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I JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE
THAT WE STILL NEED VOLUNTEERS
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FOR THE BAKE SALE
THIS WEEKEND.
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MITCHELL, NOW IS REALLY
NOT THE TIME.
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WE ARE DEALING WITH
A MORE PRESSING ISSUE.
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NOW, FOR ALL WE KNOW,
THERE WON'T BE A BAKE SALE.
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YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL
THE BAKE SALE ?
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NO, NOW,
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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WELL, I KINDA NEED TO KNOW.
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IT TAKES ME A LONG TIME TO
MAKE MY DELICIOUS POPOVERS
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AND I WAS GONNA
START TONIGHT.
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FORGET THE DAMN POPOVERS !
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT THE BEAVER !
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YEAH !
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STRIPPERELLA SURE
AIN'T GONNA HELP US,
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SHE LET THE BEAVER GO !
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I HAD TO LET IT GO--
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I MEAN,
SHE HAD TO LET IT GO.
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PROBABLY BECAUSE THE ANGRY MOB
WAS TRYING TO KILL IT.
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I'M SURE IF STRIPPERELLA
WERE HERE-- AND SHE'S NOT--
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SHE WOULD SAY THAT THE BEAVER IS
JUST A POOR DEFENSELESS ANIMAL
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WHO PROBABLY HAS NO IDEA
THAT IT'S CAUSING ANY HARM.
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THEN, SHE WOULD SAY THAT
WE NEED TO FIND A WAY
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TO CAPTURE IT, HUMANELY.
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YEAH, LET'S
CAPTURE IT HUMANELY !
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THEN WE CAN TORTURE
AND KILL IT.
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YOU KINDA
MISSED THE POINT.
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THE BEAVER'S A MENACE,
IT HAS TO BE KILLED !
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IT ATE MY HOUSE !
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IT DAMMED UP
MY SWIMMING POOL !
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HE DEVOURED ME' PEGLEG !
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ARGH !
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I WAS ONCE BITTEN
BY AN ODD, GLOWING BEAVER,
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SO I KNOW, FIRST HAND,
HOW DANGEROUS THEY CAN BE.
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IT HAS TO BE KILLED !
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COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S ALL CHANT !
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KILL THE BEAVER...
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( all )
KILL THE BEAVER,
KILL THE BEAVER,
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KILL THE BEAVER !
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NOW, JUST THE GIRLS.
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( all girls )
KILL THE BEAVER,
KILL THE BEAVER,
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KILL THE BEAVER !
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( nails screeching )
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I'LL KILL
YOUR BEAVER FOR YA,
234
00:11:25,732 --> 00:11:27,298
BUT IT'S GONNA COST YA.
235
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,265
WHO'S THAT ?
236
00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:30,100
THAT'S LANCE SHAW,
BEAVER HUNTER.
237
00:11:30,202 --> 00:11:32,969
HE'S GOTTEN MORE TAIL
THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER MET.
238
00:11:33,072 --> 00:11:35,939
FOR $1,500 I'LL
CATCH 'ER AND KILL 'ER.
239
00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:39,341
FOR $2,000 I'LL CATCH 'ER,
KILL 'ER, SKIN HER
240
00:11:39,443 --> 00:11:41,009
AND COOK 'ER UP FOR DINNER.
241
00:11:41,111 --> 00:11:43,445
EWW, WHO WOULD
WANNA EAT BEAVER ?
242
00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:46,014
FOR $3,000 I'LL CATCH HER,
KILL HER, COOK HER
243
00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:48,215
AND MAKE HER SKIN
INTO A BIKINI.
244
00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:51,952
FOR $27.95, I'LL DO ALL THAT
WHILE WEARING A DRESS.
245
00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:54,654
SO, DO WE HAVE A DEAL ?
246
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,657
WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE,
YOU'RE HIRED.
247
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,225
KILL THE BEAVER
KILL THE BEAVER
248
00:11:58,327 --> 00:11:59,759
KILL THE BEAVER--
KILL THE BEAVER
249
00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:01,293
KILL THE BEAVER
KILL THE BEAVER
250
00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:02,996
KILL THE BEAVER--
KILL THE BEAVER
251
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,197
WAIT ! WE CAN
CATCH IT SAFELY.
252
00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:06,532
( all )
SORRY, LADY,
253
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,100
WE WANT THE BEAVER DEAD !
254
00:12:09,202 --> 00:12:12,637
KILL THE BEAVER,
KILL THE BEAVER...
255
00:12:16,509 --> 00:12:17,775
THAT'S SOME BEAVER SHOT.
256
00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:20,744
THAT IS THE BIGGEST, HAIRIEST
BEAVER I'VE EVER SEEN.
257
00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,414
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
TO CAPTURE THE BEAVER
258
00:12:24,516 --> 00:12:25,749
BEFORE THE BEAVER HUNTER
KILLS IT
259
00:12:25,851 --> 00:12:27,317
AND COOKS IT
AND SKINS IT
260
00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:29,352
AND TURNS ITS HIDE
INTO A BIKINI !
261
00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:31,388
( Agent 14 )
AH, IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE THAT SIMPLE.
262
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,788
AH, SPECIAL AGENT 14.
263
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:34,156
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
264
00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:37,626
WE'VE TAKEN SAMPLES OF
THE BEAVER'S SALIVA AND D.N.A.
265
00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,927
AND WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT
WE ARE NOT DEALING WITH
266
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:43,297
JUST A REGULAR,
ORDINARY GIANT EVIL BEAVER.
267
00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:47,367
WHAT WE HAVE HERE
IS A WEREBEAVER.
268
00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:48,902
WEREBEAVER ?
269
00:12:49,004 --> 00:12:51,638
THE LEGEND SAYS THAT A MAN WHO
IS BITTEN BY THE WEREBEAVER
270
00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:54,108
WILL HIMSELF
BECOME A WEREBEAVER
271
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:57,343
WHEN THE MOON IS A 3/4
WAXING CRESCENT.
272
00:12:57,445 --> 00:12:59,045
IF THIS REALLY
IS A WEREBEAVER,
273
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,013
THEN WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO TURN HIM BACK INTO A MAN.
274
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,582
THEN I CAN HURT HIM
AS MUCH AS I WANT
275
00:13:02,684 --> 00:13:03,815
AND NOT FEEL BAD.
276
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,216
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS FIND HIM.
277
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,618
BINGO !
278
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,287
MIDNIGHT TONIGHT AT
JOLLY LAND AMUSEMENT PARK.
279
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,089
THE GRAND OPENING OF
THE EXTREMINATOR,
280
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,759
THE WORLD'S LARGEST ROLLER
COASTER MADE ENTIRELY OF WOOD.
281
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:16,994
WELL, STRIPPERELLA,
282
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,629
I THINK YOUR BEAVER
IS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED.
283
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,665
DARN IT !
284
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:25,001
HMM, NUMBER TWO.
285
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,268
HEY, LARRY,
HOW'S IT SHAKING ?
286
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,537
OH, MAN,
I HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
287
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:29,971
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
288
00:13:30,073 --> 00:13:31,873
THIS MORNING
I WOKE UP IN THE WOODS
289
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:35,009
I WAS NAKED AND COVERED
IN SAWDUST AND BLOOD
290
00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:37,010
AND MY FACE
WAS FULL OF SPLINTERS
291
00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:39,046
AND MY BREATH
SMELLED LIKE WOOD.
292
00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:40,081
OH, NO BIG DEAL,
293
00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:41,348
THAT HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
294
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,815
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET OFF WORK.
295
00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:44,751
I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THAT NEW
ROLLER COASTER AT JOLLY LAND.
296
00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:45,919
WANNA GO ?
297
00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:47,654
OH, NO THANKS, LAST TIME
I WENT ON A ROLLER COASTER
298
00:13:47,756 --> 00:13:50,255
I WAS SITTING BEHIND
THIS OVERWEIGHT LADY
299
00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:51,590
WHO'S SEAT BELT BROKE,
300
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:53,192
AND WE WENT THROUGH
ONE OF THOSE LOW TUNNELS
301
00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:55,127
AND SHE GOT DECAPITATED.
302
00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,929
I SPENT THE REST OF THE RIDE
WITH HER SEVERED HEAD IN MY LAP
303
00:13:58,031 --> 00:13:59,030
AND, SINCE THEN,
304
00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:01,332
I'VE JUST HAD THIS THING
ABOUT ROLLER COASTERS.
305
00:14:01,434 --> 00:14:02,266
AND OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE.
306
00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:03,567
YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANNA GO ?
307
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,736
THE ROLLER COASTER'S MADE
ENTIRELY OUT OF WOOD.
308
00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:07,704
CAN YOU IMAGINE
HOW MUCH WOOD THEY USED ?
309
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,940
I MEAN, JUST THINK ABOUT
ALL THAT WOOD.
310
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,308
WOOD, HUH ?
311
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,742
HEY, IT'S A LITTLE
STUFFY IN HERE.
312
00:14:12,845 --> 00:14:16,312
WHY DON'T I OPEN THE WINDOW
AND LET A LITTLE MOONLIGHT IN.
313
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:19,915
SURE, A LITTLE MOONLIGHT
WOULD BE NICE.
314
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,150
WOW, LOOK AT THAT MOON.
315
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,417
WOULD YOU SAY
THAT'S A HALF MOON ?
316
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,553
NO, MORE LIKE 3/4
WAXING CRESCENT.
317
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,488
YEAH, DEFINITELY
A 3/4 WAXING CRESCENT.
318
00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:31,425
HEY, YOU AREN'T LARRY.
319
00:14:31,527 --> 00:14:33,694
THE EXTREMINATOR
OPENS IN ONE HOUR.
320
00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,195
I'M SURE THE WEREBEAVER'S
GONNA SHOW UP.
321
00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:37,597
I HAVE TO GET THERE TO
MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS HURT,
322
00:14:37,699 --> 00:14:38,697
INCLUDING THE BEAVER.
323
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,799
DON'T WORRY,
STRIPPERELLA,
324
00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:41,534
WE'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF BEAVER RESEARCH.
325
00:14:41,636 --> 00:14:43,570
BEFORE TODAY, WE REALLY
KNEW NOTHING ABOUT BEAVERS.
326
00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:46,037
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN
A REAL BEAVER BEFORE.
327
00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:47,439
JUST PICTURES IN MAGAZINES.
328
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,607
OH, I HAVE, ONCE.
329
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,776
BUT IT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO AT CAMP.
330
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,077
ANYWAY, USING THE HAIR
OF THE BEAVER,
331
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,311
WE DEVELOPED AN ANTIDOTE
332
00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,547
THAT WILL TRANSFORM IT
BACK TO A REGULAR MAN.
333
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:57,648
OR A WOMAN.
334
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,350
WE PUT THE FORMULA
IN THIS SILVER SYRINGE.
335
00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:00,485
AH, I GET IT.
336
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:01,852
SILVER CAN DEFEAT
THE WEREBEAVER.
337
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:05,388
NO, WE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE
A SILVER SYRINGE LYING AROUND.
338
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,589
OKAY,
SO ALL I HAVE TO DO
339
00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:07,957
IS GIVE THE BEAVER
A LITTLE INJECTION ?
340
00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,625
I'M AFRAID IT'S
NOT GOING TO BE THAT EASY
341
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,927
TO PRICK THE BEAVER,
ITS FUR IS VERY THICK.
342
00:15:12,029 --> 00:15:13,262
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO PENETRATE IT.
343
00:15:13,364 --> 00:15:15,231
SO, FIRST, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO REMOVE
344
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,631
A SMALL PATCH OF
THE BEAVER'S HAIR.
345
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:18,800
I HAVE TO
SHAVE THE BEAVER ?
346
00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:20,401
YOU CAN USE THIS
LASER HAIR REMOVER.
347
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:21,702
HAL GOT THAT FROM
HIS MOTHER.
348
00:15:21,805 --> 00:15:23,504
SHE USES IT TO
REMOVE HER MOUSTACHE.
349
00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:24,505
DOES NOT !
350
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,739
SHE USES IT
ON HER BACK.
351
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,773
THANKS GUYS,
GOOD WORK.
352
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,142
I'M OFF TO
STICK IT TO THE BEAVER.
353
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,611
( man )
GOOD EVENING, WOODEN
ROLLER COASTER LOVERS !
354
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,446
NOW, WE COULDN'T FIND
A TARP BIG ENOUGH
355
00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:35,947
TO COVER
THE ENTIRE ROLLER COASTER
356
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,883
SO THANK Y'ALL FOR
COVERING YOUR EYES.
357
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,718
ON BEHALF OF THE JOLLY LLAMA
AND MYSELF, THE MAYOR,
358
00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:45,523
I PRESENT TO YOU,
THE EXTREMINATOR !
359
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,158
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
360
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,292
WHOA !
WOW !
361
00:15:49,394 --> 00:15:52,096
WOOD !
362
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:57,467
THIS SCAR'S FROM A BEAVER
I CONQUERED IN MADAGASCAR
363
00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:59,135
BACK IN '87.
364
00:15:59,237 --> 00:16:02,505
THESE DAYS I WON'T GET NEAR
A BEAVER WITHOUT PROTECTION.
365
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,953
( screams & cheering )
366
00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:21,220
THE BEAVER !
367
00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:25,625
( man )
HEY, THAT'S NOT A LLAMA !
368
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,592
THIS IS A GUY
IN A LLAMA SUIT !
369
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,061
I'M SO SORRY.
370
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:30,161
YOU'RE THE JOLLY LLAMA.
371
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:31,496
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE WEREBEAVER AND--
372
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,065
( woman )
LOOK, THE BEAVER !
373
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,499
OH, NO !
374
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:38,335
THE WOOD HE'S EATING COULD
CAUSE THE TRACK TO COLLAPSE !
375
00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,006
( screaming )
376
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,272
THOSE PEOPLE
WILL BE KILLED !
377
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,407
STOP THE RIDE !
378
00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:46,109
WELL, I KNOW,
BUT THERE'S NO STOP BUTTON.
379
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:47,343
SEE, IT'S ON BACK ORDER.
380
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:48,911
APPARENTLY THE COMPANY
ACCIDENTALLY SENT
381
00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,346
TWO START BUTTONS AND--
382
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,147
UGH... !
383
00:17:01,924 --> 00:17:04,792
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A BEAUTIFUL BEAVER.
384
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,927
I CAN'T WAIT TO STUFF YOU
AND MOUNT YOU.
385
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,464
BUT FIRST,
I GOTTA KILL YA.
386
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:13,400
SAY GOODBYE, BEAVER.
387
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:17,002
AAHHH... !
388
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:19,472
( splat )
389
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:20,472
( whistles )
390
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:22,408
OH, NO !
391
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,880
( roaring )
392
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,848
( grunting )
393
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,485
( gasping )
394
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:45,194
AAAHH !
395
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:49,498
AAAHH !
396
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,534
( wheezing )
397
00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:59,840
THE ANTIDOTE !
398
00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:10,082
AAHH...
399
00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:13,318
( puffing )
400
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:22,694
( cheering )
401
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,170
WHAT HAPPENED ?
402
00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:36,538
YOU TURNED INTO A GIANT,
RAMPAGING WEREBEAVER.
403
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,241
I HAD TO INJECT YOU WITH
AN ANTIDOTE TO TURN YOU BACK.
404
00:18:39,343 --> 00:18:40,542
REALLY ?
405
00:18:40,644 --> 00:18:42,343
SO, I WAS SCREAMING FOR
THE BEAVER TO BE KILLED
406
00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:44,879
BUT ALL THAT TIME
I REALLY WAS THE BEAVER ?
407
00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:46,514
IRONIC, HUH ?
408
00:18:46,616 --> 00:18:50,217
I SEE NOW THAT
KILLING BEAVERS IS WRONG.
409
00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:54,021
BEAVERS ARE WARM AND
SENSITIVE ANIMALS.
410
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,290
THEY SHOULD BE STROKED
AND KISSED AND CARESSED
411
00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:59,425
AND PLAYED WITH UNTIL THEIR
CUTE LITTLE LIPS OPEN WIDE
412
00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:00,926
AND QUIVER WITH EXCITEMENT.
413
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,728
SURE, SOMETIMES
THEY LIKE IT ROUGH
414
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,296
AND YOU NEED TO BE
FIRM WITH THEM,
415
00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,798
BUT NOT KILL THEM,
IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
416
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,399
YOU'VE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.
417
00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:09,867
AND, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
418
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:12,003
WE COULD USE A GUY LIKE YOU
IN MY A.N.U.S.
419
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:13,503
OH, YOU MEAN YOUR CHARITY,
420
00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,272
"ANIMALS NEED
UNIVERSAL SUPPORT" ?
421
00:19:15,374 --> 00:19:17,040
NOW THAT I'M ENLIGHTENED,
422
00:19:17,142 --> 00:19:20,610
I WOULD LOVE TO BE
INVOLVED WITH YOUR A.N.U.S.
423
00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:23,379
( crowd laughing )
424
00:19:23,481 --> 00:19:25,248
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NAKED, RIGHT ?
425
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,416
OH... MY GOD.
426
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,454
AND SO ONCE AGAIN
THE CITY IS SAFE
427
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,823
AND STRIPPERELLA
HAS SAVED THE DAY.
428
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,156
IN A RELATED STORY,
429
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,991
FORMER-WEREBEAVER,
LARRY TALBOT
430
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,593
has signed a deal
to turn his story
431
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,396
into a crappy
made-for-TV movie.
432
00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:45,198
WOW, THAT STIPPERELLA
SURE IS AMAZING.
433
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,700
YEAH, SHE SURE IS.
434
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:49,135
I WISH I COULD MEET
SOMEONE JUST LIKE HER.
435
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:53,071
ONLY BIGGER AND SWEATIER
AND MAYBE NAMED CHARLIE.
436
00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:56,675
WELL, THIS IS IT,
I'M QUITTING.
437
00:19:56,777 --> 00:19:59,144
I JUST WANTED TO SAY BYE.
438
00:19:59,246 --> 00:20:00,578
GISELLE,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
439
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,313
EROTIC DANCING
IS YOUR LIFE.
440
00:20:02,415 --> 00:20:04,382
I'LL JUST HAVE TO
GET ME A NEW LIFE.
441
00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:05,883
A bizarre twist
in the story of the man
442
00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:07,018
who was lap-danced to death
443
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,886
at the Tenderloins
gentleman's club...
444
00:20:08,987 --> 00:20:10,654
WAIT, GISELLE,
LOOK AT THIS.
445
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:11,755
Investigators
have discovered
446
00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:13,456
that the deceased man,
Harold Mills,
447
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:16,825
didn't actually die of natural
causes as previously believed.
448
00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:19,061
It turns out he was murdered
by his wife, Beatrice.
449
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:20,395
She confessed to the crime
450
00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:22,431
and admitted she did it
because she was angry at him
451
00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,132
for always
going to strip clubs.
452
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,167
Police found traces of
arousitol in his system,
453
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:28,202
which, when taken in high doses,
can trigger a heart attack
454
00:20:28,304 --> 00:20:30,705
if the drug user becomes
aroused during a lap dance.
455
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:31,939
Isn't that neat ?
456
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,707
In a related story,
Beatrice Mills
457
00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:35,208
has signed a deal
to turn her story
458
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,644
into a crappy
made-for-TV movie.
459
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,078
GISELLE,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT !
460
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,779
HE WAS MURDERED,
ISN'T THAT GREAT ?
461
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,148
IT WAS MURDER !
462
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,617
OH, I'M SO HAPPY !
463
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:46,819
SIR ?
464
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,254
WOULD YOU LIKE
A LAP DANCE.
465
00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,023
I WAS GONNA
GO TAKE A LEAK,
466
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,258
BUT WHY NOT ?
467
00:20:55,094 --> 00:20:58,062
( clapping )
468
00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:00,464
UGH !
469
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,933
THANK YOU, SO MUCH.
470
00:21:03,035 --> 00:21:06,035
THAT'S MY GISELLE.
471
00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:14,042
( roaring )
472
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:24,986
( deep growl )
473
00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:48,273
♪ Stripperella ♪
474
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,876
♪ Stripperella ♪
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